The rocket-powered pootis birds are actually genetically modified. Someone tried to make modern "attack pootis birds"... Things went about as wrong as you could imagine, and now they're part of the ecosystem.
This is correct. It was some crazy Engineer who first created the modern attack Pootis Birds. However, a Demoman (Who was more drunk than usual) mistook the button to the birds cages as a button to the scrumpy dispenser and accidentally released them into the wild.
No, no, I think it was right the first time. He used his woman like a balisong and murdered the cow. He also apparently murdered a yet-unnamed victim with said woman-knife.
The Pootis Bird is a Pootvian creature that is found naturally throughout the valleys and forests of Team Fortress 2. As being a opportunistic group hunter,the Pootis Bird feeds on anything or anyone that they can find in their constant search for food. As for being a predatory creature, Pootis Bird have to lookout for other Pootviary creatures that are present in the skies. One of their main predator, the PootBird, is an example of the predatory pootvian creatures that they have to look out.
@CzMDavid No, they followed Scout there to exact revenge for his misdeeds at the Zoo. Oh, and yes, there are the local Gensokyo Pootisbirds and Pootbirds, as well as a range of other avian fauna, like Snipes, Spyrows and Pyrrots.
Here we find the locals dealing with an influx of the majestic pootis birds during their seasonal migration. As you can see, they are a well organized and compassionate species as they are more than willing to share their prey with one another.
@M30W3R Thankfully, they are all but extinct in our world, and due to the little that anyone knows about them, they are now taking residence in Gensokyo, where various cats, and ghosts have been keeping their numbers low
@shAdowgen064 Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling, By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore, `Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,' I said, `art sure no craven. Ghastly grim and ancient Pootis bird wandering from the nightly shore - Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!' Quoth the Pootis bird, `Pootis.'
@TheGreatBman9 This is quite a complex procedure, but you will turn out ok if you follow these steps in the exact order: -Fake out a German accent and explain them your skills are wasted on this team. -Wave your arms erratically in the air claiming to be fully charged. The Heavies will fight each other to gain you as their mating partner. -When they're reduced in numbers, cry aloud there's a dispenser in the nearby woods. -At that point, make it like a tree and get outta there.
@KlLLAH573 Umm, I'm aware of the almighty Flyper. But Snipes (not a mispelling of Snipers, and the name of 3 real-world bird groups as well) are a different species entirely (still being part of the Flyper family).
@KlLLAH573 THREE, and I say THREE groups of birds are Snipes (seperately founded evolution to Snipey world domination perhaps?). P.S. Buckets are awesome, left there by the Bukkit God of Lolrus on his quest of Bukkitness. And the Scout is probably on vacation, dressing up.
Wasn't there a vid with the pootis bird finding food or something? I know that music from Banjo-Kazooie was used in it. The Tracks were Mad Monster Mansion, Fungus Forest, and Final Battle I think.
![LIL' POOTIS - SEASON 1 [Episodes 1-7]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/NlSRaA0QWHU/mqdefault.jpg)
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at 0:10, heavy wanted to say "poot", but he dont know how D:,
I found your old comments lol
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it is him
Hello Dr, I have depression, how can I solve this? D:
in every vid is an bucket xD
Never knew there are some species of pootis birds that are rocket powered.
It's the diet.
Yea its the diet of that kind of pootis bird.
The rocket-powered pootis birds are actually genetically modified. Someone tried to make modern "attack pootis birds"... Things went about as wrong as you could imagine, and now they're part of the ecosystem.
This is correct.
It was some crazy Engineer who first created the modern attack Pootis Birds. However, a Demoman (Who was more drunk than usual) mistook the button to the birds cages as a button to the scrumpy dispenser and accidentally released them into the wild.
Yukari: and that, Reimu, is what happened to your father. any questions?
Reimu:...how the hell does that help e get donations?
Yukari: Guilt Trip!
0:19 my favorite sound ever
Nah, piss :/
LuuL
WheehW
@@cringecoininvestor6903 LuL
Wait, I don't get it....
Did spy murder a cow using his woman?
Or he murdered the cow AND the woman?
Or did he AND the woman murder the cow together?
You sir! You there..
Shut up and take my like!
No, no, I think it was right the first time. He used his woman like a balisong and murdered the cow.
He also apparently murdered a yet-unnamed victim with said woman-knife.
I don’t need sleep I need answers
Spy's wife killed the cow
Poot
After Yukari's death: Pootis Birds are able to enter Gensokyo
Let us eat Skaut! *eats Scout*
Truly amazing :D
Weeeuw
I don't think there is much scarier than the vacant stare of a Pootis Bird. My Nightmares for the next 6 months
*Throws in 2 refined as donation"
Well played.
I like the part where they go POOT.
That stoopeed Scout thought he could get away with teasing those birds...
The Pootis Bird is a Pootvian creature that is found naturally throughout the valleys and forests of Team Fortress 2. As being a opportunistic group hunter,the Pootis Bird feeds on anything or anyone that they can find in their constant search for food. As for being a predatory creature, Pootis Bird have to lookout for other Pootviary creatures that are present in the skies. One of their main predator, the PootBird, is an example of the predatory pootvian creatures that they have to look out.
Reimu is now accepting donations to help rebuild her shrine-err Gensokyo since Yukari left the barrier open. Goddammit Yukari.
This map is really good in Vs. Saxton Hale mode if everyone camps the hill behind the shrine.
''Let us eat scout''
then they ate scout.
Pootbird= Doesn´t say poot
PootisBirds= Doesn´t say pootis, DAFUQ?
"The Birds" in a nutshell
seeing the pootbirds popping out of the tree as they go "POOT" cracks me up! :D
Yes this is Hakurei Shrine from Touhou, it's used as a Saxton Hale map but also as a mod that replaces Saxton Hale whit touhou characters.
the most graceful creatures in the animal world: the pootis bird
Sniper: Holy Dooley!
Pootis: *sniff sniff* Poot!
Lolz at pootis' face
@CzMDavid No, they followed Scout there to exact revenge for his misdeeds at the Zoo. Oh, and yes, there are the local Gensokyo Pootisbirds and Pootbirds, as well as a range of other avian fauna, like Snipes, Spyrows and Pyrrots.
It's gonna be a _bitch_ to build a birdhouse for those things.
@Elssuh it is. the map is "vsh_hakurei shrine"
STBlackST is a touhou fan.
*Reimu comes back after shopping*
*Saw the Pootis birds on her Donation Box*
HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY DONATION BOX!!!!
*Furiously rage*
Pootis Birds eat Reimu
Ded, notbigsouprice
The Poot birds: new youkai in Gensokyo. :D
Sniper: "Clever Bird...."
Here we find the locals dealing with an influx of the majestic pootis birds during their seasonal migration. As you can see, they are a well organized and compassionate species as they are more than willing to share their prey with one another.
I don't consider myself an avian expert, but I'm glad I can recognise this particular species. It helps me figure out if I should be running or not.
Poor Scout.
He was just defending the donations.
@M30W3R Thankfully, they are all but extinct in our world, and due to the little that anyone knows about them, they are now taking residence in Gensokyo, where various cats, and ghosts have been keeping their numbers low
ASSEMBLE THE SNIPERS FOR THE HUNT
that face all the ppotis birds had was downright hilarious XD
That one Pootis Bird had a flawless proposition about the scout
This is all Yukari's doing.
"I murdered your cow with my woman too" LOL!!!!!!!!!
@SpeedyLizzard14 What donations? It was Hakurei Shrine.
Yukari has been infected with the Rubberfruit virus.
That'll teach Scout to hog all the sandviches.
0:24
"clever girl"
New movie idea
"The Pootisbirds"
5 years... Still beautiful.
@Blackdapple
You know how much Yukari loves to confuse Reimu.
What a beautiful ritual of the rare pootis birds.
Reimu: "The fuck are these at My Shrine?"
0:07 Heavy is a Missile.
Lool. -The "agreement" vocalization of Pootisbirds.
No Random Critical Hits... Pootis Bird - FAIR :U
Pootis birds! They're all over Gensokyo!
That was genius.
@wastedshark11
Notice the shrine doors are barricaded shut....
Nive Stereo edition , really love it , nice job :3
Let us eat scout.
@STBlackST
M-my map... is being used in an epic gmod video.... O___O
I'm so happy! Thank you :D
0:24 Clever girl
The birds are POOTing. Isn't it beautiful?
The (pootis)Birds.
Definitely the best Poot-based compund in UA-cam!
Pootis birds
cause tweeting is way too mainstream.
@shAdowgen064 Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
`Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,' I said, `art sure no craven.
Ghastly grim and ancient Pootis bird wandering from the nightly shore -
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!'
Quoth the Pootis bird, `Pootis.'
Reimu: YUKARI, WHY THE HELL DID YOU LET THESE HUMANS THROUGH THE DAMN BORDER?!
I'm pretty sure the map is "vsh_Hakurei_Shrine_v2a"
Reimu will be angry...
After 12 times watching this insane video, i've realized of the map and the hat of Scout...
meanwhile at hakurei shrine...
It's pootis season.
Hakurei Shrine!
Nice Shinto Shrine...
OH MY GOD! SPY KILLED MY COW!
LET US EAT SCOUT!
So Pootis birds stole Reimus DONATION BOOOOOOX!!!!!
Pootis bird videos, I require MOAR
*sniff sniff* poot! :3
aaahh piss...
I wish there was a 10 minute-long parody of "The Birds" by Alfred Hitchcock with the Pootis Bird. That would be hilarious.
Nobody ever donates to the Hakurei shrine because they're afraid of the wild pootis birds. Try as she might, Reimu can't get rid of them.
Hmm, I just noticed that there's a bucket in all of STBlackST's videos.
Maybe STBlackST has a thing for Kisume?
Tears started to steam down my cheeks when i pressed play. Now I'm a plane.
SCOUT US LET EAT!
Spy why did you do this to my cow
0:24
Clever girl....
@TheGreatBman9 This is quite a complex procedure, but you will turn out ok if you follow these steps in the exact order:
-Fake out a German accent and explain them your skills are wasted on this team.
-Wave your arms erratically in the air claiming to be fully charged. The Heavies will fight each other to gain you as their mating partner.
-When they're reduced in numbers, cry aloud there's a dispenser in the nearby woods.
-At that point, make it like a tree and get outta there.
DAMN NATURE U SCARY
@KlLLAH573 Umm, I'm aware of the almighty Flyper.
But Snipes (not a mispelling of Snipers, and the name of 3 real-world bird groups as well) are a different species entirely (still being part of the Flyper family).
I haven't laughed so hard in a good long while.
Well, this was recommended to me.
alpha pootis:"let us eat scout"
pootis:pootis
scout:"ahhhhhhhhhhh"
sniper:"hoy doly"
pootis:poot
@SuperJonnyMario maybe the fact that this clip takes place at a Japanese shrine is what's reminding you of that?
SOOOoooo... Pootidbirds live in Gensokyo?
@Elssuh it is i met the devloper of the map he always make touou maps for TF2 since there a touhou mod for TF2
LOLOLOLOLOL!
Hakurei Shrine For the win!
I'll give you a cookies for using a Hakurei map... :s
@Chirostenotes Not Snipers.
Flypers.
As well as Snyphurrs (don't mess with those, even well-trained youkai exterminators stay well clear of them).
Atleast they added bird heads to make it more terrifying.
flappy pootis
@KlLLAH573 THREE, and I say THREE groups of birds are Snipes (seperately founded evolution to Snipey world domination perhaps?).
P.S. Buckets are awesome, left there by the Bukkit God of Lolrus on his quest of Bukkitness. And the Scout is probably on vacation, dressing up.
Shintoism. Hence the Hakurei shrine? .__.
clever girl
Wasn't there a vid with the pootis bird finding food or something? I know that music from Banjo-Kazooie was used in it. The Tracks were Mad Monster Mansion, Fungus Forest, and Final Battle I think.
HO NO! RUN SCOUTS!