Why are British place names so hard to pronounce?

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  • @thomasoates3003
    @thomasoates3003 4 роки тому +3860

    An extra 'map' this time. I see you like to keep us on our toes.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 роки тому +14

      HOLY HOLY!!! I can proudly say that I have the two HOTTEST women on this planet as MY GIRLFRIENDS! I am the unprettiest UA-camr ever, but they love me for what's inside! Thanks for listening thomas

    • @reimarpb
      @reimarpb 4 роки тому

      I think this is the third time they've done it

    • @thomasoates3003
      @thomasoates3003 4 роки тому +36

      @@reimarpb Really? I thought they usually repeated the word 'men'.

    • @juneguts
      @juneguts 4 роки тому +58

      @@AxxLAfriku Axxl really should be blocked from most channels, it's basically just a spambot. @Jay Foreman

    • @redyellowpink01
      @redyellowpink01 4 роки тому +3

      Spoilers!

  • @Donald_Chung
    @Donald_Chung 3 роки тому +2527

    Programmers: Ransomware
    People from England: Rampisham-ware

    • @samgamgee6508
      @samgamgee6508 3 роки тому +74

      (slow clap)

    • @Donald_Chung
      @Donald_Chung 3 роки тому +135

      @@samgamgee6508 I have achieved comedy.

    • @hawaiianrobot
      @hawaiianrobot 3 роки тому +33

      @@Donald_Chung that's a good one hahaha

    • @Azmythometre
      @Azmythometre 3 роки тому +16

      @@Donald_Chung
      Achievement unlocked!
      Comedy

    • @fyorr
      @fyorr 3 роки тому +34

      Programmers and English people, the two genders.

  • @EpicScizor
    @EpicScizor 3 роки тому +13708

    Pronouncing english names is easy. Pronounce the word like you think it should be pronounced, then repeat it faster and faster until you've swallowed three syllables. That's the actual pronunciation

    • @joshuarosen6242
      @joshuarosen6242 3 роки тому +914

      You can speed up the process by drinking a few pints of bitter.

    • @whoeverest_the_whateverest
      @whoeverest_the_whateverest 3 роки тому +121

      Isn't it how pronunciation works in general in most languages?

    • @joshuarosen6242
      @joshuarosen6242 3 роки тому +534

      @@whoeverest_the_whateverest No. Lots of languages are fairly regular in their pronunciation. If you know how to spell something in, for example, French, German or Welsh, you can be pretty certain of the pronunciation. That is not true at all of English. There are also languages such as Chinese where you cannot derive any useful information about the pronunciation from the spelling so you don't even have a starting point unless you already know the word.

    • @deservingcomplexionm8111
      @deservingcomplexionm8111 3 роки тому +41

      @@joshuarosen6242 yeah no.

    • @neuvilpanindra2581
      @neuvilpanindra2581 3 роки тому +173

      @@deservingcomplexionm8111 no yeah.

  • @nessai00
    @nessai00 4 роки тому +2809

    "contain nonsensical phonetic traps that are impossible to predict"
    That should be a warning on English language textbooks.

    • @SupaDanteX
      @SupaDanteX 4 роки тому +31

      *May contain
      :D
      And yes. Have a like

    • @zero_gravity5861
      @zero_gravity5861 4 роки тому +27

      Not suitable for use as a lawnmower.

    • @hamjohnson2319
      @hamjohnson2319 4 роки тому

      No you haven’t now brush ya teeth m.ua-cam.com/video/OEuaNorcY1c/v-deo.html

    • @NicolaW72
      @NicolaW72 4 роки тому +1

      :-)

    • @cheesecrackersandpickles2331
      @cheesecrackersandpickles2331 4 роки тому +1

      He said British not English , you are so wrong I won't even bother explaining.

  • @JagoHazzard
    @JagoHazzard 4 роки тому +1250

    Fun fact: Cirencester used to be pronounced "Sissister." Fun lie: if you use the True Pronunciation of Cirencester, you can control anyone from there.

    • @JayForeman
      @JayForeman  4 роки тому +379

      Been watching LOTS of your channel lately! Big fan!! :D

    • @JagoHazzard
      @JagoHazzard 4 роки тому +264

      @@JayForeman Thanks! I feel like Elvis just complimented my karaoke performance.

    • @RedmarKerkhof
      @RedmarKerkhof 4 роки тому +6

      I knew it! :D

    • @ssephi
      @ssephi 4 роки тому +18

      Needed more Loughborough

    • @saintinho
      @saintinho 4 роки тому +4

      Jago I love you

  • @Szaam
    @Szaam 3 роки тому +8280

    "Could you mispronounce Frome for me?"
    "Portsmouth."
    "That'll do."
    That joke was made even funnier by Mark deciding to wear a wig very briefly for no reason.

  • @jorambannister1624
    @jorambannister1624 Рік тому +799

    I once heard a story about an Australian hitchhiker in the UK who was asking for a ride to "Loo-ger-bar-oo-ger"
    After much head scratching from the locals they realised he was wanting to get to Loughborough! (pronounced Luffburuh) 😀

  • @mollychristman4866
    @mollychristman4866 3 роки тому +4215

    I once saw something that said "English is what happens when Vikings learn Latin and use it to yell at Germans"

    • @psychodrummer1567
      @psychodrummer1567 3 роки тому +400

      no, it's when the French hear Vikings shouting Latin at Germans.

    • @Morningstar_37
      @Morningstar_37 3 роки тому +129

      @@psychodrummer1567 no, it's when anglo-saxons watch vikings and romans yell at germans

    • @luckiller019
      @luckiller019 3 роки тому +245

      my favorite is "English doesnt borrows from other languaga, it drags them to dark alley where it beats them and robs them while heavily breathing in their ears"

    • @RoganGunn
      @RoganGunn 3 роки тому +78

      More like, "When Celts learn Latin then German and use Old Norse to yell at French Vikings..." 🤔

    • @gnosticagnostic7
      @gnosticagnostic7 3 роки тому +1

      Modern english is 'spelled' - the ruling caste fiddle with the words - for manipulative cultural disintegration effects.
      Now they tell people that the commoners used to be as nasty as the ruling caste are ... having destroyed the old culture, and schooled everyone, they now control the stories ... and the narrative of today too ...

  • @iammrbeat
    @iammrbeat 4 роки тому +11516

    The only channel where the AD VERTs are just as good as the rest of the video.

    • @joshuaduplaa9033
      @joshuaduplaa9033 4 роки тому +227

      If you enjoy funny ads, you should check out internet comment etiquette with Erik. Btw i love your videos mr. Beat, you're my favorite social studies teacher.

    • @badbadbadkarma12
      @badbadbadkarma12 4 роки тому +292

      Second to internet historian I'd say.

    • @evy2031
      @evy2031 4 роки тому +49

      I see that you too are a man of culture, Mr. Beat.

    • @variousthings6470
      @variousthings6470 4 роки тому +115

      Ad-verts, ad-verts
      Ad-ad-ad-verts verts
      (Verts)

    • @TheKewlPerson
      @TheKewlPerson 4 роки тому +37

      Also Drew Gooden does really funny adverts

  • @callistogarnet
    @callistogarnet 4 роки тому +1391

    Once heard an American man on a train very patiently saying “no mother it’s pronounced ‘Ip-sich’, they don’t pronounce the W here” when he and his mum were on the way to Ipswich. He would have been right for 99% of the words with a similar ending...

    • @ixlnxs
      @ixlnxs 4 роки тому +36

      @Rodolfo Ramos Anker. ;)

    • @joshporter741
      @joshporter741 4 роки тому +82

      As someone from Ipswich, I’ve never noticed anyone say it wrong, but now can’t get this out of my head 🤣

    • @millertas
      @millertas 4 роки тому +87

      ough can be pronounced many ways so Slough (where my wife's cousins lived) was often pronounced 'Sluff' but the best pronounciation (by an American on the bus) was Slug.

    • @konrad7572
      @konrad7572 4 роки тому +12

      @@joshporter741 its pronounced ippy

    • @joshporter741
      @joshporter741 4 роки тому +5

      @@konrad7572 Uppa Townnnnn buhhhh

  • @AaronMichaelLong
    @AaronMichaelLong 2 роки тому +1290

    I don't know if it's the double margarita I just had, but "BELGIC OPPIDVM which was sensibly renamed 'Braintree'" has me quite literally in tears of laughter. You guys are geniuses.

    • @manmanman2000
      @manmanman2000 Рік тому +42

      There is a village called 'brain creek' in Austria and a town called 'cat's brain' in Germany

    • @mogscugg2639
      @mogscugg2639 Рік тому +23

      NOT THE BOPPIDUM

    • @aaron_905
      @aaron_905 Рік тому +6

      ​@@manmanman2000there's a Catbrain in Bristol too, near Cribbs.

    • @ladyserenity5
      @ladyserenity5 Рік тому +9

      We have one in Massachusetts, USA as well. Whatta name.

    • @secretsfullofsaucers
      @secretsfullofsaucers 7 місяців тому +11

      My favourite thing about Braintree is that there's a 'secret nuclear bunker' which is signposted everywhere on official road signage

  • @christopherdeangelis6383
    @christopherdeangelis6383 3 роки тому +2870

    As an american, I was having trouble understanding the video, but after that "yippie kay-ay" I get it now. Thank you Map Men for great translations.

    • @pseudotasuki
      @pseudotasuki 2 роки тому +23

      Head up to New England for a little taste. Take a quick drive between Worcester (Woostah) and Leominster (Lemon-stir).

    • @christopherdeangelis6383
      @christopherdeangelis6383 2 роки тому +19

      @@pseudotasuki I am a New Englander lol

    • @pseudotasuki
      @pseudotasuki 2 роки тому +7

      @@christopherdeangelis6383 Well… okay. Fair enough.

    • @kindauncool
      @kindauncool 2 роки тому +8

      +@@pseudotasuki I always got so pissed at Worcester's pronunciation, but 5:33 kinda helped me understand though. I'm finally at peace.

    • @adailydrawingmustache4604
      @adailydrawingmustache4604 2 роки тому +2

      @@christopherdeangelis6383 Me, as actual American: 💀

  • @graf
    @graf 4 роки тому +8726

    the -cester cities seem pretty manageable when you find out that Cholmondeley is pronounced chumly (/tʃʌmli/)

    • @nevreiha
      @nevreiha 4 роки тому +182

      Gumster
      Keith leigh

    • @MoonThuli
      @MoonThuli 4 роки тому +244

      Wymondham
      Wind-um

    • @rogerdines6244
      @rogerdines6244 4 роки тому +155

      Depends on the family-some call ithemselves Chumley, and others Cholmondeley: same with Featherstonehaugh, which can be pronounced as written, or if from the 'other' family, Fanshaw: ditto Powell which can be as written, or pronounced Pole!

    • @blindleader42
      @blindleader42 4 роки тому +51

      Remarkably, Boris Badenov taught me how to pronounce Cholmondeley almost exactly sixty years ago.

    • @ilyamosin3090
      @ilyamosin3090 4 роки тому +190

      Chumly?
      C H U M L Y ?!

  • @aknee3042
    @aknee3042 3 роки тому +2986

    This is basically adult Horrible Histories and I’m not complaining

  • @ScottA2345
    @ScottA2345 Рік тому +76

    I live in New England in the USA and we have many towns and cities named after those in England - and yes, we use the same English pronunciation which drives those from outside of New England - crazy. But i love it. 😇

    • @cartologist
      @cartologist 10 місяців тому +7

      Usually but not always. Berkeley is not pronounced Barkley. Hartford came from Hertford but spelled with an a.

    • @ptorq
      @ptorq 8 місяців тому +5

      As a midwesterner who lived in the Boston area for a couple of years, I (quite sensibly) thought "Peabody" was pronounced like "pea body" and "Leominster" was pronounced "leo min ster." My new neighbors found this briefly confusing and then hilarious ("Do you mean 'pee buddy' and 'lemon stir'?").

    • @davidyoung5114
      @davidyoung5114 7 місяців тому +3

      I'm from Nova Scotia, and when I mention places like Truro, Weymouth, Dartmouth, Preston, Halifax, Liverpool (my home town!), Chester, Yarmouth, Colchester, Richmond, and others, you'd think I was talking about England. But the British tourists love seeing these places!

    • @ScottA2345
      @ScottA2345 7 місяців тому +1

      @@davidyoung5114 I love the name, Halifax, for some reason.

    • @davidyoung5114
      @davidyoung5114 7 місяців тому +1

      @@ScottA2345 And did you know that a person from Halifax is called a Haligonian?

  • @gazoakleychef
    @gazoakleychef 4 роки тому +3920

    probably my favourite video you've ever done

    • @srp5230
      @srp5230 4 роки тому +5

      @avantgardevegan It's also one of the most vegan videos they've ever done. 😊 Hope you are well, Gaz. 💜

    • @raheemabdul1066
      @raheemabdul1066 4 роки тому +2

      Oh, there's at least 5 better mapmen videos than this!

    • @maga6403
      @maga6403 4 роки тому

      Ure gae

    • @SW_Sarah
      @SW_Sarah 4 роки тому +6

      i mean you're not wrong
      jay went out of his way and spent ages learning how to pronounce llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch though
      that's brilliant

    • @doublenikkel
      @doublenikkel 4 роки тому +2

      Favorite*
      Sorry, as an American, I just had to do it

  • @elizabethvanek3164
    @elizabethvanek3164 3 роки тому +929

    I'm loving the prediction on the evolution of place names.
    2000 "W'ster"
    2200 "Wrr"
    2400 "Beep Boop Boop"! 🤣

    • @AndrewTJackson
      @AndrewTJackson 3 роки тому +8

      If you think that's funny, go watch the movie Idiocracy. :-)

    • @junio0o768
      @junio0o768 3 роки тому +8

      @@AndrewTJackson the most passive aggressive insult ever lololol

    • @AndrewTJackson
      @AndrewTJackson 3 роки тому +5

      @@junio0o768 I'm not insulting @Lizz, I'm recommending a good movie! :-)

    • @junio0o768
      @junio0o768 3 роки тому

      @@AndrewTJackson ok sure

    • @grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic8158
      @grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic8158 2 роки тому

      A Homo niewiadomo (a new 2400 species of human) individual: What is the way to Beep Boop Boop?

  • @whycantiremainanonymous8091
    @whycantiremainanonymous8091 2 роки тому +2565

    "Frome" would have been pronounced correctly by any English speaker around Shakespeare's time. The /oυ/ diphtong the letter o makes when followed by a consonant and a silent e is quite recent, and was pronounced /u/ in Early Modern English. That includes the name "Rome", which was pronounced identically to the word "room". Shakespeare has a pun on that in one of his historical plays: "here we are in Rome, and room enough".

    • @nialltracey2599
      @nialltracey2599 2 роки тому +54

      Ah, really? I was assuming that Frome was one of those examples where "u" got closed over to distinguish it from the vertical lines of the adjacent m (similar to "sun"->"son", "wunder"->"wonder" etc)

    • @XaliberDeathlock
      @XaliberDeathlock 2 роки тому +90

      Oh crap that's interesting. In Arabic Rome is pronounced as 'room'. Wonder if it's related.

    • @major7thsharp11
      @major7thsharp11 2 роки тому +54

      For 'Rome' this is likely true, but other words would not typically have been pronounced as /u:/. /oʊ/ was pronounced /ɔ:/ before the Great Vowel Shift, so /u:/ would not have been on its normal trajectory (we have some direct evidence for this; Shakespeare rhymes "alone" with "gone," which wouldn't have been homophonous with "goon").
      was different, because the Old English variant already existed.

    • @XaliberDeathlock
      @XaliberDeathlock 2 роки тому +13

      @@major7thsharp11 you telling me Old English wrote Rome as Rūm? How did they get there? I mean that's also how the Arabs wrote it.

    • @major7thsharp11
      @major7thsharp11 2 роки тому +41

      @@XaliberDeathlock The Arabs wrote it like that because Classical Arabic didn't have an /o:/ vowel, so they used the closest vowel they had. The similarity to Rūm in Old English dialects is just cosmetic, I'm afraid.

  • @NovaAge
    @NovaAge 2 роки тому +177

    "Mousehole"
    "Braintree"
    "Speen"
    Gosh I love the UK

    • @tairneanaich
      @tairneanaich 10 місяців тому +10

      My personal favourite is Wye in Kent. Love hearing it come up as though the bus or the news are having an existential crisis

    • @JRS06
      @JRS06 5 місяців тому +6

      If you want to have some more fun with UK place names, may I suggest "Cockermouth", "Wetwang", "Suckley", or "Lickey End"?

    • @dysr
      @dysr 3 місяці тому +4

      Speen sounds like the perfect place for a certain streamer.

  • @Yitewewoteli-dQw4w9WgXcQ
    @Yitewewoteli-dQw4w9WgXcQ 4 роки тому +2292

    Didn't expect the Liam Dutton nails pronouncing Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch parody, but I'm happy it's there.

    • @ThinWhiteAxe
      @ThinWhiteAxe 4 роки тому +19

      Me too

    • @AB-gw6uf
      @AB-gw6uf 4 роки тому +95

      Original video for those curious:👌
      ua-cam.com/video/fHxO0UdpoxM/v-deo.html

    • @gui18bif
      @gui18bif 4 роки тому +7

      Well, he also was doing sort of a parody.

    • @ChallengeCommander
      @ChallengeCommander 4 роки тому +5

      That's the very video I used to learn it

    • @jca111
      @jca111 4 роки тому +11

      @@ChallengeCommander He gets the ending slightly wrong.

  • @azunzaia8172
    @azunzaia8172 3 роки тому +1663

    "Could you misprounounce Frome for me?"
    "Portsmouth"
    "that'll do"

    • @timh2356
      @timh2356 3 роки тому +23

      They actually already did that joke in this video, so you're not being original. Thanks though.

    • @williamg209two
      @williamg209two 3 роки тому +85

      @@timh2356 are you stupid or acting dumb?

    • @T0nyDuckler
      @T0nyDuckler 3 роки тому +16

      @@williamg209two normally people like them don't respond as they normally realise (or not) that they just made a r/wooosh

    • @abccanada6248
      @abccanada6248 3 роки тому +3

      As a cyclist i thought froome in my heade because that came to my head yet i was still surprised by it

    • @melodycervantes4167
      @melodycervantes4167 3 роки тому +12

      @@williamg209two He's not saying "Oh, didn't you realize that comment was from the video?" He's saying "Repeating a joke from the video isn't funny." I don't quite agree (While it's not funny in a "let me tell you a joke" way, it is a shortened way of saying "I liked that line, did you like it too?" which I don't see a problem with.), but I wouldn't say he missed the joke. If anything, you misunderstood him.

  • @NickRoman
    @NickRoman 4 роки тому +696

    "which was sensibly renamed Braintree" why did that make me laugh the most?

    • @jaredwoolgar6434
      @jaredwoolgar6434 4 роки тому +4

      Big up the btown massive 😂

    • @LittleDogTobi
      @LittleDogTobi 4 роки тому +2

      So many of these names exist in Massachusetts, as you can imagine. There's a Braintree in the Boston area.

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 4 роки тому +12

      I mean Braintree is way nicer than Skegness(the physical manifestation of the word shit) or many other horrid places in Britain such as Wales or Hell I mean Milton Keynes, or the home of depression... Luton...

    • @electron8262
      @electron8262 4 роки тому +3

      I keep imagining a tree with brains growing on it instead of fruits...

    • @jaredwoolgar6434
      @jaredwoolgar6434 4 роки тому +7

      @@electron8262 come to the town and you’ll realise no brains grow here 😂

  • @therealjetlag
    @therealjetlag Рік тому +592

    I moved to the UK 40 years ago and about 5 years in, I was invited to a party in Toaster. Being without satnav back then, I looked it up in a map but couldn’t find it. I was assured it was easy to find and signposted off of the M1. Just head north.
    I let out an “ohhhhhhh!” when I saw the sign for Towcester.

    • @zimriel
      @zimriel 10 місяців тому +36

      the only solution, of course, is to invite back the Romans.
      your food will get better if nothing else

    • @HeterosexuaI
      @HeterosexuaI 3 місяці тому

      @@zimrieli think it's best we don't introduce the english to fermented fish juice and boiled wheat

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv 2 місяці тому

      I learned about Towcester from
      PG Wodehouse.

  • @AlexWJ93
    @AlexWJ93 Рік тому +111

    Love how knowing languages can teach you even more things hidden in plain sight. Learning Norwegian made me realise that kirk is church and gate is street. So when I realised there was a street called Kirkgate, I went to google to see if it was literally church street, and it was!

    • @kjh23gk
      @kjh23gk Рік тому +14

      "Church" is "kirk" in Scots too.

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 Рік тому +6

      In Dutch it’s kerk. Only the vowel is different.

    • @francesatty7022
      @francesatty7022 3 місяці тому +2

      thats why there's so many kirkgates!!!! oh my god this makes sense now. ik that in york every road is named ___gate

  • @acathosh
    @acathosh 3 роки тому +788

    "Which was sensibly renamed to Braintree"
    I'm in tears 😂

    • @jamm6_514
      @jamm6_514 3 роки тому +26

      i still dont get why it was named braintree out of all things

    • @scarletpimpernelagain9124
      @scarletpimpernelagain9124 3 роки тому +26

      @@jamm6_514 the name ‘ Braintree’ is just intrinsically funny, like ‘Penge’.

    • @slyrox1183
      @slyrox1183 3 роки тому +10

      If you thought that Braintree was a bad name, you ain't heard of one of it's gants names, as the gant near the newsagents in the town centre is called "pig's head in the pottage pot gant". Annoyingly it ain't on Google street view but the sign is located on the red brick wall opposite.

    • @ImranKhan1976
      @ImranKhan1976 3 роки тому +4

      @@jamm6_514 seems like a corruption of the original Celtic name for the place after the Roman name was no longer used.

    • @petermaher8633
      @petermaher8633 3 роки тому +2

      Having worked in Braintree, they should have changed it to brain death!

  • @kaollakitten
    @kaollakitten 4 роки тому +758

    "Bugger off, u're not from round 'ere" - Frome Resident

    • @Nadekuro
      @Nadekuro 4 роки тому +1

      Close enough

    • @hamjohnson2319
      @hamjohnson2319 4 роки тому

      Bugger off and brush your teeth m.ua-cam.com/video/OEuaNorcY1c/v-deo.html

    • @cantcheatkarma3493
      @cantcheatkarma3493 4 роки тому +3

      Wasson then cocker!

    • @amp2amp800
      @amp2amp800 4 роки тому +2

      @Tran Ma bugger orf shurly?

    • @OfficialFFC
      @OfficialFFC 4 роки тому +2

      @Tran Ma Frome* :D

  • @chandanasarkar1173
    @chandanasarkar1173 4 роки тому +1112

    Now, the four 'Map's in the beginning is *INTERESTING* .

    • @nitehawk86
      @nitehawk86 4 роки тому +2

      *is the best version

    • @niceperson180
      @niceperson180 4 роки тому +4

      And there are normally tthree "men"s, right? They only did two this time

    • @BlueGangsta1958
      @BlueGangsta1958 4 роки тому +12

      As was Jays pronunciation of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, bet he practiced 40 hours a day for that

    • @trialexol
      @trialexol 4 роки тому +5

      @@niceperson180 the three men are actually the variation

    • @chandanasarkar1173
      @chandanasarkar1173 4 роки тому +4

      @@BlueGangsta1958 Sacrilegious

  • @ilmarilah1195
    @ilmarilah1195 2 роки тому +63

    These guys are the best at getting people to watch sponsorship

    • @jamieisausername
      @jamieisausername Рік тому +4

      It's not even a competition, they dominate the field.. like a very assertive rabbit

    • @Muzikman127
      @Muzikman127 Рік тому +1

      2nd only to Erik from Internet Comment Etiquette

  • @dmacarthur5356
    @dmacarthur5356 3 роки тому +2645

    I was kindly corrected by a nice old lady at the York train station "love, Birming-ham is in Ahlah-bahma, Birming'um is in England" I grinned and said "And Birming-ham is in Ala-bama" She called me cheeky lol. She was alone so joined me and my family for a coffee and we talked for an hour. Good memory of England.

    • @BunchaFrames
      @BunchaFrames 3 роки тому +58

      Aw :)

    • @the_once-and-future_king.
      @the_once-and-future_king. 3 роки тому +93

      Us Yorkies are nice folks. Glad you had a lovely experience.

    • @LovelyAngel.
      @LovelyAngel. 3 роки тому +46

      Nah, I think American English is weirder (despite being more mainstream nowadays), I would never notice that a person saying Ahlah-bahma is saying anything wrong.

    • @dmacarthur5356
      @dmacarthur5356 3 роки тому +47

      @@LovelyAngel. You would be deemed quite a fancy if you pronounced it that way. The truer southern pronounceation would be closer to owl-la-bama.

    • @lurategh
      @lurategh 3 роки тому +28

      @@LovelyAngel. Eh, pronunciations all over the world are weird in some way. There are definitely non-phonetic ones in the US that only a native or someone who’s been here long enough would immediately know, but I think some of these British pronunciations are bonkers and hella non-intuitive, so like they say in the video, you can’t blame a non-native for assuming it’s pronounced one way when really it’s said a completely different way that doesn’t align with basic English spelling/pronunciation rules.
      The way I see it, and this goes for everyone, is that if one is so insistent on a visitor pronouncing something the local way, I’d hope they’re polite enough to make an effort to pronounce it the _other_ local way if they ever find themselves in that other part of the world, rather than claiming their one pronunciation is the “right” one.

  • @aidanm5849
    @aidanm5849 4 роки тому +919

    Judgement day has come. Jay is uploading semi regularly.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 роки тому +1

      I have two hot UA-camr girlfriends and I am the best UA-camr ever and YOUR savior. Good bye dear aidna

    • @TrimutiusToo
      @TrimutiusToo 4 роки тому +11

      Judgement day is 2200-2400 accordingt to this video... when it changes from Wrr to "Beep Boop Boop"

    • @renzo00
      @renzo00 4 роки тому +14

      Two map men episodes within one month??? The end is nigh

    • @martinlehtonen
      @martinlehtonen 4 роки тому +1

      Coincidentally I am also semi regular

    • @ΣκοτώνωΧαρά
      @ΣκοτώνωΧαρά 4 роки тому +2

      At least the end will be a bit sweeter

  • @joeschmoe9863
    @joeschmoe9863 4 роки тому +837

    Tom Scott and Map Men within 20 minutes of each other.

  • @kenlewis2668
    @kenlewis2668 2 роки тому +245

    Actually, Welsh place names are very easy to pronounce. The spelling is consistent. There are only 15 or so pronunciation rules and almost no exceptions. (Except for Hirwaun, which should be pronounced heer wine but the locals say er-win)

    • @samuel.j.barker
      @samuel.j.barker Рік тому +9

      I agree, but there's a caveat...
      Many place names contain the same word as others, or are just very similar. Like 'Hirwaun' and 'Hirwaen' for example; but there's loads.
      Not to mention the fact that a lot of the names are also just words for certain things; like 'LLan', which is 'Church.' So it kinda just adds difficulty of another kind, rather than pronunciation

    • @Evan490BC
      @Evan490BC Рік тому +17

      Oh God... I prefer to use the generic name "That place in Wales" for all Welsh towns.

    • @alganhar1
      @alganhar1 Рік тому +35

      @@Evan490BC Welsh is purely phonetic, unlike English. If you are not interested in what the names MEAN, you can learn how to pronounce them fairly quickly. And unlike English those pronunciation rules stay the same.
      The most important thing people need to remember is that the Welsh Alphabet is very different to the English Alphabet. People often complain Welsh has too few vowels for example, it has 7 compared to 5 for English (Y and W are vowels in Welsh, not consonants).
      Also some sounds are represented by two letters, LL for example, there are others including CH, NG, FF and DD.
      When you realise for example that Llan is not four letters, but three, with the LL having a specific sound it starts to make more sense. I have less trouble with Welsh place names than with English because of the huge number of pronunciation traps in English, which literally do not exist in Welsh....
      Also helps I speak Welsh.... But for pronunciation that does not matter. You can learn how to pronounce Welsh fairly easily without having to learn to understand it.

    • @Evan490BC
      @Evan490BC Рік тому +3

      @@alganhar1 Thank you very much for your detailed explanation! I must say learning how to pronounce Welsh sounds tempting. I will give it a try!

    • @HS-ig4ly
      @HS-ig4ly Рік тому +1

      i agree however, the welsh language is a sin so no

  • @mistertwister2000
    @mistertwister2000 4 роки тому +445

    “Yipikaywee, buckaroo!”
    Someone please, PLEASE make a t-shirt of this

    • @Andrew-yl7lm
      @Andrew-yl7lm 4 роки тому +2

      @The smore emperor just visit Braintree and get one lol

    • @nightwind1989
      @nightwind1989 4 роки тому +3

      Darn tootin indeed

  • @johnson941
    @johnson941 2 роки тому +2017

    As a danish person, I have a hard time taking Grimsby serious.
    Yes, Grim was a name, but in danish today, we use the word "Grim" when talking about something ugly (an ugly house = et grimt hus).
    With "by" meaning Village, Grimsby basically translates to "Ugly Village".

    • @barbaralloyd7993
      @barbaralloyd7993 2 роки тому +505

      If you go there you would understand!!!

    • @Afreon
      @Afreon 2 роки тому +468

      That's pretty much what it means in modern English too. Grim could be used in "grim tidings" (bad news) or "mate, that's grim!" (that is disgusting) etc.

    • @Inkyminkyzizwoz
      @Inkyminkyzizwoz 2 роки тому +98

      @@Afreon Just like Grimmauld Place in the Harry Potter stories is supposed to sound like 'Grim Old Place'

    • @chri15-.-
      @chri15-.- 2 роки тому +4

      Hard to take your comment seriously when the place isn't called Grimtsby

    • @chri15-.-
      @chri15-.- 2 роки тому +4

      @@barbaralloyd7993 I strongly suspect you never have.

  • @zahrazarqaa
    @zahrazarqaa Рік тому +61

    1:49 "Mousehole" being pronouced "Mou-sel" MUST have been the inspiration for "Not Weaseltown its prounouced 'Weselton'!"

  • @trickvro
    @trickvro 3 роки тому +1637

    Nobody:
    Cars in eastern Somerset: "vrome vrome"

  • @lumbagogaming2129
    @lumbagogaming2129 3 роки тому +3627

    “Excuse me can you mispronounce Frome for me”
    “Portsmouth”

    • @Chongo_657
      @Chongo_657 3 роки тому +83

      Poursmuff I think you'll find thanks very much!

    • @WardyLion
      @WardyLion 3 роки тому +74

      That’ll do!

    • @WardyLion
      @WardyLion 3 роки тому +13

      @Tyler Yuan Frome!

    • @wintrwunderland
      @wintrwunderland 3 роки тому +7

      @Tyler Yuan Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

    • @mrpdofff
      @mrpdofff 3 роки тому +11

      I spat my tea out at this one....Hilarious !!!

  • @lmlmd2714
    @lmlmd2714 4 роки тому +436

    This is a 100% accurate depiction of how Brits see Americans.

    • @mikespearwood3914
      @mikespearwood3914 3 роки тому +7

      And Australians?

    • @Alkatross
      @Alkatross 3 роки тому +22

      I'm an American and your impression impressed me. You pretty much nailed it. Yee haw!

    • @DeusSalis
      @DeusSalis 3 роки тому +1

      Brits have eyes between their tooth gaps

    • @CCNYMacGuy
      @CCNYMacGuy 3 роки тому +19

      @@Alkatross Ah, but he didn't get to the few exceptions, such as for those of us from New York City who periodically throw in a EYYY I'M WALKIN HEAHHH to our YEEHAWs

    • @butcherofblav1ken874
      @butcherofblav1ken874 3 роки тому +2

      @@DeusSalis but do either of them have tooth gaps, also every child in England that has wonky teeth get braces free, completely free. About 30 percent of brits get braces

  • @johnpotts8308
    @johnpotts8308 2 роки тому +15

    When you work in call centres, you can really impress people by learning how to pronounce (and spell!) places like Corstorphine, Launceston and Bleanau Ffestiniog (though since it's been a while, I did have to check the last one).

  • @richardsmith2370
    @richardsmith2370 3 роки тому +624

    Just to add extra confusion. Aberystwyth is actually located at the mouth of the River Rheidol and the mouth of the Ystwyth is located just outside of the town in a place called Tan-y-Bwlch.

    • @richardsmith2370
      @richardsmith2370 3 роки тому +17

      @@thatotherted3555 when I first moved to Aberystwyth I thought it meant Pass of Fire and thought “wow that’s exciting.” One place around there I’ve never understood the meaning of is “Cnwch Coch” pronounced “CNOOCK CORK” with rhaspy Ks like in scouse. I know Coch is Welsh for Red, but never got to the bottom of what a Cnwch was, even after speaking to local fluent welsh speakers.

    • @eleanorcawte532
      @eleanorcawte532 3 роки тому +19

      @@richardsmith2370 interesting! I don't know any Welsh at all, but I just looked up cnwch as it reminded me of the Irish/Gaeilge word for hill, cnoc. According to wiktionary both descend from the proto-celtic 'knokkos' (hill). Cnocc in old Irish also would mean lump/swelling apparently, and a 'Wales Online' article says cnwch is a word for swell. So cnwch coch means red hill/swell/mound? :) all the best!

    • @richardsmith2370
      @richardsmith2370 3 роки тому +6

      @@eleanorcawte532 thanks for the info. That kind of makes sense, thinking of where the village is located.

    • @IndigoJo
      @IndigoJo 3 роки тому +9

      @@richardsmith2370 There's a part of Aberystwyth called Buarth Mawr (I lived there for my second year at uni, it's basically between the railway line and the A44) and I was told that it meant big hill. When I mentioned that the dictionary said 'buarth' meant yard, they told me, "no, that's a Northwalian thing".

    • @richardsmith2370
      @richardsmith2370 3 роки тому +8

      @@IndigoJo yes the difference between northwalian and southwalian dialects can be very confusing. I speak southwalian but I would say hill is “Bryn” in southwalian and Buarth is a enclosed space like a courtyard, walled garden or school yard. However Aberystwyth, being where it is, on the north-south divide does through out some welsh curveballs. I know a Farm near there called Troedrhiwlwba. Troed and Rhiw would come together to mean “foot of the hill” so I guessed the hill was called “Lwba hill” but the farmer who’s family has farmed there since the year dot said, “No! Lwba means middle-sized” so it means “Foot of the middle sized hill”. However, to this day I’ve never come across the word anywhere else.

  • @zommy5re77
    @zommy5re77 3 роки тому +330

    2:35 , sandwich is a town near me, and fun fact there is also a place called ham nearby. there is coincidentally a sign half way between the 2 that says 'ham sandwich' on it, and is also the most stolen sign in england

    • @Ravenesque
      @Ravenesque 3 роки тому +29

      I thought that honour belonged to the village of Penistone? (penn-is-ton) t
      the sign is now a literal piece of granite

    • @4oursword
      @4oursword 3 роки тому +8

      @@Ravenesque There's loads of Penistone signs and most don't get stolen - basically because there's fuck all there, aside from the name to laugh at! Source: used to live there, still find it funny.

    • @millomweb
      @millomweb 3 роки тому +4

      Is 'Lost' in Scotland ? I believe hat was/is famous for losing signs.

    • @nicholasalexander4743
      @nicholasalexander4743 3 роки тому +4

      @@millomweb ...As is 'Fanny Street', in Saltaire.

    • @millomweb
      @millomweb 3 роки тому

      @@nicholasalexander4743 Titus' daughter ?

  • @wilberforce95
    @wilberforce95 4 роки тому +1026

    "Excuse me, could you mispronounce Frome for me?"
    "Portsmouth."
    "That'll do."

    • @chrisoneill5599
      @chrisoneill5599 4 роки тому +8

      Gave me a good laugh that one! 😄

    • @LucidFL
      @LucidFL 4 роки тому +17

      Yes, that is the joke in the video.

    • @festethephule7553
      @festethephule7553 4 роки тому +1

      I don't get it.

    • @monkaeyes3417
      @monkaeyes3417 4 роки тому +6

      @@festethephule7553 its making a joke of surveys and how people can be very selective for their results.

    • @festethephule7553
      @festethephule7553 4 роки тому

      @@monkaeyes3417
      I'm sorry, but I still don't get it. What do you mean by selective in this case?

  • @Rishi26007
    @Rishi26007 Рік тому +17

    Both of you radiate a huge amount of stephen fry & hugh laurie energy.

  • @bens4044
    @bens4044 3 роки тому +467

    Subscribed after "Could you mispronounce Frome for me?" "Portsmouth."

    • @kralik394
      @kralik394 3 роки тому +1

      Me too

    • @user-rx9ny4yo2e
      @user-rx9ny4yo2e 3 роки тому +1

      Liar

    • @harroldyoungling1481
      @harroldyoungling1481 3 роки тому +2

      imagine listing to imagine but being covered by imagine dragons and this is left on for no good reason //ua-cam.com/video/fVJKfsRXUiw/v-deo.html

    • @effie1349
      @effie1349 3 роки тому +1

      @@harroldyoungling1481 why would I listen to Imagine Dragons

  • @MattColbo
    @MattColbo 3 роки тому +1645

    had a really good laugh at 1:25 hahahahaha

    • @iaw7406
      @iaw7406 3 роки тому +14

      I loved your tom scott video, who is next ?

    • @AVeryRandomPerson
      @AVeryRandomPerson 3 роки тому +33

      What's next? Basically A Jay Foreman Video?

    • @mickey4125
      @mickey4125 3 роки тому +7

      Oh hi, Matt!

    • @Jojozilla426
      @Jojozilla426 3 роки тому +1

      @@AVeryRandomPerson hopefully

    • @sallybradshaw4576
      @sallybradshaw4576 3 роки тому +13

      The fact that Matt watches MapMen is one of the least surprising things I've ever heard

  • @malcolmdale
    @malcolmdale 3 роки тому +502

    The lady Matilda de Belvoir
    was such a persistent decelvoir
    that the Bishop of Leicester,
    although he confeicester,
    would seldom, if ever, belelvoir.

    • @kittycatcrunchie
      @kittycatcrunchie 3 роки тому +4

      Why is this place called Beve...

    • @2760ade
      @2760ade 3 роки тому +10

      I live in Leicester, and have found that even some people born here, get that one wrong😀

    • @Tuck-Shop
      @Tuck-Shop 3 роки тому +7

      That is the most crazy poem I've ever read.
      Doesn't look like it should work but it does amongst other things

    • @MrJoeshipley
      @MrJoeshipley 3 роки тому

      @@2760ade I live in Leicester and I've never seen this poem before but it's brilliant 🤣

    • @davidguthary8147
      @davidguthary8147 3 роки тому +3

      For those finding this difficult to read:
      The lady Matilda de Belvoir
      Was such a persistent deceiver
      That the Bishop of Leicester,
      Although he confessed her,
      Would seldom, if ever, believe her.

  • @leocervidae
    @leocervidae 2 роки тому +128

    I got told in school the Normans also changed a lot of Anglo-Saxon place names that they struggled to pronounce, and were responsible for a lot of the shortening. They were also responsible for the very creative name “Newcastle”, named after the new castle they built there 😂.

    • @siarhian10
      @siarhian10 Рік тому +7

      The city I'm from was originally called "Castell Newydd ar y Wysg" which is literally a description of what was there at the time. This got shortened down to "Casnewydd". In English, it's "Newport", for some reason. there are a few explanations (wikipedia suggests the old port was the Roman one in caerleon) but as far as We're concerned it's totally unknown why it's called that. there wasn't even a dock there at the time.

    • @paavobergmann4920
      @paavobergmann4920 Рік тому +10

      Wie have like 200 places called "Neustadt" in germany...("New city"). Founding new cities was all the rage in the 13th century.

    • @yamao4938
      @yamao4938 11 місяців тому

      ​@@siarhian10maybe some medieval humour in there

    • @Satan-lb8pu
      @Satan-lb8pu 3 місяці тому

      And even french name pronunciation is apparently fucked. Beaulieu is not pronounced at all how it would be by french pronunciation rules

  • @bridgecross
    @bridgecross 4 роки тому +197

    It is true, every morning I wake up here in America and yell "ZIPPITY DOO DA!!"

    • @MsZsc
      @MsZsc 4 роки тому +10

      i wake up to the smell of maple syrup in canada

    • @randomnobody660
      @randomnobody660 4 роки тому +2

      @@MsZsc freshly delivered by your mail moose i assume?

    • @evedaser24
      @evedaser24 4 роки тому +4

      And it is true here in Australia that we wake up and shout 'Wooloomooloo', as we all do.

    • @bridgecross
      @bridgecross 4 роки тому +1

      @@evedaser24 Fairilee dinkabum, matey!

  • @pirouette5212
    @pirouette5212 3 роки тому +901

    Can't wait in 2200 people will just say, "can you hand me that Wrrrrr sauce?"

    • @Bacopa68
      @Bacopa68 3 роки тому +33

      I have some Wrrr sauce in my kitchen cabinet.

    • @donatist59
      @donatist59 3 роки тому +66

      Thanks to a grandson's mispronunciation we now call it "Shoosher sauce" in my family.

    • @hecatium4473
      @hecatium4473 3 роки тому +38

      Cyu hn m’tht wrr sos

    • @zeldadinosaur
      @zeldadinosaur 3 роки тому +7

      @@hecatium4473 Sos!

    • @francesatty7022
      @francesatty7022 3 роки тому +7

      Americans already do that

  • @Sceadusawol
    @Sceadusawol 4 роки тому +439

    "Try this one: Frome."
    *lives about 10 miles away*

    • @louiisez3563
      @louiisez3563 3 роки тому +8

      init i was surprised thats the most mispronounced

    • @YTPEXPERT
      @YTPEXPERT 3 роки тому +12

      Somerset is number one!

    • @Sceadusawol
      @Sceadusawol 3 роки тому +10

      @@YTPEXPERT I'm actually across the border in Wiltshire.

    • @pd4165
      @pd4165 3 роки тому +5

      I'm from Manchester yet I knew how to pronounce Frome. I just like knowing stuff, but I draw the line at Celtic names.
      There's always an exception to any rule (not necessarily, but it's a good get out).

    • @YTPEXPERT
      @YTPEXPERT 3 роки тому +4

      @@Sceadusawol I did suspect this. Still... Somerset is number one!

  • @Enjyu_666
    @Enjyu_666 Рік тому +21

    Brilliant! I remember when I first arrived in the UK and got teased on how I'd pronuce Leicester or Gloucester, mind you I already spoke and read fluent English 😂 and as a sensible adult what I did was, of course, tease my visiting English -speaking friends into the same game, except now I have no idea how to pronounce Southwark like a foreigner 😱 but I can still laugh at the botched attempts

  • @SportyMabamba
    @SportyMabamba 4 роки тому +248

    In MK (Milton Keynes for Americans and other Aliens) we have Woughton, Loughton and Broughton.
    Pronounced “Woof-ton”, “L-ow-ton” and “B-roar-ton”
    The town is only 50-ish years old but the villages who donated their names to districts range from Domesday Book onwards.

    • @danpreston564
      @danpreston564 4 роки тому +10

      Famously (to us in MK, at least) all the standard ways of saying those words. Weirdly, I couldn’t imagine any of those being said differently. Woughton is obviously Woofton. Loughton is obviously Lowton.

    • @gurrrn1102
      @gurrrn1102 4 роки тому +7

      /ˈləʊtən/ or /ˈlaʊtən/ though?

    • @danpreston564
      @danpreston564 4 роки тому +5

      @@gurrrn1102 its ow! Like you’ve been punched in the nose.

    • @torspedia
      @torspedia 4 роки тому +9

      Just to confuse it even more, with Loughton, as a Cockney speaker I'd pronounce it... Lau'en, lol.

    • @TheMajorpickle01
      @TheMajorpickle01 4 роки тому +4

      Fellow MK'er, Everyone I know hates how we say buckinghamshire, or phonetically, buckunamsher

  • @Well_Earned_Siesta
    @Well_Earned_Siesta 3 роки тому +633

    “Tourists who get it wrong risk being imprisoned, or killed”
    😅😂😂😂

    • @AdamTheMan1993
      @AdamTheMan1993 3 роки тому +30

      If that law became official then every American visiting Britain will be in prison by now

    • @bwiebertram
      @bwiebertram 3 роки тому

      @Gizio the Jackal al'n w'k

    • @arwahsapi
      @arwahsapi 3 роки тому +20

      Or sent to Australia

    • @spg1126
      @spg1126 3 роки тому

      Sad. Many such cases.

    • @ukevo
      @ukevo 3 роки тому +4

      @@AdamTheMan1993 Not a place name, but every history podcast by Americans pronounce Geoffrey as Joffrey.

  • @EddusPoet
    @EddusPoet 4 роки тому +121

    I grew up near Haultwick which is pronounced: “Artic” they just threw letters out at random and stuck with it.

  • @peterv6343
    @peterv6343 2 роки тому +2

    Your adverts are just as fun to watch as your shows! I never sit and watch all the advertisements but with your channel, I always do! Great job!

  • @vejovim
    @vejovim 4 роки тому +58

    American here. Your American accent at the end of the video is spot on. You sound just like my late grandfather. I cried a little. Oscar worthy.

    • @1218omaroo
      @1218omaroo 3 роки тому +2

      Yet, The attempt at an “Australian” accent was positively cringeworthy... LOL

  • @NexebNoXV
    @NexebNoXV 4 роки тому +2008

    "Could you mispronounce Frome for me?"
    "Portsmouth!"
    "That'll do."
    That bit got me so good I had to pause the video for a couple minutes to finish my laughing fit.

    • @NexebNoXV
      @NexebNoXV 4 роки тому +42

      An open letter to Loughborough:
      Dear Loughborough.
      Seriously? The "lough" rhymes with tough? No other place in your country does that as far as we know, so your name feels like a prank. Are you sure? Please check your records just to make sure.
      With love, America

    • @robspiess
      @robspiess 4 роки тому +31

      He should have pronounced it "Port's Mouth". Not only because "mispronouncing a completely different city" is funny, but because, American here, that's how I pronounced it for an embarrassing number of years, and it would just make me feel better. ... or worse, come to think of it.

    • @zero_gravity5861
      @zero_gravity5861 4 роки тому +7

      @@robspiess I think there are plenty of Portsmouths in America.

    • @Yotanido
      @Yotanido 4 роки тому +26

      @@NexebNoXV To be fair, the US has a couple weird ones, as well.
      Arkansas, for example. Especially bad since Kansas is a thing.

    • @wibbliams
      @wibbliams 4 роки тому +2

      Llanfairsomething

  • @andyzhang7890
    @andyzhang7890 3 роки тому +231

    I’ve never seen a video that simultaneously is so relevant to my interests content wise and fits my stupid sense of humour so perfectly...

  • @Flaminius_._GG
    @Flaminius_._GG 11 місяців тому +7

    7:48 the Australians would never say, "shrimp on the barbie" they would say prawn instead. Aside from that, this video is very GROUSE

  • @nathancreek6086
    @nathancreek6086 3 роки тому +745

    I feel like the people who conducted that Frome survey weren't asking people to pronounce Trottiscliffe (Troz-ley) because that has got to be the most confusing nonsensical one there is

    • @Forestgravy90
      @Forestgravy90 3 роки тому +45

      That simply needs to change

    • @millomweb
      @millomweb 3 роки тому +33

      Happisburgh, anyone ?

    • @HeidiLandRover
      @HeidiLandRover 3 роки тому +4

      @@millomweb Yes, one of my fovourites too :-D

    • @vincentmoon9187
      @vincentmoon9187 3 роки тому +45

      Sitting here cackling at how ridiculous that is. I thought Milngavie was bad ("Mill-guy")

    • @millomweb
      @millomweb 3 роки тому +7

      @@vincentmoon9187 Not 'mull guy' ?

  • @Saber_Lover
    @Saber_Lover 4 роки тому +158

    I swear they added another "map" in the intro.

    • @harleyokeefe5193
      @harleyokeefe5193 4 роки тому +18

      The do it a lot, watch season 1 of map men and they do little variations on the intro all the time

    • @phelpysan
      @phelpysan 4 роки тому

      And removed a man

  • @miketacos9034
    @miketacos9034 3 роки тому +399

    “Wrr” is if you’re feeling posh. Most locals just make a low guttural grunt.

  • @HypocriticalElitist
    @HypocriticalElitist Рік тому +2

    First video from your channel I've seen. You guys are... intense. I've never seen a UA-cam VPN ad that didn't suck before.

  • @corruptedminds5679
    @corruptedminds5679 4 роки тому +295

    What's worse is when those Welsh place names transplanted over to America where they somehow manage to get even *more* mispronounced

    • @dropit7694
      @dropit7694 4 роки тому +22

      Whats worse is that places that sound exactly how you say it and mispronounced anyway e.g. Bangor. Despite what southern english think its not "Ban-ger" from Bangers and mash.

    • @rosiefay7283
      @rosiefay7283 4 роки тому +17

      I've just been exploring New England in Google Maps and came across Swanzey. I mean, seriously? Still, if it gets people to pronounce it right, that's one thing, I suppose.

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG 4 роки тому +12

      @@dropit7694 Bangor in Wales or Bangor in Northern Ireland? Similarly, there are Newcastles in England, Ireland, and Northern Ireland.

    • @jackroutledge352
      @jackroutledge352 4 роки тому +18

      Bangor? I hardly even know 'or.

    • @maffleet
      @maffleet 4 роки тому +3

      @@qwertyTRiG There's also a Bangor Maine.

  • @victorharderson8782
    @victorharderson8782 3 роки тому +386

    As a Californian, that was the finest American accent I've ever heard.. I was absolutely convinced.. great video too

  • @SabreVDM
    @SabreVDM 4 роки тому +67

    Woolloomooloo is an actual town in NSW, so that Australian accent at the end of the advert has levels. Well played, Map Men.

    • @DanielHowarth00
      @DanielHowarth00 4 роки тому +4

      Its also arguably one of the hardest place names in aus to get right. Even for us locals

    • @rustynumbat
      @rustynumbat 4 роки тому +7

      @@DanielHowarth00 Mandjoogoordap in Perth required a wider freeway sign to fit, but it's pronounced pretty phonetically.

    • @jesserowlingsify
      @jesserowlingsify 4 роки тому +3

      @@DanielHowarth00 What!? Woolloomooloo is a super easy place name to say.

    • @freeman10000
      @freeman10000 4 роки тому +1

      @@rustynumbat It always cracks me up travelling south on the Kwinana Freeway to see the exit signs to Mandjoogoordap Drive.
      A beautiful local language.

  • @irynakalychak6821
    @irynakalychak6821 Рік тому +3

    This is hilarious! Can't how much time and effort went into recording this. Glad I came across this channel!

  • @zaker721
    @zaker721 4 роки тому +179

    This reminds me of a story I wrote back in high school. I created a character called Lord Bliscester of Nocestril Hall. At least my English teacher got it.

    • @ashgreninja7521
      @ashgreninja7521 4 роки тому +53

      Lord Blister of Nostril Hall?Peak comedy

    • @GiraffeFeatures
      @GiraffeFeatures 4 роки тому +8

      @@ashgreninja7521 let him live out his little ‘and then everyone clapped’ fantasy

    • @LawrenceSteps
      @LawrenceSteps 4 роки тому +6

      I, for one, found this hilarious.

    • @zaker721
      @zaker721 4 роки тому +6

      @@ashgreninja7521 Well, the sort of thing a high school kid finds funny, I guess.

  • @rlp1998
    @rlp1998 3 роки тому +165

    When it comes to the english language, i always recall what my old english teacher used to say, "there are rules, but everything is an exception to those rules"

    • @rachelcookie321
      @rachelcookie321 2 роки тому +7

      I remember learning the “I before E except after C” rule as a kid but every time I went to apply it to a word, that word would be the exception to the rule lol.

    • @ckl9390
      @ckl9390 2 роки тому +1

      @@rachelcookie321 Most of those exceptions are German in origin.

    • @bartolomeothesatyr
      @bartolomeothesatyr 2 роки тому +2

      @@rachelcookie321 Weird, huh? :D

    • @pingucraft95
      @pingucraft95 2 роки тому +1

      In my opinion thats even more true in spanish, specifically with the conjugation of verbs.

    • @Inkyminkyzizwoz
      @Inkyminkyzizwoz 2 роки тому

      @@rachelcookie321 When I was at school they taught us that it only applies when the letters make an 'ee' sound, but even then there are exceptions due to various foreign words that have been imported into the language - caffeine breaks the rule in one direction and concierge in the other - so I believe in 2005 they stopped teaching the rule altogether

  • @DanTheStripe
    @DanTheStripe 4 роки тому +150

    You've absolutely mastered the art of getting people to watch the adverts by choice. Fantastic.

    • @louistracy6964
      @louistracy6964 4 роки тому +1

      Not quite.

    • @BodywiseMustard
      @BodywiseMustard 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah no, I'm not submitting to advertisement for anyone

    • @danikq2525
      @danikq2525 4 роки тому +5

      @@BodywiseMustard so weak that you can't sit there for 2 minutes without buying something. do you close your eyes every 10 minutes when you watch tv too?

    • @alphabetaomega265
      @alphabetaomega265 4 роки тому +1

      They should open a marketing company

    • @andybowen1973
      @andybowen1973 4 роки тому

      @@danikq2525 or maybe he just doesn’t wanna watch an ad and if he has the ability to skip it they will

  • @unneccry2222
    @unneccry2222 Рік тому +4

    6:51 only Jay Foreman can break the fourth wall to make the story more believable

  • @GiraffeFeatures
    @GiraffeFeatures 4 роки тому +203

    I’m from Quernmore and considering it has a population of about 100 people to say I’m surprised it’s featured is an understatement...

    • @mihaelaenasoiu5481
      @mihaelaenasoiu5481 4 роки тому +3

      We Moldovans pronouce it Cuormă! :)

    • @LindaTCornwall
      @LindaTCornwall 3 роки тому +3

      Want to try a few Cornish place names, these ones are always interesting lol... Doublebois, Hewaswater, Tywardreath, Zelah, Caerhays, Perranuthnoe, Pelynt. Nothing like summer to bring endless entertainment as you get stopped and asked were X, Y and Z are! Half of the time you haven't even heard of the place they're asking for. It's not until they show you that you laugh and explain yeah it's pronounced blah blah blah.. For some reason Londoner's seem to have the most problems. The Welsh usually do the best job and don't usually have an issue as out languages were both so similar that they can usually see how it's pronounced or work it out.

    • @crazysilly2914
      @crazysilly2914 3 роки тому +3

      @@LindaTCornwall Cornish, Breton, and welsh were the inspiration for J.R.R. Tolkien's fictional elvish 'Quenyan' and 'Sindaren' languages

    • @ColossalDave
      @ColossalDave 3 роки тому

      Nice internet speeds though

    • @nicholasscyther8755
      @nicholasscyther8755 3 роки тому

      That's just a funny moment in the age of the understatement, to my mind)

  • @morganolai8926
    @morganolai8926 3 роки тому +681

    For those frustrated that the pronunciation of "Godmanchester" was not explained in the video, it's "Gumster".

    • @tito_zz9217
      @tito_zz9217 3 роки тому +182

      W H A T

    • @Jojozilla426
      @Jojozilla426 3 роки тому +17

      @@tito_zz9217 indeed

    • @jasonlee3247
      @jasonlee3247 3 роки тому +43

      The name comes from football fans’ exasperation:- “god Manchester United are on tele again!”

    • @timpattenden8915
      @timpattenden8915 3 роки тому +69

      I live next to Godmanchester and trust me no one has ever pronounced it Gumster. It’s either pronounced “God Manchester’ or ‘Goodman-Chester” by locals

    • @garycalvert2195
      @garycalvert2195 3 роки тому +16

      Having worked there most people call it God -Manchester not gumster did you know there is a stately home on the Main Street through!

  • @hueynsoe7586
    @hueynsoe7586 3 роки тому +598

    The city of Gotham is so corrupt, only goatman could save them all.

    • @shredcycles2003
      @shredcycles2003 3 роки тому +23

      I live 5 mins from there, it’s in Nottingham, and btw we see goatman on a daily basis I honestly don’t know what we would do without him

    • @Randomizer903
      @Randomizer903 3 роки тому +11

      Did-- did you just make a HermitCraft reference?

    • @k4four615
      @k4four615 3 роки тому +4

      Doc.

    • @azuredragonofnether5433
      @azuredragonofnether5433 3 роки тому +1

      You goatme. XD

    • @sian2513
      @sian2513 3 роки тому +3

      The buses there have the batman symbol on them, just to add to the confusion 😂

  • @suntzu3797
    @suntzu3797 2 роки тому +27

    2:49 the w is silent 😂 underrated joke

    • @pastapalads5598
      @pastapalads5598 4 місяці тому

      I felt like a genius when I got that joke… anchors, wankers, incredible.

  • @tjhc2397
    @tjhc2397 4 роки тому +74

    "Which was sensibly renamed Braintree" is the perfect explanation for a perfect name.

  • @hunnyboi67
    @hunnyboi67 4 роки тому +957

    Looks like Jay's just started his fourth year at Hogwarts

    • @ala0284
      @ala0284 4 роки тому +107

      “Harry potter and the year no-one got a haircut”

    • @iaw7406
      @iaw7406 4 роки тому +3

      I wonder if he is related to daniel radcliffe.

    • @AlecWindmiller
      @AlecWindmiller 4 роки тому +1

      @@iaw7406 no

    • @iaw7406
      @iaw7406 4 роки тому +2

      @@AlecWindmiller they have a similar ethnic background and they do look similar so its unlikely but still possible that they are related.

    • @MephLeo
      @MephLeo 4 роки тому +10

      @@iaw7406 Everyone is related to everyone else if you go back long enough.

  • @ekathe85
    @ekathe85 3 роки тому +228

    Seeing the names "Ordovices" and "Silures" in the map at 4:17 led me to discover that it's no coincidence that geological time periods were initially classified by british geologists.

    • @Yora21
      @Yora21 3 роки тому +20

      Geology was basically invented by Scots.

    • @ZGryphon
      @ZGryphon 2 роки тому +19

      And then along comes the Jurassic, which is named after a mountain range on the Franco-Swiss border...

    • @TheoHiggins
      @TheoHiggins 2 роки тому +8

      British geology really is incredible
      (Says the Geology student...)

    • @Red-in-Green
      @Red-in-Green 2 роки тому +3

      @@TheoHiggins And similar to New York’s, which is my favorite!
      (Says yet another geology student)

    • @PhilK114
      @PhilK114 2 роки тому

      British tribes who fought the Romans

  • @JASFMXL
    @JASFMXL Рік тому +5

    I love this channel and his british humour

  • @mattthebobcat2674
    @mattthebobcat2674 4 роки тому +153

    I’m an American trucker, and I *JUST* passed by Zzyzx yesterday. 😂

    • @alaricwilliamson5067
      @alaricwilliamson5067 4 роки тому +2

      Excuse me, by where now?

    • @mattthebobcat2674
      @mattthebobcat2674 4 роки тому +6

      Zzyzx (pronounced Zizzix), California 😂

    • @alaricwilliamson5067
      @alaricwilliamson5067 4 роки тому +5

      @@mattthebobcat2674 I can't, I just can't.

    • @pqrstsma2011
      @pqrstsma2011 4 роки тому +1

      @@mattthebobcat2674 is that a whole town's name? i thought it was just the name of a road (and a Katherine Heigl movie)....

    • @nick4506
      @nick4506 4 роки тому +4

      @@pqrstsma2011 unfortunately just a road in the desert. but we got funky town names as well like Rancho Cucamonga.

  • @andrewmole745
    @andrewmole745 2 роки тому +378

    I once read that Rome used to be pronounced “room” before the vowel shift that you mentioned. I vaguely remember that this is found in Shakespeare. So if so, we shouldn’t blame the celts when the pronunciation of Rome shifted and Frome didn’t.

    • @adolflenin4973
      @adolflenin4973 2 роки тому +21

      2400 : Worcester = Beep boop boop 😂

    • @thebandit0256
      @thebandit0256 Рік тому +4

      Actually people call it Roma

    • @JubioHDX
      @JubioHDX Рік тому +2

      @@thebandit0256 it was still closer to "room-a" than "r-oh-ma"

    • @kenshii7404
      @kenshii7404 Рік тому +1

      @@thebandit0256frome was originally frāmā, so it probably shifted to froma at some point

    • @IdbaTheGreat
      @IdbaTheGreat Рік тому +6

      Ah that actually makes sense, in Arabic Rome is called Rum - with a long pronunciation like in Room.

  • @andrewk9267
    @andrewk9267 4 роки тому +123

    Memes/jokes aside, absolute shootout to these lads for only putting out bangers, not a single bad video ever

    • @forwardslash1486
      @forwardslash1486 4 роки тому +5

      Quality over quantity...

    • @respectedgentleman4322
      @respectedgentleman4322 4 роки тому +6

      Yeah good point. We all complain about the upload schedule but you cant have it both ways. Plus how excited were you all to see a new map men on your UA-cam feed? Map map map map men!!

    • @theblancmange1265
      @theblancmange1265 4 роки тому +1

      Please don't fix "shootout".

    • @MephLeo
      @MephLeo 4 роки тому +1

      @@theblancmange1265 He did it... :(

    • @andrewk9267
      @andrewk9267 4 роки тому +5

      @@MephLeo lol I changed it back, I give the people what they want

  • @christophersilverberg4217
    @christophersilverberg4217 Рік тому +2

    There is a village called "Slutet" ("The End") in Sweden.

  • @YouTube
    @YouTube 4 роки тому +1178

    SO many phonetic boobytraps 🤨

  • @aadaman
    @aadaman 4 роки тому +47

    4th upload of the year, we’re so lucky

  • @Mole_45
    @Mole_45 4 роки тому +33

    A region of the town I'm from is spelt Caldmore. It took 15 years of living here to put two and two together and realise this was the place everyone was referring to as "Karma"

  • @hoid9407
    @hoid9407 Рік тому +4

    Oh wow I'd never heard of this channel, but between being a hopeless linguistics nerd and your dry humor, I'm DYING! You two are phenomenal, keep it up

  • @bengrace8808
    @bengrace8808 4 роки тому +106

    As an American, that accent was so flawless I instantly assumed he'd just been putting on an English accent for the rest of his career.
    But watching to the very end, it's clear he's actually Austrailian.

    • @electrostar5161
      @electrostar5161 4 роки тому

      He's british

    • @crazycjk
      @crazycjk 4 роки тому +19

      @@electrostar5161 surely not!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

    • @a39tortoise40
      @a39tortoise40 4 роки тому +11

      @@electrostar5161 Some one let the joke go over their head...

    • @electrostar5161
      @electrostar5161 4 роки тому

      looks like i knew that it was a joke

    • @Hakucho64
      @Hakucho64 4 роки тому

      Well played, Sir!

  • @marinodezelak1180
    @marinodezelak1180 3 роки тому +644

    As a Slovenian, the way you pronounced Ptuj, killed me, lol
    Needles to say, we pronounce the letters themselves completely differently, so it's not quite "P-Tu-dsh" lol
    It's more like Ptu-ee.. like you'd say pfui, but with a T instead of an F

    • @gormster
      @gormster 2 роки тому +148

      Ah yes, that classic English word, pfui

    • @marinodezelak1180
      @marinodezelak1180 2 роки тому +31

      @@gormster more German... I guess...
      Did you get it though?

    • @falpsdsqglthnsac
      @falpsdsqglthnsac 2 роки тому +20

      tbh ptuj sounds more like an english word than pfuj

    • @henrietteneuschwander219
      @henrietteneuschwander219 2 роки тому +23

      @@marinodezelak1180 I'm German, so I got it, I think. Thanks!

    • @swunt10
      @swunt10 2 роки тому +1

      @@gormster pfui is the word germans yell at their dog when he tries to eat shit. we have a word for everything..

  • @burningmatch09
    @burningmatch09 3 роки тому +437

    "We're the men..."
    "...and here's the map!"
    *Stands in front of a sign*
    WHY WOULD YOU LIE TO ME LIKE THAT? I TRUSTED YOU!

  • @Brandon-xp1ob
    @Brandon-xp1ob 2 роки тому +2

    Brilliant video! I was too scared to pronounce places out loud when i visited. We went to the Oxford area to see family. I'm American but my wife is a Spaniard and her sister lives in the UK with ber bf. Also went to bath. Cheers!

  • @carangeih6824
    @carangeih6824 4 роки тому +133

    Yeah - I live near Trottiscliffe, conveniently pronounced “trozley”. Oh Britain, never change.

    • @jlscoyserney
      @jlscoyserney 4 роки тому +14

      I was thinking about this the entire video. If it were more famous it would definitely beat Frome for mispronuciation. Made all the more confusing by the nearby Trosley Country Park.

    • @nathanoafc0132
      @nathanoafc0132 4 роки тому +18

      How the fuck do you go from Trottiscliffe to Trozley. My Surname is Radcliffe so can it technically be pronounced Radzly?

    • @sebastienh1100
      @sebastienh1100 4 роки тому +1

      @@nathanoafc0132 - watch the video, moron, mapmen have been working hard to answer your question.

    • @wyattsunkel1048
      @wyattsunkel1048 4 роки тому +1

      My American ass happy all the towns near me are Salish names and not European names.

    • @hattie2525
      @hattie2525 4 роки тому +12

      In Norfolk we have Happisburgh which is pronounced Ayz-bro. That sorts the tourists out!

  • @outerspace9392
    @outerspace9392 4 роки тому +124

    All of Mark's beard hair travelled to Jay's head

  • @YLCCOfficial
    @YLCCOfficial 3 роки тому +100

    For English you need:
    A base of Germanic Anglo-Saxon
    A healthy dash of Old Norse
    A huge “dollop” of Norman French
    Just a barely detectable hint of Celtic

    • @StandingRoom
      @StandingRoom 2 роки тому +4

      ...Why did I read that in Mrs Crocombe's voice?

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 Рік тому

      I thought it was just a novel way to get rid of your Christmas decorations.

    • @f1mbultyr
      @f1mbultyr Рік тому +2

      I hate how the term "Anglo-Saxon" ignores the linguistic and ethnic contributions of Juts and Frisians. It wasn't just Agles and Saxons!

  • @xolotltolox7626
    @xolotltolox7626 29 днів тому +2

    3:49 is such an underrated joke

  • @mattexists133
    @mattexists133 3 роки тому +86

    "and tonight we can expect to see heavy showers spreading in from the west into"..."wales" that one made me chuckle

  • @gohanssj48
    @gohanssj48 3 роки тому +388

    "But contains nonsensical phonetic traps that is impossible to predict." Wait, doesn't this applies to ALL the english language?!

    • @gotioify
      @gotioify 3 роки тому +11

      Yes

    • @pauliedoodle1939
      @pauliedoodle1939 3 роки тому +9

      Unless it’s US English. They altered the written English language to get rid of all the historical letters that are their for no reason and changed spellings so they are more phonetic. The only smart thing the Yanks ever did. Lol

    • @siratshi455
      @siratshi455 3 роки тому +41

      Anles it's US Inglish. Dhey altered the riten Inglish længwaj tü get rid of ol dhe historical lettas that ar dher for now rizon end cheynjәd spelings sow they ar mor fonetic. Dhe onli smart thing dhe Yanks ever did. Lol.
      So, remind me, wæt Americans did?

    • @_blank-_
      @_blank-_ 3 роки тому +35

      @@pauliedoodle1939 No, they just turned -ise into -ize, colour into color, centre into center. The rest of the language is still a confusing mess.

    • @stuckupcurlyguy
      @stuckupcurlyguy 3 роки тому +27

      @@pauliedoodle1939 lol they changed like five things and kept the rest ridiculous. All that was achieved is that there are now TWO standard versions of written English to memorise.

  • @azophi
    @azophi 4 роки тому +402

    I love how everyone's american accent is country, on purpose

    • @meowtherainbowx4163
      @meowtherainbowx4163 4 роки тому +18

      It’s kinda funny how rural Southerners represent us as much as people in our biggest or most politically influential cities. I suppose they’re just part of the stereotype, and they’re usually some of the most patriotic people (even some of those who fly Confederate flags, ironically enough).

    • @meowtherainbowx4163
      @meowtherainbowx4163 4 роки тому +13

      @B B Good points. I was kinda shocked when I first went to rural Kentucky and saw the Confederate flag outside some of the houses. I think people mean something different by it than what others perceive, but it’s just not a good symbol for the South, especially since bitterness over the Civil War lasted for at least a century from what I’ve heard.

    • @bobbobbobbob1215
      @bobbobbobbob1215 4 роки тому +6

      Don’t forget the classic Australian “shrimp on the barbie” stereotype haha. Never meet a single of my countrymen who has ever talked like that, yet is all over the West

    • @sunnya4310
      @sunnya4310 4 роки тому +2

      @@meowtherainbowx4163 Which is weird considering KY was not apart of the confederate states.

    • @meowtherainbowx4163
      @meowtherainbowx4163 4 роки тому

      @@sunnya4310 Yeah, that’s another thing that hit me. Hopefully, it’s an indication that it was meant to represent the South, not the Confederacy.

  • @Oscar92839
    @Oscar92839 2 місяці тому +1

    4:52 never thought I would hear mark say that

  • @SarahSmith-nr2wj
    @SarahSmith-nr2wj 3 роки тому +292

    We had some American guests to stay with us in the Cotswolds a while ago. They were so shocked that a small, local village was called Sheepscombe, pronounced sheep's-come

    • @johnjephcote7636
      @johnjephcote7636 3 роки тому +47

      I was told that my friend heard someone mispronounce Loughborough ('Luffburrer') as "Loogenburg". Well, how could he know?

    • @jackiedelvalle
      @jackiedelvalle 2 роки тому +41

      @john jephcote 🤣🤣
      Btw, I'd squish even more and say "Luff-bruh".

    • @ZGryphon
      @ZGryphon 2 роки тому +12

      I hope nobody told them about Scunthorpe.

    • @blackcountryme
      @blackcountryme 2 роки тому +6

      @@ZGryphon Which is the reason you cannot bad swear words on the internet!

    • @Silverythoughts
      @Silverythoughts 2 роки тому +10

      just wait till they hear about the village of Butcombe 😂