A special video knob launching on december 25th: "How to reliably grill a reindeer steak with German spices" Viewcount would go through the roof and scare away Santa.
Your sleeping in your bed, Then you hear a noise from your closet....*I'm a reliable reindeer* You hear something running up your stairs, and then...…...everything fades to black
Brain M - Potato chips often have a seasoning on them that can contain wheat flour. It's only recently that they've started changing it to be a non-wheat based flour to cater for coeliacs.
This is helpful though, and a good thing to do. The ingredients will include everything, but why have everyone who has an allergy have to search through a list, and maybe even miss it. It sounds stupid, but most of us have glanced through text and (especially if you were expecting not to see something as well, which would be the most likely occasion for allergies where you get complacent after years) miss something on occasion. Instead have a specific warning stating the allergens it might contain. This list can also have things not even in the ingredients, such as things that are prepared in the same place so have a chance of contamination.
You know it's gonna be a good video when Stuart dislocates his jaw merely twenty seconds in. Usually it takes a few minutes. And with 3-1 to Stuart, it looks like Dan is well on-track to becoming our Christmas Kwisatz Haderach!
Just this once, and only this once, am I glad Martyn (Inthelittlewood) isn't doing Minecraft Christmas ADVENTure this year, because this is genuinely the best Advent series ever. 2019 Dan and Ashens Advent Calendars. Here's to Dan suffering even more through these. Cheers.
If you pause at 0:52 and use the < and > keys you can see every frame of that blue thing flying off the reindeer's back. And Dan's quickly changing expression.
Since this was all filmed on the same day here are my predictions. Day 10 Dan's gums starts to bleed. Day 13 Dan start having ulcers in his stomach. Day 17 Dan has his first kidney stone. Day 20 Dan's hallucinations intensify. Day 22 Dan eats the acid from the reliable reindeer's batteries to flush out the salt from his mouth. Day 24 Dan discover that spices burn on the way out just as much as they did on the way in.
Can't wait til we arrive at like the 20th, and Ashens just goes "so, what's in the spice bag" quickly followed by Dan exclaiming "words cannot express how much I fucking hate pepper right now".
Day 4: it's still not dead, it's managed to infiltrate the title card and attempting to hinder it with the supplied restraint only resulted in the restraint being thrown across the room as if by some terrible, invisible hand. "Reliable" is certainly one word for it.
By the end of the month Dan will have taken so much spice he's going to be folding space and seeing into the future.
WendeXTX For Shai Halud
Well... something will flow at least.
Reliable Reindeer is the mind killer.
And then he will turn into a worm
And then he shall cast his eyes upon the realm of our overlords who will arrive in about 20 days.
Man, this has really backfired for Dan.
I think 90% of the BBQ calendar will be dedicated to him
As a German I watch this only for the pronounciation of words like Knoblauch lmao
geht mir auch so! xD
Not even German and I love this too.
Please explain what Knoblauch is
@@trashj8778 it was explained in the video, but for your cranial delectation: Knoblauch is garlic.
I actually went to high school with a guy whose surname was Knoblauch. Now I know why they never Anglicanized it.
this is quickly turning into "how big can we get dans ulcer"
By the 24th he’s gonna be more ulcer than man
The saddest thing is, some of these spices sound REALLY tasty when used properly.
I think dan said that he'd like the taste of one of them, but not as a shot
Is the proper way not eating them using a christmas toy as a spoon???
@Samurai Shampoo they might do that for Christmas or boxing day
They're supposed to rub it onto meat before cooking, not rub it into their GUMS. lol
@Samurai Shampoo They'd have to eat 24 eggs in one day concidering these are obviously all filmed in one day lol
It's tradition at this point to watch these.
These videos are many a person's Advent calendar.
the reliable raindeer was in my bedroom last night
Terrifying.
No, you just wet your bed.
Nope... It was guy from your neighbor...
The reliable reindeer is my sleep paralysis demon
@@d_wigz6418 *raindeer
This feels like proper karmic punishment for Dan deliberately trying to stick Ashens with the worst calendar and succeeding in years past.
A special video knob launching on december 25th: "How to reliably grill a reindeer steak with German spices"
Viewcount would go through the roof and scare away Santa.
Pretty sure Dan's was a bracelet but using it as a launcher seems much more fun (and lethal)
It was the ominous knob launcher.
Honestly they had a better with the ten seconds they had that purple thing than the eternity they spend with Snowboarder
This is beginning to feel like a daily vlog from two old codgers entertaining themselves in their care home
That was last year, with the Pensioners' Breakfast one.
That reindeer's becoming less reliable by the day
It’s reliably shite.
It’s reliable for Stewart
Chrysler reindeer
I don't know what amuses me more; Dan getting more angry each day, or Ashens getting more smug 😂
Knoblauch -> garlic
Senfsaat -> mustard seeds
"Ingredients: ... mustard seeds ..."
"May contain traces of mustard seeds."
Garlic and mustard seeds... an interesting combination I gotta say.
@@hikaru9624 Probably a great rub for your steak
Add a little honey and just rub your meat
@@ahandsomefridge Childish snort =D
Dan- 1
Ashens- 3
Looking forward to the tomorrow, lads.
Your sleeping in your bed, Then you hear a noise from your closet....*I'm a reliable reindeer* You hear something running up your stairs, and then...…...everything fades to black
JoloCarrot Wait, in your closet and up the stairs? Oh god. IT’S EVERYWHERE!
The "reliable reindeer" got Dan 3 days of pain in a row.
I just love how much this has backfired in Dans face
Ingredients: MUSTARD SEED
Allergenic warnig: May contain traces of mustard seed.
Gotta love Germany.
I've seen stuff here in the US- meat, potato chips, stuff like that with "GLUTEN FREE" proudly stamped on them. *sigh*
It's not wrong
Brain M - Potato chips often have a seasoning on them that can contain wheat flour. It's only recently that they've started changing it to be a non-wheat based flour to cater for coeliacs.
This is helpful though, and a good thing to do. The ingredients will include everything, but why have everyone who has an allergy have to search through a list, and maybe even miss it. It sounds stupid, but most of us have glanced through text and (especially if you were expecting not to see something as well, which would be the most likely occasion for allergies where you get complacent after years) miss something on occasion.
Instead have a specific warning stating the allergens it might contain. This list can also have things not even in the ingredients, such as things that are prepared in the same place so have a chance of contamination.
Bottle of generic Tylenol, which is acetaminophen. What does the top read? "May contain acetaminophen." I think that's universal.
Day 4 and Dan is already so defeated
You might say he's salty.
"Day 4"
More like 38 minutes.
Every year I consider doing an advent calendar, then I remember I can just watch Ashens and friends suffer every day, instead.
It’s amazing how they’ve worn the same clothes for 4 days straight and Dan still hasn’t finished his drink almost like it’s the same day
Of course they do them all in one day, wouldn't make sense to have to travel to each other's homes for 25 straight days to do a 10 minute segment.
Paul Drake.
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
@@tncorgi92 Don't break kayfabe 😉
@@tncorgi92 Whaaaaaaaat! Noooooooooo.....
It's amazing how after all these years, people still think pointing out that they film these all in one day is a clever comment. It's not. Stop.
I put this playlist on to have some familiar voices to lull me to sleep... And I’m too entertained to go to bed now.
i’m starting to think that reindeer isn’t reliable at all
"How's aging coming along?"
"I dislocated my jaw by laughing"
You know it's gonna be a good video when Stuart dislocates his jaw merely twenty seconds in. Usually it takes a few minutes.
And with 3-1 to Stuart, it looks like Dan is well on-track to becoming our Christmas Kwisatz Haderach!
watching these every day stresses me out because i can literally f e e l time pass by so fast
SENFSAAT!!!*
"I don't l know what that is..."
*May contain traces of mustard seed.
Why do I always love these so much.
It scares me.
The worst thing about Stuart’s calendar is that the days are in order.
Yeah, exactly zero style and creativity went into that.
@@tncorgi92 Much like Fortnite itself.
@@Blur4strike Ohhhhhhhhhhhh! Fortnite just got burned
This is such poetic justice. After always winning by a landslide, Dan's overconfidence has come back to bite him! Poor lad XD
I’m a reliable reindeer
I'm a reliable- *_TIME TO DELIVER CHRISTMAS CHEER!_*
I'm sure our Grass Mask Overlords will very much approve of all this needless suffering.
"Just give me the fuckin' spice calendar" should be the new motto of ExtraAshens.
Our dark lords(The Grass Masks) have been quiet for many Christmases now
Its already been 4 days and Dan regrets choosing that advent calendar! Ashens is gonna win this
I am pretty sure watching this series is the greatest way to celebrate Christmas.
Nothing is better than watching a grown man force himself to eat spices.
We get to see Dan get tortured horrible by a trap of his own design this year.
I must have been a very VERY good boy.
At 0:25 Dan knew who will be the spice king of the day.
i think Dan's going to die before finishing this
Nah he will be fine. Only 0.072% of kidney stones are deadly.
🎵I went down down down into the burning ring of fire🎵
🎵Down down down as the flames went higher🎵
And it burns burns burns...
@@lhaviland8602
🎵The ring of fire🎵
🎵The ring of fire🎵
Just realised I haven't seen a bonjela advert in 10 odd years.
Just this once, and only this once, am I glad Martyn (Inthelittlewood) isn't doing Minecraft Christmas ADVENTure this year, because this is genuinely the best Advent series ever. 2019 Dan and Ashens Advent Calendars. Here's to Dan suffering even more through these. Cheers.
You can see Dan's life energy draining by the literal second.
Cut back to Day one when nerdcubed was so sure he was gonna dominate the contest.
When the thing pinged off the reindeer I couldn't stop laughing 😂
I like how he chose his own fate
23 seconds in and I already knew who was eating spice.
Again.
Last time I was this early these guys were opening Advent Calendars!
GET ME OUT OF THIS TIME PARADOX
By the end of this Ashens will have no choice but to break out in a default dance.
I honesly thought that Stu would loose with his callendar, but Dan's is getting worse! LOL.
These daily advent calendar videos really keep me going.
Dan got a model of intestines. It’s quite an omen when the fourth present is literally a crapshoot.
British men learning German words ~ 2019, colorized.
If you pause at 0:52 and use the < and > keys you can see every frame of that blue thing flying off the reindeer's back. And Dan's quickly changing expression.
Honestly not Christmas without this series. ❤️
Dan: I'm going to win advent this year!
His Calendar: I'm about to ruin this man's whole career
I enjoy how much the calendar choice has backfired so much for Dan
Stuart is growing strong from Dan's misery.
It was clearly a bracelet. A baby bracelet.
Daniel shall truly be dead by the end, and I shall be both horrifically sad and entirely too delighted.
Dan’s eyes are going to be blue by the end of this.
fear is the mind killer
The Spice must flow, Dan.
Ive got a very strong feeling there is going to be more where that came from for Nerdcubed!
This spice calendar is not panning out the way Dan expected. Ashens has lucked out.
SPICE MUST FLOW! SPICE MUST FLOW! SPICE MUST FLOW!
He who controls the spice controls the..... Universe?
THE SPICE MUST FLOW, THE SPICE MUST FLOW
I only just realized you had a bunch of cool LEGO sets in the back. I know it’s random but I thought it was pretty neat
This has completely replaced my advent calendar at this point.
And I love it! ^^
can we please end this with a cook off with the left over spices XD
Dan sure is regretting his decision to choose the baby toy advent calendar X'D GG
This series has made me want to vomit four episodes in a row
I don’t know if that’s a compliment or an insult
It's going to make me want to vomit 25 episodes in a row, because every episode is going to have goddamn Funko Pop in it. 🤮
Idea: the winner cooks a steak for the other with a combination of all the spices
By day 24 Dan will have eatin so much spice that he will be recruited by the spice girls as the first spicy boy
Who thought that a box of random tat for toddlers was going to be better than an inofensive collection of tiny funcos from a popular game?
I love dan, but its so satisfying to watch this
The purple thing is a bracelet for babies! LOL.
Sounds slighlty off when you say “whos eating spice”
It's funnier than expected to see Ashens not suffering because of an advent calendar. It's been, what, 4+ years since?
You should get Emma on these. Have her eat the powders. She hasn't done this before, she won't know :)
"That's all Fallout is innit. Just boringly consistent."
Now there's a freudian slip!
Nerdcubed you did this to yourself lmao. Ashens acting like he got this just you wait lol
By the end of this Dan is going to shrivel up as a dried husk on the ground - bring it on!
Remember when Dan was fighting to NOT get the Fortnite tat because he was certain it would lose every day? Ah, the past...
One of the only years I haven't bought an advent calender. This will make up for it
This is karma for trying to rig it Dan :D
Ashens might have a good year!
You can only deny our people for so long...
Our time is on the horizon!
ALL HAIL THE GRASS MASKS!!!
🍀☘🍀☘🍀☘🍀
Dan was the maker of his own doom.
Since this was all filmed on the same day here are my predictions.
Day 10 Dan's gums starts to bleed.
Day 13 Dan start having ulcers in his stomach.
Day 17 Dan has his first kidney stone.
Day 20 Dan's hallucinations intensify.
Day 22 Dan eats the acid from the reliable reindeer's batteries to flush out the salt from his mouth.
Day 24 Dan discover that spices burn on the way out just as much as they did on the way in.
Omg...I've not had an ulcer in Years.......Bonjella was always THE WAY. Mandalorian ref there.
This Specials fan enjoys today's description
Can't wait til we arrive at like the 20th, and Ashens just goes "so, what's in the spice bag" quickly followed by Dan exclaiming "words cannot express how much I fucking hate pepper right now".
... I think we need a ghost pepper challenge with these two... ;)
I'm not used to seeing Ashens winning so many days in a row... truly we're in the end times.
"An ulcer cure if ever there was one."
I mean sure Ashens, I guess it doesn't count as having an ulcer anymore if you're DEAD.
To think, these Brits conquered half the world for those spices
Day 4: it's still not dead, it's managed to infiltrate the title card and attempting to hinder it with the supplied restraint only resulted in the restraint being thrown across the room as if by some terrible, invisible hand. "Reliable" is certainly one word for it.
Ashens is living his best life.
Dan is being cursed for his hubris