@@mrinferno3594 I actually really love Odyssey I just thought it was funny when he asked when he would start doing Assassin stuff because everyone who plays this wonders that until they realize they won't be
Ya Boi, Dutch This fanbase is getting pretty fickle. They said after Syndicate “I’m so tired of the same formula they need to change it.” *proceeds to change it* “this isn’t assassins creed anymore”
thats the best part about it, i literally played it all the way through cuz it is not like an AC but still kinda retarded. And it is a first for me in AC games
@@AragonBattleBorn if you played as either Alexios and Kassandra, you would pick up on massive differences in both characters despite the same dialogue, because of the voice actors. It is a long game if you don't mind grinding so those that have completed it will be aware of the differences in delivery of the dialogues. Unlike Valhalla, you can't just switch roles whenever you like, so you're wrong there, you have to start a New Game or activate NG + for that. Also, the franchise does not need another Ezio, or another like him, there is only one.
This game is amazing visual-wise. I remember when I first arrived in Mykonos I spent like a good 20 minutes walking around the city, doing some proper sightseeing. Also, the photo-mode is a blessing. It should be a standard feature in every game nowadays.
@@roblox_is_cringe351 no, absolutely. I was only praising what I think is good about the game. Gameplay is stiff, but not without its highs, while the story is simply… err, I don’t know, it’s a bit of a mess. A wasted opportunity? It could have been so much better (just like every other ac game since Unity, and including Unity, which is probably the best we have had since Ezio…)
People hate it cause its not an AC. But they dont hate Black Flag, though its not an AC too. So it seems not-AC games are more liked. Besides Odyssey is one of the good games in the series. Its one of the few that makes you wanna discover, learn about the map, go to the other side of the map, find all question marks. Cause everytime you go somewhere, theres something new. Thers always something surprising. Only Ezio Trilogy, 3 and Odyssey have this; in my opinion of course.
entire game is using far cry primal bird flying thing, batman combat, shadow of war special moves, shadow of war nemesis system, tom clancies wildlands bosses+ quest system, Skyrim/fallouts radient quests.. honestly has stolen everything from everything, it looks like most games hahaha
This game looks like great fun as a stand-alone but how on earth can they call this an assassins creed. If it was a standalone different titled game I would get it but they are using their assassins creed brand to branch out and create new games entirely
@@CPtracker080 from what i can tell theres nothing connecting it to the ac story besides the "present day" storyline. General motifs shown throughout most of the series isnt here in anyways either (which is partly why we can consider AC4 as an AC game but not odyssey)
Baconchops09 in an ask a spartan vid someone asked why its called assassins creed when there arent assassins, and he replied with something like “why isnt hipparchus made of hippopotomases? This game is setting up what i assume to be the templars
The fact that the voice actors are Greek makes it more hilarious. The Greek pronouncing of English is very silly and funny. Then again, it could be because I had an English teacher who not only didn't know to speak English, but she was also unable to say the words with the right toning.
@@chefofthetrash You responded in Greek via the usage of Latin characters therefore I thought you were Greek. That is why I sent the response in Greek.
I started to enjoy the games a bit more after I stopped thinking of them as Assasins creed games and just as RPGs with historical themes and stealth. I've even just mentally started removing AC from the title. "You play that new viking rpg? You mean Valhalla? Yeah that's the one."
We already went to Rome. I say we should to Mesopotamia, the start of human civilization. Something like that would work very well for the Precursor/human plotline.
Honestly at this point they are just exploiting the good name of the franchise. It doesnt look bad as game, but this is nothing like the good old assassin's creed games, where you actually played as a fucking assassin
well , i mean, i don't know the story , isn't this still far from her doing assassins things? she look like she is just trying to stay alive and go on , like ezio at the start of the game.
Assasins creed isnt just about being an assassin, the main focus is first civ shit and since assassins and templars are not made yet, discovering more about the first civ is still a part of the series
Bro... When he went to the pick up the wolf from the bush, but instead picked up some random hidden dead woman I straight up choked on my Doritos. Fucking Gold lol
I like the new combat but I wish it took a realistic amount of hits to kill someone instead of 50 hits with a 15 pound axe to take down a small greek man
i honestly started loving the game when i stoped being resistent about it, it shows a diferent way to the saga, its more like an RPG, just like origins, i really love everything about it, the only thing i cant say i love is the parkour, wich was explained later that is made to be rock climbing, not parkour, even bc parkour didnt even existed in this moment, so anyways, i really really love this game. My opinion.
I’ve beaten this game 74 times I know no one’s believes me but it’s nostalgia hearing this music because the game broke recently so now I’m sad cause that was 4years of my life.
When Zanny said, "That's a no no." at Caszandra's sister when she asked if Zeus would bless her with an eagle, I thought he was referring to the Greek myths. How Zeus, eagles, and young girls/women were a very, very bad combination. Especially for the girl/woman.
Recently bought this and I felt this is similar to The Witcher 3 in its core gameplay haha. Except that TW3 side quests are actually entertaining and not chore bore grind missions.
I kinda loved this game. I went around killing indiscriminately, even throwing myself at mercenaries who were 30+ levels higher to the point one shot would kill me. It was an amazing experience.
@@arijusjuzokas1666 what’s not true? This is my own personal opinion. I’m not saying that “the game is good” I’m saying “I had a good time with this game.” 🙃
I was indifferent at first but once you get your build together with the cool equipment and abilities and just go rampaging around wiping out fortresses it's amazing
im 4 years late but ive seen zanny before, one of my favorite content creators and finnaly someone that doenst care about the abstergo stuff like me, i just wanna play the game and live in ancient greece
Started playing his game like last week, stopped playing. But I did figure out early you can bind both parry buttons to one to make it just one button parry
Okay. Someone having an opinion makes them an asshole and a virgin. Lovely times for society. I'll say my piece. I don't see these new games as Assassin's Creed games. Half the time you're not even an Assassin, but for the sake of making sure their game isn't a clean cash-grab they add into the story "hey uhhh... Templars formed cause of this k bye" I won't deny the games are good, but I don't see them as *Assassin's Creed* games. And before the person seeing this decides to pull a "ok boomer" on me, just think about how vastly different the games are now. This can be seen as a good or bad thing depending on what Ubisoft does. But overall, I just don't really think Odyssey is an AC game but just a well made action game set in Ancient Greece with some ACTUALLY lore-important Info being sprinkled in.
"When is this going to become Assassins Creed?" Basically everyone on their first play through
Bah I gave up on assassins existing in assassins creed ages ago I'm just happy to experience the games as they are at this point
@@mrinferno3594 I actually really love Odyssey I just thought it was funny when he asked when he would start doing Assassin stuff because everyone who plays this wonders that until they realize they won't be
Tbh I really like the game.... wasn’t like previous titles but was still very fun.
Ya Boi, Dutch This fanbase is getting pretty fickle. They said after Syndicate “I’m so tired of the same formula they need to change it.” *proceeds to change it* “this isn’t assassins creed anymore”
@@THEJustinOfAllTime aw wait what?
“The beach, can she swim”
“ *what did you just call me* ?!?
I died at that part.
Omg I just got the joke
😅
I don’t get it
@@sergiulino3009 the b word, his accent makes it sound like it
"I just want to do Assassin's stuff!"
*Buys the only game where you aren't an Assassin*
Big Brain *100*
thats the best part about it, i literally played it all the way through cuz it is not like an AC but still kinda retarded. And it is a first for me in AC games
British Shorthair it sucks
Michael Roberts ur forgetting black flag
Rogue
Odyssey:*Attacks wolf*
Valhalla:*Gets kissed by wolves*
Ew thas is nasty
Maláka
Valhalla was shite
@@Meateater445 I prefer Valhalla over this dumpster fire
Valhalla feels better and the stealth feels better odyssey felt boring after I got past the first battle for control over land
0:25
"This is the most epic language screen select music I have ever experienced"
*Doesnt realise that it is Ezio's Family Theme*
Miss Ezio
@@AragonBattleBorn if you played as either Alexios and Kassandra, you would pick up on massive differences in both characters despite the same dialogue, because of the voice actors. It is a long game if you don't mind grinding so those that have completed it will be aware of the differences in delivery of the dialogues. Unlike Valhalla, you can't just switch roles whenever you like, so you're wrong there, you have to start a New Game or activate NG + for that.
Also, the franchise does not need another Ezio, or another like him, there is only one.
@@AragonBattleBorn Valhalla is definitely one of my favorite open world games in a while. Ubisoft definitely did great with ut
@@AragonBattleBorn just did my boy altäir dirty
DOOM says hi.
For Honor: Odyssey
The combat is practically shit cloned from the game
@@cyrusvile6622 Wait what? No, it's like dark souls
HaxterCo everything is apparently
With no communists.
Red Dead Odessey
The best thing about this game, in my honest opinion, is the accurate Greek accent.
Ye true 😂
Everything else is so bad 😂
Interesting- accurate to nowadays I guess you mean? Probably the accents in ancient Greece were notably different like in most other cultures.
The world building of acient greece is really good. No other game comes close to building out an ancient greece game.
@@robertcrumplin1232 well they never spoke english back in the day lol
He chose
* Creepo Ren voice intensifies *
*”THE GIRL”*
*she is here I can s m e l l h e r*
@@bonesmalone5802 *What the fuck you put profume on obi-wan?*
@@hetecks1385 of course you do
ssssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiifffffffffffffffff
LAVENDER
*CHOOSE WISELY!!!*
*MAYBE IL TAKE ANOTHER LOOK*
Ehh that one??
@GotAnySoup214 CHOOSE WISELY!! :)
had me dying
MABEY I SHOULD HAVE ANOTHER LOOK
5:59 "Aw this is such a nice father-daughter moment. He's totally gonna die in the next cutscene huh?"
Nah, he's gonna try to murder you tho
This game is amazing visual-wise. I remember when I first arrived in Mykonos I spent like a good 20 minutes walking around the city, doing some proper sightseeing. Also, the photo-mode is a blessing. It should be a standard feature in every game nowadays.
Well that was the best thing about odyssey, still appreciating ubisoft for it
Burn me o' comments but I liked this game
@@jacktaylor2284 why do you say that?
Your opinion is as valid as mine, so if you enjoyed the game good for you! :)
Doesn't make the gameplay better. Gameplayis still cheeks
@@roblox_is_cringe351 no, absolutely. I was only praising what I think is good about the game. Gameplay is stiff, but not without its highs, while the story is simply… err, I don’t know, it’s a bit of a mess. A wasted opportunity? It could have been so much better (just like every other ac game since Unity, and including Unity, which is probably the best we have had since Ezio…)
I love that instead of desynchronisation when you kill civilians, they instead pick up dropped weapons and try to stop the player.
They make sure you get desynchronised
But what annoys me is that when you get desynchronised, you dont continue the game like you used to be able to
And if that doesn’t work there are always the mercenaries
The Choice of the horse doesnt even matter, they dont have special abilities
Mr. Pearson Is this true! Marcos has betrayed me again! Maláka!
@@merikijiya13 🤣
Choose wisely!
@@verycutetaco 🤣
One IS a skyrim joke though. The one on the right is some S name breed wise and is known for walking up mountains
At the start of the vid you said “Hi Ronaldo” the scared the shit out of me because my name is Ronaldo too
Hi Ronaldo
"Hi Ronaldo"
*jumps out of chair*
Hi
Ya'll are cruel, you're scaring him
How come i never get you in FUT packs but i find you in the UA-cam comments
Why am i the only one who loved this game so much. The music, the environment, the combat and even story. i loved every part of it
It feels repetitive
I enjoyed it as well, when i started to look at it like a random RPG game, but absolutely HATED it when i thought of it as an Assassin's Creed game.
because you weren't able to read the "Assissin's creed" on the title of the game somehow
@@cesruhf2605 I chose to ignore it, and play it like any other RPG game.
People hate it cause its not an AC. But they dont hate Black Flag, though its not an AC too. So it seems not-AC games are more liked. Besides Odyssey is one of the good games in the series. Its one of the few that makes you wanna discover, learn about the map, go to the other side of the map, find all question marks. Cause everytime you go somewhere, theres something new. Thers always something surprising. Only Ezio Trilogy, 3 and Odyssey have this; in my opinion of course.
Zanny: kills old lady
Also Zanny: when am I going to be an assassin?
When the game looks like it plays almost identically to for honor
I think you just sold me the game
@@danior1732 ok lol
Some of the attack animations are defiantly copied. The valks third top light and nobushis bleed stab are in there
entire game is using far cry primal bird flying thing, batman combat, shadow of war special moves, shadow of war nemesis system, tom clancies wildlands bosses+ quest system, Skyrim/fallouts radient quests.. honestly has stolen everything from everything, it looks like most games hahaha
Lawrence Rambridge combat is nothing like Batman have you even played it it’s just like the Witcher 3
This game looks like great fun as a stand-alone but how on earth can they call this an assassins creed. If it was a standalone different titled game I would get it but they are using their assassins creed brand to branch out and create new games entirely
Baconchops09 well because its set in Assassins creed universe???
Adrian Annyndra it might as well not be. Assassins and templars don't exist yet in the game
@@CPtracker080 Watchdogs is set in the AC universe too but it's not called "Assassin's Creed: Watchdogs"
@@CPtracker080 from what i can tell theres nothing connecting it to the ac story besides the "present day" storyline. General motifs shown throughout most of the series isnt here in anyways either (which is partly why we can consider AC4 as an AC game but not odyssey)
Baconchops09 in an ask a spartan vid someone asked why its called assassins creed when there arent assassins, and he replied with something like “why isnt hipparchus made of hippopotomases? This game is setting up what i assume to be the templars
3:14 well i can safely say i was not expecting that
I don’t thing any of us were
Money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money
Caught me off guard...
Literally nothing of note happens at 3:14 what are you talking about?
6:12 “oh he’s totally gonna die in the next cutscene” oh no, he’s gonna do sooooo much worse
What will he do?
misa oploditelj much worse.
@@misaoploditelj9201 I can give you a clue
Spartan warmonger plays greek simulator
Spartan training sim
Lol this is greek games i thought it was Spanish.
Leonidas was actually that old in Thermopylae
“What is this destiny?”
Zanny in 2021: now that’s a little something we call foreshadowing
Side quests overpower the main story. Forgot half the shit going on when I spent hours trying to level up
The fact that the voice actors are Greek makes it more hilarious. The Greek pronouncing of English is very silly and funny. Then again, it could be because I had an English teacher who not only didn't know to speak English, but she was also unable to say the words with the right toning.
Doctor Frankenstein how the actual fuck do you get an non english speaking english teacher
@@amememachine8974 Don't ask me.
@@chefofthetrash Εσύ δεν έχει τύχει να πετύχεις άσχετη καθηγήτρια στα αγγλικά;
@@chefofthetrash You responded in Greek via the usage of Latin characters therefore I thought you were Greek. That is why I sent the response in Greek.
@@amememachine8974 Well Im Portuguese and had a english teacher that was from hungary and barely spoke both languages
One day a game will be bright and full of wonders, but the light hasn't shone on such a masterpiece yet
The Ubernick experience, Xbox exclusive
Clearly you haven’t played Roblox
Have u ever player Kotor?
@@saulinhosss if they remastered kotor or made kotor 3 it would dominate the rpg genre but sadly we got a sub par mmo
@@prod_yasha yep although i like swtor i gotta agre with u
Guard: hey! Who's leveling up in that house!?
I uninstalled the game after the 3rd "Choose Wisely"
u deserve way more likes
Bro immediately when I saw the controls I uninstalled the game.
Christian El Trigueñito the controls are the same as origins
Milø Not really.
@@MiloMcCarthyMusic he didn't choose wisely
CHOOSE WISELY!!!!!!!!!!
Bet origins will be free with games with gold November
Either Origins or R6Siege. Ubi always tosses their games like shirts at a baseball game.
@@HausAbendrot I would prefer origins over R6S, kinda makes sense as next month is the month after Odyssey
@@HausAbendrot R6 isnt going to be free anytime soon it still has 6 years of planned support
I think origins is 2 good for them to give away
Get More Origins and burn Odyssey
" This game is surprising me."
I mean that's one way to put it.
Malaysia Truly Asia Advertisement
LMAOOO
Im malaysian, dont realise the ads exist in another country tho haha
I spat my drink lmaoooo
Did not expect that too lol
"What's that body doing on the floor, I wonder what its doing there"
-zanny
*10 seconds ago*
"Oooh what a hit! You stupid ass pedestrian!!"
-also zanny
I had the same reaction to the “choose wisely”
I started to enjoy the games a bit more after I stopped thinking of them as Assasins creed games and just as RPGs with historical themes and stealth. I've even just mentally started removing AC from the title.
"You play that new viking rpg? You mean Valhalla? Yeah that's the one."
I wna play them just cuz but idea of spongy enemies who tank everything and dont flinch...its just such a turn off
7:30- eyes up, Knights.
Memelord plays halo wars 2
r/dankmemes moderator plays halo wars 2
@@TheMuslimMan1337 straight r/dankmemes moderator plays halo wars 2
He is trying wayyyyyy too hard to be funny.
Moon lord
Why did I laugh so hard when he said "butt" that's so immature.
4:02 Genuine confusion
“I am moana!!!” Completely lost it at that point 🤣
Egypt
Sparta
If the next one isn't rome i'm gonna be pissed.
Also, why does this look more like an open world rpg than an assassin creed game?
Assassin's Creed are open world games smartass.
Feudal Japan pls
@@duckblast rome would be cooler
We already went to Rome. I say we should to Mesopotamia, the start of human civilization. Something like that would work very well for the Precursor/human plotline.
It’s actually a full fledged rpg, probably similar in length as the witcher 3.
zanny: *Starts beating the shit out of wolves*
Romanians: *Metin 2 flashbacks*
Adevarat
Dude I loved Metin 2 xD
The starting zone xD fucking loved it
@Colonelul Cornel asta cautam in commuri
you videos are great. getting me through some rough times. thanks
Hahahah liking and subscribing you made me laugh so hard I couldn’t breath. Love the part where you run away with the eye
Honestly at this point they are just exploiting the good name of the franchise. It doesnt look bad as game, but this is nothing like the good old assassin's creed games, where you actually played as a fucking assassin
well , i mean, i don't know the story , isn't this still far from her doing assassins things? she look like she is just trying to stay alive and go on , like ezio at the start of the game.
Except the start of the game with ezio was every short and only in 1 game, and it wasnt boring as fuck.
Doesnt matter since ac games always were boring af i like the direction where ac is going
@RadTheLad yeah adding more playstyles is always better
Assasins creed isnt just about being an assassin, the main focus is first civ shit and since assassins and templars are not made yet, discovering more about the first civ is still a part of the series
Did anyone else like AC unity’s combat system more than this?
Who doesn't?
Zerosoldier nope
Of course, Odyssey isn't even Assassin's Creed...
I hated getting shot all the time in unity
@@volkishelf1088 give me a good motivation
It feels like The Witcher 3 but bootlegged
This is the funniest ac gameplay video I've seen till now 😂
This was the first AC game I played and it became my comfort game lmao I’ll always love it
Same
Dude I absolutely love your videos! Never change, never censor.
Ubisoft: "Its your Odyssey. Freedom of choice"
Me: kill everyone and everything! 🤩
4:12 the amount of confusion i had was just too much for my laughter to handle
Bro... When he went to the pick up the wolf from the bush, but instead picked up some random hidden dead woman I straight up choked on my Doritos.
Fucking Gold lol
Remember when the combat mechanics on AC was basically just hold lt and press x to counter
Mr Lesir Damn 😆. I thought it was fun at least.
Tawhidul Choudbury wish they kept combat like Origins
@Mr Lesir tbh tho I loved it as a kid. It was cool and made me feel like a badass
I like the new combat but I wish it took a realistic amount of hits to kill someone instead of 50 hits with a 15 pound axe to take down a small greek man
Zanny saying things like "Kazandra" is why I'm not gonna kill myself this week.
i honestly started loving the game when i stoped being resistent about it, it shows a diferent way to the saga, its more like an RPG, just like origins, i really love everything about it, the only thing i cant say i love is the parkour, wich was explained later that is made to be rock climbing, not parkour, even bc parkour didnt even existed in this moment, so anyways, i really really love this game. My opinion.
2:17 Didn't expect that reference.
When you said you don't get leather from wolves I couldn't help but laugh.
1:12 little did he know that was everyone's favourite thing to do in the game
"Eh that one?"
"Choose wisely"
Sounds like Ubisoft were talking about their latest games
i gotta get back into this game, i was so good at it and its so fun
6:22 I love this guy 😂
This Gameplay remind me the first time i played this game and hated. But now i love to play it because i understood how to play it in a right way.
Just got into ac games, then your channel got suggested, have to say you are funny af I love it
I’ve beaten this game 74 times I know no one’s believes me but it’s nostalgia hearing this music because the game broke recently so now I’m sad cause that was 4years of my life.
the level up music starts
Zan : "shit leveling up is so loud they are gonna find me out ,shut up shut up"
my fav part XD
Zanny: (whistles)
Kirin: (comes running)
Zanny: Fabio? There he is, such a good boy.
Kirin: (head droops)
When Zanny said, "That's a no no." at Caszandra's sister when she asked if Zeus would bless her with an eagle, I thought he was referring to the Greek myths. How Zeus, eagles, and young girls/women were a very, very bad combination. Especially for the girl/woman.
Recently bought this and I felt this is similar to The Witcher 3 in its core gameplay haha. Except that TW3 side quests are actually entertaining and not chore bore grind missions.
Combat is similar to TW3 in this your basically a super human with these crazy abilities same as geralt
😕fetch quests r not entertainment. . They r filler
@@dsilverleaf4668 Witcher 3 has some of the best side quests I’ve ever played what you talking about
@ashy fighting humans is because once you level up igni basically one shots them all , monster and boss fights are cool
@@ashen01 nah u cappin
Leveling up is soo LOUD, they are gonna find us here! 🤣
That third "Choose wisely" made me want to uninstall but it was also hilarious
After I gave the game a chance, I began to love it.
2:37 it says Rogue who is an Mutant
not a coincidence
A Supreme Court Judge Plays AC Odyssey
I kinda loved this game. I went around killing indiscriminately, even throwing myself at mercenaries who were 30+ levels higher to the point one shot would kill me. It was an amazing experience.
That not true
@@arijusjuzokas1666 what’s not true?
This is my own personal opinion. I’m not saying that “the game is good” I’m saying “I had a good time with this game.” 🙃
I was indifferent at first but once you get your build together with the cool equipment and abilities and just go rampaging around wiping out fortresses it's amazing
im 4 years late but ive seen zanny before, one of my favorite content creators and finnaly someone that doenst care about the abstergo stuff like me, i just wanna play the game and live in ancient greece
Forest Gump plays halo wars 2
2:27 I laughed way too fucking hard
Zanny: When am i doing Assassin stuff?
Oddysey: That's the neat part,you don't
Missed the single button combo in older ac games. It was cool seeing what animation you get.
This was the single most entertaining video I saw this week
3:14 yeah that's a nono for me dawg
facts WTF
Yeah wtf
atleast I'm not the only one who was disgusted
Shekels
I know right? Big talk for a gypsy.
First video I watch from Zanny
I will remember this as the first video i ever watched by zany
"I don't give a SHI-"
/A couple videos later./
"What does any of this have to do with Assassins? I want to get back to the main story."
I love the modern day. The Desmond modern day
Desmond modern day was great. It was really interesting thanks to that
“OoOoOHh, deep throat” that part killed me 😂🤧
Started playing his game like last week, stopped playing. But I did figure out early you can bind both parry buttons to one to make it just one button parry
That “deepthroat” caught me totally off guard
didn't even know the game was released
leave me alone same I got it yesterday
@Maintenance Renegade dont be an asshole
Okay.
Someone having an opinion makes them an asshole and a virgin. Lovely times for society.
I'll say my piece. I don't see these new games as Assassin's Creed games. Half the time you're not even an Assassin, but for the sake of making sure their game isn't a clean cash-grab they add into the story "hey uhhh... Templars formed cause of this k bye"
I won't deny the games are good, but I don't see them as *Assassin's Creed* games.
And before the person seeing this decides to pull a "ok boomer" on me, just think about how vastly different the games are now. This can be seen as a good or bad thing depending on what Ubisoft does. But overall, I just don't really think Odyssey is an AC game but just a well made action game set in Ancient Greece with some ACTUALLY lore-important Info being sprinkled in.
Dutch Van Der Linde ok boomer
@@balls3198 Damn it!
Legend says that Zanny is still making the Faze montage…
watching this on 2022 still a piece of gold
As a Malaysian, I appreciate the shoutout.
Zanny doing some way different things with Wolves in his most recent AC video.
7:20 "what happened there" lmaoo why does that remind me of Skyrim's pedestrian dialogue whenever they see a dead body
Zanny: hits old lady
Old lady: PARKOUR
I just noticed every assassin’s creed game has a tax collector quest
Kills wolfs goes to pick up the wolf picks up sleeping homeless lady realizes he just killed her dogs
"You can be an eagle? This game just got way cooler!"
Little did he know...
That bug that crawled out of my screen at 3:04 scared the shit out of me