That dog looks like he's having the time of his life!! This should be a one-time thing though. .. ua-cam.com/video/669AWTvjnMM/v-deo.html&ab_channel=AnimalsGlobal
@@jogie63 if you drive Porsche you want the best and care about technology 😮BMW is straight shit, made for showing off when there's nothing to show off. And breaks down every fucking second, first car was a bmw btw I'm talking from experience
Your probably right. I wonder how much a starter is for that thing. And i can't imagine how much the tractor itself would be worth. A lot, im guessing.
Uryendel Tractors in general are getting the highest recorded values at auctions right now. While Porsche 911's are, shall we say boring? If the Porsche P111 isn't worth that much perhaps it should be.
"Man, remember in the good old days when we built diesel tractors?" "Yeah man, almost as good as that time we built tanks for the Nazis!" "Wait, what did you just say?"
"Porsche Service, how can i help you?" "Hello, i got some electrical issues with my Porsche Hybrid SUV" "Which Model do you got? Macan or Cayenne?" "Neither, its a Sonder-Kraftfahrzeug 184 JgdPz Ferdinant" "..." "hello?"
I know his pain, when I worked for Volvo Trucks I once spent a full day searching for engine parts for a 1935 Volvo LV76. They usually exist but can be a nightmare to find.
he was asking for maintenance, so oilchange, coolant change, brake fluid etc. he wasn't asking for repair. that's why they handed the part to him, yet still he left the tractor, for the fluid changes.
Omar Nunez Well, they aren't actually made by Lamborghini, but by a Deutz-Fahr. They just paint them silver and put Lamborghini stickers to sides, and make a few other changes. They're still pretty good looking tho.
Not if you go to a Lamborghini car dealership. Lamborghini Automobili (the supercar company) and Lamborghini Trattori (the tractor company) are two different companies. They were started by the same person, 15 years apart, but are otherwise completely unrelated in terms of business. Lamborghini Trattori still exists today as part of the SAME Group. I'm sure they'd be happy to help with an old model.
@Subscribe to me For free cookies wait a minute... aren't you the guy who said porsche didn't create tanks and I completely destroyed you? lmaooo so ironic
Imagine this is Mitsubishi “Hi how can we help you?” “My wings are having issues.” “Do you mean the wing on the trunk lid?” “No my 787’s wings seem to be damaged.”
They still make them, and they’re not expensive at all, it’s just another tractor in italy you see the all over the place. It’s a division of Lamborghini called “Lamborghini trattori” which translates literally into “Lamborghini tractor”
Meanwhiele at mitsubishi: -Welcome to mitsubshi customer support, how can i help you? -Hello, my AC does not work -Ok, what model is it? -Srk35 -Excuse me, what model is it?, is it an suv? -No, its my air conditioner -
Huhhh, hello?? Yeah, I called beacause my Porshe has had a transmition problem. Yeah. Hmm. Yes. Model? Oh its a Panzerjäger Tiger P Ferdinand. Hello? Hellooo??
Meanwhile at Mitsubishi: Operator: "Hello how can I help you?" "Yes, my Type 0 Model 21 is having issues with the fuel injector" Operator: "Excuse me, umm, what model?" "Oh yeah, sorry. A6M2b" Operator: "Uhhh" "Also she makes some wierd whistling sounds when in idle"
Well, only luxory companies do Staff like that, I hear that mercedes might be Able to make parts for DB601 engine. But it wuld be nice if mitsubishi culd do the same.
Rolls Royce Customer Service: "Hello- How can I help you?" Customer: "I've got a bloody oil leak!" Rolls Royce: "I'm sorry to hear that, Sir. Any other issues?" Customer: "Yes! I'm losing altitude too..!" Rolls Royce: "... I'm... excuse me..?" Customer: "And I can't shake this damn 109 on my tail!" Rolls Royce: "..." Customer: "Hello??" Rolls Royce: "Understood Sir, Continue on heading 280 at 400 feet. 3 Squadron have been scrambled to intercept. "
BMW customer service : "how can I help you " Pilot : "engine's loosing power at 4500 m . " BMW: "sorry to hear that . Any more problems ?" Pilot : "got two yaks chasing in on my six " BMW : " Roger that continue current heading and sending fighters to your current location to intercept "
Customer: “Hi, my vehicle has a fuel leak, can I bring it in?” Operator: “sure, what model is it?” Customer: “it’s a Panzerkampfwagen VIII Maus.” Operator: “...” *hangs up*
@@cnutsack The issue is more the size. The Maus was bigger than an Abrams, particularly in length. You'd have a lot of trouble just getting it down the road, assuming you can even find street-legal tracks for it.
Customer: "Hello, I'd like to get a tune up on my Yamaha." Dealer: "Sure. What seems to be the problem?" Customer: "Well It's missing some keys, one of the pedals is broken, needs three new wheels, & it's way out of tune." Dealer: "Is this for a trike?" Customer: "No sir. It's a Yamaha C7 Grand". Dealer: "Hold on..." Dealer: "... Did you just say "out of tune"??
Hahahah Sorry my english is very bad but lisent , my car is clio 1997 and i buy new components for this today "news" is news really. i , from spain and i thinking help you with your "clasicc car" jajajajajaja
Right, given that the part is the starter, any real farmer would have had the tractor dead out in a field somewhere. Which begs the question how did he start it in the first place?
@@panda4247 well, to be honest, nobody writes month before the day, except americans and a couple of other countries. Btw, how did that even happen?? Some piligrims just said: "Screw them, we'll write month before the day, because we can!" or what?
In the coming days Porsche calls the farmer to let him know his tractor is ready. Upon arriving and seeing the bill he is in disbelief, the parts & labor far exceed the entire cost of the tractor. Not only is the farmer unable to afford the repair, but Porsche seizes possession of the tractor and places a lien against the farmers property & personal assets to cover the rest of the payment. The farmer, unable to navigate the financial devastation, becomes homeless and destitute. The final blow was when he wandered by his former farm, only to bitterly see Porsche has stored his former tractor out in the elements to rust and become engulfed in overgrowth.
that was the thing back then. I have a 1917 and a 1927 model T ford and they have big positive camber. the Bugatti's, Auto Unions, and all the 20's race cars and road cars did this. almost all the auto manufactures road and race cars in the 10's and 20's had insane positive camber. kind of a fun and interesting time in the automotive world.. and yes all the tractors of that time had insane positive camber but meh I dont give a shit about tractors.
"My engine is smoking and making funny noises" "What type of car is it?" "A Porche, a Ferdinand" "Sorry, what?" "A Ferdinand, It's a tank destroyer, I need a new engine for it" "????????"
Well he can tell himself sitting in his Space X seat to expect a call from himself when he's sitting in his Tesla seat to send a space vessel out to get the Roadster back!
"Hello, My Mitsubishi has some issues with the oil pump" "Ok, you can bring it in for service. what model?" "A6M... it's an older model" "...well should be no problem" "Ok, do you have some space? "a mitsubishi space star as a replacement car ? yes.." "no.. space for landing..." "what?" "..what?"
@@loldd4797 Uh, yes it did! You needed a long runway to land it. You see, the Mitsubishi A6M2 "Zero" was an legendary Japanese World War 2 fighter plane. It was deadly at the start of the war, but by the end of it, it was a death trap thanks to the F6F Hellcat, P-51D Mustang, and the F4U Corsair.
"Hallo, ich bin an der Landstraße Richtung Hameln liegen geblieben!" "Ok, was für ein Auto besitzen sie?" "Ein 911er" "Wow, nen' Porsche?!" "Ne, ein Trabant..." :D
"Hello, Saab service how can I help you" "I want to service my JAS 39" "Your what ?!" "My JAS 39" "You mean 9-3" "No I mean my warplane" "audible confusion"
" Hello, you've connected to Audi. What can I do for you? "Hello I would like to take my A5 coupe to service. "Hang on sir, we're going to show you the best landfills near you in a minute!"
Meanwhile at Krupp "Hello this is customer service, how may I help you" "I would like my rails to be fixed" "Your what?" "My Schwerer Gustav can't move because it's tracks are misaligned"
@@Cenentury0941 you know, the one they named a kid show after, dora something... look, if you can't get a hundred men today, you might as well send a zipper.
Nice to watch this! I visited audi service centre in my home city in Cyptus to ask if they had any spare parts for my 1973 audi 100 gl and the young man in charge there didn't even know the model! Thank God I found spare parts on the internet and I fixed it!
“Hello, Mercedes customer service how can I help you” “I need a need an oil change for my 6x6” “Sure thing, we are very experienced with maintenance on G Wagons” “Oh, I meant the other 6x6”
"Welcome to Porsche Customer Support, how may I help you?" "I'd like to bring in my car for service." "May I know what model it is?" "Krankenwagen." *_confused screaming_*
@@franktechmaniac7488 fun fact: Lamborghini started with tractors, but because of a dare with Enzo Ferrari, he started making sports cars. Another fun fact: The first Lamborghini was the fastest street-legal car from the getgo. And A third fun fact: The firts Lamborghini had such a small rear window that you are required to take special tutoring lessons only to drive backwards.
Lamborghini does. And they're JUNK. Bought out Valpadarna and WRECKED them because the quality dropped like a stone as soon as they bought them. The Lamborghini castings crack far too easily. Stupid mistakes like you can't get the radiator cap open because they mounted a bracket the opposite way and it covers the cap whereas the original is put on the right way and curves to one side. They are BAD, but they sell them here in Australia.
"Hello,My Mitubishi had a Problem" "Whats the model?" "Its a Type 10 model and the problem is the Pneumatic Hydraulic Suspension didnt Work as they should" "I'm Sorry sir,Type 10 Model? We dont had any model with that kind of name" "This is Mitsubishi Right?"
I'd like to say it's a good one but except Japanese defense equipment are not for sale in civilian market... even for retired ones... if I remember correctly.
@@pig1800 They do sell their equipment, but only the non-weaponized one, like trucks and transport helicopters. Anything slightly weaponized were only allow to be scrap or storage.
They missed the opportunity of adding a scene with the farmer plowing a field with the loaner car.
bottom of the car after striking a rock (Unibody: Has left the chat)
I thought that too
LCaddy Studios *BA DUNK SCREEEEEECH* ßise
Noah Innenberg nah more like rooster tails of dirt as the car redlines
That dog looks like he's having the time of his life!! This should be a one-time thing though.
..
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Shame they dont film him receiving the bill.
If this actually happens, i dont think porsche would charge him at all. But this comment got me weak
I bet farmers in Germany got enough money to not give a hell about bills for equipment service
konstantin88181 What the hell?
😂😂😂 Gud one.
konstantin88181 um no! Im from Germany
It’s all fun and games till the Porsche Tiger comes in for service.
They would just bring out some old manuals they still keep in case Hitler comes back and gives them business opportunity.
LoL
She needs a new pair of tracks and torsion bars
needs some new bodywork, got blown up by an anti tank mine.
@@skorpius2029 from your lips to God's ears.
Meanwhile, Nissan is like. "Oh, you need an oil pan for a 2006 Altima? We discontinued that part. Go find it in a junk yard."
i mean yea cause they all belong in the scrapyard, things are shite.
Accurate
Almera is worse...mine was building year 1998 and i lost my shoe because the floorboard silently thought: fuck it im out...
Freaking chevrolet.
They couldn't get a map sensor for my 2004 Astra.
Yeah, Renault kinda took the best parts of Nissan and didn't put anything worth having back into the company. They're the only JDM I would never buy
"Porsche service can I help you?"
"Hi. I am having trouble with my transmission."
"What model is it?"
"Tiger P"
Lol, good one!
Ayyy quality comment
Porsche's first electric car？Taycan？No tiger P
Oof
@@TYIN9668 Wasn't that actually the Porsche P1?
The Porsche part was so expensive he just got a new Porsche instead
This 😆😆
If you drive Porsche, you don't care about money. That's why i drive BMW :-O
@@jogie63 if you drive Porsche you want the best and care about technology 😮BMW is straight shit, made for showing off when there's nothing to show off. And breaks down every fucking second, first car was a bmw btw I'm talking from experience
but above all, we'll sell you the new car
Lmao 😆😆
Why did I get this recommended ON SEPTEMBER 11 OF ALL DAYS
Same lol
Because yes
Same bro
Slight reminder that they make 911
@@ivanbima5877 nice🔥
The man found that the repairs would be too expensive so decided to cut his losses, and trade in his tractor for a 911 instead.
In decent condition the tractor prob is worth more^^
@@bootlegcaesar7481 well, the starter is broken in this one for a start 😄
@@bootlegcaesar7481 the tractor starts with a failed starter, magic cant be appraised
Your probably right. I wonder how much a starter is for that thing. And i can't imagine how much the tractor itself would be worth. A lot, im guessing.
Maybe i inherit a porsche diesel standard from a Neighbor because i help a lot on his farm
That tractor is probably worth more than the car.
not really
Uryendel Tractors in general are getting the highest recorded values at auctions right now. While Porsche 911's are, shall we say boring? If the Porsche P111 isn't worth that much perhaps it should be.
A porsche tractor goes from 3000€ to 40k€, so that's still way cheaper than a 911 cabrio
Not in the USA
meow rage Do tell? What's not?
This advertisement has been a complete success, it's been in everyone's recommendations. The team that made it deserves a promotion.
yeah, they absolutely knew four years ago it would get recommend in 2020 by the youtube algorithm...
Looks remarkably like an older advertisement by Renault, though!
Fucking seen this 2 time love it. i’ll buy a one car when i get money
ayyy
Want to like your comment but likes are at 911
“You mean 911?”
Funny that I got this recommended to me on 9/11 2020
Glory Gone I just realised this .. woah
Not only you........
@@LUMlNOSITY check your calendar everyday pls
Oh... :D
Same😂😂
"Hello my Porsche is having trouble starting"
"What model is it?"
"Lendkreuzer p1000 Ratte"
*Client was banned*
With the size of the thing you should probably call the Kriegsmarine support
@@cuchococh4977 ахахахахах, а по русски?
That lad has some luck just to even _have_ one.
KGB wants to know your location
Should have used the Tsar Tank....
Imagine bringing the Ferdinand Porsche tank destroyer, aka "Der Elefant"
The real Porsche ♥️
Transmission issues again?
@@placeholder7213 ja, ze transmission ist kaputt, again.
@@hanchen4721 Hans we need to blitzkrieg to the Porsche Dealership to get some partz
@@marvinnolte9707 and Anschluss Paris Afterwards
"...Uhh yes I wanted a spare engine for the Porsche"
"What model is it"
"Ferdinand"
Aaaaand a transmition as it broke after 100 km
@@tomassanz2003 i Think you mean a Transmission that Broke After 100.000 km
@@loewenstark2969 big Nazies war machines had notoriously weak transmission. Ferdinand was one of them.
Loewen Stark no late war transmissions broke very easily
@@Ironpine27 they used electric engines to move, internal combustion engine to generate power.
“Porsche customer service how may I help you?”
“I need a new body”
“A what?”
“For my Porsche Type 64 1939”
Hello Porsche, i need a new front armor plate for my Panzer 8 Maus
A Porsche type VW38 would be more fun...
@@jonv.6213 hello, is his Porsche?
I'd like a new main turret for my p1000 ratte.
@@djwethat2679 xD
@@yuurichito1439 lmg no longer mounted. ;'(
"Man, remember in the good old days when we built diesel tractors?"
"Yeah man, almost as good as that time we built tanks for the Nazis!"
"Wait, what did you just say?"
And Volkswagen along with Mitsubishi for your pacific theaters... I mean markets.
"It not the tank part that's the problem bob it's who we where supplying and yes you heard me correctly"
A German company made something for the German government lol like obviously
The German Kubelwagon was a military version of a Volkswagen Thing.
@Lawnmower Guy lol Ferdinand Porsche was literally a member of the Nazi party who designed and built tanks for Hitler under the Porsche company.
Can i bring in my rare Panzerkampfwagen VI Tiger (P)
VK4501(P) / Porsche Typ 101
4LifeGamer hahaha you made me laugh
Well bring a Ferdinand as well
4LifeGamer Bring a Jpz too
Bring the tiger 2 while you are at it
Can I bring maus?
"Porsche service how may i help you?"
"My vehicle got stuck in mud"
"okay what model is it?"
"Porsche Tiger"
i dont think thats... whatever...
*bursts into flames*
*ITS DONE IT AGAIN* *automotive club noises*
@@thomasawl i see "girls und panzer referrence" you're a weeb as well
*THERE ONTO ME*
Don’t forget Lamborghini.
“Hey can i get my Lambo fixed?”
“What Lambo, sir?”
“The 1st one.”
“Miura?”
“No.”
“Then what?”
*” t r a c t o r”*
I just learned that Lambo still makes tractors and that's like the funniest shit.
Finally a Lambo I can take offroad
@@thatcopenguy I used to drive a lamborghini tractor to suply the cheap with food :)
The new lambo tractors are expensiv af
@@thatcopenguy They made trucks too.
@@barrylinkiewich9688 Wait... what?
"Porsche Service, how can i help you?"
"Hello, i got some electrical issues with my Porsche Hybrid SUV"
"Which Model do you got? Macan or Cayenne?"
"Neither, its a Sonder-Kraftfahrzeug 184 JgdPz Ferdinant"
"..."
"hello?"
Sport Utility Vehicle is a matter of opinion here it seems
Totally unrealistic, didn’t even catch on fire while climbing a ramp
@@thedeeds2939 lmao
@@TlalocTemporal I guess that it isn't very sporty when on fire.
they should given a tractor except car !
0:48 I love how he points at the picture and pats the guy on the back like "good luck finding that!"
Owiko7 fact
I know his pain, when I worked for Volvo Trucks I once spent a full day searching for engine parts for a 1935 Volvo LV76. They usually exist but can be a nightmare to find.
LMAO I laught
Owiko7 Your comment had me laughing for days LMAO
ynoht25 you mean PV?
Edit:D### i did my research and man I feel bad for ya 😔
“I want this serviced.”
“Here, take this part and do it yourself”
The farmer probably knows how to fix it better than any of their mechanics.
LMAO
@@ryanbroguy just unscrew the old, screw the new it's not rocket science.
It's tractor science
he was asking for maintenance, so oilchange, coolant change, brake fluid etc. he wasn't asking for repair. that's why they handed the part to him, yet still he left the tractor, for the fluid changes.
I believe they are implying the car he drove off in is a loaner (maybe also implying he buys it?) and mr. dealshipman was just showing him the part.
This is called a good salesperson.
He just went there to repair his tractor but the salesperson made him buy a car.
It was a loaner. We need to get hay off the back 40 before it rains and the bottom land plowed by lunchtime.
A swindler
it seems dumb but I've gotten a brand new Mercedes loaner when i took in my 1987 that was worth about 2 grand so its just a loaner
"Porsche service can I help you?"
"Hi, I having a trouble with the Porsche engine on my vehicle"
"Ok, what Model is it?"
"Vk 100.01 P"
Ok now this is epic
Came here to see all the Ferdinand memes but didn't expect to see a Mauschen reference... Good job sir, keep it up
Mine is The Ferdinand
you mean VK 45.02 (P)?
@@dmitrijvoitenko7588 They aren't the same... The one you mentioned is the Porche Tiger, the VK 100.01 P was a blueprint for the Tiger Maus project
It's a cabriolet!
john lee ... technically, it is probably a speedster. Cabriolet typically has a folding top.
john lee i
Well
My best ever comment thanks guys!
I wonder if Lamborghini would still work on its tractors?
They still make tractors
Dara Bradley they still make them..
Omar Nunez Well, they aren't actually made by Lamborghini, but by a Deutz-Fahr. They just paint them silver and put Lamborghini stickers to sides, and make a few other changes. They're still pretty good looking tho.
Mike Stroz we have a Lamborghini tractor at oud farm😂👍
Not if you go to a Lamborghini car dealership. Lamborghini Automobili (the supercar company) and Lamborghini Trattori (the tractor company) are two different companies. They were started by the same person, 15 years apart, but are otherwise completely unrelated in terms of business. Lamborghini Trattori still exists today as part of the SAME Group. I'm sure they'd be happy to help with an old model.
Meanwhile at Yamaha:
Konichiwa, is that a seadoo, tennis racket, trumpet or motorcycle?
It's a piano
Motorboat
You know the Drums they build? Pretty awesome
- It’s a bass clarinet
- ok, what is the problem?
Its a 1969 nippon gakki fg acoustic
"Porsche service can I help you?"
"Hi. I am having trouble with my transmission."
"What model is it?"
"Ferdinand" =)
* burning sounds in the background *
@Subscribe to me For free cookies wait a minute... aren't you the guy who said porsche didn't create tanks and I completely destroyed you? lmaooo so ironic
That hit deep don’t do my little Ferdinand like that he strong Boi with good Gun
Oh yes. A man of culture
Imagine this is Mitsubishi
“Hi how can we help you?”
“My wings are having issues.”
“Do you mean the wing on the trunk lid?”
“No my 787’s wings seem to be damaged.”
"my type99 cannon got jammed"
A6m
787 is a Mazda ain't it?
Guardrail Lover no it’s an airplane
@@sethsteener oh ok
That old man sure takes good care of his tractor.
it's actually his car
Ye he does
i am the 1000th liker
"911 is the best" - Admiral Aladin
Lol nadal say that, not aladeen
Well not a flying carpet but a plane
911 2012
@@rifatbashirah6347 *hyperventilating intensifies*
admiral general dont forget!
Lamborghini should've done a sketch like this one, tractors are an important part of their history
I think they still make tractors. But the car company and tractor company are different, like volvo cars and volvo trucks are different companies
They still make them, and they’re not expensive at all, it’s just another tractor in italy you see the all over the place. It’s a division of Lamborghini called “Lamborghini trattori” which translates literally into “Lamborghini tractor”
Meanwhiele at mitsubishi:
-Welcome to mitsubshi customer support, how can i help you?
-Hello, my AC does not work
-Ok, what model is it?
-Srk35
-Excuse me, what model is it?, is it an suv?
-No, its my air conditioner
-
HAHAHA IMMA FUCKIN DO IT
Don't they also make elevators
MY ZERO IS ON FIRE
Mitsubishi has a boatload of appliances, vehicles, electronics that they manufacture.
How about calling about Hitachi tools with the Magic Wand needing service? "It's the HV-251".
Huhhh, hello?? Yeah, I called beacause my Porshe has had a transmition problem. Yeah. Hmm. Yes. Model? Oh its a Panzerjäger Tiger P Ferdinand. Hello? Hellooo??
Oh henrich will have to go deeper into the archives for that
@@jojoposter Hey, maybe grandpa Hans can help...
Get the flamenwerter
@@jojoposter FUCK THAT
Hahahaha
Sometimes car makers make such beautiful ads that deserve a LIKE even from the competitors
and who are you?
Alex he is a romanian guy
Victor Balaj nu;)
Cameleonul MentaVerdeXD but then you remember Porsche built tanks for the Nazis
Well thats not what they are now known for so I don't really care...
"porsche costumer service how may i help you"
"Can you repair my Volkswagen Beetle"
"Sir this is Porsche costumer service"
"I know"
ah yes
i get it
Curb your carbon emissions
God damn it its the 4th time this week hans!
😂
Ah i see you're a man of culture as well
Meanwhile at Mitsubishi:
Operator: "Hello how can I help you?"
"Yes, my Type 0 Model 21 is having issues with the fuel injector"
Operator: "Excuse me, umm, what model?"
"Oh yeah, sorry. A6M2b"
Operator: "Uhhh"
"Also she makes some wierd whistling sounds when in idle"
Well, only luxory companies do Staff like that,
I hear that mercedes might be Able to make parts for DB601 engine.
But it wuld be nice if mitsubishi culd do the same.
we would try to scrape some parts for your planes from us carriers.
"oh yeah why Is there explosive in the cockpit? Is it suppose to explode when the plane crash into something?"
Yeah my used crj900 keeps making a turbine sound idk if thats the turbo or something from the exhast that broke
Had to duxk duck go it, but it was worth it.
Rolls Royce Customer Service: "Hello- How can I help you?"
Customer: "I've got a bloody oil leak!"
Rolls Royce: "I'm sorry to hear that, Sir. Any other issues?"
Customer: "Yes! I'm losing altitude too..!"
Rolls Royce: "... I'm... excuse me..?"
Customer: "And I can't shake this damn 109 on my tail!"
Rolls Royce: "..."
Customer: "Hello??"
Rolls Royce: "Understood Sir, Continue on heading 280 at 400 feet. 3 Squadron have been scrambled to intercept. "
BMW customer service : "how can I help you "
Pilot : "engine's loosing power at 4500 m . "
BMW: "sorry to hear that . Any more problems ?"
Pilot : "got two yaks chasing in on my six "
BMW : " Roger that continue current heading and sending fighters to your current location to intercept "
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂
@@theesotericenvoy5694 yes,indeed
This is my favourite version of the difference makes 😂
Lol, thats better than the video
Customer: “Hi, my vehicle has a fuel leak, can I bring it in?”
Operator: “sure, what model is it?”
Customer: “it’s a Panzerkampfwagen VIII Maus.”
Operator: “...”
*hangs up*
I mean, I'd hang up too. Because there's no way that thing's going to even be able to get there.
@@VestedUTuber Maybe if the destination is at the bottom of a hill it's plausible.
I need a new fuel tank
@@cnutsack
The issue is more the size. The Maus was bigger than an Abrams, particularly in length. You'd have a lot of trouble just getting it down the road, assuming you can even find street-legal tracks for it.
@@VestedUTuber What I meant is that, you could probably get it to slide down a hill.
“Porsche Service how may I help?”
“I have a problem with my Vehicle”
“What is the vehicle called?”
“Jagdpanzer”
Which Jagdpanzer
@@speedcat5477 Stug. 3 G
(I am good with the Wehrmacht and stuff but not the Panzerdivision)
maybe jagdpanther?
We're a a Jagdpanzer God damnit, and we hate you
"mom can we have porsche?"
"We have porsche at grandfather home"
*Porsche at grandfather home :*
A lot cooler than a modern porsche🤭
😂
@@Albert1tein this.
@@Albert1tein
And in that condition worth alot more than most modern porsches too
Would not even be mad.
Customer: "Hello, I'd like to get a tune up on my Yamaha."
Dealer: "Sure. What seems to be the problem?"
Customer: "Well It's missing some keys, one of the pedals is broken, needs three new wheels, & it's way out of tune."
Dealer: "Is this for a trike?"
Customer: "No sir. It's a Yamaha C7 Grand".
Dealer: "Hold on..."
Dealer: "... Did you just say "out of tune"??
That was good😂
you win the award for best original comment...
I get it bc Yamaha made some trikes and scooters in the 90's and now it changed to a keyboard shop
@@TheSoundCrafterCompany "Keyboard-shop"? How dare you disrespect Yamaha like that! :(
@@poppi4975 i dont know the real name of it sry
"Hello I'd like to book a service for my 2009 Megane"
"Sorry, that car is too old to be serviced at our centres"
Porsche:
Hahahah Sorry my english is very bad but lisent , my car is clio 1997 and i buy new components for this today "news" is news really. i , from spain and i thinking help you with your "clasicc car" jajajajajaja
m.autodoc.es/recambios/renault/megane
@@y..vv.3229 😂😂
@@davonmulder8458 espainglish
"renault costumer service how may i help you"
"Can you repair my transmission"
"What type of car sir"
"Its FT-17"
UA-cam algo: Here is a Porsche ad.
Me: Writing $400 rent check that is ready to get bounced.
"Your model?"
"Tiger II."
Any real farmer would change the starter himself.
Exactly
Right, given that the part is the starter, any real farmer would have had the tractor dead out in a field somewhere. Which begs the question how did he start it in the first place?
It "sometimes" has a problem
Farmboy1544 most of the times starters don't broke down right away, they usually start failing more and more till getting completely stuck
Riezig maybe he didn't find the parts himself if he doesn't have a smartphone or a computer of some sort
"Hello, I have a problem with my Porsche."
"What Porsche do you own?"
"A hybrid"
"Ah a Cayenne Hybrid"
No. A Lohner-Porsche Mixte Hybrid 1898
Isn't the Taycan all-electric?
@@N4SCARfaN Yesh. 🤣🤣
People: Search 911 to learn about September 11th
UA-cam: Oh! People want to see Porsche adverts!
Seems good to me, flawless logic.
well, to be honest, most of the world writes the date as 11.9., so 911 is the Porsche for us
No one gives a fuck about you're fake bullshit that your own govt did to you . People are awake from that shit...get over it.
@@panda4247 well, to be honest, nobody writes month before the day, except americans and a couple of other countries. Btw, how did that even happen?? Some piligrims just said: "Screw them, we'll write month before the day, because we can!" or what?
That'll be $68277,99 - We hope you bring your 111 back sometime!
Not really, parts for a Porsche Tractor aren´t as expensive as you think they are, i would say, this whole thing would maaybe cost at max 350 Euro
@@Drache191200 you're forgetting the service costs :)
@@Drache191200 labour would be through the roof. Well in my country it would
@@rooboty7137 in wich country?
@@nathanbombardo same goes for you, wich country you are in?
In the coming days Porsche calls the farmer to let him know his tractor is ready. Upon arriving and seeing the bill he is in disbelief, the parts & labor far exceed the entire cost of the tractor. Not only is the farmer unable to afford the repair, but Porsche seizes possession of the tractor and places a lien against the farmers property & personal assets to cover the rest of the payment. The farmer, unable to navigate the financial devastation, becomes homeless and destitute. The final blow was when he wandered by his former farm, only to bitterly see Porsche has stored his former tractor out in the elements to rust and become engulfed in overgrowth.
damn wished they showed the whole video
You on bath salts?
Just what I was thinking. Sure, the service looks great in the advertisement. But what did they charge him for this?
@@TheRealBuckNorris porsche used to offer life time service on most vehicles back before 1964 so probably nothing
This shit hits differently
"Put twin turbos on it"
-that one dude
Plot twist: His now in the hospital after hearing the repair cost
Yep
Nah fam, at max 350 Euros in repair
@@Drache191200 350 for the parts, maybe. Repair tho...
In few times they do it for free
You know farmers make bank right?
1:09 damn that positive camber tho lol
Always stay positive
the only acceptable type in my opinion
that was the thing back then. I have a 1917 and a 1927 model T ford and they have big positive camber. the Bugatti's, Auto Unions, and all the 20's race cars and road cars did this. almost all the auto manufactures road and race cars in the 10's and 20's had insane positive camber. kind of a fun and interesting time in the automotive world.. and yes all the tractors of that time had insane positive camber but meh I dont give a shit about tractors.
sangh1120 xDDD
#stancenation
"My engine is smoking and making funny noises"
"What type of car is it?"
"A Porche, a Ferdinand"
"Sorry, what?"
"A Ferdinand, It's a tank destroyer, I need a new engine for it"
"????????"
*upgrades to elefant tank destroyer* “I still need a new engine”
Go collect more silver, you lazy!
[Look at the tech tree table]
F**k!
Profile pic makes it better
Doesend the ferdiand tank by porsche have a maybach engine like the other tigers?
@@rodati5615 yes it does but has electric traction motors instead of a traditional gearbox
Elon Musk:
-My car is stuck
Tesla: what model?
- A Tesla roadster
Tesla: where is it?
It's stuck on earth's orbit
Yes,a space team is heading to there
Actually it flew by mars, so it is a heliocentric orbit
@@SgtShnackendale bruh who needs money anyway
@@SgtShnackendale well yeah it did a mars flyby a few months ago so good luck with that
Well he can tell himself sitting in his Space X seat to expect a call from himself when he's sitting in his Tesla seat to send a space vessel out to get the Roadster back!
.
Henschel and krupp made tiger 2's
yes
@@Ganglo-Saxon porsche made some early prototype turrets
"I need a transmission"
"Alright, what vehicle?"
"A prototype Tiger Electric"
"What?"
Yeah it got ammo racked through the turret ring ffs
"Hello, My Mitsubishi has some issues with the oil pump"
"Ok, you can bring it in for service. what model?"
"A6M... it's an older model"
"...well should be no problem"
"Ok, do you have some space?
"a mitsubishi space star as a replacement car
? yes.."
"no.. space for landing..."
"what?"
"..what?"
Make sure its not Mitsubishi Hawaii
A6M doesnt need space for landing.
@@loldd4797 Banzaiiii
@@loldd4797 Uh, yes it did! You needed a long runway to land it. You see, the Mitsubishi A6M2 "Zero" was an legendary Japanese World War 2 fighter plane. It was deadly at the start of the war, but by the end of it, it was a death trap thanks to the F6F Hellcat, P-51D Mustang, and the F4U Corsair.
@@joshuabrown3525 he is refering to landing a Zero in a target... KAMIKAZE STYLE
Imagine bringing them a Tiger p being like my transmissions out.
You mean it didn’t catch fire?
Or the turret sticks.
Yeahah boy, don't forget the Ferdinand and Maus
Hans ze transmission broke
But knowing it has a lifetime warranty.; )
0% cringe
0%trying to impress teens
100% a great ad
You sure? The actors all look so fake with their smiles, it's cringy
The fuck kind of benefit would they have by impressing teens anyway
@@tonylee1667 Idk but most of the companies try to do that nowadays
@@лигњослав I mean most teens dont have the money to buy a Porsche
I’m 15 and I love this ad, others maybe not
This commercial is kinda comfy not gonna lie. Made me smile.
Porsche is Porsche
Pawel Kapica water is polar
aber was soll das bedeuten?
🇺🇸
sry thought you might be german because of your username. So I said what do you mean by water is polar?
because science
Customer: My Mitsubishi has a broken wing
Mitsubishi: What?
Customer: and I have 2 Yanks on my ass
Mitsubishi: Tennoheika, Banzai.
Hahahah
Banzai!!!
Is that a Mitsubishi A6M Zero?
@@samanli-tw3id no, that's J4M Betty's. But the warranty ran out at June 1945
BANZAIIIIIII! 😂😂😂
@@TheKalamudani actually G4M :-)
"Porsche Service, how can I help you?"
"Help me to fix my Tiger Porsche and my Panzer VIII Maus!"
Ok Porsche, when will you be making Ferdinands again?🤔
Uh oh
When the people that used to rule at that time get back in power. So about 1-4 years i guess.
Under processing
Same as Tiger-P
Still waitin for that Maus
"Hello, this is the General Electric service department"
"Hi, I'm having trouble with my GE appliance"
"What type of refrigerator, sir?"
"F-18C"
@@erincarson8998 brilliant
“What is the problem sir”
“My aim 9x is hung up”
"GE parts department, how may I help you"
"Yeah, you got any parts for a fuccin uhhhh, American Locomotive Company RS-1?"
"The quality of a relationship may often take years to be recognised."
UA-cam took that a bit literally i guess
i am always happy when i see a company valuing, remembering and showing its history!
until someone calls asking for Tiger P parts
How’s a sports car gonna help him at his farm while his tractor is at service. Give the man another tractor for gods sake.
Nicholas Jensen As Lamborghini could do.
www.lamborghini-tractors.com/it-it/trattori/gamma
Who said a Porsche can't do what a tractor does
@@LillaVya won't even grip the mud in the paddock.
@@OffGridInvestor that's where the off-road wheels come into play
In that condition it looks more like a collectors item rather than a work horse.
Good old days
Luc Wijngaard ya the good old days of Maserati rip performance Maserati performance cars
Imagine going to Mitsubishi and asking, “sorry my zero makes scary noises when it starts, can you help?”
just drive it into a aircraft carrier. should fix it
Partially stolen comment
Understood. Maintain flight level 120 MSL heading 287, reduce airspeed to under 600kt
@@aeonking93 god dammit, most underrated comment ever!
@@madmanmapper all for the greater good of the empire. banzaiiiiiiii
This reminds me of a Renault ad when the guy comes in with a really old van.
They are all awesome.
Why is no one talking about how he answered the question obout the type of bodywork with "cabrio"?
It's a nice touch.
Because none of us speak Italian
@@littlemisspipebomb4723 yeah this is the exact reason
@@haydar_bey1 well if you know so much Italian, please tell me what it means
@@littlemisspipebomb4723 it means drophead
@@haydar_bey1 and what does that mean?
"Hallo, ich bin an der Landstraße Richtung Hameln liegen geblieben!" "Ok, was für ein Auto besitzen sie?" "Ein 911er" "Wow, nen' Porsche?!" "Ne, ein Trabant..." :D
Frederic's Lego GarageTM lmao
lol
Udo Strutz Biterfield
Ehehehe, ein Trabbi...
Lol 🤣
"Hello, Saab service how can I help you"
"I want to service my JAS 39"
"Your what ?!"
"My JAS 39"
"You mean 9-3"
"No I mean my warplane"
"audible confusion"
nah they'll totally understand, it's too recent. More like "I want to service my J-21"
a fighter
JAS 39 Gripen
They probably provide services for 35 Draken as well
@@ivanbima5877 they do still build planes
Tbf, Saab do still supply parts for their old aircraft like the Sk50
It's very emotional when a Porsche tiger comes in service
I'll went to the Lamborghini dealership with a tractor they didn't give me a new lambo
@Nicolas mitrache 😂😂I realised now
So I guess porche is better
@@prabalmehra8653 it's Porsche
Lamborghini? A Volkswagen?
@@jogie63 Lambo made finest V12 since 60s, meanwhile vw farting chainsaws
"Cabrio or coupè?"
*"Der Elephant"*
Technically its a coupe
" Hello, you've connected to Audi. What can I do for you?
"Hello I would like to take my A5 coupe to service.
"Hang on sir, we're going to show you the best landfills near you in a minute!"
"The quality of a relationship may often take years to be recognised"
Lemme just screenshot that, don't mind me
Meanwhile at Krupp
"Hello this is customer service, how may I help you"
"I would like my rails to be fixed"
"Your what?"
"My Schwerer Gustav can't move because it's tracks are misaligned"
"The schwerer what? I'm sorry, our records only go back to May 1945"
@@Cenentury0941 you know, the one they named a kid show after, dora something... look, if you can't get a hundred men today, you might as well send a zipper.
Uh... sorry we will give you a schwerer panzherwagen if its ok?
Her: Which car do you drive?
Him: Porsche
Also him: 🚜
😂
Actually a tractor cost way more than a porsche car
now that's a real man
Well... he ain’t wrong.
Its a timeless classic, dude
I find this advertisement so wholesome. I love it.
Nice to watch this! I visited audi service centre in my home city in Cyptus to ask if they had any spare parts for my 1973 audi 100 gl and the young man in charge there didn't even know the model! Thank God I found spare parts on the internet and I fixed it!
“Hello, Mercedes customer service how can I help you”
“I need a need an oil change for my 6x6”
“Sure thing, we are very experienced with maintenance on G Wagons”
“Oh, I meant the other 6x6”
"Can we get a name for the booking forms?"
"Yes, its Adolf, spelt A-D-O..."
Yeah sometimes i need a need an oil too
@@almostkentish3042 The comment section is gold.
@@GabrielTobing You'll often find that the comments are just as, if not more entertaining than the actual video itself.
And what is the other 6x6?
" Hi my porsche had a engine breakdown, could you send someone to fix it ? "
" Of course, what model is it ? "
'Ferdinand' "
Dean Chen what a funny and original joke
mine is an elephant,my dad had a VK 30.01 P
*UA-cam:* Uses algorithm
*Me:* Gets an ad about trading a 111 Porsche tractor for a 911 Porsche car.
*Today: 9/11*
😐👍
He didn't trade it in, they gave him a car to use while they were working on his car.
You didn’t understand a thing watching the vid lmao
you’re an idiot
It's 11/9
No its 11/9 you dumb fuck. Theres still almost two months to 9th of november.
"Hello, my Porsche isnt starting"
"What model is it?"
"vk 4501 (p)"
Underated 😂😂😂😂
"Welcome to Porsche Customer Support, how may I help you?"
"I'd like to bring in my car for service."
"May I know what model it is?"
"Krankenwagen."
*_confused screaming_*
Beetle
Krankenwagen? Porsche makes ambulance cars??
@@alessvadlenka1474 I heard they deployed a few Cayenne S Ambulances a while ago, but this comment was basically just a joke anyhow. :)
Varun Gupta Nein der cl 500 ist ein Mercedes
You mean this Porsche ambulance ? : images.cdn.circlesix.co/image/2/900/600/5/uploads/articles/ba2lvfs-53e0fe8ed0982.jpg
I like how they keep pointing at things in the most awkward way possible
I would like to book my Porsche. Tiger Porsche.
You mean 911?, is it a cabriolet or coupé?
I would like to book my einkaufswagen viii Maus
Richard † A Cabrio when you take the turret off XD
@@techmaniac43 ehh kinda hard to say but i think coupe
Vk 45.01 p needs a new starter motor for its engine and a new turret drive
"We service porches"
"Yes but mine's a tractor"
"Did I stutter?"
Service's also available on tanks, which we will offer a very... special team that experts its engineering.
I generally dont call a car dealer for porch service
"Porsche customer service how may I help you?"
"Uh yeah I have a Elefant in need of repairs to the hull."
"How TF did you damage the armor?"
Damaged the armor by leting it lay in the mud for a few decades
Well you see some parts gave away rather violently when we tried moving it
"Two words. Second graders."
Imagine if other tractor companies started making luxury cars too, like john deer, new holland, case or something...
It could be funny
2005_ford_crown_victoria_p71 No problem, Lamborghini did and still does. www.lamborghini-tractors.com/it-it/trattori/gamma
@@franktechmaniac7488 fun fact: Lamborghini started with tractors, but because of a dare with Enzo Ferrari, he started making sports cars.
Another fun fact: The first Lamborghini was the fastest street-legal car from the getgo.
And A third fun fact: The firts Lamborghini had such a small rear window that you are required to take special tutoring lessons only to drive backwards.
Frank Techmaniac I know that. I’m talking about those that don’t.
Lamborghini does. And they're JUNK. Bought out Valpadarna and WRECKED them because the quality dropped like a stone as soon as they bought them. The Lamborghini castings crack far too easily. Stupid mistakes like you can't get the radiator cap open because they mounted a bracket the opposite way and it covers the cap whereas the original is put on the right way and curves to one side. They are BAD, but they sell them here in Australia.
Link Knight just don’t buy it then. Nobody forces you.
Has girlfriend:
Asks girlfriend if she wants to go on a date:
Says i have a red porsche:
Shows girlfriend this:
Lol
No offense, but most of the time you can get a 944 cheaper
That's Mom can we can a Porsche? Mom: we have a Porsche at home Porsche at home:
This tractor is worth more then a modern porsche mate
@@Its_Me_Romano depends, but yeah, theyre pretty expensive
"Can I order a new ammunition load for my Panzerkampfwagen V? My old one is broken."
"Your what?"
I actually want someone to try this 😂
xperiaviper its based off a true story so....
Jared From Statefarm damn for real?😂😂😂 Porsche is amazing then.
They never showed you the bill
The Duke they did it for free.
Source? :)
"Hello,My Mitubishi had a Problem"
"Whats the model?"
"Its a Type 10 model and the problem is the Pneumatic Hydraulic Suspension didnt Work as they should"
"I'm Sorry sir,Type 10 Model? We dont had any model with that kind of name"
"This is Mitsubishi Right?"
I'd like to say it's a good one but except Japanese defense equipment are not for sale in civilian market... even for retired ones... if I remember correctly.
@@pig1800 well its a brand new weapon actually
@@pig1800 They do sell their equipment, but only the non-weaponized one, like trucks and transport helicopters. Anything slightly weaponized were only allow to be scrap or storage.
Some say he tried taking that onto the fields
Nice joke m8 😂👌
And did some donuts on the crop making an alien symbol, and got abducted and sended to somewhere else in Andromeda galaxy
100% Accurate story
Apple would just say “out of warranty to no fix 4 u xd”