Pearl Jam - Black (Friday) Parody Karaoke Paryoke

Lyrics are original by me
Music by Pearl Jam, I do not own the song right, but have uploaded under fair use for my parody for karaoke purposes.
Lyrics:
Sheets at lowest prices
sheets on sale today
Pillows and mattress toppers
twenty-five percent off
All the store's on sale
with televisions
on buy one get one
Now the cart I pushed
and I pulled
has taken a turn
Ooh, and all I bought
there was everything
Ooh, I got her those
clothes that she wore
And now my credit has
nearly been maxed
I bought so many things
All these tempting ads
that black friday has
Clearanced everything
I stand in line outside
customers are held at bay
I can't feel my legs now
so damn cold out here
Ooh, and coupons spill
from my wallet
I'm saving
Ooh, I'm saving
How quickly cash can fly away
And now my credit has
nearly been maxed
I bought so many things
All these tempting ads
that black friday has
Clearanced everything
All the stock they had
stashed in the back
Sold out all they had
all they had yeah
Uh...ooh...uh huh...ooh...
I know someday I'll find
a sale on knives
I know it'll be online
But why, why, why
can't it be tonight
Too doo doo doo
doo doo doo