When Both Of Your Parents Are U.S. Marines. Mary Gallagher

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  • When both of your parents are U.S. Marines, it can make for some pretty interesting conversations, or at least that's been the case for Mary Gallagher. In this clip from her first ever Dry Bar Comedy special Mary Gallagher talks about her parents, her daughter, and what it's like being newly single. Whether you're someone who has military parents. or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from Mary Gallagher is sure to keep you entertained from start to finish.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 214

  • @TheAgiovannym
    @TheAgiovannym 7 місяців тому +22

    Work in progress. She’s getting the hang of it. Stick with it and you’ll get better

  • @Blacksonaudio
    @Blacksonaudio 7 місяців тому +56

    Great material. I chuckled a few times. Think the delivery was just missing something . Hope to see more of her though cause some of it was really good.

    • @MomentsInTrading
      @MomentsInTrading 7 місяців тому +9

      This comment sums up my feelings as well. Most of the material was good, but the delivery seemed a bit unenthusiastic. I’m not sure how else to put it. It’s like- It could get the audience rolling, but it’s missing some umphh.

    • @toddstarkey6820
      @toddstarkey6820 7 місяців тому

      Yeah. She is hot

  • @kwg5044
    @kwg5044 7 місяців тому +29

    Omg. I laughed at nobody laughing at your donut in the middle joke. You're on fire darlin'

    • @paulvamos7319
      @paulvamos7319 7 місяців тому +4

      😂 Agree 💯👍

    • @kwg5044
      @kwg5044 7 місяців тому +2

      @@paulvamos7319 are you a veteran? Not trying to be confrontational, I just think her audience is a people of rougher stuff

    • @paulvamos7319
      @paulvamos7319 7 місяців тому +4

      @@kwg5044 I never got the pleasure to serve but my family is military. My grandma put the wiring in the wings of the planes my grandpa jumped out of as an Airborne Ranger in WW2! My mom was M.A.S.H. in Vietnam and both mom and grandpa had P.T.S.D. 😢 I have a daughter who is German in the German Marines as a sniper! I figured she was funny and I heard a bit of laughter especially when she said she moved from California to the US! 🤣

    • @toddstarkey6820
      @toddstarkey6820 7 місяців тому +2

      @@kwg5044A few “Trump is bad” jokes would have won that audience for sure. And yes, I am a veteran. Somehow, I think this young lady will make it, we will see her again.

  • @12thDecember
    @12thDecember 7 місяців тому +29

    "impeached by two-thirds of the house." 😄

    • @paulvamos7319
      @paulvamos7319 7 місяців тому +2

      😂 I imagine it was her and the dog! 😅

    • @AdManOfChaos
      @AdManOfChaos 7 місяців тому +1

      I’m trying to figure out who was the remaining third

    • @paulvamos7319
      @paulvamos7319 7 місяців тому +1

      @@AdManOfChaos he was 🤣

  • @ironfistgaming8945
    @ironfistgaming8945 Місяць тому +2

    I dont understand why people werent laughing as much cuz she was amazing!!! This was really good set!!!

  • @cojones8518
    @cojones8518 7 місяців тому +25

    Little 5 yo Mary: "Mom! Dad! Have you seen my crayons?"
    Mom:
    Dad: Rah!

    • @john2g1
      @john2g1 7 місяців тому +1

      So few people will get close to getting that joke.
      As an Army vet I laughed harder than I... No... I laughed the exact amount warranted.

    • @durnhand9524
      @durnhand9524 7 місяців тому

      This was funnier than the whole video

  • @jayboogie7956
    @jayboogie7956 7 місяців тому +10

    A+ for effort

  • @markmitchell457
    @markmitchell457 7 місяців тому +83

    The timing was off. Keep working on it. Don't give up.

    • @jonathanparnell3175
      @jonathanparnell3175 7 місяців тому +6

      the timing and cadence is off, good point. She also needs a better facial reaction and better confidence at punch lines. Don't wait for people to laugh to know you're funny. Know you're funny, be confident, and the laughs will come.

    • @eponymousIme
      @eponymousIme 7 місяців тому +2

      That was my impression, too. Material was pretty good, but the rhythm of the delivery needs to be tighter.

    • @KieroSi
      @KieroSi 6 місяців тому

      @@jonathanparnell3175she's a character actress, this is her schtick... so, her standup has always been like this. Yeah, it does feel like she could do better with a solid workshop and hanging out with more rowdy but down and out comics; the kind of crowd you're constantly workshopping material with or doing rapid fire battles. But don't expect her to... she's been on nationwide late night talk shows and played spots on top sitcoms. It's hard to get a standup to refine their act and stage persona, when they have other means of opening doors and have been performing for years. Heck, it's difficult to get any ol' dawg to learn new tricks. Hence, most comics repeat the same acts every special.. other performers are the same way. Too many the greats (well, those that served as teachers/mentors) have passed, plus so many working opportunities now... few feel the need to improve and instead just shop around for another venue. It's a shame, really.

    • @DenOfVipers
      @DenOfVipers 2 місяці тому

      all three of the men in this thread have never pleased a woman in their lives

  • @kargen1963
    @kargen1963 7 місяців тому +16

    I think she did well. Has a lot of potential, but needs to work on delivery, engagement, and segues.

  • @tripresidue
    @tripresidue 7 місяців тому +3

    I like it when y'all upload the ones that aren't good and leave the comments open.

  • @marioStortuga
    @marioStortuga 7 місяців тому +34

    I get the moving back to the US from California

    • @toddstarkey6820
      @toddstarkey6820 7 місяців тому +1

      That was a keeper. She has promise in my opinion

  • @richar2679
    @richar2679 7 місяців тому +8

    Being a comic is really hard, not everyone laughs at everything, so to move a crowd is hard, so she just have to keep going experience at any job always helps plus some advice for others that do it, she has the courage part down, it take that alone to even get out there and try, so she’ll be alright once she get that experience and advice,

    • @Sourlego
      @Sourlego 7 місяців тому

      Nah she just sucks

  • @luannhouck5050
    @luannhouck5050 7 місяців тому +9

    I liked her. She’ll only get better. Imitating her parents is a kick, the living in L. A. thing is great and I really get it, and ppl laying Cinderella cracked
    me up. 😅 I’d like to go see her.

  • @kwg5044
    @kwg5044 7 місяців тому +10

    "Former husband" is sweet Marine language. It's in your blood beautiful

  • @factsoverfiction7826
    @factsoverfiction7826 7 місяців тому +17

    Great material, love the military humor. Looking for more from Mary Gallagher.

    • @thatbroad5848
      @thatbroad5848 7 місяців тому

      So.. dissing military humor? Big difference.

  • @katecole6237
    @katecole6237 7 місяців тому +32

    That was not good. And the audience agreed

  • @christopherwiley7117
    @christopherwiley7117 6 місяців тому +2

    Good thing it had a laugh track.

  • @leecherlarry
    @leecherlarry 7 місяців тому +14

    she looks adorable 😍 . I'm charmed!

  • @FigaroHey
    @FigaroHey 7 місяців тому +18

    Delivery was off. Timing a bit lacking, but good material most of the time.

  • @Greybeard1357
    @Greybeard1357 7 місяців тому +21

    Since when are people youtubing their therapy sessions?

    • @paulvamos7319
      @paulvamos7319 7 місяців тому +4

      😂

    • @paulvamos7319
      @paulvamos7319 7 місяців тому +3

      You should listen to George Carlin, Christopher Titus, Bill Burr and many other comedians who say that getting on stage is just like therapy! 😂

    • @raYrefiedAire
      @raYrefiedAire 7 місяців тому +1

      😅

    • @realemonful
      @realemonful 7 місяців тому +2

      @@paulvamos7319 George carlin blows. He's like an immature kid with an anger problem.

    • @paulvamos7319
      @paulvamos7319 7 місяців тому +2

      @@realemonful He just telling the truth in joke form and I am one who loves him and am sad he is gone! Btw, have you seen the A.I. George Carlin that says it is not George Carlin and that it is A.I.?

  • @cameronspeed9052
    @cameronspeed9052 7 місяців тому +3

    Man, I was super excited for another dry bar. This does not follow up football comp well

  • @jamilleriggs7314
    @jamilleriggs7314 5 місяців тому

    I think this is therapeutic for her.

  • @usauditresponse
    @usauditresponse 7 місяців тому +1

    She's so cute! Keep it up, you'll get there. Can't wait to see the Netflix special once you have things ironed out.

    • @Sourlego
      @Sourlego 7 місяців тому

      Are you serious?

    • @usauditresponse
      @usauditresponse 7 місяців тому +1

      @@Sourlego sometimes you just need to encourage someone a little instead of ripping them down on a keyboard.
      I said what I said, if you don't agree that's ok too. Peace

  • @juliuskwak1263
    @juliuskwak1263 7 місяців тому +2

    It's like nothing is working and she's just shooting at random. "Maybe this, or this one! SURELY THIS ONE!"

  • @W.Rain.
    @W.Rain. 7 місяців тому +13

    This didn't land with me, mostly felt sad for her and seems like this is part of an introductory therapy session.
    The delivery just wasn't there.

  • @calebhunter7440
    @calebhunter7440 7 місяців тому +5

    Dunno why people don't like her. I thought she was alright. Main issue is the audience being underwhelmed, it's easier to laugh when other people are laughing. Good show ^^

  • @whorn9295
    @whorn9295 7 місяців тому +7

    Seeing this makes makes me feel sorry for her. Who told her she was a comedian? 🙄

  • @andyeriksoncomedy
    @andyeriksoncomedy 7 місяців тому +1

    Unmarry Gallagher. lol love it.

  • @GregHallArt
    @GregHallArt 7 місяців тому +5

    If they were honest, honorable Marines who are good civilians, then they are NOT former Marines. 😜

    • @toddstarkey6820
      @toddstarkey6820 7 місяців тому

      Thanks. There is no such thing, as a former Marine. Please, NEVER thank any Veteran for their service, because you don’t deserve it

    • @GregHallArt
      @GregHallArt 7 місяців тому

      @@toddstarkey6820 perhaps you misunderstand my phrasing, my implication is this - Once A Marine, ALWAYS a Marine!
      I thank and talk to my Brothers everyday.

  • @w.neuman
    @w.neuman 7 місяців тому +6

    "Hardy-Har Freakin' Har" !

  • @stephencurry8552
    @stephencurry8552 7 місяців тому +5

    Great set! The jokes about healthcare are awesome.

  • @Ry----
    @Ry---- 7 місяців тому +1

    She reads her material. She needs to tell it.

  • @papuciowy1465
    @papuciowy1465 6 місяців тому

    It's certainly not family-friendly. She said she 'divorced'.

  • @hhmking6852
    @hhmking6852 3 місяці тому

    U. S. Marines. There's no former Marines 🫡

  • @waltermoon1241
    @waltermoon1241 7 місяців тому +12

    I really like her jokes, I think some of the delivery was a little flat. but I also think this would have killed at a perhaps more urban audience.

  • @RailroadJourneys
    @RailroadJourneys 7 місяців тому +4

    She wasn’t funny right?

  • @bretfisher7286
    @bretfisher7286 7 місяців тому +4

    She is so cute! Very pretty, and very funny.

  • @markinator8826
    @markinator8826 7 місяців тому +3

    I'm glad I didn't have to pay admission to this show...

  • @MichelleT-so4we
    @MichelleT-so4we 7 місяців тому

    You were like the umpire
    growing up.
    lots of stories in there

  • @JaneDoe-ek4ue
    @JaneDoe-ek4ue 7 місяців тому +4

    This video is about 8 minutes too long.

  • @travislee9396
    @travislee9396 7 місяців тому

    Every comic has bad sets. She would keep me chuckling over dinner.

  • @scottrok13
    @scottrok13 Місяць тому

    😂 Never Not Funny appearance bump.

  • @alanbrown5907
    @alanbrown5907 7 місяців тому +3

    Only 8 minutes and I still couldn't get through it.

  • @Avathor73
    @Avathor73 7 місяців тому +8

    Beautiful, very cute and obviously bright lady. ❤👌 And very funnt too. 💯👍
    I would use her spider app asap! 😊

  • @randomroz545
    @randomroz545 7 місяців тому +16

    Tough crowd. She's funny. But not necessarily a LOL funny. More relatable humor. Crowd was not good.

    • @fangletterman-ng2ro
      @fangletterman-ng2ro 7 місяців тому +2

      The crowd was CONSERVATIVE, and her jokes bashed CONSER VATIVES

    • @michaelreese3950
      @michaelreese3950 7 місяців тому

      The “crowd” sounded like a laugh tract.

    • @rustylee1836
      @rustylee1836 7 місяців тому

      The crowd laughed way more than she deserved. Good crowd. Bad comedian
      How can you say "tough crowd" and then say that she wasn't really a comedian that people laugh out loud at?
      If she's more of a nod-because-you -got-the-joke comedian how can you insult the crowd for reacting accordingly?
      The crowd was definitely better than she was.

  • @TheNashvilleJason
    @TheNashvilleJason 7 місяців тому +154

    Am I the only one who didn’t laugh once?

    • @cindyweber5119
      @cindyweber5119 7 місяців тому +32

      Nope. I was kind of embarrassed for her !🫣

    • @rennstarr5737
      @rennstarr5737 7 місяців тому +26

      Yeah, she’s not funny

    • @debbieharkness7661
      @debbieharkness7661 7 місяців тому +17

      I laughed at the California to USA one

    • @ianwebb8066
      @ianwebb8066 7 місяців тому +8

      Isn't this a struggle session?

    • @KennebecRedneck
      @KennebecRedneck 7 місяців тому +9

      I gave a pity chuckle but by the end, I regretted it.

  • @Meg-j1x
    @Meg-j1x 7 місяців тому +3

    She’s got funny jokes, but her timing is way off. It’s like the dead air im between us what screws her up. She needs help,,, BAD !!!😮‍💨🥱🙄

    • @majoroldladyakamom6948
      @majoroldladyakamom6948 7 місяців тому

      ... in between us.

    • @82Brightstar
      @82Brightstar 7 місяців тому

      Sorry I didn’t like even ONE of her jokes!
      She doesn’t got any jokes 🤣

  • @Dr.Reason
    @Dr.Reason 6 місяців тому

    It’s strange how it’s clear that she bombed… but I can’t figure out why.

  • @MediaLieDetector
    @MediaLieDetector 7 місяців тому +1

    Enough with the dry “comedy”, let’s go to the BAR!

  • @pamelawood7200
    @pamelawood7200 7 місяців тому

    Great material! Timing was fine. I see you going places!

  • @donnabarkdoll9093
    @donnabarkdoll9093 7 місяців тому

    Yes.

  • @gemsonlancecalub8824
    @gemsonlancecalub8824 7 місяців тому +4

    I think the joke is ok, its mainly the delivery

  • @crystalwhite5135
    @crystalwhite5135 7 місяців тому

    HUGS TO MARY 😢

  • @MediaLieDetector
    @MediaLieDetector 7 місяців тому +3

    No hecklers?
    Provo needs some work.

  • @krystynapodwalnaabebe4758
    @krystynapodwalnaabebe4758 7 місяців тому +4

    Public confession it is, not funny at all, rather sad.

  • @ConfusedPufferFish-fq4ji
    @ConfusedPufferFish-fq4ji 7 місяців тому +2

    Give her a break!

  • @red_words
    @red_words 7 місяців тому +1

    It was cute

  • @ao5431
    @ao5431 7 місяців тому +2

    Rough watch

  • @alexisblackheart565
    @alexisblackheart565 6 місяців тому

    I liked her, her comedy reminded me of norm mcdonald. He had a very dry delivery that sometimes would fly right over you but this kind of comedy is golden, great job mary ❤️

  • @benwilson3433
    @benwilson3433 7 місяців тому +5

    She was good!

  • @MediaLieDetector
    @MediaLieDetector 7 місяців тому +3

    Who wrote this crap?

  • @christurnblom4825
    @christurnblom4825 6 місяців тому +1

    Only comics can find humor in child abuse.
    Gotta love it.

  • @cherylcarlson3315
    @cherylcarlson3315 7 місяців тому

    The pain of divorcing shows through, try skipping that whole divorce dissertation and focus on you... actually don't need to know about your personal life. Hope things don't hurt so much soon.

  • @ChrisFraz33
    @ChrisFraz33 7 місяців тому +3

    Was a MARINE??? You need a rolling leg bar from both Marines that birthed you! Smh My Father Died and Is Still A MARINE...once a MARINE always A MARINE!!!

  • @billf5507
    @billf5507 3 місяці тому

    Mary (UnMary), I like that one, cute, very cute. 😊 I think you're a talented comedian. I think you're quite Beautiful and very Attractive. Congratulations on having a former husband, I know that you and Mia are going to be just fine. Don't forget that not all Men are like him, there are a few of us that have quite a bit already worked out... ha-ha..💖💖😘

  • @bluezy710
    @bluezy710 7 місяців тому

    She has some work to do on her delivery.

  • @xaviermack1449
    @xaviermack1449 7 місяців тому

    She’s funny, great work

  • @GamSpu
    @GamSpu 7 місяців тому

    Why women think that comedy is a therapy session about your family or sexlife?

  • @cleroyster2610
    @cleroyster2610 7 місяців тому +6

    Waiting for a joke to be told , instead of this

  • @ragnarlothbrok6240
    @ragnarlothbrok6240 7 місяців тому +3

    She tried... I guess

  • @josephreber525
    @josephreber525 7 місяців тому +6

    Oorah 😎😎😎

  • @markjones2349
    @markjones2349 7 місяців тому

    Drop the marine part cause we all just feel sorry for you after that bit. Be a little more angry and try a few self deprecating jokes to feel relatable. Usually it's a cheap laugh but you should throw a good fart joke in there just to get a surprise laugh. Keep trying. Don't stop. You''ll learn something from every try.

  • @jonathanhalk6732
    @jonathanhalk6732 7 місяців тому +2

    Wow...lets not do this again...

  • @blunttalkingoffspring
    @blunttalkingoffspring 7 місяців тому +1

    😂❤

  • @MbL5057
    @MbL5057 7 місяців тому

    sadly, it's her whole approach, she needs to change her delivery method, some material was ok, most of it not. she can be good though.

  • @lioness3963
    @lioness3963 7 місяців тому

    😂 🕷

  • @thatbroad5848
    @thatbroad5848 7 місяців тому

    She’s the less funny female Adam Corolla. Dude. Dissing your folks non stop is so soft. Just don’t.

  • @PhoebeFayRuthLouise
    @PhoebeFayRuthLouise 7 місяців тому

    The audience did her wrong!
    I really thought she was funny!

  • @livemusic
    @livemusic 7 місяців тому +2

    Sorry, but I NEVER click to play these videos when it’s a female comedian. It’s an odd phenomenon that female comedians compared to male comedians like the WMBA compares to the NBA. Sorry. But it’s true. Two minutes in and I’ve been proven right. Again, really weird phenomenon.

  • @eprofessio
    @eprofessio 7 місяців тому

    Another single mom comedian. Wow.

  • @durellbroadnax5196
    @durellbroadnax5196 7 місяців тому

    Yikes friendly fail 🤦‍♂️

  • @nicholasmclaughlin3688
    @nicholasmclaughlin3688 7 місяців тому

    There is no such thing as a former marine , except maybe the dishonorable discharged ones.

  • @starlessaeon3972
    @starlessaeon3972 7 місяців тому +8

    Can we agree only 3% of women are funny

    • @fangletterman-ng2ro
      @fangletterman-ng2ro 7 місяців тому +7

      NO.

    • @W.Rain.
      @W.Rain. 7 місяців тому +1

      Misogynist.

    • @Constance-cl3wg
      @Constance-cl3wg 7 місяців тому +2

      Why do you need other people to validate your thoughts? That’s really weak.

  • @kenclark6940
    @kenclark6940 7 місяців тому

    One trick pony, sadly all she loathes is what gave her any chance of success

  • @terryh7894
    @terryh7894 7 місяців тому

    Just not funny some people have it some don't and she does not

  • @melissajeffnelson9787
    @melissajeffnelson9787 7 місяців тому +1

    This absolutely sucks. I’ve never been so bored at a comedy skits. In this all the jokes are mediocre.

    • @majoroldladyakamom6948
      @majoroldladyakamom6948 7 місяців тому

      A comedy skit.
      Singular. Basic Subject-verb agreement.
      Just saying...😂

    • @Ethan7s
      @Ethan7s 7 місяців тому

      @@majoroldladyakamom6948we found the fun guy at the parties.

  • @josephg.3370
    @josephg.3370 7 місяців тому +1

    She's not funny

  • @Piper_John
    @Piper_John 7 місяців тому

    Sad. She has nobody in her life to tell her this isn't going well.

  • @dancarter5103
    @dancarter5103 7 місяців тому

    Poor girl she's not funny

  • @henrypuyi5485
    @henrypuyi5485 3 місяці тому

    She's not very good.

  • @lauriegriffin1835
    @lauriegriffin1835 7 місяців тому

    Not funny

  • @stephenspencer4672
    @stephenspencer4672 7 місяців тому

    She's glib yet not very funny.

  • @zazz69ed
    @zazz69ed 7 місяців тому

    gave it two mins and had to bail out.....

  • @bowserjr.3212
    @bowserjr.3212 7 місяців тому

    Cringe

  • @marloncuffy1989
    @marloncuffy1989 7 місяців тому

    Omg you are not funny

  • @rscii497
    @rscii497 7 місяців тому

    You can tell she's tapering down her inherent wokeness to an audience that would be less than appreciative of it. In addition, her delivery is NOT that good. But, what else should I expect when a grown woman is wearing 2 pigtails - unironically.