2-Ingredient Pasta | Meals That Got Me Through College

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  • @nicolabotteon8264
    @nicolabotteon8264 Рік тому +84320

    "Gnocchi, gnoci and gnoxs"
    KWOOK

  • @loganparent5453
    @loganparent5453 Рік тому +8137

    No joke. I'm a college student who learned how to make sweet potato gnocchi last month (before I saw this video). For a better consistency, use type 00 flour (I'm a big baker so I have it on hand). I make 4 pounds of the stuff at a time then freeze it all for many meals. It's one of my favorite meals to make with a browned butter sauce and sage. Sometimes I'll put costco rotisserie chicken with it.

    • @G8tr1522
      @G8tr1522 10 місяців тому +429

      it sounds like you have transcended budget foodie cooking

    • @gamerdude4465
      @gamerdude4465 10 місяців тому +48

      Yeah and spend half of ur time to make it.

    • @aroncorleon1071
      @aroncorleon1071 10 місяців тому +76

      Can you give the ingredients in grams bro didnt even tell us the ratios

    • @parisewellington3664
      @parisewellington3664 9 місяців тому +40

      Sounds good😩 im gonna add this to my repertoire. I personally love vegan mushroom pasta

    • @weeps7798
      @weeps7798 9 місяців тому +69

      @@aroncorleon1071looks like he went by eye, I say just keep adding flour until it looks like the consistency in the video

  • @unusual_sandwich
    @unusual_sandwich 9 місяців тому +6564

    $2.85 and more than 2 ingredients. I expect a 14 minute apology video with tears and blood

    • @mary-janereallynotsarah684
      @mary-janereallynotsarah684 9 місяців тому +229

      also for the way he says gnocchi 😂

    • @green_toast9279
      @green_toast9279 9 місяців тому +84

      ​@@mary-janereallynotsarah684If that already bothers you, find someone from Germany and let him say it

    • @pandagal9805
      @pandagal9805 9 місяців тому +114

      @@green_toast9279my god what is this comment

    • @zylac
      @zylac 9 місяців тому +90

      the gnocchi is 2 ingredients and its 2.85 for 3 portions

    • @green_toast9279
      @green_toast9279 9 місяців тому +6

      @@pandagal9805 Auto correct at it's finest

  • @random_cricket627
    @random_cricket627 9 місяців тому +703

    If you don't have ingredients for sauce, my fam used to just sautee gnocchi in butter with some sage or other herbs. It was very good :)

    • @loveinthematrix
      @loveinthematrix 6 місяців тому +1

      YAAAAAHHH

    • @Rand0mper0son
      @Rand0mper0son 5 місяців тому

      Why you got a lot of likes and 2 comments

    • @ByTheStorm
      @ByTheStorm 2 місяці тому

      @@Rand0mper0son Here’s a third comment.

  • @jarellyau3187
    @jarellyau3187 Рік тому +13250

    "Cut your balls."
    I smiled at that.

  • @clashkage603
    @clashkage603 Рік тому +5456

    "Cut your ball into 4 smaller balls"
    Had me shook ngl

  • @pilot.wav_theory
    @pilot.wav_theory 9 місяців тому +119

    my 2 ingredient pasta is
    1. boiling water
    2. pasta from the store

  • @courier6640
    @courier6640 9 місяців тому +69

    Instructions unclear: I am now in trial for Testicular Manslaughter.

  • @Generic-Brand
    @Generic-Brand Рік тому +9129

    "Cut your balls: 0.00$"
    But the medical bills won't be worth it 💀

    • @merijnbras8901
      @merijnbras8901 Рік тому +276

      *laughs in healthcare*

    • @box463
      @box463 Рік тому +102

      ​@@merijnbras8901cries in mexico💀

    • @G0j0-3dits
      @G0j0-3dits Рік тому +1

      @@box463 I ordered a Amazon product now come toy house with the Amazon product

    • @bio4774
      @bio4774 Рік тому +94

      ​@@box463 Laughs in brittish

    • @bio4774
      @bio4774 Рік тому +14

      @Rheaddonite Mezereum haha good

  • @thundergod435
    @thundergod435 Рік тому +24792

    Ah yes. The 9 ingredients I need for my 2 ingredient pasta.

    • @ifyourseeingthisimontheceiling
      @ifyourseeingthisimontheceiling Рік тому +3194

      He didn’t say two ingredient dish, he said two ingredient pasta, and he was right, he only used flour and sweet potatoes for the gnocchi.
      EDIT: it’s been a year, stop replying because I don’t care anymore 😭

    • @Vanele1
      @Vanele1 Рік тому +229

      Pasta are the noodles

    • @gwendee
      @gwendee Рік тому +426

      “2-ingredient sweet potato gnocchi” he said 🫠

    • @Solidsteakx
      @Solidsteakx Рік тому +468

      He also said one dollar dish which is total bs.

    • @totitori2368
      @totitori2368 Рік тому +539

      @@Solidsteakx He said the dish he made was a dollar which isn’t wrong since he’s counting the money per portion he eats, not the initial cost of the ingredients he buys. It makes little sense in grand scheme of things being actually affording the full ingredients but it’s a smart way to keep people watching and commenting.

  • @ellp.6986
    @ellp.6986 9 місяців тому +430

    Can I just say that, as an Italian, I really appreciate your GNOCCHI pronunciation ❤

    • @DaveYognaut
      @DaveYognaut 9 місяців тому +15

      As someone who worked in an Italian restaurant, so do I.
      But what I appreciated more was the intentional "g'no-chi" and "gnocks" for the plural 😂

    • @MsChatstar
      @MsChatstar 9 місяців тому +4

      I think he's saying "Now you have some "GOOD N-YOKI"! LOL😅

    • @LordSmallest
      @LordSmallest 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@MsChatstaryeah, that's how you say it

    • @jonslg240
      @jonslg240 8 місяців тому +4

      2 ingredient genius meal:
      Whatever steaks are on sale that week & potatoes. Have $2 extra? Frozen broccoli.
      You guys even seeing the $2.99/lb+ prices of sweet potatoes btw?
      Calories to dollars my way is better and far more satisfying and nutritious.
      If you're vegan go get the amaranth and quinoa and a heavy amount of pretending like you always do.

    • @peterdefrankrijker
      @peterdefrankrijker 6 місяців тому

      @@jonslg240One ingredient meal: instant mash. Water doesn’t count as an ingredient because it falls from the sky, for free.
      And if you’re feeling adventurous, nick some packets of condiments from a burger joint and have yourself a gourmet variety platter of differently coloured blobs of mash. I know I have.

  • @bethiebethie
    @bethiebethie 9 місяців тому +63

    Made this tonight and it's delicious oh my gosh!! New favourite recipe!! We pan fried some of the gnocchi and it kinda carmelized the bottom and really brought out the sweet potato flavors, which were pretty subtle when just boiled

    • @Maxipadtriplesix
      @Maxipadtriplesix 6 місяців тому +3

      How long did you bake the sweet potato???

    • @drewhickel641
      @drewhickel641 6 місяців тому

      ​@@Maxipadtriplesix45-50 min at 425

    • @Appaddict01
      @Appaddict01 5 місяців тому +12

      @@MaxipadtriplesixBetween 45/60 minutes depending on the size of your potato. 425F

    • @Maxipadtriplesix
      @Maxipadtriplesix 5 місяців тому +2

      @@Appaddict01 You da best

  • @Sophia-mg9sf
    @Sophia-mg9sf Рік тому +3744

    Me living in a college dorm:
    Sighs and begins to boil some water for noodles

    • @potatobird52
      @potatobird52 Рік тому +125

      I FEEL THAT
      and there’s always people TAKING UP THE DAMN KITCHEN
      and it’s always A MESS
      and there’s nothing to DRY SPILLS
      i hate it

    • @YaBoiSwank
      @YaBoiSwank Рік тому +47

      @@potatobird52 buy paper towels and bring them when you cook. One pack will last you forever if it’s a floor kitchen and if only you are using it

    • @potatobird52
      @potatobird52 Рік тому +15

      @@YaBoiSwank a good idea yes
      shame I need to clean up after other people though

    • @YaBoiSwank
      @YaBoiSwank Рік тому +29

      @@potatobird52 freshman year I had the same issue. I would cook my meals but the kitchen would be absolutely disgusting with all the pans and stuff in the sink. I literally went to the head of the dorms and complained because it’s wasn’t fair. After that they put signs up saying you just clean up after yourself

    • @potatobird52
      @potatobird52 Рік тому +18

      @@YaBoiSwank yeah we have the signs too but i’m beginning to think people can’t read haha
      it is what it is i suppose

  • @milk-man-
    @milk-man- Рік тому +12562

    “Cut your ball into four smaller balls”
    Instructions unclear, I am now in dying of blood loss

  • @MasterOogway426
    @MasterOogway426 8 місяців тому +44

    Bro really had better meals in college than we do now.

    • @vortexca888
      @vortexca888 5 місяців тому +4

      I just made the dish yesterday. It’s not as good as it looks. I messed up the shape because I was busy but that shouldn’t mess the flavour up. The sauce wasn’t anything special. Looks better then it tastes.

    • @Mochi-re8cv
      @Mochi-re8cv 5 місяців тому +2

      @@vortexca888 I agree

    • @vortexca888
      @vortexca888 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Mochi-re8cv yeah I was expecting something a lot better. It was the sauce for sure. It was a little bland. Almost tasted like there was something missing. If it were different it would’ve been better

    • @Mochi-re8cv
      @Mochi-re8cv 5 місяців тому

      @@vortexca888 I mean it looks colorful but it’s basically some herbs oil and tahini although I think with cheese it might taste good or like as some midnight food or if you’re tummy is irated :D

    • @bambostarla6259
      @bambostarla6259 3 місяці тому

      ​@@vortexca888I would recommend making the gnocchi with regural potatoes and for the sause just just use tomato sauce. Comes out much better

  • @giorgiociaravolol1998
    @giorgiociaravolol1998 9 місяців тому +94

    As an Italian, I gotta say I'm delighted by this. Looks tasty and fresh. I'll try this

  • @Veehead1
    @Veehead1 Рік тому +3853

    "Its vegan!"
    "Do surgery on it to get the meat out"
    Somethings wrong, i can feel it

  • @benhaney9629
    @benhaney9629 Рік тому +4218

    The college recipe ideas always crack me up. It’s not the price. There are a million dishes that are 5$ or less a serving. Cooking at home for under 5$ a head isn’t difficult. The issue is less one of money than of surroundings and circumstances. Like how many college kids living dorms have access to ovens and burners and pots and pans and mixing bowls. I don’t know about you but when I lived in a dorm I didn’t have access to any of those things. I don’t even have a fork.

    • @benhaney9629
      @benhaney9629 Рік тому +588

      I mean if you have an oven and burners and pots and pans and mixing bowls and room for a chopping board and other prep and a fridge and cupboard full of staples like garlic cloves and lemons and olive oil... Your not exactly struggling to “get through,” college are you? Lol.

    • @quincythomas9944
      @quincythomas9944 Рік тому +70

      @@benhaney9629 right 😂😂

    • @SAM-xt6ep
      @SAM-xt6ep Рік тому +242

      And the time to do all that!

    • @fillequixote
      @fillequixote Рік тому +43

      Damn man you gotta stash up from your local fast food joints

    • @fillequixote
      @fillequixote Рік тому +29

      Maybe even break into one in the middle of the night to use the oven etc

  • @clarasouza8157
    @clarasouza8157 7 місяців тому +17

    I really recommend pumpkin gnocchi with white sauce (spinach or leek in the sauce works too)

  • @GabYoshi24
    @GabYoshi24 9 місяців тому +28

    Finally I see a gentleman who does not distort Italian cuisine

  • @azereaa
    @azereaa Рік тому +4947

    With inflation these days, this dish now costs 10 dollars

    • @ianhomerpura8937
      @ianhomerpura8937 Рік тому +241

      Actually, price of sweet potatoes have plummeted recently. They now cost 35 cents a pound in some countries.

    • @azereaa
      @azereaa Рік тому +34

      @@ianhomerpura8937 what about the U.S?

    • @ianhomerpura8937
      @ianhomerpura8937 Рік тому +103

      @@azereaa I don't live there though. So probably you have to figure it out.

    • @HaoHao-zu6su
      @HaoHao-zu6su Рік тому +125

      ​@@azereaa 1.99 a pound 🙄

    • @azereaa
      @azereaa Рік тому +8

      @@HaoHao-zu6su thats more lol

  • @ajaykumarsingh7731
    @ajaykumarsingh7731 Рік тому +5094

    *"Cut your balls"* - $0.00
    "💀💀"

  • @redd3244
    @redd3244 Місяць тому +2

    "You need only 2 ingredients for this recipe"
    Proceeds to cook the whole grocery store

  • @klintonkamogelo3471
    @klintonkamogelo3471 8 місяців тому +3

    “Cooked it until it got THICK”
    Man. The way you said thick.. was wayy too personal🤣

  • @The_Horizon
    @The_Horizon Рік тому +12403

    Instructions unclear, I now have 4 balls, erectile dysfunction, and alot of blood

    • @lilzn1per
      @lilzn1per Рік тому +96

      HI

    • @LordOfCringe69
      @LordOfCringe69 Рік тому +163

      how does this verified channel have only 29 likes?

    • @rldv634
      @rldv634 Рік тому +171

      You had the same issue huh?

    • @tenkial
      @tenkial Рік тому +15

      HOW, exactly?

    • @farwolff
      @farwolff Рік тому +35

      ill take it that this may delay the next video by a bit?

  • @reaperville
    @reaperville Рік тому +1300

    "Cool, let's look at the recipe"
    *put it in the oven
    "nvm"

    • @thebookwitch895
      @thebookwitch895 Рік тому +46

      You can boil the potatoes if you don't have the oven

    • @Sirens.Lullaby
      @Sirens.Lullaby Рік тому +47

      If you're in a dorm w no oven/stove:
      Simple baked potato (works w sweet potatoes too)
      Wash thoroughly, pat dry
      Wrap in saranwrap/plastic wrap
      Stab w a fork a few times
      Microwave for 5 mins; if not yet done, 30 sec increments until done
      Unwrap and serve!

    • @furuyakeifu
      @furuyakeifu Рік тому +12

      I just microwave them. Naked in a bowl. You can add some water to the bowl if you wish, and/or cover it with another plate/bowl too. They taste sweeter when made in the oven though, so maybe get a toaster oven.

    • @StarStrangelet
      @StarStrangelet Рік тому +1

      Boil it

    • @trichomeman1589
      @trichomeman1589 Рік тому

      Maybe microwave?

  • @user-pl9wq7dg8y
    @user-pl9wq7dg8y 9 місяців тому +8

    Bro ended his whole bloodline in one video💀

  • @naitikmehta4141
    @naitikmehta4141 4 місяці тому +1

    "Cut your ball into four smaller balls"💀💀💀

  • @Tweaker7316
    @Tweaker7316 Рік тому +2142

    that amount of sweet potatoes would probably cost 4-5€ here already, they are pretty expensive from where I tried getting them so far

    • @nekochadechu
      @nekochadechu Рік тому +87

      You can replace them by regular potatoes,

    • @prashil3k594
      @prashil3k594 Рік тому +70

      It's $1 per portion. So maybe the final yield would be for 3-4 Plates or more.

    • @adamandsteve13
      @adamandsteve13 Рік тому +11

      ​@@prashil3k594 if you want to starve

    • @kw8671
      @kw8671 Рік тому +58

      @@adamandsteve13 I don’t think eating 1-2 sweet potatoes for dinner instead of 4 is starving bro

    • @chaospaganwitch
      @chaospaganwitch Рік тому +10

      same and i know like those smaller ingredients would be at least a dollar or two instead of in cents so it'd be like 7-8 for me in my area jdjfie

  • @speshuul2
    @speshuul2 11 місяців тому +1613

    Pro tips: if your not a fan of sweet potato or can’t afford them, same steps can be followed with regular potatoes. This is a decent gnocchi recipe, but you can defs add salt, pepper and Parmesan (if you can) and it will be great. Try not to make it toooooo dense and flourly, basically enough flour to make a dough, but not too much that it just tastes like dough, you still want some potato taste and texture.
    Sauces, a super simple not-pesto is always a good option but one of the more popular gnocchi sauces is a burnt butter sage sauce. Basically it’s browned butter and fresh sage … it’s very easy. Depending on your location, most supermarkets will sell little packets of fresh herbs and you’re usually able to buy some sage (would recommend fresh over dried for a two ingredient sauce). You can also make another basic sauce with butter, garlic, parsley and gnocchi water, optional shredded chicken (this also works for pasta!!!)
    The reason butter sauces are soooo popular with gnocchi is because they are verrrrry dense and filling (being potatoes) so typically you want a light sauce
    But this is defs a beginner friendly and budget friendly dish, the worst part is the process making dough, rolling gnocchi etc. if you’re unsure of the process look up a YT video or five and you’ll get the hang of it
    As long as you get little potato blobs you’ll be right 😂

    • @rigure
      @rigure 9 місяців тому +33

      YESSS THANK YOU :D I don't like sweet potatoes because imo potatoes should be salty 👀 but potatoes are 💖

    • @rickf6375
      @rickf6375 9 місяців тому +7

      how is a butter sauce light?

    • @usupid03
      @usupid03 9 місяців тому +30

      ​@rickf6375 It's considered light because of the lack of cream. Think of an Alfredo sauce versus buttered noodles

    • @nazninsultana9248
      @nazninsultana9248 9 місяців тому +2

      Oo thanks

    • @JustZal
      @JustZal 9 місяців тому +3

      as long as its potato, its gonna be gnocchi XD

  • @BelaPuma
    @BelaPuma 9 місяців тому +2

    Quick tip, have the snakes next to each other and double stack em for cutting

  • @MachoMandem
    @MachoMandem 9 місяців тому +4

    Bro's college food was gourmet! Michelin star midnight study snacks!

  • @memetasticyt9659
    @memetasticyt9659 Рік тому +7792

    Me: sees KWOOK uploaded a new video.
    Sighs and opens comment section knowing something sus will pop out

  • @xemekz503
    @xemekz503 Рік тому +3405

    Me thinking about sending this to my parents
    KWOOK: says something sus

    • @bluecat6902
      @bluecat6902 Рік тому +28

      Send it bro, they might laugh. Like me🤣

    • @kaelyn4077
      @kaelyn4077 Рік тому +3

      what is it

    • @rustleancar131
      @rustleancar131 Рік тому +13

      Instructions unclear, I can no longer have crotch goblins

    • @jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114
      @jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114 Рік тому +6

      You are loved and things will be ok never give up don’t lose hope keep going in life you are loved ❤️

    • @blinq813
      @blinq813 Рік тому +1

      W

  • @calvinsomers1197
    @calvinsomers1197 9 місяців тому +1

    “Meals that got me through college”
    * *whips out food processor* *

  • @JJJR-so4gb
    @JJJR-so4gb 10 місяців тому +2221

    “Cut ur balls into 4 smaller balls”💀💀💀

    • @k.r.99
      @k.r.99 9 місяців тому +96

      - mentally 12 year olds, edgy, stuck in puberty

    • @max_the_mantis5173
      @max_the_mantis5173 9 місяців тому +31

      ​@@k.r.99Well we'll have you know we are actually going through male puberty rn, and we found this hilarious. 😂

    • @tathagattathagat4243
      @tathagattathagat4243 9 місяців тому +9

      Straight to comment box 😂😂

    • @XxBuddyxX-mm3lp
      @XxBuddyxX-mm3lp 9 місяців тому +17

      "Get all that sweet meat out"
      "Its going to be a mess at first"
      "Create 4 MILKY snakes"
      "Cook it with some milky water"
      "THICC"

    • @hatory5642
      @hatory5642 9 місяців тому +3

      You rosted k.211 fr

  • @pedrofreire6169
    @pedrofreire6169 Рік тому +562

    this is neither 2-ingredient nor 1 dollar, but i loved it 😂😂

    • @Kataza_
      @Kataza_ Рік тому +24

      He said the pasta itself was 2 ingredients, not the dish and technically it’s under a dollar per portion bc of math, when cooking it you are likely making multiple portions

    • @pedrofreire6169
      @pedrofreire6169 Рік тому +34

      @@Kataza_ you've never been to college

    • @Kataza_
      @Kataza_ Рік тому +15

      @@pedrofreire6169 Me: a college student

    • @lifescaption
      @lifescaption Рік тому +14

      It's not '1 dollar'... it's '~1 dollar a *portion*'. It was pretty visually clear :

    • @pedrofreire6169
      @pedrofreire6169 Рік тому +10

      @@lifescaption if it was that clear, you wouldn't have to add* anything to it 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @ClurTaylor
    @ClurTaylor 9 місяців тому +3

    I’m always impressed at your willingness and positive curiosity at trying unusual recipes!

  • @2artcolony
    @2artcolony 9 місяців тому +1

    In college I didn't have an oven to roast sweet potatoes and I wasn't kneeing this on my desk. At best, I could microwave a potato toss with the salt butter and pepper I got from the cafeteria

  • @fullmetaltheorist
    @fullmetaltheorist 11 місяців тому +5723

    "Cut your balls."
    I don't know how castration will help me make food 😂

    • @rift7609
      @rift7609 10 місяців тому +138

      "And make a little gnocci snake"

    • @Lucasaurusss
      @Lucasaurusss 10 місяців тому +190

      Instructions unclear, I now can’t have kids

    • @paulheydarian1281
      @paulheydarian1281 10 місяців тому +92

      ​@@Lucasaurusss
      CongRATulations-!!!🎉🎉🎉
      You've spared yourself from a lifetime of disappointments-!!!😅😅😅

    • @Lucasaurusss
      @Lucasaurusss 9 місяців тому +19

      @@Violetlover123 like you have the power to do that

    • @rigure
      @rigure 9 місяців тому +18

      ​@@paulheydarian1281 I'm mentioned in this reply and I don't like it 😔

  • @nemya16
    @nemya16 Рік тому +2557

    I was expecting a sudden “nah I just survived on instant ramen noodles”

    • @jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114
      @jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114 Рік тому +17

      You are loved and things will be ok never give up don’t lose hope keep going in life you are loved ❤️

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      @zomegaexalpha4708 Рік тому +40

      @@jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114 thanks you , even if you may be a bot

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      @r4yb0x39 Рік тому +9

      @@zomegaexalpha4708 it’s a bot

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      @Adam_okaay Рік тому +4

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      @n4nia Рік тому +7

      @@jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114 bot cares more about me then my friends damn 💀

  • @noobselfish1536
    @noobselfish1536 9 місяців тому +2

    You would never understand the ecstasy of being a student in southeast asia. Things are hell cheap there and the foods are fresh

  • @rangidd
    @rangidd 5 місяців тому +1

    "Cut yor balls.... and now you got a snake"..... and I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @covcraig88
    @covcraig88 Рік тому +1811

    “Two ingredient” proceeds to use nearly ten…

  • @norbs.-9091
    @norbs.-9091 Рік тому +416

    For anyone asking, you gotta bake the sweet potatoes at 218 C (425 F) for about 45 minutes

    • @potatoeboi
      @potatoeboi Рік тому +1

      Ty

    • @GirlXO
      @GirlXO Рік тому +4

      Yeah they were taking too long so I just put them in the microwave with a splash of water and covered with seran wrap.

    • @MadameCorgi
      @MadameCorgi Рік тому +4

      Not in this cost of fuel crisis I ain't

    • @larawabsie
      @larawabsie Рік тому +3

      @@MadameCorgi beat me to it man i’m broke af too

  • @makzer8770
    @makzer8770 8 місяців тому +2

    Thanks for awesome recipe, though cutting balls part was real hard ngl

  • @CB_27.
    @CB_27. 8 місяців тому +1

    Bro has problems with math💀💀

  • @pandora5560
    @pandora5560 Рік тому +580

    "Its vegan!"
    *commits violence against the sweet patatoe*

  • @guyfriedman295
    @guyfriedman295 Рік тому +1562

    "Two ingredients"
    "Sweet potato, salt and flower"
    The betreyal 😢

    • @ishaghost
      @ishaghost Рік тому +118

      And the sauce 💀

    • @hannaha4631
      @hannaha4631 Рік тому +93

      ...ehhh...salt isn't really an ingredient here, it's a flavoring, as in, it can be omitted and end result would still form.
      The sauce, however, is ABSOLUTELY false advertising and pure unadulterated TREACHERY.

    • @jeremiahjaymie8418
      @jeremiahjaymie8418 Рік тому +18

      I think he ment it only takes two ingredients just to make the pasta

    • @adisingh6113
      @adisingh6113 Рік тому +4

      So your saying you don't even have salt commonly in your house? Smhh ur poor guy

    • @isolate6624
      @isolate6624 Рік тому +14

      Flour*

  • @Fen02879
    @Fen02879 9 місяців тому +2

    I always doubt this man's pricing but this one really got me. 3 sweet potatoes for 55 cents got me thinking about graduation cause that's cap

    • @roringusanda2837
      @roringusanda2837 5 місяців тому

      You can use regular potatoes, probably a lot cheaper. Can buy a whole bag of potatoes for 3$

    • @MegaSmokingMonkey
      @MegaSmokingMonkey 4 місяці тому

      Not really. Last week I spent $1.78 for 8 sweet potatoes. So 55 cents for 3 doesn't seem unreasonable.

  • @lulu_9000
    @lulu_9000 8 місяців тому +1

    If you want similar results for even less time/ work, you can sub in canned pumpkin for the sweet potato.

  • @tulopadullo_n_5700
    @tulopadullo_n_5700 Рік тому +2153

    I got gradually more moved everytime you pronounced "gnocchi" right, at the end I was weeping softly with gratitude

    • @illegalcumtrader56
      @illegalcumtrader56 Рік тому +35

      he said all the different ways to say it lol

    • @hiroshimagiggity372
      @hiroshimagiggity372 Рік тому +35

      He moved away from the correct pronunciation though💀

    • @Tazio_01
      @Tazio_01 Рік тому +7

      @@illegalcumtrader56 there’s only one way to say it

    • @matilde36
      @matilde36 Рік тому +14

      @@illegalcumtrader56 gnocchi is an italian dish, there’s only the italian way to say it lol

    • @tulopadullo_n_5700
      @tulopadullo_n_5700 Рік тому +4

      @@matilde36 appunto

  • @LetsSmosh
    @LetsSmosh Рік тому +1583

    Just wish I could find one sweet potato for less than a dollar

    • @mossymindful
      @mossymindful Рік тому +43

      I get a 3lb for $3 at walmart

    • @LetsSmosh
      @LetsSmosh Рік тому

      @@mossymindful I won't step foot in a Walmart. It feels like I need a shower and maybe a shot after I leave. That's not classism. It's just when you see people with like half their pimple boob hanging out or an entire family in house shoes. Slippers. People fighting just to get out when there's only three people in line. And the black Friday. Let's pray on the poor by giving them s***** stuff for a cheap price. It's disgusting. They all are. I barely want to go to Target but at least I don't feel like I need a complete decontamination after leaving some not all some targets but every Walmart. They do need disinfectant stations coming in and out of every store. In regardless, they just have a 0.5% quality up margin on they just have it much faster because they order hell of a lot more. Same quality. Same b******* different logo

    • @LetsSmosh
      @LetsSmosh Рік тому

      @@mossymindful another funny thing, if you look at bugle's potato chips various other items throughout Walmart, you will find that the ingredients that are in those compared to if you were about a convenience store or a Target or anywhere that doesn't stick you with those good old USA low prices. Sorry, now everything comes from China. I forgot I'm remembering 15 years ago when they're entire ploy was USA only. Regardless, enjoy the lead lace products. I like their toothpaste. I feel like you know Donald Trump is going to show up out of my toilet and tell me that everything's going to be okay and that he isn't a complete moron and that he doesn't like Jeffrey Epstein's Island as much as the next guy but yet I was there. I'm sorry he was there. I don't have that kind of cache or ignorance or megalomania. Keep eating a bag of D's and I'll keep smiling. Nothing against you that's just my rent. Take it as you will be hurt. Be not don't care. Peace be with you always with me

    • @sabikunnahar4478
      @sabikunnahar4478 Рік тому +17

      ​@@mossymindfuli got 3 lbs for half a dollar

    • @zholinaarbabzadeh4228
      @zholinaarbabzadeh4228 Рік тому +12

      I’m here with you like 1 costs like £1

  • @JohnnyKaka69420
    @JohnnyKaka69420 9 місяців тому +7

    "Cut your balls"
    *instructions uncleared, now I can't be a father anymore*

  • @cynthiahonorio9758
    @cynthiahonorio9758 9 місяців тому +1

    Love this recipe. Looks deceptively delicious for ppl who don't like to eat veges. Thank you

  • @sweetiesoowi9416
    @sweetiesoowi9416 Рік тому +3425

    Sweet potato gnocchi
    Ingredients:
    - [ ] Sweet potatoes
    - [ ] Pinch of salt
    - [ ] Flour
    Sauce ingredients:
    - [ ] Parsley
    - [ ] Garlic
    - [ ] Walnuts
    - [ ] Lemon juice (or squeeze a lemon)
    - [ ] Olive oil
    Steps:
    1. Add potatoes to parchment paper , stab them, and cook them at 213 Celsius.
    2. Get that ✨sweet meat✨out and add ur pinch of salt :)
    3. Add flour until it turns into a dough (knead , knead , knead)
    4. Chop them into tiny pillows 😊
    5. Cook them in a boiling water pot (with a pinch of salt) until they rise to the surface.
    6. In the meantime, u can make ur sauce by adding parsley, garlic, lemon juice , olive oil, and walnuts.
    7. Voila ur done
    Edit: I don’t want to be that person but thank you for all these likes and wonderful comments ❤️❤️❤️

    • @matbronk1
      @matbronk1 Рік тому +35

      Awesome, thanks! I keep track of my recipes in markdown files, so this is perfect!

    • @muridoodles
      @muridoodles Рік тому +6

      Thank you so much! 🖤🖤

    • @sweetiesoowi9416
      @sweetiesoowi9416 Рік тому +4

      Your welcome 🤗

    • @theone4450
      @theone4450 Рік тому +6

      213 for how long?

    • @sweetiesoowi9416
      @sweetiesoowi9416 Рік тому +9

      @@theone4450 40 - 50 mins

  • @ZoeBateman
    @ZoeBateman Рік тому +459

    “Meals that got me through college” I mean it looks great, I’m sure it tastes great, and it’s cheap but no college student I know is gonna go through all this effort lmao

    • @queerceramics
      @queerceramics Рік тому +117

      No college student is going to find a place selling 3 sweet potatoes for JUST 55 cents

    • @garretthanson6424
      @garretthanson6424 Рік тому +13

      Yeah lol time is kinda the dealbreaker in college

    • @ImNotRXZL
      @ImNotRXZL Рік тому +6

      Yeah this is dumb

    • @fernandodiaz9064
      @fernandodiaz9064 Рік тому +6

      When did you study when you have to prepare and (perhaps) clean all that?

    • @hanfreeman
      @hanfreeman Рік тому +21

      @@fernandodiaz9064 It's not too crazy I haven't had any problems cooking meals like this as long as I have the stuff. Don't have a food processor rn so that'd be problem 1

  • @user-it9eq7bd5t
    @user-it9eq7bd5t 4 місяці тому +1

    Him: It's 0.95cents per portion
    Inflation :IT WAS

  • @fungamingwithdhairya
    @fungamingwithdhairya 8 місяців тому +7

    *_"cut your ball into four smaller balls."_*
    *- letsKWOOWK ,2023*

    • @nas84payne
      @nas84payne 5 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nuh_uh_yuh_uh
    @nuh_uh_yuh_uh Рік тому +840

    Bro has more college recipes than his college days 💀

    • @bobaforyou
      @bobaforyou Рік тому +17

      Bro eats only one meal per day 💀

    • @manutosis598
      @manutosis598 10 місяців тому

      Bro thinks he's warly 💀

  • @Insane_Animatic
    @Insane_Animatic Рік тому +479

    "Cut your ball into even smaller balls, and then roll it into a long snake." THE FU- 💀 💀 💀

    • @RanDUMB013
      @RanDUMB013 Рік тому +14

      Dirty mind…..really dirty….😂😂😂….

    • @Insane_Animatic
      @Insane_Animatic Рік тому +19

      @@RanDUMB013 Your the dirty minded because how do you know I was dirty minded because if you knew, YOU were dirty minded. WE ALL ARE DIRTY MINDED IF WE THINK OR SAY THAT PEOPLE ARE DIRTY MINDED

    • @criscrosxxx
      @criscrosxxx Рік тому +3

      Good feeling

    • @Necrofilejoei
      @Necrofilejoei Рік тому +2

      Fun fact it’s actually 0.00 dollars

    • @anahtaa
      @anahtaa Рік тому +1

      Omg its tom from eddsworldd

  • @skprannav1490
    @skprannav1490 8 місяців тому +1

    'And it's vegan!', "Scrolls"

  • @tr8556
    @tr8556 9 місяців тому +2

    "CUT YOUR BOLLS"💀💀

    • @Omaroi
      @Omaroi 6 місяців тому

      damn that was so funny I forgot to laugh 👍

  • @estasingz1884
    @estasingz1884 Рік тому +1921

    So, I just made this recipe today, and as a college student with my mom’s entire kitchen at disposal, I would not call this a low-effort or college friendly dish in the slightest. It took a few hours and many different kitchen utensils, bowls, and pans. However, I had good reviews from the family, and appreciate a healthy and few-ingredient dish to spice up the day, so thank you regardless.

    • @John-Snow-Smith
      @John-Snow-Smith Рік тому +34

      L

    • @jethro87
      @jethro87 Рік тому +130

      We have our own version in Poland too and the main idea is to simply have something to do with leftover mashed potatoes. So you wouldn't make 'kopytka' (Polish equivalent) for kopytka, you would make them because you have a lot of leftover potatoes from yesterday's dinner. So day 1 - prepare more mashed potatoes, day 2 take leftovers, mix them with flour and egg and boil. And it basically cuts the preparation time in half, if you catch my drift. Cheers.

    • @zainabsiddiqui6154
      @zainabsiddiqui6154 Рік тому +78

      @@John-Snow-Smith you're the L

    • @Dnugrahari
      @Dnugrahari Рік тому +27

      Its low effort if you get it frozen and you only have to heat it up. 😆

    • @spilledcoffee383
      @spilledcoffee383 Рік тому +100

      ​@@John-Snow-Smithdude actually put the effort in and gave us a review, you are without a doubt the biggest L here

  • @Richardiceq
    @Richardiceq Рік тому +1809

    "1 dollar meal"
    Gas and electricity prices: *Lets make that 20$ shall we?*

    • @superiorcomicfan
      @superiorcomicfan Рік тому +72

      Well, gas and electricity aren't foods so it is a $1 meal.

    • @mklaver31
      @mklaver31 Рік тому +48

      @@superiorcomicfan they are needed for the production and transportation of the foods though. Therefore causing the prices to rise.

    • @superiorcomicfan
      @superiorcomicfan Рік тому +39

      @@mklaver31 That literally has nothing to do with that at all. He said the *meal* is $1. The gas and electricity prices for transportation are completely irrelevant.

    • @playboyj0hnny270
      @playboyj0hnny270 Рік тому +59

      @@mklaver31 technically you could walk to get the ingredients, then if you’re that poor start a fire to cook it over lol

    • @johnherrera5261
      @johnherrera5261 Рік тому +28

      There's always that one guy

  • @bhavanahonwadkar8132
    @bhavanahonwadkar8132 6 місяців тому

    "but when it finally becomes a thing"
    " cut your ball into four smaller balls"
    KWOOK

  • @kalmage136
    @kalmage136 8 місяців тому

    FIsH oUT uR GnoCCS lmfao had me dying for some reason

  • @magicknight13
    @magicknight13 Рік тому +2553

    You were making this in college?!? How much time did you have omg link the time management 😭 jokes aside this looks super good!!

    • @undedude4272
      @undedude4272 Рік тому +46

      This did not take that much time

    • @riomouris4767
      @riomouris4767 Рік тому +66

      Probably studied while the potato cooked

    • @pokiblue5870
      @pokiblue5870 Рік тому +16

      during college i was eating kraft dinner. That shit so good

    • @sr.hurricane6305
      @sr.hurricane6305 Рік тому +8

      I learned that as a child, its pretty good, and i gotta thank my mom every day for that

    • @FuzzzehOG
      @FuzzzehOG Рік тому

      The key when making videos like this, is to simply make shit up as you go along especially if it sounds right...fml some creators are complete tards

  • @-mac_N_chEEse
    @-mac_N_chEEse Рік тому +68

    “cut your ball into four smaller balls“
    Instructions unclear, doctor says big brother can’t have babies 🗿

    • @altaccount335
      @altaccount335 9 місяців тому +1

      gen z is so dirty minded fr hehe

  • @ElliotOyekunle
    @ElliotOyekunle 8 місяців тому +1

    "Do some surgery on them to get that sweet meat out"
    Ain't no way 💀

  • @pickelhaubert3730
    @pickelhaubert3730 5 місяців тому

    ”Cut your ball”
    I felt the pain through the sentence.

  • @comteqfr525
    @comteqfr525 Рік тому +198

    1$ ? I'm in France and I can promise you, those sweet potatoes are worth more than 1$ over here.

    • @amir021idm
      @amir021idm 10 місяців тому +15

      even in russia it’s more, the regular potato costs 0,3$ for 1 kg but the sweet is more expensive idk about the 1$ part the olive oil alone costs more than a fast food meal, it’s cheaper to go eat it in a restaurant than to make it😂

    • @SardonicSapote
      @SardonicSapote 9 місяців тому +10

      Here, sweet potatoes come in like 5 pound bags and cost about a dollar per pound

    • @mycookiehasnoname
      @mycookiehasnoname 9 місяців тому +3

      Potato is >1,5$/kilo here, sweet potato probably like 2,5$ lmao

    • @Observer-O
      @Observer-O 9 місяців тому +5

      Depending on region.
      Sweet potatoes grow in warmer areas so yeah they're more expensive due to export costs and stuff.

    • @nosliermarius6862
      @nosliermarius6862 9 місяців тому +1

      You can always use somme kind of winter squash its very good !

  • @chattycatty3336
    @chattycatty3336 Рік тому +2304

    Idk where youre getting your ingredients but not one of those prices are available in the stores near me 😂😅

    • @ningen6392
      @ningen6392 Рік тому +378

      No idea where he got 3 large sweet potatoes for like 55 cents. But definitely not happening where I’m living

    • @sphinxerdoo7875
      @sphinxerdoo7875 Рік тому +101

      15 cents for flour lol no

    • @BananaGalaxy
      @BananaGalaxy Рік тому +261

      The prices are adjusted for portion size I believe. Like you’d only be eating 55 cents worth of sweet potato

    • @chattycatty3336
      @chattycatty3336 Рік тому +161

      @@BananaGalaxy lol i know that, but to call it "a meal under $2" is just not accurate, since no one can go out and buy a specific amount of each ingredient

    • @BananaGalaxy
      @BananaGalaxy Рік тому +25

      @@chattycatty3336 I agree, I just didn’t want to force my opinion on you in case you were actually confused lol

  • @TusarGojo
    @TusarGojo 8 місяців тому +1

    bro really said "cut your ballz" 💀

  • @CRUSADEROFTHELORD
    @CRUSADEROFTHELORD 9 місяців тому

    The smoke alarm at the end. 💀 💀 💀

  • @Neantoa
    @Neantoa Рік тому +513

    Sweet potatoes are super expensive where I live (middle of Europe), but i love them so much :(

    • @vivianmichi914
      @vivianmichi914 Рік тому +10

      Welcome to my life

    • @suhtoriia2250
      @suhtoriia2250 Рік тому +56

      Are normal potatoes cheap? You could just use those instead

    • @scented_meat
      @scented_meat Рік тому +17

      They are cheap in india

    • @xbwu9732
      @xbwu9732 Рік тому +8

      In morocco sweet potato are slightly expensive more than normal ones

    • @ThindiGee
      @ThindiGee Рік тому +48

      Just wanted to say that. And Walnuts and Olive Oil cost a fortune, too 😭

  • @AdenRc
    @AdenRc Рік тому +651

    Step 1: Get some sweet potatoes
    **looks at empty fridge**

    • @maxdenoux7263
      @maxdenoux7263 Рік тому +28

      Step 2 : get a oven
      *Looks at the microwave*

    • @leeuwengames315
      @leeuwengames315 Рік тому +4

      step 3 get place to do a medical procedure on baked potatoes.
      looks at all the dishes that take up the littlw space that once was there

    • @LinkEX
      @LinkEX Рік тому +1

      Empty Fridge > Fridge with spoiled food

  • @Federal.buerau_of_silly
    @Federal.buerau_of_silly 8 місяців тому +1

    "i fished out my Gnocchis. I then coated them in my sauce." 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

  • @arden2089
    @arden2089 9 місяців тому

    Bro I know I ain’t going to making this in college and the kitchen we share for the entire building 😂

  • @ourbussycomrade9917
    @ourbussycomrade9917 Рік тому +1348

    You are one of the only content creators who truly makes delicious and easy to make meals you deserve all the subs you’re getting and more.

    • @illestvillain1971
      @illestvillain1971 Рік тому +23

      Yea not golden flaky salt wagyu like others

    • @abc-qv1kc
      @abc-qv1kc Рік тому +28

      @@illestvillain1971 those videos aren't made with the purpose of being replicated tho lol, although this guy's videos are amazing you can't compare them to the others since those try to impress you and not actually teach how to cook

    • @danielasalazar5289
      @danielasalazar5289 Рік тому +15

      And affordable! I’ve spent a lot more than I wanted replicating “delicious and easy to make” four cheese pasta, which when you look at the cheeses in the recipe it’s not at all affordable 😅

    • @innocentrichie8108
      @innocentrichie8108 Рік тому +9

      @@illestvillain1971 Yeah but the purpose of those aren't for you to make them, its for them to show off different types of foods (and promote their brand ofc) if you really wanted affordable then type it up

    • @megatbasyarullah4859
      @megatbasyarullah4859 Рік тому +2

      @@abc-qv1kc yeah well when they keep using those flakey salt and wagyus im not even impressed anymore lol

  • @sarahnorment
    @sarahnorment Рік тому +183

    Damn, ramen noodles got me through college....you fancy! 😂

    • @mlfrisk5573
      @mlfrisk5573 Рік тому +1

      Im eating ramen noodles while reading your comment 🌶️🌶️🥵🥵

  • @Orebrohkfan
    @Orebrohkfan 27 днів тому

    "Sweet meat"
    *bro knew what he was doing*

  • @anj10136
    @anj10136 9 місяців тому +2

    “Cut your balls”
    Instructions unclear, I am now in the hospital.

  • @JulianneFreytag
    @JulianneFreytag Рік тому +523

    this looks so good omg. i hate it when food bloggers make it overly complicated.
    thanks dad xoxo

  • @tylervalla2695
    @tylervalla2695 Рік тому +184

    I dont know where he went to school but that was definitely more than a dollar

    • @lifescaption
      @lifescaption Рік тому +10

      It's not '1 dollar'... it's '~1 dollar a *portion*'. It was pretty visually clear :

    • @swellmate12
      @swellmate12 Рік тому +19

      @@lifescaption I woudl eat all of that for dinner... maybe if you're feeding your cat dinner its a portion

    • @lifescaption
      @lifescaption Рік тому +12

      @@swellmate12 not having portion control or ignoring they exist doesn't eliminate what a portion is unfortunately.
      Personal preference doesn't nullify fact. Still a cheap meal.

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 Рік тому

      You have to consider that this is more than one portion...

    • @lifescaption
      @lifescaption Рік тому +1

      @@robertnett9793 and then also consider it, like many things, is priced by the portion.
      Eat more, pay more.

  • @ILoveTeaOG
    @ILoveTeaOG 8 місяців тому

    Him -"The meals that got me thru college"
    Me- instant noodles

  • @Chrislegaspi885
    @Chrislegaspi885 8 місяців тому +2

    "Then Cut your balls"
    "Ok I will AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

  • @givemyidolpenduaworlcup
    @givemyidolpenduaworlcup 8 місяців тому +1

    The vegan teacher: THATS MY BOI!!!

  • @LadyArceus
    @LadyArceus Рік тому +426

    "Cut your balls"
    Instuction unclear I am now a female

  • @anacondrai5419
    @anacondrai5419 Рік тому +323

    Inflation: "I'ma ruin this whole guy's career"

    • @auggie3359
      @auggie3359 Рік тому +7

      except the sweet potatoes alone cost more $1, before covid.

  • @cheesemacblazer102
    @cheesemacblazer102 9 місяців тому +1

    "Cut your balls into four smaller balls"
    Bros smooth balls regenerate

  • @Kat_sama
    @Kat_sama 9 місяців тому

    Oo ima make that tomorrow.Ahh comfort food my favorite🥰🤤

  • @happysquad
    @happysquad Рік тому +26

    Seeing as you create these for beginners maybe have some text indicating for more exact instruction. For example went mentioning to bake the sweet potato’s, what’s the temperature and time we should bake them at, Just a suggestion

  • @chillaxTF
    @chillaxTF Рік тому +242

    Finally a real person making real person food. I needed you freshman year!! :P Keep up this series please, so many gems

  • @supergamingsub2356
    @supergamingsub2356 8 місяців тому

    Man I love being able to watch cooking videos with my mom without having to be worried about sus or inappropriate things in the video love you Chanel keep it up 😘

  • @pomax1464
    @pomax1464 9 місяців тому

    man really said "till it got T H I C C"

  • @helianthe3457
    @helianthe3457 Рік тому +180

    My question is how did you have the energy and time to do this while going through college? The cooking alone is exhausting and you're left with a lot of dishes just for one person 😅 anyway it does look good, if sweet potatoes are super expensive as it is where I live you can just use regular potatoes, like for more classic gnocchi. You can also try it with chickpea flour!

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 Рік тому +36

      Depends on how you cope with stress. For some people cooking is a very meditative and soothing experience.
      For others alas it just adds to the stress of the day.

    • @jordinometry1589
      @jordinometry1589 Рік тому +2

      Well usually when I cook I make enough for a day or two. That’s literally how I eat well and save money on food

  • @Arqadeplayz356
    @Arqadeplayz356 Рік тому +26

    "Cut your balls" 💀
    Wait I cant put that in my dish

  • @daffadilly
    @daffadilly 9 місяців тому

    This recipe was a great success for me. I had no idea it could be so easy, even though I ended up making a bit of a mess with my flour 😅I will happily make them again though lol

  • @MoaiGuyMax
    @MoaiGuyMax 8 місяців тому +8

    "Cut your ball into four smaller balls"💀