DSP Rage Quits SF6 After Bragging About How Good He Is and Getting Cooked in Master Rank All Day

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  • Опубліковано 7 лип 2024
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  • @efanaddict4493
    @efanaddict4493 12 днів тому +614

    Literally blaming his cat for his loss wtf

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 12 днів тому +101

      60 blames per second

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 12 днів тому +52

      His excuse book never ends.. he blamed the heat also

    • @tardissins7512
      @tardissins7512 12 днів тому +31

      There are no cats at irl tournaments. He will be amazing if he goes to an irl tournament!

    • @savageone3195
      @savageone3195 12 днів тому +35

      Jasper is just larping as his cat, he's really a detractor.

    • @OOhlUkaTmEImGanSTa
      @OOhlUkaTmEImGanSTa 12 днів тому +39

      He's going to start calling Jasper a situational disability 😂

  • @Blind-cow
    @Blind-cow 12 днів тому +213

    For a game with no steaks he sure is acting like it’s a barbecue

  • @Deadricblood
    @Deadricblood 12 днів тому +378

    Jasper remains one of his biggest detractors. We hear you Jasper and appreciate your support.

    • @pko1683
      @pko1683 12 днів тому +11

      everyone knows cats hate pigroachs

    • @xavierlewis9733
      @xavierlewis9733 12 днів тому +16

      He is a real one, a true 💀 🚜.
      Jasper 4 Prezdent 🇺🇲

    • @hillarybanks92
      @hillarybanks92 12 днів тому +4

      Best money phil ever spent!

    • @mikeall7012
      @mikeall7012 12 днів тому +4

      So no treats for Jasper tonight?

    • @tammytheranger7645
      @tammytheranger7645 12 днів тому +4

      Big ups Agent De Claude

  • @MauZangetsu
    @MauZangetsu 12 днів тому +137

    Pig gets distracted because his cat jumps on his chair. Meanwhile, Maximilian can fight and win with his daughter jumping him from behind and still talk to her all at the same time

    • @daijodan
      @daijodan 12 днів тому

      Phil would have slapped the shit out of that kid if she tried that on him in real life.

    • @jazzygeofferz
      @jazzygeofferz 12 днів тому +37

      Justin Wong as well.

    • @TheLaurelCrown
      @TheLaurelCrown 12 днів тому +17

      @@jazzygeofferz PR Balrog competed in a tournament while holding his baby

    • @spectraltheinkling8526
      @spectraltheinkling8526 4 дні тому +2

      ​@@TheLaurelCrown i read that news

  • @larkwans2725
    @larkwans2725 12 днів тому +357

    "you should literally delete the game and delete your internet fukin social media!!" oh come on now! he just beat you up in a video game. it's not like he did anything truly humiliating that will follow him for the rest of his life, like, oh i dont know, JERKING OFF on CAMERA

  • @k-ondoomer
    @k-ondoomer 12 днів тому +251

    "Why is he punching me??!"
    Bro you agreed to the fight lol

    • @KnucklesWTD
      @KnucklesWTD 12 днів тому +14

      Not once but twice

    • @scribblerjones
      @scribblerjones 12 днів тому +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @flossatnite2082
      @flossatnite2082 12 днів тому +8

      lmfao this actuallu made me laugh out loud bro

    • @Sam-vh9zs
      @Sam-vh9zs 11 днів тому +4

      Why is he hitting me?!? I’m not even doing anything !!!! Not what I wanted!! Hail Mary wake up level 3 super drive rush, that’s game.

  • @Clamfaced
    @Clamfaced 12 днів тому +196

    Why would you rage quit? There are no stakes remember! 🥩🥩🥩

    • @-suphur
      @-suphur 12 днів тому +25

      No steaks.

    • @hillarybanks92
      @hillarybanks92 12 днів тому +26

      He can’t have stakes because of the gout, you know his aunt didn’t tell him to see a doctor normally!

    • @thinkindark
      @thinkindark 12 днів тому

      ​@@hillarybanks92 it's so cruel how his aunt didn't warn him that he might end up with gout after 10+ years of drinking gin like a fish and eating like a fucking raccoon all day every day!

    • @Phantom.Gaming64
      @Phantom.Gaming64 12 днів тому +1

      Because he is a lying hypocrite.

    • @GhostRavenFIN
      @GhostRavenFIN 12 днів тому +2

      Ego, pride

  • @papayer
    @papayer 12 днів тому +86

    'Jasper distracted me, I almost got him!'
    my brother in Christ, you got perfected.

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ 12 днів тому +12

      I know it's just a saying but he is not your brother in Christ, if Hell exists, it exists for a reason, for people like him 😂

  • @seamonkey8435
    @seamonkey8435 12 днів тому +161

    Every single loss. No matter what, no matter how he is beat, he always thinks he didn’t get beat legitimately. Dude has a major mental issue

    • @Clamfaced
      @Clamfaced 12 днів тому +46

      He needs to go to therapy to find out why he can't cope with the idea of losing or being wrong at something. It seeps into every aspect of his life and content, he has to always "win" and get one over on people. It is his biggest problem and has held him back his entire life as the majority of the issues regarding his personality feed back into this trait of always having to win and being unable to handle loss.

    • @CornerPressurE
      @CornerPressurE 12 днів тому +19

      He's the white LTG

    • @DSPsWifesBf
      @DSPsWifesBf 12 днів тому

      @@CornerPressurEthey’re both absolute tards. They both avoid accountability like the plague

    • @Osithirith
      @Osithirith 12 днів тому

      If he doesn’t constantly bitch like this what does he have to talk about? Nothing.
      He’s the King of Hate it’s all he’s ever had to be interested in him about. Now it’s just people making fun of him and a handful of dents supporting him.

    • @Awellneededsmoke
      @Awellneededsmoke 12 днів тому

      I mean it’s pretty clear. He says his mother brushed his hair until he was about 18 years old he’s a man child. Children have a hard time emotionally with losing.

  • @Poopbucket45
    @Poopbucket45 12 днів тому +150

    Gets perfected, “ you don’t know how to play street fighter at all” 😂

    • @Herodotus888
      @Herodotus888 12 днів тому +25

      Dood, he did nothing wrong in that match. He did everything right. Game sucks.

    • @Technature7567
      @Technature7567 12 днів тому +6

      @@Poopbucket45 I like to pretend he's looking in a mirror anytime he loses.
      Sorry, I meant any time he starts losing.
      Sorry, I meant any time something doesn't go his way.
      Sorry, I meant any time he's breathing.

    • @vanguarddnice
      @vanguarddnice 12 днів тому +2

      Btw those Cammy was Raw Phil lol.

    • @rez7437
      @rez7437 12 днів тому +3

      Dang piggy, the self hate is real

  • @RayManSWE
    @RayManSWE 12 днів тому +51

    “I’m waiting for a legit hit”
    *Counter hit*
    “Still waiting for a legit hit”
    Again, responsibility is a foreign concept to this man

  • @SilentWeaponsIIl
    @SilentWeaponsIIl 12 днів тому +95

    🐷: "You just mash buttons and gamble!"
    Heh, Phil must have been talking to himself there

  • @calgriff1900
    @calgriff1900 12 днів тому +47

    "I WANNA WIN MATCHES" literally sounds like a 5 year old crying over online points.

    • @NavaDownSouth
      @NavaDownSouth 12 днів тому +2

      5 year old would be better at SF though, they would train in the lab and become really good then Mock DSP and get banned in matches

  • @DSPTriesItMemology101
    @DSPTriesItMemology101  12 днів тому +128

    How can capcom get away robbing this guy inputs! WOW

    • @DSPTriesItMemology101
      @DSPTriesItMemology101  12 днів тому +43

      Kahpcam*

    • @larkwans2725
      @larkwans2725 12 днів тому +20

      they stole his tire too! and made his wife gain 200lbs

    • @scorpion6328
      @scorpion6328 12 днів тому +6

      Same way he gets away with robbing his dents.

    • @GNARK1LL420
      @GNARK1LL420 12 днів тому +1

      Someone to do a class acktion lawsuit against Scatcom

    • @k-ondoomer
      @k-ondoomer 12 днів тому +2

      Come AHN DOOD

  • @SeffTrollins
    @SeffTrollins 12 днів тому +111

    I pray there's perfect ko's in these videos simply for the seal laugh edits. They kill me every time.

    • @-suphur
      @-suphur 12 днів тому +15

      Me too. I lmao every time.

    • @geotcxs1697
      @geotcxs1697 12 днів тому +9

      Saw this comment and was like "I'm gonna be on the lookout now" and it was LITERALLY the first match 🤣💀

    • @DSPsWifesBf
      @DSPsWifesBf 12 днів тому +8

      Phil’s fake laughs make me embarrassed for him. I doubt he’s even fooling the dents

    • @SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14
      @SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14 12 днів тому +2

      @@SeffTrollins perfect! Peeeerfeect!!! Ack ack ack ack

    • @AndyCarrington-cf3ib
      @AndyCarrington-cf3ib 12 днів тому +1

      Multiple perfects in this vid. He got cooked

  • @oAPXo
    @oAPXo 12 днів тому +52

    That A.K.I. was fucking brilliant.

  • @mikeall7012
    @mikeall7012 12 днів тому +46

    Total gambler mantality. Only talks about the wins, never the loses and cant step away from the table.

  • @ninjafrog6966
    @ninjafrog6966 12 днів тому +44

    “any monkey could do what you’re doing right now”
    then do it phil. if you’re so confident in that statement, pick cammy and do that combo consistently

    • @WeCareAlot4693
      @WeCareAlot4693 12 днів тому

      You're less than a monkey doing patterns. Good job Phil

    • @innocentorphan1213
      @innocentorphan1213 12 днів тому +2

      Meanwhile an infant monkey can do what he's doing with Bison. Easiest character to use in the game.

    • @MTown587
      @MTown587 12 днів тому

      He can’t play as Cammy because he’s married stoopid!

  • @97Crazysteve
    @97Crazysteve 12 днів тому +44

    *65 year old man yells at Street Fighter 6*

  • @Doge-bz3vj
    @Doge-bz3vj 12 днів тому +51

    > Scrubs are mashing their way to Master because Capcom sucks
    > Pig highest rank is Master and Is stuck in Master

    • @valsione38
      @valsione38 12 днів тому

      Worse yet, he's stuck in 1500 because above 1600 people have way better matchup knowledge and 1800 onward.....yeah pigs can't meet god.

  • @victorvillanueva1104
    @victorvillanueva1104 12 днів тому +178

    Don't forget this is a 40+ year old "man" yet he throws excuses and tantrums like a 5 year old. Very mature and robust content.

    • @GamerGarm
      @GamerGarm 12 днів тому +7

      Very robust. Much curation.

    • @Pembo-vn7qq
      @Pembo-vn7qq 12 днів тому +7

      This is one sad little creature lol

    • @DrumRoody
      @DrumRoody 12 днів тому

      ​@@GamerGarm wow

    • @elshaddaimosthigh5003
      @elshaddaimosthigh5003 12 днів тому +2

      he's 42 and tbh bro no one ever really fully grows up :(

    • @2inverse469
      @2inverse469 12 днів тому

      Yet he still manages to make money.

  • @DSPsWifesBf
    @DSPsWifesBf 12 днів тому +41

    His cat tries to hang out with him and he sprays him with water.
    Phil can’t be likable if he tries. He would be a villain if he wasn’t such a soy

    • @BovineIntervention
      @BovineIntervention 12 днів тому

      Jasper is a slave and its the least of the bad shit dsp does lool

  • @Clamfaced
    @Clamfaced 12 днів тому +56

    Jasper is the ultimate detractor. Remember when he exposed WWE Champions on DSP's phone? And when he pulled the plug?

    • @MTown587
      @MTown587 12 днів тому +2

      He has to live with DSP, it’s only natural he’d hate DSP more than anybody

  • @Joey80900
    @Joey80900 12 днів тому +69

    Idk how you can be so bad at a game you play literally all the time. It makes no sense.

    • @pko1683
      @pko1683 12 днів тому +27

      its hard to play video games with hooves

    • @darkmagicianscousin5261
      @darkmagicianscousin5261 12 днів тому +20

      The inability to learn from mistakes. His mama told him as a kid nothing was ever his fault and he unironically still believes this.

    • @Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer
      @Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer 12 днів тому +12

      He's not "bad" per say. he just doesn't adapt. What he's complaining about is that this game doesn't play like SF2.

    • @jeffoff7795
      @jeffoff7795 12 днів тому +4

      The only thing he's gotten really good at is making excuses. Practice makes perfect.

    • @hemogoblin69
      @hemogoblin69 12 днів тому

      He's playing ranked

  • @Lanthias
    @Lanthias 12 днів тому +105

    He bitched about having to do Patreon videos and not being able to stream tonight as well. He blames the people who gave him $50 because he can't organise his own schedule...

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 12 днів тому +20

      he’s literally his own boss, he makes his own schedule

    • @jontaehall2740
      @jontaehall2740 12 днів тому

      It would not be stressful to still do both streams and do Patreon react videos. It's literally just pressing record and watching some dumbass videos for an hour or two. Lazy mf

    • @darkmagicianscousin5261
      @darkmagicianscousin5261 12 днів тому +10

      @@ninjafrog6966 And proof that not everyone is meant for self-employment.

    • @thinkindark
      @thinkindark 12 днів тому

      ​@darkmagicianscousin5261 piggy isn't self employed, not really. He's just a professional, full-time beggar from the comfort of his snort fort

  • @Ashkihyena
    @Ashkihyena 12 днів тому +124

    Once again his ego wrote checks his butt can’t cash

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 12 днів тому +21

      Jaha proved this in the famous Jaha vs Dsp parking lot meet up... dsp physically cried and said he forgot what he said

    • @pko1683
      @pko1683 12 днів тому +21

      @@dertythegrower I believe that ass whopping would have done wonders for phil and had he caught it he would be a different person today.

    • @Sharkmane25
      @Sharkmane25 12 днів тому +10

      ​@@pko1683I'm telling you now brother that beating would've done nothing but make him more of a hermit. He's a natural born yapper

  • @calbon2994
    @calbon2994 12 днів тому +41

    Secret agent Jasper is the one behind the lag and losses.

    • @TheMygoran
      @TheMygoran 12 днів тому

      Most likely Jasper screwed with his modem as well, trying to blacklist phil from the internet

  • @DonZorociaFR
    @DonZorociaFR 12 днів тому +30

    3 hours of pure grind to get -27 MR, keep it up Phil 💪💪💪

  • @MunKDaDDyy
    @MunKDaDDyy 12 днів тому +36

    And yet look at the money he still made, these dents really are something special

    • @250914616672152
      @250914616672152 12 днів тому

      i doubt those anon tips are real, either they are fake or the OIC is going file a bankruptcy

    • @jjjordan3881
      @jjjordan3881 12 днів тому +13

      Ikr, it's unreal there's ppl out there that'll give him a dime. I can't fathom it. He's such a flagrant lying pos.

    • @thinkindark
      @thinkindark 12 днів тому +9

      ​@@jjjordan3881it's mostly OIC using its many alt accounts tbf. As soon as it disappears from piggy's streams, so too will piggy 🤞

    • @NavaDownSouth
      @NavaDownSouth 12 днів тому

      @@thinkindark 1 health emergency from OIC and DSP will be homeless

  • @DSPPolitics
    @DSPPolitics 12 днів тому +29

    He thinks his opponents aren't better than him because they don't impress him or "outplay" him. Bro it's skill based matchmaking in a popular game with a large player pool, you're not entitled to matches with the vastly more skilled pros that you think you should be playing against.

  • @pakapasiti
    @pakapasiti 12 днів тому +30

    Admits to multi mashing inputs and acts surprised that it “drops” inputs when it’s reading all his multipresses and giving him the garbage he’s hitting

  • @avidism
    @avidism 12 днів тому +17

    admitting your mom used to do your hair until you were 16-17 is wild lol

  • @Lethargicaman13
    @Lethargicaman13 12 днів тому +29

    Imagine unironically saying “you did nothing to hit me” after getting you’re ass beat and being over the age of seven. His super power is not realizing how embarrassing this lol

  • @carloshill
    @carloshill 12 днів тому +67

    I heard these pathetic excuses and they were ridiculous but now he's blaming his loses on his cat unreal

    • @amyford2971
      @amyford2971 12 днів тому +5

      Especially as the cat just jumped on the chair with him. It wasn’t like he walked in front of tv and was jumping at TV or anything. He just wanted a bit of attention from him. Who knows maybe he was trying to calm him down.

  • @creeeamy7133
    @creeeamy7133 12 днів тому +15

    Me when my beloved companion distracts me from an inconsequential online game (He will suffer for this treason)

  • @Paltheos
    @Paltheos 12 днів тому +24

    9:08 - 9:40 This clip is insane, and I'm surprised I've never heard it before. 1) How can a grown man be unable to move a declawed cat? 2) Confirming point 1, he then sprays (??) the cat with water (what bottle is he drinking from that has a spritzer?). Surely gently picking up a cat is less disruptive than harassing it by spraying it with water. WTF

    • @CrashKazooie
      @CrashKazooie 12 днів тому +6

      I think he sprays Jasper because he thinks it discourages him from the same behaviour, but cats don’t understand that at all… poor fucking cat

    • @realbeefcastle
      @realbeefcastle 12 днів тому

      Phil shouldn’t be allowed to own a pet. I can’t imagine dousing my cat with water. He is truly a scumbag.

  • @jeffoff7795
    @jeffoff7795 12 днів тому +13

    He really thought M. Bison was his ticket to the upper echelons of SF6😂

  • @tizza963
    @tizza963 12 днів тому +33

    God he’s such a baby 😂

  • @reudevad
    @reudevad 12 днів тому +23

    Reminder that people pay him to act like a spoiled child

  • @CasualRacerRed
    @CasualRacerRed 12 днів тому +28

    42 years old Ladies and Gentlemen

  • @JackSpearhoes
    @JackSpearhoes 12 днів тому +16

    “I’m going to training right FUCKING NOW” -DSP
    “I’ve actually never labbed ever” -DSP

  • @yohagain
    @yohagain 12 днів тому +32

    27:42 the fact that his mother combed his hair until he was 17 by itself is shameful enough, but him bringing it up unprompted is outright insane. You couldn’t get me to confess something like that even under torture, he uses it to blame his mother for his own hairline and unhealthy ways. Wow…

    • @WeCareAlot4693
      @WeCareAlot4693 12 днів тому +2

      Blame everyone else

    • @erheetrherh2659
      @erheetrherh2659 12 днів тому +5

      And thats not how even hairloss works, you can plug your hair all you want, it doesn't kill the hair follicle.

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ 12 днів тому +2

      ​@@erheetrherh2659Thabks I was about to comment thag exact thing. Combing your hair doesn't destroy your hairline lmao, it's just that he wants to believ that he is aging geacefuly😂😂😂

    • @yohagain
      @yohagain 12 днів тому +1

      @@erheetrherh2659 but you know what does? Binge drinking and bad eating habits! Up to a point of course, genetics are heavily involved, but Dave doesn’t do himself any favors with his crappy diet of midnight burgers and gin.

    • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
      @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 12 днів тому

      The funny thing is that his mother *IS* to blame for his hairloss: guys get their hair genes from the mother’s side of the family. If your maternal grandfather and uncles went bald early, odds are so will you. 😅

  • @JesseHenderson-xc2kg
    @JesseHenderson-xc2kg 12 днів тому +14

    If its so pattern, Dave, counter it.

  • @theMaster...
    @theMaster... 12 днів тому +88

    ScamSideDave and the $300,000 WWE Champions Scam will NEVER be forgotten...

  • @seamonkey8435
    @seamonkey8435 12 днів тому +14

    Imagine being an adult, and actually giving this guy money. Remeber, when he does a personal react stream, he’s charging $50 for it. So he’s actually getting paid for what would be a late night stream. His viewers must all be in ♿️

  • @adrianmartinez8125
    @adrianmartinez8125 12 днів тому +13

    Now I fear for Jasper, is just matter of time he gets so heated that he may kick jasper full force. 😢

    • @TheDrizzle56
      @TheDrizzle56 12 днів тому +7

      I think Jasper wins that fight lol dsp would hide in the bathroom and be like "I'm an alcoholic! It's naht my fault!"

    • @AndyCarrington-cf3ib
      @AndyCarrington-cf3ib 12 днів тому +1

      And if he doesn't get banned after doing something like that, then it is official that he has more plot armour than Goku

  • @belikewatersf1051
    @belikewatersf1051 12 днів тому +25

    Complete 💩 attitude it’s all cause he didn’t get that Wolverine toy 🧸

    • @DJMcFlinty
      @DJMcFlinty 12 днів тому +6

      his attitude is like this because he did get that toy (it was just a few months later), and everything else he demanded from his simpleton parents, like a brand new car that he totaled by illegally driving without his glasses

    • @StationaryBeggar
      @StationaryBeggar 12 днів тому +2

      All cause Daves pull out game weak.

  • @walkertr5685
    @walkertr5685 12 днів тому +16

    dude the perfect ko clip kills me every single time it plays 😂😂

  • @MinecwaftBeans
    @MinecwaftBeans 12 днів тому +25

    In Philburts defense getting distracted by Jasper is technically getting distracted by half of his "family"

    • @larkwans2725
      @larkwans2725 12 днів тому +13

      in terms of mass, kat counts for at least 95% of his """family"""

    • @Lum2022
      @Lum2022 12 днів тому

      It’s a whole fucking family reunion in that closet.

    • @bigsmoke9794
      @bigsmoke9794 12 днів тому

      @@larkwans2725That's 95% including the mass of Phil. Bomboclaat big gyal

  • @SayianMike34
    @SayianMike34 12 днів тому +24

    I can't wait for him to be in his '50s living with his parents

    • @whocares1631
      @whocares1631 12 днів тому +1

      It’s like that old guy from to catch a predator who’s like 45 and tells Chris Hanson that his moms totally going too take his computer away

    • @outlandishusername
      @outlandishusername 12 днів тому +1

      @@whocares1631 "Old guy" "45" - Damn.

    • @Lum2022
      @Lum2022 12 днів тому +2

      “Mahm!! Bathroom!!”

    • @NavaDownSouth
      @NavaDownSouth 12 днів тому

      imagine 50-60 year old DSP still begging for 5.00 pay pal tips and reminding us that youtube takes 30% and all the ways to donate to to the channel. Super fun positive chill stream only allowed to chat about the game , and help me win faster

  • @sugarbelleash
    @sugarbelleash 12 днів тому +9

    I would like to see an hour of Cammy compliations.

  • @fhagane6821
    @fhagane6821 12 днів тому +9

    Pandalee was underage

  • @jordandennis6794
    @jordandennis6794 12 днів тому +21

    Dem cheeks got clapped tonight 😂😂😂
    Poor Jasper took the blame

  • @N1xon45
    @N1xon45 12 днів тому +49

    I love how the dents are responsible for leaving his door open. Lmao, literally anything he can do to avoid accountability.

  • @thomasshepard7891
    @thomasshepard7891 12 днів тому +11

    No fucking way he pulled out the cat distraction excuse lmfao that's a new one.

  • @kyletech84
    @kyletech84 12 днів тому +8

    sounds so odd when he says it like that, "private patreon videos" like he's doing some strictly men only fans videos on the side hustle for spare hogan funds. 🤢 🤮

  • @J-Tex-Corporation
    @J-Tex-Corporation 12 днів тому +11

    How do his dents not understand that EVERY LOSS he goes off the rails. I'm convinced he's trolling.

    • @StationaryBeggar
      @StationaryBeggar 12 днів тому +6

      Lol it's not trolling, he's really like this.

    • @scorpion6328
      @scorpion6328 12 днів тому +4

      Phil’s dents are the same people who give him money. Not the smartest bunch.

    • @J-Tex-Corporation
      @J-Tex-Corporation 12 днів тому

      @@scorpion6328 Valid point!

  • @11Christys11
    @11Christys11 12 днів тому +8

    It’s an all new low to blame Jasper. If I were Jasper I’d start giving Argentina memberships out of spite.

  • @runningwithflair
    @runningwithflair 12 днів тому +12

    Lol jasper is the newest detractor

  • @StationaryBeggar
    @StationaryBeggar 12 днів тому +6

    Jasper bout to have the back claws removed at this rate.

  • @-suphur
    @-suphur 12 днів тому +14

    Add Jasper to the list of excuses.

  • @billbrasky1318
    @billbrasky1318 12 днів тому +11

    Every time he acts smug, this is always right around the corner

    • @AndyCarrington-cf3ib
      @AndyCarrington-cf3ib 12 днів тому +1

      You'd think he'd have learned to keep his mouth shut by now

  • @saturos13
    @saturos13 12 днів тому +7

    That AKI combo was insane! props to that guy

  • @derek258crusco5
    @derek258crusco5 12 днів тому +8

    I love how Phil says tip me $100 now so we don’t have to worry about it like it’s are job to tip him. What a creep

  • @YoutubeStyleChannel
    @YoutubeStyleChannel 12 днів тому +10

    Someone needs to tell him to have a blinking break.

    • @WeCareAlot4693
      @WeCareAlot4693 12 днів тому

      They did, he got pissed and refused.

    • @AndyCarrington-cf3ib
      @AndyCarrington-cf3ib 12 днів тому

      They did early in the stream and he was like 'what? I've only played two matches I'm not having a break' But he was already getting volcanically pissed off after just two matches

  • @TheLewisDawg
    @TheLewisDawg 12 днів тому +11

    Jasper's getting the belt tonight 🤕

  • @JFresh9
    @JFresh9 12 днів тому +7

    I hope Phil's parents see the results of their parenting on display every time he """"works"""" 😂

  • @TrashBinCat
    @TrashBinCat 12 днів тому +14

    Jasper has a blast making his owner whine and scream and it's easy to see why!

  • @iRock_750
    @iRock_750 12 днів тому +5

    Memology does more work editing and censoring the first minute of the video than DSP has done in his whole life.

  • @loubloom1941
    @loubloom1941 12 днів тому +14

    This is a 58 year old man freaking out about one of them beat em up games 😂

  • @daltonbolser5100
    @daltonbolser5100 12 днів тому +11

    Doctor: Any last words Phil?
    Phil: Yes please tell everyone how they can support, and please try to hit the $100 tip goal so you can put the M. Bison hat on me when I go, cause right now I have received ZERO contributions.
    😂😂😂😂😂 this guy is nuts for real

  • @ickyfist
    @ickyfist 12 днів тому +7

    I love when he fights the aki complaining everything she's doing is pattern play when he starts every round with drive dash and the guy starts punishing him. Like Phil...just stop. Also Phil is the biggest scrub out of anyone he played against, all he does is spam drive dash and aerials because they're hard to punish against bison. And then he immediately does wakeup reversal every time he's knocked down or in the corner.

  • @spencermcbride3881
    @spencermcbride3881 12 днів тому +7

    "WHY IS HE PUNCHING ME TWICE!!!" does he really not think that ppl can't see the giant orange COUNTER HIT on screen

  • @rando.name.
    @rando.name. 12 днів тому +9

    2:15 Remember $50 is NOT above and beyond according to dsp. Its just what is expected.

  • @bytz4742
    @bytz4742 12 днів тому +7

    Dsp when the offensive heavy character with little to no defensive tools does not infact have defensive tools: 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

  • @Div-Hour
    @Div-Hour 12 днів тому +4

    It’s still baffles me how he has any genuine fans left

  • @darkmagicianscousin5261
    @darkmagicianscousin5261 12 днів тому +5

    I cannot state how much I love the "pattern play" excuse, because there's so many facets too it that individually make him look bad enough, but together make him look seriously mentally challenged. One being even if they were all pattern players, you're factually the bigger scrub because you lose to it every time. So if they're scrubs, you're a Scrub Bottom and they Top you 9/10.

    • @simplelife88393
      @simplelife88393 12 днів тому

      There is also the fact that his Bison does every single thing he accuses others of. Safe repetitive patterns, mashing MP hoping for a chain regardless of space, same desperate drive reversals on wakeup. Then he rages when someone blocks him and punishes.

  • @boswelldoddler5235
    @boswelldoddler5235 12 днів тому +4

    You know he wanted to whip that cat into the wall. He is on the verge of tears playing this.

  • @MaztRPwn
    @MaztRPwn 12 днів тому +8

    Remember the scene in the Boondocks in the Catcher Freeman episode when Ruckus was telling his version and the slaves were making fun of how the owner talked when he got mad? That’s how Phil talks. “Staahp draahping my inputs! It’s going to staahp right now!” 😂😂

  • @JJsiN84
    @JJsiN84 12 днів тому +3

    My damn wife flushed the toilet downstairs guys! It totally distracted me. It's not my fault, I did nothing wrong!

  • @Rafesco
    @Rafesco 12 днів тому +5

    Poor Jasper 😢

  • @shushshush7137
    @shushshush7137 12 днів тому +9

    Damn cat distracting this hard working streamer, to the gulag with thee!

  • @michaelcarrig627
    @michaelcarrig627 12 днів тому +4

    Bison is absolutely loaded. Top tier drive rush, top tier pressure, one of the best anti-fireball moves in the game, a fantastic low medium kick/punch that are both cancelable, never mind his crazy movement...and he is still complaining. And if you wakeup parrying instead of drive reversal, it is because you pressed your parry shortcut instead of your drive impact shortcut, you goof!

  • @ZoobleZi
    @ZoobleZi 12 днів тому +6

    Lmao dude lost to his cat #DetractorJasper

  • @ervingreen8976
    @ervingreen8976 12 днів тому +8

    "F this game!!!" As he continues to play it and get his ass beaten. 😂😂😂. He sucks so much that he blames his 🐱. Lol

  • @larkwans2725
    @larkwans2725 12 днів тому +17

    hell yes! i can watch this manchild's meltdown AGAIN!

    • @Apollo3p
      @Apollo3p 12 днів тому +4

      Today was glorious

    • @larkwans2725
      @larkwans2725 12 днів тому

      @@Apollo3p I love when he blamed it on jasper. pretty soon he'll be blaming the Big Bitch, and she'll sit on him and that will be the end of his "legacy"

  • @pinkrudy
    @pinkrudy 12 днів тому +3

    typical phil game:
    that was scissors! that was headstomp! that was standing fierce! that was low medium! that was drive rush! that was my drive impact! rinse and repeat

  • @seamonkey8435
    @seamonkey8435 12 днів тому +55

    Your intro is gold. When he says state taxes he has to pay that came out of no where. I live in Washington. There is NO state tax in Washington. There is just federal tax.

    • @MobileNasty
      @MobileNasty 12 днів тому +3

      No fkn waaaay

    • @DSPsWifesBf
      @DSPsWifesBf 12 днів тому +5

      Yet his minions continue to give him their money.
      The dents would be prime material to join a cult.

    • @JesseHenderson-xc2kg
      @JesseHenderson-xc2kg 12 днів тому +11

      I cant lie, i moved to WA 3 years ago and ive been wondering WTF hes even talking about in the intro....didnt even dawn on me that he lied so flagrantly....but his dents dont know so i get it i guess.

    • @DJMcFlinty
      @DJMcFlinty 12 днів тому +5

      there is state taxes on businesses, which he does fall under

    • @AugustStephenson397
      @AugustStephenson397 12 днів тому

      There’s no Income tax in WA.

  • @iConformed
    @iConformed 12 днів тому +3

    “I do this because you guys tell me there’s meaning behind it” is so fucking telling haha

    • @ZHunt-sj1lf
      @ZHunt-sj1lf 12 днів тому +1

      Smfh.......these kids are legit weirdos

  • @larkwans2725
    @larkwans2725 12 днів тому +4

    if theyre spamming the same pattern/move, you would think it would be EASIER to learn how to counter it

  • @Zolva92
    @Zolva92 12 днів тому +3

    It makes me happy seeing other Bison players INTERACT with his move list

  • @lamarpray5324
    @lamarpray5324 12 днів тому +4

    “Dropped input” is his go to excuse for every game he plays. Instead of owning up to a misplay no lets make up a scenario that never happened and blame it on that. Dude is wild lol a habitual liar.

  • @DJMcFlinty
    @DJMcFlinty 12 днів тому +3

    Jasper is getting hosed with a spray bottle tonight :(

  • @poethegamer118
    @poethegamer118 12 днів тому +4

    6:31 could've sworn he was gonna take more breaks to keep his salt levels down, but maybe he forgot

  • @vortex_1336
    @vortex_1336 12 днів тому +4

    If he starts losing he just stops playing and puts the controller down.

    • @AndyCarrington-cf3ib
      @AndyCarrington-cf3ib 12 днів тому

      He just starts explaining why he's losing instead of trying to counter his opponent.
      Either that or do a few lean in bans

  • @MichaelJohnson-ny6zs
    @MichaelJohnson-ny6zs 12 днів тому +7

    I CACKLED when he tried to challenge @19:34 and tried to say there was nothing he can do. Like, you are mashing when Cammy is plus and still whining 🤣

  • @Anita_Hanjaab.
    @Anita_Hanjaab. 12 днів тому +3

    seeing that $1000 tips goal is crazy

  • @BasedF-15Pilot
    @BasedF-15Pilot 12 днів тому +8

    No steaks cause MR points don't matter remember? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

  • @tammytheranger7645
    @tammytheranger7645 12 днів тому +3

    Big ups Agent De Claude.

  • @bobsmith5088
    @bobsmith5088 12 днів тому +2

    Did he have his cat declawed? Wow, that is beyond unacceptable. That is the worst thing I have ever heard about him.

    • @DSPsWifesBf
      @DSPsWifesBf 12 днів тому +1

      He did. People like Phil should never own pets.
      Khet is to blame too.