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@@stingerjohnny9951 shoulda seen him begging the writers for mercy right before one more day was published he knew the fans would kill him and boy was he right
I mean, Deadpool once was the herald for Galactus, who later fired him for being annoying. That's a feat, given that Deadpool didn't seem to have disappointed him with finding edible worlds.
Take the fact that Mephisto and Galactus did at one point had a slugfest that wrecked much of the known universe and were evenly matched, this would up Wade's badass factor by several magnitudes.
Also the fact that Galactus actually fired someone, without setting them on fire or erasing them of the universe or similar things, is really impressive.
Deadpool is a certain type of annoying, imagine you have that one weird roommate that talks about all these different things, constantly, with some being more strange than others. Now imagine that for all eternity.
The funniest thing is that Mephisto can never escape from Deadpool because Mistress Dead loves Deadpool and she is probably going to give him full access to hell and heaven
Yea, but mistress Dead don't live in hell, she lives in some place in that universe or sumthin. It will be funny tho if he dated death and visit mephisto just to say hi
@@BlakHeart666 Mistress. Lady Death is already a copyrighted name for a comic book character. Funfact: Lady Death is very sexy and and the comic versions are sold separately, the kinda SFW version and the lewd version
Mephisto: here you go (places deadpool next to ellie) Ellie: you heard my cries and wish to have my dad back Mephisto: heard your cries I couldn't hear anything. I only had for 2 minutes and it was all Bachelorette this and Spider-man that. He's a fate worse than damnation. (Laughs easily as he disappears in fire)
@@glenngriffon8032 I'm sure Wacko, Jacko and Dot managed that too... going beyond that, they annoyed death itself and they were going for Saint Peter ath the pearly gates.
imagine a guy who can and does on a consentient basis abuse the unspoken & unacknowledged laws of reality to make you the fall guy for jokes every 3 minutes to seemingly no one (until you peek beyond the veil and then 1/2 the people who see the readers view us as some lovecraftian blind idiot god). Yeah, Mefisto is there to make other people's day worse not his own
Mephisto : Welcome Wade . Your soul... Wade: Well you know about Bachelorette........ (Blah blah blah) Mephisto: Burns Wade in hell fire 🔥 Wade : Regenerates . We have all eternity to do this. Mephisto :I ain't doing this Shit no more .You can have your soul back
I wanna know what kind of conversations Deadpool and the Medic from TF2 would have. Medic loopholed his way out of hell, Deadpool annoyed his way out of hell... it's beautiful.
Robot Devil had it worse. He was stuck with Calculon for quite a while, and even after rigging a deal in Fry's favor, he had to lie just to get Calculon out of there. Even then, Calculon comes back by the end of the episode.
As someone who doesn't know the first thing about this kinda stuff, this sounds like that one episode where krabs sold spongebob's soul to the dutchman and annoyed the crap out of him
Mephisto probably: "How in my nine rings of Hell did I had this idiotic idea? I am supposed to be THE most cunning being and fell for this fuckers scam?"
*Deadpool, threatens to come back if Mephisto doesn't terminate the deal he made with Peter* "Alright, alright, CALM DOWN!! Here." * *burns contract* * "Hell, to sweeten the deal, take his unborn child's soul too! Now, get out of my house!"
Some guy: ”Go to Hell” DP: “I did, in fact, I sold my soul to MARVEL Satan himself, and he regretted it almost immediately and then banned me from ever returning”
That doesn’t seem physically possible I know Deadpool is a S tier master of annoying people, but you would think that would be a minor inconvenience in hell
🤙Yooo! We got a fellow banana bus viewer! That do be true though. Kinda similar since Lui is considered somewhat of a nerd/fanboy like Wade who can break the 4th wall and speak a whole fanfiction.😂
I really want a Deadpool story from the perspective of his daughter where he has like to take your daughter to work day and she thinks he’s just talking and showing off his paintball guns that shoot red paint
Reminds me of the TF2 Medic who sold his soul to the devil but then grafted other souls onto his so the devil wouldn't have total ownership of him. When the devil got angry about this the Medic calmed him by saying he was crafty and would surely get the rest of the souls eventually too and offered to trade one of them for the pen the devil was holding.
Deadpool is truly overpowered 1. Banged Death, 2. cucked Thanos 3. Annoyed the literal devil to bring him back to life. 4. Trolled the one above all (Yet....)
Deadpool gets kicked outta hell in Deadpool Chapter 15 (2019)
deadpool the master of yapnojuschu
Did u intentionally use the word "Strife" in this short?
...as in, Stryfe the "Clone of Cable" villain??
@@A_Game_Zone :)
Yeahhh, that's make sense😂
I KNEW IT!
So Deadpool did what spongebob did to the Flying Dutchman when his soul was sold for 62 cents
OH MY GOD
That Actually makes sense.
62 Cents.
@OldieWan, thanks for the correction
@@josephkennedy484 👍 I only know that cause I googled it after I read your comment for context to your comment.
Mephisto didn’t know Deadpool is rank #1 in competitive yapping
Who's 2#?
Bro is fluent in Yappinese lmfao
@@abbyadventure5689 also deadpool with a smurf account
*I joined the chat*
@@HachuneMiku01what about Peter
Mephisto: "You're going to hell."
Deadpool: "It will be when I get there."
"I'm not locked here with you, you're all locked in here with me."
@@thegarlicbread4422 type-shit
Mephisto: Ummm yeah, I might have misspoke when I said that.
Dr. Strange 🤝🏻 Deadpool:
Annoying the shit out of powerful beings to get what you want.
Dormamu: your superhero annoyed you too?
Mephisto:.....yup.
He came to bargain.
@@knightmare938Deadpool isn't a hero grrr!1!1!
@@R2D2_5 Anti Hero
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You know, if Spider-Man called up Deadpool, we wouldn't have One More Day
It was the writers bro ask flash he’ll tell ya they suck
Better yet, deadpool calls spider man cause he'd know that the writers would do something to him
@@BROlMSPlDERMAN The devils even Mephisto fears
@@stingerjohnny9951 shoulda seen him begging the writers for mercy right before one more day was published he knew the fans would kill him and boy was he right
mans got a point there.
I mean, Deadpool once was the herald for Galactus, who later fired him for being annoying. That's a feat, given that Deadpool didn't seem to have disappointed him with finding edible worlds.
Take the fact that Mephisto and Galactus did at one point had a slugfest that wrecked much of the known universe and were evenly matched, this would up Wade's badass factor by several magnitudes.
@owensedwin image one comes to earth to start shit and they just send DP alone they just look at him like yea not dealing with that and leave
Also the fact that Galactus actually fired someone, without setting them on fire or erasing them of the universe or similar things, is really impressive.
@@Baji2202 Keep calling him DP, I'm sure that's not going to bite you eventually.
I would like to think Mephisto’s personal hell is being stuck in an empty room with Wade
Isn't that for everyone who meets him
@@blank2276not me
@@gayema664same here and well i like deadpool hes fun cool crazy person.
While getting jumped by a dozen spiderman
It's just as bad as Being locked in a Dungeon with a Kender.
Mephisto, the head torturer couldn't stand being tortured by Deadpool
Deadpool is a certain type of annoying, imagine you have that one weird roommate that talks about all these different things, constantly, with some being more strange than others. Now imagine that for all eternity.
Lol, mephisto could dish it out but he couldn't take it. LoL🤣
The funniest thing is that Mephisto can never escape from Deadpool because Mistress Dead loves Deadpool and she is probably going to give him full access to hell and heaven
Yea, but mistress Dead don't live in hell, she lives in some place in that universe or sumthin.
It will be funny tho if he dated death and visit mephisto just to say hi
Lady death
@@BlakHeart666 Mistress. Lady Death is already a copyrighted name for a comic book character.
Funfact: Lady Death is very sexy and and the comic versions are sold separately, the kinda SFW version and the lewd version
There is no actual hell or heaven in Marvel. Just various hellish & pleasant dimensions
@@Beastly_Genius Pretty ironic since people who found Marvel comics are devout Christians and Judaists.
Depending on how long you spend on the page it literally took Deadpool 30 seconds to make Mephisto realize it was the worst deal he ever made.
Lol
😂
Mephistopheles: *looks at Deadpool*
Mephistopheles: Worst f*cking deal I ever made.
Deadpool really said: "we're going to have so much fun together for ETERNITY."
and got Mephisto to be like: "You know what? Nah, fam. I'm good."
Mephisto: here you go (places deadpool next to ellie)
Ellie: you heard my cries and wish to have my dad back
Mephisto: heard your cries I couldn't hear anything. I only had for 2 minutes and it was all Bachelorette this and Spider-man that. He's a fate worse than damnation. (Laughs easily as he disappears in fire)
I understood this reference
Deadpool🤝Lobo
"Getting kicked out of hell"
Now he just needs to be banned from heaven for the wombo combo
Deadpool pulled a spongebob
He pulled a Freakazoid
Or a Billy from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
@@glenngriffon8032 I'm sure Wacko, Jacko and Dot managed that too... going beyond that, they annoyed death itself and they were going for Saint Peter ath the pearly gates.
Deadpool is the type of person to confuse and annoy an omnipotent all knowing god(he would) of course Mephisto couldn't handle him
And as he referenced in one of the panels he did the same thing to Galactus when he became one of his Heralds
“We eons of fun times ahead”
“ 😐 “
If that's all it took to piss Mephisto off, it must be really easy to get out of hell in Marvel.
Its just bad writing tbh
No it's not lol. @@GardenDemonHR
You’re underestimating Wade Wilson’s ability to annoy. He could make you want to punch him in the mouth just for the way he says “Good Morning”
imagine a guy who can and does on a consentient basis abuse the unspoken & unacknowledged laws of reality to make you the fall guy for jokes every 3 minutes to seemingly no one (until you peek beyond the veil and then 1/2 the people who see the readers view us as some lovecraftian blind idiot god). Yeah, Mefisto is there to make other people's day worse not his own
There is no actual hell in marvel
"So I was damning this guy-"
"Bro damned a guy."
"..."
You know it's bad when even Satan doesn't want your soul
Mephisto : Welcome Wade . Your soul...
Wade: Well you know about Bachelorette........ (Blah blah blah)
Mephisto: Burns Wade in hell fire 🔥
Wade : Regenerates . We have all eternity to do this.
Mephisto :I ain't doing this Shit no more .You can have your soul back
Deadpool pulled off a classic "I'm not trapped with you, you are trapped with me".
If Pete hears this he is going to abuse that kryptonite for his benefit
Talked is hyperbolic, he yapped
I wanna know what kind of conversations Deadpool and the Medic from TF2 would have. Medic loopholed his way out of hell, Deadpool annoyed his way out of hell... it's beautiful.
Random Xman: oh no! Deadpool is locked in hell! We must assemble a team to go fight Mephisto!
Wolverine: 3...2...1...
*Deadpool pops in existence*
oh god I laughed my backside off with that one 🤣! I seriously thought the same thing.
"Oh hey guys have y'all ever seen the bachelorette?"
Begins making pancakes
Imagine the guy who actually managed to kill Deadpool just for him to come back saying they didn’t want him, guy is the lobo of marvel.
The craziest thing isnt that it was his immortal endurance, but his yapping that set him free. Thats not power, thats personality.
“yo we have eons to have fun together.”
*internal agonizing screaming*
“get the fuck out.”
yep, he just straight up pulled a Constintine and made it to inconvenient to ever be sent to hell
Lol Mephisto was smart enough to quickly figure out what he actually did
*Deadpool appears in hell after somehow dying*
Deadpool: guess who’s back, back again
knowing how the wrighters of Deadpool don't always like to retcon, Mefisto probably would set up supervising him as a punishment detail
Leave it to Deadpool to be so annoying he got kicked out of hell 😂
Man why would Mephisto do that? I’d love to chat with DP for all of eternity.
THANOS: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET MEMPHISTO!!!
So in basics deadpool made thing that Lobo did years before
This is the ultimate “I did nothing wrong, I did everything correct” rant
Spongebob and the Flying Dutchman
Yes I can believe Deadpool can annoy his way out of Hell.
He's right up there with Calculon.
Robot Devil had it worse. He was stuck with Calculon for quite a while, and even after rigging a deal in Fry's favor, he had to lie just to get Calculon out of there. Even then, Calculon comes back by the end of the episode.
As someone who doesn't know the first thing about this kinda stuff, this sounds like that one episode where krabs sold spongebob's soul to the dutchman and annoyed the crap out of him
This reminds me of that episode of Animaniacs when the Warners went to Hell and drove Satan so crazy that he kicked them out.
Gotta love how Mephisto, was like "...have you ever been evicted from an afterlife? Because I'm changing that!"
At that point that's just pure skill 😂
“Did you know that Deadpool is so annoying” Yes
Mephisto probably: "How in my nine rings of Hell did I had this idiotic idea? I am supposed to be THE most cunning being and fell for this fuckers scam?"
TF2 medic 1 and Deadpool 2 these 2 mfs are crazy
Not even Naruto mastered Talk-no-jutsu to this level
I like that his family was like this was just another Tuesday.
*Deadpool, threatens to come back if Mephisto doesn't terminate the deal he made with Peter*
"Alright, alright, CALM DOWN!! Here."
* *burns contract* *
"Hell, to sweeten the deal, take his unborn child's soul too! Now, get out of my house!"
The strategically placed unicorn 😂
Now the real question
Which one wins?
4th wall breaking?
Or
Toon force?
Bro's got a professional degree in Yapanese 💀
in other words, deadpool is too insane for hell
2:50 BOY WASN’T WASTING NO TIME 😅
Bro used "Viscous mockery" out of hell. Amazing
I love the idea that nobody likes being around Wade, not even the actual devil
Ah yes, instead of doing anything to stop him from talking, just send him back to life.
(Tbh that still probably wouldn’t stop him all that much 💀)
Does his soul have his healing factor?
@@CZPC idk
Wait wait wait... Deadpool ended up in Hell, and he couldn't FUCKING BOTHER TO HELP SPIDER-MAN?! WADE WTF?!
Nah that's fuckin hilarious dude 😂 good shit 😂 literally annoyed the DEVIL HIMSELF so hard he brought Deadpool back to the real world.
Some guy: ”Go to Hell”
DP: “I did, in fact, I sold my soul to MARVEL Satan himself, and he regretted it almost immediately and then banned me from ever returning”
Lobo- Banned from afterlife by heaven and hell.
Deadpool- Banned from afterlife by Thanos. Banned from Hell by The Devil.
I feel like theyd get along
If there is a Hell, the same thing will happen to my great grandma, the devil wouldn’t be able to stand her for 2 second.
Spider-man: HOW?!
Deadpool: because I’m Batman
That doesn’t seem physically possible I know Deadpool is a S tier master of annoying people, but you would think that would be a minor inconvenience in hell
damn dude imagine being so annoying that the literal devil kicks you out of hell
Lui is treating Nogla like Nogla treats Terroriser! 😂
🤙Yooo! We got a fellow banana bus viewer!
That do be true though. Kinda similar since Lui is considered somewhat of a nerd/fanboy like Wade who can break the 4th wall and speak a whole fanfiction.😂
@@YaM8Kraken I didn’t even make this comment post here…🤦♂️ youtube! 😤😆
@@thenameugaveme1540 Oh, you did the same mistake I did. I mean, hey, at least we got similar recommendations.
Yes, yes, because the devil is powerless against whoever is writing their antics.
Lobo was kicked of out of Hell for being too destructive. Heaven didn't want him because he was a genocide maniac and Hell learnt he is just too much
Sorry I didn’t hear a word you said, just ended up vibing to nujabes 🤘
I really want a Deadpool story from the perspective of his daughter where he has like to take your daughter to work day and she thinks he’s just talking and showing off his paintball guns that shoot red paint
Reminds me of the TF2 Medic who sold his soul to the devil but then grafted other souls onto his so the devil wouldn't have total ownership of him. When the devil got angry about this the Medic calmed him by saying he was crafty and would surely get the rest of the souls eventually too and offered to trade one of them for the pen the devil was holding.
I'm fairly sure this also happened in the DC comics but with Harley Quinn
Deadpool is played by RYAN REYNOLDS...
GAY AF 😂
Marvel really doesn’t know how to write their characters anymore. It’s insane at this point.
Why do these dudes always seem to forget he's called, "the merk with a mouth" for a reason.
Talkative people r really annoying, especially when they’re a narcissist
Deadpool🤝tf2 medic
Dr strange:👌
One of the few comic book characters besides Lobo that gave Hell a hard time! 😅
List of characters that definitely should be BANNED from Hell
- Dabura
- Deadpool
- Lobo
- Godzilla
Me too if value their life
Do you think any of this is because it was a male getting it and not a woman
Spawn: I'm Conquer Hell
Deadpool: I'm get kicked out from hell
Lobo: I'm get kicked from Heaven and Hell
This brings a new meaning to the merc with the mouth
Yh that tracks 😂
Deadpool: *opens his mouth*
Mephisto: and i took that personally
I did not know Deadpool invaded the 40kverse
Bro gave him the tf2 medic course
the devil does not like people with adhd
Deadpool is truly overpowered
1. Banged Death,
2. cucked Thanos
3. Annoyed the literal devil to bring him back to life.
4. Trolled the one above all (Yet....)
Wouldn’t that mean he could be with death forever
gaypool??!11/!?1/1
I guess no
Death pass him and other souls to Hell or Heaven
He loves Death, not Hell or Mephisto
Ok now we all know how to get out of hell.😂😂😂
Lmfao LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Funny shit
Deadpool: MEPHISTO, I HAVE COME TO BARGAIN
This would happen to me
Anyone else play Diablo and know the true Mephisto?
Anyone else make blood sacrifices in return for demonic favors and know the actual true Mephisto?
Un-make a deal with the devil
Medic tf2: "first time?"
SpongeBob be like
Just like me fr
Rip nujabes
Thats the same reason why he's banned from hasbyn hotel
Lasting a day with him would be instant redemption for any soul.