If I can't pronounce a word, the video ends - Duolingo Dutch

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  • @robindictus5471
    @robindictus5471 Рік тому +706

    As a person who speaks dutch, i was stunned about your accent. And btw, you pronounced "Het meisje" correctly at your first try

  • @the_tweets
    @the_tweets Рік тому +245

    the way he keeps yelling "Jonge!" grabs my attention every time.

    • @A7x_Forever
      @A7x_Forever Рік тому +6

      Ikr? My German ass is like: "What? WHAT? WHAT IS IT?" every time lol

    • @11KEBAB11
      @11KEBAB11 Рік тому +3

      @@A7x_Forever yes i was listening in the background and i thought i accidentally skipped the video

    • @tijmen131
      @tijmen131 Рік тому +2

      @@A7x_Forever Yeah exactly, gives me New Kids vibes xD

  • @hizersnizer
    @hizersnizer Рік тому +152

    If you get a sentence you wouldn’t say to your primary school teacher, the video ends
    -German Duolingo

    • @heinrich.hitzinger
      @heinrich.hitzinger Рік тому +5

      He's going to do the whole tree. xD

    • @richellewagner5177
      @richellewagner5177 Рік тому +1

      @@heinrich.hitzinger yeah, the whole tree of germanic languages

    • @misioke2113
      @misioke2113 Рік тому

      die geschirsplumashine idk is this correctly XDD

    • @msdarkhalo666
      @msdarkhalo666 Рік тому +2

      @@misioke2113 Geschirrspülmaschine*

    • @doodleplayer4014
      @doodleplayer4014 Рік тому

      @@msdarkhalo666 Man, I'm rusty as hell, is that dishwasher?

  • @ghostcrocodile6831
    @ghostcrocodile6831 Рік тому +53

    If it sounds like you're choking on a potato, the video ends.
    Duolingo Danish

  • @marijnschotsman5122
    @marijnschotsman5122 Рік тому +513

    As a Dutch person I laughed so hard at FRAUW

    • @Dusti_buns
      @Dusti_buns Рік тому +9

      Same, het is zo grappig

    • @DEVIL-xg9bh
      @DEVIL-xg9bh Рік тому +29

      DE MON

    • @leonzspotg
      @leonzspotg Рік тому +9

      para doesn’t know how to pronounce r 😂

    • @No19Name94
      @No19Name94 Рік тому +10

      Ik ook! En ben ook best verbaasd dat nog best veel Nederlanders ParashockX kijken

    • @official_julianvandermade
      @official_julianvandermade Рік тому +4

      Weet je, dit is veel te grappig

  • @knackigbrot
    @knackigbrot Рік тому +64

    "If I get Dutch Flashbacks within the first lesson, I finish the Unit 1 Legendary Trophy"
    - Duolingo German

  • @alexcreesper
    @alexcreesper Рік тому +154

    If you can't pronounce a word, the video ends
    -Duolingo Russian

  • @No19Name94
    @No19Name94 Рік тому +54

    If you can't pronounce a word, the video ends
    - Duolingo Hungarian

  • @nyoomnyoomnyoom
    @nyoomnyoomnyoom Рік тому +158

    The n in jongen is officially pronounced. HOWEVER it usually isn't pronounced because we Dutchies are lazy af lmao. I get the confusion you had about the stilent n. I think the person slightly pronounced it, like not fully but enough to kinda hear it.
    You did really well, this makes me really happy hahaha. And you said het meisje well! Wish you had continued the course

    • @impishDullahan
      @impishDullahan Рік тому +6

      Meanwhile the further West you get in Flanders, the more we like the N and ignore the vowel altogether.

    • @heinrich.hitzinger
      @heinrich.hitzinger Рік тому +1

      @@impishDullahan Jongn?

    • @impishDullahan
      @impishDullahan Рік тому +1

      @@heinrich.hitzinger Don't stop there when you can reduce en and een, too: n jongn n n man

    • @tijmen131
      @tijmen131 Рік тому

      @@impishDullahan same for the south of The Netherlands

    • @Dutch_gigachad
      @Dutch_gigachad Рік тому

      Im dutch too

  • @OrionStudiosOfficial
    @OrionStudiosOfficial Рік тому +48

    I love how it fades into the outro instead of immediately ending the video

  • @Dniepr
    @Dniepr Рік тому +5

    "If you can't pronounce a word, the video ends"
    Duolingo Esperanto

  • @dappercoat249
    @dappercoat249 Рік тому +69

    I started practicing Dutch about a year ago so me and a Dutch friend of mine could communicate easier, And despite practicing for nearly a year now, some of your pronunciations are still better than mine

    • @dappercoat249
      @dappercoat249 Рік тому +14

      After watching the full video I’d like to retract my statement about his pronunciation being better than mine

    • @astrokitty5956
      @astrokitty5956 Рік тому +3

      oh damn

    • @Miman4206
      @Miman4206 Рік тому +9

      Kijk. Je eerste taal en je taalgevoel zijn belangrijk maar oefening baart kunst en gelukkig is Nederlands redelijk consitent bij uitspraak en dergelijke. Maar als je fouten maakt met de dt-regel moet je je geen zorgen maken want de meeste Nederlandstaligen maken hun hele leven hier fouten over. Als je deze comment trouwens goed kon lezen zonder te vertalen dan geloof ik dat je Nederlands als redelijk goed is.

    • @dappercoat249
      @dappercoat249 Рік тому +1

      @@Miman4206 that’s kind of you to say! My Dutch wasn’t good enough to read all of it though, so I had to use some Google translate.

    • @Miman4206
      @Miman4206 Рік тому +7

      @@dappercoat249 np. I was actually suprised people willingly learn our language. So i hope you keep yourself motivated learning our language and get some fun out of it

  • @atomiclena128
    @atomiclena128 Рік тому +13

    As a Dutch person, I cried over your mental breakdown over the word ‘jongen’. The n is not officially silent, but honestly, no-one pronounces it because we’re all lazy. We pronounce it the same way as in the last name ‘De Jonge’.
    Also, you nailed ‘het meisje’.

  • @PowerPunch360
    @PowerPunch360 Рік тому +5

    3:37 That pure rage😂

  • @OfficialNightic
    @OfficialNightic Рік тому +27

    As a dutch person, your accent kinda works somehow

  • @pit4408
    @pit4408 Рік тому +6

    "If you can't pronounce a word, the Video ends" - Doulingo German

    • @mrfuntom
      @mrfuntom Рік тому

      Just like dutch, but original version

    • @pit4408
      @pit4408 Рік тому

      That's right

  • @vampirzz
    @vampirzz Рік тому +22

    This video is longer than what I expected, good job.

  • @EinfachLuis05
    @EinfachLuis05 Рік тому +13

    As a German I enjoyed this video so much cuz Dutch and German has a lot similarities

  • @OscarDeLaHoyad
    @OscarDeLaHoyad Рік тому +5

    If you can’t pronounce a Word correctly - the video ends
    Duolingo - Danish

  • @snowysnowwish
    @snowysnowwish Рік тому +5

    dutch representinggg! you were actually doing really good, and i don't even think you said the last one wrong!

  • @Yuri-zs8kd
    @Yuri-zs8kd Рік тому +10

    Let me tell you in dutch we don't usually have silent letters but sometimes, like in the word "jongen", we prefer to not pronounce the n at the end since it is a bit faster this way. So "jongen" is the correct pronunciation and "jonge" is the most used pronunciation.

  • @Jurjino
    @Jurjino Рік тому +4

    This is literally my favorite parashockx video 😂

  • @steeffthekazoouser1781
    @steeffthekazoouser1781 Рік тому +12

    As a dutch man, i immidiatly clicked this videa

  • @ShotHappens2007
    @ShotHappens2007 Рік тому +6

    “If you fail to meet expectations five times, you draw yourself as a monster”
    -Going Under: Internships are Heck

  • @justagamer878
    @justagamer878 Рік тому +2

    If you let go of the sword, the video ends.
    -The one who pulls out the sword will be crowned king

  • @EnsaneGames
    @EnsaneGames Рік тому +3

    If you can't pronounce a word the video ends
    -Duolingo Danish

  • @scoutman66
    @scoutman66 Рік тому +28

    I've been anticipating this one. Time to hear my language being butchered once again!

  • @fusionplayz8797
    @fusionplayz8797 Рік тому +12

    This video was a piece of art, as someone who is dutch i almost died laughing 😂😂😂

  • @alphagamer4839
    @alphagamer4839 Рік тому +2

    “If you feel traumatized the video ends”
    -Mickey is forced to choose between goofy and his country

  • @sapphirethealpha5005
    @sapphirethealpha5005 Рік тому +4

    As Dutchie
    I've been waiting for this

  • @CykeGames
    @CykeGames Рік тому +3

    Legends say he's still trying to pronounce it to this day...

  • @serhiy-serhiiv
    @serhiy-serhiiv Рік тому +13

    If you can't pronounce a word, the video ends.
    - Duolingo Ukrainian

  • @david09lazar
    @david09lazar Рік тому +4

    "If you can't pronounce a word, the video ends"
    Duolingo Hungarian
    (This'll be the shortest video of all time)

  • @randomdoggo6394
    @randomdoggo6394 Рік тому +1

    "If you can't pronounce a word, the video ends."
    -Duolingo French

  • @justapotato6653
    @justapotato6653 Рік тому +2

    "If you get jumpscared, the video ends."
    - Oblitus Casa

  • @No19Name94
    @No19Name94 Рік тому +8

    You saying 'de vrouw' sounds so funny for a Dutchie like me 😂

  • @panoseretriapanos470
    @panoseretriapanos470 Рік тому +2

    If you can't pronounce a word the video ends
    -duolingo Greek

  • @darkini1783
    @darkini1783 Рік тому +1

    if you miss a parry, the game switches.
    -Games with parry system.

  • @cutewhitedemon6317
    @cutewhitedemon6317 Рік тому +5

    As a Dutch person this is very entertaining to watch lol

  • @shreksophone1413
    @shreksophone1413 Рік тому +2

    if you can’t pronounce a word, the video ends
    duolingo esperanto

  • @juliaboskamp9666
    @juliaboskamp9666 Рік тому +7

    as a Dutch woman I can say that you are doing quite well for the first time most really have trouble speaking Dutch

  • @RoboCrusherG
    @RoboCrusherG Рік тому +7

    If I can't pronounce a word the video ends-Duolingo Arabic

  • @Deathsong19
    @Deathsong19 Рік тому +3

    "If you sing along the video ends"
    -'Song for learning Japanese' by Mihara Keigo

  • @WimDaWinner
    @WimDaWinner Рік тому +5

    I have been learning Dutch in Duolingo for 2 years, and I cracked up when you were pronouncing "het meisje"! Don't worry, I have been dealing with pronunciation obstacles too, like the word "bezienswaardigheden"

    • @lennaerthondelink7374
      @lennaerthondelink7374 Рік тому +1

      Hottentottententententoonstelling
      Bospaddestoelensoep
      Brandweerwaterreservoir

    • @Myuunium
      @Myuunium Рік тому +1

      @@lennaerthondelink7374 And another OG: vrachtwagenautobandventieldopjesfabrikant

    • @MrBeast60o0
      @MrBeast60o0 Рік тому

      Aansprakelijkheidswaardevastellingsveranderingen

  • @sergiohidalgocollado
    @sergiohidalgocollado Рік тому +6

    "If you say a pronoun, the screen gets narrower"
    -Any game

  • @abdusalah555
    @abdusalah555 Рік тому +1

    as a Dutch person, how we call Squidward Tentacles in Dutch is Octo Tentakel and how we say pancake in Dutch is pannenkoek

  • @JhonisGR
    @JhonisGR Рік тому +1

    If you can't pronounce a word the video ends.
    - Duolingo Greek

  • @georgiostheodorou7867
    @georgiostheodorou7867 Рік тому +1

    "If you can't pronounce a word the video ends"
    Duolingo Greek

  • @discomug
    @discomug Рік тому +1

    "If you sneeze, the video ends."

  • @GamerLord64
    @GamerLord64 Рік тому +4

    As a Dutch person I could hear alot things that you slightly mispronounced but I want more of this so I am happy you didn't stop there

  • @penguin_yay1
    @penguin_yay1 Рік тому +1

    "If you can't pronounce a word, the video ends."
    Duolingo Finnish

  • @TheTrueD
    @TheTrueD Рік тому +1

    Pronunciation at 3:44 was perfect

  • @the_swiss_potato4334
    @the_swiss_potato4334 Рік тому +1

    "If I can't pronounce, it the video ends"
    Duolingo Arabic

  • @soul1543
    @soul1543 Рік тому +1

    Je deed het best goed eigenlijk, niet verwacht ahhaha (good job)

  • @Huptomi
    @Huptomi Рік тому +2

    If you can't pronounce a word, the video ends.
    - Duolingo Hungarian

    • @No19Name94
      @No19Name94 Рік тому

      Nice! I got the same idea! It's a really hard language to pronounce well

  • @astrokitty5956
    @astrokitty5956 Рік тому

    oh and the series continues

  • @Asendra01
    @Asendra01 Рік тому +1

    If you can't pronounce a word, the video ends!
    -Duolingo German

  • @jenn3641
    @jenn3641 Рік тому +1

    “If you get uncomfortable/you laugh, the video ends.”
    -Jack in the box teriyaki bowls commercial

  • @No19Name94
    @No19Name94 Рік тому +4

    The flag on the thumbnail looks like the Luxembourg flag instead of the Dutch flag. Luxembourg uses a brighter blue color

  • @StatsCount
    @StatsCount Рік тому +1

    "If you can't pronounce the letters or a word, the video ends"
    Duolingo Arabic

  • @RealPersonIsFake
    @RealPersonIsFake Рік тому +1

    If you can’t pronounce a word, the video ends
    -Duolingo Latin

  • @Not_Serp
    @Not_Serp Рік тому

    “if you find a comment not about high prices the video ends”
    most recent playoverwatch video

  • @nononono06
    @nononono06 Рік тому +1

    If you cant pronounce the word the video ends.
    Duolingo - Hungarian

  • @moth_xd
    @moth_xd Рік тому +1

    if you can’t pronounce the word the video ends
    -duolingo hungarian

  • @ab_4583
    @ab_4583 Рік тому +2

    If you can't pronounce a LETTER, the video ends
    -Duolingo Arabic

  • @Herobacon
    @Herobacon Рік тому +1

    If you feel wiser the video ends
    -Dog of Wisdom (UA-cam)

  • @GamerLord64
    @GamerLord64 Рік тому +1

    If you get a answer wrong the video ends
    - Duolingo Dutch

  • @Tyler._.
    @Tyler._. Рік тому +3

    "If you can't pronounce a word, the video ends"
    Duolingo French

  • @misioke2113
    @misioke2113 Рік тому +4

    if I can't pronounce the word, the video ends
    duolingo arabic

  • @adrifromsplash
    @adrifromsplash Рік тому +1

    "If you cringe, the video ends"
    -YahTab

  • @Eieieieid
    @Eieieieid Рік тому

    Congrats on 2 mill

  • @iamabletodoeverything9096
    @iamabletodoeverything9096 Рік тому +1

    if you can't pronounce a word, the video ends
    -duolingo portuguese

  • @luckyluciano1584
    @luckyluciano1584 Рік тому

    The speaker said everything right

  • @MilekEagle
    @MilekEagle Рік тому +1

    I hope for Danish next, it’s so fun watching these 😁

  • @officer_chicken8581
    @officer_chicken8581 Рік тому

    I am learning dutch and before i start watching the video i saw that you wrote in the dissciption Hat Masia when it is correctly Het Meisje. But the video is still good. Please continue with videos like that.

  • @sandrex9948
    @sandrex9948 Рік тому +1

    If you cant pronounce s world the video ends
    Duolingo Ru

  • @IUnqualifiedI
    @IUnqualifiedI Рік тому +1

    would love to see this style but for duolingo norwegian

  • @Irishcountryballwastaken
    @Irishcountryballwastaken Рік тому

    ‘If you can’t do a math problem , the video ends’ Duolingo math

  • @otteralex5571
    @otteralex5571 Рік тому

    If you can’t pronounce a word the video ends: duolingo klingon

  • @adi_barb
    @adi_barb Рік тому +1

    If you can't pronunce a word, the video ends
    -- Duolingo Romanian-

  • @globusyep5603
    @globusyep5603 Рік тому +1

    If you cannot pronounce a word the video ends - Duolingo Vietnamese

  • @aliwatson7178
    @aliwatson7178 Рік тому

    If you feel disturbed the video ends
    -family guy in a nutshell

  • @No19Name94
    @No19Name94 Рік тому +2

    If you can't pronounce a word, the video ends
    - Duolingo Vietnamese

  • @hiperaura1615
    @hiperaura1615 Рік тому

    If you feel disturbed, the video ends
    -Any HowToBasic Video

  • @jjwsvtk9987
    @jjwsvtk9987 Рік тому

    3:44 said it perfectly here lol

  • @aquadik4103
    @aquadik4103 Рік тому

    "If you feel sad, the video ends"
    - every child should watch this.. (Rita Tripp)

  • @memele4991
    @memele4991 Рік тому

    De dag is gearriveerd.

  • @ArcticBonn
    @ArcticBonn Рік тому

    if you find a normal channel icon the video ends(not chad)
    "can you feel my heart music video"

  • @Mecreator
    @Mecreator Рік тому +4

    Me As Dutch speaking watching a American try’s to speak Dutch… this is funny 😂😂

  • @UmutHP
    @UmutHP Рік тому +1

    If you can't pronounce "ğ" the video ends
    - Duolingo Turkish

  • @gunnarretarderad6866
    @gunnarretarderad6866 Рік тому

    "If you can't pronounce the word the video end"
    Duolingo Swedish

  • @notfundy240
    @notfundy240 Рік тому +1

    Has duolingo even hired parashockx to remind me to do my Dutch?

  • @katet8639
    @katet8639 Рік тому +3

    You're actually pretty good at this. You pronounced ''het meisje'' better than most people who learn dutch, you could've continued the video haha

  • @KOCYK745
    @KOCYK745 Рік тому

    You got better in this after Polish and Check

  • @JeansJones
    @JeansJones Рік тому

    "If you get disturbed the video ends" Hive mentality

  • @JetT3r289
    @JetT3r289 Рік тому +1

    If you feel grossed out, the video ends
    Filthy Frank cake trilogy

  • @keanomaas7682
    @keanomaas7682 Рік тому

    If I die, the video ends
    -Zardy's maze

  • @erinsgeography3619
    @erinsgeography3619 Рік тому

    1:49 “Is n silent, is that what I'm hearing?”
    no, you can't hear it if it's silent

  • @determineddaaf3
    @determineddaaf3 Рік тому +6

    It kinda makes sense that you did pretty well, Dutch and English do have a decent amount of similarities. But it's still quite a difficult language (and I say that as a Dutch person, seriously screw our grammar), so good job.

    • @Thoomas2001
      @Thoomas2001 Рік тому

      Quite a few non-native Dutch speakers have told me Dutch is pretty easy in their opinion. Especially in terms of pronunciation rules; Dutch seems to be pretty regular with its pronunciation.

    • @astrokitty5956
      @astrokitty5956 Рік тому

      ya

    • @Miman4206
      @Miman4206 Рік тому +1

      Oh if you want shitty pronounciation and grammar you should do French. Total shit

    • @ildikomelindacsabina3291
      @ildikomelindacsabina3291 Рік тому +1

      English grammar is way more complicated than dutch. As of a fact according to studies, for English speakers, Dutch is one of the easiest languages to learn... for non-English speakers it is a hell of a different story...

    • @Myuunium
      @Myuunium Рік тому

      @@ildikomelindacsabina3291 Honestly I find that Dutch grammar is a giant step in dog shit compared to English grammar, at least with what I've got in mind right now. At least you don't have two words for "both" that have no discernable grammatical difference (and no AUDIBLE difference either since we just drop the ending Ns). In English, you have place first and time later, and these things tend to be at the start or end of a clause or sentence, whereas in Dutch you can really just toss words into any word soup order and it'll count.

  • @yuurst5283
    @yuurst5283 Рік тому

    Your angry "vrouw" was actually really good