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  • Опубліковано 6 сер 2021
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  • @DangerouslyFunny
    @DangerouslyFunny  2 роки тому +181

    Download and play AFK Arena: click.fan/DangerouslyAFK Use the bonus codes for special rewards!: uf4shqjngq AND dqy4aq3pyw

  • @ailexx3377
    @ailexx3377 2 роки тому +248

    "Molotov cocktail + Sin = Fun"
    *Yes, I'm gonna have lots of fun sinning with that bottle...*

    • @Destorath666
      @Destorath666 2 роки тому +5

      That on fire bottle.....your into the kinky stuff huh

    • @antcommander1367
      @antcommander1367 2 роки тому +1

      just like in 1939 winter with soviets

    • @Rollmops-cj9oy
      @Rollmops-cj9oy 2 роки тому +2

      insert sneeze WHAT THE ACTUAL F

    • @wingames7528
      @wingames7528 2 роки тому +2

      WHAT THE F-

    • @flowey1145
      @flowey1145 2 роки тому +3

      each day we get futher form sanity

  • @aldwingabalfin098
    @aldwingabalfin098 2 роки тому +669

    "Don't try to play Russian Roulette with a semi-automatic pistol"
    Wow thanks game i really appreciated the advice

    • @creepyer9875
      @creepyer9875 2 роки тому +13

      What? I do that all the time

    • @1u_ugly90
      @1u_ugly90 2 роки тому +6

      Ye I will all the time

    • @ChaoticDoodle
      @ChaoticDoodle 2 роки тому +5

      @@creepyer9875 me too!

    • @lililili1546
      @lililili1546 2 роки тому +3

      I use a fully automatic

    • @matikubicki5960
      @matikubicki5960 2 роки тому +7

      Wait so I'm not suspose the use a rocket launcher???!!?

  • @TheMaziqueen
    @TheMaziqueen 2 роки тому +713

    Watching a new DF video is like sitting in a really nice comfy chair.

  • @Ak4ShadowZ
    @Ak4ShadowZ 2 роки тому +137

    It makes me sad that he didn’t try “Salt” and “Water” to make the ocean

  • @thevoid2657
    @thevoid2657 2 роки тому +115

    what is salt peter: potassium nitrate, especially as a component of gunpowder. Compare with niter.
    what does it do: Saltpeter has a long history of medical use. It and other nitrates were employed by doctors during the 18th century to treat such varied problems as asthma, sore throats, and arthritis.

    • @tanvirhossain2031
      @tanvirhossain2031 2 роки тому +4

      Someone payed attention in chemistry 👍

    • @thevoid2657
      @thevoid2657 2 роки тому +6

      @@tanvirhossain2031 thing is im not good at it

    • @michaelhayes1374
      @michaelhayes1374 2 роки тому +1

      Thank you

    • @catupatree1786
      @catupatree1786 2 роки тому +1

      You can also make stuff go boom with it. You have three guesses how DF’s going to use it.

    • @gummy2bear358
      @gummy2bear358 2 роки тому +1

      I KNEW this cuz I googled it like 3 years ago and now im dumb again

  • @NameName-yw4vr
    @NameName-yw4vr 2 роки тому +22

    I like how DF sounded so serious when he made a credit card:
    "Debt + Alien?"

  • @mattevans4377
    @mattevans4377 2 роки тому +55

    DF and the editor should play a co-op game. That would be hilarious.

    • @He_whomst_has_asked
      @He_whomst_has_asked 2 роки тому +2

      Let's be real if they did df would try to shoot the editor

    • @treater2263
      @treater2263 Рік тому

      @@He_whomst_has_asked Lets be real, your name is cringe

  • @SysFan808
    @SysFan808 2 роки тому +8

    8:22 it's more of a personality suiting thing.
    dogs wholsom
    cats have knowledge about how the world ends, but they're tired right now, so they're gonna go slep.

  • @graesondecker76
    @graesondecker76 2 роки тому +333

    The day DF can't combine things with alcohol/tobacco etc. Is the day this series ends

  • @BennyLlama39
    @BennyLlama39 2 роки тому +164

    DF: "Maybe corpse with bacteria?"
    Me: And thus was invented Biological Warfare. : )

  • @DawnofHope
    @DawnofHope 2 роки тому +187

    When you need a god of suffering, there is only one being you can call. Thank you DF.

    • @MeepleCat
      @MeepleCat 2 роки тому +1

      Or let’s game it out or RT

    • @Gabriel7778yt
      @Gabriel7778yt 2 роки тому

      @Thanh Le or dun dun dun
      Df

    • @rosegray4061
      @rosegray4061 2 роки тому +1

      Summon them all: Gray, RT, Let's Game it Out, Call me Kevin, and DF

    • @lightningpenguin8937
      @lightningpenguin8937 2 роки тому +1

      @@rosegray4061 You're playing with forces you do not understand!

    • @KleptoCON9820
      @KleptoCON9820 2 роки тому

      GrayStillPlays?

  • @jeremypalmer5695
    @jeremypalmer5695 2 роки тому +107

    It's probably safest if DF continues to not know what salt peter is

  • @paigekral8859
    @paigekral8859 2 роки тому +20

    I've been binging Df videos to fall asleep because his voice is so calming, it makes me feel safe and calm and I just pass out. I'm so thankful I found your channel Df, it has brought me hours upon hours of laughter and amusement, and is absolutely amazing. I hope you keep making videos for a long while!!

  • @ZelosDomingo
    @ZelosDomingo 2 роки тому +29

    Editor, you're fired. Forgot to censor the "Sex" element at 11:43 despite doing it earlier in the video.

  • @thequeer_underthebed2535
    @thequeer_underthebed2535 2 роки тому +12

    4:03 in bill wurtz’s words: we unlocked some new, even crazier shit

  • @catherinewalsh834
    @catherinewalsh834 2 роки тому +5

    Saltpetre is a quickly burning dust made from potash. It is used along with charcoal and sulphur to make gunpowder.
    Edit: potash is ash strained into water and then you add guano or manure to make saltpetre.

  • @theonlybananagod3115
    @theonlybananagod3115 2 роки тому +102

    Editor, that was a TERRIBLE JOKE with spirits and I LOVED IT! 😂😂😂

    • @ScarecrowEdits
      @ScarecrowEdits 2 роки тому +17

      You're welcome haha

    • @adog218
      @adog218 2 роки тому +2

      @@ScarecrowEdits you’re welcome?

    • @k4mpoeng
      @k4mpoeng 2 роки тому +10

      @@adog218 they're the editor

    • @gliple
      @gliple 2 роки тому +8

      @@ScarecrowEdits you're a good editor.

    • @ScarecrowEdits
      @ScarecrowEdits 2 роки тому +7

      @@gliple Thanks :)

  • @c_almighty6869
    @c_almighty6869 2 роки тому +40

    I played this game so much while growing up this was amazing game and I’m happy to see u playin it!

  • @donovanmahan2901
    @donovanmahan2901 2 роки тому +6

    honestly thought concrete and metal would have made skyscraper, since that's basically what the load bearing structure is.

  • @TheHunt99
    @TheHunt99 2 роки тому +4

    "I just wanna mix everything with vodka always" you're def not wrong

  • @thequeer_underthebed2535
    @thequeer_underthebed2535 2 роки тому +5

    “What happened if we mix vodka with beer?
    Thattts how you get a hangover. Yup, it sure is.”
    God I shouldn’t find this as funny as I do
    HELP ITS TWO AM AND IM WHEEZING ON THE FLOOR
    MY SISTER SLEEPS UNDER ME-

  • @lililili1546
    @lililili1546 2 роки тому +4

    The B-52 (also B52 or Bifi or Bifty) cocktail is a layered shot composed of a coffee liqueur (Kahlúa), an Irish cream (Baileys Irish Cream

  • @FishCantFly
    @FishCantFly 2 роки тому +18

    "haha boom boom boom"
    the whole video in a nutshell

  • @TinsleyMetalHead
    @TinsleyMetalHead 10 місяців тому

    DF is one of the only youtubers who I can listen to the AD segment of. I would watch an entire video of just DF reading ADs, his voice is so calming!

  • @silvadelshaladin
    @silvadelshaladin 2 роки тому +19

    "I'm making this worse as it goes on" -- What else is new?

  • @stevestauffer1214
    @stevestauffer1214 2 роки тому +23

    Keep this amazing series going we love it.

  • @charliedelapaz2696
    @charliedelapaz2696 2 роки тому +3

    8:23
    It's strange how DF like Dogs more than cats. Dogs are fun and active. While cats are lazy and hurts everyone. Df is just like a cat

    • @ronsauceify
      @ronsauceify 2 роки тому

      Dogs are fun and active? Pugs would like a word. After their seventh nap. Of course.

    • @Cat_Garfield
      @Cat_Garfield 2 роки тому +1

      cats don't hurt everyone

  • @anthonychristy9239
    @anthonychristy9239 2 роки тому +1

    DF, B-52 is Kahlua + Baily's Irish Cream + Gran Marnaias(sp). You layer them in a shot glass and they sit without mixxing cause they're specific Gravity's are different. Its a good smooth shot!

  • @guntereh2271
    @guntereh2271 2 роки тому +153

    Fun Fact: it’s harder to be the last comment then the first

    • @kikiluna5395
      @kikiluna5395 2 роки тому +8

      Than

    • @pamralph3346
      @pamralph3346 2 роки тому +3

      @@kikiluna5395 ok and

    • @nahumsuarez3334
      @nahumsuarez3334 2 роки тому +5

      It's even harder to be the last reply on the last comment of a video.

    • @Slayer-tc5rg
      @Slayer-tc5rg 2 роки тому +6

      @@kikiluna5395 to be fair, it’s impossible to be the last then the first, so they’re not wrong…

    • @ox_why
      @ox_why 2 роки тому +5

      @@Slayer-tc5rg I mean if you're the only comment then you are both

  • @pikminfan6778
    @pikminfan6778 5 місяців тому +1

    5:19
    Fifteen men on the dead-man's chest, yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!

  • @iwilldefeatiwilldefeatallj9132
    @iwilldefeatiwilldefeatallj9132 2 роки тому +7

    Yay

  • @Reasonumber5
    @Reasonumber5 2 роки тому +23

    Wow someone was actually willing to sponsor the god of chaos our lord and master DF

  • @mengmeng243
    @mengmeng243 2 роки тому +19

    I still love cats when I don't own them...

    • @codytanner901
      @codytanner901 2 роки тому +4

      Cat best they cool and have them so even better

    • @Rollmops-cj9oy
      @Rollmops-cj9oy 2 роки тому +2

      For me it doesnt matter if someone owns a cat or not as long as they love the cat im happy

    • @codytanner901
      @codytanner901 2 роки тому

      @@Rollmops-cj9oy ye

  • @namajeff4199
    @namajeff4199 2 роки тому

    i started afk arena a year ago because of you and its genuinely one of my favorite mobile games now thanks to you lol
    kinda nostalgic seeing you do another ad for it

  • @beasty909
    @beasty909 2 роки тому +1

    hey DF, if i remember right, saltpetre is used in both cooking & weaponry bug, i think cooking is to preserve meats ect & well weaponry has something to do with bullet, i think!! :) hope it helps xxx

  • @darkness-qt9dx
    @darkness-qt9dx 2 роки тому +4

    I remember having a go at this and I somehow messed up and one of the options changed into something else leaving me with one final element I couldn't make

  • @skotw3247
    @skotw3247 2 роки тому +5

    Boss you ought to play Skyrim. I know I sound like one of those guys, but theres litterally infinite mods and millions of ways to play. I bet you could find some neat ways to run the story

  • @thequeer_underthebed2535
    @thequeer_underthebed2535 2 роки тому +1

    5:03 ‘it’s a church if you worship spirits” LMFAOOO DF-

  • @derpninja7904
    @derpninja7904 2 роки тому +2

    "What if i create censored, what if i didn't"
    vote this man for prime minister in Japan

  • @nandaneh74
    @nandaneh74 2 роки тому +5

    I'm just having a crise of insomnia, thanks DF for the vídeo!

    • @Danielle-eu3li
      @Danielle-eu3li 2 роки тому +1

      This video helped me sleep last night lol

  • @sharpstabbything4229
    @sharpstabbything4229 2 роки тому +7

    It’s so great to chill to this at night

  • @andrzejdudson9900
    @andrzejdudson9900 2 роки тому

    Im so happy for you that someone sponsored you, i love you df

  • @Boomtron-jv9uv
    @Boomtron-jv9uv 2 роки тому +1

    "Dogs are better than cats."
    How many dogs purr? Exactly.

    • @gummy2bear358
      @gummy2bear358 2 роки тому +1

      how many cats don't poop on your couch? Exactly

    • @Boomtron-jv9uv
      @Boomtron-jv9uv 2 роки тому +1

      @@gummy2bear358 Fair enough.

  • @Omega06800
    @Omega06800 2 роки тому +3

    Damn avatar missed a lot of elements

  • @matthewbergeron3641
    @matthewbergeron3641 2 роки тому +3

    Chruch: Serves alcohol starting at 8:00am
    Tavern: Serves alcohol starting at 6:00pm
    The only difference is their work hours

  • @sickpuppy1354
    @sickpuppy1354 2 роки тому +2

    4:00 that quote tho lmfao im dead

  • @TheLeszek24
    @TheLeszek24 2 роки тому +1

    “Fun plus alcohol equals tequila?” Lol

  • @kohrau
    @kohrau 2 роки тому +4

    Good video

  • @asaascended5670
    @asaascended5670 2 роки тому +4

    Day 44 of asking DF to play Plants Versus Zombies

  • @robertpyke9719
    @robertpyke9719 2 роки тому

    Just subscribed. Really enjoying your content. Keep it up mate. Do you do any survival games?

  • @aeircrown7994
    @aeircrown7994 2 роки тому +2

    "Dogs are better than Cats"
    Me watching DF plays countless games that features a cat: ...liar
    11:43 lmao

    • @samneedsjam
      @samneedsjam 2 роки тому

      Yeah lol

    • @jamesluers1516
      @jamesluers1516 2 роки тому

      I'm more of a cat person myself. But I like both dogs and cats.

  • @Zephriesz
    @Zephriesz 2 роки тому +3

    That Sponsor Segway was smooth

  • @jenniferadamson3519
    @jenniferadamson3519 2 роки тому +6

    Hope you play Doodle Devil after this!

  • @Tsumagiri
    @Tsumagiri 2 роки тому

    "What is saltpeter?"
    "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU ARE THE 'LETS BLOW STUFF UP' GUY"

  • @epicchungus5558
    @epicchungus5558 2 роки тому +1

    Let’s goooo more of this. Continue it please. Great job 👍

  • @ninjaoffire01
    @ninjaoffire01 2 роки тому

    9:12
    Carl Sagan: Well, if you are really good at baking apple pies, then start from the very begining
    DF: Done!
    Carl Sagan: wait...

  • @mushroomy9899
    @mushroomy9899 Рік тому

    It’s a church if you worship spirits is a top notch dad joke

  • @CheckTMOW
    @CheckTMOW 2 роки тому +2

    I love that he said dogs are better than cats, then put an ad after that so people could write their angry comments lol
    Dogs are better than cats

  • @type2xeno87
    @type2xeno87 2 роки тому +1

    DF is spitting facts when he said dogs are better than cats

  • @gwennorthcutt421
    @gwennorthcutt421 2 роки тому

    a tequila is alcohol + worm because it's larvae of a weevil that can invest agave plants and is recently used to flavor the tequila.
    absinthe is alcohol + grass because it's flavored with wormwood, a bitter bush.
    knowledge of cocktails really is useful in this game, as is basic chemistry like sulfur and saltpetre.

  • @honkhonkamgoose8995
    @honkhonkamgoose8995 2 роки тому +1

    "we've given people vodka, nukes and firearms" AMERICA F*CK YEAH

  • @Bag_Catt
    @Bag_Catt 2 роки тому +1

    8:22 DF now has a villan

  • @dannyl434
    @dannyl434 2 роки тому

    I am way too hungover to be sad about the rum, I take that back, the best cure for a hangover really is just staying drunk, GIVE ME THE TEQUILA AND ABSINTHE HELL YEAH

  • @wolfrig2000
    @wolfrig2000 2 роки тому +1

    "I don't know what Saltpeter is, and I don't think I care"
    Here we go, lol

  • @ggslushy
    @ggslushy 2 роки тому +1

    i like that you start playing the games i played when i was like 9years old :)) its still fun though

  • @ryandaking1004
    @ryandaking1004 2 роки тому +2

    Every game u play makes me wanna play it

  • @lukealdridge5767
    @lukealdridge5767 2 роки тому +1

    5:03 is amazing

  • @dedguy7089
    @dedguy7089 2 роки тому

    Didn’t even skip through the ad. Your voice is so nice

  • @cathygrandstaff1957
    @cathygrandstaff1957 2 роки тому

    “Dogs are more important anyway because dogs are better than cats”
    UA-cam cuts to a pet food commercial:
    “I have a dog and my dog’s name is ‘Cat’”

  • @icecreamcat2476
    @icecreamcat2476 2 роки тому +1

    "Dogs are better than cats."
    **Respect lost**

  • @katicorn4214
    @katicorn4214 2 роки тому

    I've been waiting for this!

  • @while_coyote
    @while_coyote 10 місяців тому

    1:30 after all these years df finally has a sponsor

  • @Juece95
    @Juece95 2 роки тому

    8:22 no disputes this man speaks the language of the God's

  • @zintows
    @zintows 2 роки тому

    I love waking up to a new df video

  • @CoatieAnimates
    @CoatieAnimates Рік тому

    "dogs are better than cats"
    Objection!
    Both animals have their good qualities, no matter your preferences.

  • @fox.inFlames
    @fox.inFlames 2 роки тому +1

    I love the silky voiced sociopath

  • @ppals3345
    @ppals3345 2 роки тому +1

    Dogs and cats are better than each other for certain things. But I wouldn't say one is necessary better than the other one

  • @lillianblack8749
    @lillianblack8749 2 роки тому +1

    I find it funny that you think dogs are better then cats when you have the mentality of a cat.

  • @BrightHammer8697
    @BrightHammer8697 2 роки тому

    8:20 I mean you're not wrong. My cats wont let me sleep.

  • @Unknown_unidentified
    @Unknown_unidentified Рік тому

    8:23 😅 how dare you dogs are vicious cruel demons

  • @ruanulisses6650
    @ruanulisses6650 2 роки тому +1

    House + Glass
    In the game: skyscrapper
    In my head: house with windows

  • @coffree5670
    @coffree5670 2 роки тому

    “Dog are better than cats”
    Ad: KitKat
    Me: it would seem the gods disagree

  • @neetflix1455
    @neetflix1455 2 роки тому

    Looking good dude

  • @thelambsauce7202
    @thelambsauce7202 2 роки тому

    b52 is a cocktail comprised of three liquers: bailys irish cream, grand marnier and coffee liqueur the coffee liqueur goes on the bottom followed by bailys cream then the grand marnier its a shot btw which realy popular its also the boeing b52, medicine, music club, band, cheese cake and a powerfull b vitamin
    edit: the boing b52 is a bomber plane btw

  • @featbunny9503
    @featbunny9503 2 роки тому

    1:27 sponsering in a bored tone thats perfect🤣

  • @Lance_a_Lot116
    @Lance_a_Lot116 2 роки тому +1

    I can't wait for the mess he's going to make hahaha

  • @arealpotato7014
    @arealpotato7014 2 роки тому +1

    This is why DF is a human and not god, we probably wouldn’t exist yet

  • @GwenTheWitch
    @GwenTheWitch 2 роки тому

    As soon as he said “dogs are better than cats” I got an ad for battlefield

  • @stiner2829
    @stiner2829 2 роки тому

    I always knew DF was a dog man. It's why I knew I also liked him

  • @sunbeames1847
    @sunbeames1847 2 роки тому

    DF: I made a tavern but it's not a church
    Editor: "It's a church if you worship spirits"
    Lmao🤣

  • @KalenMaahs
    @KalenMaahs 2 роки тому

    That was a very long ad for AFK, I'm going to expect some truly ridiculous games in the future.

  • @superkaj1001
    @superkaj1001 2 роки тому

    Being a pirate and watching him struggle how to make hackers. Definitely not a pun.

  • @Cyrathil
    @Cyrathil 2 роки тому

    I was totally expecting debt to be "money + void".

  • @yeeteducation
    @yeeteducation 10 місяців тому +1

    An hourglass is a type of clock

  • @angry_ike7628
    @angry_ike7628 2 роки тому

    Just in case anyone does care, saltpeter is naturally occurring potassium nitrate, which is an oxidizer used in explosives and gunpowder.

  • @Transformers2Fan1
    @Transformers2Fan1 2 роки тому +2

    Has he forgotten already what the dotted outline on an element means? He remembers blue outline...

  • @navyblue32
    @navyblue32 2 роки тому

    The fact that df is a dog person is more shocking than anything I’ve ever seen in any of his other videos, he seems like such a cat person????

  • @Corvus_Brachyrhynchos
    @Corvus_Brachyrhynchos Рік тому

    "unless we have eggs which we definitely don't." DangerouslyFunny 2021

  • @crabcrunch8452
    @crabcrunch8452 2 роки тому

    “I’m pretty sure tequila is made from cactus.”