Yeah the school strats are mainly dominated by Asian speedrunners, which warps the statistics by nearly 87%. When you set different races into different groups, you can see that most have a very low success rate. This is how it used to be sorted, but activists forced the mods of the category to generalize ethnicity.
You gotta understand this dude only had ONE CHANCE for this speedrun. he hit it out of the park with a sub 30 second time!! congrats on WR man you earned it.
@@6up5ohcopoutprocon I think my mum low-key wants me to be gay so that she can support me lol. She tells me pretty often that she wouldn't care if I was gay or not
@@DevilJhoMama lucky :') my parents would stop talking to me even if I was just an Ally, not just my parents, my whole family would. What should I do if they discover I am part of the LGBT? :') I asked them what they think abt the community, they said horrible things I don't even want to repeat so-
Could be optimized by avoiding saying “Hi mom” at the beginning of the call and just jumping straight in to the “Dropping out of school and following my dreams” strategy. Good run regardless 👍
Surprisingly the hi mom actually improves rng by raising their expectations only to be shattered moments later. Although it could save a few seconds most speed runners aren’t willing to take the risk
*"Like a furry? That's disgusting, never call me again!"* This is great. 🤣 Edit: OMGLGKSFJJFJKBFHHSJA Thanks for the likes, wasn't expecting that- Edit 2: I have nothing against furries as long as they aren't zoophiles.
@@Angel-nu4zn its a secret bug where u make a reset at the beginning of the run and after doing it in the perfect frame the game spawn you at one of a few points one of which was my mom
Can we just appreciate how his mom still would have supported him even if he was gay and drops out of school to write spongebob fanfic Edit: I know it’s a script 🙄 my statement still stands
@@kingcrimson9871 holy shit. wow! it's scripted?! oh my god how could you figure that out?! you must be really smart, have a really great eye, and a genius! my silly and dumb self couldn't even figure that out by just seeing the title and watching it! really, no one could be at your level! you're a fucking genius!
For anyone trying this speedrun, you can say that you are a furry/a brony/gay/trans/etc. but exploiting the furry glitch is IMO the best strat bc sometimes you get lucky but other times you have to explain what a furry is which wastes time so its high risk high reward.
“I’m gay, and dropping out of school to write Spongebob Erotic Fanfiction.” Mom: that’s okay sweetie! I love you! “I’m a furry” Mom: “disgusting, never call me again” Finally, a woman of culture
Him: "I'm gay btw" His mom: "it's fine honey we kinda already knew that" Him: :( Him: "I am gay and a wolf" His mom: "what Like furry? Alright that's it you crossed the line don't call back ever again" Him: :)
Him: I'm dropping out of school Mum: That's fine Him: I'm gay Mum: I love you no matter what Him: I'm a furry Mum: ThAt'S dIsTuGuStInG. NeVeR cAlL mE aGaIn Him: I just got disowned by my mum to get a meaningless world record and I have no regrets
I'm honestly glad the devs patched the lgbt glitch, it was really op in the older stages of the game. Although I do agree with their decision to keep the furry glitch in. Mainly because it has already been shunned by the community, and can be used by casual players instead.
"ok sweetie, I love you no matter what" and I'm trans, I'm transpicies I'm a gay wolf. it would be too funny if she said "thats disgusting never call me again" wow that was a good rng
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People who were disowned when they were born: Pathetic.
bruhhh
smh orphans
People who were disowned before they were even born: Pathetic.
Aborted fetuses: hold my beer
I love dark humor
i thought it was real, until she said the word "furry" thats when i realized, "wait thats not a mom"
yeah same
Correct
Wdym? this speedrun is real. The mods confirmed that it is infact a real mom.
ua-cam.com/video/ghVLorYZXI0/v-deo.html
What
“Exploiting the furry glitch” 😂
Any % run
They are glitches tho
Lol
Yo
Exploiting the furry glitch is fine
Drop out from school: “That’s fine”
Furry: “Arggg”
Drop out of school:😐😐😶🤔
Being furry:😳😳😳🖕🖕🖕🖕☹😟☹🤬🤬🤬😡😤😤🤬🤬🤬😡😠😠😠😡👿👿😈💀😫😩😞😣😖
Yes
Lol
She's not wrong tho
Rightfully so lol
The way his mom talked to him actually kinda warmed my heart, at first
Ikr
They got us in the first half not gonna lie
I mean furry bad
ua-cam.com/video/ghVLorYZXI0/v-deo.html
😂😂😂
King back at it again being a disappointment to his family
What family, he just got disowned
foarte persoana okay ur right. He was a disappointment before he got disowned
Yes the biggest disappointment
420 likes
@@alliebruns6769 ayyyyy pimp
“I’d like to see you do better,” bro I got disowned the moment I came out
edit: out of the womb, not the closet.
Inflake sheh
“Put it back”
“ew take it away”
I see you everywhere
Bro that's a real nice effort but I got disowned as a 1-month-old fetus get good.
If muslim: "Mom I'm datin-"
Immediate disownership
Just to clarify if you date a girl you wouldn't get disowned. It would be more like "mom I committed adultery" immediate disownership
@@HA-kf9kk I mean, adultery is cringe.
@@promethium-145 people that commit adultery are cringe
@@BucketExperience Exactly
Just say you are gay before you can get the a out you get disowned
"Im gay"
"Thats fine :)"
"Imma gay wolf"
"Yo what the hell? Get this man outta here"
Ugh!! So specist!!!
get this wolf* outta here
dont be a specist
Welcome to 2021 guys, nobody can take a joke.
@@arc4153 frl
@@kilIstation good
If your Asian just say "I'm not going to college"
My sister did this. I haven't talked to her in 10 years
"I got a B in the test" 0.2 seconds later *you on your way to antartica *
"I am not going to tuition" were my last words before getting the chanchala
Bro wtf i watch ur vids all the time wassup
Yeah the school strats are mainly dominated by Asian speedrunners, which warps the statistics by nearly 87%. When you set different races into different groups, you can see that most have a very low success rate. This is how it used to be sorted, but activists forced the mods of the category to generalize ethnicity.
"what like a furry?"
"yeah"
"never call me again"
You gotta understand this dude only had ONE CHANCE for this speedrun. he hit it out of the park with a sub 30 second time!! congrats on WR man you earned it.
Could have just said: "I'm pursuing a career in UA-cam"
Worked for me.
what career lol
Should've told your parents your username on UA-cam is that, sure they would've disowned you, put you up for adoption and blocked your contact.
that's your job, you just haven't got paid yet. 🗣💯📲📈📊
With 9 subscribers, I bet it did.
😂😂😂
“I’m gay btw”
His mum: “That’s fine, you know I love you no matter what ☺️”
Jojas: >:(
I want his mom :d
@@6up5ohcopoutprocon ..
_-Aya UwU Abdelaati-_ what?
@@6up5ohcopoutprocon I think my mum low-key wants me to be gay so that she can support me lol. She tells me pretty often that she wouldn't care if I was gay or not
@@DevilJhoMama lucky :') my parents would stop talking to me even if I was just an Ally, not just my parents, my whole family would. What should I do if they discover I am part of the LGBT? :') I asked them what they think abt the community, they said horrible things I don't even want to repeat so-
"The only problem of being faster than light is that you can only live in the darkness"
Filipino: "I'm not gonna be a nurse, a teacher, or a police"
or nanny
Just say you hate jolibee it works 90% of the time and if that dosnt work then say lechon tastes like dirt
@@hotdog01334 Am filipino, got disowned when I said Jollibee chicken was inferior to KFC as a joke
@@Kruzeda have you also tried to not say po and opo it works almost everytime
@@hotdog01334 Every time I forget to say po or opo I get lashes from a belt
Could be optimized by avoiding saying “Hi mom” at the beginning of the call and just jumping straight in to the “Dropping out of school and following my dreams” strategy. Good run regardless 👍
Dad
Surprisingly the hi mom actually improves rng by raising their expectations only to be shattered moments later. Although it could save a few seconds most speed runners aren’t willing to take the risk
@@zasfp Damn big brain
@@zasfp in a few of my runs its paid off but for more consistent results the "hi mom" is usually a good starter
Amigo clave tu nombre
Exploiting the furry glitch doesn't count ! Cheater !1! Strongly disliked
Did you see speed run.com it says you can use it after failing th first 2 times
Bruuuhhhh
@@Ali-jq1fd you missed the joke, they dont actually have that on speedrun.com lol
@@Ali-jq1fd imagine still using r/woosh
@@Ali-jq1fd you talking to yourself with that woosh?
"im gay"
mom: *"thats fine"*
"ima gay wolf"
also mom : *EWWW DUDE, WTF*
The mom was the red riding hood and the wolf was not hungry.
Plot twist: his mom was planning to disown him anyways.
His mom was clearly a paid actor, if that were me, my mom would just disown me right at the moment where he said "I'm dropping out of school".
Indian parents ikr 😭😭😭
imagine having parents who bring all your family to the college to yell at you and have your dad whoop you and your 21.
@@luhremixe imagine having nice parents and nice friends haha can't relate
Obviously. The furry thing gave it away. Someone old enough to be his mom wouldn't even know what he was talking about.
@@__unknown___ yup
The way he looked so frustrated when she said she loved him no matter what lol
😂😂😂😂
eyyyyup, I gave you the 69th like
I'd be too
the disbelief in his face after she didn't disown him after the first 2 tactics
cmon mom, don't be such a supportive and understanding parent, i need to finish this world record
Should’ve said “I’m going to pursue my career on onlyfans”
NOT THE ONLY FANS 😂😂💀
*"Like a furry? That's disgusting, never call me again!"*
This is great. 🤣
Edit: OMGLGKSFJJFJKBFHHSJA Thanks for the likes, wasn't expecting that-
Edit 2: I have nothing against furries as long as they aren't zoophiles.
Yesssss
She can’t have a dog do-er for a son lol
not really
@@Lil72722 that’s not what a furry is
(go search on Google cba to explain at like 12 am lol)
@@cn2673 wtf why
This style of comedy is so ridiculously hilarious
Your mom is actually more supportive than many other moms I've seen. Keep her close to you and happy, you won't get a second chance!
But how's he gonna keep her close and happy when she just disowned him?? 🙃
Damn he broke my record.
Yo what was your record?
@@Angel-nu4zn my pb is 00,01 because after they realized i was in my mom i was instantly disowned
@@user-fh7bx3bl3z Care to tell me how you were “in your mom”?
@@Angel-nu4zn its a secret bug where u make a reset at the beginning of the run and after doing it in the perfect frame the game spawn you at one of a few points one of which was my mom
@@user-fh7bx3bl3z That sounds fun what’s the game called?
If I told my Mom that I was 500lbs, she’d disown me.
Same :)
Muscle?
why was this funny to me lol
I would also disown you if you used imperial units
OMG you have a chance to beat the world record
"Gay wolf" GOT ME SO GOOD 😂😂
0:26 "Mom, that's not what the script said! You were supposed to disown me by now!"
"I'm gay."
"That's okay, I support you."
"And I'm a vegetarian."
"You're not a part of this family anymore."
That's how my speedrun went
If that realy happened they where horrible to you
İm in India and i said i wanna eat cow thats when i got disowned
@@Robloxpro-lz6ck wow.. Nice speedrun..
YOU was really lucky.
@@pustota7254 How is someone lucky for getting disowned?
@@Rexus0705 i trying speedrun.. And it takes f***in year
Can we just appreciate how his mom still would have supported him even if he was gay and drops out of school to write spongebob fanfic
Edit: I know it’s a script 🙄 my statement still stands
its scripted bruh
@@kingcrimson9871 holy shit. wow! it's scripted?! oh my god how could you figure that out?! you must be really smart, have a really great eye, and a genius! my silly and dumb self couldn't even figure that out by just seeing the title and watching it! really, no one could be at your level! you're a fucking genius!
@@kingcrimson9871 every human being knows this is scripted.
@@fiaalmahira thank you😎😎😎
@@ian.ambrose yh ik but, the op sounded pretty serious.
The "I'd like to see you do better" at the end mentally attacked me
Her voice is oddly comforting.
Now he just has to speedrun death.
Just don't use the suicide glitch, that's looked down upon.
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
does climbing to mt.everest without any experience count as suicide
@@fikrifahrizal482 only if you climb down aswell
Oh NOW you tell me
@@MatheusAugustoGames 🤣
I won when my parents gave birth
you're a orphan
@@poulsdpoulsd6593
the joke
you
Me: Mom, I got B+ average
Mom: Oh
I find using the "I like kids" strategy works everytime.
Jojas Mom’s voice reveal??? 😳
If you listen it sounds like a woman his age, it's probably his girlfriend.
He's from france amyway so I doubt his mom would be speaking to him in English
@@Dinahf Yeah.
@@Dinahf he's french? no wonder he looks like some not fat french king
Never thought someone would be so upset coming out when their accepting parents.
"You know I love you, no matter what," about 5 seconds later, "That's disgusting, get away."
That was so funny. The furry part was awesome
He is gay, a trans wolf thingy, and he dropped out of school to pursue his love of writing fan fiction.
writing a fan fiction about a gay trans wolf
"I may have got a world record, but I lost a family."
family is family but a world record is something special.
same but without the world record thing
@@proudpackofpringles6009 I'm sorry for your losses.
@@bowlof_rice im kidding
@@proudpackofpringles6009 lol
this video just earned you a sub
For anyone trying this speedrun, you can say that you are a furry/a brony/gay/trans/etc. but exploiting the furry glitch is IMO the best strat bc sometimes you get lucky but other times you have to explain what a furry is which wastes time so its high risk high reward.
I want to send this to my friend....but he is a furry and his mom is deceased so maybe not??
Send it please lmao
She left the world to disown him.
@@astrocandy148 omg omg that's a good one😂😂😂
@@viko747 I'm sending it now lol
@@iwantpastries5649 hopefully your friend doesn't get depressed after this
I feel like next time you should try the method were you don't respond when they say hello, has worked with me on 3 different families
How did you get so many families
@@mannyheffley8336 cmon, he's a speedrunner
of course he would change family at least a couple of times a day just to train
underrated comment lmao
lol
Speed McQueen made a world record of getting disowned
First time I’ve seen a man being happy getting disowned
I felt this on a spiritual level
The furry glitch works but I find saying i'm in a relationship with a relative is the fastest method for me
BHAHAHAHAHA thats amazing
finally, an original comment btw
What if your in Alabama and your mom and dad where siblings
Worked For me too!! Thanks alot man!
This guy has a long career ahead of him in comedy and UA-cam content. Well done sir, you have made me laugh again 👍
The furry strat so broken man. Devs need to fix that.
Why is everyone saying how op it is???? Didn't work for me?
You're so bad at this, I got disowned in .5 seconds by simply doing the dab back in 6th grade.
Great I only dabbed when I was 6
Even I disown you both, and I never owned you in the first place.
I love how furry is just the universal keyword to getting disowned by your parents.
I like how he is happy that he got disowned by his parents.
Dropping out of school: ok
Gay and trans : we love you
A furry: *disgusting never call me again*
That's just so incredibly good. Your comedy is exactly what I want but never express lmao. You are a genius
Never thought I’d be happy to see someone get disowned by their parents
The disliker is people who tried to break the record but got disowned without breaking it
finaly got a noti for your channel, i tried to remember you because you looked like Jesus
please can we appreciate this man convincing his mom to do this though
If my kids say the wrong thing then they’re time will end at 4.36 seconds.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz still maintains the WR
“I’m gay, and dropping out of school to write Spongebob Erotic Fanfiction.”
Mom: that’s okay sweetie! I love you!
“I’m a furry”
Mom: “disgusting, never call me again”
Finally, a woman of culture
Based 🍷🗿
That’s one dislike is from his parents
"I'm gay"
Mom: I slept
"I'm gay wolf"
Mom: *R E A L S H I T*
Another banger by jesus himself, I feel blessed
"i use twitter" is a 3 second run.
"i use reddit" is a 2 second run.
"I use cocaine" is a 0.2 second run
@@mariaaugustamiranda6188 you can say it this fast? pretty insane
@@oskarsone5887 actually that's unrealistic, but apparently you actually CAN say it as the most average of joes in just 0.75s
Them 2nd born chinese babies already got the record
I heard there is a new speedrunning clan called 'orphans' who have an insane strat, might want to look out for them
Truly disgusting that some "people" would do this horrible thing.
wdym
Truly disgusting that some "people" would do this horrible thing
I mean.... I wouldn’t want my son to be a furry either but as long as he isn’t a fucking zoophile or a pedo I guess I could live with it
@@roronoazoro9386 ynoa who jschlatt is this is his meme dont know why it is in this video comment section
Him: "I'm gay btw"
His mom: "it's fine honey we kinda already knew that"
Him: :(
Him: "I am gay and a wolf"
His mom: "what Like furry? Alright that's it you crossed the line don't call back ever again"
Him: :)
thank you for writing down the script to a minute long video
Agma.io profile?
if i see another one of your speedrun il sub
Truly disgusting, that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
Schlatt
Shlagg
@k2 If that's some sort of reference to something then I'm afraid I don't understand
@k2 Ohhh I get you. That joke absoluely FLEW over my head
WAH TEH FUDGE I THOUGH I ESCAPED THIS
Him: I'm dropping out of school
Mum: That's fine
Him: I'm gay
Mum: I love you no matter what
Him: I'm a furry
Mum: ThAt'S dIsTuGuStInG. NeVeR cAlL mE aGaIn
Him: I just got disowned by my mum to get a meaningless world record and I have no regrets
Jokes on you, my parents weren’t even there to watch me get born
Ok Dr Doofenshmirtz
|Doofenshmirtz evil corporated|
congrats man on you pb
those were some next level strats right there
I'm honestly glad the devs patched the lgbt glitch, it was really op in the older stages of the game. Although I do agree with their decision to keep the furry glitch in. Mainly because it has already been shunned by the community, and can be used by casual players instead.
They need to patch the furry glitch. Not only is it really OP, but it’s also concerning that they left it in.
@jan Taku
I mostly main the murder strat as it's RNG is constant.
"I'm trans as well, like trans-species, im a gay wolf"
Never seen someone happy getting disowned
wow, this is the coolest guy i've ever had the chance to witness
Clicking on video, liking, and commenting speedrun
im a gay wolf
*"what? like a furry?"*
i was betting he would say "we got a bad start with the RNG there"
AND HE ACTUALLY SAID IT!!! THE MADMAN!!
I'm subscribing to this man immediately. Anyone who has the balls to so that deserves to be on UA-cam rewind for at least the next century l.
Should've pulled the "I got a girl pregnant" move, could've shaved off so much time.
Damn, I gotta try this
oh wait they disowned me
That was pretty epic gamer of you
Getting some pretty good recommended videos
Fastest yet most interesting videos
ikr
ikr
Ikr
ikr
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"ok sweetie, I love you no matter what" and I'm trans, I'm transpicies I'm a gay wolf. it would be too funny if she said "thats disgusting never call me again" wow that was a good rng
I couldn’t even breathe without getting disowned
the robbing a bank route takes really long but its so fun
The furry part really got her