This Is What 1,000 Days Of Minecraft Hardcore Looks Like…
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- Опубліковано 4 кві 2023
- We have officially spent 1000 days in this minecraft world... so far
This took a very long time haha, subscribe :)
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I Spent 24 Hours Getting As Rich As Possible:
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I Built The Most Over The Top Nether Portal In Minecraft Hardcore:
• I Built The Most Over ...
I Mapped Out 24,987,432 Blocks To Build This In Minecraft Hardcore
• I Mapped Out 24,987,43...
2000 Dogs Vs Minecraft Hardcore
• 2000 Dogs vs Minecraft...
I Collected Every Illegal Item In Minecraft Hardcore
• I Collected Every Ille...
I Put An Entire Ocean In The Nether In Minecraft Hardcore
• I Put An Entire Ocean ...
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brb making 2000 days
chill out man, take a break first atleast
bros trying to speedrun videos
Just casually take time out his life for our entertainment
Edit: NO WAY I JUST GOT 100 LIKES
Finally another video thank you thank you
CHIIIILL
This man is out here casually setting the standard for hardcore like it’s nothing
na that’s LukeTheNotable but he’s still good
@@callumchertavian4843 lmao
does philza mean nothing to you
@@kunimno1563 i’m taking specifically the “1000 days” model. ofc philza had a long ass hardcore world
@@allmoneyinnomoneyout2046 i mean he has an emerald tower, an emerald lawn, an emerald wall, and a emerald town
Warden: *exists*
Kolanii: And i took that personally
Talking about in real life
I just love how he matches the building sounds to the music beat. It's a subtle detail but makes boring parts of building a bit more entertaining.
and its so satisfying
2 hours of kolanii is actually heaven
Could'nt agree more ^^
Yep
Lol 😂😂
This
exactly
Mad respect for Kolanii and his editor🎉
yeah!!
i wish i had an editor... lol
i’d say the respect is pretty happy
@@Kolanii Mad respect for Kolanii and Kolanii for editing all these videos🎉
@@KolaniiI like kollani he is fun to watch I will watch this whenever I am board
Can we all agree that kolanii is the most mind distracting, most hilarious, and just makes people’s day just by being himself.
I have watched countless YT MC creators and you my good sir are by far the most enjoyable no bullshit creator I have had the pleasure of watching. I have yet found anyone who makes content quite as enjoyable as that you produce, top tier mate truly top tier!
Have I watched all of Kolanii’s videos countless times already? Yes.
Am I going to watch them again in a 2 hour compilation and enjoy every second immensely? Of course.
same here bro
I was literally about to make the same comment lol
yes.
..yep
Never gets old
It's a 2 hour video but it feels like a 10 minute video.
It's just this good that Kolanii gave me the ability to travel through time physically and spiritually.
Amazing.
no its not
true
@@Maxakai why you just say no its not to everybody
@@gurkha630 no its not
It actchaly fells like a 6 hour vid for me at the beginning!
the question about the spoon icon for mining fatigue got me thinking. the obvious answer is that mining fatigue makes you feel like you’re mining with a spoon, that’s how slow you’re going. but another answer that i like to think of is the common use of “spoons” equating to energy for people with chronic illness or disabilities, chronic fatigue syndrome being an example. often times you’ll hear people with chronic illness say they don’t have enough spoons for a certain task, which basically just means they don’t have enough physical or mental energy to do it. which is also pretty fitting, having a spoon icon for mining fatigue.
i'm doing a marathon of your videos because i love the editing and because of the absolutely batshit insane ideas you have that still somehow work
0:00 Intro
0:36 I Spent 24 Hours Getting As Rich As Possible
24:34 I Built The Most Over The Top Nether Portal In Minecraft Hardcore
42:16 I Mapped Out 24,987,432 Blocks To Build This In Minecraft Hardcore
1:04:54 2000 Dogs Vs Minecraft Hardcore
1:20:53 I Collected Every Illegal Item In Minecraft Hardcore
1:44:14 I Put An Entire Ocean In The Nether In Minecraft Hardcore
thank you
helpful
Ty
2:02:56 Snack Break With Fish
Ummmm your some good fans
Such Hermitcraft level dedication on the builds and I respect it so much. First video I’ve watched of yours, definitely gonna watch more
U watched the culmination of all kolanni videos, and this is ur first video of 2 hours. Dedication bro
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I honestly love his humor 😂 I just feel like he’s one of the funniest minecraft hardcore youtubers
woke up to this and now i have to restart and watch the whole thing
Same
Ahh yes, another video of this man making me question his sanity for 2 hours
The best hardcore youtuber ever! Love the video’s
no its not
@@Maxakaithat’s your dam opinion
@@katiegomez4765 no its not
@@Maxakaieverybody likes someone else
the warden dog fight bit is still probably the most outlandish thing done. Its almost comedic how well it worked
He’s so funny because he’s just casual. And when he does chuckle even the slightest bit it makes it so much funnier!
This is longer than the fnaf movie
started feeling absolutely awful emotionally a few hours ago and this video is just so nice. your humor and content is the perfect mix of distraction and laugh inducing
@@DeezNuts-np4jowhat the hell
@@DeezNuts-np4jo lumpy boy
@@VorgOfficalit’s a hormonal time 🤷🏻♀️ lmfaooooo
same here dood. hope your tonight or today has been fab tho 😄
@@DeezNuts-np4jo imagine “she” is a he and he/she is 10😂😂😂😂
Even though I've watched all of his videos repeatedly, I still watched this for the whole 2 hours and 3 minutes without pausing because apparently, I have no life.
And the fact that he does this by himself is insane. I wanted to start UA-cam a while back and make videos then I realized, I'm still in school.... and have no time for ANY of the editing I would need to do. Keep doing what you do best Kolanii ^^
2 hours 3 minutes and one second*
@@wardvandensande5491 🤓
Shut up kid your corny
@@wardvandensande5491was about to point that out, you ain’t a real one if you haven’t watched it for 2 hours 3 minutes and 1 second
@Floyd same
Who is ready for 2000 days
How is bro so calm?
It's outrageous that this is a 2 hour video and I have no doubts I'm going to be able to watch it all the way through without getting bored,
That's seriously how you know this is true entertainment.
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"I like Smite"
*Kolanii has just earned the achievement: Brand new sentence!*
You definitely deserve the subscription . You're amazing at this game and I'm learning so much for you. Great work
Kolanii is the only UA-camr I’ve seen that makes 1000 days genuinely interesting
Check out loony.
REAL
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. Which is Kolanii? Yes. The sheer dedication to each of these builds is amazing, and the end products are always top-notch.
love how each of this guys projects just progressively get more unhinged
47:03 i love how you made a 8-bit arcade game music style with the blocks 😂😂
Totally forgot about "does this give me fire resistance? yeah, it kinda does if you keep eating them". absolute GEM of a quote.
Personal favourite is: Look at allllllll that fakery
Alternate video title: Kolanii Cheekily Pretends to Resent Minecraft and Be Bad At It While Astounding All of Us With His Skill for Two Hours - A Movie
He’s not bad
He’s funny
Watched and loved every minute of it. Even tho it is 2 hours, It's quality is astounding. Great job man. Never though i would watch a 2 hour yt video ever. It is even longer than some movies.❤❤
I like to rewatch this from time to time
why he is not uploading?
Lukethenotable invented the 1000 days genre. Kolanii mastered it.
with how much this man is playing hardcore it feels like he has never lost any game ever
Me, answering the question at the beginning: “Yes. Yes, I do, Kolanii.”
I really think that Kolanii and Sandiction would be an amazing duo, i would love if they will ever collab
Kolanii is that one UA-camr that you binge watch all his videos multiple times, forgets he exists, then he posts again and you repeat the process all over
I wanted to let you know that when you trade absorbent amounts of items to a villager they will actually see that as profitable and raise their trades for a few days. I had cartographers that I sold one glas pane for one emerald and if I sold way to much in a few days they'd raise them like crazy unless I left them alone for a bit. It's a strange thing, but very cool detail for Mojang to have put in.
its not strange its basic economics
@@malekstreamz4941yeah, he just meant that it’s cool they even considered it
'okay villagers how we doing, oh you're asleep. oh good idea.'
*kolanii commits murder to 2 villagers and kills himself*
Seeing the intro to your end world and not knowing what was in it, I actually thought the black concrete was the actual void. It's so frickin realistic! Good job Kolanii!
I love falling asleep to these videos, they're so chaotic but calming at the same time
The effort this man puts into each video and the editing process, is just amazing. Loving the content! Let’s go to 2000 days like it’s nothing!
This guy is amazing. I have watched this video 382 times and 10/10 would watch again.
Bro spent 31 days watching Minecraft 😭
0:20 "stick around to find out. Stick around for 2 hours to find out."
Love it lol
I've watched all of these many times but having a collection is great. I can't wait to see what comes next.
This series is honestly one of my favourite things to watch
Congrats bro, love your content, you've inspired me to keep playing
1000 days kolanii? WE NEED YOU TO DO 9000💀😝
The dog and chickens. Brilliant.
it’s always a good day when Kolanii drops a banger :]
Kolanii, your videos are one of the only videos I instantly click when I see them.
They're overly entertaining to watch!
Kolanii mak it look like the nature is trying to fight back against the nether killing off the land! Shoutout pls
Having used lava light for a long time, I knew the danger, and the basic math for that and the glass. Hats off to ya!!
As a Nigerian, 3:42 made me laugh. Love you kolanii
This video single handedly inspired me to both subscribe to you and return back to Minecraft because the creative potential of this community never ceases to amaze me.
20th time watching this and still not bored
kolanii's dry humor is literally everything
Always a good day when kolanii posts
Edit: we need a woodland mansion video 😭
Honestly kolanii is just one of the funniest and most entertaining you tubers to watch, I appreciate the content man keep up the good work❤🔥🔥
"Mom can we get dan tdm?"
"We have dan tdm at home."
Dan tdm at home:
Man accomplished in 24 hours what I couldn't in 24 years of playing Minecraft
This is so sick, makes me want to get my hardcore world looking this good
Ahhhh...... Time for coffee and Kolanii.
This is my go to video for hand washing dishes so thanks!
Kolanii the handyman, describes his resumé in 2 hours.
This man's voice is therapeutic. I listen to him while doing homework ❤
YES YES YESSSSS IT CAME!!!
When the ender dragon destroyed the towers I was like “NOOOOO” and then you said it was a backup world and I got this huge sense of relief
THIS MAN IS TAKING THE 100 DAYS CHALLENGE TO WHOLE ANOTHER LEVELS
Quotes by Kolanii:
0:50:” Elon Musk,Jeffery Bazos,Bill Gates, Mr Krabbs. What do all these tycoons have in common? That’s right an insatiable amount appetite…for wealth.”
5:21: “Gimme that sweet firey nectar.”
5:32: “Ender Pearl eyes”
7:12: “Ha,trust me I am not interested in your kid. Unless he has Ender Pearls.
8:06: “Okay, she’s coming down for her BELLY TICKLES! Someone likes some TICKLES?!
8:24 : “Oh,these guys want tickles too?
10:31 : “I wish you all the best in your…Imprisonment.”
10:37: “brilliant”
10:59:”Granted your ears may be bleeding, but at least you get those sweet levels bruh.”
11:11: “Hey! Hey you! Yeah you! And you, and you and you, and this guy and that one, and you, and her,and him!”
11:34: “Just straight spinning”
12:41: “You mine,you mine,you mine,get-get out the bed”
13:16: “Now comes my favorite part, doing nothing!
13:30: “hello…”
15:53: “Yes! Thank you :D”
19:28: “Okay one thing I don’t understand, how were there two chickens there? How-how where there two chickens there?”
23:40: “hmmm… hmm… hm… Nice :]”
25:55: “Okay now we have to but a giant obsidian circle, and if my calculations are correct which they always AREN’T!”
32:42: “An now I AKF in my little AFK…Uh hole”
33:22: “Look at all that fakery. Isn’t it Marvelous? Isn’t it beautiful?”
33:46: “I-I think I might cry,um…”
1:02:20: “ WOT?…WOT?!
1:02:54: “Okay, so all the maps are done. I don’t know weigher to celebrate or cry, maybe a little bit of both?”
1:03:25: “Those clouds though
1:04:38:” Beyond mere aesthetics? There is nothing beyond mere asthmatics,pal.”
1:06:15:” whatareyougonnadobro?”
😅l😮
Broski really just found one of the rarest mobs to exist at hour 5 and laugh while it suffocated itself and die.... This is why i love watching his videos
1 minute and 23 seconds in, you got me laughing with pretty much every sentence. Where were you hiding all this time? The rest of this video better hold up, because I want more. It's fast, it's snappy, and all of that just serves as comedic timing.
17:53 I love game physics. Does some of the funniest things. "Put them in a boat, and they wont de-spawn." They're like cats in a box. You ask them: "Why are you in there?" and they reply: "I don't know.. there's just something inside me that tells me I should."
1:04:54 I just love the fact that there's a creeper right in the middle of it. Surely done on purpose, but it's still unexpected and still funny. Well done.
Also if you're afraid one of your illegal blocks will be corrupted and you lose it, it's smarter to make multiple stacks of 1 than 1 stack of 64. How programming these things usually works, is that you don't actually have 64 individual let's say: diamonds. You have a slot that has "diamond" in it, and that diamond has a quantity value (the number you see). So if your illegal diamond get's corrupted, that entire stack is gone, not just one of the 64. Or you likely have a stack of 64 "nothing" or a stack of "nothing" with quantity value "nothing" (which is not the same as 0, but effectively the same) taking up a slot which you can't interact with at all.
i love how stuff happen and then hes just like "hmm" LOL
I just saw that this got uploaded and i am about to watch this thing entirely like it’s the sense of my life. Nothing can prevent me from watching this 2h thing right now, not even a tsunami. I’d then sit on a fucking nearby mountain with all the citizens while watching your video, when all the people around me just being traumatized and in panic mode, because of the fact that their houses are full with ocean. I love you Kolanii❤️
i have seen all of these episodes separately in one sitting but i cant watch this in one sitting
great work man
The way he roasted that zombified pigling is gone up the top
your sense of humor very much suits to me. "Pether Nortal" is awesome :DD
for some reason i never get bored of this.... seeing someone making progress in a game. keep up bro.
Just in case someone was still wondering; the Minjng Fatigue is a spoon because, if you use a spoon instead of a shovel it takes a much longer time :)
Never seen your videos and just watch it all for 2 hours straight loved it all
Will I watch every single video of kolanii's video atleast 2-4 times?
Yes.
Will I watch every second of a 2 hour compilation of his videos atleast 1-3 times play be more?
Yes.
Sidenote: your lucky dude. There is a 5% chance of finding a baby piglin riding a chicken. Specifically a baby piglin
Already watched these videos so many times over. . so glad to see them all together.
Weirdest thing though? I’m just now thinking about the portal tree. . what if there was netherack instead of the smooth stone in the *portal?*
Sure, it’s not a detail you’ll look too hard at, but still, would’ve added more realism now that I thought about it
I remember the good'ol'days when fighting the enderdragon took months of preparation now it's just BEDS
I swear this guy has a degree in architecture
0:50 Greatest quote ever
Tons of respect, it's an amazing vid! great work, I look forward to future content!
Side note:
Did anyone else notice the splice when he "successfully" did the 360 in his elytra at 33:38? if not, you can use the comma and period keys on your keyboard to look at it frame by frame.
Good eye. I wouldn't have noticed that without the comma and period keys.
It's called l a g
Alternate title: true dedication
''That makes absolutely zero logic I was falling for about six months.''
I’m about to watch this in one go at such an early hour. 🎉😂
2:13 am and 48 minutes in 😂
It's amazing how kolanii sacrifices his time for our entertainment
This was unbelievable the first time I watched it. How ? Why ? What ? 😮
Breaking minecraft, one block at a time. The grind is really, thanks man ❤
Kolanii be funnier than most hardcore youtubers fr fr
First time seeing you. The editing made me subscribe
Holy Moly where have you been all my life?!? You are an absolute riot in the best way possible. The way your mind works is brilliant and I had the most fun 2 hours watching this! Can you be my spirit animal or my patronus!? 😇😅 Can't wait to watch your other content!
Oml. This man's dedication and motivation is jaw dropping. I can't even find the motivation to clean my room and he's putting in literal months of effort to break his Minecraft world. Just incredible 🤣
Too clean. Says the person who played hardcore Minecraft for 1000 days
Lol, dude really says "Look pigs it's knock back 2 dirt, knock back 2 dirt". Lmaooooo