11:29 "Everyone knows it is only comedy if it comes from the joke-producing region of France. If it does not come from the joke-producing region then you just have to call it sparkling wit" -- Angela Barnes, best French joke of 2019
Loved that. I'm starting to keep track of great one-liners. Here was another recent one I enjoyed... "Our entire civilization is living like a middle aged alcoholic who's just starting to realize the trouble they caused, but still drinks." -Duncan Trussell - Bigfoot Hunter
It’s really telling that the people on this show can so accurately skewer American culture when most Americans (myself included) barely know anything about UK culture/politics
Do your parents know you are watching adult programmes on utube??? Cor blimey what the actual feck is the matter with humans... leave it out... children are annoying
“It looks like the sort of stag do where at the end of it a homeless person gets killed.” That’s a very succinct description of the whole Conservative Party right there.
Classic mainstream British humour. Complain about everything and everybody. No solutions, just cynicism. Just a jaded, been there, colonised that, population.
@@scottlewington8439 LOL, the irony of whinging about all the whinging shouldn't be lost on anybody. Anyway, it's not comedy's job to provide solutions and no one would give a flying fuck about solutions from the public anyway, so your whinging is just as pointless as everyone else's.
The unlikely lines from a horror movie would have been a great opportunity for Milton to reference a bit from an earlier episode: From the makers of Nosfera-one...it's Nosferatu .
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be easy on him, he once had a near-death experience he was on holiday in Kent at that time, as he once spoke candidly about this ... found himself walking along a tunnel towards the light. At the end of the tunnel, a foreign man greeted him "bonjour", which in Milton's eyes was unfair as he thought he had led a good life ... oh wait, it was a near-europe experience in response to euro-skepticism
First I felt kinda sad when I heard Milton re-use a joke in his stand-up bit, but then he absolutely rocked every second of screentime. That man's just magic.
I had almost a half a foot of grass growing in the feet ares of the passenger's seat. The whole foot area. "Where else in the car is half a foot of grass meant to grow, but in the feet area" "HA!" *THIGH SLAP*
Whoever the last one on is, they drive home the laughs by cutting to the other comedians laughing at every joke too. They don't put those shots in for the first one up. I'm sure milton just has a better agent to make sure he's the 'headliner' every time he's on. He's sometimes funny.
@@herpderpherpd no one was forced to do the standup, it was a chance to showcase one's standup without having to wait for Edinburgh...cor blimey what the actual feck is the matter with humans, just post made up shite for fucks sake
they cannot harm you, they cannot draw blood or strike you. if you allow them they will cause you pain. you must choose to allow the words to cause you pain, they are only words.
if you're laughing you're learning. I keep abreast of all the latest political chaos with Satire Shows. they're concise, with a zeitgeist view and you get smarter almost by mistake. MockTheWeek, HIGNFY, ReaL Time with Bill Maher, Colbert, Meyers, all satire all the time.
i dunno, depends on the party, maybe you arrived late and there's already someone in the corner with a lampshade on their head and ppl are drinking ouzo outta shoes
@@felixking6634 ... Paying taxes require maths. The fact you don't know this suggests you have never paid taxes and that, my friend, is quite worrying.
19:56 I know why Corbyn was in Peterborough, cos labour triumphed over the Brexit party, but if I'd seen him there I would have loved to have walked up to him and punched him in the face 😂😂
33TimberWolf I think he is very much par for the course. About as funny or unfunny (humour is subjective) as the rest. The fact that you don’t find him funny is perfectly reasonable and understandable. The fact that you think he is only on because of Pride, however, is very telling. Don’t be that guy, it’s very old hat and just tedious!
these guys just steal jokes from memes and re write them. no respect for their art just selling easily digestible political jokes that they saw online the day before
Ed Byrne still fucking unfunny, and "Hunt For Next October" is just one of the many examples why. Harry Potter reference, very topical. Angela proving time and time again why she was just "TALKING" to the vacuum cleaner. Pavarotti would be thin now, he died in 2007.
"A homeless person herring killed," should NEVER be a punchline. How fucking disgusting. For fucks sake, what kind of fucked up people are you? Those are someone's loved ones. They were children, once. Oh, and some still are.
Ed Byrne still fucking unfunny, and "Hunt For Next October" is just one of the many examples why. Harry Potter reference, very topical. Angela proving time and time again why she was just "TALKING" to the vacuum cleaner. Pavarotti would be thin now, he died in 2007.
11:29 "Everyone knows it is only comedy if it comes from the joke-producing region of France. If it does not come from the joke-producing region then you just have to call it sparkling wit" -- Angela Barnes, best French joke of 2019
Loved that. I'm starting to keep track of great one-liners. Here was another recent one I enjoyed...
"Our entire civilization is living like a middle aged alcoholic who's just starting to realize the trouble they caused, but still drinks."
-Duncan Trussell - Bigfoot Hunter
That would apply over here across the pond as well, only it feels scarier. I think the drunk in question has the car keys.
Can't wait to hear it in French by a French comedian
That is a fantastically written joke!
I think France is the biggest joke of 2019 although the uk comes a very close second.
"The shopkeeper said 'Have a nice day' and I didn't. So I sued him."
One of the most concise assessments of my country's culture I've ever heard.
I know it is true, but it sounds weird coming from a foreign country.
Fuck 'em, we'll sue. The American battle cry.
That and Ed Gamble's, "I am a true American, cut me and I will shoot you in the face."
It’s really telling that the people on this show can so accurately skewer American culture when most Americans (myself included) barely know anything about UK culture/politics
“These are just words” is my favorite heckle of all time.
I think this was one of Angela's best episodes 👍
ed's hair is short. Milton's is combed. something is very wrong with the world.
@John the Bastard no. But it adds
turdl38 is this some sort of alternate reality?
Nah. Tom and Dara are still bald
Do your parents know you are watching adult programmes on utube??? Cor blimey what the actual feck is the matter with humans... leave it out... children are annoying
@@datgrrl5698Okay crazy person.
“It looks like the sort of stag do where at the end of it a homeless person gets killed.”
That’s a very succinct description of the whole Conservative Party right there.
Classic mainstream British humour. Complain about everything and everybody. No solutions, just cynicism. Just a jaded, been there, colonised that, population.
@@scottlewington8439 LOL, the irony of whinging about all the whinging shouldn't be lost on anybody. Anyway, it's not comedy's job to provide solutions and no one would give a flying fuck about solutions from the public anyway, so your whinging is just as pointless as everyone else's.
Or the opening scenes of "A Clockwork Orange"?
I'm 48% sure the only way Jeremy C Hunt can become physically aroused.
16:22 Ed knocks it out of the park with "who's bringing down that average".
Tom should have said "Not Me".
"It's got to come from the joke-producing region of France!" :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
This show was hitting them out of the ballpark!
I find her a bit hit n miss usually but she was on fire this week
Angela was sparkling wit this time :)
This one worked.
But the synchronized swimming thing....
Hahah
The unlikely lines from a horror movie would have been a great opportunity for Milton to reference a bit from an earlier episode: From the makers of Nosfera-one...it's Nosferatu .
That's *exactly* what I thought!
Yes!!!
From the makers of Mange one....
A symbol on my arm that can't come off. From the makers of Tat-one... Tattoo!
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Thank you so much. We in the US need laughter.
What you need is good tv programs 😂😂😂
I’m still trying to work out what reality Milton lives in.
the fifth one on the right, just down from the Mayhem Maelstorm
be easy on him, he once had a near-death experience
he was on holiday in Kent at that time, as he once spoke candidly about this ... found himself walking along a tunnel towards the light. At the end of the tunnel, a foreign man greeted him "bonjour", which in Milton's eyes was unfair as he thought he had led a good life ... oh wait, it was a near-europe experience in response to euro-skepticism
When you find out, ask what is their policy on imigration.
It seems a happier one than the one we're stuck in.
One closer to us than the POTUS
I LOVE Eds affrontage at UNKEMP grass 🤣
Unkempt
Just once I want Dara to call it a draw...
Thank you for uploading!
thanks! fab episode. loved Toms stand up bit about schools, especially that ending.
cannot get enough of tom's standup challenges! vocal fry has never been so hilarious.
Great episode, everyone is on fire. Not missing ANY other comedian 😊
Only missing james acaster !!
11:30 - wow! So clever! And the follow up is genius!
First I felt kinda sad when I heard Milton re-use a joke in his stand-up bit, but then he absolutely rocked every second of screentime. That man's just magic.
I had almost a half a foot of grass growing in the feet ares of the passenger's seat. The whole foot area.
"Where else in the car is half a foot of grass meant to grow, but in the feet area"
"HA!" *THIGH SLAP*
This is how you fill in a tax return
This is how you mend a broken heart
This is how you tell a estate agent to f off
Omg Tom is friggin hilarious 😂🤣
thak you for these, Suzanne. very much appreciated.
loving Ed's haircut
Thank you.
This is one of the best seasons to date. Every episode is excellent.
Lmao @27:49 So unexpected xD probably his best one yet
Brilliant..appreciate for the uploads suz.
great thanks
Tom allen was fab this episode
Have you noticed that the stand-up challenge almost always includes Milton, if he's there? And that he almost always the last one to perform on it?
Whoever the last one on is, they drive home the laughs by cutting to the other comedians laughing at every joke too. They don't put those shots in for the first one up.
I'm sure milton just has a better agent to make sure he's the 'headliner' every time he's on. He's sometimes funny.
No...no I have not...
Love Tom allen
Cheers for uploading pet :)
Who’d heckle Milton? One cool Guy
such a good time!
Who takes the time to come to a video like this and downvote it ?
Have Dara O'briain's neighbours talked about what it's like to live next to Archvillan Gru from Despicable Me?
They are all dead
Gru is CGI dude. Megabus wouldn't let Dara break contract to do the role.
You have to send your children dressed as minions at Halloween wouldn’t you?
@@padredelaverde and there it is!
Milton's comment!! Boss!!
So weird to see Ed with short hair.
Yeah, I'm not used to it yet. It looks ... odd.
yeah, my very first thought was "dude, wtf did Ed do to his head?"
He's had it like that previously in series 5
Who's the new lady? She was on point :)
Sophie Duker
Aside from prenonucing machismo wrong she was on point
@@konstantywilczynski8650 her pronunciation of machismo was the correct UK English pronunciation. Its not important though.
... it's just sparkling wit g e n i u s
Cheers
Even Milton's heckles are confusing.
angela was the mvp tonight!
Tom is hilarious
Nobody going to mention Milton farting at 4:20
Did ya notice the look Hugh gave him?
I love Tom Allan, but if he's only got this lovely old piece, why not show us Sophie Duker in the stand-up challenge?
(And add my voice to chorus of thank yous.)
It's up to the performer if they want to do the stand-up challenge.
It sucked in the early seasons when they forced people to do it.
I am all for showing more sophie duker, what a smart ,fit lady ;)
@@herpderpherpd no one was forced to do the standup, it was a chance to showcase one's standup without having to wait for Edinburgh...cor blimey what the actual feck is the matter with humans, just post made up shite for fucks sake
Anyone else think Angela looked like a sailor? 😂
These are just words
they cannot harm you, they cannot draw blood or strike you. if you allow them they will cause you pain. you must choose to allow the words to cause you pain, they are only words.
Watching from Canada. Live that Uncle Fester is hosting a game show
Re: Tom Allen:Maths, yes but in the US, we have more than one sport. 😉
Ed said: "Trump's strike against Iraq." not Iran. Still got it right somehow.
I love Dara O'Braian, but...holy christ, if ever a man was born to play Uncle Fester in an Addams Family reboot.
Thank you.
Altought this is actually episode 6 not 5 (date is correct, episode number wrong).
26:45 That is disgusting and funny
Still get more sense from mock the week than gov
What do you people think would happen if Boris entered the Downingstreet 10 office for the first time and a picture started coughing at him?
Ia there an audience?
Mock the week should just be the British government
Dunno if u saw Johnson on HIGNFY but he was fun
Think this is the first time Angela has had to carry a team by herself. Hugh and Milton were shit this week.
if you're laughing you're learning. I keep abreast of all the latest political chaos with Satire Shows. they're concise, with a zeitgeist view and you get smarter almost by mistake. MockTheWeek, HIGNFY, ReaL Time with Bill Maher, Colbert, Meyers, all satire all the time.
4:22 Was that a fart I heard?
I worried about asking, but I don’t get Milton’s duck-pancake joke...
duck/pancake // famous tasty Chinese food
Brian van Haaren Thanks. I’m unfamiliar with that
Cocked up and loaded. Or, is it, cocked up because lne is loaded🙄
I reckon if you walk into a party with your Henry hoover, you get sectioned pretty quick
i dunno, depends on the party, maybe you arrived late and there's already someone in the corner with a lampshade on their head and ppl are drinking ouzo outta shoes
@@CorvusCorone68 I see your point, I did once drink a small barrel of ale out of a slow cooker with a crazy straw
10:46
I’d like to see a U.S. edition of Mock The Week on HBO, in association with the BBC.
I suggest Jim Carrey as the host.
Do the US do panel shows? I’ve never seen one
@@amberkelly3187 we do have panel show only we call them game shows. Not very funny, not very entertaining.
We have them occasionally but they don’t last long. Chelsea Lately, @midnight,etc.
Hey Tom! If you do math right the first time you only have to do it once.
Felix King Ah we over here do our taxes annually not just the first time. Understandable confusion.
@@crissycrossgaming I said MATH not TAXES
@@felixking6634 ... Paying taxes require maths. The fact you don't know this suggests you have never paid taxes and that, my friend, is quite worrying.
When will the American version come out or has our governments conduct in general excluded rational comedy?
Mike Kennedy there’s is something like what they do at the end. It’s Called who’s line is it anyway but it just the last part
@@wisard666 - it was created by the same people
Sorry mate, but I think this format just wouldn't work in the US. Though, I'd be happy to be wrong if it did.
All the notes in front of them... hmm..
Nosfera - 2
Manchester City - 1
With people like Sophie Duker, you can clearly understand why MTW was cancelled.
For the record, her name is Sophie Duker. She's black, female and bisexual (like me!). I think she's funny. If you don't? Quiscumque.
Nobody asked.
19:56 I know why Corbyn was in Peterborough, cos labour triumphed over the Brexit party, but if I'd seen him there I would have loved to have walked up to him and punched him in the face 😂😂
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I used to find Milton Jones the funniest thing in the world and now I find him painfully unfunny and I have no idea why
FFS please ditch the 480p its 2019
Be thankful this copyright content is here at all
Go tell it to someone who gives a shit
Jesus WAS Jewish.
Not Angela, damn.
Is there a filter that would let us skip anytime Tom speaks? I know it’s “pride month” but can we try casting an actual comic?
33TimberWolf I think he is very much par for the course. About as funny or unfunny (humour is subjective) as the rest. The fact that you don’t find him funny is perfectly reasonable and understandable.
The fact that you think he is only on because of Pride, however, is very telling.
Don’t be that guy, it’s very old hat and just tedious!
I like him.
Can't stand Tom Allen, sounds like he is whining and complaining now matter what he says, unwatchable because of him.
these guys just steal jokes from memes and re write them. no respect for their art just selling easily digestible political jokes that they saw online the day before
Ed Byrne still fucking unfunny, and "Hunt For Next October" is just one of the many examples why.
Harry Potter reference, very topical.
Angela proving time and time again why she was just "TALKING" to the vacuum cleaner.
Pavarotti would be thin now, he died in 2007.
"A homeless person herring killed," should NEVER be a punchline. How fucking disgusting. For fucks sake, what kind of fucked up people are you? Those are someone's loved ones. They were children, once. Oh, and some still are.
Ed Byrne still fucking unfunny, and "Hunt For Next October" is just one of the many examples why.
Harry Potter reference, very topical.
Angela proving time and time again why she was just "TALKING" to the vacuum cleaner.
Pavarotti would be thin now, he died in 2007.