Why Some Americans Are More Irritating than Others | Dylan Moran: Yeah Yeah Yeah | Universal Comedy
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- American's really seem to tick Dylan Moran off.
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I met an incredible, articulate and socially well adjusted American once, he was from somewhere in Canada 🇨🇦
As a Canadian, I'm not sure whether to feel insulted by this or not. We *really* don't like being mistaken for Americans!
Seriously though, living next door to the States is like one of two things. It's sort of like living next door to the biggest bully in school when you're a decent, normal kid who just wants to get along with everyone. So you have to pretend to like him so you don't get wedgied into oblivion, but when he's not around you're the first kid in the class who'll say how badly you wish he'd just go die in a fire.
There's also Robin Williams' classic "apartment over a meth lab" joke. It's a pretty good apartment, but you're stuck over the toxic fumes, the crazy meth heads, the noise, the fighting, the stray bullets, the SWAT team raids, and the knowledge that one day, everything downstairs is just going to blow up and probably take you with it.
A few years back I was chatting online with a guy from Finland, and we were both very sorry about the countries that each other had to live next door to. We seriously couldn't decide which was worse - Russia or the States. We just knew that neither of us wanted to trade places.
@@neuralmute The US's history is absolutely terrible, but England is probably the most colonizing county in the history of the world and Canada is not innocent with it's Canadian Indian residential school system.
@@neuralmute as a Canadian citizen born in the US believe me I know how you feel. Canadians live right above a raucous crack house but....I'm here at 5,070 ft with a view of a distant Mexico and Pacific islands 94 miles away with citrus groves 6 miles down the hill. All this with as much as 4 ft of a snowy wonderland.
Southern California is a land of incredible contrasts and climate.
I wouldn't settle for anything else
@@jaimekatz6645 in case you weren’t aware.. the US also had those same residential schools. People have a way of making others feel bad. It just so happens that those same people come from the same place. FYI we actually treat the native Canadian people here a bit better then the US does with theirs.. the Canadian government actually recognizes and has laws to help the indigenous people of canada.
@@TheFitzy93 Exactly. I read that the US had 400 residential schools and 53 burial sites. Jaime needs to point fingers because they can’t handle the truth about their own country
"And, what America does... while these people are talking - very, very gradually builds a Starbucks and gets them addicted." If that ain't the truth 🤣🤣
He's rumbled us! Our secret's out, and there's nothing for it. The CIA's going to have to *ominous music plays* DISAPPEAR HIM!
@@hoppytoad79 😆
@@hoppytoad79 You are joking! I noticed his name on the No-Fly list. So if we ever wants to visit North America, we will have to boat over like NORMAL Irish people do! LOL
McDonald's first tho
Good thing about Australia...they brought in all their Starbucks. and it failed because their coffee mannerisms are less preferable to standard Australian coffee shops. They closed down half of them, but are starting to bring them back just for the tourists. Suits us...we stay with our coffee shops, and don't have to put up with all the tourists interrupting our chats or Starbucks' inferior coffee. McDonalds was totally Australianised into Maccas and they created McCafe which serves a perfectly acceptable coffee.
The US are to the world what Florida is to the US.
🥲 It’s a real shame. Honestly ❤️🤦🏼♀️
Yes, a perfect analogy!
🔥🔥🔥
Like Florida has that kind of power. The Revolution would have to be over by the early bird special.
Well said!!🇺🇸❤️
The genius and irony of this bit is that it serves as a sociological double entendre of sorts -- making fun of Americans to a British live audience, but while doing so subtly pointing out all the stuff the Brits are guilty of themselves -- and delivered by an Irishman, no less. It's quite rich! I love the Brits' ability to laugh at themselves. 🤣🤣🤣
Absolutely nailed it!
To the British person who created this video’s thumbnail:
It’s “Americans” not “American’s”
Love, an American
@@ImOk... Yes. And that’s why is says Americans. 🙄
@@ditzygypsy do you know what a thumbnail is?
Brilliant observation - the country who had Boris as a Prime minster - but at least Arnie has the excuse English wasn't his first language?
There’s a great brazilian joke about it. At a certain point in history, the UN sent a message to all corners of Earth asking the following: “Please tell us what do you think about the scarcity of food in the World”. The eurpeans couldn’t answer it because they didn’t understand what scarcity of food was. African countries also couldn’t answer, for they didn’t know what food was. The americans couldn’t answer either, as they weren’t aware of what the World was. Lastly, argentines didn’t know what “please” means…
And cubans were offline.
(sou Portugues)
Boa, cara!
Slightly off topic wouldn't you say?
@@julittok If you’re from Argentina, perhaps…
Funny that many Americans are so confident that everyone loves them and wants to live there or be like them... in the meantime, the world is pointing and laughing. 😀
The situation on our southern border says you're an idiot for being ignorant about how many people illegally sneak into America every single day. I don't see anyone trying to sneak into Japan. So, there is that.
Spot on mate
American here. Some of us know how the rest of the world sees us and we also know that they have every reason to have that perception. We know It's an embarrassment but unfortunately a lot of "patriots" don't.
@@mikelloyd520 Still more people immigrate to the US than any other country. The US has almost 51 million immigrants the next closest country is Germany with almost 16 million. So why wouldn’t Americans think that more people want to live in America than any other country? America has its issues, but it also has its perks. Immigrants are teated poorly everywhere, but in the US they are treated less poorly. My wife is an immigrant to the US and this is her perspective.
Canadien ici. Les Américains sont un mal voisin.
I’m an American; I detect no falsehoods among everything this man said.
Ughhh....nothing worse than a self-righteous American who thinks they are above it.
Saw yourself did you? I’ll bet you’ve been to Europe.
Same. 😂
American here! Same!
Almost anything than an outsider says about Americans if true.
The cadence of delivery is very reminiscent of Eddie Izzard in Dress to Kill.
Dylan Moran absolutely nailed this set. Brilliant. 🎉
Also reminds me of Dudley Moore.
Also Bill Cosby, especially towards the end.
@@raymondtitano3819 Yes! I see that too!
Yes covers some similar ground too. "Built an Empire through cunning use of a flag."
Yep, thought the same thing. At several points it sounds like an impersonation.
I'm an American and Dylan is absolutely cracking me up! I love this!!! It's all SO true!! 😂😂😂
American here....and Dylan is exactly right. It is totally Bread and Circuses here. And none of the Clowns running this show over this side of the pond care about any of us.
I agree that we have clowns running things here (though we did rid ourselves of the fattest and dumbest one) but so does much more than half of the rest of the world.
Since Trump was elected as president, I find it impossible to defend anyone's intelligence (or lack thereof) here in the USA. Instead, I'm scared to death as I have realized how rampant stupidity is among us. I am an American, and believe me when I say that most of us (the normal ones) travel abroad to search for a new place to live. I'd sell my Starbucks and throw in a McDonald's just to have decent healthcare and stop dodging bullets. This was hilarious; I laughed my a$$ off, but its also so true it's got me doing a Google search for airline tickets. Planning my next escape from the insanity.......👍🏻
Bless you, new Zealand is ok, come south
@@fionabryant7923 I would love to see your beautiful country. Thank you for the invitation.
Lol they build a Starbucks around them!!😂😂 I was thinking they build a McDonalds around them.😂😂
There are MORE Chinese food joints than McDonald's in my town. This joke is getting stale.
I think he meant about Starbucks … they surround us with sh1t
That would've probably been too obvious.
I am an Southern Californian American - and I approve this message
Your kind are the worst.
Arnie may have only lifted things prior to becoming gov of Calif but he was MARRIED to a Kennedy.
He's not wrong, Americans worst problem appears to be their complete lack of self awareness. He did go a bit Al Pacino there 😆 🤣
As an American I 100% agree. Our media doesn't tell us what is going on in the rest of the world unless it's some tragedy we can throw money at. Those of that are aware are ashamed of our fellow Americans.
American education has been reduced to schools teaching children how to pass tests in order for their school districts to get the minimum, Federal funding that they need. Schools in the US haven't been teaching children how to think critically, haven't been teaching civics, how to survive in the world, etc. Combine that with the obsession of social media, the belief that reality TV isn't scripted, the epidemic of self-victimization, and that healthy food and living has gotten so expensive, and you get millions of people who are led by their basic instincts and a strange entitlement that they deserve a better life without putting the work into it.
I'm not saying that everybody from the US is like that, but the people who tend to be problem for themselves and everybody else refuse to engage in any introspection and identify themselves as the problem in their lives.
@RokkitGrrl you are absolutely correct. My adult daughter took AP US History in 11th grade and she was not allowed to do independent research. Additionally, the book was filled with many factual errors and was clearly written by the left pushing their agenda. Luckily my husband and I are huge history buffs and we actively engage our children in political and world topics. We encourage independent research.
@@PandaBear62573 “Written by the left pushing their agenda” Oh yeah, you’re not influenced by confirmation bias at all. /s
I hear a touch of Eddie Izzard, too.
As an American, we like, you know, totally deserve this rant😂
Maybe if you live in 1984. Do you even talk to anyone here in 2024? 😂
America’s greatest talent is creating, maintaining, and then commercializing and exporting the mental and emotional state of “divorced from reality.”
They do endlessly call things "crazy" and "insane"....
We do but, believe me, bullshit is EVERYWHERE! Especially where religion thrives. The less religion there is, the less bullshit you can find.
@@roberthill799 It's not like religion is the only thing that can drive a man mad. I mean, most of the conflicts of the 20th century were around political ideology, no? Fascism versus communism, nationalism versus something else. Terrorists committed horrible acts in the name of a free(insert region name here), communist, fascist or socialist ideas, there were even some anarchists thrown in there. Religious nutbaggery is unfortunate, but far from the only cause that people will kill or die for. Not even close.
😂this is hilarious and sadly true. As an American let me apologize for some of us❤
Not accepted ❤
@@alexanderkowal5710 Well I tried 🤷♀️🤦🏼♀️ Lol. Please know that we’re not all that way❤️
@@stephaniegreisen9176 yeah sorry lol every American I’ve met has been lovely, but I’ve never been so my whole perception is built off of reading media
@@stephaniegreisen9176 You're a good sport!! Yooo BET - Some of us know our limitations, can laugh at ourselves, but most of "US" know: It's HOME Sweet Home - And there isn't ANY other Place like it / we'd rather be!! ✌
Don't apologize to those leaches
They tried the Starbucks thing in my town in Australia... They are closing down, because we have nice coffee and Starbucks tastes awful. are there Starbucks in Italy? no they know what coffee actually tastes like, not the bitter swill with flavoured syrup to mask the taste you get from Starbucks.
Starbucks is only big because most middle-class Americans often (falsely) conflate price with quality. Propaganda deeply instilled by multi-billion$ clothing and tech monopolies. Big$$$$ = most reliable in the eyes of the masses. But ask anyone if they've ever had a pair of Levi's tear on them.
I understand there absolutely are Starbucks's in Italy. Apparently, this is somehow where they got the idea to put olive oil in their coffee from.
I think they may have wildly misinterpreted that idea...
Same thing here in Sweden! They tried. They failed.
We have a fair number of Starbucks here in Canada. The medium-sized town I live by has three of them. We had more, but they shut down. (Though, to compare, we also have seventeen Tim Hortons’s in the same town. 😂) Anybody who cares about coffee flavour go to the many smaller, independent coffee shops. They know how to do it right.
Starbucks failed dismally right across Australia
As one of the countless Americans who has a great great Aniyunwiya grandmother (she was in fact not a "princess", she was a homeless woman who lost nearly everything; the Cherokee don't have royalty, dag-nab it), I can confirm that, "Put down the beans," is a common thing to hear at a pow wow or reservation.
Interesting.
Yeah - you and every other American!
The last shot is wonderful, there is this one woman who is just stonefaced, not a glint of a smile on her.
She's the American.
she's a smart one
because this stand up is so lame and ridiculous. like everything he knows is USA. USA bad, USA bad, USA bad. does he even know others countries, like China or Iraq? or it's just so safe to keep repeating USA bad USA bad.
Dylan is being INTENSELY unfair here. We do not have mass shootings every other day in this country!
We have multiples of them per day, on average. :/
We need proper credit, right
Exiguous - what a wonderful word!
My god! How did you get so accurate with us American?! 😂😂😂
Because we've been invading his homeland as tourists for decades!
3:48 You must not ignore a good eating when it presents itself, you never know when it presents it self again 😂😂
Does anyone ... English or American ... know how to use an apostrophe anymore?
N'o
Apostrophe's are the great grammatical mystery and theres no way to find the true answer's.
Let's not even talk about the Oxford comma.
@royjohnson3361 😂😂😂😂
@@Anelisa8520 😂😂
6:40 "What we need to know is, how bad is his predecessor at that job?"
As someone that grew up in California, we are the state the gave the world Ronald Reagan... (yes, he was the governor of California before becoming president)
reagan, yes, the greatest cancer on Murica in living memory (pretty much allll the bad today in Murica comes back to root in him)
And now we have Gavin Newsom. The saga continues!
@@jafuni9349 Right? At least they one upped the republicans with voting in an even bigger oily idiot...
Yikes did I just write that? Did you ever read Cleveland Amory on a. The old Bostonians and b. his war with Reagan. He never gave money to Harvard his alma mater on general principles and had a rescue cat named Polar Bear. He was a stately man and would stride down the street, cat on shoulder to play chess in Central Park. He wasn't suffering from lack of dosh and was financing a sanctuary for abandoned animals through his books. He got wind of Reagan for purely futile reasons planning to blow up a small atoll belonging technically in US waters containing a bunch of stranded goats. He had them all air lifted .... slowly to safety and got up everyone's noses loved every second.
"But then again everybody did" LMAO
I'm an American, and I approve this message 😂
Dylan- you’re an absolute gem. Thank you for giving us our laughter back.
hes not really funny tho....
@@s1acker6 You're right. He's _fucking hilarious!_ 😜
@@s1acker6 People have their own tastes tho.... Comedy is subjective tho....
Give us a break people... Its tough being at the top of the food chain. ....😎 ...This guy is HILARIUOUS! I love his take on the US!
Some of the expressions and phrases he uses for these jokes are just so quick and creative, you blink and you miss it; "They look like the weigh about as much as a photograph of themselves" I mean, that's just gold
Yeah, only it's not a very accurate depiction of most Americans.
I have a good friend who flirts a bit ... American style. When he says'wow you've lost weight (I've weighed the same for donkey's years), I quote the Dylan Moran quip ... uncomfortable silence then we carry on. Love him always just so funny
His delivery is beautiful to watch. Such ease and relaxed but sharp as a razor.
It's always funny to see how shocked Americans can get when confronted with the fact that nobody outside of the US sees them as the good guys.
You have to remember just how parochial many Americans are. (Full disclosure: I'm American myself.) So many Americans are raised in rural, conservative, and/or religious areas and aren't really exposed to new or different ideas or ways of thinking. Someone from Idaho, Colorado or Mississippi may well have no idea how someone from California, Massachusetts or Pennsylvania sees the world and America's place in it, never mind understanding how someone from Paris, Auckland or Tokyo views America...
@@taxesdeathandtrouble.1886 Lets stop and think about this. Now the US went into Korea to support the totalitarian South Korean government they imposed. The North with China's help pushed them all the way back to the sea. WHO was it that came and bailed you out of that? The first gulf war after Saddam tried legally to stop Kuwait from slant drilling but the US refused to let the UN or any body so anything because US oil companies were profiting off stolen oil. So who was it who helped the US out,,,,same usual countries. Next the war in Afghanistan, turned out it had nothing to do with 9/11 but sympathy for the US ran high so again US allies stepped up and helped out. As it became clear they had been lied to and were dying for nothing at all they all withdrew. The US like Vietnam lost that one too. Same deal in the second gulf war, US allies helped them out to take a country that was at peace with the world and no threat. The US fabricated evidence for a war of US Aggression, some allies knew better and did not help this time while others did. In the end it was just about the theft of resources for the USA. In all of the 20th century the US has not won a war on it's own. It's started many but no won one. You know this is getting a bit one sidded.
@@suchanhachan That is so true. As you said even within the US people in different states can have very differing access to real education and public knowledge. And it's only getting worse.
@@taxesdeathandtrouble.1886 So you will personally turn up then? "You" will turn up if there's oil involved
It's always funny how shocked comedians outside of America are when Americans tell him #1, we don't care, call us when you need something, (to Taxes' point), and #2, that's just lazy comedy writing, s#!+ting on the beheamoth in the room that everyone loves to hate. I normally love Dylan, but come on, man.
As a Californian, I can say that as odd as it sounds that Mr Schwarzenegger was governor, he was actually married to a Kennedy (meaning he has the ability to compromise), believes climate change is real and is now promoting veganism as a way to curb carbon emissions. He actually a fairly balanced and informed man, one of the last remaining reasonable-Republicans, and he didn’t do a terrible job as governor either… sooooooo. 🤷🏻♀️
Yes, this is all true. However...
"GIT TO DE CHOPPAH"
"AHHHH I'MA CAHP, YOU IDIOT"
"IS NAHT A TOOMA"
is also equally true. So... obviously we have hit some sort of impassé or stalemate.
It’s not safe to joke with or even talk to Americans they take every little thing literally.
Yeah. It Arnie is also a supporter of genocide. Apparently he stands with Israel. Must be the Austrian genetics because we a,l remember the last Austrian that got involved with genocide.
@@ginalou5774 Ffs you’se clowns never stop… Americans they’re like so literally uhm ah super, super like boring and uhm predictable like, literally.
@@ginalou5774 To be fair to Arnie, the pro-Israel and anti-Palestinian propaganda in the States is so pervasive, he probably doesn't think Israel is doing anything other than defending itself against terrorism. They're simply not getting a balanced view over there, sadly.
As a not so proud, not so exceptional American, I take offense to this hilariously funny and on point comedy routine.
Superb piece of comedy. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’ve had the pleasure of meeting many Northern American people and while there are many intelligent and genuinely likable folks from that country, the people I’ve been most embarrassed for and been annoyed by are also from the same country…
I'm from the US, so...same! 😁
I’m from USA and my favorite part was when you called all of North America “that country”.
I guess we are succeeding haha
I was on a cruise ship once with a lot of Americans in the Mediterranean. They had this knack of pointing things out very loudly, which didn’t need to be said, like “look the coffee machine is over there“ but for some reason, they needed To Point at it and speak loudly enough, so the rest of the room could hear. I also had a couple of them behind me on the bus, admiring how peaceful and beautiful the Balkans were, when one of their party explained that the reason it was so beautiful was because they’ve never had any wars here. Informer Yugoslavia. My favourite was when I was in the pool, and one gentleman asked the other, what do you do, and both of them proceeded to explain what they had, not what they did.
No real disrespect intended: 1st time my sis and I on a plane to Europe 2 little girls our ages asked us where we were from we said Canada; consultation with parents);; do you guys speak Latin? Why can I not get that out of my head and they were adorable .... not so much since they kicked the trolley over when the stewardess was a little slow ... feel bad could be anyone's child just ... one of those things.
My Dad was born in the former Yugoslavia this happened all the time. We were on a cruise ship once when i was young; he spoke a lot of languages and had to translate constantly stuff like .... the menu says ... I miss my Dad. The worst for me was a film of Hamlet, Branagh and no-one was interested but me, I love swimming but whoosh; 4 hours later 2 people in an otherwise empty viewing room would not shut up about To be or not to be you cannot make this stuff up; I got stubborn and sat there for another 4 hours after they left. I love my Dad. He watched the last half with me in silence. And gave me a hug Every culture has its stuff, ... Americans abroad are ... Emily in Paris just don't get it.
I was born and raised in Canada. And I've now lived in the US for 9 years.
Before I moved to the US, I had a similar smug viewpoint of the US that this comedian expresses, and kind of looked down my nose at Americans for being crazy irrational gun-toting people.
But after 9 years, I couldn't imagine living anywhere else. My favourite thing about being American is that I can talk about and explore any idea I want, and that I can turn any idea I want into reality without running into a bunch of cultural blocks.
Life is never, ever, dull here. That's for sure. Lol
Wow, that's awesome! I actually have this really great idea, it's called communism
Go discuss gun control in Texas and let us know how that lack of cultural blocks works for you.
@@TheMonkeyscribe It's wonderful, because it goes just fine.
I'm a Texan, and you are a liar,lol.
@@rachelwitherspoon4394 It's probably because our perspectives on gun control are similar, that the conversations go well.
Californian here. This is quite old now but brilliant.
Yes but you guys have been insane for years you don't count. My sis was going to AA meeting with Benmont Tench of the Heartbreakers in the early '90s it got old vr fast. What I love about you guys is the Stanford Bunch , wow! (And they don't put down the beans).
The lifting section....
'in my underpants'
Had me in stitches.
"Divorced from reality?"
Haha, yeah, that's a lot of Americans.. but I would argue that anywhere else has it's ex-wives too.
Especially Europeans, I find 😂
Americans are very proud of their British / Irish heritage (myself included) and are eager to share that when they meet someone from the motherland
Australians, on the other hand, not so much.....
"The" motherland?! Britain and Ireland are two entirely different countries, with very different histories and cultures.( incuding hundreds of years of the oppression of Ireland by Britain). So which is it you're proud of, which do you want to share, and who with? You couldn't have made a more "American abroad" statement if you'd tried. And btw, no one who's actually from either country refers to them as "the motherland". That's a peculiarly American affectation.
I'm American and that's why I left. You see, I couldn't sound stupid enough, and I knew one day.. , They'd find out!
Ok so far? I have always found,
working in a 60 - room French museum, that it is the young and old middle - class Americans who visit cultural centres. Never the balloons.
I imagine it's different at the Louvre.
I ran away...
Find out what? That you really were stupid?
Dont sell yourself short, toots! Your stupidity is legendary! You are a virtual prodigy of stupidity! BTW, thanks for leaving; Its much better now!
Okay, at first, I thought the title of this video was, " Americans are the bad flatulence of the world." That, too, is accurate, and I am an American.
Irony is, real Seattlites only drink Starbucks if there is no other options available. And there's always other options.
Espresso Vivace is my favorite! 😍
It's not important!
Starbucks is way too expensive and my god the wait for a cup of coffee can be an hour.
@@wendi2819 I never enjoyed the flavor! I have had 'burnt' coffee before, and thats what he reminds me of!
Divorced from reality is accurate.
I’ve never heard of this guy but he’s got it right about America and Americans. Thanks for the laugh!
Check out "Black's Books"
God this man is a genius -- and as an American I can say he also 100% correct on all points!
Nice to see sooo many Americans in the comments with a sense of humour! 👍
Old set. Still true. And funny sad.
It seems old! Brits (or Irish people) smack-talking Americans. How novel! What fresh brilliance will they think of next? Maybe, "you know the difference between men and women?"
Yeah, never let anyone tell you California is a nice place until they’re proven they aren’t referring to any of the heavily populated portions people seem to think of. I spent 30 years in one of those areas and all it did was get more crowded and more covered in gang graffiti.
And the only explanation I have for Gov. Arnie, who we referred to as The Governator, was that the state had given up hope that any politician would improve things and figured, “Eh, this should be a laugh.”
He made me look up a word.
Exiguous!!!
@@KINDaf Exactly!
Well done you for bothering.
California is easy to explain. What happened to Europe the last time someone left an Austrian in charge?
I grew up in the UK. It is cold, wet, windy. The people are snobs, unfriendly and aggressive. They think they are special and superior; they love to mock others. The UK is ridiculously expensive and over taxed into poverty; just look at any UK high street to see how bad it is. Most activities in the UK are banned, and if not already banned are on the list to be banned. I moved to the USA. It is so much better than the UK in every respect. UK people love to denigrate the US but that is only to save their embarrassment on how bad the UK really is. The Americans do not denigrate the UK, no instead they enjoy how quaint and old fashion it is. Like something out of an old fairy tale.
Right, but let's go back to the Irish comedian at hand.
Gosh, this one was really triggered by Dylan's old stand-up routine. Look at this lol.
@@newsles2 Totally triggered yes.
@@andyrbush You can ignore him. he is just a common house troll. sorry things are tough in UK, mate! they arent necessarily glorious across the pond either! Chin up, and we will get through this!
@@inconnu4961 I left the UK. Worked around the world and emigrated to the US. The US is a much better place for working people than the UK.
I wish I had a pound for every American UA-cam commenter who made fun of us while simultaneously getting seriously butthurt when the favour is returned. Id be a rich man.😂
Please put dates on these clips so we’re not struggling to figure out what’s being joked about
Good bit. Great example of how children living in their parents basements worldwide resent their parents but aren’t willing to pay their own way though life. Particularly funny coming from an Irishman where anyone with any drive and work ethic left a couple of centuries ago and built the house with the basement the rest of the world lives in. Nope, America and Americans are not perfect and have LOTS of room for improvement….but every soul on the planet enjoys the largesse of the United States in the same way that teens universally enjoy their parents incomes. Just like those teens nothing is more enjoyable to the rest of the world than to pretend they are smarter and more capable than Mommy and Daddy all the while living in the basement and not contributing anything of importance and barely providing for their own succor.
1 minute in and it's accurate. lol
Plural of American is Americans not American’s
As a British born American, I can confirm this.
Americans, British and Canadians are the same. They speak the same language, they are colonizers and they originate from Europe. You are all one and the same
My takeaway is US Elections should include a “Feats of Strength” portion to the debates.
yep, I can't disagree. And Americans are getting worse. A lot of them think trump is a good idea. Lord have mercy.
I love this man
He sucked all the air out of the room, the nano second he turned it on the English. LOL. You could've heard a pin drop.
Arnold got there like most politicians... by being an actor.
OMG Thank you as nativie Indian ,your so no point, but in sted of Starbucks, they used guns and alcohol , and as for European they took pocahontas at 12 years old.. but your loving your humor ❤❤❤
america is the biggest mall in the world, the problem is when people think mall consumers are capable of being self aware when they're indoctrinated from the cradle to the tomb. It really isn't their fault, and amongst some comments from Americans lacking complete self awareness, there's also many comments that recognise it.
Say what you want about america but we are the most diverse, non racist country on the globe.
We have our problems same as anyone but theres no place I'd rather live.
2:27 omg you're accents are nuts 🎉😂
Nuts. and much older than yours …
Fun fact: they don't just look for oil and chocolate, sometimes, it's bananas! See also: the Cuyamel Fruit Company overthrowing the civil government of Honduras and installing a military government friendly to American corporate interests.
People in the US are very thin according to this comedian. Truly hilarious, indeed.
Yeah, I think he’s only been to Manhattan or the posh parts of L.A., maybe. 😅
The point is, when we're thin, we're really really thin; when we're not, we're our own zip code.
@@noracola5285 Yes, that’s what I was referring to-where the ultra-thin, ultra-chic people live.😉
We are a nation of huge contrasts.
Fentynal mixed with dmso and painted on the door handles of your enemies is the best revenge, the dmso makes the Fentynal absorb in to the skin fast,dmso can be purchased from any horse supply shop, landlords and tow truck drivers first
Early today had a flash: What Graham Greene meant by the “Quiet American” - it is a dead one.
lmfao...hate us that bad huh ? wgaf...lol
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I lived in England for some years. Great beers, nice food, cute girls. Sometimes I'd meet really hate filled anti American brits though. But really it goes true all over Europe and yes....even here in America. Good and bad no matter where you go. Great to have a few laughs at what you know is right about some people. 😂👍
USA. Widespread Homelessness, daily mass murders, rampant violence, no healthcare, poor education, no real democracy, no safety, no freedom, no honesty, fake Christians, no infrastructure maintenance, no social welfare, selfish and greedy, no high speed rail, no social cohesion, racism, crimes against humanity, a destroyer of all - including itself.
I'm British myself, and yeah, there is a lot of anti-American sentiment here. Nobody bats an eye if you refer to an American as a "yank", but the second that you refer to a Chinese man as a ch***, or a Pakistani as a p***, or any of the other banned pejoratives, everyone loses it.
That has always bothered me. I have great sympathy for anyone who's maliciously made fun of for their accent or their country's history.
Who wants to read about you?
@PinemartenMusic right on. Cold world any more. Easy to ignore though lol. Whenever someone would run us american service men down, I just always had the confidence that I was doing my best to serve europe and all the countries there. I Will always love england... I've missed it ever since I left there.
@@ParchedPinemarten Well technically American is not the correct term for someone from the US. People from North or South America can be called Americans and it's not uncommon for South Americans to use the term themselves. Yank or Yankee goes back to the pre independence era with the oldest written reference I could find was Gen James Wolf a British Commander famous for helping defeat the French in whats now Quebec. The term USian dates back shortly after independence but never caught on but with the internet it has become quite popular. Google several online dictionaries.
Did you know my Grandmother? She was a Cobh from Cobh (of course).
6:50 someone is seriously not amused - bizarre
Aren't they more like drunk neighbors shooting guns in their backyard.
At least we put the milk back in the fridge.
It's terribly embarrassing, I blame lead in the water.
Pshaw. It's not the water, it's the poor education system. Logic isn't allowed, and water isn't encouraged. (Simple water doesn't contribute to capitalism, so F it.)
It DOES make me wonder! 😅
Funny but America is a large country, with a lot of variety. Outsiders think they know it but often don’t.
Its a comedy set. Im pretty sure these sorts of things are said in comedy with the implicit understanding that we all know these are over simplified and stereotypical for the sake of convenience. They often have to be for the joke to be funny.
Relax we dont all think the population of the USA is just hundreds of millions of clones of the same one redneck guy... 😅
Scotland is worse, dour pessimistic attitude is toxic.
He looks so well, it's splendid!
I've never known with Dylan -is he Bernard Black in real life?
I think there is a LOT of him in that character, yeah.
The apostrophe in the thumbnail graphic is embarrassing.
The thing that really distinguishes Americans is that we think we can get away with doing anything, and we don't need to be smart to do it.
We inherited this from the British who went to India and gave everything English names.
"Your name was Rajesh. I'm gonna call you Billy."
America is the Alabama of the Universe.
I graduated high school with arnolds signature on my high school diploma. the state was run pretty okay when he was in office
Trying to be Eddie Izzard, are you?
Hardly. He's been around at least as long.
Very funny; shame about the illiterate thumbnail text, though....
Absolutely. Extraneous apostrophes make me nauseous.
On the thumbnail: "American's"
Is that a contraction, as in "American is?" Why is it that English writers, when using an apostrophe at all, are more likely to use it incorrectly than not? Perhaps that's (note: contraction, "that is") why people seem to put -- willy-nilly -- apostrophes preceding the "s" at the end of so many words where they don't belong. I'm sure we'll someday soon see a sentence such as, "Thi's incorrect use of apostophe's cause's me stres's."
Because natives don't have to spend as much time or effort in using their mother tongue, and anyone learning a language is used to putting effort into getting things right.
Nice try there.
I'm American, and appalled by Americans today.
If y'all will let me in, I will give up my guns, and promise to play nice.
In full disclosure though, I have all my teeth, they are bright white, and line up nicely, but I'm willing to undergo an English makeover....
😂😂 👍
Please fix the spelling mistake (apostrophe) in the thumbnail.
Thank you
Inside the Starbucks part of this is so much truth that if you really knew the depth of it you would cry. And if you come to many towns in Italy especially in the north you see what he is saying is true … and it makes me cry. It took just 20 years for it to drastically shift due to the globalization wave that swallowed cultural nuances and banished them to history. Just like it banished countless small shops cafes and businesses with character to the fading memories of locals who started believing huge ports of consumerism and hyper convenience was a suitable substitute.
Starbucks didn't work in Australia. There's only a few left as we have a strong coffee culture from the large Italian immigration period decades ago.
I'd give him 2 thumbs up if I could! 😂
Amusing how most the world leaches off the USA but then trash talks it. Real good friends, high class.
Burger King?
No idea how to take a joke, eh?🤔
Imagine going through life thinking all these moments and jokes etc were 100% sincere and intended to disparage you. Your life must be exhausting and filled with anxiety, poor thing - i feel bad for you 🫂❤
@@Loctorak ah, a surface appreciation of reality.
Why does the poster grx for this video have an apostrophe for the plural? That just looks makes ya look ignorant before we even watch.
Dylan is freaking hilarious
If you think HE is good, you should listen to Eddie Izzard!
@Inconnu 49 I have and I agree. "Action Transvestite!"