Jimmy Carr talks about wife beating on QI

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  • @liamfry327
    @liamfry327 10 років тому +1102

    This is probably the kindest thing Jimmy Carr has ever said

    • @chrisadventures143
      @chrisadventures143 7 років тому +25

      2017 checking in to confirm this comment is still valid

    • @XnarozX
      @XnarozX 7 років тому +2

      hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    • @yaser3636
      @yaser3636 7 років тому +3

      coming from reddit I suppose

    • @jacobthellamer
      @jacobthellamer 7 років тому +3

      r/funny - never heard of it...

    • @_gungrave_6802
      @_gungrave_6802 6 років тому

      It certainly is the polar opposite of his Malaria/Mosquito joke.

  • @RandomCarrot2806
    @RandomCarrot2806 5 років тому +111

    It's such a beautifully crafted joke. Incredible short, precise and with multiple layers at the same time.

    • @3starbadman
      @3starbadman 3 роки тому +3

      The man is a master of the fat free joke

  • @Marblez3
    @Marblez3 10 років тому +846

    This is why I love Jimmy. He doesn't avoid controversial jokes.
    Not to mention it was funny as fuck.

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 7 років тому +3

      Exactly. And live he is a whole lot better.

    • @LoudMouth_
      @LoudMouth_ 2 роки тому +9

      I used to love when comedians would to tell offensive jokes because they were funny, now they do it for clout. "My next special is going to get me cancelled" and then you watch it and it's their regular shit with a few trans jokes thrown in. Advertised like they were going to execute the queen on stage.

    • @bennylloyd-willner9667
      @bennylloyd-willner9667 2 роки тому +1

      He does get it right almost every time. Some comedians/others tho, use "comedy" as a cover to be genuinely disrespectful and that's just boring humourwise.

    • @nepdisc3722
      @nepdisc3722 2 роки тому +4

      @@LoudMouth_ the difference between Jimmy Carr and "edgy" offensive comedians is that Jimmy is a really clearly very intelligent man. He's also exceptionally good at carrying himself in a vaguely foppish manner of a "proper" well-off man and that adds extra layers to his comedy that some dingus in a graphic t-shirt can't achieve.

    • @PotatoMC1
      @PotatoMC1 Рік тому

      yes!@@bennylloyd-willner9667

  • @borismuller86
    @borismuller86 5 років тому +28

    “...though they don’t use the flaps for hearing.”
    What a way to start a clip.

  • @UpWithTheBirds23
    @UpWithTheBirds23 8 років тому +94

    Stephen Fry's reaction after Jimmy Carr's joke was priceless.

  • @17thSHIT
    @17thSHIT 9 років тому +340

    Honestly one of the best jokes I've ever heard.

    • @albertvanderstock5967
      @albertvanderstock5967 8 років тому +1

      e

    • @archbrooks-watson3137
      @archbrooks-watson3137 7 років тому +1

      Robotic Coffee I don't think I get it?

    • @SkateSka
      @SkateSka 7 років тому +9

      This is his best joke for sure. It's even got the deep undertone of men loving their cars more than the women they hit.

    • @taotoo2
      @taotoo2 6 років тому +2

      I suspect that is the actual joke intended.

  • @johanisu
    @johanisu 13 років тому +43

    "Though they don't use the flaps for hearing really." I feel like I've come in at the wrong point of a conversation.

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 3 роки тому +1

      Indeed. And neither do they use them for talking, although they are called lips

  • @macromeda3746
    @macromeda3746 9 років тому +150

    His face at 00:34, its like he's thinking "Oh shit, they know!"

    • @GarioTheRock
      @GarioTheRock 2 роки тому +8

      In defence of Phil Jupitus, that's just what it looks like when a fat man breathes.

    • @gaia7240
      @gaia7240 2 роки тому +2

      @@GarioTheRock I laughed too hard at that 😂

  • @RealityCheck6T9
    @RealityCheck6T9 9 років тому +62

    In one of his routines he says "if you don't like her now, you're not going to like her much with two black eyes". Seemed like he might have gone onto say that on this show, but I think he made the right call not to.

    • @docdaneeka3424
      @docdaneeka3424 8 років тому +7

      or it might just not have made the final edit...

  • @baadshepherd
    @baadshepherd 13 років тому +28

    And this is why Jimmy Carr is a comedian. Absolutely brilliant. Extremely quick witted, perfect for panel shows. He and David Mitchell should do their own panel show, occasionally featuring Bill Bailey and Rob Bryden.

  • @popc5245
    @popc5245 8 років тому +171

    Carr is the only one that can make this kind of jokes without being distasteful

  • @TumbleDwarf
    @TumbleDwarf 10 років тому +469

    I'll key his Carr.

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 6 років тому +6

      +Luke
      Luke, I'm not your father.
      But I dó want to advice you, to buy a diary.

  • @Darkens101
    @Darkens101 12 років тому +39

    All we can hope is that some potential wifebeater sees this, bottle of stella clutched drunkenly in one hand and says "I never thought of it like this. She does look shit when shes busted up"
    Jimmy Carr: social visionary

  • @KazeGaara89
    @KazeGaara89 13 років тому +14

    Stephen Fry's facepalm made this so much better as well. :D Love them both.

  • @Grumpydrawer
    @Grumpydrawer 9 років тому +24

    He does have a point in a way.

  • @aarrum
    @aarrum 13 років тому +23

    When Stephen Fry facepalms, you've done good sir.

  • @Samara.Weaving
    @Samara.Weaving 10 років тому +80

    He speaks for around 7 seconds and gets 7,000 + likes.
    Just fuckin' amazing :-)

  • @A1D4N1000
    @A1D4N1000 13 років тому +4

    Jimmy is just too funny,, I can never see them comming from him :D

  • @DocAcher
    @DocAcher 12 років тому +13

    "Society just got a tiny bit worse."
    XD

  • @wooders2206
    @wooders2206 Рік тому +4

    I mean he's got a point

  • @vonteflon
    @vonteflon 6 років тому +2

    I love the ensuing randomness when people upload QI clips and start with the ending of the previous segment.

  • @chocmilkshake24
    @chocmilkshake24 10 років тому +26

    He has a point there. Why harm the ones you love?

    • @elladatomegaleiosou
      @elladatomegaleiosou 9 років тому +38

      His point was , why harm your own possession.

    • @chocmilkshake24
      @chocmilkshake24 9 років тому +3

      ok i have to admit - point taken.

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 7 років тому +4

      Well, maybe I'm being too serious here...but usually to opress the person. And manipulate them.
      Wounds heal, it's not like you permanently bruised your wife..I mean, if we're going to continue on the 'possession'-thoughts here.
      And when your wife 'did something wrong' in your eyes, like overcooking the pasta, then that might be the last straw and since you feel comfortable and safe with her...in a way that she wants to help you and will support you...you'll also feel the room to lash out on her and take all your frustrations at work and outside the house..out on your wife.
      With the hopes of her 'not doing it again', like a creepy, agressive parent that's 'teaching' (abusing) a child.
      Which is ofcourse, very condescending...when you assume he treats his equal like a toddler.
      And to a certain point, feeling comfortable with anyone, enough to rage and scream at them, is a good thing, as long as the other person feels the same way. You might have 3 or 4 moment in your life where you feel safe enough to explode, scream, fight over nothing (not with mean insults, but with simple stubbornness) and then you return and you apologize. And the other person will know what you mean and will accept it. And you'll feel guilty and relieved and you'll make it up.
      However...if there are insults involved, or violence. If it's always óne person that does the screaming and blaming, while the other sits on the couch and cries...and the apology is not there OR involves phrases like: 'Well, if you hadn't-(etc.) I'm telling you this for your own good-(etc.) You should just try and pay more attention to- (etc.)' then it's an abusive relationship.
      So...bottomline...pent up anger..and the feeling that you are 'safe to do so' with your wife, because she'll "allow" you to do it and not get the cops or fight back.
      And since putting boundaries up áfter things already happened, is very difficult...the usual advice is just to get the fuck out of there.
      And once your boyfriend (or girlfriend) is showing behaviour like this, you should try and make clear that they can go jog a lap around town and come back, if they have pent up agression. And not take it out on you.

  • @teologen
    @teologen Рік тому +2

    I’ve never understood the “any answer condemns you” nonsense on the “have you stopped beating your wife?” question. You can just answer
    “I’ve never beaten my wife and I never will,”

  • @colmonhs
    @colmonhs 14 років тому +2

    JIMMY...
    the new spokeperson for social services !
    "Would you key your own car?
    Don't beat your own wife."

  • @jennie8908
    @jennie8908 13 років тому +2

    Lol not only Jimmy's joke but David reply... epic comedians!

  • @specialized29er86
    @specialized29er86 4 роки тому +2

    he does have a good point, 99% of wife beaters wouldn't get the joke

  • @EnoVarma
    @EnoVarma 2 роки тому +2

    Of course, for Jimmy's girlfriend "keying your own Carr" has a more layered meaning.

  • @jaytothelu
    @jaytothelu 8 років тому +2

    great joke and impeccable delivery

  • @JimmySteller
    @JimmySteller 10 років тому +129

    Surely the right answer to the question "Have you stopped beating your wife?" Is the answer, "I have never beaten my wife." Unless you actually have beaten your wife and then you deserve to be in the interrogation room.

    • @ikt123
      @ikt123 10 років тому +34

      Nein, because that's not answering the question, the question isn't "Have you ever beaten your wife?" the question is, have you stopped beating your wife? you have 2 possible answers "yes I have" which indicates you did beat your wife, and "no I haven't" which indicates you do beat your wife. Technically you could answer with a random word like "elephants!" but it's not an actual answer to the loaded question being asked.

    • @ikt123
      @ikt123 9 років тому +12

      Div Divlar That's the point...
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loaded_question

    • @ikt123
      @ikt123 9 років тому +21

      It's a fallacious question because it imposes 2 answers which can be both invalid. I feel like you're not grasping the fairly simple point of the question.

    • @ikt123
      @ikt123 9 років тому +5

      Can you link to where it's suggested in logic that invalid answers aren't answers at all?
      As far as I can see, the conclusion to the argument will be wrong, but that doesn't mean that the conclusion doesn't exist at all.

    • @TheKangLock
      @TheKangLock 9 років тому +5

      Couldn't you just say "No - I have not *stopped* beating my wife, because I never did beat her to begin with"...?
      It's answering the question while also clarifying the contents of the answer.

  • @Skeew1
    @Skeew1 13 років тому +3

    oh my god jimmy carr. i love stephens face. it looks like he's thinking "good god, why did i let him on this show!"

  • @morganandwong
    @morganandwong 13 років тому +2

    This is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. How does he come up with this stuff?

  • @rotraven
    @rotraven 10 років тому +22

    British people don't key their own cars?

  • @stenoch
    @stenoch 7 років тому +20

    I keyed my wife's car and she beat me up. Does that count for something?

  • @Mccampbellthomas
    @Mccampbellthomas 12 років тому +1

    It's like keying your own "Carr". Wow, that sounded better in my head

  • @Lunji
    @Lunji 12 років тому

    that's more of a reply than an answer.

  • @chrisash247
    @chrisash247 14 років тому

    What a quote

  • @YACKITY
    @YACKITY 12 років тому

    Don't worry you made your point clear, and I guess you are right.

  • @olwerXL
    @olwerXL 12 років тому +1

    0:33, he's like "Fuck, they're on to me.".

  • @kitzlaihel
    @kitzlaihel 13 років тому

    Thank you for making your comment long enough.

  • @Webofscience
    @Webofscience 12 років тому +1

    "Though they don't use the flaps for hearing really"
    Wonder what they were talking about just before...

  • @JeanySullivan
    @JeanySullivan 12 років тому

    LOL true! I wish you had been in the show to point that out! :-D

  • @meme18me
    @meme18me 12 років тому +1

    I think what David means is that when everyone laughed or possibly when Jimmy Carr made the joke, society thinks that domestic abuse is a not-too serious offence. I'm sorry if my opinion didn't translate too clearly. I had trouble trying to 'word' it.

  • @Sabrowsky
    @Sabrowsky 6 років тому +2

    as horrible as it seems, he has a point.

  • @gan9e
    @gan9e 12 років тому

    0:45 the Jupitus brain-gasm kicking in there...

  • @olwerXL
    @olwerXL 12 років тому

    I stand by my previous statement.

  • @Mayna00
    @Mayna00 12 років тому +6

    Series E, episode 5, Eyes and Ears.
    =D

  • @SirRippy
    @SirRippy 12 років тому

    Thx, just found it.

  • @Aiviymatoc
    @Aiviymatoc 3 роки тому

    if my car suddenly stopped working and drove me somewhere i didnt want it to go id probably key it too

  • @qubaan
    @qubaan 12 років тому

    this is why I pay for british tv channels, best comedians ever !

  • @deadvodka
    @deadvodka 3 роки тому +2

    "Keying your own Carr" is he referring to self-harm?

  • @GlamourKillsTian
    @GlamourKillsTian 12 років тому

    @pamchirathivat Jeremy is the epiphany of humour! Everything that comes out of his mouth is hilarious even when he's dead serious

  • @Archie_Gradian
    @Archie_Gradian 13 років тому

    Only the picture on the back wall prevents the first line from sounding REALLY pervy in context D=

  • @richardhawkins2647
    @richardhawkins2647 6 років тому

    "Though they don't use the flaps for hearing really!"

  • @z3r0t0l3r4ns
    @z3r0t0l3r4ns 13 років тому +1

    To all of you who don't understand analogies:
    At no point did Jimmy Carr suggest that women are objects or property, the analogy he used could only be found offensive by overly sensitive (aren't they all) feminists looking for any excuse to hate men.

  • @gulllars
    @gulllars 12 років тому +1

    Nope, any answer does not condemn you.
    "I reject the premise of your question" is a fully valid answer, showing you saw through what the questioner intended and sets up for a riposte.

  • @zapkvr
    @zapkvr 7 років тому

    Beating your wife is like keying your own car. Alright then.

  • @uiruu
    @uiruu 12 років тому

    I was about to argue with you until that last sentence. I tip my hat to you, fellow America-locked Anglophile.

  • @Hoffmanniac
    @Hoffmanniac 12 років тому +2

    Chubby David was still usually pretty ranty.

  • @arnold08
    @arnold08 13 років тому

    @eldudio Indeed, but it's also difficult to try and share that we really enjoyed a specific part or punch line without typing it out, and getting people to 'agree' by thumbing up.

  • @baadshepherd
    @baadshepherd 13 років тому

    @Niall2A It was about the size of elephants ears being for cooling purposes, not hearing. Basically a lot of blood is able to sit in an area with a massive surface, when they beat their ears they are cooling themselves off. Charlottebraille was entirely right.

  • @trje246
    @trje246 12 років тому

    Carr's timing is grand

  • @BowmanHath31
    @BowmanHath31 14 років тому

    jimmy carr & david mitchell on the same team??
    i need to find this episode

  • @JaketheJust
    @JaketheJust 11 місяців тому +3

    He’s absolutely right! You are stupid if you break your stuff

  • @justincronkright5025
    @justincronkright5025 Рік тому

    0:25 - I think the 'I have no information on that subject (my beating my partner/wife) at this time', is the best a politician could do.

  • @drrdragoss
    @drrdragoss 12 років тому

    no, but Im glad I rondomly stumbled upon one

  • @Brynwyn123
    @Brynwyn123 12 років тому

    Stephen Fry and David Mitchell are my favourite comedians. I'd go as far as to say they are my favourite people, come to think of it.

  • @hockey6408
    @hockey6408 12 років тому

    People will no doubt get a stick up their ass about this. Can't we just laugh at it? It's just fucking hilarious.

  • @Rhenium314
    @Rhenium314 14 років тому

    @ituyok it was about why elephants have large ear flaps. the answer was they use them to cool rather than hear

  • @markfox1545
    @markfox1545 Рік тому

    'Have you stopped beating your wife?'
    'I've never beaten my wife or any woman, stop asking such ridiculous questions.'
    Question dealt with.😊

  • @0ccamsRaz0r
    @0ccamsRaz0r 13 років тому

    @SMDeathwind yes I agree that is the correct answer, but they mean actually answering the question condemns you either way not stepping back and attacking the validity of the question.

  • @baadshepherd
    @baadshepherd 13 років тому

    @spitfirexftw I'm pretty sure this was from E as I think they were talking about elephants at the start of this.
    Apparently Series 5, Episode 8 so says MissPompousTwat.

  • @RichieDcik
    @RichieDcik 12 років тому

    He uses that joke in his stand-up routines

  • @KellixD
    @KellixD 12 років тому

    A chubby Stephen Fry talking to a chubby Jimmy Carr and a chubby David Mitchell.

  • @qarahiyo
    @qarahiyo 12 років тому

    Why should a joke be explained? If you dont get it - you dont get it.

  • @tml4873
    @tml4873 13 років тому

    @ypperlig89 It's not a "laugh track", there's an actual audience there.

  • @poilboiler
    @poilboiler 8 років тому +7

    In Terry Pratchett's book I Shall Wear Midnight "rough music" refers to a lynch mob. And according to that book: yes, yes it does.

  • @FaceTheQwazaar
    @FaceTheQwazaar  12 років тому +1

    @GlamourKillsTian
    why would you replace the best person in the world with the loudest?

  • @morphman86
    @morphman86 7 років тому +14

    Goes double for Jimmy. I guess nobody in the studio caught on to that joke though.
    "It's like keying your own Carr"

  • @WailingCoconuts
    @WailingCoconuts 13 років тому

    Lol at the mindfuck at 0:33

  • @h4724-q6j
    @h4724-q6j 6 років тому +2

    That happens to be the same attitude that the Romans had for their slaves.

  • @kevfulchester
    @kevfulchester 13 років тому +2

    It's unusual that Jimmy brings his A-list of offensive jokes to QI, which is what makes it even funnier... :)

  • @pdlbean
    @pdlbean 13 років тому

    @McD419 QI! Every episode is on youtube if you look hard enough. :) awesome show. you should definitely check it out.

  • @awfwal
    @awfwal 12 років тому

    Elephants, I believe.

  • @IamNickilos
    @IamNickilos 12 років тому

    he said keying his carr, which could be a sexual euphemism.

  • @Ravage017
    @Ravage017 12 років тому

    @GlamourKillsTian WHAAAA--? The guy next to Alan is a beast!

  • @rosewell1983
    @rosewell1983 12 років тому

    did jimmy say "...ist like keeying your own car?"

  • @NicosMind
    @NicosMind 12 років тому

    @GlamourKillsTian I like Phil but must admit that every time Clarkson has been on the show hes been very good

  • @tml4873
    @tml4873 13 років тому

    @ypperlig89 If it's modified, I agree, it's stupid. I wasn't paying close attention to the detail of the laughter.

  • @nils119
    @nils119 13 років тому

    @karmaofgood thanks man, but metallicafannick allready made it clear to me: it's sarcasm. totally makes sense, assuming that "i like to think i can help" is a commonly used phrase (which i didnt know before)

  • @charlotteBraillie
    @charlotteBraillie 13 років тому

    @Niall2A
    Probably something about elephants using their ears for fanning themselves.

  • @cvde95
    @cvde95 13 років тому

    I would very much love to know which episode this is (and perhaps a link to the full episode?)

  • @alanbrown667
    @alanbrown667 6 років тому

    Cars don't answer back

  • @birh
    @birh 13 років тому

    If you didn't like her before, you aren't gonna like her with bruises.

  • @Shiro2809
    @Shiro2809 12 років тому

    I'm surprised we haven't stolen more shows like this yet.

  • @BassLiberators
    @BassLiberators 12 років тому

    if by 'all' you mean '2 out of 5 of them'

  • @jimmyhayers
    @jimmyhayers 13 років тому

    @Dungarth How can you be an ex Cambridge graduate? They have still graduated from Cambridge, they are all Cambridge graduates.

  • @kisbie
    @kisbie 13 років тому

    @baadshepherd If you ever saw 10 O'Clock Live, you might think twice about that wish.

  • @elgostine
    @elgostine 12 років тому

    @GlamourKillsTian replace phil jupitus, with clarkson?

  • @Umbra451
    @Umbra451 12 років тому

    While Michael Jackson and Elvis do a duet in the background.

  • @Karius7
    @Karius7 12 років тому

    @FaceTheQwazaar She just stated she'd switch anyone but Alan. (meaning not Alan)
    If anyone, I think I'd only prefer to switch Phil with Jeremy...
    Simply because I feel Clarkson has been really rather good in his QI appearances.