James May Narrowly Avoiding Death For 2 and Half Minutes | The Grand Tour

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  • @ZacChilds
    @ZacChilds 3 роки тому +9755

    That recurring joke of James being brutally killed and responding with a slightly annoyed "ow" never gets old

  • @ZDdddthdfg
    @ZDdddthdfg 4 роки тому +3047

    The most unrealistic part of this is that they expect us to believe that James May’s outlet would ever look like that

    • @Jirudoggu
      @Jirudoggu 3 роки тому +260

      man probably made specific lanes for his wires

    • @Psiberzerker
      @Psiberzerker 3 роки тому +124

      Or that he would ignore it, even when it wasn't sparking. Jezza can set him into fits with his watch bezel.

    • @vitsobotka6268
      @vitsobotka6268 2 роки тому +18

      Wanted to make a comment exactly like this. You Beat me to it. Well done to you sir

    • @nyakinyuan1005
      @nyakinyuan1005 Рік тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @TH3L3G3ND
      @TH3L3G3ND Рік тому +1

      😭😂

  • @jevanking4768
    @jevanking4768 6 років тому +17974

    Nice to see him getting some use out of that coat he got for Antarctica

    • @rafafirdaus3675
      @rafafirdaus3675 6 років тому +1055

      North pole actually. Antartica is SOUTH pole

    • @jevanking4768
      @jevanking4768 6 років тому +433

      Muhammad Rafa terribly sorry

    • @rafafirdaus3675
      @rafafirdaus3675 6 років тому +277

      @@jevanking4768 eh it's fine. I forgive anyone that makes small but not annoying mistakes.

    • @jevanking4768
      @jevanking4768 6 років тому +165

      Muhammad Rafa very kind of you but I should have double checked before writing the comment

    • @rafafirdaus3675
      @rafafirdaus3675 6 років тому +70

      @@jevanking4768 yup.

  • @linusnilsson2377
    @linusnilsson2377 4 роки тому +6179

    james may being funnier than the new top gear without even talking

  • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
    @GenericUsername-qp1ww 5 років тому +5776

    *James gets blown up by a nuke*
    "OW!"

  • @graboid78
    @graboid78 4 роки тому +4234

    3:03 Whoever decided to add the "OW" is a genius

    • @whyuneedtoknow1088
      @whyuneedtoknow1088 4 роки тому +145

      Nah, they should have made him say “KOHK”

    • @gibbsfreenthalpy
      @gibbsfreenthalpy 4 роки тому +95

      @@whyuneedtoknow1088 No no, it IS a running joke, see the scene where he drives his Jag over the cliff in the US for example.

    • @georgelinford5576
      @georgelinford5576 4 роки тому +5

      @@gibbsfreenthalpy he never said it wasn't a running joke, he just suggested he said something else

    • @elirien4264
      @elirien4264 3 роки тому +27

      The anvil was a nice touch as well.

    • @iraklitibunashvili6798
      @iraklitibunashvili6798 3 роки тому +15

      I think he should have said "HAMMOND,YOU IDIOT" because if he didn't visit him this wouldn't happen(I am not saying anything about Jeremy)

  • @EthanBorsboom
    @EthanBorsboom 5 років тому +9900

    Does this mean he's not coming on then

    • @danielannett1019
      @danielannett1019 4 роки тому +826

      well Ethan Harry he got into his car and a fully loaded tipper container landed on his head and now his bones have been reduced to dust so that a no

    • @NGKGMR
      @NGKGMR 4 роки тому +62

      @@danielannett1019 LOL

    • @Jess91296
      @Jess91296 4 роки тому +47

      BEST COMMENT

    • @albinrudfell5356
      @albinrudfell5356 4 роки тому +24

      Communists is behind all this!

    • @philipvideos275
      @philipvideos275 4 роки тому +4

      this is 2017

  • @acoolerhandle
    @acoolerhandle 4 роки тому +1997

    The only thing slower than James May is whoever is throwing the bricks.

  • @fqby1
    @fqby1 5 років тому +13381

    The guy that found the source of the river Nile

    • @SempleProductions
      @SempleProductions 5 років тому +962

      With two lesser known blokes. 🤣

    • @rashad9014
      @rashad9014 5 років тому +23

      Mafia studios?

    • @twrk139
      @twrk139 5 років тому +43

      @123 456 shh, it was the source

    • @phantomechelon3628
      @phantomechelon3628 5 років тому +97

      They should put up a statue in Trafalgar Square or something. He deserves that much, surely? ;-)

    • @Ethanthecoolboy
      @Ethanthecoolboy 5 років тому +32

      Eng. Rashad, James May was the one out of the trio to find the water source of the Nile River.

  • @RJ1999x
    @RJ1999x 7 років тому +23871

    BBC made a huge mistake letting these guys get away. They're geniuses

    • @hop-skip-ouch8798
      @hop-skip-ouch8798 5 років тому +876

      Basically Clarkson happened

    • @maheshnamasivayam1433
      @maheshnamasivayam1433 5 років тому +83

      Genii you mean... 😉

    • @mattwho81
      @mattwho81 5 років тому +883

      You abuse the staff you should accept the consequences no matter who you are.

    • @terrier_productions
      @terrier_productions 5 років тому +27

      Well done! You’ve earned your 500th like!

    • @TyDavisJr
      @TyDavisJr 5 років тому +120

      The BBC is a genius like those who voted for brexit. 👏

  • @Consume0
    @Consume0 7 років тому +2708

    “Ow” - final words of James May 1963-2017

    • @ShayanGivehchian
      @ShayanGivehchian 7 років тому +147

      James I would have been happier with "oh cock"

    • @chilcottjack29
      @chilcottjack29 7 років тому +130

      James - considerable typo in there mate, you mean 1863... right?

    • @Anankin12
      @Anankin12 7 років тому +26

      Is he from 1963?!? My father is older than him and looks 10 years younger! My mother, too! He truly is an old lady.

    • @Ajsirb24
      @Ajsirb24 7 років тому +4

      James *word*

    • @Kacpa2
      @Kacpa2 7 років тому +3

      Cock!

  • @SuperE-fe2mk
    @SuperE-fe2mk 4 роки тому +4484

    "James May is still alive"
    On that terrible disappointment, back to the tent

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 4 роки тому +107

      "James May is still alive"
      "Oh no! Anyway"

    • @imblack011
      @imblack011 3 роки тому +12

      Underrated conment

    • @tiki5430
      @tiki5430 3 роки тому +37

      James: died because a container dropped to his head
      Jeremy: Oh no! Anyway last week, We talked about new VW Golf...

    • @blackdragon9204
      @blackdragon9204 3 роки тому +5

      ...still alive....slowly....

    • @Ngormanphotography
      @Ngormanphotography 3 роки тому +2

      Back to the studio

  • @dariyuskabraji4609
    @dariyuskabraji4609 6 років тому +4799

    Some say he already died in Albania, and that he now roams our physical realm with a murderous yet pedantic nature. All we know is, he's called Captain Slow!

    • @tinovanderzwanphonocave544
      @tinovanderzwanphonocave544 5 років тому +49

      murderous in he talks you to death!
      ''you know i don't understand the need for revolving doors in buildings the thing is you always get something jammed your man purse or your leg and why are they always at the size that a person can just get in and i don't mean those big ones in governement buildings or hospitals but the ones in a pub or shop in case of fire you are all dead i mean bla bla blabla bla bla!

    • @thebozo-m4j
      @thebozo-m4j 5 років тому +3

      Captain Slowly

    • @danyaalahmad2548
      @danyaalahmad2548 5 років тому +34

      I read that in clarksons voice

    • @Accooljeet1987
      @Accooljeet1987 4 роки тому +3

      I read this comment with Clarkson's voice in my mind😁

    • @memematt5899
      @memematt5899 4 роки тому +1

      All we know is that he is called Captain Slow.

  • @akshsj6695
    @akshsj6695 5 років тому +3940

    James May
    1208 BC - 2017AC

    • @KR15MES
      @KR15MES 5 років тому +59

      Massi who pissed in your soup? getting wound up like that over a tiny irrelevant detail that never mattered in the first place. You must be a very unstable person.

    • @spacemarine9801
      @spacemarine9801 5 років тому +30

      @@massi2272 you are a simpelton

    • @darkveneno6155
      @darkveneno6155 5 років тому +25

      He is still alive he said “ow” after that

    • @Zaltic
      @Zaltic 5 років тому +6

      @@massi2272 I've never seen anyone take a joke so seriously... If you haven't committed suicide yet you should know that you are an absolute naff and have no talent. Get a life if you haven't lost yours yet

    • @darkveneno6155
      @darkveneno6155 5 років тому

      Kristian Messenger he was just kidding

  • @abramo7700
    @abramo7700 4 роки тому +6486

    *looks at monitor
    *flatlines for hammond and clarkson
    *looks at cameraman
    “Does that mean they’re not coming on then?

    • @autum6764
      @autum6764 4 роки тому +252

      Well james their hearts have now given up on supporting their lifes so thats a no.

    • @runadaisuke
      @runadaisuke 4 роки тому +146

      Oh... And on that terrible disappointment

    • @homeschoolhd596
      @homeschoolhd596 3 роки тому +78

      Well James, my heart has stopped pumping blood to my body and now I’m dead
      So no

    • @inoperative_
      @inoperative_ 3 роки тому +14

      Farrel Gp it’s time to end.

    • @surrealorb8325
      @surrealorb8325 3 роки тому +11

      Ah, a wild 22b. A car I’ll never own because I’m in the land down under... *cries in 5 22b’s*

  • @snkit3224
    @snkit3224 3 роки тому +5393

    I prefer the original title “James May is still alive”, as well as the original thumbnail picture.

    • @atharvpatil5786
      @atharvpatil5786 3 роки тому +92

      Don't understand why they are doing this, Duh!

    • @iBlewupthemoon98
      @iBlewupthemoon98 3 роки тому +143

      @@atharvpatil5786 Because algorithms

    • @tamasee_nee1573
      @tamasee_nee1573 3 роки тому +14

      and they take care of this account

    • @centurionmk.1365
      @centurionmk.1365 3 роки тому +27

      Well it an american show now so... Simple is the better lol

    • @blueberryman4685
      @blueberryman4685 3 роки тому +84

      @@centurionmk.1365 you really don't know this is british

  • @thecynicmillenialshow6112
    @thecynicmillenialshow6112 5 років тому +7578

    If you play this in 0.25 speed it'll be more realistic as they had to speed the film up

    • @dharavshukla9298
      @dharavshukla9298 5 років тому +48

      TheCynicMillenial Show 1.25 you mean?

    • @rapstninja
      @rapstninja 5 років тому +270

      No 1.25 is when u are going faster and 0.25 is when u are going slower so it is in fact 0.25

    • @caleblastname6969
      @caleblastname6969 5 років тому +18

      haha

    • @Someone-wj1lf
      @Someone-wj1lf 5 років тому +208

      James is called "Captain slow" or "snail"...

    • @harsaranhehar9073
      @harsaranhehar9073 5 років тому +73

      Someone the Italians call him Mister Slowly

  • @WojtriX
    @WojtriX 7 років тому +2446

    The anvil killed me hahaha

    • @glathir1168
      @glathir1168 7 років тому +190

      Nearly killed James May too

    • @tactition777
      @tactition777 7 років тому +87

      A true anvil as well. Never bounced

    • @thehh5118
      @thehh5118 7 років тому +8

      But it didn't kill May! ;)

    • @SubjectRandom21
      @SubjectRandom21 7 років тому +2

      R.I.P WojtriX.

    • @WojtriX
      @WojtriX 7 років тому

      SubjectRandom [*]

  • @eiebsrebla
    @eiebsrebla 5 років тому +518

    That ending was actually bloody well done, if you look at the closing door there is no sign of an edit. I know it’s not necessarily difficult to do but it was damn smooth.

    • @PlatypusVomit
      @PlatypusVomit 2 роки тому +48

      That was my reaction as well. Really well done edit.
      Or they just filmed in mexico and killed a stuntman......

    • @TheGamingNorwegian
      @TheGamingNorwegian Рік тому +8

      Same with the train, only way you can tell its two shots is by looking in the reflection of the car as there is no train in its reflection.

  • @matejoleksak482
    @matejoleksak482 3 роки тому +75

    I love, that at 2:14 he turns left, which is the only unmarked direction (very subtle joke about his orientation in space)

  • @valenworld
    @valenworld 5 років тому +12754

    One day this title is going to be very confusing
    Edit: The video used to be called 'James May is still alive'.

    • @prity777
      @prity777 5 років тому +76

      you are confusing...

    • @mrmonsterhunter808
      @mrmonsterhunter808 5 років тому +550

      Nameless 261 when he inevitably dies for real

    • @arjun._.bbC6
      @arjun._.bbC6 5 років тому +47

      Oh damn......

    • @ege5804
      @ege5804 5 років тому +660

      Dont . Just dont say that .

    • @raconbacon5649
      @raconbacon5649 5 років тому +31

      Oh what a day that will be......

  • @nybotor
    @nybotor 7 років тому +1974

    Some say his heart beats three times slower than the average person, and that he is constantly in slow motion...
    ...all we know is that he’s called James May.

    • @matthew_natividad
      @matthew_natividad 6 років тому +16

      nybotor well he was born in 1836

    • @MsSigurjon
      @MsSigurjon 6 років тому +11

      All we know is hes called Captain Slow

    • @nirangatang7759
      @nirangatang7759 5 років тому +2

      And that his year only contains 30 days may

    • @TubinPanther13
      @TubinPanther13 3 роки тому +2

      Read that in Clarksons voice..

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 3 роки тому

      If you change video it 1/4 normal speed he is going in slow mo.

  • @MrPerfect2000Z
    @MrPerfect2000Z 2 роки тому +105

    Love how he turns up at the hospital just to check that they are still there...and then walks straight out

  • @yezzadezza
    @yezzadezza 3 роки тому +96

    I'm watching this again after almost 3 years, it's still brilliant.
    They should definitely keep uploading skits like this regularly on drivetrive, in between their Amazon specials. Not just as marketing for the new special, just car related, or any, skits in general.
    British Sketch Comedy meets the Grand Tour.

  • @kenopsia9013
    @kenopsia9013 5 років тому +1416

    The funny thing is that James already drank paint stripper in Vietnam

    • @amaanzeb9661
      @amaanzeb9661 5 років тому +104

      I think it was Burma

    • @Tumbleflop
      @Tumbleflop 4 роки тому +36

      @@amaanzeb9661 Yeah, it was. White spirit, IIRC.

    • @rachmatzulfiqar
      @rachmatzulfiqar 3 роки тому +2

      @@Tumbleflop whats the difference?

    • @Kay-cx5ix
      @Kay-cx5ix 3 роки тому +5

      I was thinking exactly that apart from it was Burma but easy mistake 😂😂❤️

    • @asmolbean9300
      @asmolbean9300 3 роки тому +15

      And a brick and raw beef smoothie

  • @MrBudfreak
    @MrBudfreak 7 років тому +1503

    "Ow"

  • @ked4
    @ked4 7 років тому +797

    The music is very fitting for James

  • @orabi3091
    @orabi3091 2 роки тому +93

    This hits differently after his crash in the Scandinavian special

  • @ShayanGivehchian
    @ShayanGivehchian 7 років тому +5214

    These promos are like foreplay before sex but like dragged over 2 months so quite a bit of a torture

    • @jerrytotten3733
      @jerrytotten3733 7 років тому +68

      Shayan Givehchian some people pay good money for that.

    • @UKfromadrone
      @UKfromadrone 7 років тому +42

      it's like watching the moving thumbnails of porn videos and trying to jack off to it...
      on the other hand, 1 more week to go, it better be explosive, because the fans all over the world will burst out ejaculating on their screens

    • @echoesmourn3108
      @echoesmourn3108 7 років тому +40

      It's bondage sex, that's what it is
      - Jeremy Clarkson

    • @deptusmechanikus7362
      @deptusmechanikus7362 7 років тому +2

      Fuck you, they are fun and entertaining to watch

    • @michaelgordon6867
      @michaelgordon6867 7 років тому +1

      Were is my sock?

  • @jackjane7981
    @jackjane7981 5 років тому +933

    Your telling me that JAMES MAY. JAMES MAY! HAS AN OVERLOADED PLUG SOCKET AND A GAP. A GAP! IN HIS SHED

    • @RICDirector
      @RICDirector 5 років тому +38

      Yeah, just really doesn't ring true, now does it? Must have been sabotage. :)

    • @SaltyIdleBoi
      @SaltyIdleBoi 5 років тому +1

      @@RICDirector omg, wow i didnt realise that until you said it, thank you so much.

    • @Zak-ob5ze
      @Zak-ob5ze 5 років тому +2

      Espionage

    • @yammmit
      @yammmit 4 роки тому

      Jack Jane You’re*

    • @tristanowen9409
      @tristanowen9409 4 роки тому +1

      Captain Slow sufferers from OGs it totally sabotage

  • @Zorstyk
    @Zorstyk 7 років тому +3383

    Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

    • @Zorstyk
      @Zorstyk 7 років тому +34

      Geoffrey Gibson BSc Oh 😕

    • @sajmirlatifi2309
      @sajmirlatifi2309 7 років тому +4

      Geoffrey Gibson BSc 😂😂🤣

    • @Vladpryde
      @Vladpryde 7 років тому +52

      That will never get old. We will all be dead and dust.....that comment will still be thrown around on comment sections everywhere.

    • @TPWC-eo5ui
      @TPWC-eo5ui 7 років тому +23

      Well he has multiple fractures and brain trauma...so that's a no...

    • @RockinEnabled
      @RockinEnabled 7 років тому +26

      He said "Ow", so that's a no.

  • @TwoPlusTwoEqualsFive32
    @TwoPlusTwoEqualsFive32 3 роки тому +13

    01:08 I love the attention to detail of the previously broken tiles suggesting this is a common occurrence.

    • @Dawg347
      @Dawg347 6 місяців тому +1

      That was the first tile when he entered the building

  • @User8571
    @User8571 7 років тому +169

    I was expecting James to throw grapes at the two of them until they woke up.

  • @sajanapeiris8416
    @sajanapeiris8416 5 років тому +1084

    With this luck he could defeat Thanos with his eyes closed.

    • @regularbloke2117
      @regularbloke2117 5 років тому +11

      Good god that picture of jeremy on your profile picture is absolutely terrifying

  • @spacewolf9596
    @spacewolf9596 5 років тому +5026

    Of course he’s still alive. He’s Captain Slow. Or as the Italians call him...
    Mr Slowly

    • @Hectic_cxnt
      @Hectic_cxnt 5 років тому +34

      @@dany3020 it was a joke on a top gear episode

    • @gius4real415
      @gius4real415 4 роки тому +55

      I remember that joke! But honestly I don't know how it got translated into Italian, cause we actually call him "Capitan Lento", which perfectly translates into "Captain Slow"

    • @MikhaelAhava
      @MikhaelAhava 4 роки тому +8

      There’s actually a surname in our language that perfectly translate to Slowly or Go slowly. Random coincidence.

    • @gius4real415
      @gius4real415 4 роки тому +3

      @@MikhaelAhava what surname are you talking about?

    • @MikhaelAhava
      @MikhaelAhava 4 роки тому +1

      @BOO5T “Maghinay.” It’s a Visayan name nothing important really.

  • @sampletext2236
    @sampletext2236 4 роки тому +57

    James May: gets shot 95,000,000 times
    Also James May: **ow**

  • @blazemushfiq7655
    @blazemushfiq7655 7 років тому +1329

    Before it was TG, now its GT

  • @101gaminglegion7
    @101gaminglegion7 7 років тому +212

    i think for the most part james is like a bass player in a band dosent get enough credit for his work

    • @JW-qu8fj
      @JW-qu8fj 7 років тому +3

      101 Gaminglegion - You get it

    • @chopsuey--
      @chopsuey-- 7 років тому +3

      101 Gaminglegion Like John Paul Jones?

    • @DTCJimmy
      @DTCJimmy 7 років тому +5

      He is a pianist and I'd say they are under appreciated in bands as well so it kinda makes sense. Plus they had the Top gear band where Jeremy was the drummer and Richard was the guitarist. Theyre awful lol but the instruments suit them at the same time

    • @JW-qu8fj
      @JW-qu8fj 7 років тому

      Evi1M4chine - Nice troll 7/10

    • @chopsuey--
      @chopsuey-- 7 років тому

      Evi1M4chine Moron alert.

  • @E34Benzin
    @E34Benzin 7 років тому +545

    That's not James May's Panda. The headliner is dirty, which is unacceptable for a man obsessed with things such as air vents' alignment.

    • @wahidjr689
      @wahidjr689 7 років тому +3

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    • @marshallowens4494
      @marshallowens4494 5 років тому +5

      Was disappointed it wasn't the Dacia sandero

    • @Sum_Guy
      @Sum_Guy 5 років тому +1

      Funny thing is that he's never owned the Panda... He said all his cars are mid engined and the Panda is his girlfriend's.

    • @badman1220
      @badman1220 5 років тому +1

      @@Sum_Guy He also owned/owns a classic Porsche 911 which is rear engined....

  • @CAP198462
    @CAP198462 3 роки тому +44

    Why do I get the impression James loved filming this.

  • @Lolm3ist3r
    @Lolm3ist3r 4 роки тому +373

    James May will always remind everyone of their somewhat eccentric uncle who never got married.

  • @neofox.
    @neofox. 7 років тому +197

    For those who are wondering what the songs are called:
    Keith Mansfield - Life of Leisure
    Alan Hawkshaw - Girl in a Sportscar (when James is in the car)

    • @Choice777
      @Choice777 7 років тому +3

      nah , we're good.

    • @yeahsokaye
      @yeahsokaye 7 років тому +6

      OMG YES

    • @PrimeGlaz
      @PrimeGlaz 6 років тому

      captain?

    • @AaronShenghao
      @AaronShenghao 6 років тому +1

      I am quite sure they used those in Old top gear too

    • @otto_510
      @otto_510 6 років тому +1

      Thank you

  • @spaced_ffs
    @spaced_ffs 5 років тому +3453

    This was clearly faked as the place James May keeps his bike isn’t organised in the slightest

    • @harveyhall2350
      @harveyhall2350 5 років тому +41

      I would never have known this

    • @SaltyIdleBoi
      @SaltyIdleBoi 5 років тому +92

      Another commenter pointed it out to me that this may be intentional as all throughout the video there are attempts at James's life so it isn't too unreasonable to think someone tried to sabotage his garage.

    • @frij539
      @frij539 4 роки тому +73

      And this is clearly faked because James May is moving too fast

    • @Kub5008
      @Kub5008 4 роки тому +5

      you don't say

    • @gakahuarthur993
      @gakahuarthur993 4 роки тому +7

      the most brilliant mind in the galaxy

  • @Heato-gz4tb
    @Heato-gz4tb 3 роки тому +48

    Only the real OG’s remember when this was called “James May is still alive”

    • @stuff31
      @stuff31 2 роки тому +2

      Why was the name changed? Did the channel get a rebrand?

    • @connor9568
      @connor9568 8 місяців тому

      @@stuff31yes

  • @Masterfighterx
    @Masterfighterx 7 років тому +2294

    ''Hammond/Clarkson: You didn't even visit us at the hospital! May: I did, but you slept, so I left. Hammond/Clarkson: Couldn't you've waited for us to wake up? May: We don't wait, you know that.''

    • @Wanderer628
      @Wanderer628 7 років тому +7

      Zyx Nice.

    • @largesoda1729
      @largesoda1729 7 років тому +24

      Oh cock. House rules go... If it's not my fault, I can leave

    • @frooz442
      @frooz442 6 років тому +33

      I read that in their voices lol

    • @-kami-121
      @-kami-121 6 років тому +1

      Omg XDDD

    • @anureshkadachira
      @anureshkadachira 6 років тому +1

      is that from an episode?

  • @2manyblueberries
    @2manyblueberries 5 років тому +459

    3:01 should've been a piano. Smh

    • @Kommandant4298-ui8jw
      @Kommandant4298-ui8jw 5 років тому +84

      Like your thinking. Not going to work though.
      .... he wasn't driving a Morris Marina.

    • @whoeverit9087
      @whoeverit9087 5 років тому +12

      Caravan piano Caravan sandwich

    • @chopsuey--
      @chopsuey-- 5 років тому +9

      Or a caravan

    • @Arbiter1414
      @Arbiter1414 4 роки тому +1

      Careless air 😂

    • @umar_07w
      @umar_07w 4 роки тому +6

      Well their sister company flying pianos went bust as people were complaining how many of their morises were getting smashed by the piano being carried by helis

  • @darius2640
    @darius2640 7 років тому +1288

    just one week left, can't wait. By the way James, is that the very same coat you were wearing in the polar special?

    • @extremerFatalist
      @extremerFatalist 7 років тому +106

      darius2640 Didnt know the weather is that bad in England.

    • @wakeley4984
      @wakeley4984 7 років тому +47

      He is just getting old xD

    • @miguelbaeza65
      @miguelbaeza65 7 років тому +117

      If the coat is in good shape, why wouldn't he get rid of it.

    • @Hot-Dog-Racing
      @Hot-Dog-Racing 7 років тому +9

      Also the Canada one 💁🏻

    • @themotivationalspeaker6307
      @themotivationalspeaker6307 7 років тому +70

      darius2640 love how the fact they’re badly dressed is a running joke yet James and Richard both wear Canada Goose jackets around £1000

  • @ausomeaspie
    @ausomeaspie 4 роки тому +8

    I love this! I was thinking about this the other day. I love the idea of Richard and Jeremy being put on the same ward, next to eachother.

  • @xLUKEYx
    @xLUKEYx 7 років тому +235

    I couldnt stop laughing when the anvil just come from no where. You guys always make me laugh 😂😂😂😂

    • @RetroAdzz
      @RetroAdzz 6 років тому +2

      "ow" lol

    • @teej5619
      @teej5619 6 років тому +3

      LUKEY ... The anvil that fell out of nowhere was the funniest part🤣😂👍

    • @Jaeden_Phoenix
      @Jaeden_Phoenix 6 років тому

      That's a skip...

  • @Gav3lo
    @Gav3lo 5 років тому +204

    The music he was playing in his car made me feel so nostalgic

  • @theon1e
    @theon1e 7 років тому +682

    Since he's Captain Slow, maybe it takes him longer to pass away. Jk love The Grand Tour can't wait for Season 2

    • @tom_1971
      @tom_1971 7 років тому

      ProNGRGamer I

  • @exequisite1550
    @exequisite1550 3 роки тому +12

    James was ever a kind of childish person
    And we love that 😂 he’s so careless

  • @bubblesofthecoast6393
    @bubblesofthecoast6393 7 років тому +896

    The Morris Marina owner’s club strikes back

    •  6 років тому +27

      I hate James may and the other two but mainly James may

    • @fawwazrafif5160
      @fawwazrafif5160 6 років тому +13

      @ I want my morris back

    • @skyeplaysgames6734
      @skyeplaysgames6734 6 років тому +1

      Haha

    • @Xiaomi-jm2gz
      @Xiaomi-jm2gz 5 років тому +3

      Episode 6: Return of James May.

    • @FarmYardGaming
      @FarmYardGaming 5 років тому +3

      This is the best comment ever.

  • @lush.hayden
    @lush.hayden 4 роки тому +1677

    Sucks that one day this video won't be true

    • @hend094
      @hend094 4 роки тому +194

      Wow, I don't like the fact you pointed that out and the fact you are right.

    • @talon_xi
      @talon_xi 4 роки тому +51

      that's what they want you to think

    • @yachiyous9110
      @yachiyous9110 4 роки тому +46

      or you know, james can just pull a sekiro and get blessed with immortality by the queen or something

    • @galahad6300
      @galahad6300 4 роки тому +38

      On the bright side, i don’t think that day is quite yet. James seems to me as a man in good health for his age, but i know nothing.

    • @AC-bg4cs
      @AC-bg4cs 3 роки тому +4

      Ffs dude

  • @MarkSW
    @MarkSW 7 років тому +266

    At least he wasn't driving a Morris Marina. I hear pianos fall on them all the time.

    • @DILifeWithMo
      @DILifeWithMo 7 років тому +15

      Dalek Sram it's those pilots from 'Careless Airs' can't transport piano's

    • @theempires5
      @theempires5 7 років тому +4

      It's raining piano as far as I know in that part of England

    • @almostfm
      @almostfm 7 років тому +1

      That was the major fault when the cars came out.

    • @Thellbro
      @Thellbro 7 років тому

      Ray Banner Cats and dogs I knew of, but of this one I have not heard before.

    • @timmytton7043
      @timmytton7043 7 років тому

      Morris minor more like, like the piano chord

  • @lunamiku4166
    @lunamiku4166 3 роки тому +22

    Jeremy, James and Hammond are basically another version of "The Golden Girls"
    They grow on you and love them for their quirks

    • @DanceySteveYNWA
      @DanceySteveYNWA 3 роки тому +1

      Utter nonsense. There's no grandma character for a start, she made that whole show.

    • @lunamiku4166
      @lunamiku4166 3 роки тому +2

      @@DanceySteveYNWA Lol all of them are Grandma's.... I think what you mean is there is no Sophia
      Let Stig be Sophia then!!

  • @captainzoll3303
    @captainzoll3303 7 років тому +1358

    Is anyone else surprised he doesn't have a dacia sandero?

    • @michaelramsey82
      @michaelramsey82 7 років тому +129

      It's been said on the show several times that his daily driver is a Fiat Panda.

    • @iohannes29
      @iohannes29 7 років тому +123

      He did briefly get one as a gift from Jeremy but it got reversed into by a lorry in Romania

    • @ka4629
      @ka4629 7 років тому +35

      bad news!

    • @LeprosuGnome
      @LeprosuGnome 7 років тому +2

      Or a volvo

    • @tgms177
      @tgms177 7 років тому +7

      Kha 472 WHAT!?!?

  • @DaniTheFemby99
    @DaniTheFemby99 5 років тому +474

    He wasn't wearing a high-visibility vest when he crossed the tracks...

  • @dylanmilne6683
    @dylanmilne6683 7 років тому +1700

    1/10 not using a tampon to clean oil off his bike

    • @almostfm
      @almostfm 7 років тому +25

      But the last time I changed plugs on my car, I looked at 'em the same way.
      I'm telling you, reading spark plugs is becoming a lost art

    • @not_henry_the_fifth
      @not_henry_the_fifth 7 років тому +78

      Throwback to Bolivia.
      "James was suspiciously skillful with the vaseline and condoms"

    • @pocketshit
      @pocketshit 7 років тому +3

      haha i read it in Clarkson's book

    • @thomasjackwigglesworth
      @thomasjackwigglesworth 6 років тому +1

      What about this hob

    • @elementartsofficial68
      @elementartsofficial68 5 років тому +6

      But remember when he said he used tampons to clean off the spilt milk in the tight spaces of his kitchen??

  • @txnonwheels
    @txnonwheels 4 роки тому +8

    Love these guys! I wish they still did weekly episodes. Miss their antics so much!

  • @ramnars3729
    @ramnars3729 7 років тому +849

    Captain Hamster

    • @1181darkfire
      @1181darkfire 7 років тому +2

      ramna rs LmAo captain hamster

    • @RockinEnabled
      @RockinEnabled 7 років тому +4

      Could you please explain this to me? Who was the shouting man? Why hamster? Why not Slow this time? What am I missing here?

    • @tijmen131
      @tijmen131 7 років тому +9

      Soup because he had to present the 3 man show on his own

    • @joshuawilliams9954
      @joshuawilliams9954 7 років тому +26

      The BBC will probs rape them if they used "Captain Slow"

    • @justaguycalledjosh
      @justaguycalledjosh 7 років тому +7

      James may is usually known as captain slow, but the bbc would sue for that. Hammond is known as the hamster, so together, getting around being sued, you have captain hamster

  • @prabhdeep__
    @prabhdeep__ 5 років тому +74

    He really is Captin Slow
    He's even slow at getting injured

    • @monkfish2047
      @monkfish2047 3 роки тому

      Do you know what the music is in the video

  • @toastedvirgins8489
    @toastedvirgins8489 7 років тому +469

    1:52 They used the same music in Top gear old peoples car episode

    • @toolbox777
      @toolbox777 7 років тому +29

      And in the convertible espace episode

    • @Thellbro
      @Thellbro 7 років тому +2

      Burt Bacharach or Gilbert O’sullivan?

    • @Theytoldmetodoit1
      @Theytoldmetodoit1 7 років тому +23

      Same coat for the polar expedition episode too.

    • @Fiat124
      @Fiat124 7 років тому +31

      Music is Alan Hawkshaw Girl In Sportscar
      If anyone cares

    • @Curi0u50ne
      @Curi0u50ne 7 років тому +5

      ToastedVirgin S he said ow instead of "Cock" at the end cos beeb have claimed it their own

  • @MisatoBestWoman
    @MisatoBestWoman 2 роки тому +3

    *As a newfound fan of this trio I’m absolutely loving these clips!*

  • @TheStraightPipes
    @TheStraightPipes 7 років тому +705

    That Canada Goose jacket

  • @bestgameville
    @bestgameville 7 років тому +490

    The living legend Captian Slow

  • @Reeses24
    @Reeses24 5 років тому +890

    Anyone else notice that the van guy said captain hamster not slow

    • @ryansmith1471
      @ryansmith1471 5 років тому +23

      cj panda probably copyright or something

    • @TheToonMonkey
      @TheToonMonkey 5 років тому +231

      Yes. Literally everyone that watched it noticed that. That was the purpose of the joke.

    • @BPJJohn
      @BPJJohn 4 роки тому +47

      thanks, Captain obvious.

    • @jackpearson5285
      @jackpearson5285 4 роки тому +50

      @@BPJJohn Anyone else notice that BPJ John said captain obvious not slow

    • @hencive
      @hencive 4 роки тому +6

      Didnt he say captain m'ster?

  • @alec4672
    @alec4672 3 роки тому +10

    I just love that he still wears his Polar Special jacket 😂 after raving in the episode about hating it 😂😂

  • @luq44
    @luq44 7 років тому +31

    the "ow" killed me :'DD

  • @alecgurdon5197
    @alecgurdon5197 4 роки тому +132

    2:52 even the doors close in on time to his death.

  • @SammyBFilms
    @SammyBFilms 7 років тому +419

    I'm a bit surprised they didn't drop a Morris Marina on it. :-)

    • @bbgun061
      @bbgun061 7 років тому +6

      Or a caravan! Or is that Top Gear's thing?

    • @scottrider8445
      @scottrider8445 7 років тому +11

      I think it's a symbol. That the Morris Marina just isn't good enough to be responsible for killing May. It's so bad that even a garbage dumpster was better for the job.

    • @jcgabriel1569
      @jcgabriel1569 7 років тому +14

      Several years had passed since they did that Morris Marina thing. Now if they try to drop one to kill May, the Marina would be so rusty it would disintegrate in the air before it even touches his car.

    • @byebye006
      @byebye006 7 років тому +7

      I was kinda hoping it would be a piano, but the skip is acceptable.

    • @SNC2319
      @SNC2319 7 років тому +1

      Or a grand piano.

  • @JCee3223
    @JCee3223 Рік тому +6

    1:46 song was also used In the old people challenge back in Top Gear lmfao.

  • @superspeeder9184
    @superspeeder9184 6 років тому +65

    2:03 the fast and the furious intensifies

  • @birdedup
    @birdedup 4 роки тому +260

    *"I know it's you, you insufferable oaf I'm on the bloody throne"*

    • @UmutCanArslan1
      @UmutCanArslan1 4 роки тому +2

      Not many will understand the true dynamics of this sentence mate. It was from the Bonnevile speedtracks in Colorado I think where Clarkson drove the RV while James was.... busy.

    • @jurylance8905
      @jurylance8905 4 роки тому +5

      "Clarkson, you infantile pillock!"

    • @suhassubbanna
      @suhassubbanna 4 роки тому +1

      Umut Can Arslan No it was not from the segment. He specifically used that sentence during their expedition to North pole when he was doing his number 2.

    • @UmutCanArslan1
      @UmutCanArslan1 4 роки тому +1

      Suhas Rao Suhas Rao Oh yes I’ve totally forgotten about that you’re right. I remember it was at the back of the Toyota pickup truck which Jeremy was driving wasn’t it?

    • @danbennett9328
      @danbennett9328 3 роки тому +1

      I like how Clarkson is the poshest one out of the three, but is also the biggest yob.

  • @haich_9085
    @haich_9085 6 років тому +978

    So he survived the mulsanne crash in Albania...

    • @MrRodenikku
      @MrRodenikku 5 років тому +2

      wot?

    • @AUG0S
      @AUG0S 5 років тому +164

      No he was literally killed. He said so himself.

    • @nicksullivan1610
      @nicksullivan1610 5 років тому +11

      *bentley

    • @joaolimao9381
      @joaolimao9381 5 років тому +6

      Nick it wasnt him driving the bentley

    • @grzegorzzawadzki3693
      @grzegorzzawadzki3693 5 років тому +15

      Jeremy was driving "Bentley" in first place. After bank job done James' colleagues jumped into Rolls and Merc, so only available car was "Bentley".

  • @thesenate974
    @thesenate974 3 роки тому +45

    3:07. James May: Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

    • @Frozeo_n
      @Frozeo_n 2 роки тому +6

      No james hes been crushed by a tipp

    • @Hayden_Baxter
      @Hayden_Baxter 2 місяці тому

      And is basically butter inside a car sandwich so that's a no

    • @falcondragonslayer
      @falcondragonslayer 2 місяці тому

      I wish they hadn’t gotten rid of that segment after Season 1. It was one of my favorite parts of the first season

  • @darthsawlex8257
    @darthsawlex8257 5 років тому +47

    You know you're a gentlemen when your only reaction to being crushed by a skip is "ow"

  • @salvadorfernandez3455
    @salvadorfernandez3455 7 років тому +25

    These guys are immortal

  • @pradasonny3396
    @pradasonny3396 7 років тому +923

    He cut his hair ;_:

    • @Kacpa2
      @Kacpa2 7 років тому +66

      James!!! Regrow your hair immedietly! You old DingleBerry!

    • @Gelenvader3
      @Gelenvader3 7 років тому +7

      X_killersun_X thank God he was looking homeless

    • @praveensharma9893
      @praveensharma9893 7 років тому +1

      He looks like man for once. Thank God

    • @HeidiandFranny
      @HeidiandFranny 7 років тому +2

      I am surprised at how grey it is. I kind of like it. A new
      Look for Captn slow.

    • @ladymopar2024
      @ladymopar2024 7 років тому +12

      I like the long hair please grow it back

  • @TheManOfMyriad
    @TheManOfMyriad 3 роки тому +9

    Clever, it was post 2:30 when he 'died'. Nice one Grand tour, wasn;t expecting that.

  • @ThomasHarrisonLord
    @ThomasHarrisonLord 7 років тому +81

    It's the "alright captain Hamster" line that completely cracked me up.

    • @ThomasHarrisonLord
      @ThomasHarrisonLord 7 років тому +1

      Zachary Thomas Looks like it's just us :)

    • @RockinEnabled
      @RockinEnabled 7 років тому +1

      Thank you. I didn't understand what that man said :D

    • @regeanewolfe6045
      @regeanewolfe6045 7 років тому +1

      I was looking in the comments for someone who noticed! Seems like it's just a few of us. (Or do people not know the difference between Hamster and Captain Slow?)

    • @ThomasHarrisonLord
      @ThomasHarrisonLord 7 років тому

      Regeane Wolfe We are the hardcore!

    • @bbgun061
      @bbgun061 7 років тому

      I thought I mis-heard it the first time.

  • @CHmLgN
    @CHmLgN 7 років тому +19

    This is hilarious while at the same time being terrifying. This brings up an inevitability I don't like to consider when thinking about those 3 people.

  • @ramnars3729
    @ramnars3729 7 років тому +321

    It's gonna be big embarrassing welcome for Hamster in first episode , like the last time when he almost died . I thought Jezza was just joking about his 9 lives . But he wasn't.

    • @ze_rubenator
      @ze_rubenator 7 років тому +16

      Only 7 lives to go.

    • @UsamaQadeer150
      @UsamaQadeer150 7 років тому +7

      I remember Watching It On Tele. It was Very Emotional. I was in tears !
      Jezza Called Hammond's Name So Passionately that I burst into tears 😢😢
      This showed that How Much He meant to Him & attached they are all to each other, especially Jezza and Hammond They Have a truly special Bond!
      I Hope we get to see a similar Moment In the 1st episode

    • @basdk1995
      @basdk1995 7 років тому +2

      6 actually, he crashed twice during the filming of this season. He also crashed his motorbike and knocked his head badly somewhere in Mozambique or something

    • @geraldligan139
      @geraldligan139 7 років тому +1

      Bus Stop add to that when he fell off from a horse in burma and falling off a bike in the middle of a tram line in russia and that time he crashed his morgan

    • @zachtimms04
      @zachtimms04 7 років тому +1

      to add when he rolled his nova in the retro hot hatch challenge

  • @TheAziz
    @TheAziz 2 роки тому +16

    After Scandi Flick, it's surprising how he's still alive

    • @leifvejby8023
      @leifvejby8023 Рік тому +2

      Scandi flicks are fine and safe, just don't overdo them - I should know!

  • @JustTahmid
    @JustTahmid 7 років тому +74

    Now this is pure *British* Banter.

    • @bensharpe30
      @bensharpe30 7 років тому

      JustTahmid yeah it’s shit

  • @nivaneh1010
    @nivaneh1010 7 років тому +480

    Is it just me or is James May morphing into Jeremy Clarkson? Appearance wise.

    • @alekaidon1364
      @alekaidon1364 6 років тому +26

      Nivane H stomach wise for sure

    • @beckylangridge6474
      @beckylangridge6474 6 років тому +22

      It's the drink... 😕

    • @HokowhituESOL1
      @HokowhituESOL1 6 років тому +14

      If you look at the early episodes of Top Gear when James started, he and Jeremy were in sync with their clothing. If they were women, they would have been mortified.

    • @khairiledzhamismail1029
      @khairiledzhamismail1029 6 років тому +4

      He needs to keep that hair long

  • @uribobo
    @uribobo 7 років тому +491

    "James May, James May stealing from the rich,
    James May, James May stealing from the poor,
    he steals from the rich,
    hes steals from the pooor,
    and want's moooore,
    wants it all,
    that's appaaaaalling!"

    • @saibattu3663
      @saibattu3663 7 років тому +31

      "Nearly works".

    • @olsmokey
      @olsmokey 7 років тому +1

      In a bunch! In a bunch!

    • @jackroberts6046
      @jackroberts6046 6 років тому +2

      Someone should do a ten hour version on this.

    • @mrbenoit5018
      @mrbenoit5018 6 років тому +1

      olsmokey your life or your lupins!

    • @sarahphillips579
      @sarahphillips579 6 років тому

      which episode was this again

  • @Alexiosftw
    @Alexiosftw 10 місяців тому +2

    The "ow" is so incredibly well placed and iconic

  • @kooool50
    @kooool50 7 років тому +71

    JAMES MAY IS AN INTERNATIONAL TREASURE

  • @kakaqandil9832
    @kakaqandil9832 5 років тому +9

    This is already better then same movies I have seen this year ..
    Great staff

  • @Markzilla-rq4ww
    @Markzilla-rq4ww 7 років тому +105

    I miss james mays 'long top gear' hair

    • @Thellbro
      @Thellbro 7 років тому +1

      Markzilla 1018 Well to be honest, he started off with short hair.

    • @liverush24
      @liverush24 7 років тому +1

      Thellbro He probably started off with no hair. I know I did.
      I was like a Cue Ball.

    • @dalvins2516
      @dalvins2516 7 років тому +5

      Its copyrighted by the bbc

    • @Markzilla214
      @Markzilla214 7 років тому

      Dalvin 2426 hahahhahaha lol

  • @artepjan
    @artepjan Рік тому +1

    I've seen this many times, but only now realized he went the wrong way according to the hospital sign at 2:14 in a classic James May way

  • @chilcottjack29
    @chilcottjack29 7 років тому +113

    Fake! Richard would have already pulled the plug on jezza the moment he was left alone with him.

    • @styxwickorfrost811
      @styxwickorfrost811 7 років тому

      He must've tried his hardest, but got so tired he took a nap.

  • @TheOwangeJuice
    @TheOwangeJuice 6 років тому +42

    YASSSS I’m so excited. Also you can never kill James May, he drove his car off a cliff and didn’t even break a fingernail.

    • @Yamizo_Kito
      @Yamizo_Kito 4 роки тому

      Because it was scripted, they launched that shitty red car off the cliff with a dummy

    • @ilikestew5719
      @ilikestew5719 4 роки тому +5

      @@Yamizo_Kito no shit

    • @Mark-gd5vr
      @Mark-gd5vr 4 роки тому +1

      @@Yamizo_Kito @noshitsherlock

  • @tapas1505
    @tapas1505 5 років тому +10

    You three people come back again plz🙏.....You are no less than legends. Missing those days.

  • @keiyangoshin3650
    @keiyangoshin3650 2 роки тому

    The anvil! 😂 I lost it there. 🤣 Much love for James May! ❤️

  • @Mii85
    @Mii85 7 років тому +6

    I had god awfully shit day at work but this put smile on my face. Thank you. Cant wait to see season 2.

  • @RandomPotatoProductions
    @RandomPotatoProductions 5 років тому +38

    2:04 whoa that was CLOSE!

    • @HomebrandFishfood
      @HomebrandFishfood 4 роки тому +1

      I think they had the Camera in the same position and had James drive over then had the train driver over and merged the video together

    • @weweighem2732
      @weweighem2732 4 роки тому

      Homebrand Fishfood REALLLY?????!??

    • @HomebrandFishfood
      @HomebrandFishfood 4 роки тому +1

      WeWeighEm stfu

    • @bobmiah
      @bobmiah 4 роки тому

      Homebrand Fishfood youre stating the obvious

  • @ellej6985
    @ellej6985 7 років тому +163

    James may is still alive.....looks like he’s having trouble with the kettle though

  • @operatorcheescakman9153
    @operatorcheescakman9153 Рік тому

    "Ow" 😂😂😂😂, James, Jeremy, and Richard are all absolute legends!