There's always a catch...
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- Опубліковано 13 лип 2024
- The genie is back with more deals, and Coney is here to be the middleman for your transaction. Will the genie tempt you into taking a scuffed deal, or will you be able to outwit the genie and come out on top?
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#coney - Ігри
You don't play Crooked Coney's Carnival games to win, you play to see how he weasels out of giving you the win
Coney loves his Yt frogs but he hates anyone who watches him live
Ngl this is genuinely the reason I love these videos, just to see the bullshit logic he pulls.
Not my streamer. Completely fair and balanced.
I love when the streamer blatantly cheats and then acts like he’s being charitable when he gives you half for the bonus game you won. We won’t forget coney
He really is like a guy running a scammy carnival game
@@ngcf4238I guess you can say he works at CONEY Island…
Chat is playing carnival games in coney Island
I love Coney immediately trying to weasel his way out of the deal that HE set up.
One time we should all just leave the chat in mass
Coney is like those kids on the playground who change the rules when he starts losing
Coney be like "no chat my laser is an anti-forcefield laser"
@@StarkMaximumTrue
I love how coney said properties of previous wishes didnt carry over until things started to look dire, now all the sudden you have a billion dollars again
The genie is very powerful
@@CONEYZZThe Genie works in mysterious ways...
That was a part of the memory wipe
@@CONEYZZ Eating the snake was a W
We're in the middle of the desert, miles away from civilization
We needed a tasty treat to keep our strength up, and we got one
@@Mechanicalamity Actually godlike storytelling
Coney getting so heated over the snake question that he cuts an entire promo on the chat lmaoooo
Chat stunlocking the genie
Most fair coney stream
its crazy we didn't miss a single one and lost for it
it really is insane how every time coney wants to make an agreement his actual hand comes out of my screen to shake it. we are lucky that he uses that power only for good
The hell? He keeps reaching his hand out then beating me up, stealing my lunch money, and calling me a lame nerd
You're right Coney, there is always a catch. The catch being Coney will not allow chat to win even if they actually do.
You have to keep the stream going.
22:42 kill coney in the chat😆
Coney got stomped so hard by chat that I think this is the hardest I've seen coney try to weasel out of losing.
You can basically sum up this video as coney being the Mr krabs of streaming
You've never seen cheating like THIS before, that's my streamer
This is like watching a scam empire fall in a extremely dramatic fashion
one of the most infuriating streams I have ever been apart of. genuinely think we broke coney
Ace Attorney-Breakdown Scene type-stuff
NO!!! THE SUBPAR GENIE??? MAY IT NOT BE SO!!!
Alas! Appeared once again he has! What dastardly plans will he attempt to set in motion on this occasion I wonder?
fancy seeing you here yecks. did you know that your best contribution to society was aftershave you can't and everything after that has been schizophrenic religious zealot garbage
powerlevel
15:56 What in the world was he cooking with the dog daughter button prompt...
18:54 Coney getting heated for our forced L
he doesn't make these, he just curates them. he just took that one cuz as he said he thought he could convince chat that the upside would outweigh the negative
We found the genie in the middle of the desert, no food whatsoever.
Eating a tasty treat is a W when we don't have access to any other food.
This was one of the most frustrating streams of my life
If I was in chat I would've thrown my phone across the room
Not a great first stream to attend live... I was just bored by it.
@@Pikaclev that's why I typically just watch the UA-cam videos or the vods when they drop. I don't feel like sitting through 7 twitch ads for a stream that may or may not be worth
Oh people were PISSED some people started unfollowing after he kept cheating 😂
Bro, that was the shittiest genie yet 😂
Coney turns into Julius from everybody hates Chris whenever he has to give away more than like 5 gift subs
this was probably the most mad I've ever gotten while watching a stream
Let this be a lesson to future chatters: the genie always wins in the end. I'm sure there's a real moral in that, but I'm still too upset to find it.
"My feelings were hurt when you didn't take the dead dog deal." ~Coney, 2024
So this was the stream where shitty genie turned into pissy genie
Jfc i havent seen coney this desperate ever lmfao
Watching Coney have a tantrum after being thwarted at every turn and seeing his "master of games" persona crumble around him was both hilarious and cathartic
I can usually tolerate Coney’s antics but he really crossed the line this time.
Been a Twitch sub for nearly four years and this one almost made me take my Prime somewhere else. Enraging content as always, keep it up!
The sea of "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" in the background when he asks if they all had fun is a great juxtaposition
[OMITTED] Genie returns!
Edit : CONEY'S A CHEATER, COOK THIS *FRAUD*
Also, that TikTok stream was *PAIN*
wait wdym a different stream than tiktoculon?
Trust me, don’t look for it
@@dumbchild1514 too late 😬it’s rlly bad. I was there for tiktoculaon and it’s alr giving me Vietnam level flashbacks.
What happened with the tiktok stream?
Uh oh do I even wanna know what happened?
The last two are crafted in a way where Coney can spin an L either way.
Either the snake is venomous and you die or you missed out on a tasty treat.
Either you have a Pokémon empire, being the only person with Pokémon, or you don't actually get Pokémon because you are not in the Pokémon world, you just get the privilege of being allowed to train them.
This was an un-winnable game.
The genie is very powerful…
Coney did NOT have the $125 to spare
This stream proved that you can do everything right and still lose in the end
There's a lesson for everyone here
@@CONEYZZdon't trust whiteen
@CONEYZZ the lesson is don't trust the color white
@@CONEYZZ You can keep deleting it. Imma keep posting it again.
The lesson is don't trust his people.
You know, Coney's flair and delight in personifying the genie makes me wonder if he'd be a fun GM for a tabletop RPG. He could probably go stupid with some fun NPCs, and it would actually be fun for once to play against an antagonistic GM trying to kill you because you know you'd always be able to find a way out.
Chat said no to talking animals because they didn’t wanna hear the snake while they were eating it 😭
Ah yes the return of unhinged losing streak Coney 😂
The "Your Dog Dies!" Jumpscare.
this is the worst stream by far. im still physically angry until this day
Coney: "You're stranded in the desert..."
Also Coney: "You get a free snack! BUT IT'S AN L BECAUSE YOU COULD'VE BOUGHT PEANUT BUTTER WITH YOUR INFINITE MONEY! MWAHAHAA"
Buddy if i didnt eat that snake I would've STARVED
The genie is my last hope for survival, I'm takin all the snacks I can get
Not only is coney washed, so is the genie.
Where in the prompt did it say that Bidoof and Ratatta could spawn in the real world though? Based on that argument you owe Twitch chat those 25 subs man
Coney is like a king seeing the serfs rise up, the mad indignation was that of someone seeing what they believe to be their lessers working for their own enrichment and not his
God please tell me he paid up in the end bro got obliterated
coney was absolutely correct on that live snake one, i dont care how peanut butter chocolatey it is why the fuck did chat want to EAT A LIVE SNAKE
Thank you, I don’t know why I was in the minority when I agreed with that L during the stream
yummy :3
There was a high chance that the upside would've been "you have this superpower now" but instead it was the snake being yummy which is garbage
If it had an actual upside sure. It’s “eat a live snake and it tastes neat”
That is an L. How do you argue W
Except if we said no you KNOW he would've hit us with the 'But it tasted good chat, that's an L"
Coney pressed the button:
That gummy snake one was the hardest I've ever laughed in a while
but...
that last question was a hard sell
That last one was actually an L but the snake one is so rigged
I guarantee you 1000% that if the chat did choose yes for the Pokémon question we would suddenly be the only person in a Pokémon world that could only train Ratatta’s and Bidoofs
Damn seems like Coney actually got upset with that snake question at the end lol. Sounds like he could've used a bite of a live chocolate/peanut butter/gummy snake to cool that temper! (fr though, justice for Twitch Chat - they deserved at least half of the gifties, if not all for a flawless victory)
I'm proud of chat for eating the snake. we all know it was a W
I would tune into any Coney stream except for a genie stream. I am no fool.
He should really stop making bets he isn't willing to pay out on.
chat had a historic Shitty Genie run but of course Coney had to go full Robotnik and ruin it lmao
We need a new Genie, get Alpharad, he's blue
A genie huh? Alright, my first wish is to revoke Bernouils principle.
fluids shall NO LONGER be dynamic ‼️‼️‼️
Immediately your capillaries explode
Y'all aren't ready for the second wish: turning all freshwater into saltwater and turning saltwater into freshwater.
@@dejinnthedjinn5311"and double world hunger or something, I dunno"
@@StarkMaximum glad someone got the reference.
last night was really shit im still recovering
Coney must’ve had a private wish with the genie where he’s not allowed to ever get 10-0’d by chat
Coney i think twitch chat beat the genie this time
Damn they werent kidding, that genie do be shit
The first one is literally eternal youth vs hairy hands and he says it's close. Classic coney.
The funniest thing about the last prompt was Coney insisted that since we aren't in the Pokémon world the could have a monopoly on Ratatas and Bidoofs. Not only does that logic make no since because if they existed IRL there would be no way one person could have a monopoly on two whole species, and also not even to mention the fact that if we aren't in the Pokémon world they wouldn't even exist in the first place.
The mildly inconvenient genie
This is the hardest he’s ever cheated lmao. Great work as usual
proud of my streamer for being able to afford having his own forearm in the thumbnail
Forearm hype
This guy has never ever been fair. Like ever. He is funny though.
"You have to eat a live snake"
17:46 "I'm French"
Yep, he will manage even without any compensation.
Still waiting for the day when Ciney saying "Hit the like button" actually does something.
Works for other channels, but never seen it do anything for him specifically.
I love how Coney always starts out presenting himself as the impartial narrator and then whenever chat wins he gets mad and starts to reveal that he is not the unbiased 3rd party merely explaining whats going on, but rather actually the genie himself in a bad groucho marx disguise
masterful work by the shitty genie on the final question
Also the pokemon mix is straight up unfair. We say no: "I never said you live in the pokemon world, so you're the only one with pokemon and you can breed them, so you lose."
We say yes: "Actually I never said you live in the pokemon world, so they don't exist so it's an L"
MODS please nerf the shitty genie.
I can't believe coney would get chat like this
Man, what a fun waste of time
Coney the typa kid on the playground to choose volcano or gun in rock paper scissors and say "gun beats everything u win"
I actually got scared when he got pissed
coney really had the option select set up for that last one huh
That was so sad seeing Coney stoop to such scams. Chat didn't choose wrong on a single option.
It's like a boss fight where every time you think you win there's another phase, and when you finally lose, having wasted all your time and resources, you find out that it was a scripted battle the entire time.
The Genie promised Coney a large sum of money if chat lost, that's why he became heated during the snake bit
This is the exact same energy as a dungeon master who makes a ton of cursed items and the player doesn't pick them up
This is probably the most blatantly I've ever seen Coney cheat. It's pretty damn funny.
The animal talking one can be cheated with a shoulder parrot
This is legitimately one of the first Coney uploads in years where I clicked on the video actually understanding what the contents were before watching.
Edit: Never mind I didn't expect this level of scuff I concede.
The Shaunte music at the start puts a smile on my face I was just playing it today
I'm glad we all agree Coney was 100% a carny in a past life lol.
Gotta be my favorite coney segment
coney has removed all hope from me. it doesnt matter which option chat picks; coney will spin it in his favor regardless.
"pokemon trainer but all you can train is rattata and bidoof"
chat picks yes, and coney says "nah, those are the two lamest pokemon, plus everyone else has way cooler pokemon anyway"
chat picks no: "nobody else has any pokemon. you could have had an empire trafficking rattatas and bidoofs (rats and beavers)"
I bet the genie’s name is like Nelson or something! That guy is such a rotten rascal!
19:05 Simply put something on the snakes head or put it somewhere where it cant bite you, silly Genie.
21:50 There would only be one Bidoof and Ratatta, since they cant reproduce. It'd only get you so much fame and since they can't do much regardless of what world we're in, theyd loose value eventually, so you're pretty much owning a dog that rich people owned. W imo Genie
They are both in the field egg group
@@tyguy77777 Yeah but then they wouldn't exactly be those same pokemon anymore if they did breed and since you can only have those same pokemon that isn't possible
@@mayhemmonkeylol Do you think when two pokemon breed they’re gonna make a fusion lol
@@tyguy77777 That would mean it wouldn't make the same pokemon so maybe
Technically, it doesn't specify that you own a Bidoof and Ratatta, just that you can train them.
The genie truly works in mysterious ways
You are able to blatantly cheat and "win" despite Chat beating the Genie convincingly
but...
You are forced to put Splatoon music in your video
I'm pushing that button
Genie getting sent directly to loser's bracket in this one
They definitely took an L keeping you around, who's buying a fucking bidoof.
What makes that final L even bigger is that Ratatta especially is actually quite solid. Guts ability, early access to strong stab moves like Hyper Fang, and there’s the classic FEAR Ratatta strat. Then Bidoof can learn every possible HM (besides fly) meaning you can swim anywhere, move anything, cut anything, etc.
Chat has begun to learn that if the pro has enough flexibility to it they can just convince Coney that it's a dub
I bit so hard on the rage that I almost forgot to like 😂
I only liked bcs we were shaking hands
What a tricky genie, letting us believe we were winning up to the end
This video genuinely pissed me off. You couldn’t just accept that chat could win so you moved the goal post and reduced the number of lives.
I agree with L about the chocolate flavored snake.Not because of all the bites,but because I would be very displeased if I bit into something that tasted like chocolate,but felt like rough,sinewy,leathery meat and crunchy bones in my mouth.
thank you coney another great video 💜