When May, Hammond and Clarkson Trade Presents

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  • @Kataru.
    @Kataru. 19 днів тому +869

    I've seen all these clips hundreds of times across hundreds of channels, it's still entertaining to this day.

    • @victorpierson2722
      @victorpierson2722 18 днів тому +9

      Same. 100s of times and I still watch

    • @boeing777xfan3
      @boeing777xfan3 18 днів тому +2

      Lansdale crash test when

    • @sandoumir4348
      @sandoumir4348 18 днів тому +2

      You probably have seen this exact compilation video.
      It's clearly a verbatim rip off of either NiksV or Mustang.
      Since (judging from his other videos) this channel clearly belongs to a child, someone should supervise what he's doing online. He probably does not even realise what he is doing or how much trouble this can result in. Imagine his parents getting, at best, a letter, or, at worst, a knock on the door.

    • @natebutler3257
      @natebutler3257 17 днів тому

      Me to I’ll watch these videos till the day I die

    • @rowanheynes257
      @rowanheynes257 16 днів тому

      Yep helps me get to sleep😊

  • @ArcticRunnerNB
    @ArcticRunnerNB 19 днів тому +322

    These boys are the reason I get bad gifts for my mates 😂

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart День тому

      Sure, it's so not because you hate your friends. 😛 (I'm teasing.)

  • @madeline906
    @madeline906 18 днів тому +205

    "Insert diesel fuel, insert diesel fuel"
    *Hammond and May both reach for their coffee*

    • @DrewSavo
      @DrewSavo 15 днів тому +12

      They saw the mallet earlier and simultaneously realised what was coming.

  • @Charlzey1998
    @Charlzey1998 15 днів тому +46

    14:10 "You've turned up in a Ferrari shirt, what car have you got?"
    "A Volkswagen Jetta..." 😂

  • @Dregkar
    @Dregkar 19 днів тому +195

    Lol the Veyron watch bit didn't age well

    • @GwilsonDrums
      @GwilsonDrums 18 днів тому +28

      I mean they did pronounce it very-on so it is true technically

    • @DrippinginSarcasm
      @DrippinginSarcasm 18 днів тому

      Huh?

    • @runkurgan
      @runkurgan 17 днів тому +1

      @@GwilsonDrums
      I was wondering if I'll find this answer :)

    • @Heidelaffe
      @Heidelaffe 16 днів тому +8

      @@DrippinginSarcasmBecause they were questioning if the Bugatti Veryron would ever make it to the production line.

    • @DrewSavo
      @DrewSavo 15 днів тому +9

      I vaguely recall somewhere a few years ago that one of those watches went at auction for half a million. Apparently because they hardly sold it became a rare collector item.

  • @TheSateef
    @TheSateef 19 днів тому +107

    the Jetta driver with a Ferrari shirt must still be reeling from this take down 20 years later

    • @Pikez98
      @Pikez98 12 днів тому +7

      Him driving a Ferrari nowadays would be very funny too.

    • @boneav83
      @boneav83 9 днів тому +5

      @@Pikez98 Wearing a Jetta T shirt

  • @GwilsonDrums
    @GwilsonDrums 18 днів тому +63

    "is that the right order? It is for that" always gets me

    • @DrewSavo
      @DrewSavo 15 днів тому +3

      I’ve been thinking about it on and off for years, and i reckon it’s the right order for the other thing too.

  • @user-br6px6ok9x
    @user-br6px6ok9x 16 днів тому +27

    When Hammond says "y'know parking sensors?" it's like your friend when you're sitting at a table and conversation runs out and they come out with something random 😊

  • @wc8246
    @wc8246 19 днів тому +47

    10:35 I have seen that joke so many time and have only just got it! xD

  • @C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13
    @C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13 19 днів тому +82

    For parking in your garage, nothing beats a rubber mat attached to the wall with a mark on it where your mirror should be when you're in the perfect position.
    The mat is obviously because almost every double garage is too small to open the doors fully with two cars in it (protects the paint) and then you simply line it up.
    For my wife's side though, I've got a tennis ball on a string. When the tennis ball taps the windscreen, that's the perfect spot.
    I also keep my motorcycles on my side of the garage. For very obvious reasons. I don't really care if she goes through the wall which leads to my office, I sit on the other side of the room. The plaster, glass and her car can be replaced. Some of my bikes though, well they belonged to my father, we restored them together and cannot be replaced. You gotta plan for the unexpected 😂

    • @AkiraHartono
      @AkiraHartono 19 днів тому +2

      I sometimes use the shadow from my headlight to know if i'm close enough to the wall

    • @John_Ridley
      @John_Ridley 17 днів тому +2

      (me sneaks in and moves the mat forward a foot, waits for the crunch)

    • @marisasob
      @marisasob 7 днів тому

      My grandfather just screwed a piece of wood to the floor in the garage so my grandmother always parks in the perfect spot. Smart man 🤣

  • @bantheundead4162
    @bantheundead4162 15 днів тому +10

    What flavor is it 😂😂😂 LEAVE IT 😂😂😂

  • @DystopianOverture
    @DystopianOverture 5 днів тому +2

    My cousin got me that exact Hammond calendar for xmas back in 2009. My hormone fuelled 15 year old self loved that.

  • @theseageek
    @theseageek 15 днів тому +5

    These three blokes taught me so much about giving gifts

  • @Chris-qy6cs
    @Chris-qy6cs 9 днів тому +3

    Damm when Richard put that hood up on that robe I lost it. His face was soo accurate. Too funny 13:55

  • @ultrahorace2682
    @ultrahorace2682 14 днів тому +5

    The clips never get old
    Time to start watching from season one again
    This is the way

  • @Modelacitizen
    @Modelacitizen 18 днів тому +21

    7:58 He did WHAT in his mug?

    • @kitkatmccabe
      @kitkatmccabe 12 днів тому

      Mater from Cars 😂😂😂

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart День тому

      Nothing like a hot mug of piss in the morning. 😂

  • @ArthurNunes29
    @ArthurNunes29 17 днів тому +7

    The steering wheel fridge would've come handy on the Vietnam episode

  • @CyberCreeper22
    @CyberCreeper22 15 днів тому +6

    I love the fact that hammond still managed to have a crash in this compilation

  • @hearingthesmells2500
    @hearingthesmells2500 19 днів тому +9

    I’m a word for word fan and fully forgot the part where Clarkson was caneing the Bugatti aftershave 😂😂

  • @CW5XKnex
    @CW5XKnex 18 днів тому +11

    18:40 I've never seen someone not called Paul Chuckle look more like Paul Chuckle than this exact moment.

  • @WolvieX23
    @WolvieX23 День тому +1

    5:33 “We get literally no letters a week, uh, every week-“ 😂

  • @StarTrek4Life
    @StarTrek4Life 14 днів тому +7

    I miss Top Gear Dog...

  • @brendanmatelan2129
    @brendanmatelan2129 14 днів тому +8

    2:15 when Jeremy picked that thing up and it sounded like that, I lost it!

  • @EstandianPresident
    @EstandianPresident 8 днів тому +2

    34:38 Me looking at the family photo album and seeing my uncle.

  • @wildwarhog3881
    @wildwarhog3881 7 днів тому +2

    I have only now realised what actually the travel rabbit was

  • @diw9046
    @diw9046 18 днів тому +4

    Watching these feels like coming home which is weird cuz I'm already at home

  • @matzemunz2827
    @matzemunz2827 18 днів тому +12

    I own that very model of an engine and I got it from my wife

    • @McElroysMotors
      @McElroysMotors 4 дні тому

      Were you in for a night of suck, squeeze, bang, blow?

  • @kevincaldwell4707
    @kevincaldwell4707 День тому

    There's just something good with British humour...no wonder their tv shows are so popular worldwide!

  • @Earths_wonders
    @Earths_wonders 18 днів тому +16

    8:17 😅😅😅

  • @renehansen1904
    @renehansen1904 15 днів тому +1

    This is like... opening a present as a kid... Love it.

  • @MidnightOwl92
    @MidnightOwl92 День тому

    Piston Mug. XD my brain immediately went to "He did what in his cup?"

  • @sunil_de6856
    @sunil_de6856 17 днів тому +5

    8:16 Will always be one of the single best moments of television ever

  • @lordjimbo2
    @lordjimbo2 11 годин тому

    8:25 - "LEAVE IT!!"
    Brilliant.

  • @Smuelaham
    @Smuelaham 16 днів тому +2

    Just in time for the holiday season. 🎉

  • @JoshCastleTCM
    @JoshCastleTCM 9 днів тому

    James’ laugh at the Mercedes vest always ends me 😂

  • @richardchantlerrico
    @richardchantlerrico 13 годин тому

    Hammond knew better than to trust Jeremy with the skateboard controller, probably would have been the 1 crash he wouldn't walk away from

  • @DanielSadjadian
    @DanielSadjadian 12 днів тому +1

    *Beep beep beep* This vehicle runs on Diesel fuel 😂

  • @theone9_
    @theone9_ 9 днів тому +1

    One of my dreams was to be at the TG Studio live,, im so bummed thatll never happen

  • @guguigugu
    @guguigugu 18 днів тому +2

    the author of that calendar was probably disappointed to see this

  • @fritzthedog007
    @fritzthedog007 15 днів тому +3

    39:26 Guess they bleeped that out when it was broadcast.

  • @traviskbracken7457
    @traviskbracken7457 День тому

    30:35 Respect to Renault for The most subtle way I've ever seen of telling your own customers they're wankers. :D

  • @The_Big_Jay
    @The_Big_Jay 3 дні тому

    "What flavor is it?"
    *"Flavor?"*

  • @Thefrugalgal
    @Thefrugalgal 18 днів тому +4

    Segways never caught on.

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 14 днів тому +1

      Aye. If only E-Scooters never had too.

  • @CRiZLA
    @CRiZLA 4 дні тому

    I love Clarksons consistency. Legend

  • @Sanctimoniously
    @Sanctimoniously 16 днів тому +3

    Gock-ickle.

  • @thomaswateren3967
    @thomaswateren3967 5 днів тому

    Ah come on. That was just a modern hysteria machine. One that doesnt ram through a broads beaver.

  • @ultimos1239
    @ultimos1239 17 днів тому +3

    I read that as trade peasants then it's not the 1600s

  • @mitchellclark1
    @mitchellclark1 19 днів тому +6

    Thanks for all your work m8 I’ve never seen a bunch of these clips

    • @sandoumir4348
      @sandoumir4348 18 днів тому +2

      You should thank Mustang.
      It's his hard work that got ripped and uploaded by this kid.

    • @mitchellclark1
      @mitchellclark1 4 години тому

      @@sandoumir4348 doesn’t seem like the same exact videos, is it?

  • @jpgreen8115
    @jpgreen8115 8 днів тому

    "What flavor is it?" 😂

  • @andreasstrauss5194
    @andreasstrauss5194 3 дні тому

    My dad still has the skoda tie and he sometimes uses it even though he doesnt work at skoda

  • @RAID3R63
    @RAID3R63 9 днів тому +1

    End of the era

  • @homtab1496
    @homtab1496 13 днів тому

    Looking at the UA-cam thumbnail, I genuinely thought May was an old lady standing with the lads.

  • @Mikhael366
    @Mikhael366 17 днів тому

    Hammond looks like Olivia Cooke.

  • @DoomderX
    @DoomderX 16 днів тому

    43 mins of them giving each other gifts and they still complain about em

  • @strangelee4400
    @strangelee4400 3 дні тому

    Hammond kept his tie 😅

  • @uribobo
    @uribobo 5 днів тому

    I will miss them :(

  • @JoeThornhill
    @JoeThornhill 6 днів тому +1

    I've gotta be honest. This was disappointing because the longer it went on, I thought there must be at least one clip from a special/road trip episode, like the thumbnail suggested.

  • @drummerdoingstuff5020
    @drummerdoingstuff5020 13 днів тому

    Happy to say I own and watch season 1-22 regularly!

    • @WaveMouseMusic
      @WaveMouseMusic 13 днів тому

      do what this dude is doing Upload section of the videos and make money xD..

  • @alessandromazzini7026
    @alessandromazzini7026 14 днів тому

    I cannot believe this Is actually the end... Nothing Will be the same

  • @zye.
    @zye. 14 днів тому

    R.I.P. The Grand Tour

  • @KieranFuller17
    @KieranFuller17 10 днів тому

    The Veyron exists now!

  • @Emppu_T.
    @Emppu_T. 9 днів тому

    Was that a dog bark at the Bentley cups? Sounded like our old dog..
    Anyway, i saw Ferrari Suspenders on sale at a market. Should've got them they where so funny, the only red ones too!

  • @sugarnads
    @sugarnads 14 днів тому

    Im with May on the gocycle.

  • @EleanorPeterson
    @EleanorPeterson 14 днів тому

    2:10 - Sign of the times: merrily smashing an old-school battery-powered gadget with a hammer in a TV studio in front of a live audience? Whoa! He couldn't do that now without starting a lithium battery fire.
    Filming would have to stop; the audience would be evacuated, and the fire brigade would be called to verify that the fire was out and that any toxic fumes had cleared.
    Having said that, a 'diesel fuel only' gadget wouldn't even be allowed in the net-zero, EVangelical studio these days...🙄

  • @TelepartyPlays
    @TelepartyPlays 14 днів тому

    This was always the best part of top gear. This is what the three of them should be doing going forward. Could do a podcast taking about rubbish and making fun of the car industry. The long trips are boring.

  • @hunterxhunter777
    @hunterxhunter777 9 днів тому +1

    43:57

  • @markcf83
    @markcf83 День тому

    That's not gone well......

  • @donreidy5422
    @donreidy5422 3 дні тому

    My friends, wife and I wanted to go to TG studio and saving up money. What a shame what happened. Jeremy‘s farm is great. Look forward to new episodes TG always awesome and Jeremy‘s farm is also very funny reruns are better than anything else on TV

  • @xplr259
    @xplr259 19 днів тому +1

    what episode is the bacon air freshener from?

  • @arkadiykhasyuk2708
    @arkadiykhasyuk2708 9 днів тому

    Diesel power 💪💪💪

  • @Lucas-dg5yj
    @Lucas-dg5yj 2 дні тому

    How tf have u got 500k views George like dayum I swear you used to get like 500

  • @Osrszombie
    @Osrszombie 13 днів тому

    i wonder were the top gear dog is now

    • @j_wide583
      @j_wide583 11 днів тому

      Dead, passed in 2017

  • @free_spirit1
    @free_spirit1 День тому

    Moldy milk

  • @SwiftHDX
    @SwiftHDX 17 днів тому

    Exchange presents***

  • @Elliottblancher
    @Elliottblancher 19 днів тому +29

    Something tells me you stole this video from someone else cause the Quality is poor

    • @elliotgroff
      @elliotgroff 18 днів тому +9

      Nope, its just an old show. The first few seasons were very poor quality.

    • @Elliottblancher
      @Elliottblancher 18 днів тому +4

      @@elliotgroff doubt that

    • @elliotgroff
      @elliotgroff 18 днів тому +6

      @@Elliottblancher What do you mean? have you even watched the show?

    • @wc8246
      @wc8246 18 днів тому

      @@Elliottblancher doubt it

    • @tobiasdierks
      @tobiasdierks 18 днів тому +9

      @@elliotgroff "May, Hammond, Clarkson Gift Ideas and Gadgets Compilation" by mustang 150 is the exact same video.

  • @godistrue5400
    @godistrue5400 17 днів тому +2

    Jeremy, Richard, and James are the best Top Gear guys on television, but unlike on the other Top Gears, these guys are the real Top Gear guys.
    If it's okay, will you take some time to read what is below, if it's not to hard to ask? It may be long, but it's well worth the read.
    I was wondering, do you believe God is a real person, or do you believe in any god? Or are you not certain whether there is a deity or we came from nothing?
    Or rather than believing in God's existence or being unsure of it, do you believe what the atheist believe? They believe that rather than a deity creating everything, all that there ever was just randomly popped into existence from absolutely nothing. But how can anything randomly just come to be when there was nothing that could cause it to come to be?
    However, what I really wanted to know is the much more important question; are you sure that you are going to have everlasting life when you die? Are you going to heaven? I want to know you are safe.
    Death is a scary subject, but no matter who we are or who we think we are, we have to deal with it. When we are born, we are all going to die. But where will you end up when you die?
    God's commandments show us whether we are perfect to God and don't need His mercy, or whether we have sinned and need His mercy. 5 of His commandments are for us to not lie, steal, use God's name in vain, commit adutry (which if we look at a woman with lust [which gets many people, including myself], Jesus says is adutry in our heart), or to dishonor our parents. I have broken these commandments. Have you broken any of them?
    If so, like me, you cannot earn your way into heaven, and all sin, yours and mine, have to be paid for one day, and the only way to pay for your sin is if you die; but don't worry- you do not have to pay for your sin. Jesus paid your fine so that you don't have to if you believe. If someone pays your fine, you can walk freely because your fine is paid for.
    About two thousand years ago, Jesus died on the cross to pay for your sins and mine so that if you believe in Him, no matter what you have done, even if you don't currently think that He would forgive it, He will instantly remit you of all your sins, no matter how big or small.
    Jesus said to you in John 3, verses 16-17, "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
    For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved," (John 3:16-17, KJV)
    Jesus loves you, and if you believe in Him, He will save you.
    No matter how big you're sin, God's mercy is much greater. In 1 John 1:9, the Bible says, "If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness," (1 John 1:9). No matter what you've done, God is ready to give you the righteousness of His son in exchange for your sins now.
    If I were you, I wouldn't wait for this. Thank you for taking the time to read this message. I care about you, man.

    • @mattfantastic9969
      @mattfantastic9969 15 днів тому +1

      Let it go man

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan 14 днів тому

      Go away. (Comment reported to UA-cam for spamming).

    • @FightingDicks
      @FightingDicks 10 днів тому

      atheism is the way, life is what it is and for some that's not much. when its over, thats it, no pain, no joy, nothing. Your soul is whats in your head, not in your heart.

    • @FightingDicks
      @FightingDicks 10 днів тому

      Another thing, this is a top gear compilation, not a video about JEEEEEEZUS.

  • @Rentta
    @Rentta 18 днів тому +1

    Very misleading title.