How Gordon reads his kids a bedtime story: Kids in bed. Done. Grab a book. Amazing. Open book. Now the secret is to read slow to put them to sleep quicker. Read. Beautiful. Finish book. Kids asleep. Walk out room. Done. Oh my lord. So good
In this episode of Home Nightmares Me, showing a hopeless kitchen and even more hopeless cooking, ending in a bowl of instant noodles Gordon: What the FUCKK is that?
Literally all I use when cooking a steak, has been for years, and I managed to get a pre-teen (10 or 11) to eat a steak, medium, WITHOUT KETCHUP, I could have died happy right then.
@@elroc1 soy sauce is an overwhelming seasoning, and it should be enough plus the lime is a great complement to the taste. I have tried a similar dish but with pork as meat and cabbage as vegetables.
I love that Gordon bobbs up and down on his toes when he is talking about what he's going to cook. Shows the uncontainable enthusiasm he has. Or maybe he 'found some great coke' - people a lot funnier than me.
People call him rude, but I think it’s just Cs he’s frustrated because he wants his talent to be perfect. He wants food to be amazing. I feel so bad that people think he’s bad. He seems so nice and sweet. Love you Gordon!
Princess Cupcake I’m taking his masterclass and it’s clear that he’s just so passionate about cooking and he loves every second of it! That passion and desire to make food an art really comes through and helps me take more pride in my cooking! He’s fantastic
you taught me how to cook ! phinomenal 🙌💘 I rewatch everything over and over again I have gone threw all of you're episodes! you're so awesome ! even wrote down a book of stuff I learned just from watching
“One chicken breast can serve 2 or 3 *easily*” Me: *Eats two myself* Edit: Just to clarify I mean without any veggies or eggs. People seem to think I’m eating 6 potions of Gordon’s meal lol
One thing i gotta say. It's a LOT more pleasing to see Gordon cooking like this than his hellkitchen or any other show. You can see the actual true joy that cooking brings him. "Beautiful."
Is anyone else feeling so productive and eager to cook after watching this, but yet still lying in bed and is actually supposed togo to sleep because it's midnight? Just me?
Gordon, Everyone is at home quarantined for the Corona Virus. And we are all learning how to cook for ourselves, many of us for the first time. Your cooking channel is a GODSEND! (tHANK-yOU)
These videos have been so helpful. I’m no chef lol but I love good food and cooking is definitely a hobby of mine. A meal tastes great when there’s some pride involved... like, wow. I made that! Thank you so much Gordon for all of these free guides here on UA-cam ️ it is much appreciated. Easy to try at home with a lot of the basic equipment around, and anything I need to know to start is available here! :)
@@bfdcluberlang5681 still wouldn't fill me up idk how people in uni can live off that stuff doesn't even taste nice. I'd normally get the instant noodles like 2-3 packs get some pre cooked chicken cook the noodles add a table spoon of red Thai curry paste to a frying pan some noodle water mix then Throw it all in 10 times better. Still only take about 10 minutes
Gordon: Feeds his new baby milk Gordon's baby: B..Bl...Bl... Gordon: Honey come here record this! He is gonna say his first words Gordon's baby: B L A N D
Tried the first one and it was great! Thanks sm! I used smaller rice noodles and it still tasted good. I needed a fast and simple recipe because i was too lazy to cook💗
Clean everything as you go. For example when I make eggs. I make my omellete and I fry some onions and carrots chopped. While it is frying I clean my board, knife, spatula and everything else I used. So when I am done everythin is clean.
At this point I get the feeling that he's done so many videos/shows/etc instructing on cooking, that he's all but incapable of not narrating every step.
all my burgers are just meat and lettuce with sauce, all my subs are meat and lettuce with sauce, all my tacos are just meat and lettuce with sauce. Am i too simple?
When there was too much potato cooked than everyone's stomach capacity???? I love potatoes too soooooo much that I always over estimate the amount I cook. That's technically wasteful, but at least I have tater tots next morning. 😋🍴🥔
@@d_ni6890 healthier for the mind to cook for yourself. Plus if u get ingredients urself its of course healthier that processed and heated up food they serve you at restaurants
Between health, weigh loss, diabetes type 2, etc. I'm on a keto diet plus fasting... Had an orange at dawn! Now it's mid afternoon only been drinking water... Saying it's a challenge, it's an understatement! ;-)
Thank you for adding subtitles. I’m so grateful that as a deaf person subtitles are added on UA-cam and are working properly. All videos on UA-cam should have functional and accurate subtitles, so that we can understand the video, it really means a lot to us. Thank you for supporting the deaf and hard of hearing community 🧘♀️🌞✨🌙 We are grateful ✌🏻 This is our only way of understanding what is being said. God bless 🦋
@@roshan020297 Bruh what are you on about? Idk if youre trying to be funny but subtitles work well and im pretty sure most deaf people prefer reading rather than sign language.
Searing just means to brown the external of a meat or food at a very high temperature for a short time so you can achieve browning without cooking the inside, usually done to give steak a crispy exterior and a tender interior
I used to have the same mentality as the rest of the people who "generously" shared their comments. Ive now come to realise that you are NOT ment to be challenged. Dude you are like a cooking machine and thats probably why people are being like that. Its too difficult for them to keep up but if things was easy then everyone would be a professional. Thank you for being you and having this channel, so i can better myself at yet another aspect of my life.
Gordon 🎉 I spent so many years praying for boldness -speak my mind and have a voice of my own 💡 Simultaneously watching your shows 😋 Now people see me as ungrateful food and coffee snob. When I can't eat what I love now, I have a peanut butter or almond butter sandwich, noodles or fruit... Then turn on shows like this... Romancing the food and complaining about everything else. You get me! 💋
Everytime he scraped the pan with the whisk and tongs I heard my mom in the back of my head yelling your going to fuck up my pans use a wooden spoon 😂😭
I remember you came to Vietnam, and complimented our food on how wonderful it was. I hope in the future you will come to Vietnam more often and introduce many dishes and cuisine in my country to the whole world.
I always look like i've been on the receiving end of a halloween prank and still find flour around the kitchen after making a pizza a week before lool, it gets everywhere
@@cessnan411ce5 Two details. one placement Notice how when flouring his hands or sifting the flower his hands are just above the table and away from his body and clothes. two pocket Notice that in his pocket he has a rag to wipe his hands on.
Gordon’s regular phrases ; “Delicious”, “Stunning”, “Beautiful”, “Amazing”, “Look at that”
May I add
“Touch...of olive oil”
“Season”
“Salt and freshly ground pepper”
May i add
"Lovely"
Fuck me! Don’t forget that
What about "in" that's the most used one.
That's not even a phrase bitch
How Gordon reads his kids a bedtime story:
Kids in bed. Done. Grab a book. Amazing. Open book. Now the secret is to read slow to put them to sleep quicker. Read. Beautiful. Finish book. Kids asleep. Walk out room. Done. Oh my lord. So good
The lines actually played in my head in Gordon Ramsay's Voice 😂
Forgot ‘touch of olive oil’
*season them properly*
I love him
😂 so true
This guy loves to cook, you can see how happy he is while he is cooking. Truly cooking from the heart.
Tree Scorer434 I wish to be like him someday
@@leebibit me too
And how angry he is when people mess it up.
@@leebibit gud luck mate i believe in you!!
Chaco Fries Awhh, thanks :) I wish you the best in life too
The fact that we have one of the greatest chefs in the world teaching us how to cook for free is so underrated.
👍🏻❤
Let’s not forget Jamie Oliver 👌
He makes enough money this is the reason
glaze
@@angelaandreou4501yeah no thanks 😂
Gordon needs to have a show where he surprises People in their homes and cooks with what they have in stock. That might be interesting
As he berates them in their own home....lol would be funny as shit.
In this episode of Home Nightmares
Me, showing a hopeless kitchen and even more hopeless cooking, ending in a bowl of instant noodles
Gordon: What the FUCKK is that?
@@himanshutahiliani1235 "Youre gonna kill someone!"
@@raindropcleaners "You fuckin' DONKEYYYY!!"😂😂😂
@@himanshutahiliani1235 Make sure you seperated raw and cooked meat!
His voice is always so soothing when he's not screaming. You can tell just how much he enjoys cooking and how nice he actually is.
Who would you pick... Gordon Ramsey or Morgan Freeman?
Ikr? I could sleep while listening to him cook, it's relaxing lol
Gordon Ramsey could be both a sleep aid and a wake-up call
😆😆😆
YEARS of listening to him curse at people but now he's all cooking-passionate-talking... Me = confused... but I'd still EAT THAT!
The holy trinity of Gordon Ramsey:
1. Olive oil
2. Salt
3. Pepper
Weha Bagde holy trinity of anyone that cooks
@@oskoreiaa11 i think he put salt and pepper in his water too
Literally all I use when cooking a steak, has been for years, and I managed to get a pre-teen (10 or 11) to eat a steak, medium, WITHOUT KETCHUP, I could have died happy right then.
To be honest it's for everyone that cooks, I love cooking and those 3 can never be missed in my dishes.
G0dOfWar absolutely, oil is better than butter too, and try avocado oil, great tasted with burgers
Gordon is noticeably calmer and more peaceful. This video is both inspiring and relaxing to watch.
Hello beautiful, how are you doing?
The first recipe is like the most BASIC thing I’ve ever seen him cook but he still made it look fabulous
Looked dry to me.
It might be the first recipe where all the ingridients are available in my next door store, so I might try it actually.
FYI you can see alternative version of first menu in thai name "ก๋วยเตี๋ยวคั่วไก่"
I agree. It looked great but there was hardly any seasoning. My guess is it was a little bland.
@@elroc1 soy sauce is an overwhelming seasoning, and it should be enough plus the lime is a great complement to the taste. I have tried a similar dish but with pork as meat and cabbage as vegetables.
Me: “that cheesecake looks overcooked”
Gordon: “beautiful”
Me: *beautiful*
Nice original comment !
Accurate 🤣
LOL
Me:Fuck u
Yes. 😂💕😂💕😂💕😂
Gordon Ramsay: Everything has to be organized
Me: *where did I leave that goddamn chicken*
F C 😂😂😂☠️
😅😅😅
I guess your chicken is so fresh that it ran away
sieg wahrheit racist
Till you fix this Goddamn door!
This is what I love about Gordon he just chuck stuff in there without any measurements and it’s so much easier that way
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I love that Gordon bobbs up and down on his toes when he is talking about what he's going to cook. Shows the uncontainable enthusiasm he has.
Or maybe he 'found some great coke'
- people a lot funnier than me.
kj Ford me too! I love all the facial expressions and hand movements, that shows that he’s really passionate about cooking. ❤️
Nope, he's about to pee
Ditto, its an intense tenseness lol.lov it...Scorpio 😁💖
its actually his cocaine habit causing tendencies like that even when hes sober
part of the character
Funny how he is that aggressive but watching him is so absolutely calming.
Subs fa subs
@@gangstaras9292 lol okay
@@Pratiksha656 done
Right!! Same Thing I said!! So gentle, warm & inviting!!
@@tonidavis1299 Right? Look at him
People call him rude, but I think it’s just Cs he’s frustrated because he wants his talent to be perfect. He wants food to be amazing. I feel so bad that people think he’s bad. He seems so nice and sweet. Love you Gordon!
Princess Cupcake I’m taking his masterclass and it’s clear that he’s just so passionate about cooking and he loves every second of it! That passion and desire to make food an art really comes through and helps me take more pride in my cooking! He’s fantastic
André Schneider
Your as much as a wanker as he is
Prince Charles you’re*
Manio 4 Gaming
Finish your sentence wanker or don’t start one
Prince Charles a troll I see go back into your cave
you taught me how to cook ! phinomenal 🙌💘 I rewatch everything over and over again I have gone threw all of you're episodes! you're so awesome ! even wrote down a book of stuff I learned just from watching
Hell yeah!
ua-cam.com/video/mmXcmzY5YMM/v-deo.html
so good to eat
Wish people would stop meming for a sec and appreciate Gordon's craft and willingness to teach.
JJ Ortiz saying the guy with a high shaggy profile pic
Your profile pic doesn’t work with this comment
Are you threatening me?
You’re acting like children
You dare disgrace Shaggy! Think about the power he wields! FOR SHAME CHILD!
“One chicken breast can serve 2 or 3 *easily*”
Me: *Eats two myself*
Edit: Just to clarify I mean without any veggies or eggs. People seem to think I’m eating 6 potions of Gordon’s meal lol
You're fat, we get it
@@sinemusic77 or he need dem proteins
That's actually not as much as you think, I think he meant that 1 breast can serve that many when combined with the broccoli noodles and eggs.
Fat ass
Were you thinking of riesse grimoire
Never anyone in history and time:
Gordon: grabs a tree - 'This is a young, tender Broccoli'
Is that a Mob Psycho reference?
LOOOL I LAUGHED SOO HARDDDD
Wow
Yeah real funny!
Dude literally read the comment as he said it
Is he using a metal tools e.g. whisk on a coated pan 4:05 ? Isn't that wrong or am I missing something?
One thing i gotta say. It's a LOT more pleasing to see Gordon cooking like this than his hellkitchen or any other show. You can see the actual true joy that cooking brings him. "Beautiful."
It's the genuine affection he has towards his work🙌💓
love hells kitchen and kitchen nightmares.
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@@joycesmith1806same
I agree😅
Gordon: "Slice Garlic"
Cameraman: films garden for no reason
Joejo511 there supposed to
He didn't wash the knife that's why
@@mujtabawasif7785 why would he
tony he just cut raw chicken with the knife
@@tony-rr7yz cross contamination
The only nan who makes cooking look really cool
Gordon is the bessssttt
💯🔥🔥
If he messes up, does he yell at himself ?
Most probably 🤣🤣great question!
Naza that’s the thing, he doesn’t mess up ...
Spill the noddles..
Gordon : omg.. fuck my life!!!
Bold of you to assume he can mess up
😂😂
Is anyone else feeling so productive and eager to cook after watching this, but yet still lying in bed and is actually supposed togo to sleep because it's midnight?
Just me?
Me rn apart from that it’s not midnight lmao
HAHAH that was too accurate bud
Exactly 12:05 lol
Same but it's 3am
Dude how ... It's 1:15 am and i'm in bed watching this. Want to cook but too tired
Gordon, Everyone is at home quarantined for the Corona Virus. And we are all learning how to cook for ourselves, many of us for the first time. Your cooking channel is a GODSEND! (tHANK-yOU)
These videos have been so helpful. I’m no chef lol but I love good food and cooking is definitely a hobby of mine. A meal tastes great when there’s some pride involved... like, wow. I made that! Thank you so much Gordon for all of these free guides here on UA-cam ️ it is much appreciated. Easy to try at home with a lot of the basic equipment around, and anything I need to know to start is available here! :)
"Why go to the gym when you can have a cheesecake every day"
I am intrigued by his philosophy and wish to know more.
hahaaa.. you will find it severely flawed in many ways :p
Colopty A great arm workout whisking the cream cheese 💪🏻
Making the cheesecake probably burns the same amount of calories if you dont have a mechanical hand mixer.
@@MrDamning I made cheesecake by hand.
I could almost feel myself float off.
Colopty let’s be UA-cam friends
I want a girlfriend that talks to me like Gordon talks to a chicken.
i can talk to you like that, no homo
@@WLTRMOTTER epic gay moment.
I feel that bro
Sebastienne Sebas bruh
hehe
Title: "Quick and Simple Recipies"
Gordon: "First we will make out own Gnocci..."
If you exclude boiling the potatoes it takes less than half an hour. I'd say that's simple and pretty quick
Pot noodle, tear lid, fill with boiling water, re-cover with lid, leave for 5min. EAT
@@bfdcluberlang5681 pot noodle never fills me up and nine times out of ten it takes longer than 5 minutes
I don't know what to call my channel tell you what then, leave it for 10mins and have some bread with it or get a king noodle 😉😃
@@bfdcluberlang5681 still wouldn't fill me up idk how people in uni can live off that stuff doesn't even taste nice. I'd normally get the instant noodles like 2-3 packs get some pre cooked chicken cook the noodles add a table spoon of red Thai curry paste to a frying pan some noodle water mix then Throw it all in 10 times better. Still only take about 10 minutes
Gordon is not for cooking, But cooking is for Gordon ❤
Gordon Ramsay's favorite word when he likes the food:
"Lovely"
i think its "fuck me"
@@kenkaneki5770 Nah, that's if he likes the food so much that he hates it.
Its " Absolutely delicious"
F*cking delicious *
Nah, it's "finally, some good fucking food"
He's literally seducing his ingredients
Tejas Ghone rumor has it he made love with that cheesecake
@@ronaldo19832😂 poor lamb sauce crying in the corner
Tejas Ghone 😂😂
10:51
I snorted out my cocaine because of this, thanks alot asshole.
Gordon: Feeds his new baby milk
Gordon's baby: B..Bl...Bl...
Gordon: Honey come here record this! He is gonna say his first words
Gordon's baby: B L A N D
Mr Chunko 😂
Nice copy of someone else’s comment
Im the 269th guy who liked this comment.
😂😂
“It’s raw”
If I don’t have a delicious egg will a regular one still be adequate?
I think the walmart variety work ok
No I tried it and it didn't work.
No you idiot sandwich
It's not working. I think they patched it.
MrLennonson LMFAOOOO
Man... you know his Family be eating GOOD!!!! everytime he cooks!!!
The funny thing is his kids say they prefer their moms cooking 😂
@@ravechick13 what!!?!??
@@sarahmark2721 gordons prolly got that healthy dinner.
lmao are u dumb, it’s only for show. He doesnt actually cook good food at home
@@blueawps6220 the kids cook for themselves
Watching Gordon Ramsey cook makes all my stress go away.
And my tummy rumble.
Fuck YEAH!
Trueee until he put lime on that bitch 😕
Tried the first one and it was great! Thanks sm! I used smaller rice noodles and it still tasted good.
I needed a fast and simple recipe because i was too lazy to cook💗
ua-cam.com/video/mOwEpdOyQWk/v-deo.html
gordons wife "oh no were out of lube"
gordon "olive oil. in. lovely."
i spit out my mountain dew reading that!! hahaha
What in the actual fuck--
Best thing I read before going to sleep
wow im seeing a lot of underrated comments these days. criminally low upvotes
OMFG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Teacher “no eating in class”
Boys in the back of the class:
lmao 😂😂😂😂 im dying
HAHA, I'M DYING-
@Abigail Chaiyasate XD
Lol
Pfft-
Me: “oh this looks easy”
**tries making it**
Me: “and may I present to you cereal in a bowl of milk with a teaspoon of sugar”
Brilliant!
Dont forget to season
Wheres the lamb sauce ¡¡¡¡
Raider Carl you facking donkey
@@Mac-ih7rb oi panini head calm down
Made it, my kids loved it. They are fans. So am I. Delicious and simple.
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He’s so talented. You can tell he’s at peace when he’s cooking and that he really enjoys it
that was actually an extremely simple and very basic dish. I was cooking that at 16 honestly. Soy sauce, salt, pepper....
@@hardminder Cool story bro.
@@GBcommander Thanks
@@hardminder obviously, he’s making simple dishes for simple cooks.
@@datz2105 you know I replied to a comment right? I didn't just say that out of nowhere.
Gordon : 'made dinner'
His daughter : "dad what's breakfast this morning ?"
*His
@@haianh619 lol
What?
Saber Gaming xD
Disjejunere = dinner
and it means "breakfast"
Why are we still getting action movie cameraman after all these years lmao
SteamedBunGaming this is an old video it’s just reuploaded
😂😂😂😂😂
I miss old cameraman
10:50
@@machinegunpiss774 wich one ?
It's amazing how clean his counter is after every dish. Mine ends up looking like a post apocalyptic wreck.
Clean everything as you go. For example when I make eggs. I make my omellete and I fry some onions and carrots chopped. While it is frying I clean my board, knife, spatula and everything else I used. So when I am done everythin is clean.
@@fatkitty4207 i do that too then i can eat my shit in peace before tv shows
Fighting
@@wallyspencer3253it is not shit. It is made with love :*)
*"Touch of Olive oil"*
*pours all around the pan*
Marco taught him well
never seen that comment before!
Such original comment
Macro has the power of APEX
"I did not make him cry. He made himself cry. It was his choice to cry."
No one:
Gordon Ramsey: *runs tap* - “Water... On”
@@pyark hahaha. silly.
He cracks me up.
@@pyark he picked that trait up from marco pierre white
Pyark HAHAHAHAHAHA
At this point I get the feeling that he's done so many videos/shows/etc instructing on cooking, that he's all but incapable of not narrating every step.
The stir-frying technique at 2:38 is so professional! I will learn from you!
Gordon: So heres the ingredients
Me: (Skips forward 10sec)
Gordon: And theres your meal
These videos are way to quick 😀
@@fusioninspiredkitchen5437 lol not as insanely quick as the instagram ones ive watched 😂
I watch on .75x speed. .5x was gettin weird but was oddly still fast enough to watch
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Marco Pierre White: " always make it simple"
Gordon Ramsay: " Simple is always the most impressive"
all my burgers are just meat and lettuce with sauce, all my subs are meat and lettuce with sauce, all my tacos are just meat and lettuce with sauce. Am i too simple?
@@bordergore7623 Add some onions and you're good.
@kemuael Gordon was an apprentice of Marco before he became famous.
@kemuael They're *
Would you please make my night and subscribe to my channel the number didn't change in months :( I truly work hard on my food videos.
"leftover baked potatoes" who the hell has leftover baked potatoes lol.
imlost19 he also said leftover raw potatoes
You don't eat left overs
@@blackseac He said leftover boiled potatoes.
It's FUCKIN RAAAAAW! 😂
When there was too much potato cooked than everyone's stomach capacity???? I love potatoes too soooooo much that I always over estimate the amount I cook. That's technically wasteful, but at least I have tater tots next morning. 😋🍴🥔
I had to take a bathroom break while watching this. Toilet seat up, pee, flush, beautiful. Hands washed, incredible.
Lmao xD nice
Well played 😎
@Phoenix she's actually mocking him 💀 lol ur comment is cringey asf
Gently shaken
😂😂😂😂
I wonder what it must be like to be his family. I bet every meal is amazing
Taylor Weston his daughter cooks too they be competing
I wonder if they ever have Kraft Mac & Cheese.
20% of the time, they'll be his test subject on new recipe
@@elisat_317 probably but I bet he adds stuff to it to make it a gourmet meal
Taylor Weston oh for sure lol
Gordon's wife: Honey we're out of lube
Gordon: *Olive oil, in!*
@Yeet Yeeter ROTFFLMAO 🤣🤣🤣
HAHAHHAHA
Can confirm it works lol
He doesn't need to. He gets in FOOKIN RAW!!!
Haven't heard that one before
Idk what it is but I love everything about Gordon Ramsay, his cooking, his style, his language and ofcourse that voice
So you must be loving how he sliced and diced 500 of his employees out of a job. 😂
@@happybrokefatuglymama4 that is the best part
Simp
I Feel the very same way, stay safe and bless
His language ? It’s English
You've motivated me to cook at home and eat healthy. It's not about not having enough time, it's about having the passion
That's nice, but these are not healthy meals
@@d_ni6890 the person never said it was, by the way
@@d_ni6890 healthier for the mind to cook for yourself. Plus if u get ingredients urself its of course healthier that processed and heated up food they serve you at restaurants
@@d_ni6890 how so? They are not the healthiest, but still not bad for you
@@fragileh0rse what kind of restaurants r u eating at?
Take a shot every time he says:
"Nice"
"Lovely"
"Just a touch"
"Exactly"
"Gently"
Of good ol kentuckey moobshine
Yeah and pass out half way thru LOL😂
Or fluffy
Salt
Pepper
Soft
Brilliant
Gently
Beautiful
Nice and hot
The bob ross of cooking
As an asian person. He made a very simple sinple quick dish and turned it in a sophisticated elegant careful diah to prep. Love it
His voice is so calming here.
ua-cam.com/video/eD5z5Zkcc0s/v-deo.html .
He has no one to scream at he is calm
Nobody:
Gordon Ramsay: *Fills up a cup of water* "Water. In."
Just a lonely 1sr comment
*Nobody: = Everybody: something* because double negative equals positive, so in reality, everyone says something.
Love how he compliments the food like:
*"MaGnIfiCENt"*
*"BEaUtIfUl"*
*"LoVeLY"*
*"BrIlLiAnT"*
*"ElEgAnT"*
*"IncRedIbLE"*
He's right
That's the secret
Gordon: Camera man get my good side
"SpLeNdiD"
Ladies find you a man that talks to you the way Gordon Ramsay talks about his food 😂
Worst idea ever: watch Gordon Ramsey cook while hungry.
Even more worse when your fridge is empty
Alam Himel BADIUL to top that, watching this at 3 am
Between health, weigh loss, diabetes type 2, etc. I'm on a keto diet plus fasting...
Had an orange at dawn! Now it's mid afternoon only been drinking water...
Saying it's a challenge, it's an understatement! ;-)
Dats exactly what I’m doing now early in the morning...☹️☹️
@@namenamerson7919 same
Thank you for adding subtitles. I’m so grateful that as a deaf person subtitles are added on UA-cam and are working properly.
All videos on UA-cam should have functional and accurate subtitles, so that we can understand the video, it really means a lot to us.
Thank you for supporting the deaf and hard of hearing community 🧘♀️🌞✨🌙
We are grateful ✌🏻
This is our only way of understanding what is being said.
God bless 🦋
I'll talk in sign language for the next video bro.
👉🏻👋🏼👏🏼🤝🏼🙌🏼👎🏼🤏🏼🖐🏼🤘🏻✌🏼👌🏼
@@roshan020297 Bruh what are you on about? Idk if youre trying to be funny but subtitles work well and im pretty sure most deaf people prefer reading rather than sign language.
@@roshan020297 that’s awesome!
@@karoliina3068 well look like someone angry because they missed the joke~
Just sayin the music is pretty fire
Gordon before doing ANYTHING
"First, olive oil"
lol I can imagine him showing his nighttime routine and saying: First... a little bit of olive oil"
Allovoil
I mean, he's not wrong. Olive Oil >>>>>
😁
@caio rocha
Exactly! Other than desserts, you can cook almost anything with olive oil!
I go through olive oil quickly!
My whole day goes watching Gordon 🎉
Gordon looking himself in the mirror: BEAUTIFUL, STUNNING, DELICIOUS!!!
😂😂
And then FUCK ME!!!!!
Hahah best comment
@@davidc.4972 💀💀💀
U forgot lovely
"Smells incredible" , well, yeah...you're Gordon Ramsay.
It's RAW
I dare not even boil water in front of Gordon Ramsay
Gordon taste your boiled water. It's fuxxing raw!
I’m scared to even go to the kitchen when Gordon’s there.
Zany The Dragon the way you phrased your comment sounds like Gordon just regularly cooks in your kitchen.
The water is bland, dry and on top of that you've managed to somehow overboil the water.
Donkey
I’d probably burn it
You'll never find me Gordon ramsay
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OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE IT LMAAOOOOO
He will soon enough *evil laughter*
"Give it a nice whisk"
*sends the batter to the nether realm*
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HIZAAAAAAAHAHAHHAA 🅱️⭕️ℹ️ 😂😂
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"Why go to the gym when you can make a cheesecake a day?"
Excellent point Gordon.
And then u get those calories u just burned back into ur body by eating the high calorie cheesecake😂😂
@@dawson.strachan03 Life's too short to give a fuck 😂😂 At least your weight will stay consistent
Yea,even tho it wouldnt decrease,at least also not increased
As a Malayalam cooking UA-camr, I found these quick recipes fascinating. While Gordon Ramsay's technique is impressive
Gordon: Don't cook it, sear it.
Me: Don't drive, travel
He means don’t fully cook it right now.
Searing just means to brown the external of a meat or food at a very high temperature for a short time so you can achieve browning without cooking the inside, usually done to give steak a crispy exterior and a tender interior
Nice😅
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don’t breathe, inhale
he makes it sound like he delivered a baby when he finishes his meal
Well, it's a food baby!
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PeaceMakerDJ 13 lmao
I used to have the same mentality as the rest of the people who "generously" shared their comments. Ive now come to realise that you are NOT ment to be challenged. Dude you are like a cooking machine and thats probably why people are being like that. Its too difficult for them to keep up but if things was easy then everyone would be a professional. Thank you for being you and having this channel, so i can better myself at yet another aspect of my life.
Gordon 🎉 I spent so many years praying for boldness -speak my mind and have a voice of my own 💡 Simultaneously watching your shows 😋 Now people see me as ungrateful food and coffee snob. When I can't eat what I love now, I have a peanut butter or almond butter sandwich, noodles or fruit... Then turn on shows like this... Romancing the food and complaining about everything else. You get me! 💋
"One chicken breast can serve two or 3" Me: 😂
TRUTH
Tbf he's pretty realistic with serving sizes when you think about all the rest of the stuff. If this was Jamie Oliver, he'd say it could serve 10
I think those numbers are mixed up
He is talking about humans I think 😆😆
I could eat 3 in one sitting and I don't even eat a lot lol
When Gordon makes 3 meals faster than you can make cereal...
Or pancakes
While commentating
😂
Obiviously edited :P
Legend has it, Gordon tucks his pots and pans into bed at night beside him while his wife sleeps on the couch.
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Legend also has it that Gordon seasons his bed before sleeping in it
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Everytime he scraped the pan with the whisk and tongs I heard my mom in the back of my head yelling your going to fuck up my pans use a wooden spoon 😂😭
Same
Even the poor little bowls used for whisking up the eggs 😦😦
you should try buying a rubber spatula ! it works sooo good
dude do you know what he added at 6:08?
I have a feeling Gordon has some pretty sturdy pans lol
@@stefanagha3248 ya prolly iys super expensive... he isnt a million dollar chef for nothing
I love how Gorden can cook really well with little seasoning. When I cook you end up tasting the whole damn seasoning pantry
His seasoning comes from how well he blends food together
Gordon: I'm out of olive oil
Jack out of nowhere: Noice
Do u really watch tokyo ghoul
Hai desu
Ban thank god i hate it when people use kaneki to look cool
recommend me a good Slice OL anime plzz
j mula ur ass said manga better than the anime...calm urself book reader💀💀💀
🥹❤️🙏I enjoy watching Chef Gordon so much and I cannot even cook well..but I learned many things from his video🥹❤️🙏Godbless Sir Gordon
Gordon:here’s a quick and easy dinner recipe
Me who burns water: 👁 👄 👁
Me, who burns air.
Me, who burns my self
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Me, who burns fire.
I have a lot of respect for Gordon but the fact he’s using metal tongs in a non stick pan is stressing me out
Fraser Smith cooks cook!!
I noticed that too but when you're rich like he is, you really don't think about these things as much.
Even the camera tries to not show whenever he fucking scratches that shit come on
Stop being a pussy.
@@nineshinoda BS -.- it wont come off right away. Good lord, what do you people learn in school these days?
He’s like bob ross except with cooking
Except not on Hell’s Kitchen😂
lmao on his own acc, he is. but his shows? yea no
M.Faathir Arsa I mean in his own his own videos not his shows
Bob Ross was a drill sergeant once.
Bob Ross yelling: Now listen here you friendly little fucker, better fix that painting before we have a happy little accident In the parking lot.
This is the best recipe, I've tried several others, but now I only make it according to your recipe.
“This is a young ......tender.......................broccoli”
I love how excited he gets! It makes me so happy to see a chef so passionate.
And there is all that money his making 😃
Hello martha, how are you doing?
Absolutely true. How are you doing? Hope you are fine and safe out there.
I love how excited he gets. It makes me so happy to see a chef so passionate. 🙂
"I'm Gordon Ramsay, and I really need to remember to piss before we start recording."
Eric Milani hahaha omg
I remember you came to Vietnam, and complimented our food on how wonderful it was. I hope in the future you will come to Vietnam more often and introduce many dishes and cuisine in my country to the whole world.
If I was gordon’s wife I wouldn’t even dare to make a sandwich in front of him
You'll never be a wife because you do not make sandwiches in the morning.
Faizan rana breakfast sandwichhhhh
If you were gordon wife he's make sandwich for you
Fallen cok1 id totally let him
Gordon’s wife is lowkey really good at cooking
He's always moving about like he really needs to go pee
Simon Holland 🤜🤛thank you
Simon Holland stir crazy
*Plot twist:He actually does*
Have you ever watched hell's kitchen? Those guy's are running around like they're gonna shit their pants!
starting block
When your here before your recommended recommends it 10 years later
@@TonDef4126 not the situation the use simp you dense cabbage
little chicken awesomeness dense cabbage is wrong it’s dense brownie
you're here*
Anthony Price how does that-
Im here
Met him yesterday. Greatest guy ever. Very down to earth.
How does he aggressively handle flour without getting any on him? That is a superpower.
I always look like i've been on the receiving end of a halloween prank and still find flour around the kitchen after making a pizza a week before lool, it gets everywhere
Its edited.
It’s a superflour
@@yhyhalright3889 😑
@@cessnan411ce5
Two details.
one placement
Notice how when flouring his hands or sifting the flower his hands are just above the table and away from his body and clothes.
two pocket
Notice that in his pocket he has a rag to wipe his hands on.
I love how he cooks with a "clean" taste , without adding various sauce after sauce disguising the food. You understand each ingredient.
Hi 👋
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Same as well he is so wonderful and also cook most of my favorite meals
Can i ask something if that's OK with you
He is a incredible chef
Anyone who says magic doesn’t exist hasn’t seen Gordon Ramsay
Word!
Alex Guthrie i have still not magic
I like The simplecety in all his food he can Teach everyone to cook