Man Buys Box of Amazon Returns. Instantly Regrets It. (w/

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  • @ClimateTown
    @ClimateTown День тому +12351

    In my defense, I really didn't think this one through.

    • @H3n7yx76
      @H3n7yx76 День тому +269

      you commented this before it was released lol

    • @girlpikachu226
      @girlpikachu226 День тому +21

      LMAO

    • @kingf1
      @kingf1 День тому +37

      we forgive you

    • @OkayIW
      @OkayIW День тому +102

      How'd bro get early access

    • @FROGLOVER-YT
      @FROGLOVER-YT День тому +2

      Lol

  • @ryan7032
    @ryan7032 День тому +9960

    Danny literally became the person selling weird things on Facebook Marketplace that he and Drew would laugh at just over 6 years ago.

    • @greenfelix7065
      @greenfelix7065 День тому +361

      Circle of life

    • @MzV8488
      @MzV8488 День тому +259

      Dad Mode: Activated 😂

    • @lazydaizy321
      @lazydaizy321 День тому +114

      It’s called getting old lmao

    • @agninagi
      @agninagi День тому +154

      you either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

    • @YouTubeaccoubr
      @YouTubeaccoubr День тому +69

      And so did Drew when he sold all the dumbest shit he bought for the channel

  • @angiewinchester3384
    @angiewinchester3384 21 годину тому +1143

    That last lady who brought the rug was so sweet. It's nice seeing someone so excited for something that someone else just wanted to get rid of. I hope that carpet fit well in her home.

    • @mirrepoix
      @mirrepoix 19 годин тому +79

      when i was a college student, i had this hideous mustard-yellow desk chair (and not the pretty shade of mustard-yellow that became trendy recently, but rather the exact shade of week-old dried mustard). it worked fine, it just wasn't comfortable to sit in for long periods, so i needed something better for doing classwork. the chair was ugly as shit, but i felt like i could play off of that, so i made a craigslist post offering up my "ugly mustard chair" to whoever could withstand its presence
      an older woman came to pick it up, and she gushed to me how excited she was for my ugly mustard chair, that it was the perfect vibe for her living room and she was so happy to find it. it gave me a new appreciation for that silly old chair. i hope it gave her many years of seated satisfaction!

    • @niamhy5941
      @niamhy5941 19 годин тому +6

      @@mirrepoixaww that’s so cute

    • @worldwidefunnyguy
      @worldwidefunnyguy 19 годин тому +18

      @@mirrepoixi love how dedicated you are to calling this desk chair ugly

  • @emeraldneill7439
    @emeraldneill7439 23 години тому +3646

    I didn’t realize that the toilet seat was like granite or something and my immediate thought was that it was just absolutely disgusting

    • @elderflower2133
      @elderflower2133 21 годину тому +44

      Same lmao

    • @_g0r3c0r3
      @_g0r3c0r3 21 годину тому +11

      same

    • @lexx1745
      @lexx1745 21 годину тому +44

      probably why they didn’t want it.

    • @noswim
      @noswim 21 годину тому +1

      I thought Danny was going to sniff it like the piss carpet

    • @Agmolly
      @Agmolly 21 годину тому

      @@noswimThe piss goblin did not strike again

  • @CalebKeiper
    @CalebKeiper День тому +4933

    Pretty sure the clear tent at 24:07 is a mini greenhouse, and that's why it was so warm and had dirt in it

    • @mouthfullness
      @mouthfullness День тому +390

      bro thank you I was going insane at him not figuring it out lmaoo

    • @pinkiepie1025
      @pinkiepie1025 День тому +203

      i honestly thought it might be for hotboxing cuz there was no ventilation LOL

    • @FuckingPurple
      @FuckingPurple День тому

      I thought it might be a spray tan tent, but your guess makes more sense with the dirt and all

    • @newcamomile
      @newcamomile День тому +48

      It looks like mesh not clear plastic, I think it's a mosquito tent for beds.

    • @onlyone8331
      @onlyone8331 День тому +52

      ​@@newcamomile bed for mosquitos

  • @AlyssaDyer-z8s
    @AlyssaDyer-z8s 19 годин тому +162

    Oh, man. This reminds me of when I worked at a Goodwill distribution center. Especially the spider, sneezing, and discovering things that simply don't work. However, at least you never had to deal with "mysterious goo"

    • @WhatExcellentBoiledPo-ta-toes
      @WhatExcellentBoiledPo-ta-toes 18 годин тому

      As someone who works as a cleaner I sympathise with your mysterious goo. Also often its better not to know what it is and just wash your hands asap 😅

  • @JhericFury
    @JhericFury День тому +6541

    "the box is cursed" he says, listing symptoms of an allergic reaction

    • @Sceptile29
      @Sceptile29 День тому +261

      I hate it when the doctors give me a medicine with amoxicillin so now I have to deal with the plague of Spiders and Mites
      Happens far too often

    • @farahmili7134
      @farahmili7134 День тому +329

      the entire time i was like danny no..... i think thats mold.....

    • @nataliedels
      @nataliedels День тому +282

      i was worried it was bed bugs 😭

    • @RisingJay
      @RisingJay День тому +167

      allergies might be curses, depending on your perspective lol

    • @sahie
      @sahie День тому +22

      I feel bad that I was cackling my head off so loud at that part of the video that I woke my husband up at 5:36am. 😂

  • @CrystalBall-.-
    @CrystalBall-.- День тому +2284

    Imagine buying a rug off Facebook Marketplace and meeting the seller in a parking lot then seeing Danny Gonzalez show up

    • @KyraLander
      @KyraLander День тому +45

      I think I would have fan girled lmao

    • @karlabunns
      @karlabunns 23 години тому +19

      I would've left LMAO too shy for all that

    • @vojeurist
      @vojeurist 22 години тому +46

      and he has a little spray bottle

    • @aaphroditestears
      @aaphroditestears 21 годину тому +14

      I would’ve been scared he’s gonna chase me and beat me with the rug again

    • @acoelomate2984
      @acoelomate2984 19 годин тому +4

      @@aaphroditestearsyeah I hate it when he does that 😢 even worse than when he visits me in my nightmares tbh

  • @averyelytle
    @averyelytle 21 годину тому +202

    Danny saying asking random stupid questions like "So there's only hockey sticks at these facilities then?" and Raleigh matching his energy is just *chefs kiss*

  • @loasctrl
    @loasctrl День тому +2702

    the fact danny just had a clear camping tent in a public park is so oddly on brand

    • @stargold222
      @stargold222 День тому +183

      At this point everyone in his town must be like “there’s that one youtuber again”

    • @ishathakor
      @ishathakor День тому +102

      that family that was on a walk probably saw him filming with his strange clear tent and was like ok we're going the other way we don't want anything to do with whatever is happening here

    • @HumanPerson_final
      @HumanPerson_final День тому +56

      I feel like that might be meant as a greenhouse tent? Idk

    • @bjam89
      @bjam89 День тому +14

      @@HumanPerson_final yeah that is what i figured it was aswell, and with the soil and sand in it even more proof it is a greenhouse

    • @Rsp721
      @Rsp721 19 годин тому

      @@HumanPerson_finalim pretty sure its a hotbox tent thats why theres no ventilation its so you can fill it with smoke

  • @ClaireStonick
    @ClaireStonick День тому +2343

    shoutout to the random fan who instead of a “greg” t-shirt has random amazon products as danny gonzalez merch

    • @nickmagwood9200
      @nickmagwood9200 23 години тому +71

      surprised they havnt commented yet

    • @cr144mc6
      @cr144mc6 21 годину тому +58

      Getting an AI bird feeder that Danny used to own would be kind of sick

    • @nickmagwood9200
      @nickmagwood9200 21 годину тому +35

      @ especially if it still has the pic of him on it

    • @KeilaBevins
      @KeilaBevins 20 годин тому

      @@nickmagwood9200 i think that would be on the app on dannys phone
      I dont think it would sync up idk

    • @SuzER08
      @SuzER08 20 годин тому

      @@nickmagwood9200 that was me!! when my dad told me i almost didnt believe him, I wanted to go back with him to get a pic with danny but I was super sick with some kind of flu at the time :(( but he called me while i was there so i did at least get to say hi to danny over the phone! my dad got me a couple sets of pots for plants which is pretty good youtuber merch if you ask me

  • @jaxenbouman3737
    @jaxenbouman3737 22 години тому +172

    13:58 I love how the angel wants to make money and the devil wants to donate it to goodwill

    • @merbear7528
      @merbear7528 20 годин тому +13

      Biblically accurate angel and devil

  • @jessaminemaslin3717
    @jessaminemaslin3717 День тому +5415

    “Danny, Danny, DANNY!” We all chant as we joyfully skip toward him!

    • @Emacoration
      @Emacoration День тому +54

      D A N N Y !

    • @ChickenGuy89
      @ChickenGuy89 День тому +53

      DANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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      (where were you... FOR SHAME...)

    • @loveyouroniii
      @loveyouroniii День тому +8

      real

    • @KittyBroccoli
      @KittyBroccoli День тому +13

      Danny, Danny, DANNY!

    • @__Mow__
      @__Mow__ День тому +1

      DAaAaAaAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAnyyyyyYYYYYEEEEE

  • @Paper_Demon_cutscorners
    @Paper_Demon_cutscorners День тому +2607

    Danny the fact that you disappeared off UA-cam for a month to make a video on selling broken toy leaf trimmers is why you’re such an icon

  • @Daisyd5m
    @Daisyd5m 20 годин тому +592

    18:14 As a preschool teacher, this is extremely relatable; I've unintentionally told full-grown adults "all done" or "no touch." I don't intend to sound rude, but it's eight hours a day with kids haha.

    • @oliviamontes8164
      @oliviamontes8164 20 годин тому +10

      100% true!! I’m a first year teacher 😅

    • @haileyfoster4530
      @haileyfoster4530 20 годин тому +11

      oh my god saaame, except i'm talking to my cat with the sign lol. and today one of the toddlers (where i work) started repeating me when i was saying "oh my" and "oh goodness"

    • @silverandexact
      @silverandexact 20 годин тому +33

      Someone cut me off in traffic and I said "No thank you, friend." I (obviously) work at an elementary school.

    • @fionawaters5152
      @fionawaters5152 19 годин тому +4

      Tutor and child development researcher... can confirm that when I'm working with kids I forget how to swear

    • @rainbowjulia
      @rainbowjulia 18 годин тому +3

      Hey fellow preschool teacher! Lmao my friends are so pissed whenever I slip into my teacher voice with them. I'm also in the habit of looking back and counting the group whenever we're walking somewhere together...

  • @ninesdb99
    @ninesdb99 День тому +1236

    The clear pastic tent is a tiny affordable greenhouse. That's why it gets so hot. The windows are to cool it down if it gets too hot. We used to have one in our backyard.

    • @Pastellera2video
      @Pastellera2video День тому +63

      Did you return it?

    • @Pluto_4Life
      @Pluto_4Life 23 години тому +24

      Are you the one who returned it?

    • @ninesdb99
      @ninesdb99 23 години тому +41

      ​@Pastellera2video @Pluto_4Life No we did not, it either slowly withered away or it's somewhere in the attic 😂
      I also live on the other side of the ocean, so even if I did, I truly hope it wouldn't end up in a USA warehouse 😬

    • @buddermantheamazing
      @buddermantheamazing 23 години тому +2

      I'm pretty sure it's a tent for the beach, hence the sand

    • @callum9999
      @callum9999 22 години тому +2

      @@buddermantheamazing People generally go to the beach when it's hot. A greenhouse is the absolute last thing you would want to be sitting in!
      Perhaps they bought it to use on the beach and discovered the error of their ways, so returned it?

  • @Furbygal1226
    @Furbygal1226 День тому +1552

    hey danny the spider at 28:45 looks to be a male grass spider of the genus agelenopsis. they’re some of my favorites and this time of year you’ll see the males in your house hoping to find a female’s web to breed. they’re sexually dimorphic with the males having those long, thin abdomens and more pronounced pedipalps (closer to the mouth). you can also tell it’s a grass spider due to the pronounced spinnerets on his back half! good spider find but this fella was not part of the box curse he was likely looking for a mate. to clarify i do think your box is cursed

    • @juliebogen1797
      @juliebogen1797 День тому +137

      I literally had to triple check to make sure I wasn’t the one who wrote this lol. I’ve met so few other people who get excited about ID-ing and explaining spiders to people

    • @xx-ow7nd
      @xx-ow7nd 23 години тому +57

      I envy you so much. I’m a bird watcher and I’m trying to get into iNaturalist instead of just eBird but good god the bug and spider stuff creeps me out. Sometimes I put the filter for everything but bugs on the map so it won’t show me pictures of them lol. Just reading this I feel like that spider is crawling down my back😭 you’re built stronger than me for sure. I swear I’m gonna need to actually get therapy to start looking at bugs with this kind of curiosity and neutrality and appreciation😭

    • @kilgoredonner5390
      @kilgoredonner5390 23 години тому +27

      Finally, the information I was looking for

    • @avawetzel3408
      @avawetzel3408 23 години тому +12

      oh that's so cool!! i'm scared of spiders so i wasn't able to look at the screen during that part but i love seeing comments like this anytime bugs show up in videos. bugs and spiders are so so cool

    • @Furbygal1226
      @Furbygal1226 23 години тому

      @@juliebogen1797 i’m such a huge spider fan and grass spiders hold a special place in my heart. their webs are some of my favorites and if you’re interested in spiders they’re really fun to feed and watch!

  • @rachelclo6305
    @rachelclo6305 22 години тому +76

    The stand-up tent is really popular in the dance world. For competitions or recitals you can change in the tent without having to wait in line for a changing room or bathroom.

    • @def_nothing
      @def_nothing 18 годин тому

      thats exactly what i thought of too!!! the amount of these tents i've seen in changing rooms is astronomical. never had one myself though 😔 just had to abandon all modesty and trust no one was paying attention

  • @TheTrooper7
    @TheTrooper7 День тому +2042

    I really love how you, drew and Kurtis went from poking fun at weirdo’s online to commenting and explaining issues affecting the modern world. The evolution is crazy. It is also smart considering that most of your viewers as myself were watching your sillier content when we were young teens and now as an adult we still get to enjoy your content with a more informative and professional tone. Thanks for the years of entertainment and I’m looking forward to the more informative yet still entertaining future.

    • @underoathfannatic
      @underoathfannatic День тому +87

      I couldn’t agree more. Def enjoying the more productive concepts they have been doing.

    • @katieclark-p9j
      @katieclark-p9j День тому +61

      i do sometimes miss when they would just make fun of people just like a little bit
      couldn’t they do both 😔

    • @pseudonymous9153
      @pseudonymous9153 День тому +16

      Can't adults have silly fun? We know the world is fcked, we don't need *another* voice telling us that.

    • @lydianelson9059
      @lydianelson9059 День тому +84

      @@pseudonymous9153 Why not both? Danny, Drew, and Kurtis all do silly fun but it's great that they use their platforms to spread awareness of this kind of thing.

    • @underoathfannatic
      @underoathfannatic День тому +39

      @@katieclark-p9j i don’t think they have abandon that format entirely, they just don’t want it being there main content as much. There’s a lot of people making fun of others online it’s a bit redundant these days.

  • @stefanib.4283
    @stefanib.4283 День тому +642

    The guy who bought random items for his daughter who knew your channel was so sweet

    • @Ssdgg8
      @Ssdgg8 21 годину тому +2

      Frfr😢😅

    • @Ghost_Token
      @Ghost_Token 18 годин тому

      I want a Danny branded toilet seat ):

  • @LanaDelGato
    @LanaDelGato 22 години тому +117

    that guy coming back simply because his daughter knew who you were is so wholesome and I love it

  • @Hoopergames
    @Hoopergames День тому +882

    14:00
    I like how the devil wants to donate it and the angel is worried about profit

    • @gdaddy3695
      @gdaddy3695 23 години тому +108

      Capitalist angel vs communist devil.

    • @wickedsickfunkyfreshroller2037
      @wickedsickfunkyfreshroller2037 23 години тому +1

      @@gdaddy3695 Level 100 Capitalist vs Level 1 Communist

    • @arenomusic
      @arenomusic 23 години тому +37

      God's America

    • @americanidiot41
      @americanidiot41 23 години тому +13

      Well the point is charity so that makes sense

    • @Vaaaaadim
      @Vaaaaadim 23 години тому +9

      Turns out this was actually Evil Shadow Danny.

  • @stuffroom979
    @stuffroom979 День тому +1077

    When I worked at Sephora every return went to the landfill regardless of anything. We couldn't even take them or give them away they had to be destroyed and desposed of. It was depressing especially the day after black Friday when everyone came back to return their impulse purchases 🙄

    • @Superc0ol3picguy
      @Superc0ol3picguy День тому +1

      I would’ve slipped so much shit into my pockets ngl

    • @Anonymouse547
      @Anonymouse547 День тому +10

      Really? I thought they’re used as samples

    • @idontneedaname318
      @idontneedaname318 День тому +178

      In terms of makeup and cosmetics it's unfortunately a hygiene thing. You can't put someone's lip product back on the shelves. And most other cases comes down to sheer impracticality or just plain cheapness

    • @jennycatmystique7139
      @jennycatmystique7139 День тому +126

      I really wonder if requiring companies to be transparent about what happens to returned items would convince some people to just keep them. Like if I impulse bought some mascara or it just didn’t work as well as I hoped- being informed that it would just be sent directly to a landfill when returning would definitely convince me to just keep it. Like I get why makeup returns just get thrown out, but I doubt many people are making that connection when returning.

    • @Anonymouse547
      @Anonymouse547 День тому +74

      @@jennycatmystique7139 Right, but people also want their money back. I just feel like a makeup company shouldn’t necessarily offer returns.

  • @htm5814
    @htm5814 19 годин тому +31

    That MSRP counter is like the Storage Wars people guessing the costs of things in the unit and they always wildly overestimate the value of all the crap they acquired.

  • @sarahovercash5338
    @sarahovercash5338 23 години тому +161

    Hi as someone who works in warehouses with cardboard. We have a thing we call cardboard mites, they are like dustmites. I break out in hives and rashes from cardboard because of how dirty and how many dustmites are in them. Could also be mold or cardboard splinters. Yes sometimes you can get cardboard dust stuck in your skin. You never know. I've learned to always wear gloves and not to work in warehouses with severe allergies to dust.

    • @cortburris9526
      @cortburris9526 20 годин тому +8

      huh, i was thinking it was fleas or bedbugs from the pet carrier or other soft goods.

  • @Definatalie
    @Definatalie День тому +619

    Thanks for highlighting the landfill issue. We buy too much and we don't need all this stuff. I volunteer for a charity that works to reduce textile waste and I'm a huge evangelist for reusing perfectly good textiles and learning to sew and mend your clothes.

    • @amentrison2794
      @amentrison2794 22 години тому +22

      You seem like a great person to ask! Do you know if it's possible to genuinely recycle old clothes? Like is that a thing that textile waste organizations do? Cause I'm trying to clean out my closet from when I was young and not all of the stuff can be reworn by someone, plus I know that most donated clothes end up in landfill anyways.

    • @xoxokaleigh
      @xoxokaleigh 22 години тому +12

      I am also interested in the previous comment's question 👀 please like my comment if you respond so I can see lol

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 22 години тому +10

      I'm actually needing to return something for the first time so this is crazy to find out about 😂

    • @sunnyandthechlo
      @sunnyandthechlo 21 годину тому +2

      Did you mean you're a huge advocate for reusing? Or is there another use for the word evangelist that I just found?

    • @jougjimmadome
      @jougjimmadome 21 годину тому

      ​@@sunnyandthechlo no you got it right that's what they meant

  • @paige-cx1gy
    @paige-cx1gy 19 годин тому +11

    thank you so much for using your popularity to speak out on this. It is a huge problem lots of people are blissfully ignorant to and it needs to gain more awareness

  • @Sar_bear
    @Sar_bear День тому +326

    The store I work at (it's a small family owned store, not just an online store) sells some things on Amazon and earlier this year someone that bought a like $300 wool blanket from us wanted to return it and there was a big fight with Amazon (not the customer) because Amazon wanted to just throw the blanket away instead of sending it back to us so we wouldn't be out the money and the blanket. It is insane how difficult Amazon is.

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough 23 години тому +30

      300 bucks is an insane amount for them to expect you to throw away

  • @kattailsbackwardssoaieg9304
    @kattailsbackwardssoaieg9304 День тому +220

    Literally nothing made me laugh harder than the little zoom in on that perfectly organized and happy little family + dog at the park

  • @OldStreetLights
    @OldStreetLights 19 годин тому +13

    the "oh no golly" was actually so cute tho. i love seeing danny's father side

  • @sunbunnow
    @sunbunnow День тому +280

    This is crazy to see you talk about this! I do this job at Lowes. They use to throw away so many returns but I changed that. I’m the RTM clerk and handle everything returned to our store. I either mark it 1/2 price, send it back to the vendor or donate it. Sometimes we have to throw stuff away cause it’s damaged, but I try to avoid that.

    • @bexfisch80
      @bexfisch80 22 години тому +18

      That's how how we got our kitchen sink! It was a custom sized sink that ended up getting returned but we happened to need to super small sink (at the time). It was marked down half price and the Lowes store guy marked it down further for us (I'm sure to get rid of it). We bought it, then saved it for three years, then installed it in our renovated kitchen. It is still one of our best budget finds 😂 Thanks for what you do!

    • @kiiimiko
      @kiiimiko 22 години тому +6

      What if it's cursed?

    • @Angelface11
      @Angelface11 22 години тому

      Lowes should have pallets of returns just like home Depot does. But I like what you're doing better

    • @LKing-ue2jl
      @LKing-ue2jl 21 годину тому +1

      You're doing a great thing

    • @ihatemickiegee
      @ihatemickiegee 21 годину тому

      well that’s nice… because places like aldi and whole foods literally fire people for donating items that are supposed to go in the dumpster. it’s fucked up

  • @Alex-cw3rz
    @Alex-cw3rz День тому +263

    It's one of the reasons why in person shopping is better for the environment, because you can look at the item, gauge it's size and feel it. Returnsfor in store puchases are well under 10%. Whereas for online purchases it's 50% of items are returned.

    • @livwake
      @livwake 23 години тому +11

      I agree with everything else you said but no way is it even close to 50%

    • @gorak9000
      @gorak9000 23 години тому +12

      If people didn't buy junk in the first place, they'd stop making so much of it. Almost all of the stuff he unboxed here is literally trash as soon as it's made, and almost all of it is unnecessary even if it was good quality.

    • @80s_graffiti
      @80s_graffiti 23 години тому

      ​@@gorak9000 we need to ban the sale of garbage products. no black market would exist either, since it's garbage.

    • @Alex-cw3rz
      @Alex-cw3rz 23 години тому +1

      @@livwake nope that is the stats one Google search would show you this, please just look this stuff up.

    • @sharkshannon
      @sharkshannon 23 години тому +9

      @@livwakei would actually argue that it might be more than 50%..

  • @laurendodson
    @laurendodson 18 годин тому +2

    My grandmother has that bird feeder and basically it just tells her when a bird is there so she can watch them!! And yeah it's kinda just like a ring camera and detects any movement. We see squirrels a lot!! We also see the birds fight over the food so that's very fun.

  • @brii0_0
    @brii0_0 День тому +1620

    We missed you DANNY

  • @vikrambalaji4126
    @vikrambalaji4126 День тому +451

    PARTNERING WITH CLIMATETOWN IS WILDDDD bro im so happy

  • @naiadnb
    @naiadnb 23 години тому +8

    So that standing tent has a zipper that allows you to see out the top--I'm quite sure it's designed that way so that a shower head can fit into that gap and potentially provide privacy for one of those outdoor shower stations you see at campgrounds and beaches sometimes.

  • @miho3409
    @miho3409 День тому +372

    in defense of that old lady who laughed at ur bird feeder: as someone who loves birdwatching, the best part is figuring out which bird you’re seeing! so having ai do it ruins all the fun of it lol 36:44

    • @tommy8716
      @tommy8716 21 годину тому +32

      To be fair, I'm pretty sure there's no AI on that anyway. It just has a motion sensor. That's the thing he called a speaker.

    • @turbkeysamdwich1880
      @turbkeysamdwich1880 20 годин тому +12

      Ai takes the fun out of everything.

    • @sorenfarley
      @sorenfarley 19 годин тому

      ​​​@@turbkeysamdwich1880That just looks like the same stuff that's in Google Lense and shit. Totally fine, but does ruin the fun. Generative AI is the bad one.

    • @midneis
      @midneis 19 годин тому +3

      It can't tell you what bird you are seeing on the camera, it would be magic, not any AI known today. It's a simple camera with a motion sensor, it just registers motion, starts capturing video and you can access the video files from the app on the phone. People slap the word "AI" on everything electronic just like they do "organic" on everything food-related. It doesn't mean anything.

    • @turbkeysamdwich1880
      @turbkeysamdwich1880 18 годин тому

      @@midneis I’m not saying you’re wrong about the product, but you can take a picture of a bird on Google and it will tell you what it is.

  • @JustMooshie
    @JustMooshie День тому +163

    Danny’s camera quality having like 3 pixels on the interview portion with climatetown is so funny for some reason

    • @gorak9000
      @gorak9000 22 години тому +1

      computers work on powers of 2, so there's either 0 pixels, 2 pixels, 4 pixels, 8 pixels, or 16 pixels there, not 3

    • @FleegyMcSkiddz
      @FleegyMcSkiddz 21 годину тому

      I think they were not being serious​@@gorak9000

    • @mothmads
      @mothmads 21 годину тому

      @@gorak9000 🤓

  • @CucumberpatchAddict
    @CucumberpatchAddict 21 годину тому +21

    23:07
    danny: **makes a dad joke**
    tent: im outta here

  • @miketheevil
    @miketheevil День тому +90

    I really like the videos where Danny actually does a UA-cam thing but shows the reality, this and the car give away is very interesting

  • @maryam-te4xb
    @maryam-te4xb День тому +964

    the intro to the video is an update on making himself everyone's sleep paralysis demon, I've never been more scared of danny before

    • @LifeIsAnOmoriReference
      @LifeIsAnOmoriReference День тому +4

      Exactly what I was thinking 😭

    • @ishathakor
      @ishathakor День тому +11

      the way he stares into the camera for a bit in the intro is so eerie

    • @littleravenfiberarts
      @littleravenfiberarts 20 годин тому +2

      Now that we've seen Shadow Danny we have seven days to live

  • @1standlast
    @1standlast 19 годин тому +11

    Guys. DANNY. I work in the environmental industry. I used to work for a certain company, and Amazon was one of our biggest, if not our biggest, clients. We had random (or sometimes, not so random) mandatory 4 hours of overtime after our shifts to help with the Amazon side. What did that work entail?
    We received hundreds and thousands of cubic yard boxes of stuff from Amazon. Literally anything and everything. Phones, computers, speakers, toys, photo frames, dildos, glasses, perfume, pens, solar lawn lights, face wash, clothes, you name it. We all had to sign a non-pilfering agreement (aka, don't take anything) because some of it was hazardous. Aka, makeup that went bad, propane gas cylinders that were faulty, etc. But MOST of it was perfectly good stuff.
    We had to trash all of it. Nobody stole anything 👀 but I had good pens
    I'd love to give you more details and tell you more about the disposal process!!

    • @kwowka
      @kwowka 18 годин тому +1

      Banning people from keeping useful stuff even if it’s just going to be thrown away is evil actually. Reminds me of supermarkets banning the donation of almost expired food, even though they’re not gonna make any money off it anyway

  • @rose_9813
    @rose_9813 День тому +155

    I love how Danny says that he is lazy and he’s not very smart yet every single video that he does he’s doing something literally insane that I would’ve never thought of. Yes I may be being a tad bit dramatic but I don’t think he gives himself enough credit, he delivers top tier and good quality videos every single time.

    • @CeeGeeFursuits
      @CeeGeeFursuits 23 години тому

      I mean he does work with editors

    • @FleegyMcSkiddz
      @FleegyMcSkiddz 21 годину тому +1

      ​@CeeGeeFursuits what do you mean? That doesn't mean he doesn't work hard or isn't intelligent. Rose even said they may be dramatic but I agree with them, he does not give himself the credit he deserves, a common theme among successful youtubers

  • @ashv9565
    @ashv9565 День тому +108

    I relate so hard to the facebook marketplace struggle.
    Im cleaning out my parents home and am giving away a bunch of furniture for free. All anyone has to do is pick it up.
    They'll make plans to pick it up but not show up. Stop messaging mid conversation. They want me to deliver (or in one particularly shocking case, pay THEM for the gas money to pick it up). They want other things not mentioned anywhere in any listing. Etc.
    Its crazy.

    • @naesala
      @naesala День тому +13

      I can't drive so sometimes I ask for things to be delivered to me when I buy. I will pay the seller extra to do so if requested. I don't get people who insist that delivery must be free. If they need it delivered that badly, paying extra for delivery should be a possibility they need to take into account.

    • @jessip8654
      @jessip8654 22 години тому +4

      Yeah really. I was giving away a couch for free, and I'd say about 9 people ghosted before some college boys came by and grabbed it up. Also some were absolutely outraged that they'd have to re-attach the arms (only way to get it out of our house) even though re-attaching them was literally just slide and click into place...

    • @theresivy
      @theresivy 19 годин тому +2

      unfortunately its rlly common where im from, most ppl here demand to buy high-quality authentic branded products with their budget of 2 cents and pocket lint and also want you to pay for shipping AND to add in freebies or else theyre not buying it

  • @randomeditor247
    @randomeditor247 23 години тому +275

    18:14 as a preschool teacher this is so relatable, I accidentally tell full grown adults '"all done" or 'no touch'. I don't mean to sound like a jerk, it's eight hours a day around toddlers lol.

  • @mikleTheGoofster
    @mikleTheGoofster День тому +158

    37:40
    Imagine watching a Danny Gonzalez video and your dad’s just randomly there lol.

  • @Anttheyoutubeuser
    @Anttheyoutubeuser День тому +82

    19:14 Danny realising people return broken things and that he happened to buy a box full of things that people have returned

  • @tinystars_0
    @tinystars_0 20 годин тому +4

    this is so corny, but my best friend aka my grandma who i was very close with passed yesterday, and i had just been PRAYING for danny to post because his posts always make me so happy😭

    • @a.z.p.
      @a.z.p. 18 годин тому +1

      So sorry for your loss

  • @Federal.buerau_of_silly
    @Federal.buerau_of_silly День тому +501

    6:08 ain't no way he put sadam Hussein in the tent

    • @sisco1517
      @sisco1517 День тому +14

      He did indeed... put Sadam Hussain in a tent

    • @clash9207
      @clash9207 День тому +12

      LMAO I didn't notice that til now

    • @kaeliharris5815
      @kaeliharris5815 День тому +3

      I was looking for this comment 😭

    • @boy_girl_cat_party1824
      @boy_girl_cat_party1824 23 години тому +9

      AND sadam hussein’s extremely good friend!!!

    • @Scribble443
      @Scribble443 18 годин тому

      @@boy_girl_cat_party1824 hadam suhain

  • @Mahdoodles
    @Mahdoodles День тому +529

    Shadow Danny? New character unlocked

  • @gazehound
    @gazehound 19 годин тому +1

    Rollie and Danny have such good back-and-forth humor. Their improv jokes together in this video and Rollie's video are hilarious

  • @PlayerTenji95
    @PlayerTenji95 День тому +402

    A lot of those tents could be donated to homeless encampments or grassroots orgs that work with the homeless. Sweeps are pretty brutal in Georgia, and when unhoused folks get displaced they also loose their medications and documents as well. Having a safe place to sleep is something, at the least.

    • @mintyfresh-ws1rt
      @mintyfresh-ws1rt День тому +7

      they should definitely do that

    • @wickedsickfunkyfreshroller2037
      @wickedsickfunkyfreshroller2037 День тому +13

      Donate the greenhouse to the homeless shelter. 😂😂😂😂

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart 23 години тому +15

      Unhoused? Stop it. Please. Just say homeless people. There is literally nothing wrong with the word "homeless."

    • @logemcdoge4620
      @logemcdoge4620 23 години тому +6

      Only one of them could be used by a homeless person.

    • @biffertyboffertyboo
      @biffertyboffertyboo 23 години тому +18

      ​@@englishatheart you can be homeless but not unhoused -- couch surfing, living in hotels, etc

  • @FableehaChoudhury
    @FableehaChoudhury День тому +43

    Feverish, tiredness, rashes sounds like mold exposure. I lived in a really damp house for a year and all my furniture used to get moldy no matter what I did. I had similar symptoms the whole time I lived in that house. Scary stuff

  • @QueenKunta
    @QueenKunta 18 годин тому +2

    2:51 what a deep cut. RIP Sports Authority

  • @alexislewis9283
    @alexislewis9283 День тому +79

    Those two ladies who bought the rugs really came in clutch at the end

  • @SomeIcelandicDude
    @SomeIcelandicDude День тому +370

    Something dystopian about the US being one of the richest countries in the world and the most expensive army by far despite never having any invasions of their country, meanwhile children are starving, can't afford feeding them.

    • @Danislashed
      @Danislashed День тому +15

      Yeah it makes you think about whose really rich.

    • @coryingman
      @coryingman День тому +10

      To be fair, it would make sense that the country with the most expensive military would have not been invaded. Also, the entire colonial period was us fending off british invasion... and of us being invaders. History is weird.

    • @pseudonymous9153
      @pseudonymous9153 День тому +17

      ​@@coryingman"British invasion" WHERE? WHEN? Lmao Americans learn actual history challenge (impossible)

    • @pseudonymous9153
      @pseudonymous9153 День тому +6

      ​@@coryingman"*fending off the British in the colonial* period" is an oxymoron. The same as you but with "oxy-" added to the front.

    • @masterofmoss1591
      @masterofmoss1591 День тому +34

      @@pseudonymous9153I think it was just a weird way to say the revolutionary war

  • @Ganymedia9
    @Ganymedia9 21 годину тому +6

    Fun fact: those weren't mosquito bites! They were bites from a cicada mite. They lay their eggs in dead cicadas. Normally, there are only the annual cicadas, which limits the number of eggs that can be laid. But in cicada year? They're everywhere. Source: I live in Chicagoland and was freaking out about these weird intense bug bites, so I asked a doctor.
    ETA: just got to 35:55, nevermind lol

  • @TheyCallMeKellie
    @TheyCallMeKellie День тому +92

    I know I only donated $2... but I have $36 dollars to my name and 2 kids to christmas shop for...otherwise i would've given much more! Thank you for doing things like this. Means so much to the people who really need it. Every dollar makes a difference. ❤

    • @junipersolis
      @junipersolis 22 години тому +31

      One dollar equals ten meals. That's twenty meals! That's absolutely amazing.

    • @rebeccat7912
      @rebeccat7912 21 годину тому +32

      If you think about it, you are donating 5.56% of what you have to charity! That would be like if Elon Musk donated $20 billion, and goodness knows people with that kind of money aren't donating that much. Your heartwarming gift means so much to these people in need, and you should be so proud of your kindness 🤗

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough 19 годин тому +1

      @@rebeccat7912 you're totally right: if everyone paid 5% forward, the world would be a _noticeably_ better place. That's a lot!

  • @stickitydoodah
    @stickitydoodah День тому +136

    Marketplace buyers are 10% chill, 70% time-wasting bullshitters, and 20% scammers or bots. Ive been on there for years and some items ive given up on selling and just donated because i got 20+ different messages and no one followed through.
    The last person i sold to showed up at our house in the middle of the night while i was at work, after failing to show up for the previous 3 meetings we planned. My bf was home and they made the transaction, but i was angry that this irresponsible fool couldnt read directions or keep plans.

    • @gorak9000
      @gorak9000 23 години тому

      I'd avoid FB at all costs - garbage in, garbage out. Just sell on ebay - they pay, you ship it, end of story (unless they file a claim, in which case 99% of the time, the seller loses). CL might be better, but I've noticed as a buyer less and less stuff being listed on CL, and more is on fb now - depressing

    • @cooltimetravel4959
      @cooltimetravel4959 21 годину тому

      If you're looking for electronics, it almost feels like that 20% shoots up to 50%. It become this miserable experience to look for anything at a good price

  • @cashmoney865
    @cashmoney865 23 години тому +3

    i love how much the lady loved the rug! she was so sweet

  • @mckennalaird2398
    @mckennalaird2398 День тому +176

    After having a kid I started saying "Jeepers Creepers" instead of "Jesus Christ". This inevitably turned into me shouting "JEEPERS!" and getting called Velma at work lmao so I get the "Oh no! Golly!"

    • @boy_girl_cat_party1824
      @boy_girl_cat_party1824 23 години тому +7

      I started doing the exact same thing, same story except instead of getting called Velma, everyone I know says “jeepers” now

    • @anastasinscreed
      @anastasinscreed 21 годину тому +2

      you made me laugh unbelievably hard

    • @falakrafi
      @falakrafi 21 годину тому +2

      Anytime my nephew (toddler) is in the vicinity of me talking to my siblings I'll whip out the good ol' spelling words he shouldn't hear, saying "I'm D-E-A-D" or the classic "What the H-E-double hockey stick?" XD

    • @eeveevoolan4486
      @eeveevoolan4486 20 годин тому

      makes me think of oliver from ni no kuni,,,,, anyone remember that game

  • @matildegd9965
    @matildegd9965 День тому +54

    I'm so glad the bug bites ended up being because of the cicadas. Given everything I was convinced it was probably bed bugs from the box which would not be fun!

  • @e.eick-scott6511
    @e.eick-scott6511 20 годин тому +1

    I work at an animal shelter and Amazon occasionally stops by to drop off several HUGE pallets of pet-related returns. The last drop off literally included dozens of $500+ robot litterboxes that seemingly had never been used, just open box. It's mostly unused food and litter and stuff but it's always a fun day to see what we got!

  • @mud1nabowl
    @mud1nabowl 23 години тому +83

    39:05 omfg when i saw this earlier i thought this wss just a dirty toilet seat with like poop stains and stuff

    • @Claymorerat
      @Claymorerat 22 години тому +4

      Glad I wasn’t the only one lmao

  • @Exothermic_Killer
    @Exothermic_Killer День тому +56

    The clear tent is a greenhouse, that's why it doesn't have ventilation and gets really warm.

  • @keeblebrox
    @keeblebrox 21 годину тому +3

    You're a good sport and I appreciate you turning your experience into a lesson for us all.

  • @murphthegangster
    @murphthegangster День тому +78

    20:36 NOOO I DONT WANNA PLAY METRO BOOMIN

  • @kittyscreativecorner
    @kittyscreativecorner 23 години тому +124

    Man it’s not every day you see someone buy an empty cardboard box from themselves for $10,000 just to give it to charity. Danny sure is one of a kind

  • @alexhb12333
    @alexhb12333 23 години тому +4

    The mystery garbage bag item was a replacement heater element from an oven!

  • @cyb3rdive
    @cyb3rdive День тому +300

    0:15 genuinely terrifying im gonna call you tanny

    • @stariijells
      @stariijells День тому +26

      Oh that’s just shadow Danny don’t worry about it

    • @rqmxs
      @rqmxs День тому +9

      tanny tonzalez😞🙏

    • @iamgreg8352
      @iamgreg8352 22 години тому

      This is the paralysis demon he wants to indoctrinate us with 😞

    • @sage4280
      @sage4280 21 годину тому +6

      I read that last word wrong I got so scared 😂

    • @Medusa_The-Bard
      @Medusa_The-Bard 20 годин тому

      ​@@sage4280 SAME

  • @Florida_boy
    @Florida_boy День тому +58

    The clear tent is probably for plants. Like a mini greenhouse. That would also explain the dirt.

    • @bethswiftie
      @bethswiftie День тому +6

      Ohhh, I can see that! I work with kids so I was thinking some sort of indoor play area ahaha

    • @hospitable_ghost
      @hospitable_ghost День тому +2

      Yep, I'm pretty positive that's exactly what it's for. Explains the lack of ventilation as well.

  • @tallgeek1131
    @tallgeek1131 22 години тому +5

    This is the exact same thing that the storage wars people do. Except they own pawn shops and thrift stores, so they actually are more likely to make those profits than random people doing this for a hobby

  • @drcrumbs
    @drcrumbs День тому +35

    I used to work for a guy that did this. Basically would buy pallets of returned big screen tvs. He’d pay us just to plug them in and make sure they work. He’d sell them at a huge discount and we still made really good money just testing them

  • @purplelord8531
    @purplelord8531 День тому +87

    23:50 we used official speedo/safesport branded changing tents like these for swim meets. Most of *those* your head could poke through the top (and would, if you were a decently tall middle schooler)
    so there are uses for changing tents, and tat's actually a pretty decent one

    • @lizzyizzywizzy
      @lizzyizzywizzy День тому +5

      also used a lot for dance competitions!

  • @justaharmlesssophie
    @justaharmlesssophie 22 години тому +17

    Danny, your neighbor's plate is in full view 36:38 (make sure he sees this)

  • @ufomachines
    @ufomachines День тому +198

    "WE MISSED YOU DANNY" WE ALL SHOUT IN UNISON

  • @noahramirez4997
    @noahramirez4997 23 години тому +9

    as a former amazon delivery driver, the amount of waste, cut corners and human rights violations is abhorrent. no wonder it’s such a successful company

  • @nari5161
    @nari5161 21 годину тому +2

    On the rusted pan - I was shopping for steak knives looking at a Faberware set, and a lot of recent reviews said they couldn't be stainless steel as claimed because they rusted after a single wash/ contact with liquid. And pictures on pictures from different reviews of the same thing, so many rusted knives. So it's like they're really making things to not even be used once (if you wash before using), or not more than once. I just returned a couple shirts to Costco I bought online and the fabric felt nice but the cut was crazy, far from human-shaped. And a couple shirts that both the cut and fabric were really bad. Shopping sucks these days. It's really depressing seeing the wasted resources, and time of the person who made it, and my time if I chose to return or my money if I don't have the time. The gas used shipping and returning. My wardrobe and general things get older and older with a lack of suitable replacements. I sew, I thrift, I jerryrig, I repair when possible. But this market is unsustainable on many levels.

  • @swallowstreet
    @swallowstreet День тому +127

    i actually love the space between danny’s uploads bc when he does upload it literally feels like a holiday for me lmao

  • @tahliawilliams6506
    @tahliawilliams6506 День тому +36

    9:17 the single shot of the two inside the box. perfection

  • @sailoralyson
    @sailoralyson 23 години тому +3

    Man for a second I was so worried he had bedbugs lol

  • @allisonhall4977
    @allisonhall4977 День тому +55

    7:30 I love that hard pivot to "positive version" - I need that optimism in my life

  • @TheTransTankie
    @TheTransTankie День тому +369

    Girl watches Danny Gonzalez, INSTANTLY enjoys it

  • @HarlesCIIAAL
    @HarlesCIIAAL 18 годин тому

    I love how Rollie understood and rolled with Danny's humor so well. Great video!

  • @cameronmeetze8153
    @cameronmeetze8153 День тому +26

    there are tons of Liquidation stores across the US where these boxes go in HUGE quantities. i’ve got one next to the Target i work at. they have massive bins full of items. every single item is the same price, say $14 on day one. you could find a $300 apple pencil or literal dirt. it’s honestly pretty cool. the prices go down by the day too. so by the last day of the week it’s 25 cents each

  • @bethd2410
    @bethd2410 День тому +128

    Having to pause because I started laughing at “who fuck is Gary?” so hard. Especially with the bird feeder too 😂

  • @valolafson6035
    @valolafson6035 21 годину тому +3

    That's my greatest fear with Facebook Marketplace. Things with spiders, or ancient curses.

  • @lPipicacal
    @lPipicacal День тому +70

    17:46 I DON'T WANNA PLAY METRO BOOMIN!!

  • @Glamrockchicasvoicebox
    @Glamrockchicasvoicebox День тому +70

    “ look it’s Danny !! “ I say with a smile filling my face, as he floats down in a sparkly pink bubble landing gracefully and popping it with his wand “ real good to see my isn’t it “ he says with a laugh

  • @amazingperson4076
    @amazingperson4076 21 годину тому +3

    Danny’s voice over was very soothing to me for some reason

  • @skelyhands
    @skelyhands 23 години тому +12

    That's weird cuz I worked as a tech repair guy in a company that had a contract with Amazon. They were the only client there and we got tons of electronics daily to repair or check if it's even broken. And it was a massive, hangar-like facility with huge storage spaces. It was in Europe though so laws might be different etc.

  • @chriswetsbread
    @chriswetsbread День тому +93

    OMG WHAT A COLLAB !!! SO UNEXPECTED !!! IM SO EXCITED !!!

  • @brodonnellYT
    @brodonnellYT 22 години тому +3

    Investigative journalist Danny is my favorite Danny

  • @user-xtambourineguy
    @user-xtambourineguy День тому +147

    Jolly good show. I’ve seem to have spotted a bundle of enjoyment :)

  • @gracegibson7633
    @gracegibson7633 День тому +50

    bro this is my favorite collab 🙏🙏🙏 and one i never would have expected THANK YOU DANNY -a long time fan who is currently majoring in urban planning

  • @HeyItsJayIRL
    @HeyItsJayIRL 23 години тому +3

    17:32 I was not prepared for that gremlin-ness lol

  • @whatever9097
    @whatever9097 День тому +59

    Re the box being cursed: I wonder if the bites are related to the fever, sluggishness etc. The bites seem like they could be spider bites. Redness, itchiness, fever, headache, sweating and muscle pain are common symptoms that can occur after a spider bite according to Healthline. As for the sneezing there’s probably an airborne allergen in the box, assuming it’s not dust, my guess would be insect matter or fungal/mold spores.
    Edit: this is what I get not watching the whole video before commenting isn’t it

  • @annabethchase4582
    @annabethchase4582 День тому +25

    the way the video hasn't even been out for 15 minutes and we've already fed over 100,000 people. great work danny and gregs

  • @TheMadsC
    @TheMadsC 22 години тому +8

    37:06 go get her purrs? 🤔🤣

  • @DarwDarw-x9b
    @DarwDarw-x9b День тому +20

    OMG CLIMATE TOWN! This is the crossover I would have never predicted or knew I wanted until now