I'm Not Gay But This Is A Good Deal - Sydney Castillo

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  • Опубліковано 6 лют 2025
  • What do you do when a stranger offers you a deal you can’t refuse? Sydney Castillo reveals what he choose when a gay man offered him a deal of a lifetime.
    For more Sydney Castillo subscribe to his channel ‪@Sydneyisfunny‬ and follow him on Instagram @sydneyisfunny!
    Originally filmed 10/3/21
    Videographer: Jesse Woodworth | IG: @jesseisnude
    Editor: Keera Stephen IG @keera.s
    Held every Sunday at the Laugh Factory on the famous Sunset strip, Chocolate Sundaes is unlike any other comedy show you’ve ever seen!
    We showcase a powerful mix of seasoned veterans as well as up-and-coming comedians who you’ve seen on all of the major networks. Recent performers include Kevin Hart, Ali Wong, Katt Williams, Howie Mandel, Tracy Morgan, and Bill Bellamy, just to name a few.
    You never know who may be attendance in the audience. Recent celebrity sightings include Jay Z & Beyonce, Tyrese, Justin Bieber, Kendall Jenner, and J Cole.
    Every Sunday at 7:00 & 9:30 p.m. at The Laugh Factory in Hollywood.
    Executive Producer: Pookey Wigington
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 416

  • @44RisingSun44
    @44RisingSun44 3 роки тому +1063

    No one has ever enjoyed a comic as much as dude in white in the front row lmao. Man got his money worth that night!

    • @techboi_420
      @techboi_420 3 роки тому +85

      Went back to watch and you ain't wrong. I love watching people laughing hard

    • @ayeboileeabundance1480
      @ayeboileeabundance1480 3 роки тому +6

      🤣😅

    • @EmmanuelBrito
      @EmmanuelBrito 3 роки тому +11

      1:46 RRRrooFFfLl

    • @jonturner6769
      @jonturner6769 3 роки тому +17

      He ain't never been nowhere an been in the front

    • @katrinatucker6848
      @katrinatucker6848 3 роки тому +18

      I was at this show right behind him ... he definitely enjoyed himself .. but so did all of us! Sydney is hilarious 😂

  • @marcleon1513
    @marcleon1513 3 роки тому +158

    The guy with t white shirt would probably be a great friend. I can tell he's supportive. If nobody thinks this dude is funny he does.

  • @lifeofviea4807
    @lifeofviea4807 3 роки тому +748

    "Imma hit her with so many facts"
    That part took me out😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jerico80
      @jerico80 3 роки тому +27

      😂😂😂 Man i was in the yard yesterday moving branches and said that exact line!!! Only to watch this today.

    • @cashaddict55
      @cashaddict55 3 роки тому +4

      @@jerico80 your not the only one. I stay hitting her with them precepts from the Bible…, like God said I didn’t write it😎

    • @travishood1163
      @travishood1163 3 роки тому +5

      Men facts hit harder than women facts and they can't take it lol. Men hold on to them until the end of a relationship lol.

    • @PickEmUpMessEmUp
      @PickEmUpMessEmUp 3 роки тому

      Facts though I been doing the same shit ready 😂😂

    • @Jahairalove84
      @Jahairalove84 3 роки тому

      @@travishood1163 men facts hit harder than women? Lol the fuck kind of women you been with?

  • @bryaneberly3588
    @bryaneberly3588 3 роки тому +691

    That's basically how my hubby proposed to me.
    Been four years and I'm out here gardening and making crafts and shit.
    It is a great deal.

  • @Deviljho5
    @Deviljho5 3 роки тому +1057

    Obstructive sleep apnea in conjunction with sleep paralysis! All jokes aside, these experiences can be super frightening!

    • @kawaiionee-chan9557
      @kawaiionee-chan9557 3 роки тому +15

      That how my mom saved me atleast 2 times

    • @shaunabee
      @shaunabee 3 роки тому +13

      Scary For real! Had to train my hubby to shake me awake.

    • @92yankee52
      @92yankee52 3 роки тому +12

      I had that experience once and I used to sleep with a blanket over my head. I woke up, couldn’t move, couldn’t see anything and didn’t know where I was it was really intense fright. I had to really will my body to do something and roll off the bed it was weird

    • @PrydeWater901
      @PrydeWater901 3 роки тому +19

      My shit got names?!?!

    • @mikeymike7328
      @mikeymike7328 3 роки тому +4

      Exactly. Had this happen to me twice in my life. It was INTENSE. Felt like HOURS (according to those around me I only started trippen in my sleep for like 2 min)

  • @lakersin556
    @lakersin556 3 роки тому +95

    "What you mean neva" 😆

  • @WinterSo1dier
    @WinterSo1dier 3 роки тому +389

    “What’s her name?”
    “Larry” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @purplel0vely
    @purplel0vely 3 роки тому +410

    He said you need facts, figures and Bible versus for an argument with black women! He ain't never lied! 😆

    • @thachocolategod
      @thachocolategod 3 роки тому +1

      Facts

    • @jerico80
      @jerico80 3 роки тому +18

      None of that dont work. Im dealing with that now. If they aint trying to hear it they aint trying to hear it. At least from you anyways. Im learning....just say it twice and then let God himself show them. He can show them better than i can tell em. 💯 Patience knowing he will do just that is the golden ticket.

    • @teemaro5703
      @teemaro5703 3 роки тому +5

      And there are rebuttals to all that.🤣🤣🤣

    • @leoalvarez8491
      @leoalvarez8491 3 роки тому +1

      I'll say it one time and if they won't listen I'll let them believe what they want. I'll walk out on them bitches and not care at all about the relationship lol

    • @jerico80
      @jerico80 3 роки тому +4

      @@teemaro5703 You aint never lied lol!

  • @gunpolygamist
    @gunpolygamist 3 роки тому +508

    DID HE SAY MY EYES ARE OPEN AND I'M LOOKING AT HER TRYING TO GET HER TO WAKE ME UP I'M IN TEARS WITH LAUGHTER

    • @mikeymike7328
      @mikeymike7328 3 роки тому +56

      I felt what he was saying. That's called sleep paralysis. Fully aware of your surroundings but not in control of your self. It's crazy

    • @nycyabber7103
      @nycyabber7103 3 роки тому +11

      sleep paralysis yo

    • @dammymurphy3964
      @dammymurphy3964 2 роки тому +5

      that shit is real seriously.

    • @rustinstardust2094
      @rustinstardust2094 2 роки тому +4

      I think even if he didn't have sleep paralysis, when you haven't been breathing for a while your extremities become weak and/or numb, so even if you know you have to do something to get oxygen, your body might not be able to act on it. It's a big reason why so many people who play suffocation "games" end up dying accidentally.

    • @gunpolygamist
      @gunpolygamist 2 роки тому +1

      @@rustinstardust2094 PLAUSIBLE

  • @RobandSijay
    @RobandSijay 3 роки тому +86

    "you be breathin" 😫🤣

  • @LadyJanae1
    @LadyJanae1 Рік тому +3

    I love how confident Sydney is, in his manhood! Yessss!

  • @ask3xd903
    @ask3xd903 3 роки тому +183

    I've come into arguments with everything set up to win and I still end up apologizing. Jedi mind tricks.

    • @TooStonedTone
      @TooStonedTone 3 роки тому +9

      Same! But as soon as we start I forget everything I wanted to say and I apologize 😂😂

    • @Jrocka7x
      @Jrocka7x 3 роки тому +7

      This is why I’m single. I always win. Bwahahaha

    • @DTreatz
      @DTreatz Рік тому

      its called simpin 😏

    • @L.I.2RVA
      @L.I.2RVA 8 місяців тому

      🤣😂🤣😂😂

  • @ericervin4778
    @ericervin4778 3 роки тому +61

    HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!! Chocolate Sundaes always bring some of THE BEST standup comics!!!!!

  • @bighomieJ5X
    @bighomieJ5X 3 роки тому +105

    Sydney still bringing the heat 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dominiquetoussaint1455
    @dominiquetoussaint1455 3 роки тому +3

    Merci!

    • @MrBlackMonk
      @MrBlackMonk 2 роки тому +1

      Wtf I didn't know you could donate in the comment section 🤔

  • @GetRightGetLeft
    @GetRightGetLeft 3 роки тому +140

    Sounds like obstructive sleep apnea to me sir. Dude needs to get a sleep study done ASAP…

    • @xlady7772
      @xlady7772 3 роки тому +10

      Right time for C pap or bi pap that's no joke 😕😕😕

    • @GetRightGetLeft
      @GetRightGetLeft 3 роки тому +4

      @@xlady7772 EXACTLY. OSA can lead to so many other medical issues.

    • @tamiesmith8855
      @tamiesmith8855 3 роки тому +3

      Right, I have sleep apnea and I use a c pap he should get checked out for sure.

    • @tamiesmith8855
      @tamiesmith8855 3 роки тому +1

      Snoring isn't funny it can lead to premature death ...

    • @DMKC
      @DMKC 3 роки тому +2

      @@GetRightGetLeft question: do you think that sleep problems may occurred when he was younger and traumatized?✨💚

  • @TheDbrice
    @TheDbrice 3 роки тому +187

    I knew Sydney was a funny dude from the Roast Me shi+, but I didn't know his stand-up was this dope! Loved it cuz!!! Fuckin hilarious cuz!

  • @kylefossett6217
    @kylefossett6217 3 роки тому +35

    That has to be Teddy Ray in the audience with that laugh😂

  • @Hachimon8
    @Hachimon8 3 роки тому +19

    What you mean never? 😭😭 the delivery🤌

  • @zisthename1511
    @zisthename1511 3 роки тому +89

    Bruh, i'm weak "You'll never have to work another day in your life.....whatchu mean?... X)

  • @JAZZLlFE
    @JAZZLlFE 3 роки тому +243

    If Larry was around I bet you'd learn to sleep on your back with one eye open. 😂😂

  • @rodrickhale3044
    @rodrickhale3044 2 роки тому +2

    I went to High School with Sydney. My boy always been funny! I see you my G representing the crib.

  • @nathanael8855
    @nathanael8855 3 роки тому +55

    Lmaooo whole set was good! some guy hit me with that line 2! They confident af lol I said Naw but I said damn that's a good deal tho!

  • @vibedaproducer1992
    @vibedaproducer1992 3 роки тому +6

    “That’s funny nigga? Damnnnn”😂.. “I’m openin up”😂😂 bro he funny as hell

  • @D_19999
    @D_19999 3 роки тому +39

    Bro said imma have to kill the dog 😭😭😂🤣🤣

  • @Blackkurtcobain
    @Blackkurtcobain Рік тому +2

    Whatchu mean never?! 😂😂😂 bruh funny as hell 😂

  • @gogoscorner1111
    @gogoscorner1111 2 роки тому +1

    "What you mean NEVA?!?!?" 👀🤔 ..... 😂😂😂

  • @ChrisandTyCox
    @ChrisandTyCox 3 роки тому +14

    Lmao 😂😅🤣 what you mean never? 😆

  • @evilisinm-sc8rg
    @evilisinm-sc8rg Рік тому +1

    He always in the front row too. Every time this man on 😂

  • @AdovianDones
    @AdovianDones 3 роки тому +6

    the dog, in front of her damn this is genius

  • @tarikwilliams8642
    @tarikwilliams8642 3 роки тому +13

    My wife already know the drill when I start shaking 😂😂😂😂

  • @antonioyoung2977
    @antonioyoung2977 Рік тому +1

    That fool said "what u mean never?" I was dead

  • @balla4life24
    @balla4life24 3 роки тому +5

    Clarification is key 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rustinstardust2094
    @rustinstardust2094 2 роки тому +8

    That deserved way more laughter at the end

  • @vanessaw7325
    @vanessaw7325 3 роки тому +2

    His tummy makes him look cuddly lol

  • @danny1303
    @danny1303 3 роки тому +10

    I had to click after seeing him on roast me lmao dude got it

  • @africadondada6555
    @africadondada6555 2 роки тому +3

    Sidney Castillo...is the most underrated comic...in the World. Said what I said!

  • @JrSmoove
    @JrSmoove 3 роки тому

    You Be Breathing 😭😭😭 I watched this shxt every time its in the suggestions

  • @mitsuomits9077
    @mitsuomits9077 3 роки тому +10

    That's how you talk when you got better options 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Dis2good
      @Dis2good Рік тому

      It be options. Idk about better 😂

  • @tallman72737
    @tallman72737 3 роки тому +18

    It's called sleep paralysis is very real and scary

  • @caliburmuxickc
    @caliburmuxickc 3 роки тому +7

    This is soooooo underatedly classic!!! Whatchu mean never!!!!!

  • @ultimateninjaboi
    @ultimateninjaboi 3 роки тому +45

    Full on obstructing sleep apnea and sleep paralysis. A pair of easily lethal conditions that also force you to be aware its happening, and unable to do much, if anything, about it. Some actually bone-chilling shit to go through. "You're being dramatic." Hate people who are like that. XP

    • @WoodlandAsh
      @WoodlandAsh 3 роки тому +3

      Had an ex like that too, downplayed everything and didn’t have the time to listen, but when they had a simple cold it was the end of the world. Constantly on my case for telling them how crap I felt & acting like I was making it up. Turns out I wasn’t & I got diagnosed with a potentially life-threatening disease that was unmanaged. Left that waste of space human in the dirt and found someone 1000 times better in every way.

  • @coreypatrick7230
    @coreypatrick7230 3 роки тому +9

    Sydney is so cute- yeah I can’t offer him never to work again but he’d be set up for maybe a part time gig only loll

  • @drewdricky
    @drewdricky 3 роки тому +14

    This is fuuuuuuuuny,!! 🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥 Dude killed it!!

  • @katrinatucker6848
    @katrinatucker6848 3 роки тому +10

    I absolutely adore Sydney... 😍 I went to chocolate sundaes just to see him! The Laugh Factory is my favorite place in LA! I hope I get to visit again soon!
    Oh, and I was at this show! Unforgettable night!

  • @potisonko9161
    @potisonko9161 3 роки тому +12

    He’s damn right it keeps happening to me all the time 😂 I gotta call my cousin next to me to wake me up cause I can’t wake up by ma self

  • @jwlewis3661
    @jwlewis3661 Рік тому

    😂😂😂😂 what you mean never ?😂😂😂😂😂

  • @PepsiFuture
    @PepsiFuture 3 роки тому +9

    Bro has sleep paralysis and doesn’t know it lol

  • @keepupwiththejones1759
    @keepupwiththejones1759 Рік тому

    This was not long enough Sydney always makes me 😂😂😂😂

  • @ampollard7041
    @ampollard7041 2 роки тому +3

    "U'll never have to work again"....... sounds Exactly like a proper husband, to me 😅

  • @tspazztharapper9681
    @tspazztharapper9681 2 роки тому +2

    Bro this was dispose to be my joke I been dealing with this for years 😂😂😂

  • @trevorharris9972
    @trevorharris9972 2 роки тому +1

    AMAZING bro !!!!!!!!!!

  • @indiiariaz2558
    @indiiariaz2558 3 роки тому +6

    Freaking hilarious 😂 omg

  • @abovethewater8221
    @abovethewater8221 2 роки тому +1

    The whole bit was worth just for that joke. I needed that laugh

  • @gbamontanaman4369
    @gbamontanaman4369 2 роки тому

    I can’t sleep on my back…. Haha! That’s funny ninja damn 😂😂😂😂

  • @savagality
    @savagality Рік тому

    Ole boy in the background was laughing a lil too hard at the dog joke😭😭

  • @MrsGrimm-pu2md
    @MrsGrimm-pu2md 3 роки тому +19

    He 👏 did 👏 not 👏 git 👏 E-👏NOUGH cre-DIT... 👏👏👏👏👏👏... for them jokes. 👏

  • @HelenHex
    @HelenHex 2 роки тому +2

    This is really funny 😂😂

  • @gemini618
    @gemini618 3 роки тому +3

    He said he start dying lol!!!

  • @lavenderkisses9461
    @lavenderkisses9461 Рік тому

    You extra!😂😂😂

  • @wesfields9322
    @wesfields9322 2 роки тому +1

    This dude kilt on roast me. Just a natural. Thats why I, me is here

  • @ValidTop10s
    @ValidTop10s 2 роки тому +2

    Killed it 🔥

  • @tspazztharapper9681
    @tspazztharapper9681 2 роки тому +1

    😂😂😂😂Larry ayeee dude ass funny af

  • @trevorharris9972
    @trevorharris9972 2 роки тому +2

    THAT is one of the funniest fkn bits ever performed in the history of mankind.

  • @becauseyoucan2171
    @becauseyoucan2171 3 роки тому +4

    Naw dude, you were gonna work for it. 🙈

  • @aaronmyers5970
    @aaronmyers5970 3 роки тому +12

    😂😂😂😂WHATS HER NAME⁉️🙀🙀
    LARRY‼😎💯💪🏿💪🏿😂😂😂😂

  • @Used2Care2Much
    @Used2Care2Much 3 роки тому

    Whatchu Mean Neva.... I was hollering

  • @angelpolanco2422
    @angelpolanco2422 3 роки тому +3

    I had to catch my breathe from laughing 💀💀💀

  • @racksuprunway1979
    @racksuprunway1979 3 роки тому +2

    Fastest 4 min of my life he's a Very good comedian

  • @joshuabolton3866
    @joshuabolton3866 3 роки тому +1

    I wonder if he called in a bomb threat to a wig store before this lol

  • @calliekid707
    @calliekid707 3 роки тому +1

    One of my favorites for sure

  • @aceyfb
    @aceyfb Рік тому

    SHE DON’T GET IT 😫🤣🤣

  • @chefzay
    @chefzay 3 роки тому +4

    Sydney Castillo too funny 😂😂

  • @Caio-ow5tm
    @Caio-ow5tm 3 роки тому +2

    He killed it

  • @teddyogoye4077
    @teddyogoye4077 3 роки тому +2

    Oh he is good😂😂😂

  • @jamargarner2680
    @jamargarner2680 3 роки тому +2

    She DONT GET IT!!!! HAHAHAHHA

  • @cgbodyauto7635
    @cgbodyauto7635 3 роки тому +6

    Dope ass set!

  • @madiesmelody4733
    @madiesmelody4733 2 роки тому

    LMAOOO ONG I NEVER REALIZED OTHER PEOPLE DID THIS IN THEIR SLEEP TOO😂😂

  • @gideonpepple
    @gideonpepple 3 роки тому

    What do you mean never?? 😂😂💔

  • @reignrelic
    @reignrelic 3 роки тому +1

    This guy be having sleeping paralysis and not know it 😂 he think he dying

  • @pablocastillo6248
    @pablocastillo6248 2 роки тому

    This had me ROLLING 😭😭😭

  • @darcyanddutch
    @darcyanddutch 3 роки тому +3

    Great set

  • @smokinguns1
    @smokinguns1 3 роки тому +6

    So like, my Bill's get paid and I dont gotta have a job?.....

  • @chiefdavis8487
    @chiefdavis8487 Рік тому

    See... i sent this tonmy girl because i have the same sleeping issue.... but i sent before the u talked about getting hit on mby a dude.... now i know she gonna be on some " u tryna tell me something??" 🤦🏾‍♂️ hella funny though 😂😂😂

  • @Quik648
    @Quik648 2 роки тому

    Dude funny asf 😂😂😂😂

  • @i_treasure_u_forever3523
    @i_treasure_u_forever3523 3 роки тому +30

    Sydney is funny. I can't with him.

  • @idonhadenuff5979
    @idonhadenuff5979 3 роки тому +1

    That’s good. Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @shad0wdanc3r13
    @shad0wdanc3r13 3 роки тому +2

    Had me crackin up

  • @michaelgeller8096
    @michaelgeller8096 11 місяців тому

    I saw this dude open for ali siddiq in NJ. Absolutely hilarious

  • @msscorpio14
    @msscorpio14 3 роки тому +4

    Oh hilarious 😂

  • @tazmantazman4066
    @tazmantazman4066 3 роки тому +9

    All I see is Tyler Perry telling jokes on stage 🤣😂😂🤣

  • @humbertogsalazar
    @humbertogsalazar 3 роки тому +4

    Sounds like sleep paralysis lol

  • @K4R3N
    @K4R3N 3 місяці тому +1

    That is a good deal

  • @curtcomedy4661
    @curtcomedy4661 3 роки тому +6

    Should've said what u mean never...like 2yrs never...5??...or 3 stacks never ever ever ever!!??

  • @LostRoyaltyMusic
    @LostRoyaltyMusic 3 роки тому

    I get nightmares everytime I sleep on my back, and most of the time my eyes are open and I’m aware and I’m trying to move my body but I can’t. Shit scares me.

  • @negativeindustrial
    @negativeindustrial 3 роки тому +29

    Larry is going to want to do you like you do that girl. He’s eventually going to want a return on that investment.

    • @eternalrage6548
      @eternalrage6548 3 роки тому +5

      You can't sacrifice 10 to 15 minutes a day to never have to go back to a 9-5? Bruh.

    • @x_VineM_x
      @x_VineM_x 3 роки тому

      @@eternalrage6548 😭😭wtf

    • @mrshep8215
      @mrshep8215 3 роки тому +1

      @@eternalrage6548 Relax Larry, you missed your chance.

    • @eternalrage6548
      @eternalrage6548 3 роки тому

      @@mrshep8215 dang. That means I need to work for the rest of my life? Almost had my white picket fence. Oh well, at least I love my job.

  • @josephreid7770
    @josephreid7770 2 роки тому

    This is how I sleep! 😳😳 HAHAHAHAHA!!! Shit is terrifying sometimes 😱🤣🤣🤷‍♂️

  • @angelpolanco2422
    @angelpolanco2422 3 роки тому +2

    Thank you, UA-cam algorithm

  • @euramason7542
    @euramason7542 2 роки тому

    Very funny. Cadence and speech reminds me of DeRay Davis.

  • @dammymurphy3964
    @dammymurphy3964 2 роки тому +1

    it's jokes but this guy is speaking facts. like your eyes are open and you can't MOVE AND can't breathe at the same time.