Worst Youtuber Apology Ever

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  • @thegamersconclave8709
    @thegamersconclave8709 10 місяців тому +14840

    "My legal team advised me against this." Is the most authentic thing she said in the whole video.

    • @Lady_of_the_Land
      @Lady_of_the_Land 10 місяців тому +650

      “I’m sure you’re disappointed in my shitty little song”

    • @Dante1920
      @Dante1920 10 місяців тому +423

      She should have listened, because no matter what the truth is, she now looks guilty as hell.

    • @lydiajulianprower8356
      @lydiajulianprower8356 10 місяців тому +305

      "There is no quicker way for people to think that you are diddling kids than writing a SONG about it!"

    • @randomindividual769
      @randomindividual769 10 місяців тому +48

      @@lydiajulianprower8356 what a way to find a IASIP reference in the wild.

    • @ShioOtanashi
      @ShioOtanashi 10 місяців тому +29

      She didn't say anything, she sang it. She was pretty clear on that

  • @kristaturner3741
    @kristaturner3741 10 місяців тому +43021

    Her legal team: “Don’t talk.”
    Colleen: 😀🎤🎼🤡

    • @UromixOn
      @UromixOn 10 місяців тому +1384

      Bro she should've just shut up and listened to her legal team by not talking, but nah she made it worst🤡

    • @afridgetoofar1818
      @afridgetoofar1818 10 місяців тому +131

      @@realyozgood work!

    • @bowii9993
      @bowii9993 10 місяців тому +96

      i just scrolled down to see this comment right as this part happened lmao

    • @lavan4077
      @lavan4077 10 місяців тому +12

      💀

    • @burgerwithnohoneymustard168
      @burgerwithnohoneymustard168 10 місяців тому +3

      ​@@rynxcz🤔

  • @NerdThunder_
    @NerdThunder_ 4 місяці тому +1961

    “Stop playing A Minor, that’s how u got here in the first place!”

  • @alivingpersonudontknowbehi6082
    @alivingpersonudontknowbehi6082 8 місяців тому +583

    “I know this video won’t change anyone’s minds about me”
    Actually, it did. It changed us from hating her to despising her 🥰

    • @sytherwusky
      @sytherwusky 3 місяці тому +6

      I guess when you're a UA-camr who has been placed on a high public pedestal, people develop expectations and when the facade starts to crack, people begin to question everything as if they begin to doubt how much that persona was real?

    • @The13thRonin
      @The13thRonin Місяць тому +1

      And then she gets off scot free because WAMYN.
      Nice work setting up that as a defense for two decades.

  • @queenofawesome2550
    @queenofawesome2550 10 місяців тому +16002

    Colleen: Accused for grooming minors
    Also Colleen: *turns her apology into a Spongebob song*

    • @cringecafe
      @cringecafe 10 місяців тому +699

      Don’t diss SpongeBob like that

    • @michaelsmith5115
      @michaelsmith5115 10 місяців тому +193

      ​@@cringecafeabsolute blasphemy

    • @some_random_merc
      @some_random_merc 10 місяців тому +362

      The G-R-O-O-M-I-N-G -S-O-N-G Song
      edit: ok, Michael Smith

    • @michaelsmith5115
      @michaelsmith5115 10 місяців тому +67

      @@some_random_merc slow clap.

    • @spawnofthedead4556
      @spawnofthedead4556 10 місяців тому +202

      In a-minor no less

  • @chiyo2186
    @chiyo2186 10 місяців тому +8044

    She's gonna be so disappointed when she finds out that she can't bring a ukulele and start singing in court

    • @Ilivepuppys
      @Ilivepuppys 10 місяців тому +354

      there's no rule against it, prolly not the best idea but if she wants to speed run everyone hating her in court than hey go for it

    • @hudycat
      @hudycat 10 місяців тому +29

      💀

    • @dakota6050
      @dakota6050 10 місяців тому +94

      I remember a video of this one black guy in court singing and begging to not get a life sentence

    • @sannahbouzeghoub3871
      @sannahbouzeghoub3871 10 місяців тому +147

      🎶 *oooooooo please don't give me a liiiiiiife senteeeeeeeeence* 🎵

    • @wonderedrouge
      @wonderedrouge 10 місяців тому +81

      @@dakota6050you remember the guy on court cam singing “yeah your honor im sorry sorry sorry” 💀💀💀

  • @Neotheaterr
    @Neotheaterr 8 місяців тому +483

    I used to laugh at Colleen’s response, now it infuriates me. Imagine being a victim. Her just brushing it off like this and calling it a “toxic gossip train” makes me so MAD I can’t even put it into words. Also, her victim-blaming and victimization of herself is so unbelievably stupid.

    • @axehead45
      @axehead45 6 місяців тому +25

      Yeah watching her be like “it’s important to take accountability and I try to do that- oh you don’t care?”
      BITCH WE DO CARE. EVERYBODY CARES WE WOULD NOT BE CALLING YOU OUT FOR THIS IF IT WASN’T BACKED BY FACTS

  • @balls_gaming
    @balls_gaming 8 місяців тому +196

    toxic gossip train. heading down the tracks to molestation station...

    • @qwrtyzy
      @qwrtyzy 8 місяців тому +5

      LMFAO

    • @lol4737
      @lol4737 Місяць тому +2

      😂 we need to make this the top comment

    • @athomesuperhero
      @athomesuperhero 13 днів тому +8

      Toxic gossip train, heading down the tracks to the police station.

    • @balls_gaming
      @balls_gaming 13 днів тому +3

      @@lol4737 seeing this made my day, thanks dude!

    • @balls_gaming
      @balls_gaming 13 днів тому +1

      lmfao!

  • @kamina7347
    @kamina7347 10 місяців тому +8070

    The fact she says her legal team advised her not to say anything, then went ahead and spat in every victims face in song form is absolutely wild to me, the internet is fuckin crazy

    • @HESHRocketWarhead
      @HESHRocketWarhead 10 місяців тому +268

      Well at least she took the heat off of her legal team. They did warn her not to comment on this.

    • @kh-ro5su
      @kh-ro5su 10 місяців тому +126

      she knows she's a young, successful, wealthy white woman and that this will all brush off. her career might suffer for a bit but she's obviously made a lot of money already and will bounce back no doubt. sounds pessimistic i suppose but that's often how things go for certain people. maybe at best she'll make another apology video for more views and revenue and it'll convince a few idiots be sounding ashamed and remorseful but i doubt that too

    • @surrealpsalms
      @surrealpsalms 10 місяців тому

      @@kh-ro5surace has absolutely nothing to do with this & you’re just making it relevant because you need an excuse to hate on white people.

    • @DeathWolf88888
      @DeathWolf88888 10 місяців тому +49

      She heard "Don't talk/say" or whatever it was and went "Singing isn't talking"

    • @tacojoe4688
      @tacojoe4688 10 місяців тому +7

      W Kamina pfp

  • @agonypain2696
    @agonypain2696 10 місяців тому +6338

    I don’t think we can even call this the worst UA-camr apology video because she never apologizes once 💀💀💀

    • @the_kleetus-yeeyee48
      @the_kleetus-yeeyee48 10 місяців тому +367

      Fr, she’s just like I’m quirky and lonely.
      👉👈🥺

    • @ozzyc5122
      @ozzyc5122 10 місяців тому +46

      I think that's the point though. When did she say this was an apology video? When and where? She never once claimed that's what she was doing so how can you criticize it for not being one?

    • @milo6310
      @milo6310 10 місяців тому +17

      @@the_kleetus-yeeyee48right like wtf 😭

    • @Crackpot_Astronaut
      @Crackpot_Astronaut 10 місяців тому +94

      ​@@ozzyc5122
      Well she does make a point of saying that she wanted to comment to show that she's "taking accountability."
      I mean, she's _not_ taking accountability, but she's claiming that she is.. which is often the biggest part of an apology video.

    • @ozzyc5122
      @ozzyc5122 10 місяців тому +25

      @Crackpot_Astronaut I do want to make it clear that I don't agree with her nor am I defending her. But I see everyone saying "worst apology ever" and I can see her thinking "I wasn't apologizing."

  • @silviafernandez3868
    @silviafernandez3868 8 місяців тому +987

    You wanna know what’s worse? She literally put her “apology” on Spotify for people to listen to and even monetized it and is SELLING IT. I can’t make this up bro
    100 likes. This is real, holy hell

  • @RandomBozo7
    @RandomBozo7 5 місяців тому +288

    I wanna see Sienna Mae's dance with Toxic Gossip Train playing in the background for the ultimate bad apology combo

    • @user-zm2nl8sj3o
      @user-zm2nl8sj3o Місяць тому +18

      Say less give me a couple weeks

    • @RibbitRibbit721
      @RibbitRibbit721 Місяць тому

      ​@@user-zm2nl8sj3oprogress?

    • @baffuhaaii8590
      @baffuhaaii8590 26 днів тому

      Lmk when it's done please ​@@user-zm2nl8sj3o

    • @chatlurker
      @chatlurker 23 дні тому

      ​@@user-zm2nl8sj3ook

    • @anothermiddleschoolburnout8816
      @anothermiddleschoolburnout8816 21 день тому +1

      Someone made like a trap remix of the song using clips of Sienna's dance for a visual. I'll link it if I find it.
      ~~~
      I think UA-cam might have deleted the link because I don't see it on my side.
      It's called "Toxic Gossip Train (Colleen Balllinger Remix)" By Glassy B.

  • @jamesbarreraa
    @jamesbarreraa 10 місяців тому +20401

    It wasn't even an apology, It was literally 10 minutes of her gaslighting everyone.

    • @redfatseal2407
      @redfatseal2407 10 місяців тому

      Yes colleen, your damn right at 10:38. Your a gaslighting, manipulating, your a narcissist and a rat, i would never make a mistake like that. And no colleen, when did anyone say were perfect. No one is. I've done a lot of things I'm not proud of okay? I never claim to be an angel, but if you compare me with colleen, you'll swear I am an angel

    • @sonsofwar9819
      @sonsofwar9819 10 місяців тому +539

      ...horribly

    • @ShankaDaWanka
      @ShankaDaWanka 10 місяців тому +495

      She only has to fool her fans. They think it was a good apology, so our opinions mean nothing to her.

    • @zehpr007
      @zehpr007 10 місяців тому +95

      attempting to gaslight everyone

    • @MyMamaCallsMeSpecialD
      @MyMamaCallsMeSpecialD 10 місяців тому +143

      she is literally gaslighting people into thinking that she isnt gaslighing

  • @andrebarbosa5374
    @andrebarbosa5374 10 місяців тому +7824

    As awful as this whole situation is, i can't get over how her legal team specifically told her to not say something stupid before she went on to fucking sing something stupid

    • @sarahbunnell6632
      @sarahbunnell6632 10 місяців тому +415

      It honestly would have been better if she had at least given some evidence rather than call everyone toxic with their actual receipts

    • @kidarufilms6345
      @kidarufilms6345 10 місяців тому +1

      This ukulele toting pedo: What? I never said anything.
      I sang it

    • @P34chy5c0n3
      @P34chy5c0n3 10 місяців тому +94

      @@axeltheghost6824came to say this, i know her QUIRKY WEIRD SELF thought a song was a loophole bc she isn’t speaking on it she’s singing on it

    • @taytoyaddic7ed881
      @taytoyaddic7ed881 10 місяців тому +41

      It's probably not true, it's just way for her to make everyone believe she's being "genuine", "not scripted", "honest"

    • @Redhotsmasher
      @Redhotsmasher 10 місяців тому +51

      I was thinking about making a "I can't say anything stupid? Guess I'll sing it instead." type joke comment, until the video got to 5:56 where she literally said basically that. There aren't enough facepalms in the universe.

  • @kirbykiwi
    @kirbykiwi 8 місяців тому +138

    “The facts must’ve been out of town during the filming of this because she does not present them at all.” Holy fuck that was incredible 😂😂😂

  • @spacefloppaa
    @spacefloppaa 6 місяців тому +213

    Playing in A Minor is literally how she got here.

    • @ardaoguzhan8181
      @ardaoguzhan8181 3 місяці тому +7

      Stop stealing comments

    • @Despacito190
      @Despacito190 2 місяці тому

      @@ardaoguzhan8181this is the original comment, the other one is 1 month old while this one is 4

    • @Stirfry47
      @Stirfry47 2 місяці тому +12

      ​@@ardaoguzhan8181 Playing in A Minor is literally how she got here.

    • @marsamune5592
      @marsamune5592 2 місяці тому +6

      @@ardaoguzhan8181 Playing in A Minor is literally how she got here.

    • @YourLocalNintendo
      @YourLocalNintendo Місяць тому +5

      @@ardaoguzhan8181 Playing in A Minor is literally how she got here.

  • @michellequinn7459
    @michellequinn7459 10 місяців тому +7407

    I love how she calls grooming kids and criminal behavior a “toxic gossip train”

    • @kobra6660
      @kobra6660 10 місяців тому +158

      If that's the case than Jared fogle must be innocent for his behavior creating a toxic train

    • @rynxcz
      @rynxcz 10 місяців тому +1

      I will spread ur cheeks lil bro 😭🙏🏾🙏🏾 I betta not catch you in my comments again or it’s finna be OVER for you 👾

    • @dstrktn
      @dstrktn 10 місяців тому +15

      @@realyoz noc

    • @IncubiAkster
      @IncubiAkster 10 місяців тому

      alledged 'grooming' legit who cares unless she was physically meeying up with 10 year olds and assaulting them. Cryin over nothin as usual welcome to the internet. Boo hoo i sent a pic of ky bum to someone my life os ruined LOL.

    • @MsCarringtonsYoutube
      @MsCarringtonsYoutube 10 місяців тому +10

      She groomed nobody. End of story.

  • @teczowykote7253
    @teczowykote7253 10 місяців тому +7553

    The fact that her legal team told her NOT to do this and she still wrote, sang recorded and posted this shit is insane

    • @ConcreteCrescent
      @ConcreteCrescent 10 місяців тому

      She comes across as absolutely batshit.
      Someone might want to sit her down and explain that her legal team told her to keep quiet because the CONTENT of her little message wouldn't be helpful to her cause, not the fucking mode of delivering said message.

    • @iah123
      @iah123 10 місяців тому +168

      LITERALLY

    • @smith507
      @smith507 10 місяців тому +77

      @@iah123 TEXTUALLY

    • @harumtaha3102
      @harumtaha3102 10 місяців тому +523

      i feel so bad for her legal team because they’re probably pulling their hair rn 💀

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 10 місяців тому +409

      I don't know why people get lawyers then ignore EVERYTHING they say.

  • @westonmyers239
    @westonmyers239 5 місяців тому +110

    Not only did she embrace the last name of her UA-cam persona in this "apology", but she also embraced her crime as well by playing in A Minor.

    • @shadowyzephyr
      @shadowyzephyr 4 місяці тому +5

      It's in G Major. That would have made it more ironic

    • @westonmyers239
      @westonmyers239 4 місяці тому +4

      @@shadowyzephyr Well, there goes that joke. If only she actually did that though.

    • @malegazeofficial
      @malegazeofficial 3 місяці тому +1

      @shadowyzephyr why

    • @nyota9087
      @nyota9087 3 місяці тому +1

      @@shadowyzephyrsarcasm flew right over your head

  • @someprick7705
    @someprick7705 7 місяців тому +49

    Billy Jean wasn’t her lover, but little billy was.

  • @kn0ckedl00se
    @kn0ckedl00se 10 місяців тому +28833

    she really hit us with the "sorry for acting inappropriately with children! anyways here's wonderwall"

    • @the_kleetus-yeeyee48
      @the_kleetus-yeeyee48 10 місяців тому +746

      Honestly in that scenario she actually apologized. And played a much better song

    • @Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn
      @Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn 10 місяців тому +374

      She didn't even say sorry

    • @junky3795
      @junky3795 10 місяців тому +533

      More like “you all are just toxic haters lol” *provides no context and plays smoke on the water*

    • @sledgehammer_floatzel
      @sledgehammer_floatzel 10 місяців тому +202

      hell even wonderwall would be better cuz what the hell is this 💀

    • @Zer0Sp4c3
      @Zer0Sp4c3 10 місяців тому +49

      Bro this made me fucking wheeze

  • @The_Witch_404
    @The_Witch_404 10 місяців тому +8700

    Fun fact! the key she is playing in is supposedly A Minor. Which may be a bit more fitting than she realized

    • @AlasixYT
      @AlasixYT 10 місяців тому +229

      😂😂😂 i was looking for this comment

    • @parthl4417
      @parthl4417 10 місяців тому +145

      Goddamn. But I thought it E minor

    • @illprobablykmssoon
      @illprobablykmssoon 10 місяців тому +311

      That’s probably her favorite chord to play!

    • @hennessyjed5077
      @hennessyjed5077 10 місяців тому +359

      Nah, it’s not A Minor, unfortunately; would have been fucking crazy

    • @BoneGoddess
      @BoneGoddess 10 місяців тому +5

      Thanks for making me spit take

  • @student-wl5zp
    @student-wl5zp 9 місяців тому +35

    The rumor look like facts, if you don’t mind the gaps.”
    she certainly didn’t mind the age gaps

  • @dabbespelar2605
    @dabbespelar2605 4 місяці тому +45

    "not a groomer, just a loser" oh colleen, you can be both queen!

  • @jenjenroxmysox
    @jenjenroxmysox 10 місяців тому +5825

    She's not like other UA-camr apologists... She's quirky.

    • @mariaf.1732
      @mariaf.1732 10 місяців тому +55

      Literally what I thought from watching 😂

    • @ShakyChess
      @ShakyChess 10 місяців тому +286

      Not the first time she's played A minor

    • @Rando_Brando841
      @Rando_Brando841 10 місяців тому +14

      And she's not like the other girls.

    • @AnotherAzh
      @AnotherAzh 10 місяців тому +23

      @@ShakyChessLol

    • @Himark89
      @Himark89 10 місяців тому +3

      apologies beggers hate that one trick!

  • @exxuus6260
    @exxuus6260 10 місяців тому +122185

    Imagine being traumatized by this woman and seeing her play the ukulele as she apologizes

    • @input00
      @input00 10 місяців тому +119

      Don't translate..
      ในเวลาไม่กี่ชั่วโมง หัวใจของคุณจะเริ่มหยุดเต้น วิธีเดียวที่จะป้องกันไม่ให้สิ่งนี้คือสมัครรับข้อมูลจากช่องของฉัน
      たひ

    • @Meow_mix00
      @Meow_mix00 10 місяців тому +2748

      @@realyozI don’t care…

    • @Swirluser1
      @Swirluser1 10 місяців тому +1807

      ​@@input00ok

    • @koi__aiVVy
      @koi__aiVVy 10 місяців тому +1755

      ​@@realyoz get well soon, sweetie,,, you're a bit delulu 🥺

    • @MrMattogreen25
      @MrMattogreen25 10 місяців тому +748

      Imagine the therapy sessions about that

  • @lacriaturadekentucky
    @lacriaturadekentucky 4 місяці тому +52

    Imagine being Colleen's lawyer when she goes to court over the whole thing, and they pull up the video.
    At that point, I'd just walk out of the courtroom, quit my job, and go to work at McDonald's.

  • @electric_chris
    @electric_chris 4 місяці тому +33

    "All of this is true, because it rhymes"
    - Colleen

    • @zipperz_tix
      @zipperz_tix 28 днів тому

      "Oh, what an inspiring legend that you MADE UP."
      -everyone

    • @sussydogelikesplanes
      @sussydogelikesplanes 28 днів тому

      source: DO NOT TRUST ME, BRO

    • @KENNYBIGBOWMAN
      @KENNYBIGBOWMAN 4 дні тому

      @@zipperz_tixaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

    • @zipperz_tix
      @zipperz_tix 4 дні тому

      @@KENNYBIGBOWMAN “the special one”. what a bunch of hippy. dippe. baloney.

  • @MegaBoneface
    @MegaBoneface 10 місяців тому +6126

    Watching a grown woman with 3 kids sing a quirky song about how people have come out with very serious SA accusations against her is the most surreal shit.

    • @robertgaudet7407
      @robertgaudet7407 10 місяців тому +65

      Dalaï Lama getting in on the gaslighting too this year

    • @AlaaKamal-
      @AlaaKamal- 10 місяців тому +4

      They say there are lots of proves she that's undeniable

    • @sweetcheeks5775
      @sweetcheeks5775 10 місяців тому +68

      Not SA. Just grooming.

    • @xxd0wnl0adxx39
      @xxd0wnl0adxx39 10 місяців тому +87

      @@sweetcheeks5775idk. If nudes were given to her i think its a step above grooming. Idk about SA either but its worse than grooming if she sent her used underwear to a child and got inappropriate pictures from them

    • @Aylii1
      @Aylii1 10 місяців тому +123

      ⁠@@sweetcheeks5775It would be considered SH which is still illegal. “Just” grooming is literally undermining what that even means. Grooming is also a form of abuse. If you want to get technical with saying she SAed victims, a girl (A MINOR.) by the name of Becky that she brought up on stage during one of her shows, spread her legs open to the crowd without Becky knowing that was her intention and leaving her vulnerable could be considered SA. Becky felt extremely violated and unsafe during and after the fact and that is extremely valid.

  • @nathanjwriting
    @nathanjwriting 10 місяців тому +4385

    Back in the day, the worst thing you could do in an apology video was not apologise. We all thought it couldn’t get worst than that.

    • @vidgamarr5126
      @vidgamarr5126 10 місяців тому +143

      How naive & young we were. It's adorable, honestly. Now here we are.

    • @yozlolYFGA
      @yozlolYFGA 10 місяців тому +1

      I exposed Charlie 😂😂 ..

    • @a_plane
      @a_plane 10 місяців тому +66

      ​@@yozlolYFGA Good for you little Timmy.

    • @duolingoowl9663
      @duolingoowl9663 10 місяців тому +17

      @@yozlolYFGA Nobody cares 😂😂

    • @tngjiasheng2703
      @tngjiasheng2703 10 місяців тому +14

      More like a deflection or self-victimization video

  • @Mattriix
    @Mattriix 9 місяців тому +31

    "Let he who has not groomed a minor cast the first stone"
    Damn never seen someone actively beg for a landslide before

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 15 днів тому

      Social media influencers everywhere: 😩

  • @sid_shrf
    @sid_shrf 9 місяців тому +14

    Disney Princesses: If you sing about your problems, your problems will go away.
    Colleen:

  • @diamondwolf1922
    @diamondwolf1922 10 місяців тому +9138

    Colleen: is accused of grooming minors and bullying them
    Also Colleen: 🎤🎼🎸💃

    • @floofysugaruwu1101
      @floofysugaruwu1101 10 місяців тому +135

      she really pulled up with a cocomelon song cover 😭

    • @haatonofthebasementoutofth276
      @haatonofthebasementoutofth276 10 місяців тому +30

      @@floofysugaruwu1101 She indeed was playing her villain role perfectly.

    • @Mrnoobestreturns
      @Mrnoobestreturns 10 місяців тому +18

      Well I now know the 4 villain ukulele chords she played it’s G G7 D D7 repeat that for 10 minutes which is what she did then insult your own Audience and fans and you got a villain song

    • @terraboi887
      @terraboi887 10 місяців тому +1

      There is a beating heart in everything, except lawyers, zombies and jellyfish, look inside yourself internet and think, and learn that you're acting childish

    • @gram.
      @gram. 10 місяців тому

      + adam's apple and another bulge in another place.........

  • @sasandbernard7862
    @sasandbernard7862 10 місяців тому +7670

    Look, we don’t have “perfect” pasts, but most of us sure as hell haven’t solicited inappropriate pictures from children. That is a you problem, Colleen.

    • @diccchocolate416
      @diccchocolate416 10 місяців тому +642

      "Everybody makes mistakes" yes but I am not a pedophile

    • @Se7enRemain
      @Se7enRemain 10 місяців тому

      I've been a genuine piece of shit. It's just how it is; but never in my LIFE have I been as disgusting as Colleen is here

    • @tacobanana6538
      @tacobanana6538 10 місяців тому +364

      "whoospie I accidentally groomed and traumatized tens of emotionally vulnerable children, silly me 😅, any of y'all relate?"

    • @kenos911
      @kenos911 10 місяців тому +145

      “Im an investor💰, so when I accidentally stumbled into a kindergarten 💡I couldn’t help but think of all those future investments😋 on that playground!!‼️🗣️🗣️How silly I was of thinking that 😯😯

    • @grantfreeman5327
      @grantfreeman5327 10 місяців тому

      If any dude comes out and says they are traumatized by that then the are just fuckin pussies wanting a payout. Every male wants to put his dick in everything, it's our primal nature.

  • @michaelgauvreau6638
    @michaelgauvreau6638 6 місяців тому +10

    "That bleeding in your ears is normal" -pengiunz0 🤣🤣🤣

  • @alphons1456o
    @alphons1456o 8 місяців тому +25

    Her lawyers, watching this video: "Which do you think will ruin our reputation more? Defending her in court or executing her ourselves?"

  • @tullythebully5539
    @tullythebully5539 10 місяців тому +15894

    She doesn't just deny the allegations, she insults and belittles the victims. Truly an evil wicked soul.

    • @yozlolYFGA
      @yozlolYFGA 10 місяців тому +8

      I exposed Charlie 😂😂 ...

    • @Babesfromhell
      @Babesfromhell 10 місяців тому +1025

      @@chinglesscheddarcute victim blaming

    • @MokohiChan
      @MokohiChan 10 місяців тому +850

      ​@@chinglesscheddarHe literally says she sent her used underwear to children. We can split hairs all day about what constitutes an adult or a teen, but legally, that's illegal

    • @antichaos
      @antichaos 10 місяців тому

      ⁠​⁠@@chinglesscheddaryou are a predator

    • @wandacandonothingwrong2961
      @wandacandonothingwrong2961 10 місяців тому

      ​@@chinglesscheddar Imagine thinking something has to happen offline for it to affect someone

  • @shaynealicious
    @shaynealicious 10 місяців тому +6158

    I love how her entire argument can be simplified to "🎵nuh uh🎵"

    • @dawngamer-6354
      @dawngamer-6354 9 місяців тому +254

      You are charged for grooming teens
      *proceeds to pulls out a ukulele*
      nuh nuh uh🎸🎸

    • @jjrays9913
      @jjrays9913 9 місяців тому +86

      _"dafuq you mean 'nuh uh'?!"_

    • @squarebegooderlife844
      @squarebegooderlife844 9 місяців тому +57

      ​​@@borutokawaki-cv2flshe literally made a teen girl spread her legs

    • @eyweiuai
      @eyweiuai 9 місяців тому

      @@borutokawaki-cv2fl WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

    • @doddermodd
      @doddermodd 9 місяців тому +8

      This is proof that Colleen is a closet flat Earther

  • @bradleyennis3730
    @bradleyennis3730 8 місяців тому +22

    1:21 "That bleeding in your ears is normal" took me out! 😂

  • @yaboilemonboi5223
    @yaboilemonboi5223 8 місяців тому +10

    “Ma’am you’ve been accused for sexually harassing people”
    Colleen: “nah”

  • @ValiValiant
    @ValiValiant 10 місяців тому +5181

    It is actually insane how she thought this was a good idea

    • @laadoro
      @laadoro 10 місяців тому +60

      genuinely and went through with it

    • @liviahhgracee
      @liviahhgracee 10 місяців тому +72

      narcissism at its finest

    • @Adrian-zv1nh
      @Adrian-zv1nh 10 місяців тому +1

      Duh vali

    • @alanwatts8239
      @alanwatts8239 10 місяців тому +8

      Bro you didn't even watch the video...

    • @minimilitusan7095
      @minimilitusan7095 10 місяців тому +18

      She actually tried to make a song for her fans expecting them to immediately forgive her lmao

  • @alyssamay9237
    @alyssamay9237 10 місяців тому +3511

    Anyone: Hey, Colleen, since you say all these claims are untrue, why don't you gather evidence showing that you're innocent
    Colleen: TOXIC GOSSIP TRAAAAAAAAIN!

    • @tylermanning4321
      @tylermanning4321 10 місяців тому +36

      That's not how the burden of proof works. You don't have to prove you're innocent, they have to prove you are guilty.

    • @alyssamay9237
      @alyssamay9237 10 місяців тому +279

      @@tylermanning4321 Did you miss the part where they HAVE evidence against Colleen? Including videos and messages?

    • @mamorumobushi2217
      @mamorumobushi2217 10 місяців тому +106

      ​@@tylermanning4321which they did lol

    • @great1307
      @great1307 10 місяців тому +59

      @@tylermanning4321 brain damage 🗿

    • @miajose660
      @miajose660 10 місяців тому +9

      ​@alyssamay9237 I don't think that's what they meant...I think if you aren't going on trial then there is really no reason to show evidence on how you're not guilty...besides regaining social media support again....idk

  • @L3viathan09
    @L3viathan09 8 місяців тому +16

    "not in a creepy way more like a loser way" nah it was more like a creepy loser way

    • @flock06
      @flock06 8 місяців тому +2

      😭😭

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 9 місяців тому +9168

    “I’m not a groomer, just a loser” don’t worry girl you’re both 🫶

    • @user-lc7mi1zh2m
      @user-lc7mi1zh2m 9 місяців тому +448

      As a loser I can say with confidence.
      We may be useless and pieces of shit but we aren’t that far gone.

    • @nevaehporterfield1903
      @nevaehporterfield1903 9 місяців тому +32

      REAL

    • @joshuabarlow3513
      @joshuabarlow3513 9 місяців тому +60

      Song is lowkey fire tho, and I quote :" the only thing I ever groomed was my two Persian cats..." 🔊🔥😂

    • @TwisterX8
      @TwisterX8 9 місяців тому +23

      Take the "just" and place it after "not". There you go, a true statement!

    • @tenshiixxx
      @tenshiixxx 9 місяців тому +5

      @@user-lc7mi1zh2m this isn't about you

  • @CottonCandy_HoneyQueen_666
    @CottonCandy_HoneyQueen_666 10 місяців тому +4705

    Omg, a 30+ year old woman wanting to be "besties" with underage people is the most pathetic thing i've ever seen. This woman is a piece of work.

    • @SheepManYFGA2
      @SheepManYFGA2 10 місяців тому +7

      MY EXPOSE IN PENGUINZ IS LIKE NO OTHER

    • @gunkhead
      @gunkhead 10 місяців тому +214

      ​@@SheepManYFGA2 Silence, bot spammer.

    • @sharkattackj
      @sharkattackj 10 місяців тому

      ​@realyoz exposed urself as a bottom feeder

    • @FergusGalatian
      @FergusGalatian 10 місяців тому +19

      Ok cotton candy honey queen furry

    • @uaidavi
      @uaidavi 10 місяців тому +53

      There are so many guys that do the same but with sexual intent, I'd wager it's just as bad, and scaringly common

  • @ishowslow4165
    @ishowslow4165 8 місяців тому +19

    “Let’s supersize the McDonald’s fries” and this is the sole reason I’m subbed

  • @Winky_Face
    @Winky_Face 8 місяців тому +8

    The legendary “nuh-uh!” defense! Bold strategy, let’s see how it plays out.

  • @ConnieAshlyn
    @ConnieAshlyn 10 місяців тому +6469

    Her behavior is not only passive aggressive but toxic narcissistic behavior. Blaming victims, invalidating, gaslighting, trying to act like she’s the victim after abusing others.

    • @potato6785
      @potato6785 10 місяців тому +222

      “Yeah I’m a pedo groomer guys, but I changed!”

    • @dangerxbadger2300
      @dangerxbadger2300 10 місяців тому +202

      ​@@potato6785dont forget the other slice of denial bread in the delusion sandwich: "but I wasn't ever a groomer, and if u say I was you're lying for clout!!"

    • @xathridtech727
      @xathridtech727 10 місяців тому +58

      This isn't an apology video this is guys it was everyone but me narcissist video

    • @yozlolYFGA
      @yozlolYFGA 10 місяців тому +1

      I exposed Charlie 😂😂 .....

    • @GooeySplat
      @GooeySplat 10 місяців тому +2

      the only useful thing she has is her physics she's pretty 🔥 otherwise.

  • @inscrutablemungus4143
    @inscrutablemungus4143 10 місяців тому +6298

    Her legal team: "Don't say anything. It's too risky"
    Her: "The risk I'm about to take is calculated, but boy do I suck at math."

    • @b47ancevic53
      @b47ancevic53 10 місяців тому +19

      😐

    • @Me-uv6kc
      @Me-uv6kc 10 місяців тому +13

      Calculated.

    • @nychous
      @nychous 10 місяців тому +91

      “My team told me i shouldn’t speak on it, but they never said i couldn’t sing about it.”

    • @sabertoothno34
      @sabertoothno34 10 місяців тому +12

      @@nychous the part i hate is that most of it wasn't even her singing, just terrible rhymes.

    • @Njuregen
      @Njuregen 10 місяців тому +2

      @@nychous She seems a person unable to grasp the seriousness or feels she is to special to let this happen?

  • @lilsquiddle1964
    @lilsquiddle1964 8 місяців тому +6

    Am i the only one who paid attention to the fact that she keeps playing the SAME EXACT NOTES throughout the song, not to mention going off key and stops playing the ukulele when she just starts flat out talking? She's barely even going off the basis of "I decided to sing it instead" anymore. She's actively disregarding the advice of her lawyers, one way or another.

  • @justthefuns1277
    @justthefuns1277 8 місяців тому +9

    Cat!!! The doctor said you cant talk!
    🎵🎶he didnt sayaaaaaaayyyy🎵 i coudnt siiiiiiiiiiiinnnng🎶🎶

  • @RaeRaeBT
    @RaeRaeBT 10 місяців тому +4115

    She doesn’t even apologize she just wrote a song about how wrong her victims are and how it’s actually fine

    • @milesinwyatteandcora
      @milesinwyatteandcora 10 місяців тому +120

      Predator mentality for real. If you watch Hanson vs predator you see a common theme and the similarities are striking 🫣

    • @silverhawk24
      @silverhawk24 10 місяців тому +15

      That's not surprising at all tbh 😂

    • @Cagebreaker
      @Cagebreaker 10 місяців тому +19

      And conveniently takes long enough for her musical number to be monetized

    • @Mrnoobestreturns
      @Mrnoobestreturns 10 місяців тому +5

      Yep and she even admitted her song she wrote is garbage in the video yet she decided to release it on UA-cam

    • @silverhawk24
      @silverhawk24 10 місяців тому +3

      @@Mrnoobestreturns attention seeking at it's finest

  • @arttheclown1163
    @arttheclown1163 10 місяців тому +4725

    She not only traumatized the victims, she made an entire new audience loathe her.

    • @chrisswindall122
      @chrisswindall122 10 місяців тому

      What a bunch of wusses, that’s all I say. This counts as traumatizing for you people and the victims?? Lol - you all ain’t seen nothing, then.

    • @justaweeb14688
      @justaweeb14688 10 місяців тому +14

      I wouldn’t be traumatised I’d be happy

    • @hergo1057
      @hergo1057 10 місяців тому +1

      @@justaweeb14688same

    • @Nr.1JoyFan
      @Nr.1JoyFan 10 місяців тому +178

      ​@@FlameBunnyHuh 💀💀

    • @_ANDRE.
      @_ANDRE. 10 місяців тому +19

      @@FlameBunny I do agree with that. If words online hurt you to such a degree that its traumatizing you need to go offline. However its still weird af from her and she should get called out for the messages.

  • @harricurl997
    @harricurl997 8 місяців тому +9

    top 10 rappers eminem are too scared to diss

  • @pepethefrog6809
    @pepethefrog6809 7 місяців тому +13

    "Look at me, I'm miserable, and it's your fault for digging up my past. At least you're happy about it but please feel bad for me." - What I got from a few seconds of that song that Charlie showed. LOL She definitely should've listened to her team.

  • @ProXYOneCreations
    @ProXYOneCreations 10 місяців тому +4472

    You can't really call this an "Apology Video," since she doesn't actually own up to any of the things she's accused of, or even really apologize.

    • @tomkuiper8306
      @tomkuiper8306 10 місяців тому +23

      Yeah. I felt the same

    • @matiamrobbins3036
      @matiamrobbins3036 10 місяців тому +143

      To be fair, that’s true of most UA-cam “apologies.”

    • @yozlolYFGA
      @yozlolYFGA 10 місяців тому +2

      I exposed Charlie 😂😂 ..

    • @gilangwahyuagung2530
      @gilangwahyuagung2530 10 місяців тому +57

      She's actively attacking everyone, if anything, this is a "Declaration of War" video

    • @Camothor10
      @Camothor10 10 місяців тому +18

      that's why its such a bad apology video

  • @Blitzkit
    @Blitzkit 10 місяців тому +3121

    Imagine if she gets to court and she tries to beg for mercy and the victims just brought their own ukelele and sing the shit out of her

    • @geometrywarrior4882
      @geometrywarrior4882 10 місяців тому +115

      Return to Sender

    • @yozlolYFGA
      @yozlolYFGA 10 місяців тому +1

      I exposed Charlie 😂😂 .........

    • @baxel3635
      @baxel3635 10 місяців тому +16

      BRO ID DIE 😭😭💀💀

    • @thekbot1155
      @thekbot1155 10 місяців тому +14

      To the victim I'm sorry sorry sorry sorry...

    • @potatogod7417
      @potatogod7417 10 місяців тому +2

      @@geometrywarrior4882 outstanding move

  • @pixelpkm
    @pixelpkm 9 місяців тому +14

    People: There is proof you groomed minors
    Colleen: 🎶Nuh Uh🎶

  • @Sara-us4go
    @Sara-us4go 9 місяців тому +12

    This is giving that vegan teacher song, "eating animals is wrong McDonald's"

  • @Moonlight.Howlings.666
    @Moonlight.Howlings.666 10 місяців тому +2666

    I'll say it again, It's not appropriate to call this an "apology video" because she didn't apologize, it's more like a "idonthavetoapoligizeforshit video".

    • @no_name_unfortunately
      @no_name_unfortunately 10 місяців тому +56

      I was bouta say, I ain't hear any actual apology yet lol

    • @DanielleStarry
      @DanielleStarry 10 місяців тому +71

      She’s so not sorry, she’s just totally pissed and lashing out

    • @dmpsix7417
      @dmpsix7417 10 місяців тому +5

      This video wasn't intended for us, it was all for her just to lie to herself.

    • @twizzitch3127
      @twizzitch3127 10 місяців тому +11

      @@extraz577 Good to know I guess?

    • @mikemackay86
      @mikemackay86 10 місяців тому +3

      Exactly! Just a smug, sneering song to mock her victims.

  • @tophat5363
    @tophat5363 9 місяців тому +8401

    Us: you literally groomed minors
    Colleen: "Toxic gossip traiinnnn!"

    • @uenico9553
      @uenico9553 9 місяців тому +130

      I Readed US for a Sec. But the Idea is funny that whole US says that And she still denies it

    • @AspireGMD
      @AspireGMD 9 місяців тому +80

      @@uenico9553 US +194 other countries.

    • @GroundedPlotProductions
      @GroundedPlotProductions 9 місяців тому +79

      @@borutokawaki-cv2fl 🤡🤡🤡

    • @dahshendrick2566
      @dahshendrick2566 9 місяців тому +2

      She use to do their hair?

    • @fgduhutg3886
      @fgduhutg3886 9 місяців тому

      @@borutokawaki-cv2fl bros nickname is borutokawaki aint no fucking way you are a real person

  • @Al3XB85
    @Al3XB85 7 місяців тому +6

    Her lack of self awareness is astonishing

    • @a_little_demon
      @a_little_demon 7 місяців тому

      nah, she's aware. Adam Mctyre made a video of I think it was Trisha's podcast and Trisha said that colleen admitted her crimes to her. ( this does not excuse what colleen did tho. )

  • @scpcito6691
    @scpcito6691 8 місяців тому +11

    Why does her apology remind me of ThatVeganTeacher

  • @Driggsboba
    @Driggsboba 10 місяців тому +3600

    This isn’t even an apology, she’s accusing her fans of misinformation and ultimately lying

    • @teef7467
      @teef7467 10 місяців тому +95

      fr she didnt even attempt to say sorry once she js basically said it was gossip and lies 😭

    • @verynormalweirdo
      @verynormalweirdo 10 місяців тому +28

      ​@@jade3652Colleen alt account ☠️

    • @gamerfroger
      @gamerfroger 10 місяців тому +17

      @@jade3652 no way you think all of the evidence isnt true, colleen is just down bad playing the victim and youre falling for it. If the acusations really werent true, she would come with actual proof and facts to back up her innocence and not this dumb video with her singing and playing a ukulele of some sort. She couldve atleast posted a sincere apology, but she didnt

    • @jade3652
      @jade3652 10 місяців тому

      @@gamerfroger yea but even if she gave you wha u wanted y’all would still be on her dick anyways that’s what she’s saying listen yo

    • @jade3652
      @jade3652 10 місяців тому

      @@gamerfroger with your ears not your fuckin eyes

  • @hudycat
    @hudycat 10 місяців тому +2399

    She doesn’t even LOOK sorry. No remorse, no guilt or regret. 🤷‍♀️

    • @meowtation
      @meowtation 10 місяців тому +51

      At some point, if one normalises their own inappropriate behaviour and obviously doesn't seem to see anything wrong in it, (because this little performance shows it),
      they pull the victim card.
      it's delulu...

    • @uh...........
      @uh........... 10 місяців тому

      its the same thing with shane dawson. he sexualized minors, theres evidence of him kissing a minor at one of those meet and greet with the fans. theres evidence of him admitting to sexualizing his own pets. he once claimed in an audio that he "came on them" yea nasty shit. colleen is the same way though with her audience, i swear these two youtubers groomed their audience and refused to own up to their actions.
      shane makes repetitive apology videos but shows no remorse for them, and now we got this fucking trash brewing in the garbage disposal of colleen grooming minors in the past and then not even owning up to it or bringing forth evidence that says she never did. ngl i wanna throw my keyboard after finding out about this. shes not even sensitive towards the topic, she just made a fucking song about it and you know what, those victims that came forward with evidence against her probably have seen this and are traumatized as balls right now.
      W H Y
      why do we allow these youtubers onto the platform, they should be banned, their main accounts should just be banned off the fricken platform. and heck correct me if i'm wrong but a VPN ban is that still a thing? i think it is. keep these predators from marketing off children because all they're doing is sexualizing them, getting away with it, and then turning around and gaining profit off of the minors they've groomed. and then years later these minors grow up, realize what's happened and determinedly come forward only for the youtuber to shit on their evidence with no proof to back it because the grooming youtubers are guilty and they know it yet they still have a channel.
      it's disgusting, no other words than that.

    • @misterdinkly
      @misterdinkly 10 місяців тому +1

      No remorse, no regret..we dont care what she meant.

    • @Oneiros1919
      @Oneiros1919 10 місяців тому +7

      The "I'm only human after all" meme come true

    • @omnissiah7247
      @omnissiah7247 10 місяців тому +12

      She doesn't look sorry, because she isn't. She thinks she did nothing wrong, which only means one thing: she'll do it again 100%

  • @linkibear8644
    @linkibear8644 8 місяців тому +10

    The problem is not just her singing, it is her denying everything possible, this isn’t even CLOSE to an apology.

    • @SpawnRevenge92
      @SpawnRevenge92 7 місяців тому

      I mean, it's ALSO the singing.

    • @linkibear8644
      @linkibear8644 2 місяці тому

      @@Graggle_Simpson Waa waaa

    • @linkibear8644
      @linkibear8644 2 місяці тому

      @@SpawnRevenge92 Well yeah. I'll edit it now.

  • @MoonWielder
    @MoonWielder 10 місяців тому +28034

    Not only did she hurt people mentally, but she had to hurt everyone's ears on her way out too. Shameful.

    • @spimbles
      @spimbles 10 місяців тому +560

      Hurting our damn eyes too, sheesh

    • @Chillduesunflowur
      @Chillduesunflowur 10 місяців тому +15

      Lmfaoooo

    • @ville__
      @ville__ 10 місяців тому +8

      colleen is innocent. Adam knew right from wrong he is the bad guy..

    • @MsCarringtonsYoutube
      @MsCarringtonsYoutube 10 місяців тому +17

      Colleen hurt no one. She didn't prey on any children. A Comedy skit is not predatory behavior. End of story.

    • @spimbles
      @spimbles 10 місяців тому +383

      @@ville__Charlie Brown adult noises

  • @rukaiyazaman973
    @rukaiyazaman973 10 місяців тому +3360

    Why do people call it apology? She didn’t apologise for anything, instead she blamed everyone

  • @kittykaat122
    @kittykaat122 6 місяців тому +17

    TOXIC GOSSIPPP TRAAAAAIINNNN

  • @Vinicius_Berger
    @Vinicius_Berger 6 місяців тому +11

    1:46 "If you've been on UA-cam for a long time you've definitely heard that name before"
    I use UA-cam daily since late 2005 and I have absolutely no idea who that is.

    • @mr.eggsandwich8138
      @mr.eggsandwich8138 5 місяців тому +5

      Lol I thought I was the only one who had no idea who she was.

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 2 місяці тому

      *Since late 2005* Holy mother.

  • @FinAndo69
    @FinAndo69 10 місяців тому +16955

    The fact she waffled for 10 minutes so she can still earn money from it is crazy 💀

    • @axiss5840
      @axiss5840 10 місяців тому +963

      That's what's insane to me. 6.7m views right now is basically funding her legal defense.

    • @meowtation
      @meowtation 10 місяців тому +552

      Oh, it's also monetized, why am I not surprised?

    • @CZiP
      @CZiP 10 місяців тому +86

      not defending her but I don’t think she really needs the money but yeah still cringe

    • @RatInACowboyHat
      @RatInACowboyHat 10 місяців тому +48

      Once your famous you can get money from anything

    • @Hhe448
      @Hhe448 10 місяців тому +4

      @@axiss5840no it’s not.

  • @theghostofsabertache9049
    @theghostofsabertache9049 10 місяців тому +8048

    She wrote this, rehearsed it, set up her camera to record, picked up a ukulele, pressed record and the whole time thought “people are totally going to love this and completely forgive me”

    • @beckyhopkins4306
      @beckyhopkins4306 10 місяців тому +253

      No, she humiliated herself on purpose. "As long as you're having fun :/" being the theme of the song is very telling; she's set up an accusation that proves itself.
      She's using the fact that people know she's a predator to do something that makes them all point and laugh at her, and she's doing it to lure in kids who are being bullied at school to feel bad for her and feel her 'pain'.
      Everyone who's pointing and laughing at how pathetic her attempts to manipulate them are don't realise they're being manipulated. It's terrifying to watch this play out and for no-one to see it for what it is.

    • @xxxstellarxxx
      @xxxstellarxxx 10 місяців тому +95

      @@beckyhopkins4306This made my fucking stomach sink because you’re totally right.

    • @slaveyamihaylova5687
      @slaveyamihaylova5687 10 місяців тому +15

      Sometimes, people think they have power over the others. She's earnt so much from her career she honestly does not care... and we have so many examples of people who got "canceled" but they continue to be famous and rich so she thought.... f**k it. I'm doing whatever. The world is f*cked, anyways!

    • @ray3559
      @ray3559 10 місяців тому

      sounds based

    • @MoltenLqva
      @MoltenLqva 10 місяців тому +44

      @@beckyhopkins4306 that's terrifying...and you're most likely absolutely correct

  • @user-rh2ot6ix8d
    @user-rh2ot6ix8d 3 місяці тому +7

    "Why did you send me nu-"
    *Aggressive Ukulele strums.*

  • @justsomeguywithanevilamust4819
    @justsomeguywithanevilamust4819 8 місяців тому +6

    “I didn’t molest them kids” 🎶

    • @GorillaWithAPhone
      @GorillaWithAPhone 8 місяців тому +2

      “But I did tho because I’m a loser 🎸 “

  • @harmochi
    @harmochi 10 місяців тому +671

    aint no way she tried to sing her way outta the accusations like a Steven universe episode💀

    • @lordfizzz
      @lordfizzz 10 місяців тому +3

      😂😂

    • @cyrus2395
      @cyrus2395 10 місяців тому +7

      This is the funniest comment I've read

    • @themaninyellow964
      @themaninyellow964 10 місяців тому +33

      We~ are the grooming gems~

    • @alexzander2211
      @alexzander2211 10 місяців тому +11

      this is what happens when your brain is on steven universe, owl house , equality , inclusivity shows. you turn into a sexual predator who can sing away their issues.

    • @movieforceofficial
      @movieforceofficial 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@alexzander2211based and true

  • @djgulston
    @djgulston 10 місяців тому +4559

    She is actually quite stupid. Her lawyers told her not to say anything for her own protection. Whether you sing it or just say it, you're still putting yourself at risk since you might say (or sing) something incriminating about yourself. In a scenario where she is guilty, this video will be provided as evidence of her lack of remorse, and thus, she will get a harsher sentence. Well done, Colleen!

    • @Frawt
      @Frawt 10 місяців тому +231

      God, I hope so. This song deserves to extend whatever punishment she gets to lifetime.

    • @prettymuchyeah7520
      @prettymuchyeah7520 10 місяців тому

      I'm glad she's so stupid tbh. I know the reason why she hasn't said anything for so long is because of her lawyers. And now that she has, if the court actually does its fucking job for once, she'll be put away for longer.

    • @highadmiralbittenfield9689
      @highadmiralbittenfield9689 10 місяців тому

      She is so narcissistic that she couldn't stand to keep her mouth shut when legally advised to do so.

    • @paul-nj1ig
      @paul-nj1ig 10 місяців тому +139

      ​@@Frawtsadly she'll probably get away with it like other youtube groomers

    • @DD-ec2oq
      @DD-ec2oq 10 місяців тому +73

      She’s hoping the judge will throw out the case so they don’t have to listen to her song 😂

  • @randomproductions2057
    @randomproductions2057 7 місяців тому +6

    I was half expecting her to pull out a sponsorship

  • @Ximi.thecat
    @Ximi.thecat 5 місяців тому +6

    not to mention she deleted all the bad comments 💀

    • @user-tg1pu5mo2r
      @user-tg1pu5mo2r 5 місяців тому +1

      And there was aaalot 😅! I witnessed it as it was going on. And as all of the bad comments were disappearing there came this flood of generic good comments, so obvious 😁.

  • @nicluvsyou237
    @nicluvsyou237 10 місяців тому +5286

    I can’t even consider Colleen’s video an apology considering she never even said she was sorry

    • @meowtation
      @meowtation 10 місяців тому +127

      If in her eyes she did nothing wrong and believes in her own illusion, why take accountability, right?

    • @meowtation
      @meowtation 10 місяців тому +190

      And, this was never meant to be an apology in the first place. This is just playing the victim AND downplaying the whole situation... like "look at me, I'm playing a cute ukulele and sing a lil bit for you, I can't be a bad person, but all of YOU can, because how dare you!!!" So manipulative...

    • @ab-gail
      @ab-gail 10 місяців тому +5

      Exactly

    • @sabrexi7228
      @sabrexi7228 10 місяців тому +58

      She did, she apologized that she’s not going to be apologizing 😭

    • @Mrnoobestreturns
      @Mrnoobestreturns 10 місяців тому +26

      Yeah legit I now think anybody that does these chords G G7 D D7 and repeat for 10 minutes I can tell they are not sorry at all and yes I am not joking she legit repeats only 4 chords for 10 minutes

  • @missyknorr4545
    @missyknorr4545 10 місяців тому +5433

    Did Colleen really think everyone would be like, “Wow, she’s SO amazingly talented that it CAN’T possibly be true.” I’m so confused by this apology.

    • @__rm307
      @__rm307 10 місяців тому +163

      Same - even her die hard fans will struggle to defend this I think.

    • @jump_the_clouds5624
      @jump_the_clouds5624 10 місяців тому +239

      people are in fact doing just that in her comment section

    • @spicydonuts3363
      @spicydonuts3363 10 місяців тому +195

      unfortunately there are people in her comments apologizing, defending her, and saying they're happy she's back....

    • @johnmehlman5195
      @johnmehlman5195 10 місяців тому +92

      ​@@jump_the_clouds5624if someone is a fan of someone that has been outed as a degenerate creep, they will try and find every excuse to stay on the creeps side

    • @lukastregler7881
      @lukastregler7881 10 місяців тому +9

      Worked with Michael Jackson tho

  • @Chaiode
    @Chaiode 9 місяців тому +4

    The fact there's people actually protecting her on the comment section

    • @kyerannisbet8895
      @kyerannisbet8895 9 місяців тому

      They have a fetish for groomers, I guarantee it

  • @YuBeace
    @YuBeace 2 місяці тому +5

    "In all seriousness--" *continues strumming on her silly little ukulele.*

  • @Brey
    @Brey 10 місяців тому +2185

    This isn't even an apology. This is just her reaction to the controversy.

    • @queentrinicorn9441
      @queentrinicorn9441 10 місяців тому +42

      Let me fix that. This is her reaction to the consequences of her own actions 😮 “The” controversy sounds like it’s not hers! 😂

    • @chickennuggetsandfries3750
      @chickennuggetsandfries3750 10 місяців тому +11

      That's what I was saying!!! I wouldn't even classify it as an apology video because she doesn't even apologize 😭

    • @AlaaKamal-
      @AlaaKamal- 10 місяців тому +1

      Does she take it lightly? Or as a joke?

    • @melissamoonchild9216
      @melissamoonchild9216 10 місяців тому +2

      right calling it an apology is very generous

    • @demongrubbs
      @demongrubbs 10 місяців тому +1

      this is basically her asking for an apology from everyone else

  • @PinkPixelProductions
    @PinkPixelProductions 10 місяців тому +3262

    her victims: bro we have proof of you grooming us and doing this horrible stuff
    Colleen: 🎶the toxic gossip train🎶😔

    • @berryberry5319
      @berryberry5319 10 місяців тому +83

      FRR Like it’s different when people have physical videos and photos of you doing terrible stuff 😭

    • @Ahhahhhsiisis
      @Ahhahhhsiisis 10 місяців тому +65

      ALL ABOARD 🚂

    • @superik408
      @superik408 10 місяців тому +11

      ​@@Ahhahhhsiisis CHOO CHOOOOOOOO

    • @CalH-si9ub
      @CalH-si9ub 10 місяців тому

      She probably genuinely forgot she did those things

    • @bigbucks1594
      @bigbucks1594 10 місяців тому

      They are only "victims" to get the bag

  • @cingkrazy1412
    @cingkrazy1412 8 місяців тому +6

    This isn’t the worst apology cause it’s not an apology

  • @hezekiahmiller2284
    @hezekiahmiller2284 6 місяців тому +3

    “Nah she’s giving us a one way ticket to defection station because this is some shit here.” Hardest line ever dropped

  • @captainmilkman
    @captainmilkman 10 місяців тому +7829

    Colleen: "I changed my behavior and took accountability 😊"
    The internet: "So you admit that what you did was wrong?"
    Colleen: "NUH UH!!" [ukulele solo]

    • @snekgewehr
      @snekgewehr 10 місяців тому +80

      This comment is actually funny

    • @rabsnlow
      @rabsnlow 10 місяців тому +265

      internet: "you groom kids??"
      colleen: "no lol i only groom cats merp xp"
      internet: "but we have all this proof??? we have videos and screenshots what's your defence🤨????"
      colleen: "..........................t-toxic gossip train bro" *[ukulele strum]*

    • @goodstanevil4755
      @goodstanevil4755 10 місяців тому +9

      Majestic! another Micheal Storen fan.

    • @steepinclineclimber3118
      @steepinclineclimber3118 10 місяців тому +12

      Heavy metal ukulele

    • @ArchiveForAnotherTime
      @ArchiveForAnotherTime 10 місяців тому +2

      lmao

  • @mcsmouche
    @mcsmouche 10 місяців тому +3429

    Felt like a family guy moment when her team told her she couldn’t talk about it so she had the grandiose idea of singing it. Truly a spectacle of 2023.

    • @scudbucket_
      @scudbucket_ 10 місяців тому +19

      I don’t think even Family Guy would make a joke like this, and I don’t think I’d call this a joke either this is edging on being a lot of other things, none good.

    • @mcsmouche
      @mcsmouche 10 місяців тому +24

      @@scudbucket_ i was comparing the skit scenes and how oddly specific it is (normally pitched as a bad joke or take). I never understood how she could pick up an ukulele due to the gravity of her situation.

    • @andyvail269
      @andyvail269 10 місяців тому +32

      i’d say more like a south park episode ngl

    • @giviko3231
      @giviko3231 10 місяців тому +43

      there's a victorious scene of this exact thing lmao

    • @ILOVEROBCANTOR
      @ILOVEROBCANTOR 10 місяців тому +10

      Theres a victorious reference in there too

  • @LordMonstrux
    @LordMonstrux 8 місяців тому +2

    Colleen is WORSE than EDP445 for these reasons
    1) EDP had a two year reign of talking to minors. Colleen did it for a decade and therefore had far more victims
    2) Colleen actually touched kids and had access to kids in real life whereas EDP only texted kids and the cupcake incident was only a decoy (not that it excuses his actions- he intended to rape a child)
    3) Colleen had a responsibility to keep kids safe since she was a Nickelodeon star whereas EDP was just a UA-camr (Not an excuse but Colleen had power over kids who looked up to her whereas EDP had to find kids himself)
    4) At least EDP actually says the words "I take responsibility" (although he probably didn't mean it) whereas Colleen spits in her victims' faces with this manipulative and rubbish apology.

    • @Markiplierforreal
      @Markiplierforreal 8 місяців тому +2

      And Colleen would have personally known her victims by doing so much to them over the years so she would finally be able to do her true intentions once the kids trusted her and as soon as they were “ friends”
      Then you know what’s next
      And the fact that’s she purposely tried to be an icon for children so kids would want to meet her is sick

  • @po-vk5ti
    @po-vk5ti 8 місяців тому +5

    yup common mistake "ah shit i just asked some minors for booty pics"

  • @fvatima
    @fvatima 10 місяців тому +2146

    she’s not gonna be too happy when the court room doesn’t let her play her ukulele as defence

    • @stardolliz
      @stardolliz 10 місяців тому +36

      HELP

    • @redbarrelentertainment
      @redbarrelentertainment 10 місяців тому

      She doesn't need to worry, she's a woman. She won't face any consequences for her actions. She could fist a 5-year-old and win $5,000,000 in court because somehow the toddler "manipulated her"

    • @Edixim
      @Edixim 10 місяців тому +7

      ​@@stardollizno were not

    • @heymistercarter.
      @heymistercarter. 10 місяців тому +23

      Now I’m just imagining her pulling her ukulele out and tries to sing about the “Toxic Gossip Train”, then someone takes it out of her hand and smashes i, John Belushi in Animal House style. Then the judge asks her to proceed.

    • @vordt4139
      @vordt4139 10 місяців тому +4

      I say let her show it. If anyone in the Jury believes it, then we found more clowns.

  • @Sidney-ov8ws
    @Sidney-ov8ws 10 місяців тому +3067

    She's just kind of admitting it and saying "it is what it is I'm not going to apologize" 💀

    • @nickhughes8179
      @nickhughes8179 10 місяців тому +57

      She essentially pulled a Trump card.

    • @ricklob1222
      @ricklob1222 10 місяців тому +77

      She thinks she's Kanye 💀

    • @Mr.BonusHole
      @Mr.BonusHole 10 місяців тому +42

      Right? This video only stands to hurt her in court.

    • @Skymoc4
      @Skymoc4 10 місяців тому +16

      _"I'll f*cking do it again"_ vibes if you ask me

    • @idonthavegoodhumor
      @idonthavegoodhumor 10 місяців тому +5

      she is almost the definition of two face
      denying then apologizing than back to denying

  • @Captain_3_680
    @Captain_3_680 8 місяців тому +7

    How does edp gives a better Apology then her🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @Kaisarfire
    @Kaisarfire 6 місяців тому +7

    Asking children for nudes isn't really an "accident"...

  • @Iamnotbobsofearme
    @Iamnotbobsofearme 9 місяців тому +4159

    I love how she sings "I changed my behavior, and took accountability" and then proceeds to deny everything for the next 8 minutes.

    • @odacova3319
      @odacova3319 8 місяців тому +83

      @@borutokawaki-cv2flIf you hurt someone, you got to say sorry. No matter what. I’m sure your just trolling people tho since you are in a lot of replies defending this girl.

    • @MomMom4Cubs
      @MomMom4Cubs 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@odacova3319Or another "minor attracted person."
      Gross either way.

    • @theeclipseforestplays6409
      @theeclipseforestplays6409 8 місяців тому +42

      @@borutokawaki-cv2fl If you're not trolling. Then give evidence to the victims being soft, because all you're saying is I saw all the REAL evidence against her from REAL people who've been hurt by her and i'm saying it's baloney with nothing to back me up.

    • @theeclipseforestplays6409
      @theeclipseforestplays6409 8 місяців тому +44

      @@borutokawaki-cv2fl And where is your evidence? You're saying that everyone is soft because they went through a traumatizing moment that you don't care about. However, that doesn't make a person "Soft" The definition of a "Soft" person, is someone who will cry at anything. This isn't soft. What they went through, they kept to themselves for a long time, they only JUST STARTED to act against her hence all the claims. If you think that someone who did something brave in a situation like that WHILE BEING PRESSURED NOT TO is soft. Then get your facts straight, and get out. No one needs someone who doesn't know what he's talking about in a comment section about a serious topic.

    • @emilisusas1254
      @emilisusas1254 8 місяців тому +33

      ​@@borutokawaki-cv2floh sorry for not being an alpha sigma male 🥺

  • @Gr8fulBee
    @Gr8fulBee 10 місяців тому +3464

    I used to work in a prison, and just about every convicted felon that has some kind of charge to do with a minor will victimize themselves and downplay the trauma they put these poor kids through. She’s no different, and that ukulele made me sick.

    • @the_kleetus-yeeyee48
      @the_kleetus-yeeyee48 10 місяців тому +222

      Because they think they’re the main character. Or protagonists, no one likes to admit that they’re a creep or douche. And some people put a wall around themselves.

    • @Tater_Toot
      @Tater_Toot 10 місяців тому +175

      I used to have a friend whom I later found out to have dated a minor(15 yr old girl) when he was 10 years older than her. Never expected it since he was always vocal about grooming being wrong, but he did tiptoe around her age when I asked how old she was.
      Perhaps he was playing up the social justice persona out of guilt, or perhaps he’s so narcissistic that he somehow sees his own actions as completely different. I’ll never know.

    • @AP-sr2lr
      @AP-sr2lr 10 місяців тому +20

      @@user-vs4qc7yj9s "Main character" is the buzzword of 2023

    • @JDoe-gf5oz
      @JDoe-gf5oz 10 місяців тому +6

      She's not a convicted felon. Nothing has proven in a court of law.

    • @spand9043
      @spand9043 10 місяців тому +55

      @@JDoe-gf5oz no shit hes just comparing her to the guilty

  • @DARTH_COMiX
    @DARTH_COMiX 5 днів тому +2

    Victims: i have been traumatized by my idol
    Miranda sings: *UKULELE INTENSIFIES*

  • @BlakeCortez
    @BlakeCortez 8 місяців тому +4

    I guess you could
    say she said “HATERS BACK OFF”

  • @Nick-zm2vm
    @Nick-zm2vm 10 місяців тому +2805

    She's actually playing 4D chess with this apology. By making it a song she can abuse the DMCA system like she abused her victims.

    • @yozlolYFGA
      @yozlolYFGA 10 місяців тому

      I exposed Charlie 😂😂 ......

    • @garfieldfan925
      @garfieldfan925 10 місяців тому +120

      I did not expose anyone 😂😂 ……

    • @razzamatrazz34
      @razzamatrazz34 10 місяців тому +70

      This might be the single best UA-cam comment I’ve ever read

    • @m1co294
      @m1co294 10 місяців тому +61

      A double wombo combo

    • @the-answer-is-42
      @the-answer-is-42 10 місяців тому +24

      ​@@garfieldfan925 I didn't either! We have so much in common!

  • @SaltNPeppers
    @SaltNPeppers 10 місяців тому +4104

    keep in mind that not only is she a grown ass woman, but she is a mother to twins. can't imagine what they'd feel like finding these videos once they're older

    • @chirisca
      @chirisca 10 місяців тому +288

      she has a son that's like four years old in addition to the twins. i really don't understand how a mother would give such few shits about all of this.

    • @ZerglingLover
      @ZerglingLover 10 місяців тому +304

      a groomer having children is scary

    • @hpropganda
      @hpropganda 10 місяців тому +153

      keep in mind she's one of *those* family vlog channels, so it's obvious what her kids are going through

    • @FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon
      @FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon 10 місяців тому +45

      I sincerely hope they either get taken away from her or her current husband/boyfriend leaves her and takes them with him.

    • @beeboo7485
      @beeboo7485 10 місяців тому +8

      i hope they can get away from her because by her actions she doesn’t deserve the children