Assassin's Creed Odyssey: Death of Testikles

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  • Опубліковано 12 чер 2020
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  • @soldierside365
    @soldierside365 2 місяці тому +577

    The death of Testikles was quite impotent for the story…

  • @justanotherperson2960
    @justanotherperson2960 Місяць тому +265

    One can say, he finally hit puberty since Testikles finally dropped!

  • @RenanL.S.
    @RenanL.S. 25 днів тому +98

    His brother Peanoos and his sister Veginas are probably very sad.

    • @AzraelBloodstorm
      @AzraelBloodstorm 22 дні тому +6

      Well his brother Peanoos always said he can't work hard without his brother Testikles

  • @noobplumber2262
    @noobplumber2262 3 місяці тому +292

    The worse is he has died like this second time in underworld

    • @miguelangeljaja4293
      @miguelangeljaja4293 2 місяці тому +2

      What? In dlc?

    • @noobplumber2262
      @noobplumber2262 2 місяці тому +6

      @@miguelangeljaja4293 what is dlc, i mean in underworld in ac odyssey

    • @tanasukitanonku8621
      @tanasukitanonku8621 Місяць тому +9

      @@miguelangeljaja4293fate of atlantis ep2

    • @michealdrake3421
      @michealdrake3421 Місяць тому +5

      Holy shit I completely forgot about that, yeah, that's one of the best brick jokes in the entire franchise

  • @user-en1mj8uc5f
    @user-en1mj8uc5f 7 місяців тому +457

    Ngl felt bad for this guy

    • @GnarpyRegretivator
      @GnarpyRegretivator 5 місяців тому +52

      He just wanted a hug

    • @Snugglepups
      @Snugglepups 3 місяці тому +4

      @@GnarpyRegretivatorwelp it was his life or our bones

    • @MC32595
      @MC32595 Місяць тому +2

      me too honestly

    • @michealdrake3421
      @michealdrake3421 Місяць тому +6

      Right? He's a self centered goof, but he really just seems like he just wants for himself and everyone else to have fun and doesn't get that not everyone shares his idea of fun

  • @michealdrake3421
    @michealdrake3421 2 місяці тому +105

    The funniest thing about this is just how casual everyone is. Like, they see the shark and the blood and are just like, "well, that happened. So, what's next on the agenda?"

    • @Goremejy
      @Goremejy 24 дні тому +2

      I mean, would you want to try fighting the shark?

    • @michealdrake3421
      @michealdrake3421 23 дні тому

      @@Goremejy I've fought lots of sharks (in game) so yes I would (in game)

    • @matthewriley7826
      @matthewriley7826 23 дні тому

      Eh this was back when killing and maiming people was entertainment.

  • @PauloVitorHMK
    @PauloVitorHMK 24 дні тому +21

    "Surely, he can swim."
    So could the shark, in fact

  • @Zabor-ny3co
    @Zabor-ny3co 26 днів тому +20

    Rest in power Testikles.
    Truly the most heartbreaking character death in all of Odissey

  • @bluenightgenso6390
    @bluenightgenso6390 15 днів тому +3

    Just wait til his distant Roman brother Bickus Dickus heard about this

  • @henryd4331
    @henryd4331 Місяць тому +38

    Usually Testikles come in pairs. I wonder what happened to the other one? 🤪 "Look at the hairy Testikles!"

  • @jackiesparrowjr
    @jackiesparrowjr 5 місяців тому +34

    I got past that mission and that scene had me laughing like crazy. 😂😂😂

  • @predetor911
    @predetor911 25 днів тому +17

    Achilles’ weakness was his Achilles tendon.
    Testikles weakness must be…….

  • @Johnnybdecent
    @Johnnybdecent Місяць тому +12

    He just wanted a hug!

    • @stephenking5852
      @stephenking5852 26 днів тому

      He was a dumb, vain drunk, and he was covered in oil. Who would hug him?

  • @soldier1stclass987
    @soldier1stclass987 2 місяці тому +15

    people in the past really have ways with names

  • @yammt3148
    @yammt3148 25 днів тому +5

    RIP, Testicles. We never saw this coming.

    • @kgpspyguy
      @kgpspyguy 22 дні тому +2

      Please don’t say “rip testicles” ever again…

    • @yammt3148
      @yammt3148 20 днів тому

      @@kgpspyguy *Tape-ripping sound effect

  • @joel800
    @joel800 3 місяці тому +61

    The game tells us a historical fact that women weren't allowed to join Olympic. Then making Kasandra the real protagonist, sending her attend it, funny

    • @crazysoundman
      @crazysoundman 2 місяці тому

      @@paulmayson3129boo hoo baby

    • @doc_vader2776
      @doc_vader2776 2 місяці тому +32

      Also the part where she can't even go disguised as a man.
      Because they participated Naked for the Olympics.

    • @doc_vader2776
      @doc_vader2776 2 місяці тому

      @@tysontaggart7246 The gym In Gymnastics and Gymnasium stands for Naked.
      Google it.

    • @joshmoonXY
      @joshmoonXY 27 днів тому +5

      I just wish the other characters did not overlook the fact that she's a woman. Seems unauthentic. I blame the writers.

    • @nickm1242
      @nickm1242 26 днів тому +11

      The entire game is a huge diarretic shit all over real life history, yet Ubisoft still wants to say "they're historical"

  • @vaan1520
    @vaan1520 4 місяці тому +85

    LOTS of humour in AC Odyssey. Well done developers 😃

    • @michealdrake3421
      @michealdrake3421 Місяць тому +5

      Yeah, I think they did a good job setting the tone in this game. There's plenty of things that I'd improve if I could wave a wand and make it so, but I think they struck a really good balance between drama and comedy.

    • @lukethelegend9705
      @lukethelegend9705 Місяць тому +3

      Don’t get sarcastic on me this scene was great

    • @arklaw8306
      @arklaw8306 27 днів тому +1

      @@michealdrake3421 Sometimes it's hit or miss like that Supideo quest.

    • @Unknown_T
      @Unknown_T 26 днів тому

      ​@@arklaw8306can u plz explain that one,I didn't get it,his mom was suspicious though

    • @arklaw8306
      @arklaw8306 26 днів тому

      @@Unknown_T It's an oedipeus reference and the guy kills himself cringily and forcefully.

  • @latch9781
    @latch9781 24 дні тому +2

    Damn, I forgot how good the mocap was in this

  • @akifaiman7388
    @akifaiman7388 Місяць тому +4

    Testikles Thorson

  • @khaledyassin718
    @khaledyassin718 Місяць тому

    The way she turns her head and looks at alkibiades at the end there speaks volumes

  • @N00Bella
    @N00Bella 11 днів тому

    This scene singlehandedly sold this game to me. Not bad.

  • @broken_depressed-boy
    @broken_depressed-boy Місяць тому +15

    Testikles: GIVE ME A HUG
    Kassandra: Hell to the fucking no *dodges his hug*
    Testikles: *fells in the water and gets eaten alive by a shark*
    Kassandra: ...well shit.

    • @xDjembex
      @xDjembex Місяць тому +1

      Yes. That was what happened in the clip.

    • @az-6262
      @az-6262 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@xDjembex can confirm, i saw it too

    • @RecentCobra
      @RecentCobra 26 днів тому +1

      Thank you for making this, I watched the clip 163 times and couldn't understand what had happened.

    • @broken_depressed-boy
      @broken_depressed-boy 26 днів тому

      @@RecentCobra she is avoiding Testikles hug because he is gross and weird, and once he died Kassandra is like: ...well shit. Guess I'm gonna have to do this by myself

    • @RecentCobra
      @RecentCobra 26 днів тому +1

      @@broken_depressed-boy Dom dies in Gears of War 3

  • @ericoftheotherworld1525
    @ericoftheotherworld1525 Місяць тому +3

    When I first played this and saw this scene, I laughed so hard XDXD

  • @leftentantsniffles8522
    @leftentantsniffles8522 Місяць тому +2

    Our hero 😢

  • @kjdee140
    @kjdee140 29 днів тому +1

    If I was in the Tickell family, I’d hate to be the girl named Tess.

  • @theprodigalson4003
    @theprodigalson4003 23 дні тому

    When your both laughing and crying

  • @HHHHHHH96
    @HHHHHHH96 Місяць тому +4

    ALKIBIADES is so great 😂😂

  • @saintst_rauss3034
    @saintst_rauss3034 Місяць тому +1

    Ghis ond made my day

  • @HistoryboothYT
    @HistoryboothYT 24 дні тому

    I love how nobody even gives a damn that a shark is literally near the docks, and nobody even tries to kill it😂

  • @samu7015
    @samu7015 23 дні тому

    With that name no wonder he went down

  • @NoVy24
    @NoVy24 28 днів тому +3

    What is Astarion doing in ancient Greece???

  • @MrOrcshaman
    @MrOrcshaman 22 дні тому

    If they want to make a game that's filled with bad Saturday night live spit takes, then I'll treat it as such

  • @the_seer_0421
    @the_seer_0421 3 місяці тому +26

    Peak assassin's creed

  • @MetalCharlo
    @MetalCharlo 29 днів тому +2

    I don't give a shit, this game was awesome.

  • @schwaaammm
    @schwaaammm Місяць тому +2

    Oiled Testikles in Assassin's Creed?

  • @Cinderpelt2036
    @Cinderpelt2036 21 день тому

    Testikles biggus and dikus longus

  • @Sheenifier
    @Sheenifier 25 днів тому

    That's an actual character?! I thought that was just a family guy cutaway joke

  • @N1k4_Gr1v
    @N1k4_Gr1v Місяць тому

    Who else mourns for testikles?

  • @fangru7294
    @fangru7294 Місяць тому

    I love this game.

  • @zachfeiler7014
    @zachfeiler7014 29 днів тому

    This will never not be funny.

  • @stephordless8876
    @stephordless8876 29 днів тому

    What armor set is that?

  • @JorgeMiguel147
    @JorgeMiguel147 25 днів тому +4

    ancient Greece invented marvel humour

  • @byzantinitrium6056
    @byzantinitrium6056 22 дні тому

    astarion?

  • @raquelfernandes2227
    @raquelfernandes2227 18 днів тому

    Why is his name testicels

  • @kokroughtoss1257
    @kokroughtoss1257 26 днів тому +1

    Legit the only good scene from AC Odyssey.

  • @Snugglepups
    @Snugglepups 3 місяці тому +1

    R.I.P apples

  • @dagnastyodi4196
    @dagnastyodi4196 Місяць тому

    why is that gis name lmao

  • @ultrati705
    @ultrati705 3 місяці тому +6

    Any one nightmare difficulty

  • @IveNeverStoodUp
    @IveNeverStoodUp Місяць тому

    hahaha testikles got eaten by a shark hahahahahaha!!!!! yes!!!

  • @tahahasan236
    @tahahasan236 3 місяці тому +5

    Lmao his name 😂😂😂

  • @Kitchenclips
    @Kitchenclips 2 місяці тому

    My guy reminds me of John Goodman in his youth

  • @_Terminus_
    @_Terminus_ 27 днів тому

    Dumb ways to die

  • @terrencemoldern2756
    @terrencemoldern2756 Місяць тому +8

    We went from deep plot and narrative and beautiful music, interesting mysteries and well written characters...
    To this...
    What a waste...

    • @kubukoz_
      @kubukoz_ Місяць тому +9

      remember how Ezio kept insulting people's mothers and sisters for comedy? yeah, how's this any worse?

    • @nielst.6514
      @nielst.6514 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@kubukoz_ Those are two different things. Scenes like this clearly have more of a hidden agenda behind it. Trying to convey a message of the ideology of the person who scripted it.

    • @terrencemoldern2756
      @terrencemoldern2756 Місяць тому +6

      @@kubukoz_ **Tell me you never played the Ezio games without telling me you haven’t played the Ezio games** 👆

    • @terrencemoldern2756
      @terrencemoldern2756 Місяць тому +11

      @@kubukoz_ clearly you never played the games cause he virtually never does that. He insults Veri’s sister at the beginning of AC2... but oh... yeah... that’s when he’s a bratty teenage young adult. Like most. It’s called having character... this video is just plain Marvel tier fart humor.

    • @MIC__lunatic
      @MIC__lunatic Місяць тому

      Hang on this is my fav game of all time so far. Although I really loved Pagan Min in Far cry 4 best villain ever. I wanted to join up w/ his crew instead of whacking him

  • @The_HoochGoblin
    @The_HoochGoblin 2 місяці тому +1

    This part had me rollin, what a dumbass LOL