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Making street pizza's (vomit) and pissing in the canals and at ur front door. And the drunk galls with too much bodyfat swaying they're half naked tits around. Although the latter isn't as bad as the other 2 things i mentioned
I’m a psychiatric nurse in Amsterdam. Can confirm: please don’t come and freak out here. The (mental)health care system is severely overburdened already. Please freak out in the comfort of your own home ☮️🙏🏻❤
as a dutch guy its so funny that its true too, you see tourists going in and out of the coffeeshops (stores where they sell weed and spacecake) more than actual citizens, and when it comes to buying something and they clearly want a lot, they usually do just buy a pack of hubba bubba gum or a stroopwafel and nothing else because they feel intimidated being a tourist in the middle of dozens of actual citizens
I used to work in an amsterdam hostel, this guy came in one sunday afternoon and said that he'd, can't remebmer if it was spacecake or he'd tried a joint, anyway, first time ever and he wasn't having a good time, I might have given him a fanta, it turned out he was a teacher, from england, I told him about my friend who did teacher training and said that at least half were doing it because they couldn't think of anything else to do after graduation, he agreed that teaching was in fact a vast dumping ground, my friend rick was visiting from manchester and told him he'd get used to it "I don't want to get used to it" he said, there was a man wearing a suit who came in one day as well, he was french and had taken three tabs of acid, he was also not quite sure what to do with himself at this point, I sent him to the coffeeshop downstairs to grab a fresh orange juice
Sometimes the UA-cam algorithm showcases a little gem. At first, I wondered what the hell I was watching, but that move to step off the edge of the canal at the end of the first clip made me realise I was watching something special.
there were these two americans who did need an ambulance one night, one of them had turned blue and he was being carried out of the building by paramedics with tubes up his nose, while his friend said "oh he's ok"
While you are there - could you do some research into mail forwarding services? My favorite research chemical shops in Amsterdam no longer ship their fine products to the USA.
As a former person-who-freaked-out-in-Amsterdam (one *third* of a space cake, seriously?) I commend your attention to the minute details of the experience.
Had myself some MDMA for this first time last week in Amsterdam, had a mini freak-out when it hit but a little water fixed everything. This video is too accurate 😂
I nearly shat myself laughing at the cyclist who will cream you bit - thinking back to a visit i went on with a co-worker who kept getting cyclists running into him ching-ching-rattle turn around to see him half over some guys handlebars lmao
also if a tourist had only taken space cake and they asked for an ambulance the ambulance control centre would refuse to send one, her friends came to the lobby, call one, she's taken drugs, so i call them quickly, "what drugs?" they ask "what drugs?" I ask, "spacecake", "spacecake" , "no we can't send an ambulance for spacecake, you can call the hotel doctor", I didn't bother, gave her friends an orange drink from the fridge and told her to calm the fuck down.
@@NoukSilver I have, and I am dutch. So I know how hard it is, which makes it even weirder he (seemingly) found mostly non-tourists but everyone who spoke in this video had a thick dutch accent, and were just not equipped like tourists usually seem to be
@@superultrathanksmom3845 Well REAL amsterdam natives are a dying breed. Typical amsterdam resident as I imagine is exactly what you describe😂 im from the styx though
He's EU and working. That's not a tourist, technically. Unless he enjoyed himself, but I'm sure he took all the care to have a miserable old time, as not to be called a tourist
Thanks for watching my videos everyone, I am the guy with the mic in the pink clothes and these are my videos if you don’t like it then I suggest you get out.
comment below where you’re watching from 🌎
I enjoy your films... good fun
I’m watching it from where I am, and not where I’m not.
watching from amsterdam :o
London, UK. Although I have to say the run at the end of the video wasn’t as good as usual. Pity.
Canada, but you knew that already. :-)
proudly presented by the dutch tourism board
*autism board
Confusing these species with freaks who tourist out in Amsterdam can be fatal.
fr don't be mistaken
What a great video to drop on 4/20
The man is a legend, i would expect nothing else from this genius.
had to capture the footage on bicycle day so he could post it today
It is Hitlers birthday today btw! 😅
it was a hell hole yesterday in ams
Its funny people still celebrate Adolf Hitler's birthday by collectively smoking weed, who came up with that???
Red-light drunk brits in football jerseys is spot on for Amsterdam’s city centre
Making street pizza's (vomit) and pissing in the canals and at ur front door. And the drunk galls with too much bodyfat swaying they're half naked tits around. Although the latter isn't as bad as the other 2 things i mentioned
I’m a psychiatric nurse in Amsterdam. Can confirm: please don’t come and freak out here.
The (mental)health care system is severely overburdened already. Please freak out in the comfort of your own home ☮️🙏🏻❤
I wonder why?
@@falsefreedom171312 jaar VVD
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@@falsefreedom1713 Rutte 12 and Balkenende Minister-Presidency made sure to remove funding from anything they could
Possibly the best one yet!
If Frankie is in Amsterdam, who knows where he could be next. Keep your wits about you people.
The zebra-crossing is where morality turns into mortality.
you mean immortal, we dutch always stop for people at zebra-crossings unless we are going too fast to hit the brakes
That bit at the start where Frankie starts walking towards the canal X)
Can confirm; the cyclists will laugh when they hit you
If they hit you, you were walking in the bike lane. Usually they'd just yell you to get a severe disease.
You wouldn't walk in the middle of the road would you? (yes bicycle lanes are roads you can not walk there)
@@MissMoontree Let's be real, we've all took a swerve onto the pavement at some point too cream a tourist that's freaking out (in Amsterdam).
@@MissMoontree Ik luid mijn bel binnen 1 mm voordat ik ze raak en laat dan een luid "HAAALLLOOOOOOOOOO" horen.
@@tedsteinerprecies dit 😂
as a dutch guy its so funny that its true too, you see tourists going in and out of the coffeeshops (stores where they sell weed and spacecake) more than actual citizens, and when it comes to buying something and they clearly want a lot, they usually do just buy a pack of hubba bubba gum or a stroopwafel and nothing else because they feel intimidated being a tourist in the middle of dozens of actual citizens
As a resident of Amsterdam, I just want to say, Dankjewel :D
Dan ben je zelf ook een tourist
@@rutgerb kom naar Javaplein wijsneus dan kan je zien wat voor toerist ik ben
er wonen eigenlijk geen echte nederlanders in het centrum ;)
@@TheCoolermaster24 ouwe
@KakalakaManera dat doen ze hier in Friesland ook :p
Why does this feel like it was recorded in the 90s
Probaby the aspect ratio
I was thinking early 2000s with those new-fangled digital video cameras (saving everything to tape).
His oversized pink sweater and white pants also (superficially) look very 90's like.
It was a rare sunny day. It’s probably the sun on the lens
Something with the colors and picture quality IMO
I WAS still thinking about the soup thing😂😂😂
I used to work in an amsterdam hostel, this guy came in one sunday afternoon and said that he'd, can't remebmer if it was spacecake or he'd tried a joint, anyway, first time ever and he wasn't having a good time, I might have given him a fanta, it turned out he was a teacher, from england, I told him about my friend who did teacher training and said that at least half were doing it because they couldn't think of anything else to do after graduation, he agreed that teaching was in fact a vast dumping ground, my friend rick was visiting from manchester and told him he'd get used to it "I don't want to get used to it" he said, there was a man wearing a suit who came in one day as well, he was french and had taken three tabs of acid, he was also not quite sure what to do with himself at this point, I sent him to the coffeeshop downstairs to grab a fresh orange juice
Great story thanks for sharing
Doesvthat massive run-on sentence full of non sequiturs suggest that you are wasted too?
You are a kind of voluntary Amsterdam first aid person :-)
@@patchso I was getting paid...
Imagine the peak that french guy experienced after chugging the orange juice
Sometimes the UA-cam algorithm showcases a little gem. At first, I wondered what the hell I was watching, but that move to step off the edge of the canal at the end of the first clip made me realise I was watching something special.
I love how you walk towards the canal at the close of the first shot.
this is like a strange fever dream and I love it so much
When i visited there from the US, i did exactly as this gentleman said. Kudos for reporting the truth in a world of lies.
,,he is holding three drinks”
Like a prequel to Midsommar.
The irate dutch cyclist is actually a local legend in the Amsterdam Nieuwmarkt area.
I like how he casually walks off into the canal
Your timing is 💯. And the way you just collapsed that poor chap's reality around him at the end. Cruel, but permissible given the date 😂😂
1:58 classic bike lock, that ain't a tourist no way
What I was thinking. Also classic Dutch guy hair styling
Then again, almost 50% of Amsterdam isnt Dutch to begin with. Can barely speak Dutch to order a drink in city centre
Just popped over from London for a sesh? (you can bring bikes on the Eurostar)
cmon if your real dutch you just have a skere axa op je omafiets
@@superultrathanksmom3845 Jij woont duidelijk niet in een stad als je denkt dat een axa fietsslot genoeg is.
You went to Amsterdam to get stoned, admit it.
Dont need to go to amsterdam specifically to get stoned.. the weed aint that great here..
@@gi7685 depends on where you get it. But yeah, just like any other city I guess
I think it was Johnny Cash who first said everyone I know will turn to soup.
lmao I was actually still thinking about the soup thing and how it may not occur in a universe with a finite lifespan.
Thank you on behalf of people who life in Amsterdam and other Dutch people who happen to visit Amsterdam for the day
there were these two americans who did need an ambulance one night, one of them had turned blue and he was being carried out of the building by paramedics with tubes up his nose, while his friend said "oh he's ok"
I am watching from America. Thanks for the great videos. I can't wait to freak out in Amsterdam.
Remember: it's a city where people live, not a theme park. It's okay to freak out, but please respect people that live in Amsterdam.
Top tier, love it man
Omg! You are in Holland! Love the vid
How did he find every Irish bag head in the dam 😂
I think you should keep making funnies like this I laughed most of the way through trying to work out how wrecked you are
you're doing gods work
Good morning Frankie
Don’t tell me what to do
Calling The Netherlands Holland is like calling the whole of Ireland Tipperary
It's just so much more convenient to use a 2 syllable word instead of a 5 syllable one (In Danish it'd be "Nederlandene"). Holland is so much easier.
I wouldn’t be surprised that he knows that perfectly well, and is just trolling. 😀
Amsterdam is in North Holland though, so in this case he's right. :p
😇
If you went to Tipperary you'd say you're in Tipperary
Tell me Frankie smokes ganja without telling me he cheefs the kif
Haha great vid! Hello from Canada
Drunk English football jerseys .Is that a race horse or a band?
It's something you think of when you're wasted.
yes
dit kan zo op npo als een nederlandse kunst docu
Haha heel waar
Aww I must've missed you when you were there :(
Go get em Franky!
Watching from Australia. Come visit and try not to get sunburnt
how could i not sense you in amsterdam, my soul is bound to it
While you are there - could you do some research into mail forwarding services? My favorite research chemical shops in Amsterdam no longer ship their fine products to the USA.
As a former person-who-freaked-out-in-Amsterdam (one *third* of a space cake, seriously?) I commend your attention to the minute details of the experience.
I ate a whole one!! 😭😭
Had myself some MDMA for this first time last week in Amsterdam, had a mini freak-out when it hit but a little water fixed everything. This video is too accurate 😂
As a local, i'd like to see one on locals freaking out in Amsterdam
Don't you know the law? It's forbidden to visit Ams without taking the mush. How I miss Vondelpark...
I really hope he recorded a tall dutchies video while there
Short term memory loss looks like
you have a bright future kid. stay with this
I nearly shat myself laughing at the cyclist who will cream you bit - thinking back to a visit i went on with a co-worker who kept getting cyclists running into him ching-ching-rattle turn around to see him half over some guys handlebars lmao
This video feels like sativa
These unseasoned veggies! 😂😂😂😂
amsterdam has turned into adult disneyland for the rest of the world.
Lmao I def freaked out in Amsterdam after smoking to much 😅
you are not alone 😅, I thought it was just me
i was, in fact, still thinking of the soup thing.
I'm still tinking about the soup ting.
Don't worry Amstadam isn't real it can't hurt you!
Stay strong!
Im still thinking about the soup thing
this has happened to me, i've been there
i respect the guy in the springboks Jersey.
All I'm thinking is the camera guy cut just before you walked into the canal 😭
Not the gf going "yea"🤣 Own it sis
Ahh so that's where the upright, Dutch bicycle style came from
Im telling my kids this was Christopher Columbus
What a great video to drop on 20-4
also if a tourist had only taken space cake and they asked for an ambulance the ambulance control centre would refuse to send one, her friends came to the lobby, call one, she's taken drugs, so i call them quickly, "what drugs?" they ask "what drugs?" I ask, "spacecake", "spacecake" , "no we can't send an ambulance for spacecake, you can call the hotel doctor", I didn't bother, gave her friends an orange drink from the fridge and told her to calm the fuck down.
Full of thirst gremlins 😅
I feel personally attacked.
paradox, saying nobody is really looking at them but he is judging them
I'm still thinking about the soup thing....
He doesn't run that fast anymore
the stroopwafels were weighing me down, but I’m working on it 🏃♀️
Oh no did you pay €18 for one stroopwafel?@@meditationsfortheanxiousmind
Volkswagen Golf truth lol
I'm positive half of these people were actually dutch and not tourists
Have you been to the centre of Amsterdam? It's hard to find an actual Dutch person.
@@NoukSilver I have, and I am dutch. So I know how hard it is, which makes it even weirder he (seemingly) found mostly non-tourists but everyone who spoke in this video had a thick dutch accent, and were just not equipped like tourists usually seem to be
I now know what keif is, thanks to this video. Meditation and education.
We *are* looking and laughing at british tourists!
Second dude was off his fucking balls
Fkn legend bro
Guy wearing the bike lock over his shoulder is an amsterdam native 100%. Probably fucked up but calm as can be.
Not sure, yuppie hipster fiets, might be an IT expat...
@@superultrathanksmom3845 Well REAL amsterdam natives are a dying breed. Typical amsterdam resident as I imagine is exactly what you describe😂 im from the styx though
Lekker video! Happy belated 420 everyone!
dude at 1:58 is absolutely zooted out of his mind
Knob Rot You Got Frankie 😊🇮🇪
Imagery observers my arse. We all see ye, fiends ;)
Glad I don’t live in Amsterdam anymore, it’s like walking around in a fooking open theme park and the amount of tourists is just a pain in the a**e.
Looks like this was shot in 1990.
Yoooo brocolli sports girl up in Amsterdam!
that was amazing
Collab with me now. I live in amsterdam. Lets do it
Mate please visit, The Hague, Utrecht, Rotterdam, Delft and other Dutch cities as well. Amsterdam is nice but it's not the real Netherlands.
I am a tourist in Amsterdam. I've been trapped here for 3 years. Send help
Eindelijk!
Frankie 4 ever
very accurate
What’s the song
always a pleasure
Too many Somalians in Amsterdam
and just the right amount of Ugandans, but a bit short on Namibians
Presented by a tourist :)
This begs the question, is an anthropologist a tourist?
Accidentally of course.
@@MrGrifft He isn't Dutch. He's a tourist. Simple.
@@MrGrifftif they asking that question yeah
He's EU and working. That's not a tourist, technically. Unless he enjoyed himself, but I'm sure he took all the care to have a miserable old time, as not to be called a tourist