"Divine Kiss.." A Grand Commander Izuku Midoriya(Deku) x Combatant Listener ASMR Spicy Spicy Ver

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  • Опубліковано 29 гру 2024

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  • @gabriellepolyrogano9928
    @gabriellepolyrogano9928 4 роки тому +4299

    Imma be back later when y'all start making funny comments for me to read while listening

  • @daddyshark8166
    @daddyshark8166 4 роки тому +2768

    Deku-“I hate bringing pain to people who don’t deserve it.”
    Me-*sips tea in anger over dragon king Bakugou*

    • @daddyshark8166
      @daddyshark8166 4 роки тому +82

      spare coochie mam? 😔

    • @sueasui7814
      @sueasui7814 4 роки тому +56

      Daddy Shark I got sum to spare 🥺🤟

    • @nono-dm1se
      @nono-dm1se 4 роки тому +21

      Oh hi Daddy shark are should I say kirishima!

    • @charitienicholas9631
      @charitienicholas9631 4 роки тому +15

      @Daddy Shark *preach it*

    • @arimay3829
      @arimay3829 4 роки тому +28

      Daddy Shark Deku is a precious bean but if he hurts angry boom boom man...
      No. Just no.

  • @midopima436
    @midopima436 4 роки тому +2805

    Deku: long hair, *freckles* , battle scar, hard and focused eyes, polite but badass, considerate, knows magic
    Me: *oh no he’s hooot!!*
    Edit: oh shoot that’s a lot of likes 0.0”
    Edit 2: WHAT THE- WHAT- WHEN-?!

    • @silly1011_
      @silly1011_ 4 роки тому +41

      EnderLoverNvs In a squidward voice, dont forget the squidward voice

    • @bug7059
      @bug7059 4 роки тому +18

      Noot Noot

    • @crystalkitty9746
      @crystalkitty9746 4 роки тому +15

      EnderLoverNvs U know it! (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

    • @raytorosguacrecipe2522
      @raytorosguacrecipe2522 4 роки тому +22

      I f-felt that spiritually. . . . . . .

    • @fluffymarshy2733
      @fluffymarshy2733 4 роки тому +25

      Who knew he would look good with long hair :3

  • @N30N_SLAUGHT3R
    @N30N_SLAUGHT3R 4 роки тому +1652

    Deku: This blade has killed many things
    Me: HmMMMm like uH DRAgOnS-

    • @muslischachtel7023
      @muslischachtel7023 4 роки тому +50

      MmHmHhhhhh lime Ughhhhh....MmMEee ?!

    • @totallynotparker.3579
      @totallynotparker.3579 4 роки тому +58

      *_THE ALTERNATE DRAGON ME PERHAPS?_*

    • @meeplol802
      @meeplol802 4 роки тому +31

      *flash backs* ..... *shivers*

    • @meeplol802
      @meeplol802 4 роки тому +30

      When he said I could kill him in the beginning I wasn't to be able to go back in time and stab him he killed us TT^TT we did nothing but speak to him and he's racist as fuck TT^TT
      Edit: wait the gods were racist af
      Bro
      This is why I’m atheist

    • @harrowingseer
      @harrowingseer 4 роки тому +12

      I feel like you all haven't seen Skyrim. Because lord this is on the same level-

  • @nanou4994
    @nanou4994 4 роки тому +2087

    Brain: this seems interesting
    Eyes: dAym he’s hot
    Fingers: click
    Sleep: wait what about me-

  • @helloleonhere
    @helloleonhere 4 роки тому +1346

    Izuku: I’m sorry....it was the only thing I could do. The gods were being angry....They...demanded it. Justice....blood for blood....condemnation and damnation...it was....something I could not turn down!
    Me:
    Me: Sir, this is a McDonald’s drive thru you’re holding up the line and scaring customers

    • @luckvoltiasimp9226
      @luckvoltiasimp9226 4 роки тому +33

      Yes please hurry I want my fries

    • @muslischachtel7023
      @muslischachtel7023 4 роки тому +12

      PFFFFHAHAHA I LOVE THIS

    • @parisphillips4217
      @parisphillips4217 4 роки тому +9

      Same.i loved this! 😂😂😂
      Also why are you making me die of laughter?!

    • @helloleonhere
      @helloleonhere 4 роки тому +6

      Paris Phillips please don’t die 😆

    • @helloleonhere
      @helloleonhere 4 роки тому +9

      PuppetQueen 1987 I’m sorry ma’m/sir I will give you an extra batch of free fries with your order

  • @nanou4994
    @nanou4994 4 роки тому +1696

    Y’all ever look at a comment and say “damn I wish I wrote that”

  • @Shoumie
    @Shoumie 4 роки тому +540

    Midoriya: "You should watch where you're going. Wouldn't want you to get hurt."
    My brain, still in villain Midoriya mode: "WOulDn'T WaNT yOu tO gET hURt, RiiIGhT?! :)"

  • @rozagxcha7197
    @rozagxcha7197 4 роки тому +704

    Me: *With my sister that I haven't seen in 4 months*
    Yagami: *Posts*
    Me: *Goes to get my headphones*
    My sister: What are you doing?
    Me: This is normal. Just don't question it!
    My sister: Show me.
    Me: No
    My sister: *Snatches my phone* What's this?
    Me: *Snatches my phone back* Le gasp! I trusted you! *Runs to the other room to keep listening to Yagami*
    Edit: Dayum. That's a lot of likes. Thank you!

    • @Bimbo-w1n
      @Bimbo-w1n 4 роки тому +12

      I know how you feel my brothers do it all the time one😡!
      One time my brothers ripped out my headphones when I was watching a sammich and I've never left yt so quick and locked my phone😂😂

    • @rozagxcha7197
      @rozagxcha7197 4 роки тому +6

      I've been so close to getting caught listening to Sammich so many times, Toshi! 🤣 ...Wait All might why are you here?!

    • @chl9rine691
      @chl9rine691 4 роки тому +6

      I was doing my chores while listening and my earbuds fell and it disconnected and deku was moaning so fucken loud good thing that im am speed and put it back in lol

    • @britishunholyscreechingnis5837
      @britishunholyscreechingnis5837 4 роки тому +5

      @@chl9rine691 I'm so glad my headphones stop the playing of any music, UA-cam video, etc. 😓😅

    • @chl9rine691
      @chl9rine691 4 роки тому +3

      @@britishunholyscreechingnis5837 my head phones stop too but that one time they didn't idfk why 😅

  • @silverfox_x3
    @silverfox_x3 4 роки тому +986

    Yato: have a long haired Deku
    Me: Marriage, Children, NOW!

    • @ichihimefan91
      @ichihimefan91 4 роки тому +34

      Long hair deku
      Me: *goes to bakugou's side*

    • @Reeces_piece
      @Reeces_piece 4 роки тому +25

      Long hair Deku
      Me: marry me noooooooooow

    • @isabeauwolf562
      @isabeauwolf562 4 роки тому +35

      Long haired Izuku, with battle scars, still our favorite best boy, passionate and kind... *snuggles and wags tail* "Let me have your offspring!"

    • @kittygachacookies8616
      @kittygachacookies8616 4 роки тому +12

      This is the weird side of UA-cam ain't it?

    • @Reze333e
      @Reze333e 4 роки тому +15

      Long Hair Deku
      Me: *[Deku has unlocked My V-card]*

  • @deuced808
    @deuced808 4 роки тому +495

    Friend: Don’t worry sexy Midoriya doesn’t exist
    Yagami: nOw tHis LooKz LIke a jOb fOr mE

  • @pedroeltlacuachevolador6091
    @pedroeltlacuachevolador6091 4 роки тому +789

    Him: is there anything more that you want?
    Me: A you to hug.

    • @itsyuuki
      @itsyuuki 4 роки тому +6

      90th like! Congrats!!

    • @sunlvvr
      @sunlvvr 4 роки тому +19

      bts sucks
      *C H I C K E N*
      *S T R I P S S*

    • @appsa44
      @appsa44 4 роки тому +4

      Aww that sweet

    • @darcy72738
      @darcy72738 4 роки тому +6

      Frenzy Kenzie F R I C K
      Y A
      C H I C K E N
      S T R I P S

    • @totallynotparker.3579
      @totallynotparker.3579 4 роки тому +7

      @DioBrando55 *gasp* If he lets us can I go with you?

  • @yejinkim7088
    @yejinkim7088 4 роки тому +837

    me: *sees the new playlist*
    me: *starts freaking out cuz i thought yato wasnt gonna upload today*
    edit:
    friend: who's your favourite asmrist?
    me: *intense sweating*

    • @juuvoygitckbj
      @juuvoygitckbj 4 роки тому +5

      same tho

    • @findingnemo8330
      @findingnemo8330 4 роки тому +6

      @weaboo thing wait ur friend know ur listening to this (ತ,_ತ)

    • @juuvoygitckbj
      @juuvoygitckbj 4 роки тому +6

      @@findingnemo8330 my friends know i listen to this daily bread

    • @yejinkim7088
      @yejinkim7088 4 роки тому +4

      @@dark_Ultima my friend and i would end up giggling too much and turning off the video ;-;

    • @kyowvo9504
      @kyowvo9504 4 роки тому +7

      I always talk about Yagami and only 3 of my friends know her but one of them that didn’t look her up and clicked on a Karma vid and all i gotta say is she is scarred for life XD

  • @bubblegumsnowdrop
    @bubblegumsnowdrop 4 роки тому +634

    “I have a few tricks up my sleeve…”
    Me, remembering the Katsuki audio: YEAH YOU’RE LITERALLY IMMORTAL;;; MAKES BEATING YOU;;;; BIT HARD;;;;

    • @bubblegumsnowdrop
      @bubblegumsnowdrop 4 роки тому +1

      @Unexplored Space I don’t remember 100% for sure, but I think it was the Katsuki one published just before this one. (“I’ll claim what’s mine” I believe it was called)
      My memory may be a bit wonky here, but I’m pretty sure that was the one.

  • @lars6680
    @lars6680 4 роки тому +558

    Midoriya: I just came back from the battle field,and I did something I kinda regret.
    Me: *Remembers the Dragon King Bakugo video* 😳

  • @briannaboswell-rowe4222
    @briannaboswell-rowe4222 4 роки тому +482

    deku: I promise you im not some kid..
    *flashback to all the asmrs where he absolutely rammed us*
    me: oh I know honey....

  • @laurwance0768
    @laurwance0768 4 роки тому +368

    izuku: talking about how we deserve a chance.
    bakugo: *bruh*

  • @wannabe.sawako
    @wannabe.sawako 4 роки тому +641

    Me: **still sad over Listener getting hurt in the previous Listener x dragan baku**
    Yato: **uploads this**
    Me: i forgive you

    • @Bimbo-w1n
      @Bimbo-w1n 4 роки тому +15

      I'm still not over that cliff hanger it was painful

    • @ashketchum9398
      @ashketchum9398 4 роки тому +2

      @@Bimbo-w1n hi Mr. Yagi-

    • @Bimbo-w1n
      @Bimbo-w1n 4 роки тому +3

      @@ashketchum9398 Hello my boy how are you?

    • @wannabe.sawako
      @wannabe.sawako 4 роки тому +1

      @@Bimbo-w1n it was *so* painful!

    • @ashketchum9398
      @ashketchum9398 4 роки тому +1

      @@Bimbo-w1n I'm doing good today

  • @zoeas_if
    @zoeas_if 4 роки тому +305

    "You'd think I would've become numb, after killing tens of thousands..."
    **Spits out water** What?
    "...Maybe even hundreds of thousands."
    Dafuq?!

  • @sashagrace4200
    @sashagrace4200 4 роки тому +417

    “This blade has killed many fiends”
    Cool cool, *wait a dang second* kIlLeD!!?!?!

  • @laurwance0768
    @laurwance0768 4 роки тому +431

    izuku: is there something you want of me? sadly, i cannot give you my blade.
    me: *hah* you think i want a *sword?* i want my *life* back (ref from dragon king bakugo)

    • @moonrixe
      @moonrixe 4 роки тому +3

      Yes! XD 😂😂😂

    • @ShotoTodoroki-qs3ip
      @ShotoTodoroki-qs3ip 4 роки тому +9

      Wait we die in that one? I really need to catch back up on that series.

    • @moonrixe
      @moonrixe 4 роки тому +14

      @@ShotoTodoroki-qs3ip well we got stabbed by deku then bakugou was freaking out and mad then he gave us to kirishima, he was healing us but it didn't work so idk if we died or not :p

    • @ShotoTodoroki-qs3ip
      @ShotoTodoroki-qs3ip 4 роки тому +1

      Moonlight_ thedarkwolf Thanks!

    • @moonrixe
      @moonrixe 4 роки тому

      @@ShotoTodoroki-qs3ip Chu welcome uwu

  • @miukuro6294
    @miukuro6294 4 роки тому +368

    Friend: don't worry Deku with slick hair dosent exist-
    Me: *dead*
    Friend: welp shes dead *sees Deku with slick hair*
    Friend: *dies*
    Me: haha I was faking it-
    me:OH SHIT SHES DEAD-

  • @whompwhomp2823
    @whompwhomp2823 4 роки тому +762

    me: *sees deku with long hair*
    also me: he just pulled a pro gamer move-

  • @charitienicholas9631
    @charitienicholas9631 4 роки тому +178

    Deku: "Our army could use people like you."
    Me: 'Could have fooled me...' {flashback of being stabbed by the same Deku months after they effectively assumed they left you for dead}. "Really?"

    • @VIVIYFERNANDO
      @VIVIYFERNANDO 4 роки тому +3

      Didn't he say something like that to dragon us . . . . .I'm salty

    • @charitienicholas9631
      @charitienicholas9631 4 роки тому +4

      @@VIVIYFERNANDO Oh yeah, it was along the lines of being thankful for our help and how they needed more troops.
      *Shedding salt flakes everywhere*
      Guess what he really means is he needs fodder, (especially since they assumed Bakugou's listener would have been eaten... in more of the BBQ style than what really went down). +Is my head in the gutter?+

  • @scaramouchesbelovedwife
    @scaramouchesbelovedwife 4 роки тому +492

    Me: *hIgH lIfE sInNeRs hAvE sPaWnEd.*
    Also me: I’m not the only high life sinner it seems! ÙwÚ

    • @itsyuuki
      @itsyuuki 4 роки тому +6

      80th like! Congrats!!!!

    • @scaramouchesbelovedwife
      @scaramouchesbelovedwife 4 роки тому +6

      Yuuki Kurotsuki thank you!

    • @totallynotparker.3579
      @totallynotparker.3579 4 роки тому +6

      144 like UwU
      Also no not the only won...

    • @scaramouchesbelovedwife
      @scaramouchesbelovedwife 4 роки тому +7

      Hi I'm Nobody Hi thank you! And you are not a nobody! Us high life sinners stick together and are not alone and never will be!

    • @totallynotparker.3579
      @totallynotparker.3579 4 роки тому +6

      @@scaramouchesbelovedwife ... *grab hug* you is my caring bean child now...I loves you so very much~

  • @itsyuuki
    @itsyuuki 4 роки тому +750

    Dear Yagami,
    I know you will never read this... but oh well, it just needs to be said.
    THANK YOU! You upload on an almost daily basis, and the videos are quiet long. It must take you a long time to get the script, record and then edit it. Thank you so, so, so much. All of us appreciate all the effort you put into your videos, and from a personal standpoint, each of your developed characters means something to me. (Like, how you develop our BnHA boys through out the roleplay.) Deku *always* makes me smile, Bakuboi makes me feel confident and strong, and Shoto makes me feel like I can fight whatever is coming at me. And then there are others, but we aint got all day.
    Anyways,
    ARIGATOU, YAGAMI-SAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    P.S. Have a nice year (I know I'm late)!

    • @YagamiYato
      @YagamiYato  4 роки тому +181

      Aww thank you! ;;

    • @kirbysthiccthighs
      @kirbysthiccthighs 4 роки тому +97

      @Yagami Yato Just wanted to add to OP’s original comment to say you’re precious and your videos make me feel so much better about myself. Love you, Yato!! You’re beautiful inside and out. Your videos have gotten me through so many panic attacks and rough nights. So much dysphoria AND my eating struggles. Very few youtubers have been able to do that for me. I really appreciate the effort you put into making videos for us.
      Sending love💖

    • @itsyuuki
      @itsyuuki 4 роки тому +37

      @@YagamiYato Oh mah gawd!!!!!
      I am shooketh.

    • @itsyuuki
      @itsyuuki 4 роки тому +16

      Thank you for the freaking 100 likes!!!!!!
      (Never have I ever dreamed of this.... Like, *ever*. I mean, but like... This is what Yagami-san does for us; making our dreams come true!)

    • @arsonhycan
      @arsonhycan 4 роки тому +9

      Yuuki Kurotsuki
      HELL YEAH WE APPRECIATE THE HELL OUT YAGAMI!!!! manly af

  • @silly1011_
    @silly1011_ 4 роки тому +510

    Us: *Literally just meets him*
    Also us: *Starts eating sandwiches with him after 34 minutes*
    Me: _Welp that escalated quickly_

  • @nuradibah3581
    @nuradibah3581 4 роки тому +208

    'You can take my hand right now'
    Me: bRo we literally just met 6 minutes ago-

  • @jordan-mk4by
    @jordan-mk4by 4 роки тому +560

    I'm sorry I'm still not over u stabbing me-
    >;(
    I was VIBING AND YOU JUST STABBED ME LIKE OKAY THEN

    • @animefreakazoid2504
      @animefreakazoid2504 4 роки тому +76

      Last time, in the Dragon King Bakuhoe vid we get vibe checked by Grand Commander Deku.
      Bakugo: *is angry at Deku*
      Deku: *sees us* VIBE CHECK
      us: oof

    • @asueisfrikinghere7409
      @asueisfrikinghere7409 4 роки тому +22

      jordan I was still mad at him too

    • @uncomfortablegayleftist6600
      @uncomfortablegayleftist6600 4 роки тому +31

      **sigh**
      Yato: Alright you fucking muppets! MANDATORY VIBE INSPECTION! EVERYONE LINE UP!

    • @raytorosguacrecipe2522
      @raytorosguacrecipe2522 4 роки тому +22

      @@IzukuMidoriya-dw9vh W-why did you do the s-stab stab??

    • @arimay3829
      @arimay3829 4 роки тому +16

      Izuku Midoriya I thought you loved us... why did you have to check the sharpness of your sword on us? 🥺

  • @pedroeltlacuachevolador6091
    @pedroeltlacuachevolador6091 4 роки тому +232

    *Sees the drawing*
    *Cries un mexican happiness*
    OMG WHEN HE SAYS "IZUKU MIDORIYA" I LITERALLY GASPED

    • @MUZZAR0
      @MUZZAR0 4 роки тому +6

      We is both Mexican :D

    • @angelbonita
      @angelbonita 4 роки тому +3

      *reads in Dominican*

    • @luminous7440
      @luminous7440 4 роки тому +5

      *cries in mexican too*

    • @ki113r0wl
      @ki113r0wl 4 роки тому +4

      I'm Mexican dude :v I'm so proud qwp

    • @mintmacha9186
      @mintmacha9186 4 роки тому +4

      I'm black and Latina ùwú

  • @tsukikumoon2890
    @tsukikumoon2890 4 роки тому +209

    Me: *Hums while happily playing video games *
    Notification: *Slowly slides up beside me *
    Me: *Looks up at them and quickly backing away * What do you want? *Narrows eyes *
    Notifications: *Grins and rubs hands * Oh... you are going to _love_ me today.
    Me: *Blinks confused * Um.. how?
    Description: *Crashes through window with Deku and kneels before me * Hi there, I brought you a cute boi. *Holds out Deku *
    Me: *Looks to them and sweats bullets *
    Inner mind: _OH NO HE'S HOT!_
    Me: *Clears throat * Well I'll see to it that all of us have some refreshments today. *Rushes to the kitchen *

    • @itsyuuki
      @itsyuuki 4 роки тому +3

      40th like!
      Congrats!!!

    • @tsukikumoon2890
      @tsukikumoon2890 4 роки тому +4

      @*Casually screaming in gay* A-Are you O.K? Do you need water?! D:)

    • @arimay3829
      @arimay3829 4 роки тому +3

      Tsukikumoon why is Deku so damn cute >\\\\

    • @tsukikumoon2890
      @tsukikumoon2890 4 роки тому +2

      @Ari May I ask myself that every day I am alive. XD

    • @Bimbo-w1n
      @Bimbo-w1n 4 роки тому +3

      she thirsty😂😂

  • @nanou4994
    @nanou4994 4 роки тому +1799

    I edited this comment, now you will never know why I got all these likes

    • @imtrash9826
      @imtrash9826 4 роки тому +45

      Yuri Tarded wow how did you know!!! Did you put a camera in our rooms?!?!?!

    • @imtrash9826
      @imtrash9826 4 роки тому +25

      Also have a great day or night!

    • @OtakuAudioRedux
      @OtakuAudioRedux 4 роки тому +16

      Lol

    • @lazycoffee6787
      @lazycoffee6787 4 роки тому +23

      Tbh this is true😔✌️

    • @leikosenpai649
      @leikosenpai649 4 роки тому +18

      Aw sh!t
      Ya got me X'DDD ✨

  • @frcstwave
    @frcstwave 4 роки тому +362

    me: *sees the art*
    wow, this is incredible.
    the taste is immaculate, never tasted something so delicious before.
    edit: uhm... I know this might be annoying for some people, but thanks for the likes! I never got this much before, thanks for thinking I'm funny.

  • @Zenkuro
    @Zenkuro 4 роки тому +390

    Wait a sec
    Is the same one who stabbed us in Dragon Baku? Cause I have some strongly worded complaint letters to hand to him!!!

    • @moonrixe
      @moonrixe 4 роки тому +9

      IKR

    • @itsyuuki
      @itsyuuki 4 роки тому +6

      HAHHAHA LOL
      Super relatable

    • @silly1011_
      @silly1011_ 4 роки тому +11

      The comment: *Says there is one reply*
      Also this comment: *Has two replies*
      Me: _Hold up_

    • @moonrixe
      @moonrixe 4 роки тому +3

      @@IzukuMidoriya-dw9vh its ok sweetie úwù

    • @derricknkwellentungwe4648
      @derricknkwellentungwe4648 3 роки тому

      Lol

  • @jzelheart5663
    @jzelheart5663 4 роки тому +168

    Him: Is there anything more that you want?
    My head: you
    My body: you
    My very being: YOU
    What I actually say to him: uhh...

  • @strawberrifem
    @strawberrifem 4 роки тому +181

    Me- ‘Wakes up’
    Me- ‘Sees this’
    Also me- “MOM, IM STAYING IN BED FOR THE NEXT HOUR THANK YOU!!!”

  • @mochie.x
    @mochie.x 4 роки тому +124

    Izuku: "I'm better with my blade"
    (Y/N): **whippes out a shaving razor** *Me ToO!!!*

  • @angieyonagaslefttoe7009
    @angieyonagaslefttoe7009 4 роки тому +122

    “This sword has killed many *FEINS* “
    Me : Katsuki is a *FEIN*

  • @sashagrace4200
    @sashagrace4200 4 роки тому +365

    “Oh you poor thing”
    Thank you thank you...
    Sadly I am dying from *DBS*
    What’s that you might ask?
    *D U M B B I T C H S Y N D R O M E*

    • @mactire8586
      @mactire8586 4 роки тому +20

      Le gasp
      We have the same disease. 👊😔

    • @Bimbo-w1n
      @Bimbo-w1n 4 роки тому +17

      It's a fatal disease~ I've had it since the womb😢

    • @raytorosguacrecipe2522
      @raytorosguacrecipe2522 4 роки тому +8

      @@Bimbo-w1n Wait- w-why are you here??

    • @Bimbo-w1n
      @Bimbo-w1n 4 роки тому +5

      @@raytorosguacrecipe2522 .... why are you here?

    • @raytorosguacrecipe2522
      @raytorosguacrecipe2522 4 роки тому +4

      @@Bimbo-w1n Uhm... No... R-reason...

  • @hihowareyou424
    @hihowareyou424 2 роки тому +137

    Deku: "Doesn't that scare you?"
    Me: "if anything, it intrigues me"

  • @newby8866
    @newby8866 4 роки тому +377

    Me: *Upset because my parents bothered me all day yesterday*
    Yagami Yato: Here you go!! ❤️
    *Deku looking so fine as hell*
    Me: Wait that’s illegal-
    34:00 UwU this is for you fellow sinners

    • @four_e_y_e_s
      @four_e_y_e_s 4 роки тому +5

      That was fast-

    • @mintealin
      @mintealin 4 роки тому +4

      Were u even watching the whole vid?
      But I ain't complaining

    • @phynx3256
      @phynx3256 4 роки тому +2

      You. Are. SPEEEEEEEEEEED

    • @cherryblossom1460
      @cherryblossom1460 4 роки тому +2

      You again...my worst enemy
      My innocence, gone forever.

  • @cindybenitez4782
    @cindybenitez4782 4 роки тому +80

    Deku: 2:56
    Me: jUsT dId A bAd ThInG.. i ReGrET tHe THinG I dID

    • @yuugaaoyama3720
      @yuugaaoyama3720 4 роки тому +7

      And you're wondering what it is!
      *stabbing Dragon King Bakugou's lover..*

    • @ariamonty1458
      @ariamonty1458 4 роки тому +2

      And I oop-

  • @KC-xg7gs
    @KC-xg7gs 4 роки тому +127

    Me: "If the Gods really do work and live through you... then let's give them a Show..."
    Deku: *Deku.ex has stopped working*

    • @artimals2188
      @artimals2188 4 роки тому +3

      I- I mean- same tho-

    • @yvunii
      @yvunii 4 роки тому +3

      K.C UNDERCOVER?!?!???!! What are YOU DOING HERE-

    • @jojorinku8774
      @jojorinku8774 4 роки тому +2

      Yo I would've liked this comment but it has a perfect 69 likes

    • @derricknkwellentungwe4648
      @derricknkwellentungwe4648 3 роки тому +1

      Well I mean your not wrong

    • @becauseican4913
      @becauseican4913 2 роки тому +1

      We gave them a show alright 🤣

  • @sarah4265
    @sarah4265 2 роки тому +209

    Deku: *tripps into me
    Y/N: I just wanted to visit my mom 🥲

  • @demboi6676
    @demboi6676 4 роки тому +137

    Me: stressed and all stuffs....
    Me: the group leader of almost all subjects
    Me: not getting enough sleep
    *sees yato’ s new post
    Me: imma gonna go and leave school works right away

    • @findingnemo8330
      @findingnemo8330 4 роки тому +1

      @Demi Kaboo ME

    • @shy8311
      @shy8311 4 роки тому +1

      Omg I feel u on so many levels. School is stressing me out so much right now.

  • @Ang3lissa
    @Ang3lissa 4 роки тому +53

    34:00
    Really hit different
    𝕃
      𝕄
        𝔸
         𝕆
         𝕠
          𝕠
         𝕠
         。
        。
       .
       .
        .
        .

  • @sontia1
    @sontia1 4 роки тому +63

    Deku: I can;t stand cruelty.
    Me: Even though you killed me? >:(
    Deku: I can't forgive scoundrels who waste lives.
    Me: Like you did to me. >:(
    Deku: Those who waste lives they have no honor, and therefore they make ppl like you suffer.
    Me:Like when you made me suffer for becoming a dragon when i didn't want to become 1? >:(
    Deku: I won't kill any1 unless they truly deserve it.
    Me: So I sacrificed myself so you could get away and I deserved to die? >:(
    Deku: I'm not a cold blooded murder, just someone with conviction.
    Me:OMG DO YOU EVEN HEAR YOURSELF!?! >:O

  • @smolllbeannn3746
    @smolllbeannn3746 2 роки тому +52

    Deku: *''the orignal- '' (pig nose)*
    me: *W H E E Z E.*

  • @Undead_Remizzz
    @Undead_Remizzz 2 роки тому +263

    Deku:Your something else you know that?"
    I CACKLED LIKE A DAMN WITCH ON DRUGS

  • @godsangel7671
    @godsangel7671 4 роки тому +66

    OKAY YES WE LOVE OUR LORD AND SAVIOR YATO
    BUT...
    DEKU YOUR HAIR--
    I-
    *faints*

  • @chocolate_cow3845
    @chocolate_cow3845 2 роки тому +88

    Deku:*talking*
    Me: I wasn't listening
    DEKU: WHY?

  • @VIVIYFERNANDO
    @VIVIYFERNANDO 4 роки тому +90

    GOsH DaNg iT iM sTiLl mAd aT hIm fOR sTAbiNg mEh why did you make him look so good I'm in a conflict

    • @zoozlesart
      @zoozlesart 4 роки тому +4

      VIVIYFERNANDO
      I still want to punch him in the face for that

    • @zoozlesart
      @zoozlesart 4 роки тому +4

      Izuku Midoriya
      Me:*punches*
      Also me:*grabs face* BABY! Why do you do this to me! I love you, but never do that again or I swear...
      Demon voice: you’ll be in a hospital bed for moths.
      Me again: okay! *kisses cheek *. Love you!

    • @VIVIYFERNANDO
      @VIVIYFERNANDO 4 роки тому +1

      @@IzukuMidoriya-dw9vh ahhhh I love you but I want to smack you AahHahHa

    • @VIVIYFERNANDO
      @VIVIYFERNANDO 4 роки тому +1

      @@zoozlesart why was that a mood and a half

    • @saylorashman1434
      @saylorashman1434 4 роки тому

      Kirishima would call it a vibe check from god, not a near death experience.

  • @dinonugget6958
    @dinonugget6958 4 роки тому +49

    Me: **seeing a grand commander deku** WAIT A DAMN MINUTE-
    friend: isnt that deku from dragon king baku-
    Me: WE DONT SPEEK OF HIM, HE STABBED US-
    Edit:
    Deku: "you could have ben in so much danger...what if i killed you?"
    Me: yea, sorry, no-
    Friend: didnt he stab us? Does that mean he could have killed us-
    Me: I SAID WE DONT TALK ABOUT HIM-

  • @rnd0m_p3rs0n5
    @rnd0m_p3rs0n5 2 роки тому +160

    Deku: "I can give you anything but my blade" (Or something like that)
    Me: "Gimme your soul!!" 😃✨

    • @emeliazerihun3714
      @emeliazerihun3714 2 роки тому +5

      YES

    • @becauseican4913
      @becauseican4913 2 роки тому +8

      I had flashbacks from the Kiribaku dragon audio where Kiri said „ I‘ll tend to the kings BLADE“

    • @oryt-
      @oryt- 2 роки тому +4

      That is true I literally said that I was nowhere and my family was staring at me

    • @chikyu-chan
      @chikyu-chan 2 роки тому +2

      Fr 🤣🤣🤣

    • @pinkuran.
      @pinkuran. 2 роки тому +2

      LNFOAIAHAHAHAA

  • @maryhell72
    @maryhell72 2 роки тому +146

    DEKU : Look if anything happens just stay out of it .
    Me : SAVE YOUR PITY FOR THE WEEEEEEEK

    • @oryt-
      @oryt- 2 роки тому +4

      That is true

  • @ZETOwasfr
    @ZETOwasfr 2 роки тому +302

    Deku: i-
    Me: Outstanding, spectacular, amazing, gorgeous, beautiful, talented

  • @blkhoney2001
    @blkhoney2001 4 роки тому +127

    Me: *Hasn't seen Deku in a while*
    This video: *post*
    Me: PRAISE THE LORD!😤🙏
    Also me: Oh....I. I thought you were dead.
    Deku: My death was greatly exaggerated.

  • @liltoastcrunch5733
    @liltoastcrunch5733 2 роки тому +139

    Me: *enjoying the audio*
    My brain: So uh, if he has gods in him, does that mean the gods are watching us do the thing...?
    me: 😨😨😨😨😨

  • @annisamazing
    @annisamazing 4 роки тому +51

    *In Squidward Voice* OH NO HE'S HOT!!! 😍😍😍😯😩😩😫😫😫😫👌👌👌👌💕💞♥️💗💘💓❤️💖

  • @val5940
    @val5940 4 роки тому +53

    “what do we say crowd? didn’t think so. looks like we say nothing!”
    me when i tweet and get ignored

  • @daniellaherran2664
    @daniellaherran2664 4 роки тому +78

    This Deku remimds me of Dimitri. I wonder of Yato has played of any of the Fire Emblem game. That would be really cool.

    • @YagamiYato
      @YagamiYato  4 роки тому +34

      Omggggg I love him so much ;; actually like that whole house in TH is amazing

    • @daniellaherran2664
      @daniellaherran2664 4 роки тому +8

      @@YagamiYato Omg now I know.where you got inspiration from. Btw who is your favorite character besides Dimitri. I really loveee Dedeu too. He is too sweet. But alas I love Dimitri more.

    • @YagamiYato
      @YagamiYato  4 роки тому +7

      Felix!! And Ashe! I love them lots and awwww Dedeu is sooo cute and a big softy I love him lots ;;

    • @daniellaherran2664
      @daniellaherran2664 4 роки тому +5

      @@YagamiYato Yessssss they are so cute toooo!!!. Three houses was a game full with good boys and I must admit girls too. Btw do you happen to know about Anime Impulse, theu did games with the voice actors and it was fun as hell. You should watch them in your free time. Also now that we are speaking of fire emblem did consider doing audios of some of the characters? They are very few of them and I would like to see how would you do them. Then again you dont have to. Is only a suggestion. Anyways thank for the reply!

    • @YagamiYato
      @YagamiYato  4 роки тому +5

      Oh oh oh I watched that! Like the classroom with them XD fffff Claude and holy boy get in trouble too many times XD

  • @ShotoTodoroki-qs3ip
    @ShotoTodoroki-qs3ip 4 роки тому +67

    Deku: *Names himself judgment*
    Me: *flashbacks to death note. With kira/light yagami claiming he’s justice.
    Also me: Doesn’t mind one bit.

  • @NIkqAKL
    @NIkqAKL 2 роки тому +40

    Deku: 36:29 do you love me?...
    Me: why wouldn't I if I clicked this video ?

  • @ashyz15
    @ashyz15 2 роки тому +101

    Deku: is there anything of mine that you'd like?
    Me: Money. I accept cash or golden coins.

  • @gayannguenkou8821
    @gayannguenkou8821 4 роки тому +52

    Am I the only one who would die to hear a Fantasy AU Deku x Dragon!Listener ??? That would be cute seing Deku falling in love with someone who is part of the people he has sworn to destroy 😍😍.

  • @rumiusagiyama-mirko-7344
    @rumiusagiyama-mirko-7344 4 роки тому +31

    Me: *is mad at Deku for killing dragons*
    Deku: *has long hair*
    Me: "I FORGIVE YOU"

  • @rosamel1389
    @rosamel1389 4 роки тому +312

    Aye I see you sinners..you need some "Holy water"
    ...here you can have it ;)
    |
    v
    36:02 (its gonna cost you a like though)

  • @jellobowl1962
    @jellobowl1962 2 роки тому +147

    33:59 Surprise kisses get me every time, man, EVERY TIME 😫🤌🤌🤌

    • @creativesophie9300
      @creativesophie9300 2 роки тому +6

      SAME

    • @jellobowl1962
      @jellobowl1962 2 роки тому +6

      @@creativesophie9300 GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE. Sometimes it's these moments that make me the most flustered, (even more so than the actual spicy stuff) LOL

    • @creativesophie9300
      @creativesophie9300 Рік тому +6

      @@jellobowl1962right they get me sh flustered every single time. I don’t know why but when I hear surprise kisses I get butterflies😳🦋

    • @jellobowl1962
      @jellobowl1962 Рік тому +5

      @@creativesophie9300 Same!! I turn into a bumbling, flustered mess. Maybe it's because the characters themselves are flustered. Especially in a story like this, where Deku doesn't think he deserves love. But dang, as soon as the surprise kisses came along, he got to experience someone giving love/affection to him too. (And plus, their stuttering, their gasping, their "This is too overwhelming for me, but I love this feeling you give." all just take the cake LOL

    • @creativesophie9300
      @creativesophie9300 Рік тому +3

      @@jellobowl1962 lol😂

  • @twisty5930
    @twisty5930 4 роки тому +27

    There are two sides to every story and I'm glad I got to see a bit of Izuku's.

  • @bobatsuyu0818
    @bobatsuyu0818 4 роки тому +139

    Me: yeah time for some dek-
    Yagami yato: *uploads debut but spicy version*
    Me: well gonna get the holy water!
    Like for holly water!
    👍

    • @nono-dm1se
      @nono-dm1se 4 роки тому +2

      Thanks for the holy water imma need it after I watched 5+ hours of yagami yato today along
      I need help for I have sinned

    • @astroeli-v6h
      @astroeli-v6h 4 роки тому +2

      Angel pup mood

    • @19-20畢業生韋漢娜
      @19-20畢業生韋漢娜 4 роки тому +1

      Hey can I have 3 me and my friends are watching this

    • @bobatsuyu0818
      @bobatsuyu0818 4 роки тому +1

      WILSON HANNAH TAGGUIG [P6A韋漢娜] yes you may

    • @nexjin-ka4678
      @nexjin-ka4678 4 роки тому +1

      Sorry, I won't need it where I'm going. 😊 But I still get one for me fren!☺️

  • @insomniac_lover
    @insomniac_lover 4 роки тому +26

    Deku: " your eyes.."
    Me: " yeah...what about it?"
    Deku: "there's so much color in it"
    Me: "Well, YEAH! color of ANGRY FLAMES!! for stabbing me and HURT our King Bakugou!!"

  • @samb3254
    @samb3254 4 роки тому +32

    me: mad at izuku for LITERALLY STABBING ME
    also me: he regretted it🥺

  • @uwustrange_weeaboouwu8568
    @uwustrange_weeaboouwu8568 4 роки тому +33

    .....Izu with long hair down is one of the best things I'll ever see in my lifetime. And Yagami! I thought you where going to post tomorrow!? Not complaining tho. But still! And whoever is reading this, your awesome! And a very cool person! Let's be friends! ^^

  • @asteridyne
    @asteridyne 4 роки тому +48

    Deku: What’s your name?
    Me: mah name is jeff-

    • @supica3290
      @supica3290 Рік тому

      Do you know jeff the killer?

  • @blm1436
    @blm1436 2 роки тому +151

    Deku : I can get anything you want
    Me: can I get a piece of you 😏

    • @M0CH1_1
      @M0CH1_1 2 роки тому +10

      Ayo? Dabi what you doing here?🤨📸

    • @blm1436
      @blm1436 2 роки тому +11

      @@M0CH1_1teaching deku how to flirt like a pro

    • @M0CH1_1
      @M0CH1_1 2 роки тому +6

      @@blm1436 uh huh- what was that "can I get a piece of you" thing huh?-🤨

    • @blm1436
      @blm1436 2 роки тому +6

      @@M0CH1_1 I was just teaching him chill

    • @M0CH1_1
      @M0CH1_1 2 роки тому +6

      @@blm1436 mhm-🧍‍♀️

  • @cheriedavidson4704
    @cheriedavidson4704 4 роки тому +18

    I think it would be interesting to see all the different “listeners” meeting eachother for a monthly tea party to discuss their men and how much they get on their nerves XD! Bakugo’s listener complaining to Deku’s listener that he stabbed them XD

  • @chickenstrips1364
    @chickenstrips1364 4 роки тому +28

    yagami: uploads
    me: *THE LORD HAS SPOKEN*

  • @tiredkujo6436
    @tiredkujo6436 4 роки тому +30

    Me: Alright I’m going to do my project-
    Yagami: 𝙋𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙨
    Me: ಠ_ಠ
    * 𝙔𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙤𝙥 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙤𝙬 *
    𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙅𝙀𝘾𝙏
    cLiCks ViDeO

  • @oreomilk7631
    @oreomilk7631 4 роки тому +27

    The one dislike is dragon- bakuhoe 👀
    Also why the heck does deku look so damn fine here.....

  • @charlizeaiziahminor945
    @charlizeaiziahminor945 2 роки тому +38

    some guy: i can't wait to skin him!!
    me: shigaraki?!

  • @supernaturalcreatureinform3686
    @supernaturalcreatureinform3686 4 роки тому +17

    Deku- what was your name?
    Me- Lilith. It means night monster in Hebrew
    Deku- I like it! It suits you!
    Me-.....I love you

  • @defenderofjusticesevenzero7
    @defenderofjusticesevenzero7 4 роки тому +27

    Me: *is trying to sleep*
    The announcer: *“yeah we don’t do that here”*

  • @fbi3806
    @fbi3806 4 роки тому +45

    *sad after watch the baku king video*
    Me:*inhale* SO YOUR THE ONE WHO KILLED ME! *Crying* why I do hate you and love you...

    • @Funnelcake1234
      @Funnelcake1234 4 роки тому +1

      Hybrix Senadekai You reminded me of a song...I hate everything about you by Three Days Grace

    • @fbi3806
      @fbi3806 4 роки тому +2

      (I hate you I love you I hate that I live you you want her you need here and I'll never be her)

  • @muslischachtel7023
    @muslischachtel7023 4 роки тому +22

    Listeners to the last dragon king Bakugou Episode : "I didn't hurt you ?Did I?" * repeats it really sarcasticly *
    „ I'm really good with my swort! "
    HAH- yeah I sHoUlD KnOw ?!?
    Its quit the equil to " is it meee- jesuuus?"
    Boiii I guess I kinda have chosen my side though

  • @maryhell72
    @maryhell72 2 роки тому +80

    Deku : a gift from someone i Lost.
    Me : TOGAAAAAA OMG IS THAT YOUUU

  • @phoenixhive3396
    @phoenixhive3396 4 роки тому +122

    1 view...
    3 likes...
    UA-cam stop drinking

    • @longlostisanoc6787
      @longlostisanoc6787 4 роки тому +7

      Honestly tho 😂😂

    • @naliyah1316
      @naliyah1316 4 роки тому +6

      Honestly
      When is UA-cam never?

    • @totallynobody9638
      @totallynobody9638 4 роки тому +4

      It’s how they relive themselves from all of us watching Yato videos 24/7

    • @phoenixhive3396
      @phoenixhive3396 4 роки тому +2

      @@totallynobody9638 you're a genius

    • @totallynobody9638
      @totallynobody9638 4 роки тому +3

      Phoenix Playz thank chu! ^_^
      I’m happy somebody doesn’t hate how sarcastic I am!

  • @dinaas7351
    @dinaas7351 4 роки тому +28

    Deku: *bumps into me*
    *MOANS*
    Me : *surprised pikachu face*

  • @spongebob5684
    @spongebob5684 Рік тому +38

    He's a commander but once you get past his mean side he's all soft and adorable

  • @arimay3829
    @arimay3829 4 роки тому +25

    Me: **Still sad that Deku stabbed us in the Dragon King Bakugou video**
    Me: Broccoli Boi... why did you insist on checking how sharp your sword is by using us as the test subject?

    • @becauseican4913
      @becauseican4913 2 роки тому

      I do that too tho but with a kitchen knife

  • @alejandraperez1556
    @alejandraperez1556 4 роки тому +16

    *Think's to myself and look's to the right:* Okay,just try to stay calm and don't fangirl. *Finally look's at Deku.* OH,GOD,HE'S SO FREAKING HANDSOME!

  • @amywan343
    @amywan343 2 роки тому +22

    Whatever thing he said to heal is or something……
    “Your local Ashley store-“

  • @honeybear4206
    @honeybear4206 4 роки тому +36

    Nobody:
    Me: awwww cute wholesome-
    Yagami: think again
    Me: what-
    Yagami: *NSFW*
    Me: *lenny face*

  • @yorforger1995
    @yorforger1995 2 роки тому +112

    Spicy moment for those who come after 2 years: 38:22

  • @im.justpOppy
    @im.justpOppy 2 роки тому +97

    Listener after seeing Deku's passion:
    I.. I think I'm in love with this commander
    ❤💚

  • @NovaTastic
    @NovaTastic 4 роки тому +14

    Izuku: is there anything of mine that you'd like?
    *My brain at 2 in the morning* : your virgi- *WAIT NO*

  • @AlesiPanic
    @AlesiPanic 4 роки тому +11

    Me being lulled asleep by Yato’s wonderful voice: 😴
    The announcer voice catching me off guard: 😮
    “Look at me like a whimpering puppy” 😳🥴🥴

  • @hannafeefyefofanna
    @hannafeefyefofanna 4 роки тому +14

    **deku and listener meet that day and then end up falling in love in the end (and a bit more ;) )**
    Everybody in the real world: You mean to tell me you got engAGED TO A MAN YOU JUST MET. THAT. DAY????!
    Yamagami fans:
    Yes. Keep up.

  • @riddleandrews6763
    @riddleandrews6763 4 роки тому +6

    Me as a Merlin fan: •trying not to completely freak out about the fact that there was magic used in this because I know that all I’ll be able to think about is Merlin.• “That’s norm for the time period it’s set up in....” •me still trying not to think about Merlin because I know I’ll start crying because I’m sensitive sometimes• “Frrrriiiicccckkkk...”

  • @Randomperson-ug9kb
    @Randomperson-ug9kb 3 роки тому +9

    Deku: you must be a very skilled fighter
    Me who can barely fight my own baby sister: 👁👄👁💧

  • @gachalogicfan1117
    @gachalogicfan1117 2 роки тому +26

    Deku:"I know a lil magic"
    Me:Heheheh magic in ur kiss hehehe >////////