JASON VOORHEES - "EVERY LIFE I TAKE..." (EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE PARODY)

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  • @monstercdog24
    @monstercdog24 5 років тому +1789

    All these years Jason never talked. He was saving his beautiful voice for us in 2019

    • @devilred18
      @devilred18 5 років тому +80

      He's been waiting for the right time to unleash his talent. Dudes been pretty shy for the longest time. Finally learned to love himself and showcase his talent

    • @SonnyBurnette1
      @SonnyBurnette1 5 років тому +24

      2019 ? you mean 1983... Damn you don't remember when he was front man for those couple years... Sting was just the face , exec's were afraid people wouldn't associate well with Jason or the original song..

    • @monstercdog24
      @monstercdog24 5 років тому +20

      SonnyBurnette1 ok that explains why he went crazy he wasn’t getting paid for his hard work

    • @worldfamousgamer9191
      @worldfamousgamer9191 5 років тому +6

      Lolll Amen

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 5 років тому +19

      Soon Freddy krueger is gonna cover "never gonna give you up"

  • @denisejdj1107
    @denisejdj1107 5 років тому +1836

    This is why he never talked. He knew how powerful his voice was. I mean who knew that drowning would create a vocal monster. God bless😔🙃

  • @Alexandra-rb7ju
    @Alexandra-rb7ju 5 років тому +867

    Finally! Someone who actually understands that this is a song about stalking and not a love song.

    • @googoodolphins8492
      @googoodolphins8492 5 років тому +11

      I knew it many many years ago. I wont even listen to the original. But this one is awesome!!!!🤣🤣

    • @larrycider3173
      @larrycider3173 5 років тому

      Be it's not that serious and yeah why wiuldt people know that?

    • @larrycider3173
      @larrycider3173 5 років тому +13

      @@googoodolphins8492 shut it, the original is good soooo

    • @iamamotherfuckingmonster
      @iamamotherfuckingmonster 5 років тому +1

      @@larrycider3173 shhhhhh

    • @Rizal96able
      @Rizal96able 5 років тому +16

      It's obvious as shit the song was about stalking. Just as obvious how "Jump" was about suicide. I guess nobody reads anymore.

  • @williambell1758
    @williambell1758 2 роки тому +794

    You don’t appreciate just how creepy the original is until you hear this and notice that it is less creepy.

    • @magallymambrini5190
      @magallymambrini5190 2 роки тому +27

      Exactly!

    • @BlueTemplar15
      @BlueTemplar15 Рік тому +16

      Yeah, it's a shame though, I think it would have worked MUCH better if they had taken Sting's mannerisms and dialed them up to 11 !

    • @unclelarry8842
      @unclelarry8842 Рік тому +30

      At least this song is honest and direct...

    • @rachelsmith7928
      @rachelsmith7928 Рік тому +3

      I was just thinking the same!

    • @chrism1518
      @chrism1518 Рік тому +16

      Jason’s just being honest about what he’s going to do.

  • @smpiano6605
    @smpiano6605 5 років тому +3411

    When your intention is to make a parody but actually end up making a good cover in the process.

    • @evelynrocksyourlife
      @evelynrocksyourlife 5 років тому +70

      that the best case scenario XD

    • @danieldickson8591
      @danieldickson8591 5 років тому +113

      That's what the Merkins always do. Their parodies aren't just clever and imaginative, they're also quality music and music videos.

    • @masterofthecontinuum
      @masterofthecontinuum 5 років тому +92

      And when your parody has the same message as the original

    • @mikelime514
      @mikelime514 5 років тому +2

      SM Piano660 Agreed!

    • @jbritton823
      @jbritton823 5 років тому +17

      It was actually really good, was not expecting that

  • @vinayak080
    @vinayak080 5 років тому +871

    Fun fact: the real version of this song *EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE* is all about stalking a loved one and the best stalking song ever written 😅😅

    • @snazziera9407
      @snazziera9407 5 років тому +71

      Why this is sounds like what Michael Myers always do on the Halloween 😂😂😂😂

    • @vinayak080
      @vinayak080 5 років тому +8

      @@snazziera9407 Bec do what makes u Happy 😂😅

    • @ashleyyjinxx
      @ashleyyjinxx 5 років тому +30

      they covered this song the right way, and not as a love song since its not

    • @vinayak080
      @vinayak080 5 років тому +10

      @@ashleyyjinxx yes that's what I said,it's a song about stalking a person who u love and without that person noticing

    • @leopardnosepaws
      @leopardnosepaws 5 років тому +17

      @@vinayak080 that song is fucked up. Weird most people mistake it for a love song

  • @Ari-ob9nj
    @Ari-ob9nj 5 років тому +1481

    Them: So, what music do you like?
    Me: *thinks of The Merkins*
    It's... a little hard to explain...

    • @kylegovender6211
      @kylegovender6211 5 років тому +60

      A band that parodies popular songs in the perspective of horror movie villians

    • @Ari-ob9nj
      @Ari-ob9nj 5 років тому +10

      @@kylegovender6211 Yes, that will do.

    • @darthasheth1693
      @darthasheth1693 5 років тому +6

      Remastered...stuff !

    • @mrruberducky8901
      @mrruberducky8901 5 років тому +1

      was that supposed to be funny

    • @richardtaylor1062
      @richardtaylor1062 5 років тому +5

      i find it funny as hell

  • @Garanon5
    @Garanon5 3 роки тому +479

    The fact that Jason's singing voice is so smooth here is just perfect.

  • @DefinetelyNotAnAlien
    @DefinetelyNotAnAlien 5 років тому +546

    Thing is - this is not even bad. Usually parodies are intentionally bad but this is legitimately good stuff.

    • @rascoehunter3608
      @rascoehunter3608 5 років тому +38

      The best parodies are the ones that actually work as their own thing and actually try to be good.

    • @XDruciferX
      @XDruciferX 5 років тому +7

      Check out there others

    • @regiopazzo
      @regiopazzo 5 років тому +5

      Agreed 100%

    • @regiopazzo
      @regiopazzo 5 років тому +8

      These guys are great

    • @DefinetelyNotAnAlien
      @DefinetelyNotAnAlien 5 років тому +2

      @@XDruciferX Definetely will!

  • @nathanforester5993
    @nathanforester5993 4 роки тому +347

    Taking a song that was already about stalking and having it being sung by a serial killer is perfection.

    • @RFSpartan
      @RFSpartan 3 місяці тому

      Bruh the fuck you talking about

  • @engelsseele2
    @engelsseele2 5 років тому +5926

    This song still sounds less stalker-ish than the original.

  • @NotTrollinbro
    @NotTrollinbro 3 роки тому +1146

    Plot twist: These were the original lyrics Sting wrote. Studio executives ask him to tone it down.

  • @seandupuis710
    @seandupuis710 5 років тому +3352

    Stalking is when two people take a long romantic walk together, but only one of them is aware of it. 😂

    • @jamesmeade5490
      @jamesmeade5490 5 років тому +95

      Sean Dupuis kinda like instead of kidnapping its surprise adoption. Lol

    • @kingdomremnant5357
      @kingdomremnant5357 5 років тому +4

      Sean Dupuis 💀

    • @lolikumadesbear1999
      @lolikumadesbear1999 5 років тому +66

      One might think why are so many hearts carved in trees...how many people have knives on them on their first date?🤔

    • @lolikumadesbear1999
      @lolikumadesbear1999 5 років тому +6

      @Stuckgrenadepin You are not wrong there, but I ask "How many" not "What kind of".

    • @michaelkilgore8358
      @michaelkilgore8358 5 років тому +18

      When two people take a long romantic walk together and only one returns.

  • @SaltyPug
    @SaltyPug 5 років тому +6313

    Everyone gonna ignore the fact that Jason’s mom was playing the drums....

    • @THEMERKINS
      @THEMERKINS  5 років тому +576

      Yep lol! His dead mom!

    • @_captain_N
      @_captain_N 5 років тому +104

      that was the best part and the highlight of the video too. for a minute there it made me think of Betsy Palmer playing them cause she was Mrs Voorhees. good thinking Merkins. I loved watching her bop her decapitated head to the beat of the drums. 🥁

    • @HouseLover4344
      @HouseLover4344 5 років тому +42

      K8 Ster no... I just saw Roger Taylor because of the hair

    • @JettMomma
      @JettMomma 5 років тому +8

      (:

    • @mieshocked1450
      @mieshocked1450 5 років тому +35

      I didn't ignore, it was funny lol

  • @ImAFatNerd90
    @ImAFatNerd90 5 років тому +323

    Me: His mama would be proud.
    Drummer: I am.

  • @danielnall93
    @danielnall93 3 роки тому +775

    God damn someone give this guy a record contract already. He has some serious talent

    • @nvsjr
      @nvsjr 3 роки тому +20

      i agree with you man.

    • @its_avi1
      @its_avi1 3 роки тому +23

      Talents, he's stalking too 😌

    • @wrayday7149
      @wrayday7149 3 роки тому +70

      They can’t.
      Told him he would make a killing.
      He said he already does, then walked away.

    • @budhannah1520
      @budhannah1520 3 роки тому +4

      I'm telling you.

    • @ummarah2000
      @ummarah2000 3 роки тому +2

      Agreed

  • @valkyrian7470
    @valkyrian7470 5 років тому +395

    His Mom on the drum set killed me.

    • @dylanhansen2352
      @dylanhansen2352 5 років тому +17

      “Killed me” heh.

    • @zachlor4579
      @zachlor4579 5 років тому +3

      Wonder who the guitarist was

    • @Helvedra
      @Helvedra 5 років тому +3

      Fucking same! 😂😂😂

    • @HouseLover4344
      @HouseLover4344 5 років тому

      x_B_l_e_e_d_x to me an obsessed Queen fan I see her as Roger Taylor...
      But who is that other guy?

    • @laoithemage5806
      @laoithemage5806 5 років тому +1

      Lol

  • @jacobinghoy3551
    @jacobinghoy3551 5 років тому +1390

    Jason's upcoming single
    "Mama, I just killed a man"

    • @rogermeadowstaylor3256
      @rogermeadowstaylor3256 5 років тому +9

      @Dio Dio no he is a zombie so shoot him with a rocket launcher now he's dead.

    • @Redsnowzone
      @Redsnowzone 5 років тому +12

      Mama mama mama
      I shot a man downn

    • @robertbrook8552
      @robertbrook8552 5 років тому +23

      @Dio Dio put a screwdriver in his head
      Pulled it out and now he's dead

    • @gersonjimenez6487
      @gersonjimenez6487 4 роки тому +1

      Hahahahahaha

    • @iceheart6480
      @iceheart6480 4 роки тому +10

      Mama, I have just begun...to chase some teens and take their lives away.

  • @lucimitchell7273
    @lucimitchell7273 5 років тому +464

    I'm continually impressed by the fantastic vocals on these songs!

    • @kristinradams7109
      @kristinradams7109 5 років тому +3

      Hell yes! Me, too!

    • @breeg1684
      @breeg1684 5 років тому +2

      Me too!

    • @evelynrocksyourlife
      @evelynrocksyourlife 5 років тому +3

      ikr 😱

    • @mrjoey94
      @mrjoey94 5 років тому +6

      I am too, it's great. They don't even need to be this good either. It's funny enough as it is.

    • @weisenbergphoto
      @weisenbergphoto 5 років тому +3

      Who knew Jason had such an amazing singing voice?

  • @SpiritualJD12887
    @SpiritualJD12887 3 роки тому +178

    All jokes on this aside this guy really does have an amazing voice.

  • @user-ri9vi9bk6o
    @user-ri9vi9bk6o 4 роки тому +799

    "no water no water no water no water"
    that level of detail is something I appreciate as horror fan

    • @timmholl9238
      @timmholl9238 4 роки тому +37

      As a *non*-horror fan, I must agree: the level of detail is unbelievable.

    • @ElectricalCurrent
      @ElectricalCurrent 3 роки тому +15

      No Water is a way of life, just ask an achoholic..they’ll drink anything but that.

    • @myth8334
      @myth8334 3 роки тому +1

      Jason not fears water. You dumb

    • @pizzalordmarv07
      @pizzalordmarv07 2 роки тому +2

      That just begins in my head and it never stops.

    • @jhgfdsa752
      @jhgfdsa752 2 роки тому +3

      I'll be stalking u ..... by the water .. by the water ? maybe I'm wrong 🤷‍♀️

  • @stevenalexander6713
    @stevenalexander6713 5 років тому +1376

    Honestly, the line "I'll be stalking you" doesn't sound any more creepy than "I'll be watching you."

    • @FlyboyGhost1555
      @FlyboyGhost1555 4 роки тому +90

      Steven Alexander yeah in the ‘I’ll be stalking you’ at least he is decent enough to tell you he’s after you, not let you guess when and where you’ll see him 😂😂🤣

    • @joeyellis850
      @joeyellis850 4 роки тому +71

      "Oh Can't You See, You Belong to Me" that line alone is what restraining orders are all about.

    • @Yxsukawa_
      @Yxsukawa_ 4 роки тому +48

      I'm pretty sure the original song is about stalking so this parody is not far off haha

    • @braindeadbean4848
      @braindeadbean4848 4 роки тому +6

      *no shit*

    • @dubcampbell2870
      @dubcampbell2870 4 роки тому +9

      @@Yxsukawa_ Totally about stalking someone.

  • @stuartcaffrey2949
    @stuartcaffrey2949 5 років тому +316

    I'd love to play this on a radio in public and see if people notice it's different.

    • @reneedillow1792
      @reneedillow1792 5 років тому +14

      Bluetooth it in ur car and drive down memory lane 😂

    • @thekoolaidmancameronbrown8662
      @thekoolaidmancameronbrown8662 5 років тому +2

      Yeah

    • @ItsBalakA
      @ItsBalakA 4 роки тому +5

      People are pretty dumb so probably not

    • @markwalsh6690
      @markwalsh6690 4 роки тому +8

      I just heard the original at work and immediately started to sing this instead.

    • @Firebeat.
      @Firebeat. 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂👍👍👍

  • @ToxicBigRigg
    @ToxicBigRigg 3 роки тому +82

    "You let me drown when you knew I don't swim great" tearing up laughin' man.
    This is utter brilliance.

  • @eduardobittencourt402
    @eduardobittencourt402 5 років тому +521

    Slashstreet Boys should release a christmas song in december

    • @joshuaary3191
      @joshuaary3191 5 років тому +14

      you mean a slashmas song.

    • @joshuaswanson1977
      @joshuaswanson1977 5 років тому +15

      The Christmas album can be called "The 12 Slays of Christmas"

    • @phatboizak9138
      @phatboizak9138 5 років тому +1

      @Im wearing tights that I borrowed from your mum. *Red Xmas

    • @TheSwedishTraveler
      @TheSwedishTraveler 5 років тому +3

      Last Christmas would be fun to hear as a parody!

    • @xXPatriceXx
      @xXPatriceXx 5 років тому +1

      Eduardo Bittencourt lil slasher boy

  • @bobmilaplace3816
    @bobmilaplace3816 5 років тому +842

    I'm guessing this is what Jason does when its not Friday

  • @sarahelizabeth6010
    @sarahelizabeth6010 5 років тому +568

    This was recommended to me
    Don’t regret clicking on it 😂

  • @wilkinstokarev5705
    @wilkinstokarev5705 3 роки тому +45

    So now I'm convinced Jason can sing so he kept his beautiful singing voice all these years! 😂😂😂

  • @DistractedDingo
    @DistractedDingo 5 років тому +964

    For a guy who doesn’t speak he sings really well.

    • @PublixLover69
      @PublixLover69 4 роки тому +9

      Yrs of practice

    • @mirafal6460
      @mirafal6460 4 роки тому +20

      Looks like music therapy works.

    • @Anino_Makata
      @Anino_Makata 4 роки тому +22

      He doesn't speak, 'cause not one of his victims are gonna take his intentions seriously with his immaculate vocals.

    • @long_dennis
      @long_dennis 4 роки тому +16

      He needs to save his voice for singing
      Can’t waste it on taunting victims

    • @StacyL.
      @StacyL. 3 роки тому +8

      He's a killer singer and well, a killer killer.

  • @Connor.SG-1Ring
    @Connor.SG-1Ring 5 років тому +862

    Jason can only express himself either by killing or singing.

    • @lawrencesteele8026
      @lawrencesteele8026 5 років тому +23

      People just never really understood Jason hes been through so much he's just expressing him self

    • @miguelruiz5502
      @miguelruiz5502 4 роки тому +7

      And he just finished singing...

    • @davidbrady6077
      @davidbrady6077 4 роки тому +2

      This is true🎵🎶

    • @diliana_p
      @diliana_p 4 роки тому +2

      Yup I agree

    • @mirafal6460
      @mirafal6460 4 роки тому +2

      Maybe he could try cooking?

  • @lokilaufeyson6591
    @lokilaufeyson6591 5 років тому +553

    When killing people doesn't pay the bills anymore, you can still be a superstar.

    • @pattiemayonnaise415
      @pattiemayonnaise415 5 років тому +1

      😁😁😁😁😁😁😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚

    • @jasonirelan-ig5fl
      @jasonirelan-ig5fl 8 місяців тому

      I thought if you join the Mafia, they pay you to put a hit on people.

  • @knightofanguish7399
    @knightofanguish7399 2 роки тому +107

    Feeling a murderous yet chilled mood right now. Happy Friday the 13th everyone!

  • @lionelhutz5137
    @lionelhutz5137 5 років тому +4875

    Jason's upcoming single: 'I killed a girl and I liked it'
    Godt damn! 4.6k likes? You Youtubians are too kind...but srsly tho give me more 😜 lol

    • @SkyRied1
      @SkyRied1 5 років тому +92

      Can't wait for it!

    • @randomuser6064
      @randomuser6064 5 років тому +60

      Damn your comment revived George Bush

    • @WillianyAmill
      @WillianyAmill 5 років тому +21

      Hm..... That more of a motif for Jack the reaper.

    • @casey19660
      @casey19660 5 років тому +21

      His tour is going to be called "how I can just kill a man" Cypress Hill.

    • @18emdy
      @18emdy 5 років тому +17

      lol im imagining Jason wearing Lingeries

  • @diegohernandocubillos6464
    @diegohernandocubillos6464 5 років тому +590

    It has Jason Voorhees singing about stalking and killing people and still manages to be less creepy than the original song

    • @jasonirelan4487
      @jasonirelan4487 4 роки тому +39

      At least in this one he's being honest about being up to no good. I thought it was weird the way he managed to show up for another movie called Jason Goes to Hell after being dissolved by that acid stuff in that sewer in Jason Takes Manhattan. I was born before these movies were made so they must've named the villain after me.

    • @FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon
      @FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon 2 роки тому +10

      @SorcererOne lmao the original song is about stalking his wife, this is less creepy

    • @wooba1207
      @wooba1207 2 роки тому

      @@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon Ain't that a BITCH!

    • @hexx8557
      @hexx8557 2 роки тому +1

      @SorcererOne No, it's less creepy.

  • @badskull21xd43
    @badskull21xd43 5 років тому +421

    *Jason takes off his mask*
    Me: look at that sexy face

    • @samjones9127
      @samjones9127 5 років тому +6

      That's what the original singer looks like today.

    • @badskull21xd43
      @badskull21xd43 5 років тому

      Part 2 i think

    • @darthasheth1693
      @darthasheth1693 5 років тому +2

      @@NickelConsumer Its Part 3 !!! My favorite and best looking Jason. Can you believe he says he's ugly at 1:24 ???

    • @darthasheth1693
      @darthasheth1693 5 років тому +1

      @@NickelConsumer You asked which one it was and I told you, did you not?

    • @darryldonnelly5363
      @darryldonnelly5363 5 років тому

      @@darthasheth1693 Yes he did ask lol

  • @eubieforever1844
    @eubieforever1844 3 роки тому +51

    Geez, his voice along sends goosebumps down my skin. No need for jump scares- also my fate is sealed the moment i heard this lol! But the line where Jason's backstory was mentioned it was actually kinda sad. The real reason why Jason became my favorite slasher. ♥️

    • @thaeros
      @thaeros Рік тому

      well i don't like jason that much he is just a murderous terminator with no brain ( as zombie jason), like myers that is the "true" psychopath or freddy ( my favorite slasher bad guy) that is both the more and less human a sadistic murderer that too is a mentaly weak bad guy with a sense of humor that is... bad... ( the reason he killed childrens as he was alive is because it was easyer, they was "weak" and it's the same reason he accepted the dream demons pact to run away from death! it's why i said he is the more humanely inhuman slasher killer and jason the more " blank" one ( myers bein the psychopath one like said loumis "this guy is not a human bein"!

    • @Hammers-Mikey
      @Hammers-Mikey Рік тому +1

      Agree! Never feel sorry for the victims in Jason films! My favourite Horror Villian!

  • @rockbarcellos
    @rockbarcellos 5 років тому +252

    Who would've thought Jason had such a nice voice

    • @williamvanparys6858
      @williamvanparys6858 5 років тому +6

      'Tis a conundrum indeed...

    • @psychokitty5602
      @psychokitty5602 5 років тому +3

      UA-cam Viewer why not singing while serial/killing? I like that way better. 😊😂

    • @rockbarcellos
      @rockbarcellos 5 років тому +2

      ​@@psychokitty5602 that would be the best Friday the 13th movie ever

    • @alfonsotorres4580
      @alfonsotorres4580 5 років тому +1

      He's probably both, serial killer, and singer.😁

    • @williamvanparys6858
      @williamvanparys6858 5 років тому

      @UA-cam Viewer Maybe he can be a Renaissance man and, do both...

  • @killerkoala1918
    @killerkoala1918 4 роки тому +808

    It's good Pamela is out there supporting her sons career choice

  • @brytoncarl6203
    @brytoncarl6203 4 роки тому +459

    With each kill, Jason's musical skill goes up 25 points.

  • @admpandora91
    @admpandora91 3 роки тому +76

    "whether with a rake,
    or a wooden stake,
    I'll be stalking you..."
    lol

  • @state_of_decay7287
    @state_of_decay7287 5 років тому +949

    The original is a creepy song. This version is heartwarming.

  • @dr5911
    @dr5911 5 років тому +290

    I see The Merkins,I click

  • @johnchrist357
    @johnchrist357 5 років тому +334

    I like how genuine the quality of this video gives off the 80's vibe and feel!

  • @saltedwithfire4132
    @saltedwithfire4132 3 роки тому +56

    I just wanted to take this opportunity to say that I think Jason is underappreciated. I am proud of him for this display of both vulnerability and this awesome work of art. Cheers.

  • @evilmasterstudios
    @evilmasterstudios 5 років тому +719

    So Jason is just singing a more direct version of the actual song.

    • @alexandraduthorn2966
      @alexandraduthorn2966 5 років тому +7

      Seann Ryan you’re so right

    • @razvanlp
      @razvanlp 5 років тому +19

      Well, if the Police version wasn't clear enough...

    • @simmjer
      @simmjer 5 років тому +8

      You’re a fucking genius.

    • @PKlovesDW
      @PKlovesDW 5 років тому +7

      I was actually searching for a comment saying just this, as I was thinking it myself 😂😂😂

    • @evilmasterstudios
      @evilmasterstudios 5 років тому +3

      Tee pom Seriously, look up the lyrics. I promise they will scream STALKER.

  • @CapnE625
    @CapnE625 5 років тому +723

    Funny how the original song and this parody are literally about the same thing: stalking people lol.

    • @corvus_kay6755
      @corvus_kay6755 5 років тому +17

      Actually i read an interview from the singer that said it's about someone who watches someone closely to see if he is fooled by him/her. But it really sounds creepy

    • @phatboizak9138
      @phatboizak9138 5 років тому +3

      @@corvus_kay6755 Still a great song both ways lol

    • @7907-u8h
      @7907-u8h 5 років тому +13

      The original was solely about stalking. This one mentions breaking bones and killing lol

    • @CapnE625
      @CapnE625 5 років тому +4

      790757 6743 True, this parody has to have something extra that the original doesn’t lol. This parody would of also fit every other slasher as well, especially Michael Myers.

    • @justanotherwarrior8568
      @justanotherwarrior8568 5 років тому +6

      CapnE625 not really. They're not all the same. Jason is a scared, angry kid in the body of a monster. Michael Myers is the physical embodiment of evil. Jason only kills people who come to camp crystal lake. Michael goes to people's houses and kills them for the hell of it. Jason still feels emotion to some extent. Michael doesn't, never have, and never will. I still got Jason in a fight because he's stronger and more durable.

  • @brockolea
    @brockolea 5 років тому +355

    The fact that he plays double bass with one finger proves his strength

    • @PertNearFedUp-bj1tx
      @PertNearFedUp-bj1tx 5 років тому +1

      I'm 17th ~ Q 😂

    • @JR-pp3ed
      @JR-pp3ed 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sith29
      @sith29 4 роки тому

      When does he do that

    • @brockolea
      @brockolea 4 роки тому

      @@sith29 look at his left hand, I play double bass and you either have impressive grip strength or massive hands/forearms to fret like he does

    • @sith29
      @sith29 4 роки тому

      @@brockolea he seems to be using more than 1 finger but I think I do see he plays when he plays with 1 not sure at the angle .

  • @84darkshadow
    @84darkshadow Місяць тому +1

    His voice ist so lovely. Please i want more. Jason must be an angel

  • @duncandmcgrath6290
    @duncandmcgrath6290 5 років тому +495

    Next up : “Every little thing she does is tragic “ and. “Don’t stab so close to me”

    • @David.Calhoun
      @David.Calhoun 5 років тому +19

      I read this in a radio announcer voice 👌😂

    • @kelseycampanella2933
      @kelseycampanella2933 5 років тому +3

      David Calhoun same!!!

    • @lauramabe6578
      @lauramabe6578 5 років тому +15

      "Don't stab so close to me" could be something between Jason and Michael lol

    • @duncandmcgrath6290
      @duncandmcgrath6290 5 років тому +12

      David Calhoun “Rock’n Robby here from W-KLZ radio!! it’s 10 past the midnight hour .... 65 degrees with shower activity through morning .. next on deck it’s Jason Voorhees and the Crystal lake trio, kill’n it on the charts with a 30 minute non-stop rock block” 🎶W-KLZ🎶...

    • @David.Calhoun
      @David.Calhoun 5 років тому +3

      @@duncandmcgrath6290 that's amazing!

  • @claudellejulien3019
    @claudellejulien3019 5 років тому +755

    Jokes apart, the dude who sings this parody has a killer voice.
    Ehehehe... Killer voice... Get it?
    Ok I'll be on my way now. Bye.

  • @Oscarvilchez88
    @Oscarvilchez88 5 років тому +204

    End Credits Roll:
    Me: Turns around and hugs miniature Jason doll...

    • @purpleheart3000
      @purpleheart3000 5 років тому +12

      Lol I bought myself a Jason plushie last week! He was just sitting on the shelf, holding his machete as if to say, "take me home or else." ❤

    • @darthasheth1693
      @darthasheth1693 5 років тому +7

      I want one!!! 😔
      Guess I'll get it for Xmas

    • @samjones9127
      @samjones9127 5 років тому +8

      He's not getting along with my chucky doll.

    • @allhorrorhere
      @allhorrorhere 5 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @dementialmaiden7439
      @dementialmaiden7439 5 років тому +2

      @@darthasheth1693 same

  • @Silhouex
    @Silhouex 3 роки тому +220

    The 896 dislikes are the ghosts of Jason Voorhees victims

  • @dawsonthehoonigan6180
    @dawsonthehoonigan6180 5 років тому +2226

    This guy can sing better than 90% of the singers now a days.

  • @misk5643
    @misk5643 5 років тому +391

    The two people who dislike this song was murdered by Jason
    Edit : Good luck @THE MERKINS for the funerals, this kill count hit almost 600 funerals to do ^^'

  • @DigitalPraise7
    @DigitalPraise7 5 років тому +133

    When he sang Mommy pleeeeease!
    I felt that ish.

    • @UglyHans
      @UglyHans 5 років тому +1

      That part got me to.

  • @abdullaahbinfeisal675
    @abdullaahbinfeisal675 3 роки тому +39

    "I kept crying mommy mommy pleeeeease.."
    I felt that 😥

  • @moodykoala1827
    @moodykoala1827 5 років тому +137

    I’ve never been so happy to see an update for a song about killing people 😭😭😭🖤🖤🖤 take my money and my lifeeee

  • @Phantom-Neon
    @Phantom-Neon 5 років тому +275

    Can't wait for Freddy to give his two cents on this xD

    • @deegriminger3387
      @deegriminger3387 5 років тому +9

      Right!!! I love it when he does that

    • @Mderia83
      @Mderia83 5 років тому +1

      Oh gosh lol x,D

    • @ericshimer6669
      @ericshimer6669 5 років тому +2

      Every time i go near Crystal Lake, Minnesota I think of this. I know wrong geographical area but just the name alone is what triggers it. lol

    • @joshuaswanson1977
      @joshuaswanson1977 5 років тому

      @@ericshimer6669 I drive through the town of Lake Crystal, Minnesota on my way to work in Mankato.

  • @webby8075
    @webby8075 5 років тому +200

    “I’ll be stalking you!”

  • @ashercox7437
    @ashercox7437 Рік тому +7

    Awesome voice

  • @SNISPC
    @SNISPC 5 років тому +247

    Heard - ‘every bone I break’
    Instant like.

    • @OsamaBon
      @OsamaBon 5 років тому +2

      Lol awesome bro nice comment

    • @SNISPC
      @SNISPC 5 років тому +2

      Dembe - 🤫

    • @OsamaBon
      @OsamaBon 5 років тому +1

      @@SNISPC ok bro imma edit my comment too now ❤💪

    • @tracygardner6318
      @tracygardner6318 5 років тому

      Me too

    • @zigfaust
      @zigfaust 4 роки тому

      Def the point when I liked and subbed.

  • @DenderFriend
    @DenderFriend 5 років тому +40

    I love that the original was already creepy enough, and now this is literally about a serial killer.

  • @charliecheese13
    @charliecheese13 5 років тому +43

    Honestly, the voice on this guy is truly impressive!

  • @hoodmyers9495
    @hoodmyers9495 2 роки тому +1

    1:21 😭 I’m crying!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So beautiful and so sad 💔

  • @coreymaddo6910
    @coreymaddo6910 5 років тому +49

    "No water" i'm crying.

  • @carlosnorford9891
    @carlosnorford9891 5 років тому +887

    It's funny because Jason sounds like he's singing from his heart the fact that he wants to kill someone! lol lol lol

  • @Krispytheversatilegamer
    @Krispytheversatilegamer 5 років тому +369

    I don’t like the word strangle...I prefer cuddle with a struggle
    -Jason Voorhees

  • @Dinapus_Olsen
    @Dinapus_Olsen 3 роки тому +1

    Fantastic🤣🤣🤣
    Jason and Michael, my favorites!!

  • @elizabethmamesrivera315
    @elizabethmamesrivera315 5 років тому +101

    When your mom does not let you go to the party
    You: 1:41

  • @snazziera9407
    @snazziera9407 5 років тому +80

    Man... That 80's 90's feeling...
    Waiting for another Michael Myers' single...

    • @luism.4783
      @luism.4783 5 років тому +7

      I loved Careless Sister

  • @iSm1lez
    @iSm1lez 5 років тому +489

    Next single: "Smooth Serial Criminal"

    • @wc7484
      @wc7484 5 років тому +2

      iSm1lez 😂

    • @shelldmill9070
      @shelldmill9070 5 років тому +2

      Lol nice one

    • @wilykat
      @wilykat 5 років тому +22

      iSm1lez I'm guessing "Michael" Myers will cover that one...

    • @MrCRios
      @MrCRios 5 років тому +1

      iSm1lez lmao

    • @TrueZero2
      @TrueZero2 5 років тому +8

      Kageryu Michael Myers Jackson?

  • @adameriksson6921
    @adameriksson6921 2 роки тому +10

    It brings me great joy to know that for some these songs will be the first version they'll hear.
    I'm not a horror fan I just like how amazingly these songs are done. 10/10.

  • @rhymelynsanchez9852
    @rhymelynsanchez9852 5 років тому +70

    Seeing jason's mom on drum have me laughing so hard.... 😂😂😂... I cant!!!!!

    • @JTDyer21
      @JTDyer21 4 роки тому +2

      Oh yes you can...

    • @andywalters8763
      @andywalters8763 3 роки тому

      Jasonisalivegoingafterthosepunksjasonisaliverunlikehell

  • @Aaron_17
    @Aaron_17 5 років тому +148

    This video justifies the internet's existence.

    • @redryder7521
      @redryder7521 4 роки тому

      Yes it does lol. Just found this and have hit repeat 5 times already.

  • @anoneamose4866
    @anoneamose4866 5 років тому +219

    Momma’s precious boy and his beautiful voice...
    Now kill for mommy Jason

    • @devilzdandruff9199
      @devilzdandruff9199 5 років тому +5

      Anone Amose OHH MY LORD!!! So young, so pretty. What monster could have done this. Ohhhh this place! Steve should never have opened this place again there’s been too much trouble here! Did you know that a young boy drowned? A year before those two others were killed? The counselors weren’t paying any attention. They were making love while that young boy drowned...

    • @rhainaweissehexe3899
      @rhainaweissehexe3899 5 років тому +1

      A boy's best friend is his Mother 🤤

  • @ItsaKindOfMagic86
    @ItsaKindOfMagic86 Рік тому +9

    I love the collaboration of talent of The Merkins team. Great performers and talented vocals combined to give the eyes and ears amazing entertainment. 🍿

  • @DBY28
    @DBY28 5 років тому +58

    Who ever knew Jason had the voice of angel...

  • @jstarr7506
    @jstarr7506 5 років тому +131

    This is Jason's best album since he left The Police

    • @coyotelong4349
      @coyotelong4349 4 роки тому +10

      Agreed; I also think “De Do Do Do, De Die Die Die”, and “Every Little Stab I Do Is Tragic” were masterpieces

    • @ЛичищеЛичище
      @ЛичищеЛичище 3 роки тому +2

      ...but he escaped the police, not left it!

    • @sharonnunn4470
      @sharonnunn4470 3 роки тому +1

      The police still looking for him never catch him to clever

    • @sharonnunn4470
      @sharonnunn4470 3 роки тому

      Don't think police will ever catch Jason gone in hiding

  • @Ubermensch9240
    @Ubermensch9240 5 років тому +122

    The No Water part is so underrated. XD

    • @topherleece4531
      @topherleece4531 4 роки тому +4

      Came here to say this. Lmao.

    • @musicstar115
      @musicstar115 3 роки тому +1

      Agreed. Now I can’t unhear that part in the original song!😂

  • @SpiderlordGanta
    @SpiderlordGanta Рік тому +1

    Love Jason mom jamming the drums perfect touch!. Btw this amazing I love playing these on this time of the year!.

  • @EvolPac
    @EvolPac 5 років тому +30

    Growing up I, used to be scared of him😵 now, I'm jamming to his music in 2019💙🎧🎤🤘

  • @goreysins
    @goreysins 5 років тому +204

    This better be the new tune for 2019 Halloween 😊👏👏👏

    • @clarelouisedavies1894
      @clarelouisedavies1894 5 років тому +1

      Hypo Aesthetically i̤̮n̤̮d̤̮e̤̮e̤̮d̤̮y̤̮!!!. 😂😂🤣🤣👻🤡🎃💀

    • @royalelite2996
      @royalelite2996 5 років тому +5

      But halloween is about michael myers

    • @dedge1191
      @dedge1191 5 років тому +3

      @@royalelite2996 Next Year will be about Miiichaeeel!!!

    • @goreysins
      @goreysins 5 років тому

      @@HouseLover4344 Just depends on the type of stores for instance Hot Topic, Spencers, Party City it could work

    • @HouseLover4344
      @HouseLover4344 5 років тому

      Hypo Aesthetically not a grocery store

  • @JaxBlade
    @JaxBlade 5 років тому +111

    I love this so Damn much I would legit buy an entire album to blast in my room xD

    • @ThePa1riot
      @ThePa1riot 5 років тому +5

      JaxBlade You got good UA-cam taste Jax. Always good to see your comments.

    • @pollutedmindmusic
      @pollutedmindmusic 5 років тому +1

      Oh shit? Fancy seeing you here

    • @dustinthewind357
      @dustinthewind357 3 роки тому

      I knew I'd find you in the comments.

  • @MasioW
    @MasioW 2 роки тому +23

    I need the album with all of the cuts! I could loop them for Halloween and be completely satisfied. *fangirl sigh…

  • @wildernessstyle8810
    @wildernessstyle8810 5 років тому +43

    Just in time for Halloween season.

  • @Centrinario
    @Centrinario 5 років тому +244

    Please do "gun or knife" as in Michael Jackson's "black or white"

    • @TylerBoyette
      @TylerBoyette 5 років тому +2

      Golden Boy that is pure genius

    • @Kid98.
      @Kid98. 5 років тому +4

      Should be "Blood and knife"

    • @ralphduran1155
      @ralphduran1155 5 років тому +2

      I vote Gun or Knife!
      Brilliant!

    • @Soultail
      @Soultail 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @markkir193
      @markkir193 5 років тому

      🤣🤣🤣👍

  • @Buffy8Fan
    @Buffy8Fan 5 років тому +206

    Considering the original song is also about a stalker, this one sounds less creepy in certain ways.

    • @OsamaBon
      @OsamaBon 5 років тому

      Copied

    • @Buffy8Fan
      @Buffy8Fan 5 років тому +14

      @@OsamaBon If you mean that someone else has mentioned this before then I wouldn't be surprised, but I'm not going to scroll through the comments before typing mine out just to be sure I'm an original thought. I typed what I thought when the video came up without looking at the other comments.

    • @Visengrad
      @Visengrad 4 роки тому +1

      @@Buffy8Fan Yeah the comments that are like COPIED are annoying. Even if you didn't come up with the joke originally you can still share something you find funny

    • @Buffy8Fan
      @Buffy8Fan 4 роки тому +2

      @@Visengrad Re: comment I made to Rxsulity XIUT on this thread.

  • @traviscornejo6338
    @traviscornejo6338 Рік тому +1

    I've heard this years ago but it was an instant classic back then. Amazing absolutely amazing😢😂

  • @Minebro370x
    @Minebro370x 5 років тому +44

    YES!!! I WAS VERY EXCITED WHEN I SAW IT COME UP IN MY NOTIFICATIONS I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @uncertainsubscriber4815
      @uncertainsubscriber4815 5 років тому +1

      Same!

    • @artemismythos5112
      @artemismythos5112 5 років тому +1

      Same here, MineBro!!

    • @uncertainsubscriber4815
      @uncertainsubscriber4815 5 років тому +1

      You guys are on the livestream alot. @Artemis Mythos , did you go to the concert? How was it? Did you go to the concert too @Minebro 370 ?

    • @Minebro370x
      @Minebro370x 5 років тому

      Uncertain Subscriber I did go to the concert and I loved it!!!!

    • @artemismythos5112
      @artemismythos5112 5 років тому +1

      Hiya! Yeah, I'm more than a little obsessed with them. No, I wasn't able to go to the concert. I bought tickets and was driving there but almost got into an accident due to not sleeping for a day and a half prior to it, so I had to go back home. The six hour drive was a little much for me at the time. MineBro did, though, and sang on stage with Ghostface! xD

  • @whyyoumadbro780
    @whyyoumadbro780 5 років тому +157

    I hope the singer in real life has a band cause he's got talent with his voice!

  • @the_deadly_queen3637
    @the_deadly_queen3637 5 років тому +4

    1:22 that bridge!! His voice is soo good

    • @bebopganymede
      @bebopganymede 29 днів тому

      Such a good voice. Need more of him as Jason lmao.

  • @sassyfernandez8875
    @sassyfernandez8875 4 роки тому +1

    i love these songs awesomeness over load

  • @CallMeEitan
    @CallMeEitan 5 років тому +260

    Moral of the story: Don't camp at his lake...or he'll be stalking you

    • @kenrickkahn
      @kenrickkahn 5 років тому +2

      Duh Duh Duh (High Duh Duh Duh) Duh Duh Duh

  • @jacobrengen
    @jacobrengen 5 років тому +43

    This is perfect just utter perfection

    • @111highgh
      @111highgh 5 років тому

      Unlike your grammar.

    • @111highgh
      @111highgh 5 років тому

      Dude, I just took the shit to end all shits. I filled the toilet.

  • @christianzeimentz3463
    @christianzeimentz3463 5 років тому +273

    Momma's gone, iv'e been lost, got an Ugly face😂 lmao

  • @JohnFahlsing
    @JohnFahlsing 3 роки тому +3

    That my friends was the best parody i've had the pleasure of rockin to. Thanx, sharing, saving, re-playing...

  • @danielshim7550
    @danielshim7550 5 років тому +279

    Jason's upcoming single: "Slash me baby, one more time"

  • @marieleswinehart6077
    @marieleswinehart6077 5 років тому +12

    This is fantastic I lost it when I saw Jason's mother playing the drums 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @lbpvssplatoon2542
    @lbpvssplatoon2542 5 років тому +47

    Freaking Jason's mom is playing drums 😂😂😂

  • @nickpascoe9397
    @nickpascoe9397 3 роки тому +3

    I just got hooked on these fools,last night. Their lyrics and vocal talent is awesome!! And I been sharing like crazy. Going to cull my friends list,lol.