Memes That Only Men Will Understand
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
- Memes That Only Men Will Understand
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181 donut mem
waiting for bird memes
Do Geography memes goddammit
stray kids memes!!!
11:45
Back is a 3x3 so that's 9
First 4 rows from the side are 9, so 9x4 = 36
next 2 rows are pairs of 3, 3+3+3+3 = 12
Final row is just 3.
36 + 12 + 3 = 51
lions dont have fists so we would definitely win in a fistfight
They might have a gun though. Assuming they don't is what will get you defeated. A true man is ready for anything.
Maximum brainpower conclusion
Well makes sense to me. 👍
Just what I was about to say
I just wanted to say the same thing
"Too bad, you bought paws to a fist fight."
Then the lion would CHEAT and use teeth and claws
@@Lord_of_Proboscidea That would automatically up it to a knife fight, and nobody could beat a lion like that.
@@CosmicAggressor i mean...is a chainsaw just a spinning knife or is it something else?
@@togeluga_the_catis a rocket launcher just a knife that shoots smaller explosive knifes
@@averagetectonicplateenjoyer We are asking the true questions here
"8 percent of men believe they could win a fistfight with a lion"
Yeah, and? Lions don't have fists.
The tagline to the lion one being "Of course they do", is perfect.
I can understand the Study with Men Thinking they can land a Plane if it came down to it. That is after all not that highly unrealistic because at the end of the day a Pilot is still just a human and most things are automated since the engineering team did the heavy lifting. But have you seen what lions hunt? They tussle with herbivores weighing half a ton or more on a weekly basis and have sharp claws and teeth. How disillusioned does one have to be to think that they can beat that with their bare hands.
All men can beat a lion in a fist fight.
Tf was the woman thinking after bringing 23 family members with her😭
Judging from the picture, she doesn't think.
Bro dodged 23 bullets there.
@@xaiano794dodged a magazine 💀
lesbian
"Woman" "Thinking" Good one
Cooking is dumb but did you know that there was only one Panzer VIII Maus ever made but it was never used?
There were parts for two but only one was tested and blown up. The one in russia is a Franken-Maus, made from two dead Mäuse, which is metal as the Maus itself.
wait there was only one maus wtf my life is a lie
At least it had a better fate and utility then the TOG1 ngl
@@ABW941 the second Maus never fi ished completion and is just the armor and wheels nothing inside
@@RazorSharpMC they used the turret for the first Maus.
2:29 was outta pocket how you bringing your whole family to dinner
0:27 deserved. First off, I 1318 day streak is insane and she is insane. Second off, it’s with her ex.
Ikr
First, don’t cheat, it makes you a scumbag and unfaithful. Second, don’t let your partner find out from someone else. It makes you a phony and untrustworthy.
Cheating makes you phony and untrustworthy no matter who they find out from
Priests aren't meant to say what is told to them during confession at any moment even grave criminal acts
Chances are this woman was probably doing some fucked up shit relating to cheating that he had to say it
12:36 that one meme was a whole ass rollercoaster
Well that’s fuckin insane. It’s a whole step-sibling relationship bullshit in disguise
Pov: They planned this int heir childhood
i get the lions.....
but the geese, i DEFINETLY could beat at least 15 geese, 20 on a good day
i stay away from geese mostly because they are loud af but if 15 of them try to jump me i would get my goons on them and give them the knuckle sandwich they were quacking for 😤
My question is are we allowed to have clothes or do we fight those geese naked?
If clothed then yea no prob but im not gonna get pecked on my balls by 20 geese.
8:30 okay that delivery was fantastic
Never bring paws to a fistfight.
15:56 what men have that come close to that is a really cool stick
I immediately thought Pokémon cards
You could beat a lion in a fistfight if the lion doesn't cheat by using its claws or teeth
Or you could win by default 'cause the lion cheated.
Tell that lion to put them gloves on and meet me in the ring and let's see what happens
Respectfully, you severally underestimate my ability to fuck up 20 geese
Only the gay men would lose in a fist fight to a lion because both lions and gay men don't know how to make a fist for punching.
I, too, believe I could beat a lion in a fistfight. Providing that attempting to or successfully utilising anything other than one’s fists in an attack will lead to an automatic disqualification and a win by default to the opponent, as would make sense in a fistfight
4:01 Defend your right to bear sticks.
You never know when you'll need one.
That's a funny way to spell "8 percent of man can beat a lion in a fist fight"
16:05 a 2010 clearance isle at game stop
I feel like it would take at least 2 geese to give me any amount of trouble, but 3 would be insanity.
DIY Facemasks are useless? Funny, because so are the regular ones.
1:38 yo this new weezer album looks great
I could definitely beat a lion in a fist fight
Gentlemen… geese… they are terrifying, they have night vision. My case rests
you cant pull the trigger on the gun if its on that stick sooooooo weakest staff
that's what mage hand is for
🤓
I could fight 100 geese. I have fought a cow.
11:45 its impossible to know for sure, but it is in between 35 and 51. It is 35 when all of the bottom and back boxes have a depth 3 and all of the boxes in between only have a depth 1, and 51 when every segment on the side has a depth of 3
How is it impossible to know? Just count them. There’s 51
Nevermind, I realized what you’re saying after I posted that
lol, all good@@Lancelot2356
As long as it's a fist fight and not a bite fight I think most other people stands a chance
So many of these are just about someones wife or girlfriend cheating and its just sad
The streaker is next level genius
4 seconds in and the least i could say is F for the first guy. He may have taken the L on that one but hopes he gets the W on someone who's worthy of it
I can beat a lion in a fist fight. The lion doesn't have a fist; if it bites me, then it cheated, and I automatically win.
8% of men: "Lions don't have fists, and they can't claw swipe or bite back or it stops being a fist fight."
92% of men: "Of course the lion isn't going to abide by the rules of a fist fight, so hand to paw combat is a bad idea that favors the lion over me."
92% of men *know* they can beat a lion in a fist fight.
51 cubes for the math question i think
8% think they could win. 92% KNOW they could win
Bro I screecged like a bird at one of the memes 💀
Edit: 8:36
fortune be with you for actually time stamping what you meant
Same
Those 8% men are build different
More Godzilla memes
Im just as baffled over the stupidity of people that think they can beat a Lion as i am baffeled over the stupidity of people who think a man would lose to a goose. Either of these groups should not be allowed to vote cause they have lost any and all connection to reality.
3:15 this is true. I stay the hell away from geese and other dudes do in fact think they could bring down one goose per year of age
no not me when we went to a park as a field trip a geese attacked my firend 's leg ohh it was nasty
Or be like me knows how dangerous a goose is think’s quiet to myself I could take them on
As a Canadian I was trained from birth to fight geese
4:40 that is a blood orange it's just a red sweet orange
7:33 bro built like a fkn penguin
"overconfidence ...a slow and insidious killer"
Why is it only 8% those are rookie numbers guys we got to bump them up.
11:45 the answer is 51 cubes
7 (length) x 3 (with) = 21
21 (base) x 3 (hight) = 63
4 (cubes missing on the side) x 3 (with) = 12
63 (cubes) - 12 (cubes missing) = 51
If i got anything wrong let me know so i can change it
The best part of the "Over 3"" and "Under 3"" urinials, I believe, is that every single man is going to homie out and stand in the "Under" line, regardless of the truth.
4:02 That was a nice looking stick. Sturdy.
THE ELPHANT IS NOT FAT, YOU SWINE, HE IS GOING THROUGH SOMETHING! WE MUST SUPPORT THE ELEPHANT THROUGH IT ALL.
I will win the fist fight if you let me use plate armor.
Time for my daily dose of Memes
Mmmmmm cheeseburger
Bro pronunced Wojaks as Uozhaks 💀☠️
He pronounced aluminum wrong as well.
Ok, but I get that teacher's suspicion. It's definitely sus when a consistently below average student suddenly becomes a top student for exactly 1 test.
You could just ask the student some questions in person and verify this in 5 seconds. Instead this terminally online idiot decided to run his mouth to reddit. These are the "educators" guys. And we sit there and pretend they're not grooming your kids for their short-sighted political whims.
11:46
there are 51 cubes on that trailer.
Not necessarily, there isn't enough depth perception to know for sure, there can be certain cubes removed from your answer without it being visible in that picture.
@@voidbitelike?
13:26 literaly my room +1 guitar
1 desk1 chair 1 computer 1 bed, no bed structure, nothing on wall. gg
1:52 “Scarlet Johnson” 💀
16:50 damn Vaazkl doesn't know who Punxsutawney Phil, Seer of Seers, Sage of Sages, Prognosticator of Prognosticators and Weather Profit Extraordinary is😔
How old is the lion?
doesnt matter, lions dont have fists therefore cant fight back without breaking the rules
10:19 ok, but can we talk about the twig growing trough the handle and back into the blade to create a crossguard? That is a once in a lifetime find. TBH I'd be tempted to keep it in the freezer.
is a fist fight still a fist fight if use a gun? I mean I am just making a weird fist right?
man how you gonna be afraid of the water chickens
6:42 he did not have to pay rent for 72 years
I always thought a lion is beyond my capabilities, but I believe that I could potentially emerge victorious over a mountain lion.
I think I remember hearing about a hiker doing this. But I doubt you'll walk away uninjured, wich could be a problem out in the wilderness.
The only lion that I have seen able to have a fist fight was a cowardly lion, so the man wins. 😂
I'm Canadian TBH I could probably take on 20 regular geese
Well, for as long as lion uses fists only, duh.
Apparently 8% of people believe in lion sportsmanship
As a lion, I can confirm that 8% of men can beat up lions in a fist fight
Pro tip: Lions don't have fists
Ok so, about the goose fighting. Once you grab their neck, what are they gonna do? Im probably a healthy amount of confident i can fight a goose.
Nice, now Im thinking about getting an aluminium blanket
Well, I guess lions can't use fists so they lose
If the rules are strictly enforced and the lion is limited to only fists, we can win
1:38 They look like the members of Weezer
11:45
As a nerd. There are 50 cubes on that truck.
The almighty ice sword
now we need Memes That Only Humans Will Understand
😂😂good idea
as an alien i find this deeply offensive to my kind and my homeplanet. Uhhh i mean "ufoşbHWPİFYBPWBYAIOFBOŞcklhfoıwhfkwıhoıifIk"👽👽👽👽👽👽👽
@@enderking6430 As an A.I. I too find this deeply offensive. Wait what? I said "That'd make an amazing and funny video."
The other 92 percent KNOW we can beat them in a fistfight
If reincarnation was real, it'd be at conception and not at birth that the soul enters anyway.
I always imagine myself fighting a leopard, when going on a Trek and defeating it with a knife and bringing back its head back to the city with bloodied hands.
But the leopard is lucky that it never encountered me 😤
16:06 Bass Pro Shop
if he uses his paw then i'm allowed to use gun.
3:16 Geese are not strong physically, they have zero power to back up their intimidation, the thing is I'd rather not hurt the geese, but if I really wanted to, I'd be able to just snap it's neck, however swans are a different story, they can actually back it up.
Malnourished african tribes were asked to stop killing lions with a stick as their coming of age rite because they were killing too many lions. I think i got a shot.
salt & vinegar chips are just too good to give up
definitely around 90% of men think they can win against a lion, i know i could
that is the most satisfying roof i've ever seen, ong
There's actually at least a slight possiblity to beat a lion using the rope-a-dope method. A physically fit human has superior endurance to a big cat. All you have to do is dodge his swipes until he tires himself out.
Bro, that lion jumps you faster than you can see and from there on, youre dinner.
lions don't have fists so it's an automatic win
There are 51 cubes on the trailer because on the back view it's 3 wide so just count up the total number of cubes on the side view which comes up to 17 and multiply it by 3
To be fair.. a lion don't have fists.
Censoring out the word gender is crazy. What a clown world we live in
'Never Gonna give you up'
I know I coudln't beat a lion but ffs why are people so scare of geese?