A friend of mine actually ruined an EST seminar when they presenter made the mistake of pointing to him and asking him if he had any questions. The long and short of it is, my friend cost the guy everyone in the room from signing up for the paid seminar. 🤣
Wow, time capsule. Did this sketch with a classmate for high school drama class. We hadn't even seen it to know how to play it, we just pulled the transcript off the internet. I'm glad there's no tape of it.
"When I was 3 years old I didn't quite understand the value of a - Wait a second! How many people are watching Gord kiss money?" Nearly spit my coffee up. I could watch at least fifteen minutes of this skit. Easily one of the best KITH skits ever.
Or, the Kids must have seem their share of motivational speakers themselves before writing this sketch. I don't wanna sound like the old guy here, but salesmen and the like have been using this same shitck since the 70s, and probably way before that.
@@yaosio The Kids in the Hall had there own special ways to finish sketches that seemed to have no viable ending in sight. Check out "Creative Possibilities".
Let me ask you a question. How many of you have UA-cam channels? All of you! And how many of you would like more subscribers? What If I told you that you already have one million potential subscribers? Would that interest you?
Omg! I remember living through the days of money making schemes. Herbalife and Amway to name the biggest. And I love how they were exactly like this, telling you how you can make millions without saying how, just buy the seminar and watch it work.
My father sold some Amway (or at least tried) when I was a child in the early 80's. He worked at Chrysler, and that was a very popular so-called side hustle at their plant long before anyone coined the term "side hustle". He eventually gave it up, not too sure why. Think people just got tired of Amway...he made some extra money for a bit, but it just dried up, I guess...
Trump University was a guide to house flipping and a pretty good one. Granted house flipping takes, resources, effort, and skill so most people probably did nothing with the info. It wasn't a get rich quick scheme...it was a blueprint for a grind that requires a lot of work.
The reason why some people mention that this feels like a lot of the current UA-cam financial gurus and a scam artists it's because it has always been this way. Always. The only thing that has changed is that now there's way more of them
I've had a lot of success in...selling many things. I mean legally. I succeeded most on the telephone, not very well in person. But man I was always either the best, or at LEAST top 3-5 sales in the office. I think it's fun. The psychology is fun!
Trump University was a guide to house flipping and a pretty good one. Granted house flipping takes, resources, effort, and skill so most people did nothing with the info. It wasn't a get rich quick scheme...it was a blueprint for a grind that requires a lot of work.
I love KITH, but I never was much of a fan of these types of sketches. I get it: yuppies They pretty much are saying the same things in every sketch. However, I do like the Danny Husk sketches. Maybe I feel like the others lack any kind of focus or narrative.
Apparently, you don’t get it. This is a skit that lampoons how seminars talk a great deal but never say much of anything at all. There is no real help or advice anywhere to be found here.
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You just learned exactly EVERYTHING there is to be learned at a motivational seminar! No need to ever pay for one!!!
A friend of mine actually ruined an EST seminar when they presenter made the mistake of pointing to him and asking him if he had any questions. The long and short of it is, my friend cost the guy everyone in the room from signing up for the paid seminar. 🤣
This is one of their best. It is very close to the real thing.
spot on actually depends how deep in the country you are😅
They definitely nailed it.
We were holding a seminar in Seattle... we conduct these seminars all over the world, but mostly, in Seattle...
This resembles 99% of the financial gurus on UA-cam.
They really were ahead of their time
LinkedIn*
That was literally my first thought. This is not the first time I see one of their skits that feels accurately current.
Not to mention the MLM babes.
Bitcoin!
I live how Mark could viably just pursue this career if he felt like it. Salesman Realness.
You live??
@@jonhohensee3258 live laugh love
@@jerrysizzler44 - You live??
"How many people here have been hit by lightening? Oh OK all of you." I'm dying.
lightning
Wow, time capsule. Did this sketch with a classmate for high school drama class. We hadn't even seen it to know how to play it, we just pulled the transcript off the internet. I'm glad there's no tape of it.
Yet another brilliant sketch from a brilliant show.
"When I was 3 years old I didn't quite understand the value of a - Wait a second! How many people are watching Gord kiss money?" Nearly spit my coffee up. I could watch at least fifteen minutes of this skit. Easily one of the best KITH skits ever.
lmao lmao lmao yes yes same spot
This is what I hear when Tony Robbins is speaking.
Tony Robbins is one of the most obnoxious freaks on the planet.
Wow, present day motivational speakers must have seen this!
Or, the Kids must have seem their share of motivational speakers themselves before writing this sketch.
I don't wanna sound like the old guy here, but salesmen and the like have been using this same shitck since the 70s, and probably way before that.
“Wow... The Italians” 😂😂😂😂
This skit was the inspiration for Glenngary Glen Ross.
This might be the greatest motivational sesh I've ever seen. And I'm over 55.
Just like a Nikken/Amway/ Herbalife presentation. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Now thats money momentum
Absolutely brilliant!
How much funnier were these guys than SNL?
as I understand it they wrote for snl back when it was funny, and the crazier stuff stayed in this show.
“And DONT. Let your BANKER. Tell ya DIFFERENT!” deserved a bigger laugh.
This is exactly like every time someone tries to sell bitcoin to me..
“And money never says no”
lol these guys, great skit!
I’m heading down to the bank to withdraw my $2,000,000, and I’m NOT going to let them tell me different!
"Alright, listen carefully;
different."
Arrest for bankrobery?
I love this story
As a fat kid from Seattle... I'm in!
“How many of you had the experience of living in a trailer park that exploded? 🤚 All of you!!!” 🤣
wow! the italians!
I met these guys!
How many people suppressed a gag reflex watching Gord eat that money?
Before he actually put the money in his mouth, I was gagging!!
reminds me of Bitconnect!
That's some great casting, the smiling dude in the front row with the giant hairdo!
he's gotta hockey game right after this
Ending a sketch is not easy. Even for the best
Monty Python would have the bad sketch police show up to arrest everybody for not ending the sketch properly.
@@yaosio The Kids in the Hall had there own special ways to finish sketches that seemed to have no viable ending in sight. Check out "Creative Possibilities".
@@mickeyrube6623 their
Joshua - not true
Judging by the luck of the audience there's a good chance that whatever crap they're trying to pull would actually work somehow.
I'd buy that, for a dollar!
I'm gonna go neck with some money. lol
I keep waiting for them to say something but it never happens.
Everybody in the audience had been hit by lightning.
Exactly.
Are these the same characters that sold poreef?
They are.
Yup there is also a sketch where they are selling DVDs to kids in a hospital.
@@thepayne7862 And don't forget about the self-playing piano at the mall.
@@cityhawk i had forgotten about that one.
Everyone in the presentation's audience is now dead.
Not Gene
Wow, the Italians
"How many people here have been hit by lightning?"
Those suit prices don't seem as steep as they used to be...
To make money I just need a piece of chalk. I feel great now.
Fucking brilliant !
Money momentum kids in the hall
Some good info in there.
Money Momentum and very Funny but very Cruel are phases that have been in vocabulary since first seeing this on HBO late night Friday.
What do you call a person who grew up in Seattle but now lives somewhere else? A Seattle lite . Ha ha . I'll show myself out .
the guy raised both his hands lol
UA-cam ads today.
Totally my idea of what a suit should look like.
"__________" fawk yeah
Tsss
Let me ask you a question. How many of you have UA-cam channels? All of you! And how many of you would like more subscribers? What If I told you that you already have one million potential subscribers? Would that interest you?
Omg! I remember living through the days of money making schemes. Herbalife and Amway to name the biggest. And I love how they were exactly like this, telling you how you can make millions without saying how, just buy the seminar and watch it work.
Oh yeah. I never listened to them back then. 😂
Sadly they are still going quite strong. Mostly they've switched to online MLMs and they are everywhere these days. I think it's quite sad.
Wush
Gonna take a quick SURVEY
My father sold some Amway (or at least tried) when I was a child in the early 80's. He worked at Chrysler, and that was a very popular so-called side hustle at their plant long before anyone coined the term "side hustle". He eventually gave it up, not too sure why. Think people just got tired of Amway...he made some extra money for a bit, but it just dried up, I guess...
This is every get rich quick seminar in a nutshell.
all of you!
not the man in the eleven hundred dollar suit...c'mon!!
Nice GOB reference!
This is the same philosophy behind the evangelical Christians who preach the “prosperity gospel”.
Too true.
A seminar at Trump University!
that fucker is exactly like these guys.
Yuuuge seminar!
@@BettinaBalser - I know right, funny, charismatic, likeable...
spoken like a true winner with no winnings
Trump University was a guide to house flipping and a pretty good one. Granted house flipping takes, resources, effort, and skill so most people probably did nothing with the info. It wasn't a get rich quick scheme...it was a blueprint for a grind that requires a lot of work.
How many people here have been hit by lightning? oh ok all of you
The reason why some people mention that this feels like a lot of the current UA-cam financial gurus and a scam artists it's because it has always been this way. Always. The only thing that has changed is that now there's way more of them
Guys like this travel all over the flyover states doing seminars like this, common as houseflies.
Houseflies is a perfect way to put it. 👍
Dung beetles.
You lost me...
Front door? Already got one, thank you.
Whoa whoa whoa... I'm gonna tell you something, and I don't want you to take it personally... but you're not a very good UA-cam commenter, are you?
THERE'S A GUY.
Buy this vacuum.
Pull some out and hoark it back
28 people have no money momentum
Now while he’s kissing money haha
1:42 MMT in a nutshell
Genius ........
🤣🤣🤣🤣
So ..is this about Primerica ? Lol
Sums up NFTs and crypto bros
But wait... There's more!! Classic sales pitches of pyramid schemes...
I've had a lot of success in...selling many things. I mean legally. I succeeded most on the telephone, not very well in person. But man I was always either the best, or at LEAST top 3-5 sales in the office. I think it's fun. The psychology is fun!
I have money momentum!
Wow. The Italians.
Aren't these the same guys selling Por-eef? And isn't "Gord" the one trying to lease underwear from a dude on the laundromat?
Did David Byrne write this script? Because it is a road to nowhere. A long road...
This is what Gary Vee would be like if he had a friend
Hiliarous🤖
Tai Lopez
Too bad it ended before telling me how I could make all that money.
I can year Jess from RLM in the audience...maybe
Forex flashbacks...
👁️👄👁️
We've got 2 million dollars now!
Yeah, but it's Canadian dollars...what is that, like 50 bucks?
Seattle Canada.
Funkmike You only wish you had 2 million Canadian dollars!
YOURE NOT PAUL BELLINI AND YOU SHOULDNT PRETEND YOU ARE. THERE I SAID IT.
Trump university classes are online now I see.
Good one.
Trump University was a guide to house flipping and a pretty good one. Granted house flipping takes, resources, effort, and skill so most people did nothing with the info. It wasn't a get rich quick scheme...it was a blueprint for a grind that requires a lot of work.
Bank vaults would suffocate you eventually
Because all the air would be taken up by your money potential.
While hes kissing money
I don’t get it
Making you the sucker, rube, chump, mark, tool. Trump loves the poorly educated
they never say anything of substance or give any real advice, like in most seminars
I love KITH, but I never was much of a fan of these types of sketches. I get it: yuppies They pretty much are saying the same things in every sketch. However, I do like the Danny Husk sketches. Maybe I feel like the others lack any kind of focus or narrative.
Go neck with some money you fucking loser.
He is a winner with no winnings.
Apparently, you don’t get it. This is a skit that lampoons how seminars talk a great deal but never say much of anything at all. There is no real help or advice anywhere to be found here.
Laugh all you want. Their system really works. I just typed in $2,000,000 right from my phone.
How many people here have struck by lightning?😅
Wow, the Italians