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You mean a 911? No, a 111.
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Please contact Porsche Centre Willoughby to arrange your 911, or P111 Porsche Service. Located at 445 Willoughby Road, Willoughby NSW 2016, Australia | Phone: 02 8966 6900 | Email: service@porschecentrewilloughby.com.au
They missed the opportunity of adding a scene with the farmer plowing a field with the loaner car.
bottom of the car after striking a rock (Unibody: Has left the chat)
I thought that too
LCaddy Studios *BA DUNK SCREEEEEECH* ßise
Noah Innenberg nah more like rooster tails of dirt as the car redlines
That dog looks like he's having the time of his life!! This should be a one-time thing though.
..
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"Porsche service can I help you?"
"Hi. I am having trouble with my transmission."
"What model is it?"
"Tiger P"
Lol, good one!
Ayyy quality comment
Porsche's first electric car？Taycan？No tiger P
Oof
@@TYIN9668 Wasn't that actually the Porsche P1?
Meanwhile, Nissan is like. "Oh, you need an oil pan for a 2006 Altima? We discontinued that part. Go find it in a junk yard."
i mean yea cause they all belong in the scrapyard, things are shite.
Accurate
Almera is worse...mine was building year 1998 and i lost my shoe because the floorboard silently thought: fuck it im out...
Freaking chevrolet.
They couldn't get a map sensor for my 2004 Astra.
Yeah, Renault kinda took the best parts of Nissan and didn't put anything worth having back into the company. They're the only JDM I would never buy
The man found that the repairs would be too expensive so decided to cut his losses, and trade in his tractor for a 911 instead.
In decent condition the tractor prob is worth more^^
@@bootlegcaesar7481 well, the starter is broken in this one for a start 😄
@@bootlegcaesar7481 the tractor starts with a failed starter, magic cant be appraised
Your probably right. I wonder how much a starter is for that thing. And i can't imagine how much the tractor itself would be worth. A lot, im guessing.
Maybe i inherit a porsche diesel standard from a Neighbor because i help a lot on his farm
"...Uhh yes I wanted a spare engine for the Porsche"
"What model is it"
"Ferdinand"
Aaaaand a transmition as it broke after 100 km
@@tomassanz2003 i Think you mean a Transmission that Broke After 100.000 km
@@loewenstark2969 big Nazies war machines had notoriously weak transmission. Ferdinand was one of them.
Loewen Stark no late war transmissions broke very easily
@@Ironpine27 they used electric engines to move, internal combustion engine to generate power.
“Porsche customer service how may I help you?”
“I need a new body”
“A what?”
“For my Porsche Type 64 1939”
Hello Porsche, i need a new front armor plate for my Panzer 8 Maus
A Porsche type VW38 would be more fun...
@@jonv.6213 hello, is his Porsche?
I'd like a new main turret for my p1000 ratte.
@@djwethat2679 xD
@@yuurichito1439 lmg no longer mounted. ;'(
"Hello my Porsche is having trouble starting"
"What model is it?"
"Lendkreuzer p1000 Ratte"
*Client was banned*
With the size of the thing you should probably call the Kriegsmarine support
@@cuchococh4977 ахахахахах, а по русски?
That lad has some luck just to even _have_ one.
KGB wants to know your location
Should have used the Tsar Tank....
"Man, remember in the good old days when we built diesel tractors?"
"Yeah man, almost as good as that time we built tanks for the Nazis!"
"Wait, what did you just say?"
And Volkswagen along with Mitsubishi for your pacific theaters... I mean markets.
"It not the tank part that's the problem bob it's who we where supplying and yes you heard me correctly"
A German company made something for the German government lol like obviously
The German Kubelwagon was a military version of a Volkswagen Thing.
@Lawnmower Guy lol Ferdinand Porsche was literally a member of the Nazi party who designed and built tanks for Hitler under the Porsche company.
It’s all fun and games till the Porsche Tiger comes in for service.
They would just bring out some old manuals they still keep in case Hitler comes back and gives them business opportunity.
LoL
She needs a new pair of tracks and torsion bars
needs some new bodywork, got blown up by an anti tank mine.
@@skorpius2029 from your lips to God's ears.
Imagine bringing the Ferdinand Porsche tank destroyer, aka "Der Elefant"
The real Porsche ♥️
Transmission issues again?
@@placeholder7213 ja, ze transmission ist kaputt, again.
@@hanchen4721 Hans we need to blitzkrieg to the Porsche Dealership to get some partz
@@marvinnolte9707 and Anschluss Paris Afterwards
"Porsche service can I help you?"
"Hi, I having a trouble with the Porsche engine on my vehicle"
"Ok, what Model is it?"
"Vk 100.01 P"
Ok now this is epic
Came here to see all the Ferdinand memes but didn't expect to see a Mauschen reference... Good job sir, keep it up
Mine is The Ferdinand
you mean VK 45.02 (P)?
@@dmitrijvoitenko7588 They aren't the same... The one you mentioned is the Porche Tiger, the VK 100.01 P was a blueprint for the Tiger Maus project
Lamborghini should've done a sketch like this one, tractors are an important part of their history
I think they still make tractors. But the car company and tractor company are different, like volvo cars and volvo trucks are different companies
They still make them, and they’re not expensive at all, it’s just another tractor in italy you see the all over the place. It’s a division of Lamborghini called “Lamborghini trattori” which translates literally into “Lamborghini tractor”
Meanwhile at Yamaha:
Konichiwa, is that a seadoo, tennis racket, trumpet or motorcycle?
It's a piano
Motorboat
You know the Drums they build? Pretty awesome
- It’s a bass clarinet
- ok, what is the problem?
Its a 1969 nippon gakki fg acoustic
“You mean 911?”
Funny that I got this recommended to me on 9/11 2020
Glory Gone I just realised this .. woah
Not only you........
@@LUMlNOSITY check your calendar everyday pls
Oh... :D
Same😂😂
"Porsche Service, how can i help you?"
"Hello, i got some electrical issues with my Porsche Hybrid SUV"
"Which Model do you got? Macan or Cayenne?"
"Neither, its a Sonder-Kraftfahrzeug 184 JgdPz Ferdinant"
"..."
"hello?"
Sport Utility Vehicle is a matter of opinion here it seems
Totally unrealistic, didn’t even catch on fire while climbing a ramp
@@thedeeds2939 lmao
@@TlalocTemporal I guess that it isn't very sporty when on fire.
they should given a tractor except car !
"Porsche service can I help you?"
"Hi. I am having trouble with my transmission."
"What model is it?"
"Ferdinand" =)
* burning sounds in the background *
@Subscribe to me For free cookies wait a minute... aren't you the guy who said porsche didn't create tanks and I completely destroyed you? lmaooo so ironic
That hit deep don’t do my little Ferdinand like that he strong Boi with good Gun
Oh yes. A man of culture
"Porsche service how may i help you?"
"My vehicle got stuck in mud"
"okay what model is it?"
"Porsche Tiger"
i dont think thats... whatever...
*bursts into flames*
*ITS DONE IT AGAIN* *automotive club noises*
@@thomasawl i see "girls und panzer referrence" you're a weeb as well
*THERE ONTO ME*
The Porsche part was so expensive he just got a new Porsche instead
This 😆😆
If you drive Porsche, you don't care about money. That's why i drive BMW :-O
@@jogie63 if you drive Porsche you want the best and care about technology 😮BMW is straight shit, made for showing off when there's nothing to show off. And breaks down every fucking second, first car was a bmw btw I'm talking from experience
but above all, we'll sell you the new car
Lmao 😆😆
"renault costumer service how may i help you"
"Can you repair my transmission"
"What type of car sir"
"Its FT-17"
"porsche costumer service how may i help you"
"Can you repair my Volkswagen Beetle"
"Sir this is Porsche costumer service"
"I know"
ah yes
i get it
Curb your carbon emissions
God damn it its the 4th time this week hans!
😂
Ah i see you're a man of culture as well
This is called a good salesperson.
He just went there to repair his tractor but the salesperson made him buy a car.
It was a loaner. We need to get hay off the back 40 before it rains and the bottom land plowed by lunchtime.
A swindler
it seems dumb but I've gotten a brand new Mercedes loaner when i took in my 1987 that was worth about 2 grand so its just a loaner
Shame they dont film him receiving the bill.
If this actually happens, i dont think porsche would charge him at all. But this comment got me weak
I bet farmers in Germany got enough money to not give a hell about bills for equipment service
konstantin88181 What the hell?
😂😂😂 Gud one.
konstantin88181 um no! Im from Germany
"Put twin turbos on it"
-that one dude
"Porsche Service, how can I help you?"
"Help me to fix my Tiger Porsche and my Panzer VIII Maus!"
“I want this serviced.”
“Here, take this part and do it yourself”
The farmer probably knows how to fix it better than any of their mechanics.
LMAO
@@ryanbroguy just unscrew the old, screw the new it's not rocket science.
It's tractor science
he was asking for maintenance, so oilchange, coolant change, brake fluid etc. he wasn't asking for repair. that's why they handed the part to him, yet still he left the tractor, for the fluid changes.
I believe they are implying the car he drove off in is a loaner (maybe also implying he buys it?) and mr. dealshipman was just showing him the part.
That tractor is probably worth more than the car.
not really
Uryendel Tractors in general are getting the highest recorded values at auctions right now. While Porsche 911's are, shall we say boring? If the Porsche P111 isn't worth that much perhaps it should be.
A porsche tractor goes from 3000€ to 40k€, so that's still way cheaper than a 911 cabrio
Not in the USA
meow rage Do tell? What's not?
"Hello, I have a problem with my Porsche."
"What Porsche do you own?"
"A hybrid"
"Ah a Cayenne Hybrid"
No. A Lohner-Porsche Mixte Hybrid 1898
Isn't the Taycan all-electric?
@@N4SCARfaN Yesh. 🤣🤣
“Porsche Service how may I help?”
“I have a problem with my Vehicle”
“What is the vehicle called?”
“Jagdpanzer”
Which Jagdpanzer
@@speedcat5477 Stug. 3 G
(I am good with the Wehrmacht and stuff but not the Panzerdivision)
maybe jagdpanther?
We're a a Jagdpanzer God damnit, and we hate you
0:48 I love how he points at the picture and pats the guy on the back like "good luck finding that!"
Owiko7 fact
I know his pain, when I worked for Volvo Trucks I once spent a full day searching for engine parts for a 1935 Volvo LV76. They usually exist but can be a nightmare to find.
LMAO I laught
Owiko7 Your comment had me laughing for days LMAO
ynoht25 you mean PV?
Edit:D### i did my research and man I feel bad for ya 😔
This advertisement has been a complete success, it's been in everyone's recommendations. The team that made it deserves a promotion.
yeah, they absolutely knew four years ago it would get recommend in 2020 by the youtube algorithm...
Looks remarkably like an older advertisement by Renault, though!
Fucking seen this 2 time love it. i’ll buy a one car when i get money
ayyy
Want to like your comment but likes are at 911
0% cringe
0%trying to impress teens
100% a great ad
You sure? The actors all look so fake with their smiles, it's cringy
The fuck kind of benefit would they have by impressing teens anyway
@@tonylee1667 Idk but most of the companies try to do that nowadays
@@лигњослав I mean most teens dont have the money to buy a Porsche
I’m 15 and I love this ad, others maybe not
"The quality of a relationship may often take years to be recognised"
Lemme just screenshot that, don't mind me
Imagine this is Mitsubishi
“Hi how can we help you?”
“My wings are having issues.”
“Do you mean the wing on the trunk lid?”
“No my 787’s wings seem to be damaged.”
"my type99 cannon got jammed"
A6m
787 is a Mazda ain't it?
Guardrail Lover no it’s an airplane
@@sethsteener oh ok
Don’t forget Lamborghini.
“Hey can i get my Lambo fixed?”
“What Lambo, sir?”
“The 1st one.”
“Miura?”
“No.”
“Then what?”
*” t r a c t o r”*
I just learned that Lambo still makes tractors and that's like the funniest shit.
Finally a Lambo I can take offroad
@@thatcopenguy I used to drive a lamborghini tractor to suply the cheap with food :)
The new lambo tractors are expensiv af
@@thatcopenguy They made trucks too.
@@barrylinkiewich9688 Wait... what?
Elon Musk:
-My car is stuck
Tesla: what model?
- A Tesla roadster
Tesla: where is it?
It's stuck on earth's orbit
Yes,a space team is heading to there
Actually it flew by mars, so it is a heliocentric orbit
@@SgtShnackendale bruh who needs money anyway
@@SgtShnackendale well yeah it did a mars flyby a few months ago so good luck with that
Well he can tell himself sitting in his Space X seat to expect a call from himself when he's sitting in his Tesla seat to send a space vessel out to get the Roadster back!
"Can I order a new ammunition load for my Panzerkampfwagen V? My old one is broken."
"Your what?"
Huhhh, hello?? Yeah, I called beacause my Porshe has had a transmition problem. Yeah. Hmm. Yes. Model? Oh its a Panzerjäger Tiger P Ferdinand. Hello? Hellooo??
Oh henrich will have to go deeper into the archives for that
@@jojoposter Hey, maybe grandpa Hans can help...
Get the flamenwerter
@@jojoposter FUCK THAT
Hahahaha
Why did I get this recommended ON SEPTEMBER 11 OF ALL DAYS
Same lol
Because yes
Same bro
Slight reminder that they make 911
@@ivanbima5877 nice🔥
How to look important, presented by Porsche center manager: *Fancy pointing at monitor*
"Hello porsche, it seems I'm having overheating problems"
"Certainly, no problem bring it in first thing tomorrow"
Rolls up in a kubelwagen
Kubelwagen was a VW as far as I knoe
@@bartoszkrawczyk3946 true but ferdinand porsche was associated with it so it’s not *completely* wrong.
Ferdinand Porsche led VW until he started Porsche itself iirc
The kubelwagen was a modified armoured car based on the vw beetle platform and was created by porsche as ordered by Adolf Hitler himself
@@bartoszkrawczyk3946 Well porsche ist Part of VW Sooo. also the Designer of the kdf wagon was Designed by ferdinand Porsche. So there ist a good Connection .
That old man sure takes good care of his tractor.
it's actually his car
Ye he does
i am the 1000th liker
"911 is the best" - Admiral Aladin
Lol nadal say that, not aladeen
Well not a flying carpet but a plane
911 2012
@@rifatbashirah6347 *hyperventilating intensifies*
admiral general dont forget!
Apple would just say “out of warranty to no fix 4 u xd”
"We service porches"
"Yes but mine's a tractor"
"Did I stutter?"
Service's also available on tanks, which we will offer a very... special team that experts its engineering.
I generally dont call a car dealer for porch service
Meanwhiele at mitsubishi:
-Welcome to mitsubshi customer support, how can i help you?
-Hello, my AC does not work
-Ok, what model is it?
-Srk35
-Excuse me, what model is it?, is it an suv?
-No, its my air conditioner
-
HAHAHA IMMA FUCKIN DO IT
Don't they also make elevators
MY ZERO IS ON FIRE
Mitsubishi has a boatload of appliances, vehicles, electronics that they manufacture.
How about calling about Hitachi tools with the Magic Wand needing service? "It's the HV-251".
It's a cabriolet!
john lee ... technically, it is probably a speedster. Cabriolet typically has a folding top.
john lee i
Well
My best ever comment thanks guys!
"Hello i would like to service my mitsubishi"
"sure what model?"
"Jet towel hand dryer"
....
The only thing missing from this is the farmer trying to hook up a plow to the 911
Can i bring in my rare Panzerkampfwagen VI Tiger (P)
VK4501(P) / Porsche Typ 101
4LifeGamer hahaha you made me laugh
Well bring a Ferdinand as well
4LifeGamer Bring a Jpz too
Bring the tiger 2 while you are at it
Can I bring maus?
Meanwhile at Mitsubishi:
Operator: "Hello how can I help you?"
"Yes, my Type 0 Model 21 is having issues with the fuel injector"
Operator: "Excuse me, umm, what model?"
"Oh yeah, sorry. A6M2b"
Operator: "Uhhh"
"Also she makes some wierd whistling sounds when in idle"
Well, only luxory companies do Staff like that,
I hear that mercedes might be Able to make parts for DB601 engine.
But it wuld be nice if mitsubishi culd do the same.
we would try to scrape some parts for your planes from us carriers.
"oh yeah why Is there explosive in the cockpit? Is it suppose to explode when the plane crash into something?"
Yeah my used crj900 keeps making a turbine sound idk if thats the turbo or something from the exhast that broke
Had to duxk duck go it, but it was worth it.
It's very emotional when a Porsche tiger comes in service
“Porsche service how can I help you?”
Hi, my suspension froze because I left my Porsche outside during a snow storm
“Ok, what’s the model?”
“Tiger P”
"I'm sorry, the warranty doesn't cover invading the Soviet Union"
When will people learn not to invade Russia (Soviet Union) during winter. I swear if aliens ever invade Earth they will be stopped by their winter.
@@christopherortega800 winter didnt work for them against finland
@@nevize6660 that was soviets invading, not the other way around. Also soviets won the war so I think that still worked in their favor
@@verqu3450 True but it was a fail.
"Your model?"
"Tiger II."
"mom can we have porsche?"
"We have porsche at grandfather home"
*Porsche at grandfather home :*
A lot cooler than a modern porsche🤭
😂
@@Albert1tein this.
@@Albert1tein
And in that condition worth alot more than most modern porsches too
Would not even be mad.
"Hello, my Porsche isnt starting"
"What model is it?"
"vk 4501 (p)"
Underated 😂😂😂😂
"Porsche Help Centre, how can we help you?"
"I have an electrical defect on my vehicle"
"What Model is it?"
"Skoda 14T"
"Ummm..."
(if you don't unterstand just search for Skoda 14T, and you'll find a rather interesting surprise)
Is there anything Porsche doesn't do?
Phones?
@@halfgecko3202 its a train
@@matthplays-2312 no for what they don't do
@@halfgecko3202 oh, sorry. Didn't realize that's what you were responding too
UA-cam algo: Here is a Porsche ad.
Me: Writing $400 rent check that is ready to get bounced.
Rolls Royce Customer Service: "Hello- How can I help you?"
Customer: "I've got a bloody oil leak!"
Rolls Royce: "I'm sorry to hear that, Sir. Any other issues?"
Customer: "Yes! I'm losing altitude too..!"
Rolls Royce: "... I'm... excuse me..?"
Customer: "And I can't shake this damn 109 on my tail!"
Rolls Royce: "..."
Customer: "Hello??"
Rolls Royce: "Understood Sir, Continue on heading 280 at 400 feet. 3 Squadron have been scrambled to intercept. "
BMW customer service : "how can I help you "
Pilot : "engine's loosing power at 4500 m . "
BMW: "sorry to hear that . Any more problems ?"
Pilot : "got two yaks chasing in on my six "
BMW : " Roger that continue current heading and sending fighters to your current location to intercept "
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂
@@theesotericenvoy5694 yes,indeed
This is my favourite version of the difference makes 😂
Lol, thats better than the video
"Porsche Service, how can I help you?"
"I'm having trouble with my hybrid vehicle"
"Which vehicle is it?"
"Lohner-Porsche Mixed Hybrid"
Lohner-Porsche is the world's first hybrid vehicle. It was built by Ferdinand Porsche in 1900, when he was just 25 yrs old
“Stock Images” the Movie 🍿
"Hello I'd like to book a service for my 2009 Megane"
"Sorry, that car is too old to be serviced at our centres"
Porsche:
Hahahah Sorry my english is very bad but lisent , my car is clio 1997 and i buy new components for this today "news" is news really. i , from spain and i thinking help you with your "clasicc car" jajajajajaja
m.autodoc.es/recambios/renault/megane
@@y..vv.3229 😂😂
@@davonmulder8458 espainglish
1:09 damn that positive camber tho lol
Always stay positive
the only acceptable type in my opinion
that was the thing back then. I have a 1917 and a 1927 model T ford and they have big positive camber. the Bugatti's, Auto Unions, and all the 20's race cars and road cars did this. almost all the auto manufactures road and race cars in the 10's and 20's had insane positive camber. kind of a fun and interesting time in the automotive world.. and yes all the tractors of that time had insane positive camber but meh I dont give a shit about tractors.
sangh1120 xDDD
#stancenation
I got this recommended more than 3 times
He's gonna regret that...
That'll be $68277,99 - We hope you bring your 111 back sometime!
Not really, parts for a Porsche Tractor aren´t as expensive as you think they are, i would say, this whole thing would maaybe cost at max 350 Euro
@@Drache191200 you're forgetting the service costs :)
@@Drache191200 labour would be through the roof. Well in my country it would
@@rooboty7137 in wich country?
@@nathanbombardo same goes for you, wich country you are in?
People: Search 911 to learn about September 11th
UA-cam: Oh! People want to see Porsche adverts!
Seems good to me, flawless logic.
well, to be honest, most of the world writes the date as 11.9., so 911 is the Porsche for us
No one gives a fuck about you're fake bullshit that your own govt did to you . People are awake from that shit...get over it.
@@panda4247 well, to be honest, nobody writes month before the day, except americans and a couple of other countries. Btw, how did that even happen?? Some piligrims just said: "Screw them, we'll write month before the day, because we can!" or what?
"Porsche customer service, how may I help you?"
"I am having some trouble with my transmission"
"What model is it? "
"Enigma"
Won't lie, this is actually really great for an ad.
Any real farmer would change the starter himself.
Exactly
Right, given that the part is the starter, any real farmer would have had the tractor dead out in a field somewhere. Which begs the question how did he start it in the first place?
It "sometimes" has a problem
Farmboy1544 most of the times starters don't broke down right away, they usually start failing more and more till getting completely stuck
Riezig maybe he didn't find the parts himself if he doesn't have a smartphone or a computer of some sort
I wonder if Lamborghini would still work on its tractors?
They still make tractors
Dara Bradley they still make them..
Omar Nunez Well, they aren't actually made by Lamborghini, but by a Deutz-Fahr. They just paint them silver and put Lamborghini stickers to sides, and make a few other changes. They're still pretty good looking tho.
Mike Stroz we have a Lamborghini tractor at oud farm😂👍
Not if you go to a Lamborghini car dealership. Lamborghini Automobili (the supercar company) and Lamborghini Trattori (the tractor company) are two different companies. They were started by the same person, 15 years apart, but are otherwise completely unrelated in terms of business. Lamborghini Trattori still exists today as part of the SAME Group. I'm sure they'd be happy to help with an old model.
I honestly thought this was an ad til i realised I have adblockers and checked to find this was recommended...
This is probably the one and only car ad that I like. This is pretty great advertising.
Customer: “Hi, my vehicle has a fuel leak, can I bring it in?”
Operator: “sure, what model is it?”
Customer: “it’s a Panzerkampfwagen VIII Maus.”
Operator: “...”
*hangs up*
I mean, I'd hang up too. Because there's no way that thing's going to even be able to get there.
@@VestedUTuber Maybe if the destination is at the bottom of a hill it's plausible.
I need a new fuel tank
@@cnutsack
The issue is more the size. The Maus was bigger than an Abrams, particularly in length. You'd have a lot of trouble just getting it down the road, assuming you can even find street-legal tracks for it.
@@VestedUTuber What I meant is that, you could probably get it to slide down a hill.
Plot twist: His now in the hospital after hearing the repair cost
Yep
Nah fam, at max 350 Euros in repair
@@Drache191200 350 for the parts, maybe. Repair tho...
In few times they do it for free
You know farmers make bank right?
This reminds me of a Renault ad when the guy comes in with a really old van.
They are all awesome.
That was honestly one of the best commercials I've ever seen
"My engine is smoking and making funny noises"
"What type of car is it?"
"A Porche, a Ferdinand"
"Sorry, what?"
"A Ferdinand, It's a tank destroyer, I need a new engine for it"
"????????"
*upgrades to elefant tank destroyer* “I still need a new engine”
Go collect more silver, you lazy!
[Look at the tech tree table]
F**k!
Profile pic makes it better
Doesend the ferdiand tank by porsche have a maybach engine like the other tigers?
@@rodati5615 yes it does but has electric traction motors instead of a traditional gearbox
How’s a sports car gonna help him at his farm while his tractor is at service. Give the man another tractor for gods sake.
Nicholas Jensen As Lamborghini could do.
www.lamborghini-tractors.com/it-it/trattori/gamma
Who said a Porsche can't do what a tractor does
@@LillaVya won't even grip the mud in the paddock.
@@OffGridInvestor that's where the off-road wheels come into play
In that condition it looks more like a collectors item rather than a work horse.
Imagine being Porsche and thinking "yeah let's make a nostalgic commercial, nothing in our history to worry about."
That grin when hes in the 911 is priceless some car ads are actually really good
Sometimes car makers make such beautiful ads that deserve a LIKE even from the competitors
and who are you?
Alex he is a romanian guy
Victor Balaj nu;)
Cameleonul MentaVerdeXD but then you remember Porsche built tanks for the Nazis
Well thats not what they are now known for so I don't really care...
"Hello, this is the General Electric service department"
"Hi, I'm having trouble with my GE appliance"
"What type of refrigerator, sir?"
"F-18C"
@@erincarson8998 brilliant
“What is the problem sir”
“My aim 9x is hung up”
"GE parts department, how may I help you"
"Yeah, you got any parts for a fuccin uhhhh, American Locomotive Company RS-1?"
i am always happy when i see a company valuing, remembering and showing its history!
until someone calls asking for Tiger P parts
this seems very satisfying to me randomly
"The quality of a relationship may often take years to be recognised."
UA-cam took that a bit literally i guess
Imagine bringing them a Tiger p being like my transmissions out.
You mean it didn’t catch fire?
Or the turret sticks.
Yeahah boy, don't forget the Ferdinand and Maus
Hans ze transmission broke
But knowing it has a lifetime warranty.; )
That guy asserted 100% dominace
Fun fact: the bill for the starter kit was 45’000 dollars. Thank you Porsche...😂
Customer: "Hello, I'd like to get a tune up on my Yamaha."
Dealer: "Sure. What seems to be the problem?"
Customer: "Well It's missing some keys, one of the pedals is broken, needs three new wheels, & it's way out of tune."
Dealer: "Is this for a trike?"
Customer: "No sir. It's a Yamaha C7 Grand".
Dealer: "Hold on..."
Dealer: "... Did you just say "out of tune"??
That was good😂
you win the award for best original comment...
I get it bc Yamaha made some trikes and scooters in the 90's and now it changed to a keyboard shop
@@TheSoundCrafterCompany "Keyboard-shop"? How dare you disrespect Yamaha like that! :(
@@poppi4975 i dont know the real name of it sry
"Hello, Saab service how can I help you"
"I want to service my JAS 39"
"Your what ?!"
"My JAS 39"
"You mean 9-3"
"No I mean my warplane"
"audible confusion"
nah they'll totally understand, it's too recent. More like "I want to service my J-21"
a fighter
JAS 39 Gripen
They probably provide services for 35 Draken as well
@@ivanbima5877 they do still build planes
Tbf, Saab do still supply parts for their old aircraft like the Sk50
"Hey my hood doesn't close anymore"
"what model of car is it?"
"Type 60K10"
Plot twist: the man actually gave the 911 for service and porsche gave him the tractor as his vehicle untill his car got serviced
Why is no one talking about how he answered the question obout the type of bodywork with "cabrio"?
It's a nice touch.
Because none of us speak Italian
@@littlemisspipebomb4723 yeah this is the exact reason
@@haydarhaspolat5819 well if you know so much Italian, please tell me what it means
@@littlemisspipebomb4723 it means drophead
@@haydarhaspolat5819 and what does that mean?
"Hello, My Mitsubishi has some issues with the oil pump"
"Ok, you can bring it in for service. what model?"
"A6M... it's an older model"
"...well should be no problem"
"Ok, do you have some space?
"a mitsubishi space star as a replacement car
? yes.."
"no.. space for landing..."
"what?"
"..what?"
Make sure its not Mitsubishi Hawaii
A6M doesnt need space for landing.
@@loldd4797 Banzaiiii
@@loldd4797 Uh, yes it did! You needed a long runway to land it. You see, the Mitsubishi A6M2 "Zero" was an legendary Japanese World War 2 fighter plane. It was deadly at the start of the war, but by the end of it, it was a death trap thanks to the F6F Hellcat, P-51D Mustang, and the F4U Corsair.
@@joshuabrown3525 he is refering to landing a Zero in a target... KAMIKAZE STYLE
Mans came in with no debt, now he owes his life
Quality never goes out of style. Danke Ferdinand
This commercial is kinda comfy not gonna lie. Made me smile.
In the coming days Porsche calls the farmer to let him know his tractor is ready. Upon arriving and seeing the bill he is in disbelief, the parts & labor far exceed the entire cost of the tractor. Not only is the farmer unable to afford the repair, but Porsche seizes possession of the tractor and places a lien against the farmers property & personal assets to cover the rest of the payment. The farmer, unable to navigate the financial devastation, becomes homeless and destitute. The final blow was when he wandered by his former farm, only to bitterly see Porsche has stored his former tractor out in the elements to rust and become engulfed in overgrowth.
damn wished they showed the whole video
You on bath salts?
Just what I was thinking. Sure, the service looks great in the advertisement. But what did they charge him for this?
@@TheRealBuckNorris porsche used to offer life time service on most vehicles back before 1964 so probably nothing
This shit hits differently
I can't remember how many times I watched this same video from different Porsche channels
He’s like “I just drove this fucking tractor from dsældœph to ßchmęterláâàg and your just going to hand me the part in a cardboard box????