Trip To The Sainsbury's Local | Micky Flanagan - An' Another Fing Live
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- Опубліковано 22 лип 2020
- MICKY FLANAGAN AND THE SAGA OF... trying to find 'that nice ham with the black pepper round the edge'!
From 'Micky Flanagan - An' Another Fing Live'.
Micky Flanagan has gone from being a professional comedian without an OFFICIAL UA-cam Channel to being a professional comedian with an OFFICIAL UA-cam Channel (which his wife isn’t running).
Apparently, you can subscribe to the channel here bit.ly/2XJ423E
So, pour yourself a glass of Rosie Lee or Stella Artois, put your knees up, and enjoy peeping at Micky’s middle-class ambiance in all of its splendor… even if you’re poor.
#MickyFlanagan #StandUp #Comedy #Sainsburys #ShoppingList
Having worked in ASDA, I can relate to this. I was the unfortunate one that got stuck with helping these lost souls trying to find "the nice ham"...
How relatable is this! Even if you did get the right ham, when you got home it would have been "the expiry date's not very good, is it."
i must have seen this about 320 times and it's always hilarious, His facial expressions and accuracy is perfect.
When you walk back in the front door proudly carrying everything that was in the list. Put it on the table for her to be amazed and she says “where’s the butter?”
- “What butter?”
“I’ve put butter on the list and you haven’t got any butter”
- “You haven’t put butter on the list love, you’ve made a mistake and I ain’t going back!”
“PASS ME THE LIST! What does that say there!!??”
...
???
...
“Right I’ll go back!”
👍A man of steel&backbone,but sensible!!
Lol.... lol... lol...
Haha Lee 🤣
Ahahahah
I've definitely overheard these conversations in my local small supermarkets.
Back in the days of no mobile phones, my mother-in-law sat in the car in the carpark of the supermarket, nursing her broken leg and giving instructions to my father-in-law via a walkie talkie! 😂
That has to be one of the best UA-cam comments of all time
Hahaha.
This is hilarious
Lolz that's fkn brilliant 😂😂😂
Fantastic 😂
"Have you asked"... classic! OF COURSE WE BLOODY HAVEN'T ASKED. What does she think, the spotty teenager is going to say "Aha! I see that sir has refined taste. Well it just so happens that we do keep a small supply of special ham with black pepper around it, just for our more discerning gentlemen customers. Step this way if you please..."
😂
This is spot on. Every time I go to my Tesco local I tell myself 'you should've gone to the big Tesco'
Every married man has done "the list walk" . This was funny as hell sir. Thank you for sharing
Morgan Walker indeed 😂
Get in trouble if you fuck it up, get in trouble if you call. No win situation 😂
I do my own shopping 😁 maybe only u doh mush
Been there done that and failed many a time
Morgan Walker my list even has little boxes beside each thing for me to tick off 😂😂😂
And it always seems to include feminine hygiene products that can’t be found.
"I should have gone to the big Sainsbury" is a perfect description of life in general.
As someone who once worked in a 'local' supermarket when I was 18 (small co-op if you want to know), when a delivery comes in, it goes onto the shelves straight away. There wasn't that much else to do. If it ain't on the shelf, it ain't in the back either. If you ask someone in a small shop to check in the back for something, here's what they do; go through the door, wait 45 seconds, then come back and tell you it's not there.
100% worked At Sainsburys for years. I would have a quick scan . But if they were a bellend, I’m chatting to Paul of the back door about his new motor…
😂
@@samsmyth8732 good one!
*Customer walks out of door with the contents of your cash register*
Rarely have what you want at the Sainsbury's Local, and even when they do, it costs twice as much. Such is life.
Mum always sends Dad off with 'The List', and she will, without fail, get a phone call from him at some point to clarify something.
Does he go to the big Sainsburys??
Bless! Is your poor dad simple? Or just too stupid to know what to buy?
I see the gents out shopping phoning their wives ALL THE TIME!!
@@debraolivier2147 They know better than to go home with the wrong shit
Same with my dad. He also now buys more than what’s on the list 😂
He's brilliant and it's so true to life lol.
I agree
Notice there are zero 👎?"
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It's called observational comedy, because it's commonly observed in real life.
Watching this always makes me happy. You're a good man Mickey!
This is my parents. Every week for over 40 years this happens at least once a week!
I recently went shopping for one of my neices because she had covid-19, I went to Aldi for her and besides not having a clue where to find the things on her list they were out of stock on some of them too, apparently I should have bought something else to substitute the out of stock goods, I was in there that long trying to find things I'm surprised I didn't get asked to join their staff Christmas party 😬
I've learned over time to give my husband substitutions on the list otherwise he'll come home empty-handed too!
That was HILARIOUS to any man who's been married a long time. 🤣
"I knew I should've gone to the big Sainsbury's" 😂
Know
The unloading of the bags is one of the most unnecessarily stressful parts of my life. When my mum sends my dad out, I wish him the best... but it won't end well...
"I'm not starting, I'm just saying...!" LOL!
Since Micky did this sketch my husband goes to the local shop and I swear he calls me every time on purpose. I now answer the phone with “can we get through it?” 😂
Thank you for making our lives better💕 sending a big laughter from Italy, sir!
His timing is impeccable.
I make my own list and still find myself saying I should've gone to the other shop 😜
Micky Flanagan is a diamond geezer.
When I first went shopping on my own in a new relationship it felt great 😊
Then the reality hit me, first item on my list after I unfolded it . Just two words “Washing powder”
No mobile phones back then to help a chap out .
Even now 40 years later I still don’t like walking down the “ washing power isle “.
I now take a picture of any new item I see on my list before leaving home . Yeah still get the wrong size.
I remember when I'd bought my own place, about 6 months later I'm lying in bed and wondering why I'm so itchy every night.
Couldn't work it out. Then one night, for some reason, out of nowhere I remembered my mum saying to me years before when I'd been asked to get some shopping "Remember to buy the non-biological washing powder, you're allergic to the normal stuff."
Can't even get my own f*ckin washing powder right, how can I be trusted to get someone elses!
@@kingbeastie When mum knows more about ourselves that we can remember.
Well you know where he went wrong don’t you, he should’ve gone to the big Sainsbury’s.
Nah, should've gone to the CoOp 😋
😂
Haven't laughed so hard for so long in all my life i love this guy & what he talks about is soooo bloody true lol
Omg I am crying. Have had this exact conversation with my hubby.😂😂
I'm not startin, I'm just sayin :-D
I take a picture of my shopping list. Sometimes I even take pictures of the insides of the cupboards...
I used to watch my mum selecting the Black Pepper ham. Boy was she picky. Not too fatty. Not too pail or too red 😀
No chance with me I'd just pick 1st to hand and say it was the last left on the shelf. Of course she fire back did you ask the help to get ham from the store room. 😀
Also the classic take from the back. The same for eggs.
The list was proper intense. I made the compromise I'll drive her to the store but I'm not going in and ill lift the shopping into the car and house.
I’ve had ‘The List’ for many years now although wife is still so concerned I’m an idiot I have to have a picture of ‘The List’ on my phone in case I loose the original on my way past the cherry tomatoes 🎉
I give my husband a paper list and he'll forget it so ends up calling me anyway. I'm now going to make him take a photo of the list! 🤔
I have to go to the shop, I know I will FUCK THIS UP 😂😂😂👍
Instant cheer up ❤ always, love Micky F x
Brilliant! ❤️ Micky Flanagan
Oh this is me talking to the wife😅😅😅..
That one dislike is Micky Flanagan's wife
Manus Kenny there is 5 disliked
@@florrie8767 5 one night stands
Manus Kenny 11*
@@RU4IRIgames 17 now and they're all from shelf stackers at Sainburys locals.
23 now. maybe he has 22 girlfriends as well.
For years my husband has asked me "Why don't you ever let ME do the shopping for you when you're not able to? Just give me a list and I'll be fine!" THIS RIGHT HERE IS WHY. I'm pernickety and I know I am - why should I inflict that on others? Thank you Mickey, I feel vindicated.
He sounds like a keeper Lolz!
Oh FUKK Yes. we have Costco pleb and Costco Executive here in Denver, CE deals in business related things, restaurant size foods, pleb C has your regular household loada. and how many times have I said, ''should have gone to pleb C...'' got the feels here, should have gone....
HAHAHA love it ... thats my partner to a tee!! even down to the "i aint starting" phrase LOL.. they never listen LOL
Brillant, where have I heard this before xx
This is so so so true!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I watch this every day, it makes my day!
Ah, now this is exactly why the one who makes the list should do the trip. You decide which shop to go to, and if that one doesn't have what you need, that's your lookout, you don't get to blame anyone else. And all those things you know but you don't put on the list, like what if they're out of what you prefer -- you know what to get instead. Doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman going.
If only life as a couple could be that straightforward ! The wives give you this impossible shopping list which is usually set in stone before you leave home. You know, set in stone, non-negotiable, that sort of thing. Then, they go out and you watch them drop one item after another from this 'non-negotiable' list. Keeping in mind that this is exactly what you weren't supposed to do as the man, you can only watch in shock and surprise as she swaps items in and out of the shopping list willy nilly because, as she sees it, it's her prerogative ! You just don't have the same rights to go to shops and get her anything slightly different from what she has requested.
I watch it all, these days, in total amusement which I'm still not brave enough to let her see, even after 22 years of being together !!
Thank you...thank you ....thank you!...I thought it was just me! I dont feel alone any more....
I’m not starting 🤣🤣
Should've gone to the big Sainsbury's
Can we get through it😂😂😂😂😬
This is too true 🤣
"....bollocks...." I've been there 😂😅
We know deliveries; knock down times; NEW knockdown times; the staff who will mark it down more; best days for every item. Proper shopping . Dont send im love
"Can we get through it? Bahahahahahaha.
he's so good.
I know I should've gone to the big sainsburys, but can we get through it 😂😭
Got to love him,I do.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
I don’t usually like observational comedy but Mickey does it in a biting, shit house type way that I love. His delivery is fantastic and he doesn’t shy away from saying anything that might cause offence.
Who doesn't like observational comedy??
Silk UK Me, usually because it’s lazy and nothing that I can’t do myself.
Love ya Mick. Come to Aussie
I go to the shop and buy everything on the list. Returning home all I hear is tuttings. Turns out she goes to the bottom of every shelf to get the longest life food, I just get the stuff off the top which turns out mostly go off date in a few days. Life is just too short to be rummaging in the back of chiller cabinets looking for the longest dates.
Married the "..." .
That's what's you get 🤣
Definitely go to the big sainsburys. 😂
Been there done that and failed many a time. Nothing pisses my wife off more then asking again what it is she wants. 🤦♂️
Women actually do this deliberately. You never phone up. If it's not there, you just get a substitute. She will start an argument (which is the point) but she will respect you more for it.
To be honest I always give up half way through the list because my wife puts random things on there I’m pretty sure she doesn’t get when she goes shopping
The one in Crayford!
Gotta admit, I really do like that ham though!
Cornflour. I have no idea what it does and I don’t know where it is. Don’t even try the local Sainsbury’s 😂
It makes things thicker. I have a packet somewhere. i have had it since 1995
fry halloumi in cornflour you'll never look back
It's usually near the gelatin. Glad I could help.
@@jrd33 And both are usually above the freezers (or at least they were the last time I shopped in a Sainsburys in about 2012).
We've all been there......
LEGEND comic timing at its best so funny
The GNC can relate to this!
I’ve even had to Google what some items are.
Yassssss mickaaaaayyyyyeeeee
I can’t imagine anyone helping with my shopping list. Very single.
Lolz!
Once looked for garlice salt upon request from the ex...took 2yrs for me to find it!
Told her to do her own shopping going forward...me, I'll just use actual garlic and salt...you can find them anywhere👍
Micky can you please do live chats
Micky can you not do something like youtube live shows... I would definitely sign up bruv
Such beautiful eyes.
Oi oi
@Oddjob6120 he's not the peeper he's the peepee.
PEEEEPIN'!!!
Women actually do this deliberately as a test. You never phone up. If it's not there, you just get a substitute. She will start an argument if you do this (which is the point), but she will respect you more for it.
It’s an argument you can’t really win because they will never be satisfied with what you say
Sainsbury's (the big one) is where I find peace, until they kick me out at 9pm.
Brill
Awesome, the worst is looking for fruit or veg you've never heard of, now what the f&#k does that look like?
That sir is funny!
''Capers?? Dragon Fruit?? I swear we've never eaten these things before - she just puts them on the list so she can have a go at me when I come back without them...''
sumac, bloody sumac
See by err play6 for you only so please enjoy your weeke🥰👍nd will be thinking about your smooth touch x
❤️😌
This is actually wat I went threw with my child's mother
Sorry. I'm with Micky's missis on this.
He should've gone to the big Saisbury's.
just a tip i work in retail and if you ask if somethings out the back, we just go bitch about you then tell you its not there
Were you out, or were you out out? 😆
Nah i just popped out
@@adamsmith9918 you might as well just come out
Me old lady’s always right
Sainsbury's had to get an extra load of crisps delivered. They think some geezer stole some. Any idea who that may of been?
Gary lineker?
@@TomsProductReviews No, nor Graham Norton.
Micky Flanagan
@@MrJubbyjubjub I couldn't possibly say.
Micky is more "pocket sized pork pies", and maybe a bottle of HP sauce..
Now I know why my partner wont take a list
And that’s why men jump in for quick pint, defo not out, out.
188 was 189 on las one woo that’s progress
so funny
I know where the big Sainsburys his talking about dog kennel hill
🏝🏡🏝👽👽👽🍓🐱😁where are need you closer
He looks like a older veesion of anthony padilla after leaving smosh
“I know, I should have gone to the big Sainsbury’s!” 😁
That’s what u get for being a cheapskate, Micky! 😉
That makes no sense.... Its cheaper at the big sainsbury
It happens twice as often with us gay guys. I'm guessing it never happens with lesbians. Lesbians always go to the big Sainsbury's.
Protein Bor
I can't understand why men just don't get it. Us women know everything!
"Us women know everything."
Except grammar. 😄
"We women.."....unless you'd say "us know everything."
adventus saxonum It was an impression of how Mickey would say it, and therefore not just correct, but funny too. Btw, correcting ppls grammar is a bit of a sad joke!
@@empressah888 I'm impressed that you know Lesley Drew's thought processes.
BTW, I was joking as well. 🙄
@@adventussaxonum448 funny
One of the things that drives us (men) crazy is that we are sometimes expected to follow instructions to the letter and sometimes to use our initiative. No man has ever figured out how to predict this with any accuracy though.