SALTY LEGENDARY SPAMMER CRIES SALTY TEARS...FUNNY POKEMON SHOWDOWN SALT!
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- SALTY LEGENDARY SPAMMER CRIES SALTY TEARS...FUNNY POKEMON SHOWDOWN SALT!
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twitter ➽ @temp6t
Pokemon Showdown salty noobs, oh man. Pokemon Showdown salt is not as rare as you might think. Seriously, try using a team that thrives off of RNG and see how likely it is to get someone mad.
#pokemonshowdownsalt #pokémonsweep #pokemonsalt
toxic noob pokemon, salty noob pokemon, pokemon salt, pokemon showdown salt
“You have 6 legendaries and are losing to a Dunsparce”
Bro you’re going to jail because murder is illegal.
rekt
Missy in jail meditoad stop slapping people or I'll send you to jail
Missy in jail good
@Missy in jail Noooo pls keep punching the other loomians out of the collosseum :(
that wasn’t murder that was genocide, manslaughter, and brutal
"braindead ditto the only way you can win?"
he says with 3 zacians
And 3 other Ubers
And begging his opponent to swap out
And used a dragon type move on a Pokémon immune to dragon type moves. Twice in a row at that.
Edit: thanks for liking my ignorance. I'm glad that some people enjoy seeing my stupidity in action. Have a great day everyone!
@@chicken1550 he was encored
@@Philip-sq7un Ahhh.
“Horrid player, go touch grass”
He probably did. How else would he high-five his Cottonee?
Haha, nice.
You used high five on Cottonee! It held on using Focus Sash!
Niiiiiiice
Yeah, this is big brain time.
Cheers bro, I'll drink to that.
"You have no legendaries bruh"
"it's okay, I have yours" - ditto main
[aaawtf] “rematch or i’ll
tell the mods you called me something horrible”
Him: 4utism repeatedly
@@Jawsomest LMAO
Ditto: "I'll have what he's having."
@@randybutternubs4647 Best comment
@@randybutternubs4647 "Hold the Paralysis"
"You paralyzed me and got ancient power boosts"
Dude, his point still stands. Losing to Dunsparce is losing to Dunsparce.
Hes acting like the ancient power boosts led to a sweep 😂
“You paralyzed me and got ancient power boosts”
Shit you mean my moves worked as intended? Fuck must’ve been luck.
Lary like this comment 😂
That's correct, he won because he actually had a strategy, shocking! It might be too op for most people to actually think, they probably want to ban it
@@drokhalis3338but its really luck tho, bcs if the other guy have absurd luck to never be paralyzed, a video will never be uploaded😂
"Wanna see me send out Zacian and die immediately?"
"Wanna see me do it again?"
Aye!
Yes lol
Certainly!
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Its even funnier the second the second time!
“You’re garbage at this game you just used logic, strategy, and team building to kill my team of 6 legendaries, 3 of which are the same pokemon”
exactly 😂
And by that logic I don't think mans knows what *garbage* means, because it's him
I don't even play pokemon competitively and i know:
1) don't use legendaries
2) don't put 2 of the same pokemon on your team
@@konradbrochocki4923 well atleast you got the second part right
@@konradbrochocki4923 nah legendaries are fine it's just kinda beta to go 6 stack
“You have 6 legendaries and are losing to a Dunsparce”
*Arson*
Dunsparson
@@moongirl648 p e r f e c t i o n
😂👌🏽
@@moongirl648 commits arson
not even a burn heal can save them from that
"I'll tell the mods you called me something horrible" yeah that'll definitely work out in your favor when they check the logs and see you calling people autistic and wishing death/injury on your opponent 💀💀💀
Exactly, the opponent thinks being autistic is an insult while they cry hacks when they lose to a Lvl 1 Cottonee 😂
I for one actually see autism as a type of superpower cuz it just makes your brain work differently and half the time you don't even realize you're getting bullied
I’m autistic
you're cool tho @@jukeboxhunter7
Calling someone autistic isn't horrible though. It's sad it's used as an insult. Autistic people really don't like the fact that a part of their identity is beins slowly accepted as a slur
"Rematch or I'll tell the mods you call me something horrible" most pathetic thing I've ever read in my entire life
Basically the same as "Let me play on the PC or I will tell mom you hit me"
Did that child say anything that WASN'T pathetic?
Call the mods bro you just said he had autism. The mods will probably side with him if anything 🤣
Just proves that its a noobie kid playing this
I haven't seen something that pathetic since someone pretended to be mod & tried to threaten The Garbodors to forfeit a match.
You basically slaughtered his entire team with his own 'mon, and then drank the sole survivor. Twice.
That was one of the greatest things I've ever seen.
He somehow disabled his mon into using struggle and made it almost struggle itself to death
Ur pfp makes it even better
I love the phrase “then drank the sole survivor”
Some abridged thing I watched at one point had the phrase "Wanna see me drink this guy?", And now I can't not think about it
@@nukablecherries Ah DBZ Abridged! My thoughts deterred to that too! Neat!
"Yours will be paralyzed too"
Only reason I watched till the end
At that moment, he relized this player was stupid
he lacks critical information kek
>proceed to blame gamefreak for his inadequacy
classic toxic noob
Why did he think ditto will be paralyzed? I'm nowhere close of being that good and still know that
Why would ditto ever copy status ailments
"You only win with lucky strats, let's rematch"
Does the exact same strategy that lost him the game, loses again.
Surprised Pikachu face
"Brain dead ditto"
He's literally spamming Swords Dance and lost to a Cottonee
Even after the max 4x multiplier haha
@@GWCGamingwithChittaarth he was encored so he was stuck using.
@@GeekyGamerdm but wasn't encore suppose to stop after 5?
Anyways should have used disable after this
“Brain dead ditto”
Ditto copied your team
He probably isnt smart enough to understand how badly he got whooped.
"Youre only winning cuz of your pokemon"
"Every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes:
Yeah, almost as if its a fucking pokemon game
*t o g e t h e r w e c a n s t o p t h i s*
When was that
Yeah exactly what to you want the trainers to throw hands
especially coming from a guy with six legendaries, you'd think he'd understand that basic fact.
“Your Pokémon are trash”
Also them: has 3 zacians, an eternatus, a zamazenta, and a ghost rider calyx, and still proceeds to get clapped by a cottonee
@Cobraflame that's the point be smart
That s cuz he using illegal moves that don t even matter,in a fair fight he can t win obviously but it s for content so yeah
@Cobraflame They kiiinda matter. That’s why the tiers exist. In the end that’s what makes these kinds of videos so entertaining. Besides slapping the whiny feckers upside their head of course.
To be honest the ditto killing pretty much is entire team was hilarious especially after enemy thinking he would of arrive on filed paralysed cause his zacian was paralyzed I loled
Just because u have 6 legendarys does not make u better if u don’t know how to play
As a non competitive player it is so cool to see the strategies you come up with
Yeah right? It's something you rarely get to see in a vanilla playthrough
same
I’m just confused on how all of his Pokémon are faster! I know paralyzation slows him down but slower than a lvl 1 pokemon?
@@yeeyanlim4639 You've to mention it doesn't work against opponent dark types.
@@yeeyanlim4639why can gengar mega evolve in gen 8
When you win using a meta team: "You are bad because you have no skill"
When you win using a gimmick team: "You are bad because your team is bad"
Basically how everything goes. In every single game
There was a really obnoxious kid at my high school's vidya club and after beating him with an eveelution team he said I couldn't handle his legendaries. I stalled out four of them with a Sigilyph. He said THAT was bullshit so I 6-0'd him with Kyurem W.
It was satisfying as FUCK
@@thatguyinthecorner4648 Damn I feel satisfied just *reading* that
@@thatguyinthecorner4648 I had a similar experience someone said they'd reck me with a full fairy team only way he could win was in a rotation battle my gengar wipes the floor with 90% of fairy types with sludge bomb, toxic, venoshock, calm mind play rough was literally all he could do to hurt my gengar xD
‘You are bad because you are good’
"Ditto is the only way you can win huh"
Son, you lost twice using 6 legendaries.
Ditto is just using your own Pokémon against you.
In other words, I’m better at using your own Pokémon than you are 😂
Truer words were never said.
To be fair, the ditto can only at times be as 'useful' as the pokemon it changes into.
Actively giving their own pokemon to them in the process. So he was technically sour that this awesome dude used his own pokemon against him.
Then proceeded to oversalt with non-legendaries like an absolute legend.
@@elturtle4739 its like uno reverse card XD
3 zacian-c and he still lost
Imagine running an entire team of legendaries and calling your opponent "braindead"
especially against a pokemon who's sole purpose is to copy what YOU are using
And half of that team is THE SAME LEGENDARY
Bro I don’t get what’s the point of just having a full team of legendaries like it’s not even fun that way. I just like to use my favourites
“Brain dead ditto”
He says as if it doesn’t copy the pokemon **he has**
Switch off the dumb ass horse. like your not the one using it on your team as a giaganta max
Dude be getting wrecked by his own pokemon, and ditto has limited use of his skills
@@desmondchew6730 doesnt ditto also use his own stats instead of the targets? or was that changed?
@@fabiomp199 it uses everyone of the copied mons stats, except hp
It’s a worse version of that Pokémon too lol with less uses of each move
“You have 6 legendaries and are losing to a Dunsparce”
*D E A D B O D Y R E P O R T E D*
0:47
Sussy 😳
3:55
I mean he didn’t even lose to dunsparce? more lik sandaconda or zacian
DING DING DING DING
“You can only win with ditto”
My brother in Christ they’re your Pokémon
I think the only thing better than kicking ass with Pokémon, is kicking ass with your OPPONENTS POKEMON
"You can only win with Ditto"
-Dude with three Zacians
@@fansee1368 he had an entire turn to kill sandaconda and another before to not use swords dance
Whooping someone with a ditto is the pokemon equivalent of 'Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!" and I love it
@@fansee1368 he was hard carried by those 3 zacians 100%.
Couldn't keep the smile off my face any time Cottonee was out doing its thing. 👌
The cottonee was vile 😭😭
@@immyaeIt's also just a slight variation on the oldest trick in the book. You have a priority move, you win. You have Taunt, you win. You have a multi-hit move, you win.
Him: "Trash for using ditto"
Also him: *Using 6 legendary Pokémon just to lose to paralysis*
Seems fair yes
They’ll just blame RNG like as if the entirety of attacking moves aren’t based off of a RNG calculation
@@IlyPsycho counter building is fair.
Fair
Ditto was close to becoming a god so the blob is allowed god powers that stupid child thinking ditto ain't op
“You’re only winning because of your Pokémon”
Yes… that’s how the game is played
That line instantly had me thinking of Randal from Clerks when he said “this job would be great if it weren’t for all the customers.”
This man expects you to beat the shit out of his pokemon with your bear hands
And to be fair, you probably could
@@Stealthfang270 I don't have bear hands though
@@mechsen7196 You have bear hands! It came free with your xbox!
‘People die if they are killed’
> say you're reporting him to mods
> notice the custom avatar
> doesn't realize temp is a former mod
A true classic pepper to go with the salt
A FR? Temp is a former mod? That’s cool.
@@cdoggo3352 Yep, he even has a mon in the most recent Staffmon's. His is the shiny Latias.
Wait temp was a mod?
@@ARE.0 Yep, he was. But now he has retired and taken to just doing battles on showdown for "our entertainment"
@@astralguardian5930 oh dang nice. Do you know if they were a global mod or just a room mod?
I love the fact that rather than finish him off, you make him more salty than he is lol.
"You paralyzed me and got ancient power boosts"
Man, it's almost like strategy can beat raw power.
Yes, if I can't one-shot your critter, I want to make sure it can't act. It's not always rocket tag.
And then there's those times when the strategy is Moxie boosting, where it's both.
holy shit ena pfp
God forbid someone consider things like strategy and synergy. Hmm, this guy has a Pokémon with high special defense and special attack. Maybe instead of trying to blast it with hydroblast 50 million times i could just, you know, throw out my speed boost blaziken and kick it to death before it has a chance to breathe.
To be fair, I didn't know Glare was a 100 accuracy move before looking it up and Ancient Power actually is a 10% chance. So if you don't even know that ditto doesn't copy status ailments from a pokemon, seeing a status move hit three times in a row could easily look like bs luck alongside the actual lucky boost.
I just love the fact that you chose the slowest kill method ever just to make them suffer longer. Dude just spent his turns watching Calyrex destroyed by a Cotonee
Yeah, it's way more humiliating to get eaten alive by ants than to get eaten alive by lions
@@otherevan296 and more painful ants will take there sweet time to eat and pick your flesh apart
A level 1 cottonee that is
Funniest shit I’ve seen
Only thing that would make that better... if it was a sunkern
"You paralyzed me and got ancient power boost" Yeah that's the point of using those moves
“The only reason you won is because you anticipated my moves in advance and executed an effective strategy to counter them. If it weren’t for that bullshit I would have won.”
"How DARE you use a forbidden EVIL thing such as a *GASP* strategy!"
yes but it's not normal when happen 10/10 ...
i mean to be fair, video creator was lucky with all the hits and activations, but yeah, what an idiot lmao
"4utism" after losing a pokemon lmao
@@dagan8659 Probably has serene grace, making it much more likely..still fairly unlikely but more often than most mons. (paralysis is also well known to be game enders, it paralyses you a decent amount of time most of the time).
Him: loses 5 pokemon
Also him: *does 5% damage on your first*
Still him: “AWW SO BAD YOU GOT HIT YOU MISTAKE”
"Braindead Ditto"
Ok, so you mean to tell me he _KNEW_ about Ditto's stat copying and move mirroring capabilities. Yet he still tried using Zacian/Grim Calyrex thinking "Ooga booga, big damage best."
This kid's not just the clown, he's the entire Ringling Brothers Traveling Circus
yes
that was a very specific circus
@@carminuakkamanaga2991 It hurts more when it's more specific
@@LeMON6847 ah makes sense
And it's a circus no one would go to, cus it bad.
He is like the embodiment of a Pokémon rival that thinks having strong Pokémon means he will always win and you have to show him that true strength lies in strategy, teamwork, and the power of friendship or whatever.
This could have been a chapter in the anime
And Friendship
@@michaelp812 aka the power of return
Man really just found Paul from the DP anime on Showdown didn't he?
So Silver for most of Gold/Silver
Imagine insulting a transformed ditto
It's literally your own pokemon
So true
"Getting clapped by your own cheeks"
@@JuiceboxCE OOOOOOoOoOOOoOOHhhHHhhh
Its like letting the door hit your ass on the way out
@@JuiceboxCE owo
I was laughing so freaking hard at this. You don't need legendary pokemon to win any battles, just the intelligence to kick some overconfident prick's with basic pokemon move knowledge. Wonderful plays, mate. Much respect.
“I can’t believe you’re being better than me at this game, you should be ashamed that you’re beating me.”
Ikr he should be ashamed for doing something with ur supposed to do
This person will grow up to be a fine Karen.
they will never "Grow up"
@@ChunkeeNoodleSoup
@@Cae_Plays immature soul in a old body
Hes so stupid
That guy: "Ditto is the only way you can win huh?"
Also that guy: *had 3 Zacians*
my man had as many zacians as you should have in the tcg
but didnt he use cottonee to win both times? 😂😂😂🤣
*AND STILL LOST*
heh heh ditto barrage go brr
Should of said "6 legendary pokémon is the only way you can lose huh?" Tbh
"why would they give such a special avatar to a clearly special player"
*"asked"*
this emits a certain energy
He keeps saying that OP is autistic, which, as a person with high-functioning Autism, is just an awful thing to hear, from anyone.
So that’s what he meant
wh
what
oh nvm reread it, yeah the dude's bein an asshole to temp, i just thought his response was fuckin funny as hell. dude didn't snap or anything, just hits the asshole with a simple "asked" lmfao. i love temp
@@maxrichards3881 he’s an asshole for sure, but considering how badly he got beat by OP i’d consider it a compliment. dude was shaking and crying behind the screen for sure lol
I lol'd when you started disabling his zacian's moves at the end hahaha
"horrible player go touch grass"
Also him:
*Casually has 6 legendaries*
@@xiaowei_777 idk
@@xiaowei_777 "go touch grass" it meant he hasn't gone outside in like years, and became a shut-in
Manz needs a life
(The trash kid)
The only grass I can touch is dead or barely alive grass. I live in the desert :,)
Also he's using sword dance when he already has 4x attack
Lv. 1 Cottonee: “and on that day, the walls did not falls, as it was all thanks to me”
the Lv. 1 thing got me in such satisfaction. Just the biggest burn.
@@Powmoro yes
How do u even get cottonee
Probably a hack
@@You39282 probably transferred it from another game
I love how this person's opponent thinks that having a fuckton of legendary pokemon is a "strategy", and yet calls the one actually using good tactics and moves garbage and brainless. Hypocrisy is alive and well in the pokemon battles I see.
Also threatens to tell the mods about abuse when he himself is literally being abusive from minute 1, tbh I have to assume this player is like 13 years old maximum because there isnt a single player alive who thinks that spamming the same legendaries spamming the same moves (swords dance) to try and sweep is an actually good strategy, and then when he gets shit on by a team comp that is complex and well thought out there's nothing he can do but call the player a noob even after losing twice in a row. HUGE immaturity, probably just an angry little 12 year old who thinks that winning with a full team of legendary pokemon makes him Jesus
You have no idea. On the level of Hypocrisy present in Showdown
I'd assume way younger.
This is pure trolling. A lot of trolls just project their own insecurities and faults unto others to make themselves feel better
@@justinblakeney3466 That's not really fair, I was cringe when I was 12 and now I'm 19 I feel like I am mature enough to deal with adulthood. He's a kid chances are he's not even hit puberty yet you can't say whether he'd be a good dad or not.
The worst thing about Ditto is not about ease of use... It is because you defeated him with his own weapon.
This team was like a well-oiled machine of malevolence and hatred designed almost perfectly to counter braindead legendary spam
And yet the legendary spammer called ditto brain dead lol.
People so worried about that quick and easy W instead of creative and different teams and strategies
@@XeroLimitGaming lol literally what Brock said in the anime about Ash fighting Norman. Ash starts a battle with high speed attacks to trip up his opponent, but when Norm had Pokemon that those don't really work on, Ash had to develop the looked down upon method of "actually having a strategy." That is so hilarious for me that the anime said it better than any of these legendary spammers ever will
@@cheyennestoves136 I almost forgot about that episode lmao
Skillful player > bigot player, that keeps insulting the entire match and then threatening the opponent to lie to the mods to get that player banned
So stupid, how can he not know, that mods read the entire log and only see him being a dick? I'd beat that player another time and report him then and hopefully get his account deleted by the mods. He will destroy something of high value in his room, 100% sure
when u play so lonmg that u resort to cancer strats. that lv cottonee was golddd
“Rematch or I tell the mods you called me something horrible”
He ignores the fact that he called him quote “4utistic”
And literally told him that he hoped he would experience an irrecoverable accident but I guess that's bad too
Don’t forget brain dead!
Yo, i have 4utism, and even i'm not this 4utistic.
Don't forget the "idiot" and "dumb" and all that stuff...
Sorry, english isn't my first language, does this mean he is 4 times more utistic than normal ? lol
my mans chilling an AG with no counter to sub cheese, no counter to minimize, no priority moves and sets up in front of a ditto and then calls his opponent brain dead... thats some balls on this mans
i always have dragon rush in case of minimize cause once i faced a smeargle with moody ability and he was using substitute protect and baton pass strategy with minimize it was really horrifying
@@sajidahmad4961 yeah there is also bodyslam you could use. or any of the guaranteed hit moves. or haze. or.....
@@Thundermikeee but if you use haze then there is a chance that oppo will still use minimize but once you hit with a body slam or same move it can OHKO
@@sajidahmad4961 ofc haze is just a stopgap, thats true
@@sajidahmad4961 ... dragon rush works on minimize?
he calls you braindead but uses dynamax cannon again after seeing cottonee is immune to it💀
Temp used encore, forcing him to use it again.
Imagine in the show, a supervillain invades a city with multiple legendaries and the dude with a level 1 Cottonee is like, "don't worry, I got this".
Lol, that's a great point! Doesn't that make cottonee a legendary, as well?
The dude with 6 dittos comes in....
The Cottonee just glares at the supervillain and goes to bed
~Main Character Vibes~
Well considering how the show's pokemon battle and some system are a little bit different but that simple little difference vastly changes how it flows, I don't think that would go down well for that lv1 cottonne
genuinely don’t understand how people see teams like this and aren’t immediately terrified. if i saw that i’d know something was clearly going to go down that i’m not prepared for.
The kinds of people with that kind of self-awareness are the kinds that also don't go on to saltrage when the jank team actually performs.
When I see a team like that my thought is "The person is either terrible or amazing. One of us will get killed and I'm not sure who it will be."
Yeah, I got against one of those and screamed in fear, then I won anyways with my Scizor
Frr if i saw a pikachu and a bidoof I'd prob just quit
Some people are overconfident, and other people understand the mechanics. I know some people just concede to gimmick teams though.
“Rematch or I’ll tell the mods you called me something horrible”
*Proceeds to wish you an irrecoverable accident in the next round*
Yeah the irrecoverable accident thing was way too much
Hew also calls him fourtism. It's not like if changing one letter will change the meaning.
As soon as I finished reading that comment I saw it appear in the video.
Don’t forget that he calls him a pathetic human being at the end
@@2009heyhow Right. Like, someone with autism that loves this game would smoke them also, idk y that's an insult 🤣 My buddies would stone face pokemon-murder this dude 🤭
“You’re only winning because the mechanics of the game allow it.”
I like how the opponent had 6 legendaries, which are beings said to be the most powerful, and then lost because some sand snake looked at their pokemon
Bad trainer
Like every pokemon movie
Pokémon game logic....
Who wouldn't get intimidated by a sand snake?
This comment is sending me xD
That Cottonee should be classified as a weapon of psychological warfare.
10/10, keep doing what you’re doing, m’dude.
How it does regain all the health
@@Kediseniyiyecek I'm pretty sure its because the Cottonee at level 1. Its max HP very low that when the "Leech Seed" absorbed a percentage amount of HP from a highly levelled opponent, it manage to refill up its HP to full.
@@Nozomi_kun i seen that
Eyo, cute hybrid proto
@@Nozomi_kun but if its lv 1 how did it survive the attacks?
"Cant rng yourself out of Calyrex"
Ditto "and I took that personally"
Dude that bit was so good
“And i took that personality*”
Ditto " and i took his whole fucking style"
"i'll tell the mods you called me something horrible"
*tells him something horrible*
"I use autism as an insult haha I'm such a comedian"
Showdown ragers are a different breed.
The fact people get legitimately, unironically salty in fucking pokemon of all things will never NOT be funny to me. Someone needs to go touch grass, alright, but it ain't temp.
probably projection
thanks for pointing that out, it’s like laughing at someone being left handed, completely and utterly stupid.
Fr
Wdym he was talking about four oohtism
It's hilarious how quickly he shifts from "I'm so good and you suck." To "Go touch grass." This man has been humiliated
"man"
Manchild*
@@ahshitherewegoagain8695 the opponent was probably a child. No adult talks like they’re some kid who’s freshly starting online toxicity 😂
The thing I didn't understand was why did his Zacian kept on doing Sword Dances if the attack power multiplier had already capped...
@@Mike14264 Encore. Forces the target to repeat moves for a few turns.
I love how Sandaconda just
[paralyzes enemy]
[takes a nap]
The embodiment of "Leave me alone I'm tired"
@@udiar underrated comment 😩
@@udiar thiss~ sandaconda too cute.
Then wakes up and becomes smol.
>Stares intently the adversary so much that it paralyzes him
>Refuse to elaborate
>Takes a nap
“God you’re so dumb”
>proceeds to use Dynamax Cannon twice on Cottonee
Encore prevents any other move than the last one u used
“You have 6 legendaries and are losing to a dunsparce” is one of my go to insults now
Me to
I need this on shirt or at least a poster
You need to have a dunsparce and them to have 6 legendaries for this to make any sense
@@endk.3500 it can be a metaphor the crushes their soul
im honestly certain that a legend team getting wiped with a dunsparce and a lvl 1 cottonee has to be one of the most demoralizing feelings these people can feel
And the best part is that they deserve every bit of it
They deserved it lmao
898 currently existing pokemon we have so far, some people are just tired of spamming legends
@Sam Zano
No problem.
We made the supervision for their mom by making that idiot ragequit to the point it went offline 😎👌🏼
At least until they go outside and try to talk to a girl.
"Miss right now you pathetic human being."
This is the desperate flailing of someone who just realized they lost
Splash has more effective power
he had no moves left worth a damn, so he just used struggle and lost anyway.
Anime villain last words be like
4:59 You know its bad when even Temp6t doesnt even make a joke about it 😂
"You have 6 legendaries and are losing to a dunsparce"
"Well you have ancient power boosts"
... on a dunsparce
Amazing how quickly guys like this can oscillate between “god, you suck so bad, noob” and “go outside and touch grass, tryhard” depending on whether they think they can win.
It's almost like both of those insults are the result of the person saying them having a horrible life, and neither of them have much to do with the receiving party at all.
Schrodinger’s insult
@@BlueGuitarMusic I ain't their therapist though, and I don't think this dude, is, either, so what shit do I give about their "horrible life" that they likely either don't have or bring about onto themselves?
Am I supposed to feel sorry for that bitch? I don't!
"Horrible player, go touch grass"
Said the dude with 6 legendaries.
@Aljaz O
it means, "go outside."
People usually say it to others because they play to much.
@@Seopy I'd rather play too much and be a nice guy than play too little and be a prick.
Wait so how’d he beat him if the other guy has all legendaries ?
@@Seopy go touch grass is honestly stupid and anyone who uses it is stupid
@@lilblako3487 All talk, no skill.
I love how you killed him slowly but surely with Gengar to make him struggle and await his inevitable slowly
"you only won because of your pokemon"
that is literally the entire game
Isn't that kinda the point?
6 legs lost to the easiest pokemon to either beat or find in the actual games. A coyster
And a gengar. This dude is the stupid one for running such shabby builds lol.
This is why i dont use legs.
mobile gone wrong, i am sorry lmao
He lost to a fucking sparce
No. Pokemon is more RNG than anything else.
@@robertharris6092 that's only true if you don't know what you're doing. With good techniques you can increase your odds which means there is an element of skill, I'm not going to say there is no RNG cuz that's a lie but if one player knows their way around different Pokemon and moves they're going to be more likely to win then someone just whipping out legendaries with high damage attacks
“You paralyzed me and got ancient power boosts” Omg how rude they… played the game as intended? With moves that are 100% allowed?? Truly horrible, how could they do such a thing.
To be fair some of his strats are pretty scummy.
@@braedenmclean5304 still allowed so it doesn't deserve this type of behavior
@@braedenmclean5304 gitgud then
@@braedenmclean5304 git gud breh
@@braedenmclean5304 it's anything goes. Using 2 zacians would be pretty scummy in any other format too
"I'll tell the mods you called me something horrible"
This from the guy who spent half the first match screaming about "4utism"
so autism is a insult for you? wow 😂
@@gustavopinedagonzalez316 Bruh, you just proved his point. Autism is not an insult and shouldn't be use as one so it's quite offensive to the ppl with actual autism and can get ppl ban if they use it like that.
@@sax7760 true, it's like saying "gay" like ft it doesn't make sense
Funny enough, I felt flattered (I'm autistic) when he called "autism" in response to the face of the heavily contrasted strategic competence. I know that "autism" has the same meaning as "retarded" when used as an insult but to me it just translated straight to "this person is PARTICULARLY gifted at pokemon team building" ... which is actually a common autistic trait-- having specializations in very specific things... so despite his intentions, it did make me laugh a little on the inside knowing that he had SO many different insults he could have chosen and out of all of them, he chose *that* one. The one which would have actually turned into a compliment of temps strategic superiority had the kid just had the intellectual competence to back up that inflated ego of his...
@@sax7760 not only is that the exact opposite of what he said, as an autistic i think it's incredibly stupid for anyone to get offended by some dumbass on the internet raging and calling you autistic; if that legitimately offends anyone they have bigger fish to fry than being neurodivergent.
"your ditto mimics my boosts but not my statuses, braindead game freak"
Bro started playing yesterday
That creature was the definition of "everyone is wrong but me".
Blame the opponent, blame the freaking attacks, the buffs, the developers, but not himself.
Because people like him are hanging by a thread on their self esteem. So they fool themselves into thinking it's not their fault. Because if they confront themselves, they'd probably have an inner meltdown or breakdown
ngl i just feel bad for these types of people, what they went through their lives to be this toxic on a strategy game
What you mean to say like he's just like gabbie hanna
Yawn, I could dub that self-esteem obsession
Yep, OBSESSION
6 legendaries
0 brains
"ditto only way u can win huh?"
-cottonee appears-
surprise pika face
He only needs his Gengar even his cottone would solo
Moments before disaster
6 legendaries 1 brain cell 😏
Not to be on the toxic guy side but he spammed substitute sheild and leech seed only reason he won that fight
@@removemeexistence4397 what is work is work.
Mhm apparently having an actual strategy and not just a bunch of legendaries is being a “weirdo”
It also counts as being an autistic braindead game freak
Apparently
Yup
@@theironnautilus7228 no its being 4utistic. entirely different thing
I have no clue how to strategize so in my book that makes you a god
@@unknowncreature-0069 salty me would call you a nerd and tell you to get a life.
I love how some people will get genuinely peeved when you get a slight luck advantage (even though Pokemon is like 50% Luck)
Yet they will turn a blind eye if the only way they won was through luck, and will beg for a lucky miss or a critical hit
"Noob"
**Doesnt know that Ditto only copies status effects and not conditional effects**
Who doesn’t know that
@@bendrowned8506 Legendary Spammers apparently
*Meanwhile I'm sitting here thinking*
Wait since when could Ditto so that, or was their just not as many Pokemon you could take advantage of with it?
@@DragoonBB oh no thats precisely why scarf ditto isnt that uncommon to come across, you look at the opponet's sweeper and go "thanks now i have at least one easy revenge kill"
Honestly, I didn't knew it copied stats changes.
It’s absolutely wonderful seeing a freaking Level 1 Cottonee suck the life and joy out of a toxic trainer.
And out of their Pokemon
YES
His name is level 1
Whait it's a lvl 1?
@@watercanflow6652 yes so leech seed always heals to full and resets focus sash
“You’re only winning because of your Pokémon” legitimately sounds like something an evil team grunt would say.
aaaa'a team genuinly looks like a npc build of a dog fan if legendaries were common
Dude I genuinely think that WAS a line from one of the galaxy grunts. I
It is a line from one of the galaxy grunts
It's also a hilarious line in a *Pokémon* game. Like.. yes. Well done. I'm winning because of my Pokémon. In a Pokémon battle, in a Pokémon game. That's the point!
It's like telling a soccer player "You're only winning cause you're good at kicking the ball." Like... yeah. What else?
@@TheMrVengeance You're supposed to win by bragging about how good you are at the game while using random attacks and legendaries, not strategically outplaying your opponent, of course ;D
"Brain dead ditto"
->Loses *twice* with six legendaries, whereas he has three of the same pokemon.
“So braindead ditto is the only way you can win huh?”
Well, it’s working so I don’t see the problem here
"Nooooooo you can't use an uber against me thats braindead!!"
-the guy with 6 ubers
"Braindead ditto is how you win, huh?"
-said to the guy using his own pokemon against him
Turns out 6 legendarys isn't enough for him to win.
its literally ditto. it is the same as your own pokemon. bruh.
"Go touch grass"
Irony being he wasn't allowed to touch Grass for like ten turns LMAO.
mans was legit stuck in time 💀
ZA WARUDO!
@@lkhdmrtn he had da virus
“This is the power of Golden Wind Requiem.”
@@Yeehawee You watched Jojo in dub?!
“Imma gonna tell mods you called me horrible”
Also him
“I hope you get into an irrecoverable accident”
Not to mention spamming calling everything autistic like that’s a creative insult he just invented.
Where is this kids parents?
I really hope this wasn't some guy in his 40's
@@jaksida300 as someone who actually has autism i have a feeling the kid's knowledge of it is "The internet told me it means dumb"
On a side note, if being autistic makes me dumb the hell does that make him???
Also being ableist like its going out of style or some shit
@@beywheelzhater8930 Funny thing is, people with Autism is more often than not very bright people.
Just because social queues and expressing feelings for exampel can be a problem, dosnt make them stupid.
A friend of mine is autistic, but his skill in math and problem solving is out of this world.
On the school he went too (a school for people with special needs) there was a ton of people who far exceeded the university level in a lot of subjects while being in highschool/collage.
So its safe to say, being autistic makes you far from stupid. I do wanna say the complete other way in many cases.
bro makes ableist comments and gets mopped by a dunsparce. mad respect to temp
“Rematch or i tell mods you called me something horrible” is the equivalent of a kid running to his mom and say he got pushed because another kid didnt lend him his nintendo
and the mods can check the logs, seeing him call the uploader horrid names. that would’ve backfired onto him. going onto what someone else said, they are most likely a 9-11 year old because of the use of constant curses. anyone with more than 4 brain cells knows that it makes you look like a squeaker.
@@fiona2757 that's like brake checking someone to do insurance fraud but end up being the one paying
@@fiona2757 yo a 9-11 year old, are their only possessions two towers and a plane?
@@fiona2757 haven't been in pokemon scene in a while, seeing 6 legendaries in a party, definitely something i did in elementary school.
@@changedchannels3150 bruh...
"You're only winning because of your pokèmon"
What do you want me to do, beat the crap out of an eternatus with my bare hands?
I'd pay to watch that
Breaking news:man beats literal hexagon pokemon with bare hands
Jesse beat her pokemon into submission
It's how grandma did it back in her day
I mean... the pokemon universe DOES have guns...
That guy was talking about 1200 like it was the highest rating on showdown lmao
I got 1200 easily on a mostly PU theme team in Nat dex gen 8 😂
Same i got to 1200 using bellosom as a special sweeper lol
@@youtubealt243 same with a mono steel and bug team, but I got 1300, really not that hard
Bruh i got to 1200 w just torkoal tyranitar n excadrill
I would agree but I have yet to break 1150 so that sounds pretty good
That second game. The dangle of hope as you screwed with him just to show off the strats you had for your mons he never saw. Savage
“iMaGinE uSiNg DiTtO” mate, imagine running all legendaries, and STILL GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED
To dunsparce
@@brandonbigler1516 and a level 1 Pokémon who protected itself with a doll
Also, IT'S A DITTO. YOUR Pokemon is kicking YOUR ass, and you gonna say "that's so cheap git gud scrub noob"? Pathetic.
twice!
To be fair usually using all legendaries is a terrible idea competitively speaking
I mean, even I know that and my knowledge of the competitive scene can be summed up in this quick statement
"No."
Rember kids:
Having a full team of legendaries isn't always a free win ticket
Only if you have strategy and the other does
facts of life right there
That's why I love non-evolutionary pokemon
Especially in AG, in regular Ubers it might work
I'm still playing old version of pokemon i don't use legendaries
“Rematch me or I’ll tell the mods you called me something bad.”
*Has been insulting him since, like, turn 3.*
Forfeits in the end. Gold.
@@HyotenHyakkaso88 if him forfeiting is gold the being shamed online by this video is platinum. xD
What is it about Pokemon Showdown that attracts so many immature toxic people who are allergic to common decency?
@@danieldutoit2187 The ability to hide behind a pseudonym and the lack of actual consequences, mostly.
@@BizarreCoyote You get all over the internet. And yet few places have it this bad.
A true definition of "a true trainer should try and win with their favourites".
I like how they use rng as an excuse like “I got paralyzed 10 times” but also when leech seed misses they say “noob” like you could control that lmao
Also, later on he ignores like 7 paralyses in a row
Pokemon is simply about positioning for luck. But these people like to brute force everything and call that skill while the other shows finesse.
That's what every single toxic player in any game does. That's their logic: "Anything goes in their favor = I'm good you're bad" and "anything goes wrong on the opponent part = you're a noob that should uninstall and die"
@@DaxterL It is the nature of competitive games. Unfortunately.
>doesn’t know how Ditto, one of the most well-known Pokémon’s signature mechanic works.
>blames GameFreak, calls opponent autistic
How dare you slander their good name, they clearly called temp 4utustic
I mean, if you clone someone who’s hungry, why wouldn’t you expect the clone to be hungry too?
@@JoJo.mp4 Uh, Ditto doesn't clone, it just takes the form of someone else, the nuturents in its body is not dependant on what it transforms into.
@@bestaround3323 If you are referring to the fact that aaaaaaaawtf called temp 4utistic.
That’s exactly what Jaksida said.
@@hannahhoppe8377 nah, it is fourutustic. Totally different.
"I lost embarrassingly against his team so a rematch with no changes will go well for me!"
You can literally tell you are doing everything to throw the second game because you know he has no answer to lvl 1 cottonee.
I am a spectator who has no knowledge about this game.
Explain plz.
I see the comment said that wtf has 6 legendaries and I am assuming that they are equivalent to top tier unit.
what about temp?
@@ohlookitisacat7404 legendary Pokémon are basically the ones considered the "strongest" within the Pokémon universe. They're literal gods. Except in competitive battling, having legendaries in your team is useless if you suck at strategy, and "weak" Pokémon can be really effective if the player knows how to use them. Temp is such a player.
@@ohlookitisacat7404 Uh. Ignoring lore stuff mentioned above, Legendary Pokemon usually have some of the highest base stats (total stat) in the game.
They'll usually also have a really strong ability & unique moves to go with it.
Due to these two factors, most Legendary Pokemon are considered pretty strong. Thus most are thrown into the Uber tier in Smogon, the highest tier for Pokemon.
@@ohlookitisacat7404 To explain why his team has no answer to the level 1 Cottonee, His Cottonee is holding an item called Focus Sash. Focus Sash makes it so that if your Pokemon is at full health when they are hit by an attack, the attack can't KO the Pokemon. Instead, the Pokemon will go down to 1 health if it would have normally KO'd them.
His Cottonee has an attack called Leech Seed which steals 12% of the target's HP every turn and gives 50% of that stolen HP to Cottonee.
Now, because his Cottonee is level 1 (as week as possible) and the opponent is using some of the most powerful Pokemon in the game, the 50% of 12% of the opponent's HP is more than enough to heal Cottonee from 1 HP to full HP. And, thanks to the Focus Sash, if Cottonee is at full HP, then he can't be KO'd and will instead be dropped to 1 HP. Thus, every turn, Cottonee will end the turn returning to full health (and is therefore unkillable due to Focus Sash) while the enemy Pokemon slowly dies. It's a strategy that takes advantage of the fact that your opponent's Pokemon are so overwhelmingly stronger than your own.
The most hilarious irony of it is that the strategy is easily beaten by ANYTHING that deals indirect damage. If he just had a Pokemon that did something like poisons a Pokemon and can create a sandstorm, after reducing Cottonee to 1 health, the extra damage would take affect separately and KO Cottonee. But, because this idiot just likes to have big Pokemon hit really hard with big attacks and employees absolutely no strategy other than taking the time to increase the attack power of his Pokemon, he has literally no way to deal with level 1 Cottonee. Even more hilariously ironic because that time spent maxing out his Pokemon's attack power was time given to his opponent to use strategies he had no way to beat.
@@josephford2226 gonna go ahead and debunk your statement just a bit. Focus Sash is a one-use only item, but since the only move that would put Cotonee in harm's way is leech seed, it basically gives him a free seed. The prankster ability does the rest of the work by endlessly letting him set up sub and protect via priority to stall out the pp war while seed slowly seeps away the opponent's health (and sanity, it seems). The answer isn't necessarily passive damage -though toxic damage specifically would get the job done- but rather moves/abilities that ignore sub, or a move with higher priority like extreme speed (though that requires you to actually know the cottonee's plan and shut it down before it sets up). A grass type on the enemy team would negate it as well, as they're ineffected by seed as a whole
Additionally, any multi-hitting moves would completely negate the use of this strategy, as sub would easily break in one hit, and the second would KO. Granted, I dont think any of the enemy team CAN learn multihits, but that's on him for building such an obviously braindead team that only relies on pure stats to bulldoze through the competition. Any semblence of a stall team or moves like Haze would destroy the poor kid's team in a painfully long 100 turn battle
"Miss right now"
RNGJesus: And I took that personally
"4utism,actual 4utism"-Guy with 3 zacians and losing to cottnee out of all things
A level ONE cottonee too 😂
Hey, prankster is no ability to scoff at
Cottonee Joe
All he needed was a dark type
.....Or any kind of priority attacking move
@@arandomquark5922 Or a grass type, since they're immune to Leech Seed. But naaaaaaahhh
"Pokemon is a game for kids, not a game for children. Grow up."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of Roasting
He's called the sun cause each roasts give you a heat stroke
That toxic kid is probably extra crispy toast by now because of how many roasts he’s gotten
Not even Satan would shake his hand
@@whimsicaltaria6 now he just burnt
I actually don´t get it
"so Dunsparce, that kid got a full party of legendaries"
Dunsparce: *scoffing Dunsparce noises cause we humans don't understand the language of the Gods*
Good, it's almost an even fight.
Dunsparce has ancient power, the power of the gods
Dunsparce and Snom are the gods, Arceus had full intentions for them to take on Zacian and Zamazenta
Dunsparce is the only pokemon who can't talk human language but can call you a dunce making him a god
@@goldstarburst1984 yes
Beating a legendary spammer is always fun, but it absolutely sucks to lose to one because you know it just gives them an even bigger ego