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  • @blackdesk6160
    @blackdesk6160 8 років тому +2440

    all the characters look like they been animated in Gmod

    • @user-cr8tn5ic1w
      @user-cr8tn5ic1w 8 років тому +5

      yes lol

    • @Henryluver
      @Henryluver 8 років тому +171

      no no way worse

    • @blackadder5517
      @blackadder5517 7 років тому +101

      ireadpicturs no. They look like they've been animated in a crappy, lower resolution, worse in every way Gmod ripoff.

    • @gerbius
      @gerbius 7 років тому +3

      Wily Limbaugh that's not even a thing

    • @gerbius
      @gerbius 7 років тому +13

      ireadpicturs or the first ever version of SFM...

  • @touchmenot9977
    @touchmenot9977 8 років тому +1972

    "I'm going to pop your corn lady" .............................................................................No...just no....

    • @Ghost-yv1ml
      @Ghost-yv1ml 8 років тому +155

      "I love good violation... "

    • @rinisonline4312
      @rinisonline4312 8 років тому +135

      "more fun than a spanking"

    • @touchmenot9977
      @touchmenot9977 8 років тому +75

      As IHE would say: Fuck this movie

    • @derryair9419
      @derryair9419 8 років тому +90

      I think I just wet myself.. .it felt rather nice....oooh~

    • @emmqmora
      @emmqmora 7 років тому +22

      😂😂😂😂

  • @an_annoying_cat
    @an_annoying_cat 6 років тому +1101

    The animators were high, drunk, and mentally insane at the same time.

    • @bettyunicorn6132
      @bettyunicorn6132 4 роки тому +9

      The movie in a nutshell

    • @Jsssddfgffghshdhdhusjsjd
      @Jsssddfgffghshdhdhusjsjd 4 роки тому +32

      The animators were actually sent from Hell to corrupt the minds of children, it was confirmed in a 2014 interview

    • @sweethysteria8737
      @sweethysteria8737 4 роки тому +5

      No. they had given up after their hardwork and actual effort was stolen. Wouldn't you give up? :(

    • @dobi2236
      @dobi2236 4 роки тому +3

      @@sweethysteria8737 yeah not release a shit movie

    • @theburningman5047
      @theburningman5047 4 роки тому

      Haha xD

  • @RustyBrusher
    @RustyBrusher 7 років тому +1057

    The fact that the squirrel pig thing is actually made of chocolate is quite disturbing when you realise he says to the woman "how bout some chocolate frosting"

  • @justaguywholikesanime9555
    @justaguywholikesanime9555 8 років тому +727

    Is that a poop rat?
    Is that... is that a fucking poop rat?

    • @bailieboo6502
      @bailieboo6502 8 років тому +74

      BAD TOUCH, BAD TOUCH!!!

    • @halikarnak1862
      @halikarnak1862 8 років тому +54

      +Bailie Boo stranger danger!

    • @galaxytittus5647
      @galaxytittus5647 8 років тому +4

      I look at this comment every single fucking day and it still makes me cackle

    • @mann-nova9392
      @mann-nova9392 8 років тому

      Yessss that video

    • @GJYYNGII
      @GJYYNGII 8 років тому +7

      Is that nightmare? Is that true nightmare?

  • @ChickenRamen
    @ChickenRamen 8 років тому +3048

    I'm convinced this movie was a hallucination

    • @mjangelvortex
      @mjangelvortex 8 років тому +31

      +ChickenRamen
      Charlie Sheen is in the movie. I'm sure there's a connection somewhere.

    • @husk2491
      @husk2491 8 років тому +24

      +ChickenRamen I'm more convinced this film is a walking abortion. God fucking save us. I'm not even Christian, but fuck that, God, bloody help us already. We live on a planet with THIS. HELP. QUICKLY!

    • @legionfighter6789
      @legionfighter6789 8 років тому +22

      +mjangelvortex I got AIDS from this movie. Charlie Sheen has AIDS too.
      Coincidence? I think not.

    • @ChickenRamen
      @ChickenRamen 8 років тому +3

      Shot Up Gaming I forgot about that

    • @Anon-rt3fx
      @Anon-rt3fx 8 років тому +6

      Try watching this film with drugs........... i drank bleach after doing that.

  • @rowmagnvs
    @rowmagnvs 5 років тому +229

    “I love good violation. I love anything to do with violation.” - OK. That was rapey.

  • @serenacelestine
    @serenacelestine 6 років тому +622

    4:07 the way the people in the background are dancing holy shit

  • @Gammera2000
    @Gammera2000 8 років тому +2566

    Imagine if this film was released in 3d.

    • @ShrLcKHlmS-sn7fm
      @ShrLcKHlmS-sn7fm 8 років тому +126

      No just no

    • @Gammera2000
      @Gammera2000 8 років тому +44

      Supercena 101 To scar causing?

    • @ShrLcKHlmS-sn7fm
      @ShrLcKHlmS-sn7fm 8 років тому +17

      +Parker Stetson no just much more worse

    • @ShrLcKHlmS-sn7fm
      @ShrLcKHlmS-sn7fm 8 років тому +2

      +Parker Stetson no just much more worse

    • @cthult7856
      @cthult7856 8 років тому +7

      I saw 5 minutes of something similar to this in 4d

  • @CommentPoster10
    @CommentPoster10 8 років тому +3969

    Toy Story was made 20 years earlier and looks far better than Foodfight.

    • @Avasaks123
      @Avasaks123 8 років тому +314

      And this had a bigger budget

    • @Phasmania
      @Phasmania 8 років тому +64

      +Chunkylover53 IHE said this budget is 45 million dollars.

    • @ramblr8161
      @ramblr8161 8 років тому +214

      +Phoenix I can guarantee that $30mil of that budget was wasted on trying to get licences of products to display in the movie.

    • @Phasmania
      @Phasmania 8 років тому +68

      +L.A.G That, or the cover art.

    • @bandombeviews6035
      @bandombeviews6035 8 років тому +12

      +L.A.G But product placement.

  • @nirvhannahgarden
    @nirvhannahgarden 4 роки тому +104

    "I'm gonna pop your corn, lady."
    sounds wrong even on its own

    • @kamchatka95
      @kamchatka95 3 роки тому +10

      it doesn't even make sense lmao

  • @tjones6757
    @tjones6757 5 років тому +346

    I watched food fight at night once.
    It was just like a horror movie, in fact the scariest horror movie I've ever seen and I deeply regret watching it.

    • @itergryfn9851
      @itergryfn9851 4 роки тому +1

      T Jones rip

    • @carbonreptile5437
      @carbonreptile5437 4 роки тому +7

      i own this, and my sister watched it unironically

    • @scarysara9364
      @scarysara9364 3 роки тому

      Did you watch it all by yourself?

    • @HangryOnPaws
      @HangryOnPaws 2 роки тому

      Don't worry, we'll help you get over your animated trauma. It's okay. It's okay. The comment section is here for you.

    • @tyrukid
      @tyrukid 6 місяців тому

      But Foodfight Wasn’t Scary A Bit Wired But Its Funny Kid’s Movie

  • @stagbeetle1050
    @stagbeetle1050 7 років тому +2613

    If you show this to your children, remember there are more humane ways of punishing them

    • @dylanklinge9966
      @dylanklinge9966 7 років тому +144

      Like beating them

    • @sexhaverreallife4649
      @sexhaverreallife4649 7 років тому +111

      or slitting their throats. Actually, pretty much anything else.

    • @ladyflnger1013
      @ladyflnger1013 7 років тому +49

      or forcing them to eat a jar of mayonnaise while watching this

    • @personxx6031
      @personxx6031 7 років тому +23

      Yeah like beating the hell out of them.

    • @tibik.8407
      @tibik.8407 7 років тому +46

      Or making them step onto legos....

  • @sclerk7446
    @sclerk7446 8 років тому +744

    Top 3 tips to making the shittest movie ever
    1: Make sure one of your characters literally looks like shit
    2: the camera should always be moving no matter when it is
    3: make sure that all of the characters have that 'plastic' look to them
    And there you have it, a monstrosity of a movie

    • @sclerk7446
      @sclerk7446 8 років тому

      +A Muffin For Flareon lol

    • @bionictea4360
      @bionictea4360 8 років тому +23

      I think PhantomStrider said something like this.

    • @memorial36b
      @memorial36b 8 років тому +12

      +BionicRainbow he said exactly this

    • @yungslyme4341
      @yungslyme4341 7 років тому +4

      Or have everything done on a green screen background with some human characters that are bad actors and some shitty cgi characters

    • @circleman40
      @circleman40 7 років тому

      .

  • @bojyoohoo
    @bojyoohoo 7 років тому +1215

    Charlie Sheen.. What the hell was he thinking? Was this part of his rehab or something?

    • @lewislemay3728
      @lewislemay3728 6 років тому +59

      this is why he went to rehab

    • @logandanielson7691
      @logandanielson7691 5 років тому +14

      Probably thought the paycheck was pretty good. Cant blame him for that, honestly

    • @kurokage4440
      @kurokage4440 5 років тому +24

      Hilary Duff, Wayne Brady and Christopher Lloyd are also in this movie

    • @alandouglas495
      @alandouglas495 5 років тому +8

      It also have Christopher Lloyd (aka. Doc Brown from _Back to the Future_ ) in it

    • @dkillryt
      @dkillryt 5 років тому +2

      Mutah But that what he does!Hate EVERYTHING

  • @optimisticidiot3296
    @optimisticidiot3296 6 років тому +93

    A neko Lady
    A crazy squirrel
    A hotdog detective
    A crack head weasel
    And bat rapist
    .. *A Movie*

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 4 роки тому +1

      A feemly-oh, who-a we kidding?-A PSYCHO pictuh!

    • @carbonreptile5437
      @carbonreptile5437 4 роки тому +4

      "movie? i see no movie here."
      -God

  • @rawh7466
    @rawh7466 7 років тому +1770

    I asked Christopher Llyod in a panel last week what he thought about the movie foodfight and how his experience was working for the "film", he said it did nothing for him as an actor and that he thinks the movie is terrible lmao

    • @madijelli1416
      @madijelli1416 7 років тому +142

      MrBenjamino His response is baffling seeing as he is the actor whose movies are the most frequently shown on the list lol

    • @rawh7466
      @rawh7466 7 років тому +19

      +Madissen Keys do you even know what your talking about

    • @jamesedwards8387
      @jamesedwards8387 7 років тому +124

      To be fair he was in The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure, and some other horrible movies that IHE hasn't covered yet, like Snow Buddies and The Piranha movies.

    • @madijelli1416
      @madijelli1416 7 років тому +32

      Especially since those movies plus Fantastic 4orce came out in the same year.

    • @r.graves5531
      @r.graves5531 7 років тому +7

      James Edwards but the first piranha was pretty good tho
      5 months... oh... oh I'm sorry.

  • @ballsac
    @ballsac 8 років тому +143

    >Gives up being a detective
    >Opens a club
    >Girl goes missing
    Foodfight is Grim Fandango!

    • @nahimgood9725
      @nahimgood9725 8 років тому

      +OnMyWayuh LOL IKR

    • @countesschewi2399
      @countesschewi2399 8 років тому +3

      Well really his character arc is a mirror/tribute to Casablanca. But since Manny Calavera's character arc is also a nod to Casablanca I can see how the connection would be made.

    • @DawnstarTM
      @DawnstarTM 8 років тому

      *Fandigo
      Im so sorry

    • @ballsac
      @ballsac 8 років тому

      +Chewable Arsenic Candies I didn't know that. Makes a lot of sense.

    • @watermelon4890
      @watermelon4890 8 років тому

      +OnMyWayuh YOUR PROFILE PIC IS STUPID

  • @hipogejus
    @hipogejus 6 років тому +163

    3:03 I literally haven't laughed so hard for the last 10 years, thank you for this, IHE. this was perfect.

  • @solitary2
    @solitary2 7 років тому +148

    This makes me extremely uncomfortable.

  • @DF-su8sj
    @DF-su8sj 8 років тому +851

    I'm about to go back to school for Computer Animation. I want to watch this movie with other students as a prime example of how to NEVER animate a movie.
    The downside of this plan is that I'd have to pay money for a fucking copy of Food Fight.

    • @samuraifighterchick1456
      @samuraifighterchick1456 8 років тому

      Oh. My. God.

    • @ShadowSorel
      @ShadowSorel 8 років тому +43

      +Rakaji piracy

    • @ClashBerry
      @ClashBerry 8 років тому

      ***** He meant that the guy above could pirate it lol

    • @TM-zw2zf
      @TM-zw2zf 8 років тому +7

      arg you need to pirate

    • @ClashBerry
      @ClashBerry 8 років тому +11

      +Thomas McGee nope, the full movie is up on UA-cam xD

  • @FriendBe
    @FriendBe 8 років тому +671

    I think this movie is trying to make generic brands look like the Nazis.

    • @Artemis-ms7wq
      @Artemis-ms7wq 8 років тому +31

      Rather that, or someone the animator was high on something.

    • @will6412
      @will6412 7 років тому +3

      Valephar I think hitler and his team of natzi animators made this movie

    • @aidantoryk9488
      @aidantoryk9488 7 років тому +15

      Valephar Which is retarded because the generic brands can be better than the featured brands and can cost less as well.

    • @divryne1550
      @divryne1550 6 років тому +3

      AND the outfits! They may have been bad guys, but they could dress snazzy as fuck

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 2 роки тому +2

      @@aidantoryk9488 yeah…shop-specific brands are normally cheaper where as popular well known brands like Kellogg’s is expensive 😅 so ….making the cheap stuff NAZIS is INSANE!

  • @Names_buck
    @Names_buck 5 років тому +30

    "I can literally feel a year of my life fading away every time i watch these movies" and there are 45 of these videos so he's not long for this world XD

  • @baermajgd8388
    @baermajgd8388 6 років тому +80

    IS THAT A POOP RAT?!

  • @deneb_tm
    @deneb_tm 8 років тому +455

    After watching the TSFTW episode on "The Amazing Bulk", this almost seems like quality animation.

  • @starlight5973
    @starlight5973 8 років тому +125

    When Dew said "I'm gonna pop your corn", I am 80% certain I heard IHE slam his forehead on his desk

  • @vvsvlogsYT
    @vvsvlogsYT 7 років тому +243

    I LOST IT AT THE "I WET MYSELF. IT FEELS RATHER NIIICE." PART
    #THISISAKIDSMOVIE

  • @C1_37
    @C1_37 6 років тому +86

    I actually watched Foodfight from beginning to end.
    Kill me.

    • @carbonreptile5437
      @carbonreptile5437 4 роки тому +3

      at least your awkward ex-friend's mom didn't buy it for you

    • @twisterman4184
      @twisterman4184 4 роки тому

      C 137 okay 🔫

    • @C1_37
      @C1_37 4 роки тому

      twister man Thank you

    • @twisterman4184
      @twisterman4184 4 роки тому

      No problem 😜

    • @LuckyLeverVIEJO
      @LuckyLeverVIEJO 3 роки тому +3

      me too and I was on the verge of wanting to drown myself

  • @TheSeth1126
    @TheSeth1126 9 років тому +478

    This looks like it was made in fucking G mod XD

  • @DrShaym
    @DrShaym 8 років тому +1631

    Despite the fact that Charlie the Tuna, Aunt Jamima, the Vlasic Stork, and Twinkie the Kid are all featured prominently on the box art, they are barely in the movie. Most of the characters are made up for the movie, and that's why you don't recognize most of them.

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox 8 років тому +29

      +Dr Shaym that's mrs. buttersworth.

    • @DrShaym
      @DrShaym 8 років тому +63

      +the g-wing Whatever the fuck.

    • @IsiahGames
      @IsiahGames 8 років тому +10

      +Dr Shaym Not dissimilar to Wreck-It Ralph.

    • @Michael-Douglas
      @Michael-Douglas 8 років тому

      +IsiahGames pips to be in a while and

    • @goldylover1000
      @goldylover1000 8 років тому +5

      Seriously i think the movie would be better if it starred the product placements think about it it would probably be a fun and innovative movie but nope let's throw it all away with lame jokes terrible cgi boring story and my friends you got the worst movie ever in my opinion

  • @PastelWorldDolls
    @PastelWorldDolls 5 років тому +209

    The only “decent” looking character is the cat girl. She almost looks okay.

    • @somefrickinbrick9575
      @somefrickinbrick9575 4 роки тому +41

      Key Word: almost

    • @thatguyintherain3168
      @thatguyintherain3168 3 роки тому +21

      Ngl, kinda cute. Maybe if the animation wasn’t the epitome of “Horrifying Drug-Induced Fever Dream” she’s look good. Also, wth is Mr.Clean in this movie?

    • @cookiesnmemes8202
      @cookiesnmemes8202 3 роки тому +11

      @@thatguyintherain3168 He was used in that stupid bald "joke" later in the movie, and the running gag is that he always gets dirty. That's it. Nothing more, nothing less.
      And Sunshine is probably just there to be fiurry bait.

    • @jumperboi12
      @jumperboi12 Місяць тому

      @@thatguyintherain3168You should watch the early version, she looked miles better.

  • @toughmanrandysavage3077
    @toughmanrandysavage3077 5 років тому +22

    Charlie Sheen "well I just left the most popular sitcom In history what is next on my to do list"

  • @cassie9381
    @cassie9381 7 років тому +432

    it's like a sausage party for children, or a horror movie for children, however you look at it

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 6 років тому +10

      It's a horror movie for anyone.

    • @francisthompson3772
      @francisthompson3772 6 років тому +3

      Oh, a USA asshole guy. Let me guess:You like Trump, hate immigrant, and probably think the Earth is flat. I've no even the least ammount of respect for these kind of people:You're a disgrace for the humanity.

    • @mdalsted
      @mdalsted 6 років тому +2

      +Angry Rambo Show
      First of all, racist. In fact, your anti-Jewish comment sounds dangerously Nazi.
      Second, how do you know Larry Kasanoff is Jewish, anyway?

    • @PeruvianPotato
      @PeruvianPotato 5 років тому

      @@francisthompson3772 More like people like you are a disgrace to the basis of life as a whole

    • @deleteduser7166
      @deleteduser7166 4 роки тому

      This British douchebag is so critical of these movies, instead of criticising them, maybe he should find something good about it

  • @lcslndmt
    @lcslndmt 7 років тому +92

    "I think I just wet myself.... It feels rather nice...." - Gay Nazi Goblin, 2012

  • @samb.6579
    @samb.6579 6 років тому +173

    Was that mr clean in a movie about food products?
    lol

    • @o_o5210
      @o_o5210 4 роки тому +4

      @goose same? They are my favorite snack

    • @SlimSamari
      @SlimSamari 4 роки тому +5

      Wait cleaning solution isn't food!?

    • @VicenteTorresAliasVits
      @VicenteTorresAliasVits 4 роки тому +5

      Well, the story takes place at a supermarket, so...

    • @jacobpintos6398
      @jacobpintos6398 4 роки тому +2

      Haven't you heard of the Magic Eraser challenge?

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 4 роки тому +6

      Because after watching this you'll want to drink bleach

  • @EvilVampireMushroom
    @EvilVampireMushroom 4 роки тому +25

    “I want to butter your muffin.” 😳
    I also smiled at the music in the background ❤️ go Mass Effect

  • @Mels0103
    @Mels0103 7 років тому +192

    He just said "I'd like to butter your muffin" in this KID'S FILM

    • @blaisetelfer8499
      @blaisetelfer8499 6 років тому +40

      They didn't show it here, but after the "Being filthy can be LOADS of fun" line, Charlie Sheen replies "There are some stains you can never wash out".

  • @1a2b3e4e5r
    @1a2b3e4e5r 7 років тому +261

    I think Sausage Party got some "inspiration" from this movie.

    • @TheGauges420
      @TheGauges420 5 років тому +2

      Except did it right because it was made by Seth Rogen and was aimed at adults only.

    • @cadendicky1855
      @cadendicky1855 5 років тому +1

      At least sasuage party did not make the CGI bad and the jokes are reasonable funny.

  • @nirvhannahgarden
    @nirvhannahgarden 4 роки тому +11

    The animation looks like one of my nightmares when I was suffering from anxiety and I had to take melatonin to help me sleep. Bloody hell.

  • @green_ball8773
    @green_ball8773 3 роки тому +13

    I remember watching this as a kid, I thought it was a lot better back then.

    • @CentralPALocos
      @CentralPALocos Рік тому

      I loved this series when I was in 9th grade

  • @dailyrandomsmiles380
    @dailyrandomsmiles380 7 років тому +186

    6:12 We broke IHE

    • @ShadiC636
      @ShadiC636 7 років тому +25

      *_please make it stop_*
      _clank_
      *_ make it stop_*
      _clank_
      *_make it stop_*
      _clank_
      *_noooooooooooo..._*

    • @mr.machina5306
      @mr.machina5306 7 років тому +5

      Goatfish what you cant decipher is "Somebody" your welcome.

    • @somemoomoofan
      @somemoomoofan 7 років тому +13

      DailyRandom Smiles
      *EVEN SLOWER*
      Bring back _Droids_ ...
      or -Three Ninjas-
      anything
      ANYTHING BUT *_-THIS-_*

    • @PeruvianPotato
      @PeruvianPotato 5 років тому +3

      We broke him too in 6:30

  • @xboxvolley360
    @xboxvolley360 7 років тому +175

    Charlie Sheen did the voice of the dog for this damn movie? I bet he never put that on his resume

    • @mdalsted
      @mdalsted 6 років тому +9

      Nostalgia Critic thinks this movie was at least partially responsible for his insanity.

  • @mypenisisunbelievablysmall5793
    @mypenisisunbelievablysmall5793 3 роки тому +12

    this movie is so damn glorious. i can't tell you how many times i laughed throughout this experience. it's actually kind of mad

  • @SuperDevolution
    @SuperDevolution 7 років тому +50

    5:05 Hilary Duff was like 15 when this was recorded.

  • @spicymilkshake6600
    @spicymilkshake6600 7 років тому +199

    This should have been called Deviant Art: The Movie

    • @wolfcub0545
      @wolfcub0545 4 роки тому +2

      @@lunarraven7987 i agree with this comment on a personal level

    • @powerzgamer7158
      @powerzgamer7158 4 роки тому

      @@lunarraven7987 gee it was a joke

  • @Nevi234
    @Nevi234 9 років тому +209

    That Mass Effect club music...

    • @glurak888
      @glurak888 9 років тому +3

      +Nevi1097 NFS 4 Menu music ( 1997) :P

    • @lemons2476
      @lemons2476 9 років тому +6

      +Nevi1097 Right?! Couldn't help but notice the music from Afterlife being here.

    • @Nevi234
      @Nevi234 9 років тому +14

      Aleene T'Era I've seen him using it in multiple videos, it's kind of distracting because all I can think of is Shepard dancing

    • @mewtuwa
      @mewtuwa 9 років тому +2

      Took a while for me to notice it since the music isn't very audible, but once I did I was like "wait a minute, is that...?" and I checked the description, and sure enough, it was the club music from ME2.

    • @skypaladin8127
      @skypaladin8127 8 років тому

      Dat Satsuki avatar.

  • @coltonwilson
    @coltonwilson 5 років тому +23

    "it warms my heart the way you love my raisins, tough guy." had me on the floor laughing

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 3 роки тому +5

      Note: raisins and chocolate can kill dogs. The detective dog’s friends can kill him

  • @sonicmania1048
    @sonicmania1048 6 років тому +12

    "The movie just floted around until it shat out in 2012" -IHE

  • @daanimegoatman6683
    @daanimegoatman6683 7 років тому +400

    Every time I listen to you IHE, I end up enjoying your voice.

    • @isabellatiburcio6535
      @isabellatiburcio6535 7 років тому +12

      Austin Manders When I thought of IHE I thought he would just shout avout everything he hatds

  • @poofiemoofie4316
    @poofiemoofie4316 7 років тому +386

    I watched this movie about a year ago with my family and I wanted to kms

  • @corrupttempest2597
    @corrupttempest2597 7 років тому +12

    "A 90 minute bath salt hallucination."
    My sides are in orbit.

  • @AdThe1st
    @AdThe1st 4 роки тому +6

    I love how the 2 similarities to the first 2 SFTW videos that Alex points out go on to be present in like 90% of the future SFTW videos. God, why am I re-watching all of these

  • @aii5748
    @aii5748 7 років тому +81

    the characters look so scary, especially the villain. A true breakthrough in the horror genre.

  • @Hour24
    @Hour24 7 років тому +81

    "Frankly my dear I don't give a spam" is my new catchphrase

  • @maddiebricklebank7526
    @maddiebricklebank7526 6 років тому +31

    I watched this in the cinema and everyone left , including me . I’d forgotten how scary it was .

  • @animeluigiboy
    @animeluigiboy Рік тому +4

    This entire movie feels like something you would dream.

  • @gabe3634
    @gabe3634 7 років тому +89

    Man, they really [backflip] didn't [moonwalk] work very hard [chicken dance] on this [something else] movie.

  • @WelcomeToWonderland
    @WelcomeToWonderland 8 років тому +43

    The humans in this film look like sims 1 characters

    • @snowlondon8642
      @snowlondon8642 8 років тому +36

      don't insult sims 1 characters like that

    • @smashy9512
      @smashy9512 7 років тому

      .:WelcomeToWonderland:. they look like Joel's corruption sims

    • @ShadowNinetales
      @ShadowNinetales Рік тому +1

      Nah, they look like the absolute worst-case result of mucking about with character creation in Oblivion lol

  • @Ari-nw3qy
    @Ari-nw3qy 6 років тому +140

    Even the Emoji Movie was good compared to this! At least the Emoji Movie was overly innocent, but that's better than the extreme inappropriatness of Foodfight. If anybody's life had the quality of this movie, I would feel pretty bad for them.

    • @averagebritishguy7082
      @averagebritishguy7082 4 роки тому +14

      The Emoji Movie was a marketing whore, which is it's own kind of impurity.

    • @henrytheanglerfish6290
      @henrytheanglerfish6290 4 роки тому +13

      Benjamin Davis it's also animated quite nicely. Even though the movie sucks, the animation is pretty good. Unlike Foodfight

    • @carbonreptile5437
      @carbonreptile5437 4 роки тому +3

      i own this movie ironically

    • @microwave8931
      @microwave8931 3 роки тому

      "I wet myself and it feels nice"

  • @Astolfo2001
    @Astolfo2001 2 роки тому +6

    It really says something when 30 second tv commercials for MasterCard and Target did the whole "food mascots teaming up" thing better than your almost 2 hour long movie.

  • @BlueMoonSamurai
    @BlueMoonSamurai 8 років тому +408

    Every time I watch these reviews and I hear "Frankly my dear, I don't give a Spam," I want to scream, "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY DID THAT FIRST!!!"

    • @virgillewis6240
      @virgillewis6240 8 років тому +13

      I'm pretty sure they said "Frankly my dear, I don't give a lamb."

    • @BlueMoonSamurai
      @BlueMoonSamurai 8 років тому +28

      Whose Line? No on one episode there was a suggestion that said, "If movie quotes were advertisements," and Jeff did say, "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a SPAM."
      Also I need a life.

    • @virgillewis6240
      @virgillewis6240 8 років тому +3

      +BlueMoonSamurai99 I didn't know that. But they did do first drafts of iconic movie lines and they did frankly my dear I don't give a lamb

    • @as-h989
      @as-h989 8 років тому +2

      It depends on what year this episode came out cause remember this movie was completed in 2003...

    • @BlueMoonSamurai
      @BlueMoonSamurai 8 років тому +1

      sour honey I don't recall, but I'm sure that it was somewhere in between seasons 1-4. (SO convincing, I know.)

  • @corybartell385
    @corybartell385 8 років тому +318

    What the hell is ZAAT

    • @hypnoticat4363
      @hypnoticat4363 7 років тому

      me

    • @gerbius
      @gerbius 7 років тому +3

      cory bartell wrong video bro...

    • @comeoncarl5616
      @comeoncarl5616 7 років тому +5

      Ferb Cosplay he means the wheel part at the end

    • @commiescum431
      @commiescum431 7 років тому +17

      cory bartell it's a fucking genius movie that you should buy and if you don't like it go away.

    • @corybartell385
      @corybartell385 7 років тому +5

      k

  • @andrewherrin6722
    @andrewherrin6722 3 роки тому +3

    This makes me ✨uncomfy✨

  • @brizanna33
    @brizanna33 6 років тому +15

    “More fun than a spanking” huh... 😂

  • @niloljk7884
    @niloljk7884 7 років тому +135

    I watched it because it looked terrible it was actually funny to watch the random and terrible characters in the film. My friend tried to take a shot every time he saw creepy character probably to escape the pain of watching the movie.
    He died

    • @bluemagician9724
      @bluemagician9724 6 років тому +12

      how do take multiple shots at once

    • @ShadowNinetales
      @ShadowNinetales Рік тому +1

      @@bluemagician9724 Through the nose, ears and eyes and up the butt, of course. Yeah it might kill you but that's still probably better than watching this movie lol

  • @shadowninja958
    @shadowninja958 7 років тому +22

    this has been my favorite episode so far "foodfight is a mirror into what it'd be like to be mentally insane"

  • @henryschriemer1133
    @henryschriemer1133 4 роки тому +5

    I need to watch this movie while absolutely baked out of my fucking mind.

  • @theneptuniansloth
    @theneptuniansloth 5 років тому +5

    1:54 The animation combined with the quote is legitimately terrifying

  • @SlowtownSloth
    @SlowtownSloth 9 років тому +113

    According to Doug Walker, the budget was $65,000,000.00.

    • @johnwerner69
      @johnwerner69 9 років тому

      Who?

    • @SlowtownSloth
      @SlowtownSloth 9 років тому +25

      Nostalgia Critic

    • @ajt02
      @ajt02 9 років тому

      ProWildfire WHAT???

    • @ajt02
      @ajt02 9 років тому

      That it cost that much. Sorry I pressed the wrong reply button!

    • @ajt02
      @ajt02 9 років тому

      :)

  • @turtlegirl990
    @turtlegirl990 7 років тому +106

    The statements that chipmunk made about woman is REALLY, REALLY, REALLLLLY ticking me off!!!! "Chocolate frosting"?!?! WHY?!?!

    • @cherryistrash4080
      @cherryistrash4080 7 років тому +2

      TURTLE girl Cry about it

    • @Indultropy
      @Indultropy 7 років тому +22

      Does he want to shit on her or something?

    • @hamishshaw4907
      @hamishshaw4907 7 років тому +2

      prius "Chocolate frosting"

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 років тому +5

      TURTLE girl I know, but it didn't fazed me that much until I heard the movie was intended for kids...

    • @mdalsted
      @mdalsted 6 років тому +1

      +CherryIsTrash
      Wouldn't you? I know some family films have gotten away with a lot, but if you're going to have innuendos in a family film, you gotta be subtle about it, which this movie wasn't.

  • @anirex3919
    @anirex3919 4 роки тому +12

    TBH I think this movie could have worked if it was an adult animated movie

  • @cynthiakeller6149
    @cynthiakeller6149 5 років тому +10

    The flail around there arms because they are motion capture animated.

  • @recklessdrivingcucumber9304
    @recklessdrivingcucumber9304 9 років тому +37

    5:24 "I think I just wet myself...it feels rather nice."

  • @oliverrafa789
    @oliverrafa789 9 років тому +125

    The CGI looks like those renders from the early playstation 1 games.
    I can forgive that if it were a low buget movie, but ¿45 milion dolars spent on this?.

    • @oliverrafa789
      @oliverrafa789 9 років тому +1

      Duncan Pictures
      holy shit!

    • @oliverrafa789
      @oliverrafa789 9 років тому +1

      ***** We cant forget about the expensive voice of Charlie Sheen.

    • @MegaSparkster
      @MegaSparkster 9 років тому +3

      Charlie Sheen is a dude,mate.

    • @MegaSparkster
      @MegaSparkster 9 років тому

      Look him up.

    • @andrewherrera7735
      @andrewherrera7735 9 років тому

      oliverrafa789 I couldn't forgive them if they spent $45 on this nightmare from hell made by satin

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 5 років тому +8

    As someone who uses shrooms, I can confirm this film is a lot like a bad trip.

  • @Jrod_9424
    @Jrod_9424 4 роки тому +4

    I just watched this film an hour ago i have officially lost my eyes

  • @Gumfondle
    @Gumfondle 8 років тому +654

    "You despise me, don't you?" BAD TOUCH, BAD TOUCH! STRANGER DANGER! (kudos if you get the reference)

    • @Ghost-kr9nr
      @Ghost-kr9nr 8 років тому +19

      +Dragon Of Time 64 Gaming I get the reference but how do you know of me and uncle phils private time

    • @Gumfondle
      @Gumfondle 8 років тому +6

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Ghost-kr9nr
      @Ghost-kr9nr 8 років тому +4

      lol

    • @keynan6013
      @keynan6013 8 років тому

      JonTron huh? :)

    • @Gumfondle
      @Gumfondle 8 років тому

      Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeup

  • @carolinamurtha3102
    @carolinamurtha3102 7 років тому +69

    Whenever the characters are talking towards the camera, it's terrifying. It's so weird for a movie, it's like a video game inclusive narrative scene that has boundary issues. I have no idea what I just said, I'm just so uncomfortable with what I just watched 😖.
    Update: My step daughter walked in on me watching this and was like "😱WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS?" She then explained that she had watched this when she was in kindergarten (on Nick Jr. of all things) and had nightmares for a year afterwards ... I started laughing so hard 😂.

  • @Laurenjoinsyoutube
    @Laurenjoinsyoutube 4 роки тому +11

    The amount of sexual lines in even those few clips made me as an adult uncomfortable

  • @soapydanielle
    @soapydanielle 6 років тому +12

    I'm surprised he didn't mention Charlie Sheen's role in this 😅

  • @LewLewDunnill
    @LewLewDunnill 9 років тому +16

    I have just realized. This is just a massive advert. The plot basically tells you that non branded things are bad.

  • @KukiKreyzi
    @KukiKreyzi 8 років тому +42

    *_"Frankly my dear, I don't give a spam"_*

    • @mangoartist9238
      @mangoartist9238 8 років тому +1

      *dying duck noise* hue

    • @mangoartist9238
      @mangoartist9238 8 років тому +1

      It's been a year if it hasn't been a Frito Lay. I'm sorry

  • @HaveCarapace
    @HaveCarapace 6 років тому +6

    "Brand X" is a fictional stand-in filmmakers use(d) to avoid legal issues with real brands. The more you think about the implications this has on the plot, the more absolutely bizarre and cynical this seems; to the point where "inappropriate" feels a lot more like intentional malice? What is this?!

  • @ditto5068
    @ditto5068 6 років тому +5

    I watched this when I was 5. I still see the characters in my nightmare.

  • @fun101productions9
    @fun101productions9 7 років тому +80

    JON TRON Nostalgia critic phantom strider and now IHE.

    • @invadarfnw4268
      @invadarfnw4268 7 років тому +24

      FUN 101 (watching Foodfight)
      Nostalgia Critic was right!
      JonTron was right!
      PhantomStrider was right!
      I Hate Everything was right!
      WHY DIDNT I LISTEN TO THEM!?

    • @TheUltimateRiku
      @TheUltimateRiku 7 років тому +2

      Don't forget Cr1tiKaL.

    • @rhodopisdenile8977
      @rhodopisdenile8977 7 років тому +1

      don't forget phelous.

  • @IcyDragonRB
    @IcyDragonRB 8 років тому +23

    No. Make it stop. Make it stop.

    • @IcyDragonRB
      @IcyDragonRB 8 років тому

      The PCs in the latest episodes make me cringe.

  • @ZeXiOn26
    @ZeXiOn26 4 місяці тому +4

    From now on, my homework wasn't eaten by my dog, it was lost in an act of industrial espionage

  • @TheVoidrex
    @TheVoidrex 5 років тому +15

    At 6:10 he says
    "what?"
    *WHY*
    *PLEASE MAKE IT STOP*
    :SLAP:
    *SOMEBODY MAKE IT STOP*
    :SLAP:
    *MAKE IT STOP*
    :SLAP:
    *WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

  • @klg9549
    @klg9549 7 років тому +104

    "Everyone in this movie has ADD."
    I think you meant ADHD. The H being the hyperactivity part. ADD makes you a bit of a space cadet but without the energy.

  • @jimmytwotime6875
    @jimmytwotime6875 7 років тому +246

    "This movie is awful. I hate everything about it. Everything about it is the worst thing I've ever seen.... not sure if this is the worst though." - every video ever

    • @gracedaisy1095
      @gracedaisy1095 7 років тому +33

      "This movie is worst thing to happened in the history of everything ever."

  • @rowmagnvs
    @rowmagnvs 5 років тому +2

    “Until it was shat out sometime in 2012.” Beautiful

  • @soggycakepop3935
    @soggycakepop3935 2 роки тому +2

    the animation is unironically the scariest thing ive ever seen

  • @strykerj2262
    @strykerj2262 8 років тому +249

    I'll take Transformers 2 over this any day

    • @MostMorose
      @MostMorose 8 років тому

      Same

    • @MegaMadman64
      @MegaMadman64 8 років тому +9

      +Striker PikaChung J I'd watch all four Transformers movies and whatever crap Michael Bay is planning for the fifth film in one day before I would watch Foodfight.

    • @xandredarium4209
      @xandredarium4209 8 років тому

      At least thatone is entertaining if you t ry not to think about thhe plot.

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox 8 років тому

      I just think of it in the most basic plot available: Optimus is dead so the gang heads to egypt because movie.

    • @MegaMadman64
      @MegaMadman64 8 років тому +2

      The G-Wing *BECAUSE MOVIE.*

  • @StrudelKitty-rm7yj
    @StrudelKitty-rm7yj 7 років тому +26

    this movie is a torture mechanism of hell

  • @ZoanBlade90
    @ZoanBlade90 7 років тому +5

    5:36 "You know...for kids!" =D

  • @AK907LSD25
    @AK907LSD25 3 роки тому

    I've been on the search for what movie I need to watch on lsd next, I thank you brethren.

  • @somedude5174
    @somedude5174 7 років тому +44

    Nice, Mass Effect nightclub music. You have good taste sir

  • @IWillEatYourFishes
    @IWillEatYourFishes 10 років тому +50

    It was actually disturbing the things they tried to direct at kids in this movie... Anyway IHE it might help numbering these videos if you can stand to make a lot of them.

    • @IHE
      @IHE  10 років тому +19

      IWillEatYourFishes That's a good idea, thanks.

    • @Gammera2000
      @Gammera2000 8 років тому +5

      I'm pretty sure if you took the models, and gave them a darker color pallet, you could shove them in to some Japanese survival horror game as enemies.

    • @asdatescosains700
      @asdatescosains700 8 років тому +1

      +Parker Stetson alternatively, put on an inverted filter and mess with the dialogue whenever a disturbing scene comes on, add some narration at the start about a filmmaker who agreed to let the devil himself finish his his kids movie after he died, and sell it as a horror movie.

    • @Gammera2000
      @Gammera2000 8 років тому

      DarkBeast 27 Actually, that sounds a ligitamate found footage indie film

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 7 років тому +27

    Sausage party: the origin story

  • @BiBiren
    @BiBiren 6 років тому +3

    "it warms my heart when you like my raisins tough guy."
    i swear to god my brother choked on his food when he heard it and it took me an hour to figure out why