@@emptycinema If you're heading down straight female territory you have to veer away from the visuals(except maybe height).. think personality, humour, commitment, shy, nerdy, charm, daddy qualities(and I'm not talking in the sexual way, I mean actual father to children) stability, income....
absolutely brilliant. As a basic straight I can confirm these as facts. The monogamy, the matrimony, the home made salads, the dishwashing by hand... its pure degeneracy.
@@alibushell6762Most straights have to live this kind of lifestyle if they decide to have children and want to raise healthy happy children. Kids do best in a stable secure home. I'm not saying two same-sex parents can't do the same, but they are having children together(surrogacy or adoption) far less than straight people are. I'm sure if a gay couple decide to start a family they also live the same kind of lifestyle as a straight couple. There's no way some gays could still live their lifestyle with children in the picture, especially the ones partying and hooking up with different people all the time or who are very self involved. When you have children they come first and you have to make them the priority.
@@kmarie7051 Not really, monogamy isn't the default for human beings and it's certanly not a prerequisite for raising happy healthy children, or synonymous with either stability or security.
@@apocalypt_us7941 Well you could certainly raise a healthy happy child as a single parent, but a child still needs a secure stable home and you could not live the type of lifestyle a lot of gay guys without children live. When it comes to monogamy, most people-based on a variety of convergent forms of evidence- are going to be most interested in serial monogamy. We see it across all different societies and cultures and it's existed in every society and culture in humans on earth as far as we know. There is no culture we know of where no one falls in love or where nobody gets jealous. Even in cave men times before societies on large scales existed or socialisation and marriage, cave men didn't abandon their offspring and mother of their children, they were hunter-gatherers who went out hunting for food and building homes, while mothers were giving birth, breastfeeding, raising the child, and ensuring his or her survival. If you look at cultures where men are allowed to have multiple wives, they generally don't. Something like 90-95% of men in non-monogamous cultures where they are allowed multiple wives only marry one woman. The fact we feel romantic love at all and pair-bonding emotions is not a coincidence, nothing is a coincidence in biology. Jealousy a mate-guarding emotion is a very strong psychological signal that we are interested in monogamy, at the very least stopping our mates mating with other people. We are a mostly monogamous species. I'm not saying infidelity is not natural as well, but the fact we have these monogamous unions and pair-bonds is evidence that it's natural. Looking at our species and what they naturally do generally is form relationships. There's a variety of different form of evidence that the human species strongest tendency is towards serial monogamy pair-bonding relationships. Sexual dimorphism predicts differences in mating strategies and species like humans with less dimorphism. Across primates, minimal levels of sexual dimorphism in body weight and canine size are generally associated with monogamy and low rates of male antagonistic competition. Male mating competition decreased in intensity over the course of hominin evolution in conjunction with a rise in monogamy. Humans today express only slight differences in body size by sex compared to closely-related promiscuous and polygynous species. Also in polygamous societies where one male would impregnate a harem of women(only the rich men could afford to have an harem of women), that leaves lots of other males who impregnate none, like we see in other species like sea lions and seals. The strongest most dominant males have a harem of females and most of the other males are bachelors. No matter how many males are left bachelors with no offspring, pretty much useless and not procreating or in the gene pool, natural selection will still keep a 50/ 50 sex ratio. That why if a percentage of males are having multiple females, that's always going to leave the rest without. The reason for 50/50 sex ratio is because the chances of having a male born who will have dozens of offspring, compared to ones that have none averages out the same average expectation of reproduction that you would get if you were to have a female, because a female is pretty much guaranteed to reproduce offspring even if they don't have as many as the males who are reproducing with multiple females, they still have more than the males who don't have any. The probability of creating a male or a female is exactly 50/ 50 because the offspring is male if and only if the father contributes a Y chromosome, which happens half of the time. The sex ratio at the zygote stage is about 50/ 50 in most species, including humans. This is an equilibrium point, and natural selection will drive the population back to it if it ever deviates from it. it's most beneficial to produce a balanced sex ratio in the children because it leads to the maximum chances for reproduction in future generations. Although there's less male-male competition when there is less dimorphism in a species and higher monogamy and pair-bonding unions. Human females lack obvious visible signals of ovulation, particularly in comparison to the conspicuous sexual swellings of, for example, chimpanzees and baboons. Concealed ovulation and constant sexual receptivity of human females facilitates social monogamy. Limiting information available to males regarding fertility, thereby promoting monogamy through mate guarding and/or paternal care . Specifically, given that humans live in multi male/multi female groups, concealed ovulation is argued to minimize male-male competition and allow for stable, monogamous unions. Penis configurations across primate species are generally much more interesting than the human penis. The penises of other primate species commonly have lumps, ridges, kinks, spines or flanges, whereas the straight and smooth human penis lacks such features (unless you are rather unfortunate!). Bland characters such as the human penis are usually found in monogamous animal species. Humans fall within the range of variation typical of pair-bonded species. The lack of exaggerated sexual dimorphism or testis size seems to rule out a history of elevated reproductive skew typical of highly promiscuous or polygynous mating systems. Instead, biological indicators suggest a mating system where both sexes form a long-term pair-bond with a single partner. Humans today express only slight differences in body size by sex compared to closely-related promiscuous and polygynous species. Ancestral polygamous mating system was replaced by pair bonding when lower-ranked hominin males diverted energy from fighting one another toward finding food to bring to females as an incentive to mate. Females preferred reliable providers to aggressive competitors and bonded with the better foragers. Eventually females lost the skin swelling or other signs of sexual receptivity that would have attracted different males while their partners were off gathering food. The more dimorphic a primate species is, the more likely it is that males fight over females. At one extreme, polygamous gorilla males grow to be more than twice as massive as females. At the opposite extreme, both male and female gibbons, which are mainly monogamous, are nearly equal in mass. Humans lie closer to gibbons on the dimorphism spectrum: human males can be up to 20 percent more massive, on average, than females. Keeping many mates is hard work. It involves a lot of fighting with other males and guarding females. Monogamy might have emerged as the best way to reduce the effort of polygamy. There is an innate tendency towards monogamy; to engage in sexually exclusive romantic pair-bonding for bi-parental care. People who are securely attached, authentic, and high in empathy with good communication skills tend to be better at monogamy. This is one of the reasons these type of emotions have evolved in men and why they care for their children. Under certain circumstances, monogamy can increase male fitness more than deserting a partner and remating. Once biparental care becomes established, specialization of care tasks by males and females may serve to stabilize the pair-bond. Monogamy is natural because fathering is natural in the human species and fathering only evolves with sufficient sexual exclusivity to allow for paternity certainty for men and sufficient resource provision certainty for women. Human babies are completely helpless at birth and need parental care for years afterward. Ergo, in the case of Homo sapiens, two parents are better than one. The human life history pattern (i.e., short birth intervals, relatively high child survival, and a long period of juvenile dependence) means that mothers are often in the position of supporting multiple dependents of various ages simultaneously. Because infants, juveniles, and adolescents each require different kinds of time and energy investments, mothers are posed with an allocation problem throughout much of their reproductive career: how to care for infants and small children without compromising time spent in activities that provide food and other resources for older children. How mothers resolve this trade-off to support a rapid reproductive pace has long been theoretically tied to monogamy and the cooperation of fathers, siblings, and others to help mothers raise dependents. Monogamy most frequently emerged in carnivores and primates, suggesting that species will tend toward mating in pairs when its females require a rich but rare diet (such as protein-rich carcasses or ripe fruits) that can usually be obtained only by searching a large area. Their findings provided the strongest statistical support for the conclusion that increasingly scattered, solitary females drove males to solicit single partners. This theory would hold true in humans if monogamy arose in hominins before our tendency to dwell in groups did. Monogamy also originated from the threat of lethal violence toward offspring. If a rival male challenged or supplanted a dominant male in a community, the usurper could kill infants that he had not sired. Mothers would stop lactating and start ovulating again, giving the marauding male a chance to spread his genes. To prevent infanticide, a female would select a male ally who could defend her and her baby. The biology and behavior of modern primates add some plausibility to the conclusion that infanticide is a spur to monogamy. Primates are uniquely at risk for infanticide: they have big brains that need time to develop, which leaves babies dependent and vulnerable for long periods after birth.
if you haven't already, berlin needs you to a special series on berliners. thats like a full week of content: native berliners, hipsters, techno tourists, punks, etc etc
Standard deviation is actually the measure of the spread of data. You are thinking of a normal distribution, where about 68% of the data lies within one standard deviation of the mean. Standard deviation isn’t a set value; it varies depending on the data set.
@@PocketRocket_ Ahh, I did stats several years ago and didn’t entirely remember the specifics. But I think you could probably say that the straight population can be modelled under a Normal Distribution, under which case, 68% if that standard deviation does make sense. Although do correct me if my wording isn’t quite right.
yous really took away the wrong message from a comment of me calling myself weird lmao. idk how me saying I'm straight is somehow an attack on gay people
The thumbnail broke my brain. >Be me, straight male. >See Title and thumbnail, instantaneous think in one sense "not about me" >Keep scrolling >Think about the title and thumbnail: "Bet you think it's about you" "I don't think it's about me, though." >Wait! If the video is not about people straight people that think this video is about then and I am not one of them, then the video is about me! >Objection! Now I think the video is about me, so therefore it is not about!
Life is tough for many people whatever their sexual orientation. Straight people are lonely too. Luckily you live in a time when it's finally OK to be gay. So just put yourself out there to find like minded people. With love from Spain.❤
@@Natalia-pc7fm "It's finally OK to be gay" It is begrudgingly tolerated by some people and some governments in some parts of the world. The best I can hope to see in my lifetime is an increase in the rate of tolerance, specifically legalization and legal protection in more countries; widespread acceptance will likely never come to pass.
@@davidr7819 Excuse my zoomer doom & gloom, I know that the era of tolerance we are living in is unprecedented. The amount of progression just since I was born is staggering.
As an older Irish gay man in the U.K. who has worked 30 years in supermarket retailing, I can confirm that this is very accurate indeed since my teens in the 1980’s
why were you standing next to the lad at the end when the woman you were interviewing was on the path to the left?! also so proud of you for coming out as irish ♎🇧🇷
Not sure what most of this has to do with one's sexuality but it was about time we started making fun of mentally stable, non-traumatized people with a loving family
I figured the thumbnail was some sort of provocation and it really was about us straights. But then I watched and from my perspective the "takedowns" sounded more like praise to my ears, I like being boring and normal with a stable, functional life. As it went on it did feel like this was more about Frankie's pain.
this is actually so sad in its humor, because it really does reveal how at least myself as a gay person, in the far back of my mind, i feel about straight people. one line that stood out was "standard deviation straights like to drink, but not in the gay way' they don't have inner demons to quell, so they can put the bottle back in the fridge when they start feeling frisky". and then: "these wholesome hand-holders only feel an emptiness in their chest when they're feeling a bit peckish".
Creating vods for the cultured person. I appreciate how he's doing all he can to critical pools of society and mental well being in fact I will reuse this run on sentence to shout out my straight group whom forced me onto sports bars to enjoy footbal. 🤓
my friends doing an art exhibition in dublin this week if you fancy it, he is the one that wanted me to camp in a hut for 70 euros at his wedding, it is being held in a stables, it is the red stables in st annes park, i know nothing of this place
First time he didn't have to run, they are too confused and non-fonfrontational anyway. They only make a scene in public if the gem on the proposal ring has the wrong colour
“Nah I’m not sayin’ it like that… some of my best friends are straight”
Until this video no good sentence had ever started with "I don't think it's bigoted to admit that"
Careful mate. You don't wanna get too close to the breeders.
I am saying it like that
That guy's dad being dead really cracked you up.😂
I hate that guy! Lying to get in a meditations video, as Frankie says standard deviation straights don't know any dead people
I came to the comments just for thisxdxd
@@soygandalf3968 me too
The sheer number of straight sub-groups is fascinating and deserves more research.
Everybody talking about otters, twinks, bears... But this is sn unexplored mine
@@emptycinema If you're heading down straight female territory you have to veer away from the visuals(except maybe height).. think personality, humour, commitment, shy, nerdy, charm, daddy qualities(and I'm not talking in the sexual way, I mean actual father to children) stability, income....
We sould get a special flag
And paint the roads
absolutely brilliant. As a basic straight I can confirm these as facts. The monogamy, the matrimony, the home made salads, the dishwashing by hand... its pure degeneracy.
It's so brave of you to talk about it. Praying to gay Jesus 4 u🙏🙏🙏
I think what you meant to say was it's pure mundanity 😁
@@alibushell6762Most straights have to live this kind of lifestyle if they decide to have children and want to raise healthy happy children. Kids do best in a stable secure home. I'm not saying two same-sex parents can't do the same, but they are having children together(surrogacy or adoption) far less than straight people are. I'm sure if a gay couple decide to start a family they also live the same kind of lifestyle as a straight couple. There's no way some gays could still live their lifestyle with children in the picture, especially the ones partying and hooking up with different people all the time or who are very self involved. When you have children they come first and you have to make them the priority.
@@kmarie7051 Not really, monogamy isn't the default for human beings and it's certanly not a prerequisite for raising happy healthy children, or synonymous with either stability or security.
@@apocalypt_us7941 Well you could certainly raise a healthy happy child as a single parent, but a child still needs a secure stable home and you could not live the type of lifestyle a lot of gay guys without children live.
When it comes to monogamy, most people-based on a variety of convergent forms of evidence- are going to be most interested in serial monogamy. We see it across all different societies and cultures and it's existed in every society and culture in humans on earth as far as we know. There is no culture we know of where no one falls in love or where nobody gets jealous. Even in cave men times before societies on large scales existed or socialisation and marriage, cave men didn't abandon their offspring and mother of their children, they were hunter-gatherers who went out hunting for food and building homes, while mothers were giving birth, breastfeeding, raising the child, and ensuring his or her survival. If you look at cultures where men are allowed to have multiple wives, they generally don't. Something like 90-95% of men in non-monogamous cultures where they are allowed multiple wives only marry one woman.
The fact we feel romantic love at all and pair-bonding emotions is not a coincidence, nothing is a coincidence in biology. Jealousy a mate-guarding emotion is a very strong psychological signal that we are interested in monogamy, at the very least stopping our mates mating with other people. We are a mostly monogamous species. I'm not saying infidelity is not natural as well, but the fact we have these monogamous unions and pair-bonds is evidence that it's natural. Looking at our species and what they naturally do generally is form relationships.
There's a variety of different form of evidence that the human species strongest tendency is towards serial monogamy pair-bonding relationships. Sexual dimorphism predicts differences in mating strategies and species like humans with less dimorphism. Across primates, minimal levels of sexual dimorphism in body weight and canine size are generally associated with monogamy and low rates of male antagonistic competition. Male mating competition decreased in intensity over the course of hominin evolution in conjunction with a rise in monogamy. Humans today express only slight differences in body size by sex compared to closely-related promiscuous and polygynous species. Also in polygamous societies where one male would impregnate a harem of women(only the rich men could afford to have an harem of women), that leaves lots of other males who impregnate none, like we see in other species like sea lions and seals. The strongest most dominant males have a harem of females and most of the other males are bachelors.
No matter how many males are left bachelors with no offspring, pretty much useless and not procreating or in the gene pool, natural selection will still keep a 50/ 50 sex ratio. That why if a percentage of males are having multiple females, that's always going to leave the rest without. The reason for 50/50 sex ratio is because the chances of having a male born who will have dozens of offspring, compared to ones that have none averages out the same average expectation of reproduction that you would get if you were to have a female, because a female is pretty much guaranteed to reproduce offspring even if they don't have as many as the males who are reproducing with multiple females, they still have more than the males who don't have any. The probability of creating a male or a female is exactly 50/ 50 because the offspring is male if and only if the father contributes a Y chromosome, which happens half of the time. The sex ratio at the zygote stage is about 50/ 50 in most species, including humans. This is an equilibrium point, and natural selection will drive the population back to it if it ever deviates from it. it's most beneficial to produce a balanced sex ratio in the children because it leads to the maximum chances for reproduction in future generations. Although there's less male-male competition when there is less dimorphism in a species and higher monogamy and pair-bonding unions.
Human females lack obvious visible signals of ovulation, particularly in comparison to the conspicuous sexual swellings of, for example, chimpanzees and baboons. Concealed ovulation and constant sexual receptivity of human females facilitates social monogamy. Limiting information available to males regarding fertility, thereby promoting monogamy through mate guarding and/or paternal care . Specifically, given that humans live in multi male/multi female groups, concealed ovulation is argued to minimize male-male competition and allow for stable, monogamous unions.
Penis configurations across primate species are generally much more interesting than the human penis. The penises of other primate species commonly have lumps, ridges, kinks, spines or flanges, whereas the straight and smooth human penis lacks such features (unless you are rather unfortunate!). Bland characters such as the human penis are usually found in monogamous animal species. Humans fall within the range of variation typical of pair-bonded species. The lack of exaggerated sexual dimorphism or testis size seems to rule out a history of elevated reproductive skew typical of highly promiscuous or polygynous mating systems. Instead, biological indicators suggest a mating system where both sexes form a long-term pair-bond with a single partner.
Humans today express only slight differences in body size by sex compared to closely-related promiscuous and polygynous species. Ancestral polygamous mating system was replaced by pair bonding when lower-ranked hominin males diverted energy from fighting one another toward finding food to bring to females as an incentive to mate. Females preferred reliable providers to aggressive competitors and bonded with the better foragers. Eventually females lost the skin swelling or other signs of sexual receptivity that would have attracted different males while their partners were off gathering food. The more dimorphic a primate species is, the more likely it is that males fight over females. At one extreme, polygamous gorilla males grow to be more than twice as massive as females. At the opposite extreme, both male and female gibbons, which are mainly monogamous, are nearly equal in mass. Humans lie closer to gibbons on the dimorphism spectrum: human males can be up to 20 percent more massive, on average, than females. Keeping many mates is hard work. It involves a lot of fighting with other males and guarding females. Monogamy might have emerged as the best way to reduce the effort of polygamy.
There is an innate tendency towards monogamy; to engage in sexually exclusive romantic pair-bonding for bi-parental care. People who are securely attached, authentic, and high in empathy with good communication skills tend to be better at monogamy. This is one of the reasons these type of emotions have evolved in men and why they care for their children. Under certain circumstances, monogamy can increase male fitness more than deserting a partner and remating. Once biparental care becomes established, specialization of care tasks by males and females may serve to stabilize the pair-bond.
Monogamy is natural because fathering is natural in the human species and fathering only evolves with sufficient sexual exclusivity to allow for paternity certainty for men and sufficient resource provision certainty for women. Human babies are completely helpless at birth and need parental care for years afterward. Ergo, in the case of Homo sapiens, two parents are better than one. The human life history pattern (i.e., short birth intervals, relatively high child survival, and a long period of juvenile dependence) means that mothers are often in the position of supporting multiple dependents of various ages simultaneously. Because infants, juveniles, and adolescents each require different kinds of time and energy investments, mothers are posed with an allocation problem throughout much of their reproductive career: how to care for infants and small children without compromising time spent in activities that provide food and other resources for older children. How mothers resolve this trade-off to support a rapid reproductive pace has long been theoretically tied to monogamy and the cooperation of fathers, siblings, and others to help mothers raise dependents.
Monogamy most frequently emerged in carnivores and primates, suggesting that species will tend toward mating in pairs when its females require a rich but rare diet (such as protein-rich carcasses or ripe fruits) that can usually be obtained only by searching a large area. Their findings provided the strongest statistical support for the conclusion that increasingly scattered, solitary females drove males to solicit single partners. This theory would hold true in humans if monogamy arose in hominins before our tendency to dwell in groups did. Monogamy also originated from the threat of lethal violence toward offspring. If a rival male challenged or supplanted a dominant male in a community, the usurper could kill infants that he had not sired. Mothers would stop lactating and start ovulating again, giving the marauding male a chance to spread his genes. To prevent infanticide, a female would select a male ally who could defend her and her baby. The biology and behavior of modern primates add some plausibility to the conclusion that infanticide is a spur to monogamy. Primates are uniquely at risk for infanticide: they have big brains that need time to develop, which leaves babies dependent and vulnerable for long periods after birth.
Last year i converted to a complicated homosexual and life has never been better
For me, it was 5 years ago. Lmao.
this might be peak meditations for the anxious mind
Gaussian peak.
Frankie is very brave for standing so close next to those boring straight people.
you made being straight somewhat appealing
They listen to Ed Sheeran, it is an impossible feat to find STDDEV heterosexuality appealing.
I could perform literary analysis on the way Frankie runs at the end of this, but people stopped paying money to support the arts
Ask the arts council they’ll totally give it
Just ask an AI instead
Someone in the comments asked me to do a video about standard deviation straights so here it is whoever you are.
Thanks it was me 🙂 (I’m lying)
There is an event in Canada called Bicolline I think you need to visit
you made me laugh, thx 💜
@@ViViVexme when i lie
if you haven't already, berlin needs you to a special series on berliners. thats like a full week of content: native berliners, hipsters, techno tourists, punks, etc etc
For reference, Standard deviation refers to the centre 68%. So if you’re straight, there is a 68% chance this video applies to you.
Standard deviation is actually the measure of the spread of data. You are thinking of a normal distribution, where about 68% of the data lies within one standard deviation of the mean. Standard deviation isn’t a set value; it varies depending on the data set.
@@PocketRocket_ Ahh, I did stats several years ago and didn’t entirely remember the specifics. But I think you could probably say that the straight population can be modelled under a Normal Distribution, under which case, 68% if that standard deviation does make sense.
Although do correct me if my wording isn’t quite right.
OMG I'm straight!
@@54032Zepolwhen did u find out
Assume 100% of the straight population (or a perfectly representative sample) watches this video and the curve is normal
1-800- GET BENT 😂😂😂
Vic Reeves would appreciate that service
thank god I'm a weird straight
Awww. I believe that _you_ believe it, sweetie.
so if you were straight but did a U-turn, but still going straight, are you still really straight?
yous really took away the wrong message from a comment of me calling myself weird lmao. idk how me saying I'm straight is somehow an attack on gay people
same dude!!!! are you the socially acceptable kind of weird or 1960s techno fan weird though (i am both so 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳)
@@saltedmutton7269 I mean I do unironically like Jean Jacques Perrey I guess lmao
last guy was frozen in fear
THE HORSES???
😭😭😭
The thumbnail broke my brain.
>Be me, straight male.
>See Title and thumbnail, instantaneous think in one sense "not about me"
>Keep scrolling
>Think about the title and thumbnail:
"Bet you think it's about you"
"I don't think it's about me, though."
>Wait! If the video is not about people straight people that think this video is about then and I am not one of them, then the video is about me!
>Objection! Now I think the video is about me, so therefore it is not about!
Aboutaboutaboutaboutaboutaboutaboutabotaboutboutboatboatbebesiitaabouttoutoitourslxoz🫠🫠🫠
meme arrows
@@7EEVEE fun fact: it comes from 4chan!
@@seeker296 that's not funny, my brother died that way.
As someone who is often mistaken for straight, can confirm 100% accurate
What’s the most standard deviation straight thing you’ve ever done?
Gripping while watching this.
Disappointed my parents
I nodded to a guy in the room and he nodded back. We had a mutual understanding of being basic straight and went on with our day
Buying a used car, not because I couldn't afford a new one, but because a website told me it was the most financially responsible thing to do.
Shared a hot tub with 3 other SDSs - Standard Deviation Straights
I called 1800GETBENT and they told me denial wasn't just a river in Egypt and now I'm questioning everything I thought I knew.
"They just love a good trip to the woods, however they never go to the woods to trip." Genius
"My dad's actually dead,"
"Your dad WAS an architect"
This guy never misses with his bits I swear all his videos are hilarious
As a bisexual, I share your disdain, but hope the straights are just in a phase and will become normal eventually 😊
We are playing both sides, it feels so mischievous.
Sometimes I wish so badly I was straight. Don't feel bad about being basic ever. I may be alone forever.
Life is tough for many people whatever their sexual orientation. Straight people are lonely too. Luckily you live in a time when it's finally OK to be gay. So just put yourself out there to find like minded people. With love from Spain.❤
@@Natalia-pc7fmhave you heard of Florida?
@@Natalia-pc7fm
"It's finally OK to be gay"
It is begrudgingly tolerated by some people and some governments in some parts of the world. The best I can hope to see in my lifetime is an increase in the rate of tolerance, specifically legalization and legal protection in more countries; widespread acceptance will likely never come to pass.
@@danielflanard8274 I’m gay and 59. You have no idea what a paradise ‘begrudging toleration’ is, compared to the bad old days
@@davidr7819
Excuse my zoomer doom & gloom, I know that the era of tolerance we are living in is unprecedented. The amount of progression just since I was born is staggering.
As an older Irish gay man in the U.K. who has worked 30 years in supermarket retailing, I can confirm that this is very accurate indeed since my teens in the 1980’s
No one was harmed in the making of this Fluff.
I want a cheeky curry.
yeah same I made myself so hungry with this vid
why were you standing next to the lad at the end when the woman you were interviewing was on the path to the left?!
also so proud of you for coming out as irish ♎🇧🇷
love the zoom in on the build-a-bear. the star of the show, truly
‘Puts the FUN in FUNERAL’ is gold
You sir are an absolute genius!
I'm straight and my dad is alive, is this normal?
That’s like the entire point, my guy
"Love drinking... wine, but not in a gay way" LOL
Not sure what most of this has to do with one's sexuality but it was about time we started making fun of mentally stable, non-traumatized people with a loving family
why is the last guy standing like an npc 😭😂😭😂
we need a review on you sir
btw, I think it's time you gave Walter White his jacket back mate
Taking the road less traveled is bumpy. I understand why some people choose the straight life.
The nod at 3:05 🤣🤣🤣
Bisexuals when
Boost plz
Always!
I figured the thumbnail was some sort of provocation and it really was about us straights. But then I watched and from my perspective the "takedowns" sounded more like praise to my ears, I like being boring and normal with a stable, functional life. As it went on it did feel like this was more about Frankie's pain.
Am I slow (don't answer that, I most definitely am), or is this a coming out video Frankie?
this is actually so sad in its humor, because it really does reveal how at least myself as a gay person, in the far back of my mind, i feel about straight people. one line that stood out was "standard deviation straights like to drink, but not in the gay way' they don't have inner demons to quell, so they can put the bottle back in the fridge when they start feeling frisky". and then: "these wholesome hand-holders only feel an emptiness in their chest when they're feeling a bit peckish".
Hahahaha this is one of your best yet
You forgot "they never had to fight for their human rights so they're blissfully entitled to the entire width of the sidewalk."
Did you just never went to school or are lgbt people just that delusional ?
@@mechanicalsilence1have you read a history book?
@@corvoattano44 my comment got deleted what did i write ?
i may be straight-curious
now do a video on acidic lesbians
Norm core 😂 hallelujah
A classic of the genre
Pray the straight away! 🙏 😅
As a basic straight person,
yeah kinda :)
The most straight response ever
Speaking of straight Frankie, is that a members only jacket?
Creating vods for the cultured person. I appreciate how he's doing all he can to critical pools of society and mental well being in fact I will reuse this run on sentence to shout out my straight group whom forced me onto sports bars to enjoy footbal. 🤓
as a non-basic straight person this video was so educational
I too would like to keep the depraved standard deviation straight philosophy out of my church
Like the way you diffused it by adding in ‘Basic’ 😅
This is the best one yet 🤣
I fucking love these videos haha
Pray the straight away 🙏
They put the fun in funeral 😂
i have a crush on him idc
the way he ran away at the end only solidified it further
you cheating on beavis now huh
5/5 bags of popcorn. and also a little straight prayer alter. that's what I rate this experience.
Straight pride 🇺🇸
It’s ok I guess as long as they can stop shoving it down our throats
normal people are best❤
Straight versus bent or twisted? Indeed.
This is so good 👏
my friends doing an art exhibition in dublin this week if you fancy it, he is the one that wanted me to camp in a hut for 70 euros at his wedding, it is being held in a stables, it is the red stables in st annes park, i know nothing of this place
“Don’t you, don’t you!”
Straight away 🤣
First time he didn't have to run, they are too confused and non-fonfrontational anyway.
They only make a scene in public if the gem on the proposal ring has the wrong colour
The bent woman in the background of the last interview 😂 4:56
I'm getting bisexual vibes from the girl in teal pants due to the major side eye she was giving him
Waiting for the girl in the comments to say
" bi girl here what about us"
Thanks, this is hilarious.
I heard we’re insulting my favourite majority demographic to make fun of 😊
Best. One. Ever.
Brilliant. Again.
When’s Frankie going to Hollywood already?
Your videos are so weird, they're funny. My favorite one so far was the baby boomers one
Funny enough, 1-800-GET-BENT used to be an actual gay sex chat line back in the 90’s (at least in America).
There's no audio Franky
Edit: I closed it and opened and it worked. Sorry, you're amazing.
Lol self owned
Brilliant!
The run at the end was immaculately gay
🤣😂you are so good!
0:40 that side eye tho
Dear straight people, I am that gay guy in the gym and dont worry, you scare me too.
I think I've found my cult in this channel
4:51 I literally LOLd
Oh ok, my anxious meditator boi is gay, never realised. I guess i'm a deviant (y)
Your shorts are like a quick hit of cerebral crack.
It's okay to have opposite-sex attraction, it's only sinful when you act on such sick heterosexual lust.
Only girls care if you call them basic 🤜💥🤛
Keep up the good work tho my bro!
Loved this haha
love you. but why 720
i felt bad for the guy who said his dad died
"Straightan" 😂
If ur a standard deviation straight ur not watching this video
Brilliant