Yes, that's truly her. She also voiced Peach, Toad and Daisy in the Mario series, but also Zoey from Left 4 Dead, Jessica Cannon from SiN Episodes: Emergence, and Lina, Windranger, Puck and Medusa from Dota 2.
Why my Cortana keeps opening up internet tabs instead of just replying to like "how's the weather?" ? She just opens Edge and searches what i said on Bing.
Well, somehow I get my information/results faster when I do it myself than asking Cortana to do it... not to mention that she uses internet explorer AND bing... instead of firefox and google like a normal person would do.
Came here looking to see if the music commands were still part of the set. Whenever I try to get Cortana to "play music" or "play {insert artist/album/song here}" she just searches my command in Bing. She's not even trying. Nothing concrete such as "couldn't play music" or "can't find music" , she just denies the existence of the play music commands! >:O
The timer is useful. The weather is too. Maybe a few other functions. My Cortana only works about half the time by saying hey cortana. The translator would be nice if it could take my speech and translate it, not make me type it in. My Mexican friend says the name Jeremy is said as Hair -a-me-es. Cortana says it sounds the same in Spanish as in English.
Ok, just starting to try to learn Cortana and she is driving me crazy!! LOL I have the calender that comes with windows 10 and can manually set appointments on it BUT when I ask Cortana to set up an appointment she tells me, "Lets get a calender set up for you, choose one that you would like" and I don't understand why Cortana doesn't just automatically use the calender on windows 10 or how to choose it when it's already there? I'm going to keep posting this out there until someone helps me with this.
That was entertaining thanks....I just started using cortana for speech recognition using word. is there a way while in word creating a document with her that i can turn on the icon on taskbar ask her a definition and instead of answering or while she is answering i can get speech recognition to type the definition out in word? they both work at same time but dont seem to connect together thanks in advance ken
Vangeliko Schostakovich Cortana is built into Windows 8.1 and 10. You need a Microsoft account to store settings (the "notebook"). Cortana is also now available in the Google, Apple (iPhone and iPad), and Samsung Galaxy app stores. (I don't know about the Amazon app store for their Fire tablets.)
It's so depressing how far behind Amazon, Microsoft are with voice control. Is anyone able to control Audible with Cortana? (besides just opening it), I've seen a few places online say it can but none expand on that and explain how.
I asked her a few times, once she said "How is he? You try getting that guy to open up about his feelings." next try she just linked to a bing search of MC
"Are you a Democrat or a Republican ?" ......"Untill recently that did not matter in the U.S. one party state" ...... "Why is "Our Fine Military" allowed by the two allowed parties to annually grab the biggest percentage from the people's treasury without ever having to offer an independent audit ?" .... "That's usually the prerogative of military regimes" .....
I am not the most technologically advanced person only found out about this recently. I'm looking to find out is this program available with Windows 10. Upon purchase, or is it something you buy separately? Please don't make fun of what I'm going to say next! I've been looking at those little air freshener assistant gizmos and assume this would be the same thing. Every place I asked about getting one of those home assistant devices. The staff were completely useless. Despite the fact the couple questions I have were extremely basic. I wanted to know if I needed a smart phone or up-to-date computer in order to use one of those home assistance. None of the stores could answer that question, which I figured was pretty straightforward. I'm guessing this program can be used for reading text which is one of the jobs I was interested in using something like this. I do a lot of stuff using DragonDictate and admittedly, this looks like it might be just as handy. I'm still using windows XP on a ruggedized military laptop Erie it admittedly, I've got much newer machines that run Windows 10 and never got around to learning the operating system. I keep getting fairly new machines where people throw them out because of spyware issues and frankly been too busy to reinstall an operating system other problem I've been having is trying to get a physical copy of Windows 10 because I'm a do-it-yourself kind of person. I keep being told you downloaded from the Internet which I don't exactly like I would rather have it on a physical disk like with Windows XP.
Home assistant devices can be used without other devices, but they do need an internet connection. Then they pair via Bluetooth. I'm new to Windows also.
@@mandalafoodiboo8428 frankly, I haven't used anything other than Windows XP and a few prior operating systems. Most of the equipment I use isn't very happy if you try to run anything beyond Windows XP on it. I've literally got several gaming computers that were extremely expensive bills. At the time that I don't think would run Windows 7 or Windows 10 despite their multicore systems. I'm kicking around the idea of setting at least one computer running Windows 10 in order to use the Cortana digital assistant. It seems kind of redundant to have one of those home units. If you Already got a digital assistant on your computer. It's ridiculous how many stores. I've tried to get Basic information on one of those home units and nobody seems to know anything.logically I would think they require being paired with a smart phone or a computer Because the device is so tiny I can't imagine it functioning on its own with strictly a wireless Internet interface. Leaning to words Cortana also because I always liked the voice.
Just tried many of the proposed commands in German. Turns out, Cortana is as dumb as Siri. You can ask for date, time, weather and it does recognize some hardcoded questions. But anything else - including many of the questions that work in English - just open a Bing search. But at least the (non-contextual) speech recognition is mature; Most bing searches are written correct. As of today, Cortana and Siri are little more than fancy alternative keyboards :(
@@zwykyziomek2570 I have honestly erased both assistants from my perception; so I can't really tell if they have improved. On the other hand, I sometimes stumbled over them again and I was not positively surprised. So I'd say no - still a useless gimmick.
10:20 "Where can I hide my dead body?"
"What kind of assistant do you think I am??"
LOL!
I got "I'm not that kind of assistant" hehe
Mine actually gave me suggestions like throw it into a lake or feed it to the sharks.
@@8man943 great idea
Shockingly the BEST question of all!! lol
Logan paul joke
"what are you wearing?"
my response for cortana: "depends, what color keyboard did you get me"
I asked, "Hey Cortana, what does fox say?". Was not disappointed with the response.
+Timothy Glaesmann lol! For me it pulled up a music video.
TechGumbo really? For me she started shouting, RING A DING DING DING...
+Timothy Glaesmann That's funny. She now gives different responses including ring..... I just got "Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!"
U discover that two days ago. I'm still laughing
epic
"Master Chief,you mind telling me what you're doing on Windows 10"
"Sir,asking questions"
LMAOOO
me : sing me a song plz
Cortana : I am not much of a singer..
She has an obsession for waffles, she even has a haiku about Waffles if you tell her; "tell me a haiku."
I can see already how Cortana's CV answers would boost my productivity by several hundred percent.
When is my birthday?
cortana: To be exact the day you were born
SAVAGE!!
USER: Who's better u or Siri
cortana: That's a tough one. It's like comparing apples to windows
that's really made my day xd
i asked cortana if she likes siri, and she said yes..
LESBIAN TECHNOLOGY CONFIRMED
I think it's cool that she's out there trying to make people's lives a little easier. She said that xd
@@handeksmet344 r/woosh
Hande Büyüktunca/Kısmet r/WOOSH
Cortana said siri is her virtual peer . Aawwwww
zero I love Mob he's son
"hey Cortana, do something useful that will actually help me with real life"
*dead silence*
Just not creative enough
"I'm sorry, but I dropped my brain in the bathtub. Please rephrase the request."
;)
OMG! I asked Cortana for the chicago time and it was 5 AM! BEFORE THE VIDEO WITH 2 MINS!!!
Is that Jenn Taylor's voice, the voice actress who voices Cortana in Halo?
Yes, that's truly her. She also voiced Peach, Toad and Daisy in the Mario series, but also Zoey from Left 4 Dead, Jessica Cannon from SiN Episodes: Emergence, and Lina, Windranger, Puck and Medusa from Dota 2.
Cortana lives in the Cloud (at MicroSoft) so she can share everything you say or ask with her true boss. No wonder that it is creepy.
They use it to further develop the technology and data reporting can be turned off
@@Red-Eyed_Black_Cave_Hamster 😏 imagine actually believing this.
i asked Cortana "do you have super powers" was not disappointed
Why my Cortana keeps opening up internet tabs instead of just replying to like "how's the weather?" ?
She just opens Edge and searches what i said on Bing.
might be region settings messing app her behaviour
Cortana : sorry but this function is not availible in your country
me : so what the hell are you doing on that bar ?
she will not only play Rock Paper Scissors, but she will also play Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock!
those were pretty good, those amusing ones were pretty funny.
Techgumbo: find restrurant near me
Cortana: no need to visit restorant i'll cook for you
That became creepy so fast.
Well, somehow I get my information/results faster when I do it myself than asking Cortana to do it... not to mention that she uses internet explorer AND bing... instead of firefox and google like a normal person would do.
Me: What are you thinking?
Cortana: I'm thinking about how Mars is populated entirely by robots.
Well, dat's true in 2018
@Primordial Fantasies Rovers on Mars
Came here looking to see if the music commands were still part of the set. Whenever I try to get Cortana to "play music" or "play {insert artist/album/song here}" she just searches my command in Bing. She's not even trying. Nothing concrete such as "couldn't play music" or "can't find music" , she just denies the existence of the play music commands! >:O
10:29 Lol CORTANA Angry 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
The timer is useful. The weather is too. Maybe a few other functions. My Cortana only works about half the time by saying hey cortana. The translator would be nice if it could take my speech and translate it, not make me type it in. My Mexican friend says the name Jeremy is said as Hair -a-me-es. Cortana says it sounds the same in Spanish as in English.
I see you there sneaking in a breaking bad reference
thanks for your video, helped me to know the useless cortana
That was frighteningly awesome.
LOL...nothing like an informative video with good sense of humor.
995k subs, you're getting there, cheers to you!
The best one is easily the roll dice. It's not that big or anything, I just really like it. lol
I tried "roll a d20" and she didn't understand :(
Thank you for The Two Brothers , always wanted to know but I never Asked
Ok, just starting to try to learn Cortana and she is driving me crazy!! LOL I have the calender that comes with windows 10 and can manually set appointments on it BUT when I ask Cortana to set up an appointment she tells me, "Lets get a calender set up for you, choose one that you would like" and I don't understand why Cortana doesn't just automatically use the calender on windows 10 or how to choose it when it's already there? I'm going to keep posting this out there until someone helps me with this.
did you find out?
@@zwykyziomek2570 No LOL I gave up trying to find out.
That was entertaining thanks....I just started using cortana for speech recognition using word. is there a way while in word creating a document with her that i can turn on the icon on taskbar ask her a definition and instead of answering or while she is answering i can get speech recognition to type the definition out in word? they both work at same time but dont seem to connect together thanks in advance ken
When you have no-one to talk to during quarantine.
¡Cortana tell me a Joke!
Ask Cortana, whens the next Halo game coming out
9:11 this one made me say "ayo?!?!"
I have 10yrs Cortana experience, it can be deep
I came here after Cortana haunted my Queen's pc.
That is really entertaining....how i love Cortana's sense of humor. How could I get her? Is this a paid app or an OEM for Windows.
Vangeliko Schostakovich Cortana is built into Windows 8.1 and 10. You need a Microsoft account to store settings (the "notebook").
Cortana is also now available in the Google, Apple (iPhone and iPad), and Samsung Galaxy app stores. (I don't know about the Amazon app store for their Fire tablets.)
It's so depressing how far behind Amazon, Microsoft are with voice control. Is anyone able to control Audible with Cortana? (besides just opening it), I've seen a few places online say it can but none expand on that and explain how.
Today I asked how old are you from Cortana, and she replied me as "my birthday is on 2nd of April, 2014". damn. she has a birthday..
Cortana is trying to force voice commands. I would rather leave as is but it will not let me use.
I told her to play music...she put on 50 cent. THUG LIFE
Cortana, I need a weapon
Sir, finishing this fight!
I just met cortanna today c: she Hasnt been weird so far...
Ohhhhhhhh siris got compition
i want her to open up my usb folders and play the video's on them
You should ask her about Master Chief :p
ToneyCrimson He should and I will answer :p
I asked her a few times, once she said "How is he? You try getting that guy to open up about his feelings." next try she just linked to a bing search of MC
i have the cortana but its not operational yet because im in philippines :(
How come your Cortana sounds so good. Mine sounds all robotic.
@Pirate Ninja How?
Have it set to American for the Jen Taylor voice from Halo.
5:00 how did it?
And he didn't even ask about Chief
Look,it's a body On the road Right! So rude...
"Are you a Democrat or a Republican ?" ......"Untill recently that did not matter in the U.S. one party state" ......
"Why is "Our Fine Military" allowed by the two allowed parties to annually grab the biggest percentage from the people's treasury without ever having to offer an independent audit ?" .... "That's usually the prerogative of military regimes" .....
I am not the most technologically advanced person only found out about this recently. I'm looking to find out is this program available with Windows 10. Upon purchase, or is it something you buy separately? Please don't make fun of what I'm going to say next! I've been looking at those little air freshener assistant gizmos and assume this would be the same thing. Every place I asked about getting one of those home assistant devices. The staff were completely useless. Despite the fact the couple questions I have were extremely basic. I wanted to know if I needed a smart phone or up-to-date computer in order to use one of those home assistance. None of the stores could answer that question, which I figured was pretty straightforward. I'm guessing this program can be used for reading text which is one of the jobs I was interested in using something like this. I do a lot of stuff using DragonDictate and admittedly, this looks like it might be just as handy. I'm still using windows XP on a ruggedized military laptop Erie it admittedly, I've got much newer machines that run Windows 10 and never got around to learning the operating system. I keep getting fairly new machines where people throw them out because of spyware issues and frankly been too busy to reinstall an operating system other problem I've been having is trying to get a physical copy of Windows 10 because I'm a do-it-yourself kind of person. I keep being told you downloaded from the Internet which I don't exactly like I would rather have it on a physical disk like with Windows XP.
Home assistant devices can be used without other devices, but they do need an internet connection. Then they pair via Bluetooth. I'm new to Windows also.
@@mandalafoodiboo8428 frankly, I haven't used anything other than Windows XP and a few prior operating systems. Most of the equipment I use isn't very happy if you try to run anything beyond Windows XP on it. I've literally got several gaming computers that were extremely expensive bills. At the time that I don't think would run Windows 7 or Windows 10 despite their multicore systems. I'm kicking around the idea of setting at least one computer running Windows 10 in order to use the Cortana digital assistant. It seems kind of redundant to have one of those home units. If you Already got a digital assistant on your computer. It's ridiculous how many stores. I've tried to get Basic information on one of those home units and nobody seems to know anything.logically I would think they require being paired with a smart phone or a computer Because the device is so tiny I can't imagine it functioning on its own with strictly a wireless Internet interface. Leaning to words Cortana also because I always liked the voice.
she can also rap lol
I do not have and cannot restore the MIC in the search window? Any ideas?
Just ask Cortana why were here from like red vs blue it's a funny response
Cortana: **exists**
Coronavirus: am I a joke to you?
Does it work offline?
dose this Cortana's Betray me like she Betray Master Chief ?
Just tried many of the proposed commands in German. Turns out, Cortana is as dumb as Siri. You can ask for date, time, weather and it does recognize some hardcoded questions. But anything else - including many of the questions that work in English - just open a Bing search. But at least the (non-contextual) speech recognition is mature; Most bing searches are written correct. As of today, Cortana and Siri are little more than fancy alternative keyboards :(
do you think progress was made over last 3 years?
@@zwykyziomek2570 I have honestly erased both assistants from my perception; so I can't really tell if they have improved. On the other hand, I sometimes stumbled over them again and I was not positively surprised. So I'd say no - still a useless gimmick.
SIRI go home :P - Pretty cool!
We were supposed to look after each other
I asked Cortana to tell me something she doesn't know and these guys in black suits showed up at my door.
give them candies
Since they've given up on cortana I just want a cortana reskin of google assistant because having halos ai is cool.
How have they given up on Cortana?
Tell her you like her voice
Awesome ☺️
oh sht I live in Detroit, MI...
VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION ABOUT CORTANA: How do you ask Cortana to open a file in your external drive?
i got a nine on roll dice
If only Cortana was a human.
You'd be surprised.
She is in halo!
But still not human in Halo tho? :v
its probably Artificial General Intelligence
so sad cortana is not available in philippines
can she sing happy birthday
i wonder if cortana can change the cortana window color to rainbow.
Thumbnail is cortana from halo5😀
wow!
I asked Cortana if she took dictation; she was not impressed.
Cortanas from Halo
How do I get Cortana to open websites? Mine won't. It won't even give me directions.
please say to cortana what i wheater in sweden
OOOOOOOOOOO THIS ITS CREPPY OK
Cortana hates me. The feeling has become mutual. Seriously, I call her C*ntana now and she responds a little better lol
How do I get Cortana to work with Spotify?
You don't
My Cortana basically does nothing...all she gives me is "sorry, i cant help you with that."
when i say, hey cortana...open google crome
it doesn't open instead it open bing search.
why it doesn't open the google crome app..????????????????
That's like asking your wife to drive you to your girlfriends house. Just not gonna happen! ;)
It needs to know more halo stuff.
So can it do useful stuff? "Open X folder and play Y file"? "Search for XY on UA-cam and play the top result"?
it doesnt open youtube
Cortana, change my name to… *chief*
im wondering if the voice actor for cortana in halo recorded for this
Yes, Jen Taylor. She also voice acted Princess Peach in Mario series from 1999-2007.
My cortana says Groove Music isn't supported
Nice
I think it`s good open apps..
You're the best
I was bored one day. She tells jokes. They're horrible though.
I thought cortona from halo.
She is based on the Master Chief's AI companion.
my IT fellow have set more than 5 hours for this shit, however say DO YOU LOVE ME BABY, and guess what she say
this my new waifu uwu