I Forced Evolution 100 Billions Years And It Ended Terrible
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- Опубліковано 31 лип 2021
- I Forced Evolution 100 Billions Years And It Ended Terrible
What happens when you evolve the human race for billions of years? It's worse than I imagined. Apparently combining elements create some pretty strange results. Especially when nuclear missiles are involved.
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Game: store.steampowered.com/app/34... - Ігри
I'm actually glad he's turning this into a let's play series instead of just it being one video. I really want to see him get all the elements on this classic lol
True
Is it ohhhh
Mix things that make sense: ❌
Mix things with Alcohol and tobacco:✅
@@wildthing08mc46 Don't forget the poison!
But it does make sense
@@sjalkzjziskzkzo sort of.
“A corpse made a pyramid!”
No, DF, pyramids are made FOR corpses.
You beat me to it
The people who built the pyramids are all corpses now
I destroyed the 69 likes
@@someone.1184 how do you know the life span of an alien
Pyramids: made by corpses FOR corpses
I think blue border means it doesn’t combine with anything else this chapter, dotted means it combines with something you don’t have, and white means it can combine
And the opposite is true for the dotted line border elements
What does yellow mean
@@cananimations6249 pee.
@@cananimations6249 there is no yellow
@@matthewjoveanana1940 yes
"The sun gives off little bits of radiation." Um... it makes a lot. Like, a lot, a lot.
the sun is a deadly laser
@@goodolrainbowpet But not if you have a blanket.
@@alexanderlambert295 oh god i lost my blanket so that means the sun is a deadly laser for me
@@tammyoldman6083 your ozone layer cracked? rip your entire population my I havent had humans for years since the aliens attacked.
He left something uncensored this time around. Let's hope UA-cam doesn't smite him
Let’s hope not 🤞🤞
Claim your "Here before the smiting" ticket here
Edit: its been 21 hours, and UA-cam doesn't seem to have smited him yet. This is awkward
Edit 2: he didn’t blurr it out in his third video either. I guess UA-cam gave him a green light.
Edit 3: Happy 1 year anniversary
1:22 for those curious
I DONT WANNA BE SMITED
@@theannap39 ?????? rly tobacco is smitable? maybe 7:38? 9:59?
This game is basically "I came looking for copper and found gold".
*nukes
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I want to put “We Create Corpses and Ghouls and Golems and Vodka” on a shirt.
I love that out of all the Assassin's Creed clips, they chose that one
8:01 Saltpeter is one of the main ingredients to some fertilizers and rocket propellants. There are a lot of things that tend to be referred to as Saltpeter but they are all some kind of nitrogen compound, a common one being Potassium Nitrate.
9:01 Plasma is the 4th state of matter that is kind of like a gas and is usually created through a lot of heat, like in a star. I THINK it is caused by electrons being stripped away from the atoms, causing them to have a net positive charge, while the electrons free-float around the mass, but I could be wrong.
df going soft it took him 15 minutes to make a nuke
“I’m just gonna go through it until something works.”
Me: “That’s been my go-to strategy”
"probably slaves if we had them, but humans are close enough" ??? 😭
Lmao I died
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Reasons I like DF:
1. No intro or outro
2. Funny (Dangerously so)
3. Calm voice.
You can tell that DF has never baked in his life because he saw dough and thought “flour plus… ?????” and never thought to try water
When you finish this game theres still Doodle Devil to torture yourself by watching ads for hints 🤣
I feel you bro my brain restarts every time I try to say something Intelligent.
Congratulations on 1.5 mil!
1.63 mil
@@empiresflame8842 ik
@@braddayton1808 sorry if that seemed like i was a smart ass i meant to put "now"
Wait, when did he get that much subscriber's?
9:36 “I don’t know how we’ve also existed this long without a sun..”
Quotes out of context with dangerouslyfunny
"Paper plus... Alcoholic? He could be a writer!" DF that's stone cold hahahaha
*DangerouslyFunny* I need your "Hello Everyone" intro please.
Sounds familiar
@@glitchedrobot4670 yea, im not a bot of you are curious.
DF: we have to make a snake so we have to use something long
Also DF: (in the top right corner) Giggity
Teacher: what came first the sun or the moon?
Me an intellectual: The Worm.
I've really underrated DF in the past few months, i should get back to watching this.
The fact that he doesn't know what makes bread makes me rage.
I agree with the editor on Zombieland 2nd!
"How embarrassing to be human." Kurt Vongeut Jr.
He couldnt be any more wrong and right with that quote xD
I swear DF gets a new editor every video
Thank you for the upload! Was a bit sick before bed and was hoping id see a df vid, and here we are :)
it was really funny that DF had no idea how do you make dough for like a good few minutes. baking isn't his strong side
Absolutely obsessed with this game keep on playing!
What is it called?
@@aleenahmills5161 the link to the game is in the description
You sir bamboozled me. I launched the game to see if alcoholic and nuclear bomb were a combination. touché
Ngl I paused when the editor suggested warm bodies, watched the entire movie, and then came back. Thank you so much for the recommendation editor!
You're welcome. I love the movie and I'm happy you did too
DF please make as many videos on this game as you need until you finish it, I love watching you play
much less using fire on everything than i expected, but still a fun episode! honestly i didnt know basic geology would put me in good standing, since i know both limestone and saltpetre. i like that a CD is a laser book.
Let’s gooo! One of these vids love these. Keep up the good work.
Nice taste in zombie movies editor. Those wondering what zombie movie that was, its Warm Bodies.
7:32
oh my god that has me wheezing!
DF’s Mind be like
I wonder if Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can’t do it in one push; you got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.”
I love how you made a train before getting wheat
Im laughing and hurting at the same time watching DF play this xD
Petition for DangerouslyFunny to make a discord server
Why? So you can sperg out with a bunch of other weirdos and never actually talk to df?
@@TheDsRequiem better video notifs, talking to other fans, being able to have people reply to what you say faster than comments, no idiots saying first or bots saying they sub to everyone who subs to them, etc.
This game is funny that you can evolve things so weirdly,
Has airplanes on the planet before Grass, Clay, A chariot and basic clothing
Okay, now I just need to see DF finish this, and then he obviously needs to play doodle devil. I feel like he would find that one even more enjoyable.
Day 8 of asking DF to do a “hello everyone” intro.
I didn't know this was a thing
Support
Only old fans understand this
@@VitaminDelicious ahh yes the stardew valley days
I thought you wanted "Hello everyone, this your daily dose of chaos"
Thats amazing. I’ve always waited for you to play this
Thanks for the video DF!
Dr Stone really helps out with this game
Dr stone's a really good anime
0:30 the smmmx icon is not blurred btw
This game brings back memories from my childhood
Love the edits. Really add to the video
Thanks DF for making world so nice
Thank you editor, I been trying to remember the zombie movie
Neature walk is indeed neat
DF: *Hasn't made clothing yet*
Hero, Assassin, Wizard, Zombie & probably more: *THE HELL AM I WEARING THEN*
Zombie plus Airplane, nice "Warm Bodies" reference.
Love your videos man ty
Yessssss Editor "Warm Bodies" is the best zombie move
14:18 I love it. Editor knows what's up. If you don't know what this is, do yourself a favor and look up nature walk.
lmaooo i honestly believed the censor was actually the icon xD, DF ya dun goof lad
1:18 DF YOU FORGOT TO BLUR THE HUNKA HUNKA XD
DS: "good we created murder"
also DF: "we don't need cloths"
I found myself screaming at my screen no less then 6 times during this video.....v entertaining
Bro I swear his voice makes everything dangerously funny and I'm being so dead ahh right now 😭😭😭😭
"Warm Bodies" is super underrated
10:03 ‘even snakes are afraid of snakes.’
Steven Wright, apparently
Holy shit that call back to the brotherhood statue bit, absolute classic
both of these episodes had pokemon references. i like that.
Ok riolu
That struggle with the dough was hard to watch
8:16 I'm scared of that witch since I first saw that movie as a a kid
Love the vids man
Okay your editor the best person for loving Warm Bodies
Me returning from 5 days at dad’s house: ahhhh sweet df videos!
Nothing to improve your day like a good df video
Also day 38 of asking for get in the boat merch
@@pryingpolecat5133 yes 100%
I think you might like slay the spire. I feel like you would love to play with some crazy strength builds!
Just so everyone knows this game is called Doodle God Planet Blitz
he keeps mixing the blue and dotted line ones- . . . *he is killing me.*
DF? Why are you always so calm? Even when things are insane?
I think Df would enjoy dyson sphere progam
Love the editing
DF confirmed a simp warm bodies or whatever that zombie movie was super cheesy and adorable love is the cure 😭😂😭
You know it's a good video when he spells 100 Billions instead of 100 Billion
Well at least I know we'll get part 3 becuase DF can never resist a nuke ;)
For anyone else curious, the zombie movie briefly referred to is called "Warm Bodies"
Ah yes. Just the thing to listen to right before bed😴
DF creating things on earth ASMR
YES, EDITOR!!! BEST ZOMBIE MOVIE!!!
DF forget to censor the thing next to energy
I watched this when I was sick it made me feal better. Thanks
so many elements, you dont realise how much 200 is until you have to slowly get it
Omg editor tytyty so much I have been searching for the name of this movie for so long. I thought it was named R
it's incredible that he got confirmation that dough was a thing but didn't first try flour + water.
i swear df's editor changes every 3 days
You got life and flower, me: great, now make flowey
More of this pls.
DF plays harmless game for UA-cam
The government: what were you doing plutonium?
DF: okay so we gotta make dough
Me: flour and water I know this ez
DF: **flour+weapon**
Hey everyone, Big Soup is playing Counter Strike: Global Offensive!
i love how they show the warm bodies movie
I agree with the editor, Warm Bodies is goated
Do you edit your own videos, or do you use the same guy as Gray still plays? Some of the sounds are very similar. (That’s not a negative thing) 😀