“You’ve declared war on all South Koreans” As a South Korean I can say at least 60 percent of the population aren’t a huge fan of K pop. Their fans are mostly world wide
The moment the camera started to zoom to the edge I was thinking "this is going to end up on a different website that starts with a p and ends with a b"
Mystery tech in 2023: Ken buys a small Portuguese island Mystery tech in 2029: Ken buys what is left of Blockbuster. Mystery tech in 2035: Ken buys an asteroid
It's day 148 since we last heard the famous line " *hey guys this is Austin* " in his video The last video featuring the legendary intro was uploaded at the 23rd of February 2020
6:50 - Which NDA'd phone is Austin working on a review for, I wonder? Why else would there be a carefully placed stock image following whatever phone he is using.
If I had to guess I'd say it's likely the Galaxy Note 20/20 Ultra. It's gonna be announced in about a week, so it would make sense that he'd have a review model.
1:26: 1:31 Matt: Why is it my job to look at this? Me: Switch Places with Ken. That way, he can take over and big himself a yacht for that mystery tech island.
There will be many gifs
Thought this was a bot for a sec
But how many people will use the yellow as a green screen?
lol
So true
just noticed this is mkbhd I love your channel I'm subbed to you and Austin
For the first time 🤯 the real marques, huge fan🤩can you give a shoutout 😊😊
First 2 minutes... I was just hoping my parents don’t walk in.
Edit: 10 minutes in and still hoping they don’t walk in.
Same with me buddy, haha.... ha... oh no...
Rip bro@@Michael-px2xs
@@Michael-px2xs rip
I didn’t get it
@@weinerfart21 the hypervolt thing looks like a vibrator
Next week:
Austin: Ken!!!! did you buy us a spacex Starship
Ken: Yes
Austin: What was the price
Ken: Your soul
"some days, Mystery Tech goes off the rails..."
And other days, there are no rails to begin with
LMFAO
Rename the series:
" Trying to piss off austin by spending A lot of unnecessary money"
HELL TO THE YES
How to spend "Not" my money show
This is not wasting money Austin plays with all the roboraptors and wonzies after the video ends
I think that was already the intent probably
adult halfway in a pikachu onsie, giving a motivational speech to a robotic dinosaur. this is why im subbed to this channel.
Right
Next time on mystery "tech":
Ken: throws keys
Austin: what are these keys for?
Ken: oh just a 2.6 mil mansion
It wouldn't be a 2.6 million dollar mansion, it would be a 2.6 million dollar dirt shack
@@arjdroid exactly
Sadly ur comment got copied and more likes
@@linkkraft3358 Hahahaha👌
@@arjdroid Yes Ur right
4:13 "Is this just the dumb episode of Mystery Tech?" wait isn't that all of them?
Always has been
🔫
“You’ve declared war on all South Koreans”
As a South Korean I can say at least 60 percent of the population aren’t a huge fan of K pop. Their fans are mostly world wide
lol idk 'bout that girls in Korean schools listen to K-pop all the time
ユーネ / Yuune could be true cause i have mostly been raised in the US but my family in korea tells me so
I like j pop or j rock than kpop
@@eruno_ but you know that is Kpop's target audience, teen girls
As a native South Korean, I can guarantee this comment is an absolute fact.
And I also agrees with Austin, I don't think K-POP is "superior" at all.
Me: can we have Logic?
Mom: we have Logic at home
Logic at home: HEY GUYS THIS IS AUSTIN
Haha 😆 lool ROFL
😂😂😂
There was no 'hey guys this is Austin' and it hurts
logic is retired now so makes sence
That's the 1st thing I thought
Ken: The Dealership takes AmEx
Austin: *Demonic screeching*
@@ragemamba6906 someone took it past 69, now we have to get it to 420
1985: We'll have flying cars in the future.
2020: *plays PS4 on a Gameboy*
"There's actually a LOT of room in here!"
-Guy in child's size Pikachu Costume
Mind you... this is a video on reviewing tech.
"Its a little limp but thats okay"
7:41
*Off screen* "N U T"
Car idea: do a complete gaming setup in the car.
YESS
Indeed they should, but how would they do that?
xXfuntime_freddyXx · Idk maybe if the car has a mini tv in it you could rig up a laptop
@@charlie-uq5ul yeah and replace the seats with gaming chairs. They only cost $399
theBadDaniel Rocker gaming chairs would be so cool.They would probably get rid of the backseat or something
Austin: Do you own a Scion
Ken: Our Scion
Communism intensifies
i sung the theme lol
Lmfao
Robo-Raptor:*falls everytime he's on set*
Also Robo-Raptor:*Starts failing*
Austin: **Surprised PIKACHU face**
Yea it's extra true now with is costume
The irony lol
Literally
Austin: Starts to massage himself
Ken: Slowly moves the camera away for the perfect illusion
1:20 Matt: *WHY IS MY JOB TO LOOK AT THIS*
it was even worse in person he says.
Dummy thicc.
Mor elike 1:30
TOCT AAM true.
1:30
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
this is going to get age restricted lmao
💀 💀 💀
The moment the camera started to zoom to the edge I was thinking "this is going to end up on a different website that starts with a p and ends with a b"
@@austinevans xd
@@austinevans (ಥ_ಥ) pls reply
@@lodostic1015 have some self respect
8:48 it looks like Patrick wants the package
How did this comment not get that many likes. That's a good one
Thats so true man
@@theguardiancustode3962 that's right dude I agree
Me: I'm going to use my money wisely this year
Ken: *bUyS a TiNy CaR fOr $7000*
that you need an 1000 dollar attachment to drive it
Austin: How much money do you want to spend on mystery tech?
Ken: a car
Austin: ''SCREAMS''
I'd like to spend a small loan of a million dollas
Ffs can you be more original the yes meme so dead now
@@bigmaxcc yeah agreed
Yes memes are ded
@@bigmaxcc Unfortunately, UA-cam is filled with unoriginal and dead memes.
@@EpixFusion r/comedycemetary
Linus 4hr pc build tutorial:
Austin Evans with his 14min build: *THE ONLY PROBLEM WITH BEING FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT IS YOU LIVE IN DARKNESS*
Sorry idk
Lol
Mystery tech in 2023:
Ken buys a small Portuguese island
Mystery tech in 2029:
Ken buys what is left of Blockbuster.
Mystery tech in 2035:
Ken buys an asteroid
lol
mystery tech 2042:
Ken buys a heccing aircraft
2069:
*ken buys a shrek helmet*
2069 ken buys Austin Evans
portuguese island has not been bought......yet (still have 2 weeks for the year to end)
Me: Mom, can I go watch Pacific Rim?
Mom: No, we have Pacific Rim at home.
Pacific Rim at home: 3:30
Not many people will get this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@toobluman that's what i was thinking. lol
Nice reference
Atlantic Rim
True just waiting for a giant flipping mecha sword to come out of the arm of lamo bot and robo raptor to spit acid
Matt:- Its not a-
Ken:- It's *OUR* Scion
Communism:- *Stonks*
“Communism: Stonks”
That is dictionary definition irony
SOYUUUUZ
@@dorky2958 nerushimy
“The dealership takes AmEx” that is now a classic line from Ken 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What is amEx?
American express
17:03 disappointed at the lack of the USSR anthem when Ken said "It's our Scion"
Missed
17:17
Rare Footage of Austin Evans trying to go Super Saiyan
*Super Scion
6 months later this has 69 likes(just so we can remember)
Ha ha the likes are now 70
So this went from "how I'll play ps5 on Gameboy" to "our most expensive mystery tech" in minutes
It did
He blurred out his phone at 7:10 bc he’s daily driving the OnePlus Nord
100%
Even I thought that too
I thought that too
I thought that too.
I too, thought that
"My hands are a little numb right now but I think I like it"
- Austin Evans 2020
7:15 Austin covering the OnePlus Nord :)
The same thing that I thought
Abhishek Shinde why is he hiding it though?
I think he has Apple Watch pretty sure he has an iPhone
@@danyfilth7 there have been a lot of times he wore an iPhone but declared his main phone was an android .
danyfilth7 that’s what I was thinking
17:18 probably the best REEEEEE I've witnessed
Rivaling Dank Pods
" People like kpop, doesn't mean it's the superior one."
I totally agree
Well, this was unexpected.
Facts
Facts
I agree
Facts
Facts
17:00
Ken: it's our Scion.
*USSR national anthem plays*
Good one
"PlayStation on a Gameboy."
You mean PlayBoy
OwO
Next thing you know, Austin is going to say he played Halo on Playstation
It's possible with a home-brewed PS4
That’s a SOG reference
Ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh
Bro you’re everywhere
NEXT EPISODE LETS GO
19:22 “I’m gonna make you regret this.”
*Sends Scion off evo corner with ken in the backseat.
that car fell off pikes peak and is now rebuilt brand new.
dedication.
Ken: The dealership takes AmEx!
Austin: *Very angry pikachu noises*
🤣
Every mystery tech!
Austin: “how much did you spend.”
Also Austin: “Oh this is actually kind of nice!”
The unfortunate truth of the tech world...most of the time you get what you pay for even if its 7000 on a scion😂😂😂
Facts
*me watching austin evans on tv: 0:01
*when my parents walk in*: 1:22
Also with the massage thing
18:35 I love how austin trys to make the best of a bad situation by driving a $7000 car his friend bought out of his credit card 🤣👌🏻😫
That car is not even worth half the price they paid smh
My family almost caught me watching this so I had to quickly switch to porn
It's easier to explain
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂
Looooolll
Lol switch something that'll get you in more trouble😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:31 austin is no longer a family friendly channel
UA-cam: nah that's okay give him ads
Aids*
I got ad rolled
@@mylegocustoms3443 😂
@@mylegocustoms3443 😂😂😂😂
@@mylegocustoms3443 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
my first reaction to austin saying we're doing the rest of mystery tech on the floor
Me: FLOOR GANG!!!!!
You know there’s gonna be a “pimp that scion” video
With RGB & Ryzen 7
I think you forgot the b in your name
Nicky V Customs will come back!!!!! Ken must have stole him from LMG.
"It's a little limp, but that's okay" - oh, Austin...
In the immortal words of Austin Evans: ´´People like K-pop, it doesn´t mean it´s superior ``
Repspect to him
Austin: Oh yea this feels good. *makes very sexual noises*
Me: who else wants to skip ahead? 😅
I wanna stay 😏😏😏
Yea me too
Timestamp?
@@sfjlajgeoiuet 10:57
👁️👄👁️
17:09 from here on out my favorite part of the whole video xD
Why does that hyper volt look like a $400 “special” toy
Chill
It M A Y be used for that, ass seen in the video
Because at this point everyone knows what the Hitachi wand actually is.
That is why the Camera panned to away. NSFW.
Yooo relax dude
10:43 mhmm doesn't sound wrong at all ..not kid friendly at all ..not its fine
11:31
The entire first half of the video can easily be put somewhere else...
I like how Austin was just holding his balls in pain when they put the Pikachu costume on him
Me: Can we get a new weed wacker?
Mom: We have a weed wacker at home.
The weed wacker at home: 17:18
Yes
Girls during puberty: Ugh i hate everything!
Boys during puberty: 1:33
Switch to Verizon ad?
Jump Start I HAD THT TOO 💀
😆🤣😂
😂😂😂😂
Austin: Welcome to the most serious tech channel
Also Austin: wears half of a Pikachu costume and acts serious*
r/Wooosh
“(moans) my hands are numb”
-Austin 2020
Inappropriate episode of mystery tech
10:44 what I hear in my parents bedroom every time I even think about sleeping
Ken:buys a car
Austin: fake anjery
15:00 this looks like the fake gaming on a phone in the early 00s hip hop video clips😂
It's day 148 since we last heard the famous line " *hey guys this is Austin* " in his video
The last video featuring the legendary intro was uploaded at the 23rd of February 2020
Wow it's really been that long
F
oh my god I did not even notice.... That is sad.
Yes it has, it's a staple of this channel idk why he changed it tbh lol
Haven’t even noticed it’s been that long
Next time on Mystery Tech:
“Yeah so we bought a house.”
17:18 I think this is his pure emotion. No acting whatsoever 😂😂😂
7:42 Are you guys covering the OnePlus Nord?👀
Medo Unboxing I THOUGHT AND COMMENTED THE EXACT SAME THING I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
I love Austin even more after he just stopped the mic on Kpop stans
17:00
"it's our Scion"
*Russia Anthem starts playing*
Nice
Bur also.......
WUT DA PHUC?!?!?
10:43
"Oral bliss" - Austin Evans
Oh nahh 💀
Ken : throw a big key
Austin : what's this for?
Ken : Our Island
6:50 - Which NDA'd phone is Austin working on a review for, I wonder? Why else would there be a carefully placed stock image following whatever phone he is using.
If I had to guess I'd say it's likely the Galaxy Note 20/20 Ultra. It's gonna be announced in about a week, so it would make sense that he'd have a review model.
@@davidsidrak can't wait for it :o
Note 20? Galaxy s20 fan edition maybe? iPhone 12
iPhone 12
@@austinevans NOOOOOOOOOOrd
Ken: "Hey Austin, what's your best R2D2 impression?"
Austin: 17:18
LMAOOO
Matt: And how about second best?
Evan: 10:02
17:18 me when stores and places closed again due to pandemic
Ken: "It's our scion"
**communism intensifies**
That Patrick shirt tho... (Pause 1:19)
Underrated
Oh
Golden
"I'm not scared of kpop stans"
Holy shit this man has no fear and nothing to lose
My therapist: Communist Ken doesn’t exist he can’t hurt you
Communist Ken: 17:00
Was waiting to see this comment.
i love how this channel went from serious tech to watching robots fight in blood sport
This channel has transcended tech at this point
Nobody:
The cam when Austin is massaging his leg: damn, dose r some noice plants
winch leg?
its to make it sound dirty because without seeing it you would think he was doing something else
@@maxkim3082 men have a 3rd leg. That was my joke
😂😂😂 lmaoooo
@@akimbofurry2179 lol but i wasn't talking to you but nice joke
Ken: it's our Scion
*USSR anthem intensifies*
Austin in a Pikachu suit is gonna haunt my sleep for a good while.
17:19 use that scream sound whenever Austin curses
17:21
I just love how Austin gets pissed off
3:29 Godzilla vs Kong but it’s low budget be like
Everyone: I wonder what 2020 has to offer again
Austin: *Buys random shit off mystery tech*
Ash: can we get a Pikachu mom.
Mom :we already have one
The Pikachu at home : pikastin
The character arc Austin has gone through. From despising the fact that Ken bought a robot dinosaur to caring for Roboraptor's life.
Me: Mom could I have a Austin Evens
My Mom: we already have a Austin Evens at home
Austin Evens at home: 17:18
TheBoss 4107 he about to pop a blood vessel
5:26 “this is the most serious tech UA-cam channel”. -Austin.
At 10:43 ayooo the camera man new exactly what he was doing lol 😂
"I think my hand is a little numb rn but I think like it" 😂
1:26:
1:31 Matt: Why is it my job to look at this?
Me: Switch Places with Ken.
That way, he can take over and big himself a yacht for that mystery tech island.
Austin: sit on the floor for less than one minute
19 year olds:floor gang ohh
YUNG KULA
No you noob it is changed to 19 year olds
Yash Fofaria buddy in the vid (im 14 and thats deep) he said 9 and 19 year olds
16:33 plot twist: Ken only bought the keys
I remember when there was tech on a mystery tech
Good old times
In the next episode of mystery tech:
KEEN, HOW MUCH DID THE FREAKIN PLANE COST?
I like how he used the HyperVolt and tried to run a benchmark test right after
Me: mom can I have a portable monitor
Mom: we have a portable monitor at home
Portable monitor at home: 14:58
17:15 Austin finally cracks