Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep.647
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IS HE DOWN?!?! Tom Segura knows he said "okay" to Charo, but that doesn't mean he accepted the bet, and Hot Ones's Sean Evans agrees with Enny: Hot sauce is the best! Tom and Tina weigh in on the Russia-Ukraine war, and watch a video of a Texan who has decided to join the Russian forces. Then, they take a look at a guy who browns his pants while driving, which leads to a conversation about F'ing when you need to brown. Also, we have another video of Luke Bryan hunting and it is just as good as the first one. The Main Mommies also discuss CP's favorite show "Euphoria" and the new Victoria's Secret model who has Down syndrome.
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The way Nadav covers his heart when he laughs, just like an old lady, is very endearing. Or he might be having a cardiac event. Either way, I like it.
he'd make a mean Mrs. Doubtfire for Halloween for sure
Did he ever do the weight loss challenge? Or did that fall to the wayside?
IM HAVING CHEST PAINS
I wanna laugh
@@guywithalltheanswers6942 he said he's lost like 25 lbs so far
Never thought YMH would be central to maintaining my mental health, but here we are.
Your jeans are high and tight
You didn’t follow Proto bud!
dont forget my only source of news
same here bro, they are the shining beacon of fun that keeps me going every week
A HUNDRED percent
Sean Evan is the man for that! Hot Sauce is the best. Legit LOL'd
Tremendous
I fucking fell out of my chair ahahaha holy shit 🤣
Lol 😂 Enny: ‘why? But why?? Why do you like hurting me? You’re hurting me Tom!’
Hot sauce really is the best. Enny also dropped a "sex is the best". Can't argue with that either.
Literally my two favorite podcasts
got a chance to meet Tom after the Tulsa show, last week. handed him a bottle of Tabasco and he looked puzzled until I said “it’s the best”.. then he smiled big and laughed
really nice guy, was kind enough to chat for a second and didn’t even make me show that I like him
thanks Tom and Christina for being so great to your fans!!
What up Tabasco!!! Clearly the best
That’s where it spits
Christine*
If they use a breathalyzer lock on the bathroom that should keep Brad out.
Should use a breathalyzer lock on the fridge too
Yes! That would be awesome
He'd just shit on the floor or in his pants and crop dust the entire studio
Guess that rules Bert out of most facility uses.
Imagine living on a tour bus with that vulgar animal?
Thank our Christian God this dropped. It was 6 minutes late and I was ready to jump off a roof in my rain boots.
my friend told me paddy was up twitchin late last night
I was about to start feathering it
Ol Paddy is about to be the one flying from a roof
U clearly don’t follow proto if u beleive in god
@@liamthomson1380 trust me, you degenerates need God.
Enny would be stupid not to make his own Hot Sauce. He’s already got a million people that see him. Get some bread
Edit: Hey 625 of you. thanks :) but really imagine he sold them for like 2 bucks a bottle. Dude would have stacks in a day.
And of course the hot sauce would just be called “The Best” 😂
I must have missed when Enny mentioned hot sauce…what happened?
ua-cam.com/video/xQPJ5m0fAdg/v-deo.html
1:30:50
@@debiradcliffe5914 A few episodes ago on Two Bears One Cave they were talking about stuff and Enny came in with a casual "Hot sauce is the best." And Tom thought it was the funniest shit ever and kept mocking the way he said it "HoT sAuCe Is ThE bEeEeEsT" and then made it a thing on the next YMH and wouldn't drop it lol, and here we are
he has to make the best one tho
As a Mexican, I can say that the, INNER City BLACKS, have good taste on the spicy.
Enny pretends to hate the ‘Hot Sauce’ thing but you can tell by the twinkle in his eye that he is secretly loving it! 😂
Does anyone else notice how perfect Nadav’s posture is???
He’s talked about it before. With all the time he spends at a computer desk, He makes a habit of having good posture
I can’t wait for the “it’s the best” compilation. Gotta get it goin bud😬
I saw a “car bois” comment that should come to light.
Perfect emoji for that quote
Ah hundred percent
🔥🧠🔥🦷🪶
Here it is: ua-cam.com/video/u8XXZppArdM/v-deo.html
I like how Enny nods proudly when Nadav describes his shit... He's probably thinking "clean shits are the best"
I think they've said he doesn't shit at work. Nadav ment Enny doesn't shit here, not he leaves no trace when he does shit. So it would be 'no shit is the cleanest shit'
The meme has leaked into my rl , buddy of mine said " damn milk shakes are the best " with not wasting a second replying yeah hot sauce is the best and he just stared at me and I had to explain it which made it difficult and awkward
Bahahahahahaha
Man that look on Enny's face after the opener is priceless!
Love that embarrassing look on his face
He looks genuinely hurt 😂
@@lwarren1241 a little bit of a shock and awe before the sorrow.
Total reevaluation of everything he's done while thinking, "What did I do to deserve this?".
I just see a raindrops on the window with grey filter over him as the laughs fade out and a piano key rises as he slowly disassociate
Democracy in the US was the best joke in this banger of an episode.
regime change is the best!
I bet when Enny rents a house he stands on the toilet to test the structural integrity of the seat before signing the lease
wouldn't he just squat on the rim of the bowl, with the seat up?
When Sean Evans said "You're right, Enny" I had an out-of-body experience for a second.
Tom's and the rest of the crews reaction made it a legendary ymh moment
Same
Enny's face said it all
I heard that echoing "doooofffff" sound that plays when people start to cough during Hot Ones.
"yes I'm piece of shit" will forever be my favorite drop.
It's pretty new and it's already my favorite ever no doubt as well
Not only are the employees at YMH scared of Tom physically because of his killer tendencies, but now they also have to watch their words around him.
Here's the deal man
They need to follow proto or they're done, bud.
@@benb3958 They just lost their lives.
Tom needs to watch his words. He's pretending the word "OK" means something else.
I dont think I've ever laughed this hard. That Sean Evans segment was hilarious, I died.
The fact that Sean Evans went out of his way to use the studio and production team to clown on Enny is absolutely legendary.
Imagine being a huge YMH fan, longtime listener, and when you see Christine in public you ask “do you really love your saatva”
Honestly what else would you ask her?
@Schobe-wan Kenobi I'd be like, "Where does Tom keep the bodies?"
I'd be like show me how those tids fart
With my anxious ass I would get nervous and do it LMFAOO I met joe Jonas dad and the first thing I could get out of my mouth was literally “what’s the funniest thing joe ever said”
Prove it that she plays best fiends. Prove it.
The amount of relief I feel that they stopped pushing that NFT bs is palpable, high and tight behavior, thank you production crew.
Agreed. That shit is a blatant scam and it really rubbed me the wrong way
I suggested it in the comments a lot of people here NFT and immediately think it’s a money grab it’s basically virtual merch I don’t see the issue if you don’t like or agree don’t buy lol why complain so much
@@jacoby6500 I'm all for them making money. I buy stuff from their sponsors, books, tickets etc, but NFTs are so obviously a scam idea that watching people you like fall into the trap is like watching a friend pitch you MLM schemes.
I agree to disagree but I strongly urge you to look more into nfts or buy a cheap one to try it out lol but you do you just make sure you keep them high and tight
@@jacoby6500 no
Holy shit. the Sean cameo was AMAZING!!!!
I swear if Sean had Enny as a guest on Hot Ones it would be one of the top pieces of internet content of the decade.
We need an Enny Hot Ones exclusive for a live show.
Oh my god yes!!!!
And it would be a great way to test his constitution. Do you think he could still hold it all in after Da Bomb?
@@MissBlueEyeliner brilliant plan. Those insides need some capsaicin to get it moving
Tom, you are truly a legend for setting up the Sean Evans thing with Enny!
Best opening of the show yet, Andy’s face when Tim played Shawn’s video: Priceless
It was a great opening for sure, but is it better than RPC’s debut, or fed smoker’s debut? Hard to say
@@kippers12isOG good call, best ever may have been in the moment. top 5 definitely
Glad to see Zollo back! The gang is all home here now.
Brad Pitt dropping the next “Hot sauce is the best” would be hilarious.
we need Steven Segal saying it
When Tina asks, "are you listening to me," Tony's response "I am" sounds like a cashier just asked him if he's interested in becoming a Media Play Rewards Member.
Tom: Charo is holding me up for a car.
Also Tom: I bought Bert a Porsche!
Hot Ones needs to collaborate with you guys on a series of Hot Sauces, ranges from Mark to Fed Smoker to the Heavy Segment, using the phrases we all love and know.
....I like that ....
The weakest one should be called "Touch my camera through the fence." The least funny thing the community loves most for some reason.
Different
The lighting in this podcast looks great. I actually love it. Whoever did set dress, bravo, your hard work is noticed and appreciated.
I thought so as well!
Was thinking this too! Great work guys keep it high and tight 😎
Yesss, set is beautiful today.
They finally fixed it
High and tight for sure
My younger brother has Down syndrome & it’s amazing to see the scale of it’s severity from person to person. My brother & his girlfriend both have mild downs. In the case of the model with downs i do believe she understands the position she’s in. Especially since she is Puerto Rican, a culture known to be proud of their physique. I think people think about it more than she does.
I love how Tom would rather harm people then animals. That man is a Saint
Enny's hot sauce is the new "Dont call me Daddy"
Daddy lalasause.
In this Episode Christine calls people stupid and then incorrectly explains what "average" on a random distribution curve means, while Tim continues to miss the point, possibly on purpose, about the "OK" controversy.
Normal distribution
yes
Right? It’s not his meaning behind the, “OK”. It’s the fact he and the whole team gaslit her about saying the word at all.
ok
Cool
The okay controversy was never about giving affirmation or not, it was about whether you said the word 'okay.' But here Todd goes again, shifting the goalpost, gaslighting his own poor mother. This is arguably worse than Kristen's stolen valor. We will never let you forget this, you monster! #Justice4Charo #OkayGate #ElderAbuse
Bingo! It was obvious that he wasn't actually agreeing to the bet, but refusing to acknowledge the fact that he did indeed say "okay" was some bullshit. Had he just said "I didn't mean 'okay I'll take the bet'" then there would be no controversy. Got damned toktards
Tim and Kristen so R-worded that they don't even know what people were objecting to.
T-bunz has been taking pointers from public health authorities! Look at those goalposts fly into the distance, whoooooosh!
(I say this with love. Be well, all you people out there!)
He didn't acknowledge that he said ok at the time because she's an insane old lady who speaks English as a second language and he knew he wasn't going to be able to explain to her how different tones can mean different things. If you guys don't get this than you are legitimately tokked.
@@N0ahface You seem awfully impressed by your mental gymnastics, considering how wrong it is.
Having known Unk Shine irl, can say for certain he is 100% authentic and consistent. He's a pillar of the community.
If you told me one of them is going to get canceled, id bet on Christine
Here I am, Russian, stranded abroad with my Ukrainian wife and our kid.
Glad I still have access to this fart show.
There's no feeling like killing the enemy buddy
God bless your family. Glad you are together.
@@chadwarden593 💀💀💀 omg lol
Watch for waspes!
Holy shit mommies the quality of this episode!! Extra high and tight. Great job team - the camera quality and angles - turned into a telescope
Thought so as well!!
Mommy's are you talking about mommy's that I know about mommy's the kind of mommies they're like older hanging out with all Burke chrysher and all the other mommies if not you didn't need to stop using mommies
I bet Patty O’Callahan is excited for St.Patrick’s day tomorrow!
Hey it’s patty here, I hope everyone is having a great day it is Saint Patrick’s Day and the sun is shining. We’re going to be productive over here so I think you should have a great day. Shout out to Conner, go out and drink some green beer.
My God. After all this time he got the scrum eaten. "As I recall something very magical happened for you that day." I'm happy for him even if he called me a tiktok for simply observing that the word/s "ok" came out of his mouth, which to *my* understanding was the point being argued but whatever, guess I have a non-average IQ. A blow, but then again to quote Ricky Gervais, "Being dead is like being stupid, it's only painful to other people." So I guess in the end I sort of win. Hot sauce is the best.
👏
Is baby Zolo a better younger clone of Nadav? 🤣🤣
This may not matter to most, but they really upped their lighting game on this new set. High and tight professionalism.
The “okay” debate during that episode was ONLY about if you said the word. Which you did. Not once during the Charo episode did you try to debate the tone or meaning of the okay. These are backtracking tactics to try and save yourself. #PayCharo
He definitely denied saying okay. He owes Charo AND Blanca $2000 each
#PayCharo a bet Is a bet.
Hard backpedal with a car as a gift as well
"Touch my OK though the fence"
@@Nobodyety that's funny Flagrant2 censors comments also
So excited for this episode my scrum is quivering!
The simple fact that Tom has the YMH crew beeping segments out and does not know why... so good.
Christina looks so great!
Good choice Tom, she’s the best.
Who?
Enjoying the pod with a big bowl of poutine this morning. Now that there are no NFT ads to turn my stomach I can safely say that choc sauce is the best!
You watch the ads ? Real chomo move
@@johnnydeleon8210 Their mere existence loosens my jeans.
You said OK and I’m glad she’s getting a car LMAO
you literally CANT spell MVP without Sean Evans. Knocked me out cold w that opener. 👏👏👏👏👏
Pretty funny to think that they both have pictures of a random dead guy right behind them🤣🤣
*Now that Nadav is Irish Catholic*
....i feel we missed an opportunity for a St. Patrick's Live Show.
Tommy gonna get a Mercedes for sure, those farts will sound precisely the way they were supposed to be heard on those Nappa leather seats
BRRRRRRAP!
nah, d'elia just got a really nice mercedes so tom will either have to be the one-upper or have a less cool car than chris. i hope he gets a porsche or something stupid like a lotus
@@maybeaspider3456 its for his mom, Tommy already got a 911.
@@alexcoyg3281 nice, i don't actually know which cars tom owns or rents/borrows. I figured you were talking about charro's car when it came up in the ep, but it'd be hilarious if Tom got his mom a sick ass car that she would hardly ever drive or use a fraction of the power
So his mom finally put the squeeze on Tim. Charo probably sent a few mafia types to let Tim know he needs to keep up with his debts. They should make a movie about this. ‘But Tommy you told me you’d pay me 500. I can’t protect you until it’s taken care of’
I'm surprised she didn't charge him interest.
Tom totally feeds into his Mom's behaviour towards him... It's like he's pussy whipped by his own Mom lol, Meanwhile his wife has to ask if he's even listening when she talks Lol... And it's his Mother that's getting a new car from him now.... How does that Radiohead song go again ' You do it to yourself, you do....' But I guess the Mom drama feeds his comedy ideas.... Which makes the money... Wait his Mom has a point then 🤣🤣🤣
That hot sauce is the best drop was amazing!
Enny's face during that opening gag was the best thing I've seen in my entire life
Enny's moments of existential despair sound like he's auditioning to play Shinji from Evangelion! 🤣
Hey Christina your face, when Tommy tells you about exes, makes me giggle
Theres always a new one shes never heard about
This “okay” controversy is exactly like bill burr’s joke on “No doesn’t always mean no”.
I'm just waiting for Tom to make Enny "hot sauce is the best" branded hot sauce.
How isnt this on merch yet
The "Okay" was obviously you dismissing what she was saying. Where you ran into trouble was later on when you told her that you never even said "okay"
Someone needs to tell YMH about ownage pranks. Best prank caller ever
The Hot Ones opening clip is the greatest thing that's ever happened on the internet
Really ?
@@bwa_8 - Yes
@@masterofallgoons 🤔
@@bwa_8 - That clip is the best
@@masterofallgoons I thought hot sauce was the best.
So it wasn't that you said "okay" and that meant you were taking the bet. It was that afterwards you said "I didn't even say okay"
So everyone is just calling out that you did say okay but obviously you weren't accepting the bet 🤣
Pretty fuckin sure you knew that wasn't you smashing through that glass into a pool so I dont think you would have made that bet lmao
we know it wasnt affirmation of the bet, but at one point it was about the fact that he even said it.. whatever lmao the butthurt in the beginning of this episode and calling some of your fan base "r-worded" is fucking hilarious!
EXACTLY this. As the episode went on, it became about whether saying OK was accepting the bet -- but initially, ya'honor, when ol' Tbunz said OK in a flippant way... everyone except Charo argued that he never even said OK! Hence the gaslighting commentary and #JusticeForCharo.
Sure T-bunz never accepted the bet... but we ALL knew you'd end up paying anyway because of that "OK"!! Charo is a cruel mistress!!
One of my favorite stories out of the neighbor fight, is a transgendered Ukrainian man escaped by wearing his mother's dress and painted his nails, its just such a nice story especially once you realize it's a female to male transgendered man. Really has layers.
18:05, I know I thought of Melania Trump hosting SNL and being in a sketch where she is sweeping money under a rug.
OMG. The opening. "Hot sauce is the best". I can not stop laughing, that was so good.
Good morning mommies! This made my morning! And you bet your ass I'm coming up in May
It's the fact that ALL of you told Charo, to her face, that "okay" was NEVER said! Talk about gaslighting... Also, all the Jeans understand, but English is not your mother's first language, Todd.
Tom just gaslighting us for the lolz
You have to say “okay I accept the bet.” Or “Bet” to accept a bet, otherwise it’s invalid. It’s clear by Tom’s tone of voice that his “okay” meant “Whatever, I don’t believe you”
@@JesusHComedy that's not why people are on his ass about it. If you rewatch the episode, Tom, Christina, Nadav, Enny, EVERYONE tells Charo, repeatedly, that Tom NEVER said okay when he definitely did. Once he saw the tape back, he went on Instagram and made it out that THIS was his problem the whole time.
Going from adamantly saying you NEVER said "ok" to well... people just didn't get the context based on the tone, is moving the goal post. Suck it up and give all your money to your mother.
And the irony to say they’re the gaslighters for misinterpreting his tone…while he’s gaslighting; calling them stupid.
I think he understands the problem was denying he ever said “ok”, but he’s just trying to scapegoat.
The Sean Evans cameo was the best thing I think I’ve ever seen 😂💀
Tim’s use of “you’re a genetic freak” when describing BEAUTY during a Down Syndrome discussion is fucking hilarious
5 minutes later: Christ the mommies do not understand Down Syndrome
whoever makes that ' ...the best' compilation is gonna have to look through every podcast YMH produces. this is gonna be hilarious
Joke WRLD FTW!
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Tina asking Tim if he feels "conflicted" when seeing Sydney Sweeney is one of my favorite YMH moments this year 😂
Haaaappppyyy Wednesday! Hope every one has a good day. It's almost Saint Patrick's day so stay safe. Don't get a duo baabyyy! Also they need a shirt that says hot sauce is the best!
Hot sauce is the best
We up outta here hahaaaaaaa
The new stage lighting is FIRE mommies! Keep feathering it!
That opening clip is the best thing I’ve ever seen.
Opening clip was SO GOOD! Hot sauce IS the best!
Good luck using that “tonal” argument in court, Tom
The opening clip + everyone's reactions - especially Enny's - just made my day.
Take a drink every time Christine whinges ‘I don’t like that’.
Christina's special should be called
"Are you listening to me?"
Lol she said it literally as I read this 😂
Busting inside is like eating melted cheese for the first time, also ive coined it as parking in the garage lol
It’s not that we didn’t understand that you didn’t actually mean “okay” it’s that you said you didn’t say “okay” and that the entire studio gaslit her after that… we know what you were saying with your “okay”
You’re literally gaslighting with this take
We have a re re here. Totally toked
Who cares haha
Just hilarious seeing Tom get the Garth treatment and not realize it
Watch Charo leech Tom till her dying day, and then leave it all to her fucking dog
Most beautiful genuine smile. 1. Christina. 2. Gal Gadot.
So glad YMH is getting into ethics, such a great moral compass
I think there's a fundamental misunderstanding of what living with Downsyndrome means, here. It's a spectrum of capabilities and levels of independence. We aren't really exposed to adults with Downsyndrome across the spectrum very often in media, so there's a ton of underestimating capabilities, awareness, functional will, and self-suffinciency. Just a thought for the mommies. Love you, Jean 💘
So what would be your opinion If down syndrome girls wanted to be in porn industry?
Thank youuuu
Yeah that was definitely a cringey part of the show. They are a little unaware.
Thanks for enlightening - many of us simply don't have any exposure, as you say, which really leaves a knowledge gap. Appreciate you jeans!
@@drmario30 it really depends on their cognitive capacities and self-sufficiency. I don't have Downsyndrome, and I'm not currently close with anyone who does, so I can't speak from experience, but it's really not a black-and-white question. Downsyndrome doesn't equal incapable of independent thought or autonomy.
So funny Tom's mom is shaking him down for cash on the daily 😂😂😂
I'm actually a fan of the less hyper-attractive lingerie models. Makes it less awkward and creepy feeling walking past a Victoria's Secret store when the photos look like normal women modeling the underwear rather than something out of Playboy. Christina and Tom have always been on some Old World shit when it comes to their stance on models
Yeah I at least like them thick ol' thighs. The other hungry women don't even know what's a banana split 😔
@@BadGoyz4Life There is that factor also...
Yeah, they also don’t realize that the new model structure really is financially viable, Victorias Secret isn’t anywhere close to dominating the market, Fenti has been inclusive from the beginning and is now the biggest in the game
Best episode this year. Lucky that I found a podcast with a duo (2bears included) that have such chemistry without a guest. It's awesome. Thank you Tim. Thank you Christine.
Also We might be Drunk. And also also Matt and Shane's secret podcast
Baby Zolo returning was the best news I've heard all year! 💜🙏 Zolo is the best
Christine: over explains the simplest things
Also Christine: doesn’t know the portions of a normal distribution outside the average are the same on either side
Yeah, but the dumb side of the bell curve is louder.
Honestly appreciate the discussion about the VS model bc I think it is actually quite unethical to sexualize a vulnerable adult. Can't believe VS thought this was a good idea.
Soooo I'm Trans and have been a huge fan for YEARS, after this episode I'm an even bigger fan, thanks for being so supportive of the underdogs ☺️
Hit Sauce is #1 boys, we did it!
“Spread the wealth, spread the love, spread the magic.”
What's up there chomos?!