I Found a Weird Hallmark Movie

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  • Опубліковано 30 сер 2020
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  • @kathyoquin8233
    @kathyoquin8233 3 роки тому +2145

    How about instead of "you're bacon me crazy" it should be "you're persimmon me off"

  • @enygmaa1981
    @enygmaa1981 3 роки тому +1670

    “Don’t go bacon my heart🎶”
    “I couldn’t if I fried🎵”

  • @kacym5550
    @kacym5550 3 роки тому +695

    Can we please talk about how she never wears a hair net and constantly wears her hair down around food in that hot pristinely white chefs coat while working outside in a tiny food truck 😂

    • @JinxMarie1985
      @JinxMarie1985 9 місяців тому +6

      They didn't go for reality here. Just a typical sh** show of a hallmark movie

  • @thecutestofborg5604
    @thecutestofborg5604 3 роки тому +328

    "Your food deserves to be liberated from the narrow confines of bread" just became my mantra

    • @bethw6027
      @bethw6027 3 роки тому +12

      Just don’t let Oprah hear you 😂

  • @kristyrussell1748
    @kristyrussell1748 3 роки тому +534

    He's meeting with a lawyer downtown to hopefully get a name 😂

  • @sabeck4
    @sabeck4 3 роки тому +1274

    I love when you insert yourself into the scenes. 😂😂

  • @sarandipityinthestarssarah4076
    @sarandipityinthestarssarah4076 3 роки тому +822

    Cleo's actress went to the William Shatner School of Acting I see.. Another...successful student.

  • @karnotik
    @karnotik Рік тому +61

    I feel like Cleo had an acting coach that was telling her to slow down- so her compromise was to put in long pauses

  • @raej2353
    @raej2353 3 роки тому +944

    When the main girl said “is it a requirement to be a male chef and have an ego?” My husband, the chef, answered, “yes.” Lmao

    • @clairepettie
      @clairepettie 3 роки тому +62

      I'm gonna agree with your husband on this one. 🤣
      Then again, it takes confidence to direct a chaotic kitchen.

    • @LuanaSantos-rl4sb
      @LuanaSantos-rl4sb 3 роки тому +21

      @@clairepettie confidence x ego

    • @OfJournalandJourney
      @OfJournalandJourney 2 роки тому +1

      Lmfaoooooooo

    • @microsoftpainenthusiast8096
      @microsoftpainenthusiast8096 2 роки тому +20

      as a chef, I agree too 😂 At least you need to feel some “male energy”, otherwise you will get a nervous breakdown every day.

    • @youtuberyoutubingonyoutube
      @youtuberyoutubingonyoutube 2 роки тому +5

      14 years FOH. Yes, it is. 😂

  • @julieo4580
    @julieo4580 3 роки тому +508

    I love that she’s making sandwiches and wearing a chef jacket like she’s Gordon Ramsay.

    • @DezIctus
      @DezIctus 3 роки тому +17

      *Samwiches...lmao!

    • @sydneymodlin1771
      @sydneymodlin1771 3 роки тому +10

      "Sam-iches" lol

    • @ladymaiden2308
      @ladymaiden2308 3 роки тому +5

      Samwiches, samwiches everywhere... But not a sandwich in sight.
      Edit..😂🤷🤣

    • @yomigonzalez9870
      @yomigonzalez9870 3 роки тому +15

      And shes in the supermarket in the same jacket

    • @StrawberrySodaSodaSoda
      @StrawberrySodaSodaSoda 3 роки тому +1

      Me too. I don't make enough sandwhich's , soup or salad. I need to get back to the basics. I seem to have become a master chef in my own kitchen.

  • @dreadmage8376
    @dreadmage8376 3 роки тому +178

    I am glad I am not the only person who wonders things in movies like "why isnt this child in school?"

  • @alicestewert8552
    @alicestewert8552 3 роки тому +113

    “I thought I’d find you here.” At my house? Surprising, I know 🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @yes_chef6341
    @yes_chef6341 3 роки тому +748

    Why does she have that chefs coat on in so many scenes where she isn’t even at her food truck? Chefs don’t just wander around farmers markets in their whites

    • @EncyclopediaBrown97
      @EncyclopediaBrown97 3 роки тому +66

      You be right. My sister is in culinary and they are not allowed to wear it on transportation due to food safe

    • @AG-cf4wn
      @AG-cf4wn 3 роки тому +20

      Makes her look more official lol

    • @kimagnello3550
      @kimagnello3550 3 роки тому +70

      We chefs also don't curl our hair because what's the point if it has to be up... or wear make up most of the time because it's a sweaty job, especially in a food tuck. And farmers markets are always early AF in the morning. Oh Hallmark...

    • @AnevaWalker
      @AnevaWalker 3 роки тому +4

      Lol, yeah, we definitely don't.

    • @misssmisssymaria
      @misssmisssymaria 3 роки тому +25

      Like when she was sitting on some bench, drawing a restaurant.

  • @mallory5777
    @mallory5777 3 роки тому +323

    The niece isn't at school because she's like the same age as her aunt. 😂

    • @jaimefrenchofficial
      @jaimefrenchofficial  3 роки тому +35

      😂😂

    • @caseyob2690
      @caseyob2690 3 роки тому +28

      Well...in ALL fairness.... I have a nephew who is a year and change older than me. My brothers son, is older than me.
      Its a thing.
      😂😂

    • @mallory5777
      @mallory5777 3 роки тому +17

      @@caseyob2690 I got ya! My mom's uncle is only a year older than her. Just think it's funny when people who are clearly close to the same age are cast as being in way different age groups, or vice versa.

    • @livelongandprospermary8796
      @livelongandprospermary8796 3 роки тому +3

      My step bro and son are nearly the same age. My son is actually a few months older. 🤷‍♀️ my coworker has grandkids older than his kids... it’s a thing

    • @mermaiddiyartist8119
      @mermaiddiyartist8119 3 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣😹

  • @Lemonz1989
    @Lemonz1989 3 роки тому +201

    I feel like the guys who made this video haven’t even tried persimmons. They aren’t supposed to “snap” - they aren’t like apples! That would be like having a “snapping” tomato. 😐

    • @hidetolove
      @hidetolove 3 роки тому +19

      I prefer persimmons a little unripe, like sweet but still crunchy. I hate the squishy texture of a ripe or over ripe persimmon 🤢

    • @lula-kester
      @lula-kester Рік тому +18

      I did a little googling... the type of persimmon (Fuyu) is described as "quite firm". It says that you "slice them like an apple". I had to look because the only times I have ever dealt with persimmons, they were somewhat more apple like. Also less sweet. Seems we are both correct though. As it described another type of persimmion (Hachiyas) as more "custard like" inside. I also wondered if an unripe persimmon might be a bit sour/tangy like a green tomato? Because bacon, lettuce, & fried green tomato sandwiches are legit.

    • @bigc473
      @bigc473 2 місяці тому

      This comment made me laugh so hard 😂

  • @kimberlysieber2136
    @kimberlysieber2136 2 роки тому +83

    Jamie saying “straunt” brings me more joy than a fresh BLP.

    • @jaybee9552
      @jaybee9552 Рік тому +6

      I'm trying to make the term 'straunt happen in my social circle but it's not working 😅

    • @stephinwy
      @stephinwy 7 місяців тому +1

      Yes!! BLP!!

  • @jennys.945
    @jennys.945 3 роки тому +365

    This is the best series concept in maybe all of media.

  • @haHAAbang
    @haHAAbang 3 роки тому +226

    This is really the only way one should ever watch a hallmark movie

  • @christineeliza5433
    @christineeliza5433 3 роки тому +150

    I’m pretty sure Gabe played Kostas in the sisterhood of the traveling pants and it makes me really sad to see these actors who never really got huge roles again playing characters in bad hallmark movies 😂

    • @kellydell2928
      @kellydell2928 3 роки тому +14

      He is the very same actor! He has a lot of roles on Hallmark lately (within the past several years).

    • @robinnn777
      @robinnn777 2 роки тому +13

      he's been in a bunch of shows since then (I recognized him from the mentalist and jane the virgin), I think he's doing fine xD

    • @beatlesrock234
      @beatlesrock234 2 роки тому +1

      He was also on the show Greek!

    • @kristatindall9977
      @kristatindall9977 2 роки тому +3

      Thank you!! Kostas isn't even Greek!? I feel so hoodwinked. By a guy. Acting. Like he's Greek.

    • @moongirl8807
      @moongirl8807 2 роки тому +7

      @@robinnn777 omg right he's like the boss for some episodes (Luther?)! Oh no, I actually thought he was cute there (or maybe it was the blue suits they gave him). Nothing wrong with Hallmark but I really have trouble putting these two characters together in my head as the same actor. Also this movie is from 2020 and the Mentalist ended way before that so I don't think he's doing that fine :( well at least he gets paid and is still considered attractive enough for a Hallmark movie. That's something, right?

  • @chaotic.content
    @chaotic.content 3 роки тому +224

    I've been burning through this whole series and I just want to say,
    1. you're hilarious
    2. you're so good at makeup
    3. I can't wait for the next installment
    thank you for entertaining us in these strange times 🙏

  • @wrenegade926
    @wrenegade926 3 роки тому +293

    “Brother Bacon” is a much better name than any they could’ve given him 😂😂

    • @willothewisps476
      @willothewisps476 9 місяців тому +1

      He strikes me as a Wallace. As his first name. I don’t know why, but he just does. If that’s the case, Brother Bacon is a much better name for him😂.

  • @monciparedes
    @monciparedes 3 роки тому +356

    Jaime: He tells her to ‘fugetaboutit’.
    Scene cutaway to him ACTUALLY saying that.
    😂😂😂💀💀💀

    • @Noshananigans
      @Noshananigans 3 роки тому +5

      I wanted to hear him stay ‘straunt’ after Jaime said it next but I was let down! 😭😭
      😂

  • @nikionek1881
    @nikionek1881 3 роки тому +139

    "She grew her social media following to 4,000 in...4 days." I just heard the collective frustrated groan of every UA-camr ever.

  • @kristamcleod8616
    @kristamcleod8616 3 роки тому +55

    “You’re bacon me uncomfortable” I cant. 😂

  • @Crystalballer21
    @Crystalballer21 3 роки тому +666

    “I found a weird Hallmark movie”
    aren’t they ALL weird??? 😂😂

    • @estycki
      @estycki 3 роки тому +22

      I said the same thing, aren't they all weird with bad scripts? I imagine the actors aren't that bad, it's just hard to make a bad script work.

    • @john316loveGodlovepeople
      @john316loveGodlovepeople 3 роки тому +11

      Lol the people are 90% plastic and life is nothing like a Hallmark movie lol

    • @Kelly-ew9vf
      @Kelly-ew9vf 3 роки тому

      @@john316loveGodlovepeople aà

    • @Abstract852
      @Abstract852 3 роки тому +8

      @@estycki I don't imagine the actors are good either though. It's like a graveyard for middle aged actors who's careers tanked a decade ago if they ever got off the ground to begin with.

    • @estycki
      @estycki 3 роки тому +10

      @@Abstract852 I wonder how many of them were models that thought they could make it as an actor just because they were good looking (female and males) and all they had to do was show up and read.

  • @dotsamantha
    @dotsamantha 3 роки тому +137

    "Deluxe Your Face With Jaime French Makeup and Sammiches"

  • @ErinMott09
    @ErinMott09 3 роки тому +39

    “...The breath is outta control, I’ve never seen so much breath...” lmao 🤣

  • @Stephieandcheech
    @Stephieandcheech 3 роки тому +344

    "I'd hate for her to be called a white beige Becky" 😂😂😂

    • @DripBunny223
      @DripBunny223 3 роки тому +8

      LMAO I was thinking about that comment. Who came for her 😂😂 was it Bailey 👀👀

    • @elisemarie4894
      @elisemarie4894 3 роки тому +17

      Hell no! Bailey is not a meanie!

    • @missbraindamage
      @missbraindamage 3 роки тому +5

      @@DripBunny223 i need to know as well!

    • @elisemarie4894
      @elisemarie4894 3 роки тому +9

      It’s the Stone person. Pay them no mind, they’re not relevant :)

    • @missbraindamage
      @missbraindamage 3 роки тому +6

      @@elisemarie4894 I have no idea who this Stone person is, so that will be easy lol. Although now I gotta find out...

  • @charityoverman
    @charityoverman 3 роки тому +229

    I feel so bad for my dad because my mom watches Hallmark movies day in and day out, year round. If he snaps one day...... there’s not a jury that would convict him.

    • @evelynmejia2344
      @evelynmejia2344 3 роки тому +5

      Sameeeeee. They share the tv 😂 I have my own 🙏🏻

    • @chelseapthib36
      @chelseapthib36 3 роки тому +6

      I guess that's how my husband feels about my true crime shows 🤣🤣🤣

    • @daniellem1838
      @daniellem1838 3 роки тому +10

      My mom watches QVC, so it could be worse.

    • @stephaniepreston-mullins3262
      @stephaniepreston-mullins3262 3 роки тому +3

      Saammmeeee!!! My mom watched Hallmark movies all the time with my poor ole dad!!! 🐖🐽🐖

    • @stephaniepreston-mullins3262
      @stephaniepreston-mullins3262 3 роки тому +1

      @Dan Yell....QVC, the only channel besides HSN that doesn't make me anxious!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @kat_respawns3208
    @kat_respawns3208 3 роки тому +148

    You are the real MVP for watching this “movie” TWICE 😂

  • @jalexoneschanel1356
    @jalexoneschanel1356 3 роки тому +128

    Fuck i accidentally watched that bacon movie ON TV with my grandma because she watches the hallmark channel all the time and I was just. So confused? Why would they make this a movie?

  • @Ivy.Elizabeth
    @Ivy.Elizabeth Рік тому +22

    I live in Portland and -none- of this is recognizable. It’s insane. Brother Bacons place could be in the West Hills neighborhood but the exterior shots of Cleo’s house don’t belong anywhere in this city. The little shopping area she’s in is also entirely unrecognizable….. EDIT: I looked it up and they shot this in Vancouver. Makes perfect sense.
    Like, it’s so unrecognizable that I thought the brother was trying to get him to leave where they were at and I thought we were going to have a third act conflict where he has to decide not to move to Portland

    • @NellFace
      @NellFace Рік тому +5

      I couldn't tell for sure *which* Portland they meant until I saw "City of Roses" and even then it didn't make sense. People in Portland rarely talk about Portland as a whole. They mention whichever neighborhood they think is best/theirs and none of those neighborhoods look like a small town.

    • @MashaRistova
      @MashaRistova 11 місяців тому +2

      As a fellow Portlander I thought these exact same thoughts while watching this lol

  • @aidepaul534
    @aidepaul534 3 роки тому +171

    So disappointed, that the samwich wasn't mayonnaise and raw potato after all. I just love me an MRP.

    • @candicemorrison304
      @candicemorrison304 3 роки тому +7

      Your naming of that is GENIUS!

    • @genevievehebert-carr5047
      @genevievehebert-carr5047 3 роки тому +1

      I can’t even right now… still giggling. I love everything about this series including the hilariously witty comments from the community!! 😂

    • @Nikki-wt8ss
      @Nikki-wt8ss 3 роки тому

      Genius

  • @alexandrac3881
    @alexandrac3881 3 роки тому +102

    The $5 movie bin made for some entertaining teen year nights for me and my friends

  • @amygalvin1799
    @amygalvin1799 3 роки тому +20

    Hallmark never strays from the same script. Everyone has an amazing job involving food & 🌸!

  • @AngelDRose
    @AngelDRose 3 роки тому +81

    According to IMDb , bacon brothers name is “Nate”. So there’s that.

  • @dkh101
    @dkh101 3 роки тому +144

    The white beige Becky got me lmfao

    • @vanityplates3125
      @vanityplates3125 3 роки тому +2

      Me too. I fell over!! 😂

    • @dkh101
      @dkh101 3 роки тому +3

      Vanity Plates 🤣😂

    • @vanityplates3125
      @vanityplates3125 3 роки тому +10

      @@dkh101 I was honestly a bit shocked she said that!! 😂 I went back to watch that rant where she was called that and it made me laugh. Someone was bitter!! (And it wasn't Jaime)

  • @deathkitten109
    @deathkitten109 3 роки тому +43

    Fruit doesn't have feelings.
    Food isn't a sport.
    Bacon is no game.

  • @AbraSings
    @AbraSings 3 роки тому +20

    The long pause and look on Jaime's face before she said, "Remember from earlier?" 🤣

  • @hilaryhershner2269
    @hilaryhershner2269 3 роки тому +55

    "I would hate for you to be called a white beige Becky" *crying laughing emoji* you're great Jaime. So glad I discovered your channel

  • @JennBaxter
    @JennBaxter 3 роки тому +330

    The next movie should be “Wish Upon a Star” and you can create Katherine Heigl’s 90’s makeup look. 😁

    • @SweetBeeProductions
      @SweetBeeProductions 3 роки тому +12

      Jenn Baxter I need this to get more likes so Jaime sees and she DOES IT. Low-key, one of my favorite silly movies ever!!

    • @JennBaxter
      @JennBaxter 3 роки тому +5

      @sweetbeeproductions Lol, right?! I probably shouldn’t admit how many times I’ve watched it 😅 and still get excited when I see it come on TV! 🌟

    • @zenmaster9195
      @zenmaster9195 3 роки тому +3

      I 2nd this!

    • @TtHhEeBbRrEeTtTt
      @TtHhEeBbRrEeTtTt 3 роки тому +2

      Yes yes yes!

    • @thclark1996
      @thclark1996 3 роки тому +2

      Yessss!!!

  • @mellyq92
    @mellyq92 3 роки тому +113

    We finish each others
    SAMWICHES
    That's what I was gonna say

  • @SS_DT
    @SS_DT 3 роки тому +67

    I’ve had a persimmon. It wasn’t ripe. You know how tannins in red wine or tea make your mouth feel sort of fuzzy and numbed for a second? Unripe persimmons are like that on acid. Couldn’t taste anything properly for hours afterward. So make sure they’re ripe! :’)

    • @cenaentiffanys
      @cenaentiffanys 3 роки тому +6

      Was looking for this comment hahaha, it tastes I don’t know like sand if it isn’t ripe right? And yes goodbye to your tongue for some minutes

    • @brittanyhyatt3407
      @brittanyhyatt3407 3 роки тому +3

      Omg yes that is exactly how they feel and it's traumatizing 😭😂

    • @HealthyandLovingLife
      @HealthyandLovingLife 2 роки тому +1

      This sounds off-putting! 😂 When they're ripe, what do they taste/feel like?

    • @leawhitley4421
      @leawhitley4421 Рік тому +2

      Literally same will never touch another one

    • @juliaswandanner6944
      @juliaswandanner6944 Рік тому +1

      @Healthy and Loving Life They're not super sweet and they're very soft. Like, your thumb smooshes into them when you're taking them off the tree. Haha! They're good as a jelly or to make persimmon bread. They have HUGE seeds so they're difficult to just nosh on.

  • @AllTheButtons87
    @AllTheButtons87 3 роки тому +23

    "Yeah whatever booger wall!" 😂🤣😂🤣
    "Brother Bacon" 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @rachelthome165
    @rachelthome165 3 роки тому +58

    "I wanted rye bread - it's my favorite recipe." Just died.

    • @Tinymoezzy
      @Tinymoezzy 3 роки тому +2

      Very Mystery Science Theater, and I loved it. 😄

  • @deltadeann1969
    @deltadeann1969 3 роки тому +106

    "... kinda like Dice... Remember Dice?"
    *is already laughing*

  • @bangbangbq
    @bangbangbq 3 роки тому +14

    OMG!! As I was watching the video, I looked away when the sauce squirting sound happened and immediately assumed one of my cats just grossly crapped somewhere! I was freaking out!! Hahaha

  • @songbird377
    @songbird377 3 роки тому +37

    “Your food deserves to be liberated from the narrow confines of BREAD.” 19:24

    • @stephk1320
      @stephk1320 3 роки тому +4

      Never has writing been so good and so bad 😂 I want that stitched onto a throw pillow

  • @zenmaster9195
    @zenmaster9195 3 роки тому +119

    Every Hallmark Movie: girl meets guy, both are stubborn, they end up falling in love the end! Jaime! You'll have to do a Countdown to Christmas series when they start it. That's when the real gems come out! Lol!

    • @aquablue1252
      @aquablue1252 3 роки тому +3

      Omg yes! And the Christmas in July ones

    • @zenmaster9195
      @zenmaster9195 3 роки тому

      @Rulya Mórrigan Ard Mhacha it could be her Christmas movie specials....Hallmark Christmas Movies lol

    • @EJaramillo
      @EJaramillo 3 роки тому

      There are so many!!

    • @mtlouwho1
      @mtlouwho1 3 роки тому +3

      Plus 80% of the time there is an old family business involved and either the main guy or girl will completely quit their job they have been working for the entire movie to stay with the love of their life they have known for 5 days lol

    • @eatyourcevapi
      @eatyourcevapi 3 роки тому +3

      mtlouwho1 or the main female character always has an important corporate position in the city but the spirit of christmas shows her that love is the most important thing and she gets together with the local luberjack

  • @jenniferfisher1721
    @jenniferfisher1721 3 роки тому +62

    During their garden conversation, it drove me crazy that she acted like the bed of flowers was a vegetable garden. She said she donates her fresh vegetables (as she motions to the flowers) to the local food pantry or something and it made no sense because she was literally standing over daisies and roses.

  • @BunniBeshara
    @BunniBeshara 3 роки тому +33

    “No 👁 👄 👁 His samwich.”

  • @missbraindamage
    @missbraindamage 3 роки тому +21

    Persimmons should be soft. Not have a "nice bite." Lmao.

    • @kireidoll
      @kireidoll 3 роки тому +3

      There're different kinds of persimmons;) the fuyu she mentionned or (fewhyew) is crisp like an apple

  • @ThruTheLukingGlass17
    @ThruTheLukingGlass17 3 роки тому +42

    Omg 😂😂😂 I literally almost fell out when the Oprah bread montage played 😂😂😂 This is the best, most hilarious series on UA-cam.

  • @Gelca510
    @Gelca510 3 роки тому +51

    The "brother bacon" and Oprah montage was so funny 😂

  • @relmk1
    @relmk1 Рік тому +3

    So I found this movie on Amazon and started watching it because I'd seen your review of it and OMG 😂 did you notice at the beginning credits it says this is based off a Scholastic book by the same name? Like it was written about a "tween tasked with saving her beloved aunt's food truck, all while enduring the drama of growing up". Aaaand now that I know where Hallmark gets their material it all makes so much sense 😂😂

  • @saturn-ascends33
    @saturn-ascends33 3 роки тому +13

    This video was hilarious!!! I appreciate that you’re open about your depression, it’s something so many of us can resonate with and relate too, you truly make my life better with your videos. (Cheesy but TRUE!) You’re such a lighthouse and spread your light wherever you go!!

  • @loveandcupcakes100
    @loveandcupcakes100 3 роки тому +82

    Hallmark exec: We need a new love story! Something unique and never been done before!
    Some intern: B A C O N 🥓 🥓 🥓
    Execs: GIVE THAT INTERN A PROMOTION!

  • @TaylerBootz
    @TaylerBootz 3 роки тому +117

    "You can't just turn an adjective into a verb."
    20 year olds: I have to go adult now. 😂

    • @simcerelykat
      @simcerelykat 3 роки тому +5

      Technically that’s turning a noun into a verb 🤔

    • @TaylerBootz
      @TaylerBootz 3 роки тому +5

      @@simcerelykat "adjective
      (of a person or animal) fully grown or developed.
      "the adult inhabitants of the U.S":"
      Technically it's both.

  • @Mayday9112
    @Mayday9112 3 роки тому +24

    Jaime “Wait, she hasn’t paid for one sandwich. The first sandwich, the 86 sandwiches, nothing.” You were so pissed🤣Literally had me dying laughing. To the point I had to tell myself to knock it off☠️😂😂😂

  • @SammieM13
    @SammieM13 3 роки тому +19

    You should do a segment where you randomly pick a movie from the bin

  • @shelbywilder7321
    @shelbywilder7321 3 роки тому +51

    Zenon: Girl of the 21st century! Please do this movie. Also, I laughed out loud when you mocked the brother bacon speech 😆

    • @tibb75
      @tibb75 3 роки тому

      ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM

    • @12silly21
      @12silly21 3 роки тому

      Omg yes!!! Unless she’s gonna say it’s awful because will always be a fave of mine lol

  • @brittanytrujillo6585
    @brittanytrujillo6585 3 роки тому +119

    I spent this whole video trying to figure out if Gabe is the sexy Greek guy “Kostas” from Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants aaaaand after a Google search, I confirmed it to be true. 😂😂🤷🏻‍♀️🥓

    • @ginabell694
      @ginabell694 3 роки тому +6

      That's what I know him from. Thank You!!!

    • @magickaldust1213
      @magickaldust1213 3 роки тому +2

      THANK YOU OMG

    • @lollipopsfordays3610
      @lollipopsfordays3610 3 роки тому +2

      I remember him from I think it was the Melrose Place reboot they tried after the 90210 reboot was successful. Melrose didn’t last long but I liked him in it.

    • @sarab3417
      @sarab3417 3 роки тому +1

      😱😱😱😍😍😍

    • @promise372
      @promise372 3 роки тому +2

      Ohhh Jaime should review that movie haha

  • @Lexycorinnebeaute
    @Lexycorinnebeaute 3 роки тому +35

    When she said “yes, I’m game” the subtitles thought she said “yes, I’m gay” 🤣🙏🏼

  • @deborahwarren9368
    @deborahwarren9368 3 роки тому +15

    So, your channel was recommended to me like 2 days ago. It was the Buttercream Gang video - and I totally watched that movie when I was a kid. 👀 I've been watching your videos over the last two days and just want you to know that you've brought a lot of laughter to my week. This year has been *rough* - I'm high risk and don't get to see many people (per my own choice). Watching your videos makes me feel like I'm hanging out with a gal pal and it's made my week so much brighter. Thank you for sharing your light with strangers on the internet!

    • @elizabthharris6741
      @elizabthharris6741 Рік тому +1

      Now that covid is over...I hope things have improved a bit. I was high risk, and also very ill, though I didn't know how ill til mid 2022. And not going to thd grocery store, shows, a restaurant, etc...lol it was hard.
      I hope your having a great post covid!😊

  • @applewood389
    @applewood389 3 роки тому +402

    Instead of Gabe that man's name should have been "chris.P bacon"
    I'm not not funny 😑

  • @jennykc98
    @jennykc98 3 роки тому +72

    This is my favorite you tube review of anything...ever!

  • @knwilli75
    @knwilli75 3 роки тому +49

    HOLY SHIT. I just had to pause this not even a minute in and scream out "She did NOT just call Walmart WALLY MARTINEZ. My new queen....

  • @dleehou1982
    @dleehou1982 3 роки тому +9

    Just when I think you're adlibing a scene, you show the scene and I'm fn dead lmao

  • @TheSimplyCooking
    @TheSimplyCooking 3 роки тому +42

    I’ve had many persimmons in my life and no, they are not supposed to have a „nice snap“ 😆

  • @apurr25
    @apurr25 3 роки тому +30

    "I wanted rye bread. It's my favorite recipe." I just died. 🤣😂🤣

  • @promise372
    @promise372 3 роки тому +10

    The niece is really smart, she *knew* Gabe brought her the flowers! 🤪

  • @dianamgallagher
    @dianamgallagher 3 роки тому +8

    You have crazy, mad editing skills and I live your hysterical commentary! Recently I rewatched a childhood favorite, "Sooner or Later" that was about a 13 year old girl that lied to a 17 year old boy about her age (she says she is 16). I'd love to hear your take on this movie (its available for free on youtube movies). I was surprised how drastically my perspective changed from Pre teen to now (50ish).

  • @ChanelCoco-pk7mp
    @ChanelCoco-pk7mp 3 роки тому +45

    That Mo Bacon Food truck looks more like something that’d kidnap children 🤮 or be featured in a prison background- I would not associate that truck with food

    • @HellButterfly39
      @HellButterfly39 3 роки тому +2

      i second this, it looks absolutely disgusting, I would not eat anything coming out of it lol

    • @courtneyd4794
      @courtneyd4794 3 роки тому +1

      It's a a real food truck based near my city LOL. This was filmed near me.

  • @addiealmanza1630
    @addiealmanza1630 3 роки тому +101

    Of all the 90s things everyone talks about.... no one ever mentions S Club 7. Maybe it’s because it’s late 90s early 2000s. Please do a review on one of their movies/series.

    • @marleynaaugusteina6809
      @marleynaaugusteina6809 3 роки тому +6

      I still listen to them semi-regularly 😭 I didn’t know they had a movie, though. I was absolutely devastated when Paul left and they just became S Club. And screw iTunes for not having the song “Natural” available in the US.

    • @tessthehighpriestess
      @tessthehighpriestess 3 роки тому +3

      They had movies?!

    • @marleynaaugusteina6809
      @marleynaaugusteina6809 3 роки тому +1

      Tessa Peters I looked it up and they had one movie which released like a week before Jon left.

    • @indyrawr1756
      @indyrawr1756 3 роки тому +2

      I remember them, just no movie

    • @plusminusfem
      @plusminusfem 3 роки тому +1

      Oh fck. I have not thought about them since forever. But I took a middle name from one of the girls in the group because I had such a crush on her 😅 I don’t remember me liking the music though.

  • @qewlkid9
    @qewlkid9 3 роки тому +44

    YOU CANT JUST LEAVE US HANGING NOT REVIEWING THE SEQUEL TO THIS!!!

  • @kaitlynwickham6237
    @kaitlynwickham6237 Рік тому +8

    "Your food deserves to be liberated from the narrow confines of bread" is one of my new favorite sentences. Bless whoever wrote this script.

  • @jenniferphillips4496
    @jenniferphillips4496 3 роки тому +34

    Girl, you just make me so happy!! You're an amazing story teller....you rock!

  • @michellestratford9753
    @michellestratford9753 3 роки тому +51

    I had to chuckle watching this. I live in Victoria, BC Canada where tons of the Hallmark movies are filmed. The local drinking game is to take a shot when you can tell where they really are lol. For the most part, I think they're terrible movies, but it's a vast income generator to the local economy so I watch them for their cringy factor lol. (Fun fact. They're always set in Seattle and Portland because we're slightly north with have a similar climate - except less rain - and flora and fauna, etc)

    • @frankifinelli5793
      @frankifinelli5793 3 роки тому +2

      Live in kelowna .. and yes they film here too... 😝

    • @parisinthe30sx
      @parisinthe30sx 3 роки тому

      Lucky. I love the weather/scenery in Victoria. I live in sardinia which is complete and total opposite. Must be nice to get snow

    • @michellestratford9753
      @michellestratford9753 3 роки тому

      @@parisinthe30sx yeah, it was weird this year. We can literally go years without any snow at all, yet this year we had almost a week of it! (sorry. I know lots of places were really hit hard this year🥺).

    • @daniellem1838
      @daniellem1838 3 роки тому +1

      As someone who lives just outside Seattle - so true. So easy to spot and depressing when we realize that awesome location does not exist right around the corner. 🤣

  • @amandaroberson8597
    @amandaroberson8597 3 роки тому +5

    Crazy! This movie actually aired on Hallmark a few weeks ago, and I only saw the “bacon bacon bacon” scene... so I couldn’t bring myself to finish it. Thanks for filling in the gaps for me Jaime!

  • @TheMOMdq
    @TheMOMdq 3 роки тому +3

    I laughed so hard with your commentary that I nearly peed. Especially every time you called the younger brother "Brother Bacon". I don't even wear make up but you and Bailey Sarian are my must-see story telling favorites.

  • @melissaalvarez3793
    @melissaalvarez3793 3 роки тому +22

    Easily my favorite videos to watch now! Love! Side note, I had a manic moment where I had to actively stop my self from buying The buttercream Gang.....on amazon..... for $47..... on VHS. 😂

  • @EarthymoonPhotos
    @EarthymoonPhotos 3 роки тому +105

    Legit laughed so hard I started having an asthma attack and my husband had to go grab my inhaler. 🤣🤣🌬️

    • @PinkZombie1987
      @PinkZombie1987 3 роки тому +5

      This comment is gold lol hope you're okay though

    • @EarthymoonPhotos
      @EarthymoonPhotos 3 роки тому +3

      @@PinkZombie1987 awwww thank you! I'm good. Common occurrence for me! 😁

    • @PinkZombie1987
      @PinkZombie1987 3 роки тому +4

      @@EarthymoonPhotos I don't have asthma but I started coughing from laughing so hard. I saw this movie last yr and thought it was hilarious and just discovered Jamie.. so it was like the angels sung!

  • @nla5307
    @nla5307 Рік тому +2

    Your editing is freaking funny. OMG. These videos are my go to's when I hop on UA-cam and want to relax and have a gigglefest.

  • @smcd6101
    @smcd6101 3 роки тому +4

    Your reviews are GOLD!! 😂 Keep them coming! 👏🏼💕

  • @TheWholeEntireCake
    @TheWholeEntireCake 3 роки тому +135

    You are BY FAR the funniest person I’ve ever heard. I rarely genuinely audibly laugh at anything but you crack me up 😂

    • @Abstractklutz32
      @Abstractklutz32 3 роки тому +5

      Have you seen her Bring it on: All or nothing review? I was crying!

  • @strawberrypinkmoon
    @strawberrypinkmoon 3 роки тому +177

    I am miffed. You make a movie called "You're Bacon Me Crazy" Kevin Bacon wasn't contacted about this?

  • @Strega_del_Corvo
    @Strega_del_Corvo 3 роки тому +3

    I’m new to you and Bailey Sarian and I am obsessed with you both. I watch Bailey until I get depressed and grossed out by the subject matter and then I watch you to laugh my ass off! Your editing skills are next level! 😂

  • @TheHeatherfeather1
    @TheHeatherfeather1 3 роки тому +8

    The mo-bacon guy was the Greek boyfriend in sisterhood of the traveling pants 😂

  • @sarahfromtwitter
    @sarahfromtwitter 3 роки тому +56

    The next movie NEEDS to be the sequel. I’m not invested. I need to know what happens next!! Maybe it’ll be summer and there will no breath! 🤣

  • @kimdeweese423
    @kimdeweese423 3 роки тому +19

    The blinking sound really got me... LOL. Love it!

  • @erinc2421
    @erinc2421 3 роки тому +6

    "Brother bacon" took me all the way out😂😂

  • @JoyfulNoiseLiving
    @JoyfulNoiseLiving 3 роки тому +2

    "Neature... that's pretty NEAT!" "Cause of the way it is..." Love Neature Guy!

  • @alexandrasaadi7149
    @alexandrasaadi7149 3 роки тому +71

    There’s a movie called “Zoombies” like animals that turn into zombies... in a zoo. I saw it on Netflix. It’s the literal worst movie I’ve ever seen!

  • @janine4145
    @janine4145 3 роки тому +26

    You inserting yourself in the scene was better editing and sound sync than the movie itself!

  • @summers6450
    @summers6450 3 роки тому +16

    It took me way too long to realize Gabe was also Kostas in The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. 😂

  • @stitchlightly5995
    @stitchlightly5995 3 роки тому +8

    "Remember Dice?" lol

  • @mermer3168
    @mermer3168 3 роки тому +34

    When you mentioned the birthday speech. 😂😂😂
    "Don't tell Oprah" about the bread. 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

  • @katc6128
    @katc6128 3 роки тому +27

    This whole series deluxes my happiness

  • @SushiLoveJapan
    @SushiLoveJapan 3 роки тому

    You are absolutely my favourite youtuber of all time 😂😂 There hasn't been one video of yours where I haven't laughed out loud

  • @gleadhill79
    @gleadhill79 3 роки тому +6

    Give them 3 years and they'll be calling Gordon Ramsay for help with their restaurant cos their in debt and their relationship will be on the rocks!