65 Y/O Streamer Gets Mentally Destroyed by Radahn & Takes It Out on Viewers Threatening to Ban Them

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  • Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
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  • @SilentWeaponsIIl
    @SilentWeaponsIIl Місяць тому +609

    DSP's build: 100 Dentsterity, 50 Pigor, 175 Gindurance, 255 Scamina, 150 Gintelligence, 300 Lietality

  • @zilazilazila
    @zilazilazila Місяць тому +454

    "Don't talk about anything but my gameplay."
    >chat talks about gameplay.
    "SHUT UP!"

    • @ashleybrooke2087
      @ashleybrooke2087 Місяць тому +88

      >Everyone shuts up as instructed.
      "Chat is so dead tonight. Why isn't anyone talking?"
      Typical online DSP pattern behavior.

    • @zilazilazila
      @zilazilazila Місяць тому +24

      @@ashleybrooke2087 This is really what he meant by scrubby flowchart pattern play.

    • @BengalW
      @BengalW Місяць тому +23

      @@ashleybrooke2087 "Can't believe how little support (money) I'm getting this stream."

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 Місяць тому +7

      And I thought we'd never again achieve the glory of the fight with Malenia. Turns out it's reverse Star Wars rules.
      "No, there is another, Malenia. Your brother! Should you fail, only he will stand against the Princess of Goutness."

    • @johnbeetle4340
      @johnbeetle4340 25 днів тому

      i have noticed this in the DLC boss fights can anyone explain? still have FP hit r2 and the player will just stand still doing nothing.

  • @ashleybrooke2087
    @ashleybrooke2087 Місяць тому +351

    If you taunt him, you're a detractor. If you give him well meaning advice, you're a detractor. If you cheer him on, you're a detractor.
    But why is support so low tonight, guys?

    • @Bill-uw1oo
      @Bill-uw1oo Місяць тому +28

      "Which is rediculous, i don't understand what's going on"

    • @Skorge789
      @Skorge789 Місяць тому +25

      "Why is nobody talking to me? Chat's totally dead"

    • @jubei7259
      @jubei7259 Місяць тому +13

      I honestly don't think I've ever heard a grown man make so many ridiculous excuses. Nothing's ever his fault lol

    • @mastershake42019
      @mastershake42019 Місяць тому

      Him yelling at them for cheering him on is crazy. What a scum bag

    • @DiscoFinalBoss
      @DiscoFinalBoss Місяць тому +4

      If you simply exist, you’re a detractor too.

  • @binho2224
    @binho2224 Місяць тому +332

    Is he really mad at people in chat for encouraging and saying nice things? DSP is hopeless. He will die alone, no friends, no family even no wife. He pushes everyone away, he always has.

    • @sayxxdx
      @sayxxdx Місяць тому +37

      But then he's gonna bitch and complain to the internet on how he doesn't have any friends, family or even that many fans anymore. He'll never learn from his mistakes.
      Remember, it's not his fault. He did everything correct.

    • @johnsmith-dx2ql
      @johnsmith-dx2ql Місяць тому +22

      Nah khet is pathetic enough to stay with him till the end. She will blow up to 600lbs for sure thoughbeit

    • @Cmoon1337
      @Cmoon1337 Місяць тому

      Nah Phil is the goat, you cant wait to watch Phil rage with dick in hand. I know I can’t 🐷🪳❤️

    • @jebus571
      @jebus571 Місяць тому

      ​@@johnsmith-dx2ql She has to be bottom of the barrel pathetic to marry this excuse of a man
      They deserve each other

    • @octavianpopescu4776
      @octavianpopescu4776 Місяць тому +17

      That's just it. You almost want to feel sorry for him, but then he says/does something douchey and you remember that he doesn't deserve the sympathy.

  • @MonochromeAbyss
    @MonochromeAbyss Місяць тому +342

    "You guys realize by the time you say you can do this I'm already dead right?" This guy can't even take POSITIVE WORDS well, that is incredible

    • @mb2776
      @mb2776 Місяць тому +14

      it's not like it's his 100000 attempt

    • @SrCarlo20
      @SrCarlo20 Місяць тому +23

      He sure takes their cash though

    • @Snakee423
      @Snakee423 Місяць тому +5

      He only knows how to squeal

    • @uhskn9753
      @uhskn9753 Місяць тому

      one of the funniest things ive ever heard ahah

    • @Clamfaced
      @Clamfaced Місяць тому +4

      Dont be nice in muh chat, next time you're nice to me you're BANNED. This is a tahxic place!

  • @MauZangetsu
    @MauZangetsu Місяць тому +158

    The guy is mad even at words of encouragement. Not even toxic anymore, straight up *radioactive*

    • @SamaelVR
      @SamaelVR Місяць тому +5

      RadioACKtive

    • @Clamfaced
      @Clamfaced Місяць тому +4

      So much for it being a chill and pahsitive place! Positivity is BAN BAN BAN BAN BANNED

  • @bernieblack8819
    @bernieblack8819 Місяць тому +232

    Him standing there while the boss only has a sliver of health just to be nuked by the meteor because someone told him he could jump over it is the most I have laughed all year

    • @roboticgentlemen1970
      @roboticgentlemen1970 Місяць тому +20

      There was a glitch where if you jumped a few times after he he did for the attack he would just teleport back the ground and do no damage

    • @Sharkmane25
      @Sharkmane25 Місяць тому +6

      ​@@roboticgentlemen1970 if you jump 4-5 times before he lands it'll glitch 😂😂😂 unless they patched it

    • @Ouroboros619
      @Ouroboros619 Місяць тому +23

      @@roboticgentlemen1970 Ongbal, a literal god of a Souls player, did this in a video; he used a Dragon Breath incantation to stay in the air, and then Radahn kind of just teleported down. I think it's something to do with the fact that Radahn locks onto the player's position, but if they're airborne at a certain moment, it bugs out

    • @innocentorphan1213
      @innocentorphan1213 Місяць тому +8

      He didn't even try jumping. He just stood there thinking he can tank the whole thing I guess.
      When in doubt, facetank it out, the pigroach scrub tactics 101.

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ Місяць тому +3

      Funniest part is all you have to do to dodge the meteor is pick a direction and run. No dodge, no jump required 😂

  • @DSPTriesItMemology101
    @DSPTriesItMemology101  Місяць тому +332

    Flowchart pattern play Flowchart pattern play Flowchart pattern play Flowchart pattern play Flowchart pattern play Flowchart pattern play

    • @crazyworld54321
      @crazyworld54321 Місяць тому +6

      Don't you owe Fill money?

    • @CSlinger
      @CSlinger Місяць тому +28

      Radahn turned on the Lag Switch and started doing scrubby Pattern Play tactics! Radahn just doesn't know how to play Elden Ring.

    • @sp0nge1337
      @sp0nge1337 Місяць тому +8

      He's played against Cammy so much, he BECAME the Cammy player.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Місяць тому +5

      so.. so much, dsp is a keyboard warrior b999h manchild.. ❤😂

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Місяць тому +6

      ​@@crazyworld54321Lol what.. no

  • @YoutubeStyleChannel
    @YoutubeStyleChannel Місяць тому +309

    His ego is so fragile, every game he plays, he needs to give you an excuse every time he fails.
    Can't believe the Canon brothers managed to update ER to have rollback netcode just to drop DSPs inputs

    • @crazyworld54321
      @crazyworld54321 Місяць тому +14

      Well one thing is for sure. It's not Fill's fault. He did everything correctly. Game just does whatever it wants dood.

    • @jkdman2007
      @jkdman2007 Місяць тому +13

      Has he ever thought his excuses make no sense at all? His excuses are the stupidest excuses that I have never heard in my life. It's like a 5 years old child trying to make up BS lies about losing in video games. So regarded.

    • @thatONEmachine
      @thatONEmachine Місяць тому +1

      Don't act like the internet isn't cricitical. It's just that Dave deserves it.

    • @_CrimsonBlade
      @_CrimsonBlade Місяць тому +1

      Well elden turd does have framerate issue and it does affect the bosses fromsoft sucks ass when it come to performance

    • @xanax6008
      @xanax6008 Місяць тому +6

      there's this part at the beginning of one of the memology malenia videos (on one of his subsequent runs through the game) where he repeats like 4 times "okay guys this is just a test run, i just wanna see how this weapon is, i'm definitely gonna die, this is not a serious attempt."
      like dude are you okay? do you think any of your audience gives a shit? is your ego really that fragile that you need to come up with a pre-excuse for why you didn't beat malenia first try? jesus

  • @Dxwill10
    @Dxwill10 Місяць тому +79

    Seeing terrible people get upset and distraught always makes me feel better.

    • @crazyworld54321
      @crazyworld54321 Місяць тому +17

      Watching Fill slowly degrade in every facet of life does bring some schadenfreude.

    • @_CrimsonBlade
      @_CrimsonBlade Місяць тому

      You must have an awful life lol

  • @michaelcarrig627
    @michaelcarrig627 Місяць тому +170

    "Can you guys stop talking about scrubby flowchart pattern play"...even his fans are dogging him.

    • @drattyg8099
      @drattyg8099 Місяць тому +11

      Those aren't fans lol

    • @Clamfaced
      @Clamfaced Місяць тому +6

      They're not fans they're just trolls in disguise roleplaying as fans. They just discreetly bait and troll and sneakdiss him and feign ignorance when he calls them out and act "innocent" but its pretty obvious what they're doing. These people make up the majority of his audience. His genuine fans must be like 15 - 20 people. They are however, still dents because they still tip him with their "innocent" bait questions.

  • @ashleybrooke2087
    @ashleybrooke2087 Місяць тому +82

    Radahn is obviously a detractor so why does he keep rematching with him?

  • @WolverineTime
    @WolverineTime Місяць тому +150

    "Did they patch the game?!?!" I hate this man

  • @segar7232
    @segar7232 Місяць тому +129

    You’d think that with how often he gets drunk, pigroach would have a moment of clarity, and realize that what he is doing is wrong, but apparently not.

    • @crazyworld54321
      @crazyworld54321 Місяць тому +26

      Fill prefers his delusional clown world over reality. The drinking is there to cope with his depressing lifestyle where he hates himself and his "audience" but has no choice but to just keep going because he's literally not capable of holding an actual job that requires showing up on time and working. Charlie was right about our boy Fill.

    • @kingrainbow5432
      @kingrainbow5432 Місяць тому

      ​@@crazyworld54321 the guy still makes six figures, it's just the gambling addiction that keeps him begging

    • @craigsovilla6578
      @craigsovilla6578 Місяць тому +8

      Yes that falls right in line with alcoholic behavior.
      Source: experience

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ Місяць тому +1

      Alcohoics aren't known for their ability to self-reflect...

    • @kingrainbow5432
      @kingrainbow5432 Місяць тому +6

      @@Ron_Jambo_ what do you mean they stare into reflective liquid all the time

  • @woolcaparmy
    @woolcaparmy Місяць тому +99

    0:31 this is actually one of the most sad, pathetic, gross, demeaning things I've ever heard him complain about.
    the fact he has ANYBODY willing to sit here unironically and cheer him on in a game should be the most valuable thing in the world to him. he literally has nothing else.
    and to sit here and tell those dents "shut the fuck up" is absolutely insane

    • @LUX711
      @LUX711 Місяць тому +5

      It’s in his nature to abuse & lash out at anyone & anything close to him when he’s inconvenienced in the slightest. He’s known as the most toxic person on the internet and “the king of hate” for a reason lmao

  • @Adversary_Dwimmerlaik
    @Adversary_Dwimmerlaik Місяць тому +134

    Weird that every game he plays drops his inpoofs and moofs.

    • @YonaSuzuki
      @YonaSuzuki Місяць тому +33

      all game devs suck didnt you know dood?

    • @Benzinilinguine
      @Benzinilinguine Місяць тому +15

      Non-online games 😂😂😂

    • @qew5567
      @qew5567 Місяць тому +5

      cannon brothers cursed him at birth

    • @salem730
      @salem730 Місяць тому +2

      Could just overlay a streetfighter commentary and it would fit.

  • @enokdnb7388
    @enokdnb7388 Місяць тому +89

    Lmao, the excuses are so funny.
    He's getting mad at his audience for cheering for him...

    • @SarahsKnight0
      @SarahsKnight0 Місяць тому +9

      He'll just claim that those clips are "taken out of kahntext" when he sees them and is called out, though.

  • @C.S-sj9uf
    @C.S-sj9uf Місяць тому +25

    Poor Phillip, Radahn must be lactose intolerant , because he isn't letting Philbert cheese his way to victory.

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 Місяць тому +48

    Phil has this uncanny ability to suck at everything he tries. It's almost a gift

  • @mikewinslow4628
    @mikewinslow4628 Місяць тому +80

    why did he abandon his strategy of heaviest armor and biggest shield? the only way he will ever beat difficult bosses in this game is when the dodge button is entirely neglected.

    • @omegaweapon116
      @omegaweapon116 Місяць тому +17

      Exactly. He has no business trying to fight this boss without a shield

    • @deathdanish
      @deathdanish Місяць тому +20

      Because he can't even use block correctly. He is addicted to spamming heavies and AoW's with huge total duration, so when he needs to block he's stuck in a recovery animation. He then proceeds to blame t he game for dropping his block input, despite him being literally incapable of blocking at that moment because he over-commits.Same thing when he tries to drink the Sunny-D. He goes to sip at an awful time, then complains that he can't dodge when he put himself in the flask animation.

    • @cod3n4m36
      @cod3n4m36 Місяць тому +6

      @@deathdanish He has an obsession with healing right in the bosses' face and then complain that he gets hit.

  • @Clamfaced
    @Clamfaced Місяць тому +105

    Someone needs to make a compilation of DSP explaining Elden Ring's story.

    • @alpaca_picnic
      @alpaca_picnic Місяць тому +2

      second this

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ Місяць тому +12

      Does he still think the whole DLC is a dream or did he wise up ? 😂

    • @Clamfaced
      @Clamfaced Місяць тому +9

      @@Ron_Jambo_ Still thinks its a dream and something to do with aliens

    • @risefm001
      @risefm001 Місяць тому +3

      He's in it for the lore, dood.

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ Місяць тому +1

      @@Clamfaced LMAO I didn't know about the alien part 😂 was screaming at my scream when he went "it's a dream, right ? It must be a dream" when the game EXPLICITELY tells you it's the afterlife 😭

  • @Mr.V-7
    @Mr.V-7 Місяць тому +24

    "i'M NoT tOUcHIng The ConTRollEr" Strange how the guy stopped rolling after he let go.

  • @sunbreakerqueenofbronze621
    @sunbreakerqueenofbronze621 Місяць тому +31

    “I WASN’T EVEN TOUCHING THE CONTROLLER!”
    Yeah, that’s why you died.

  • @ferrousgolem1
    @ferrousgolem1 Місяць тому +60

    Holy shit, watching him stare up at the sky at 20:10 when the boss does his dive and just eat all 4(?) hits without even dodging. That's pure gold.

    • @ReyCardo
      @ReyCardo Місяць тому +6

      I never even noticed that there 5 mini nukes total with that move. Four holy projectiles and then he dives. So that’s why it’s better to just run…holy shit lol

    • @kobe24isgod
      @kobe24isgod Місяць тому +11

      It's hilarious. And afterwards, he has the balls to say "i even drink the flask that absorb damage and still kills me anyway" like did he not know the flask only absorbs one hit and it's the 3 follow up that killed him.

    • @Velourium
      @Velourium Місяць тому +5

      I wonder what he thought was going to happen

    • @OgSenseiAce
      @OgSenseiAce Місяць тому +1

      💀💀💀💀💀

    • @hindae085
      @hindae085 Місяць тому +1

      He genuinely thought that one Physick component would eat it all. It eats 1 attack. The meteor attack is like 5 massive attacks lmao

  • @WASD-MVME
    @WASD-MVME Місяць тому +39

    If anybody dropped the inputs it was the bankruptcy court

  • @saturn580
    @saturn580 Місяць тому +38

    19:52 Phil had the fight won then just stood still and took an orbital strike to the face. 🤣

    • @JumpCancelCombo
      @JumpCancelCombo Місяць тому +13

      Not by choice, the dodge input was dropped

    • @risefm001
      @risefm001 Місяць тому +9

      OMG hahahaha I just saw this! He just STOOD there and did NOTHING "I don't know. You tell me." Maybe try - on I don' t know.........MOVING?

    • @MultiZernez
      @MultiZernez Місяць тому +6

      i think someone told him he can jump it which is even more funny

    • @Euphorix099
      @Euphorix099 Місяць тому

      He took a defensive potion too 😂😂😂

  • @ThiagoHaomaru
    @ThiagoHaomaru Місяць тому +36

    Taking this long while having all the dlc upgrades and being handhold to the most boring ass builds possible is something else dude.

  • @crazyworld54321
    @crazyworld54321 Місяць тому +56

    Who would have thought that just hoof mashing your way through a game is a bad idea? Not Fill.

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx Місяць тому +12

      Because it always eventually works. That RNG he claims to hate so much is the reason he eventually gets through these games. The stars will eventually align and he'll stumble into the victory circle eventually.
      EDIT: "eventually" was used 4 times so you know it's serious business

    • @lapiscenturion
      @lapiscenturion Місяць тому

      @ForeverLaxx didn't work with ludwig the accursed and the holy blade

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx Місяць тому +1

      @@lapiscenturion He just didn't run his head into it long enough, though part of DSP's 'tism to get out of things he hates is to claim that DLC content isn't required content for completing the game. So if he can't brute force something optional and it's not a point of stubborn, misplaced pride for him, he'll give up while claiming victory anyway.

  • @bargaintuesday812
    @bargaintuesday812 Місяць тому +21

    He gets more and more detestable every day. Somehow, beyond all reason. It blows my mind he has even a single legitimate fan. They must hate themselves.

    • @SarahsKnight0
      @SarahsKnight0 Місяць тому +6

      I've just assumed that he somehow found the very few people in the world who have a humiliation fetish, to come into his streams as fans.

    • @cristianbasaez2850
      @cristianbasaez2850 Місяць тому

      For me it's insane anyone giving money to streamers. It's faaaaar more insane to give money to this clown who complains every minute on every fucking Game, ohhh My inputs, Jesus christ.

  • @amyford2971
    @amyford2971 Місяць тому +38

    Poor Phil. First his joystick was dropping so many inputs he had to break his old one and get - ahem a kind supporter donated - a new more expensive joystick for the only fighting game he actually plays. Now his ps5 controller is dropping inputs in Elden Ring. Bless.

  • @Leawsome9
    @Leawsome9 Місяць тому +13

    He does know he is the only person saying that Elden Ring is dropping his Inputs

    • @Idea_of_Lustre
      @Idea_of_Lustre Місяць тому +1

      He’s not, to be fair. ER does eat inputs occasionally (keyword occasionally), but with how bad this guy is, I wouldn’t be surprised if all of his "dropped inputs" are just player error.

  • @jordan20910
    @jordan20910 Місяць тому +17

    Imagine trying to support and cheer DSP up and all he says back is "This means nothing, I'm already dead"

  • @Arinisonfire
    @Arinisonfire Місяць тому +20

    Its really so appropriate that he chose to use the old man voice on his character. That pathetic "WUUAAAAAHHHH" scream is perfectly indicative of Phil's entire attitude towards any game that offers him an ounce of challenge

  • @Ouroboros619
    @Ouroboros619 Місяць тому +19

    Sadly, Radahn fell. But at least he gave one hell of a performance and didn't die quickly to Piggy's cheese.

  • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
    @PenguinWithInternetAccess Місяць тому +28

    Well, good show Radahn you sit among the greatest fromsoft detractors with Guardian ape and Champion Gundyr

    • @hindae085
      @hindae085 Місяць тому +2

      Radahn World Order

    • @RobertTarlow
      @RobertTarlow Місяць тому

      @@hindae085Malenia: Hey Phil, since I obliterated you 2 years ago and this year you cheese me. I’ll let you handle against my two brothers(Radahn and Miquella)mopped the floor on you😂😂😂

  • @davidgregory2434
    @davidgregory2434 Місяць тому +16

    For a guy that leaves his house 56 times a year it clearly shows

  • @Amadeus_
    @Amadeus_ Місяць тому +11

    THE GAME KEEPS DROPPING MY INPUTS!!!!!
    -says this about literally every single game-

  • @TimothyGod
    @TimothyGod Місяць тому +26

    4:00 Whoa no way, You're telling me that the enemies you fight aren't always going to use the same moves over and over again? So you have to use your eyes and watch what they're doing in order to counteract their attacks? No way, unbelievable
    /S

  • @venom_snake1984
    @venom_snake1984 Місяць тому +16

    He does this with every single game. He is a meme at this point! 😂

  • @honeydarlinggaming9156
    @honeydarlinggaming9156 Місяць тому +21

    15:09. "See the wall fucked me again." Yeah damn phil. When did that wall get there. How dare it sneak up on you like that. bugged wall mechanics dude.

  • @restlesscow2137
    @restlesscow2137 Місяць тому +17

    Sorry, didnt he say that this boss wasnt that hard.? 🤣🤣

    • @f1av0rflave
      @f1av0rflave Місяць тому

      The boss really isn't hard dood. It's just all the OP moves that the boss does that are hard dood

  • @Har1eywood
    @Har1eywood Місяць тому +10

    "I had the flask on that absorbs a hit and i STILL died instantly!" Well its too bad that he (checks notes) hit you more than once

  • @doishooligan
    @doishooligan Місяць тому +17

    Gee, I wonder why Phil can't get new viewers.

  • @BigAng84
    @BigAng84 Місяць тому +33

    Can someone get Phil's channel shut down permanently?

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Місяць тому +5

      teamUA-cam, but on elons network. they actually reply if you have proof

    • @rustyrocket666
      @rustyrocket666 Місяць тому +5

      ​​@@dertythegrower all we need is "proof" bro is self snitching on himself every stream we been had proof 😂

    • @11Christys11
      @11Christys11 Місяць тому +1

      He should be banned for the way he talks to people. He’s a bully

    • @_CrimsonBlade
      @_CrimsonBlade Місяць тому +5

      He’s never getting taken down don’t even waste your time go do something productive instead

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx Місяць тому +1

      Why? You want the salt to stop? He's just an asshole and being an asshole isn't channel-deletion worthy.
      You weens need to figure this out sooner rather than later.

  • @rebel1608
    @rebel1608 Місяць тому +13

    "The wall got me x80" THEN STAY AWAY FROM THE WALL MY DUDE

  • @slow_dancer45
    @slow_dancer45 Місяць тому +39

    Every single boss in this dlc has been cheesed and he's bragged about how good he is and everyone sucks. So nothing makes me more happy than watching him get clowned on by Radahn and eat is own words.

    • @Capel360
      @Capel360 Місяць тому +3

      Malenia harder though 😂😂😂

    • @larcrimosalindarattana7113
      @larcrimosalindarattana7113 Місяць тому +3

      ​@@Capel360 lol yes atleast he doesn't have a move like bullsheet dance malenia

    • @kevinwashington90210
      @kevinwashington90210 Місяць тому +3

      It’s even better knowing that he’s trying to cheese the boss with his current weapon now but they patched the bleed proc bug on it, so he’s not going to get the cheese he thinks he’s doing 😂

    • @larcrimosalindarattana7113
      @larcrimosalindarattana7113 Місяць тому +2

      @@kevinwashington90210 that's weapon is still good but have to change a tactic

    • @Idea_of_Lustre
      @Idea_of_Lustre Місяць тому

      @@larcrimosalindarattana7113I mean, the jump into quintuple lightspeed clone attack is pretty wack.

  • @boswelldoddler5235
    @boswelldoddler5235 Місяць тому +43

    He is the first person I've ever heard on youtube complaining about "input ques" for this game. He 100% fat fingers the buttons.

    • @Benzinilinguine
      @Benzinilinguine Місяць тому +3

      It's startup lag and end lag on his spammed fatrolls I think, the game will seemingly "roll when he has stopped clicking" because he clicked it and doesn't recognize those animations even exist. Probably.

    • @Furionic696
      @Furionic696 Місяць тому

      Its input queuing what phils referring to is when he is attacking a boss and gets hit he will then use the dodge button but expects the dodge to be absorbed by the hit however Elden Ring stores the roll until the player can act again which often leads to being striked and having your character roll into another strike because the timing of the roll is bad, phil doesnt have much if any genuine complaint but hes right about ER having a dogshit input system the window it will use to buffer an action you no longer want to perform is massive compared to all other fromsoft titles

    • @uhtred7860
      @uhtred7860 Місяць тому +1

      Plus he's a total unco, always mashing the buttons at the wrong time.😆

  • @deadexo-3
    @deadexo-3 Місяць тому +12

    Lol, this is the life he deserves. Not even making the Tier 1 tips goal, making 0 progress for HOURS.

  • @soapkiller3239
    @soapkiller3239 Місяць тому +51

    Bro dies to first phase radahn he gotta retire

    • @hawtdawg3823
      @hawtdawg3823 Місяць тому +9

      He wasn’t touching the controller

    • @crazyworld54321
      @crazyworld54321 Місяць тому +10

      The game was cheating dood. *KAHMAHN!*

    • @MrMimicMonster
      @MrMimicMonster Місяць тому +1

      It's not his fault he just keeps missing

    • @theyo9619
      @theyo9619 Місяць тому +4

      @@MrMimicMonsterfr can’t believe his inputs didn’t come out

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ Місяць тому +2

      Radhan is a scrub pattern player playing a top-tier character dood

  • @jhoacus
    @jhoacus Місяць тому +7

    The manchild of a thousand excuses, the one that has not produce anything of worth, is calling lazy to the people of Fromsoftware

  • @jebus571
    @jebus571 Місяць тому +6

    How does Khat sit in that house all night...Listening to her 42yr old husband whine like a teenager in the other room over a videogame and think to herself "That's my man, that's the man I married. I'm so proud."

    • @enigmaticheart666
      @enigmaticheart666 Місяць тому +2

      Khet gets free room and board and all the liquor and doordash she wants, she doesn't give a FUCK what happens with phail or how he acts lmao, they're room mates

  • @dceasedbrickfan74
    @dceasedbrickfan74 Місяць тому +29

    I was there for this. He didn’t ban anyone & I called him out over & over. What a donkey. Told him at the end to never play another FromSoft game if he hates them so much.

    • @_CrimsonBlade
      @_CrimsonBlade Місяць тому +5

      You’re so cool get this fromtard a cookie

    • @dceasedbrickfan74
      @dceasedbrickfan74 Місяць тому +14

      @@_CrimsonBlade awwww, a DSP fan, huh? Don’t forget to tip, sweetie.

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx Місяць тому +9

      Wow dood, you were in Phil's chat? How much money did you throw at him?

    • @williamjarvis3295
      @williamjarvis3295 Місяць тому +3

      ​@@_CrimsonBladesince you're clearly a dsp fanboy, please educate us on why you're a fan of someone who's an objectively shitty person, is objectively unfunny and is objectively boring at everything he does

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ Місяць тому +2

      ​@@ForeverLaxxYou must be new here, please don't embarass yourself like that.

  • @thebrain1088
    @thebrain1088 Місяць тому +11

    I love that he keeps getting older in these titles lmfao

  • @ZeroReaper42
    @ZeroReaper42 Місяць тому +8

    I think what's really sad about Phil winning against Radahn is he doesn't show happiness and excitement during that part.
    He doesn't even seem relieved or glad he put the time in to beat him.
    He just has that same expression of indifference, nods, and moves on.
    He really doesn't care anymore.

  • @Darthmufin
    @Darthmufin Місяць тому +17

    "Shut up about scrubby pattern play its not funny" oh on the contrary phil, if this was street fighter you would be blaming the eldin ring boss of mashing jab 100% which makes it all the more funny. Especially when you claim your inputs are being dropped exactly like street fighter.

    • @TheMoreIncredibleGrimlock
      @TheMoreIncredibleGrimlock Місяць тому +1

      Consort Radahn is such a scrubby online flowchart character! Every move he does is safe, dood! His super never whiffs!

  • @fugoo8912
    @fugoo8912 Місяць тому +6

    He’s been in even less control of his emotions lately. More so than usual.

  • @sonarbuge
    @sonarbuge Місяць тому +6

    every time he dies you hear a new excuse it’s incredible

  • @leonkennedylk18
    @leonkennedylk18 Місяць тому +9

    If only Radahns connection was better, game wouldnt drop his inputs. Nothing he could do man.

  • @cutebloom
    @cutebloom Місяць тому +6

    Not even saying “You got this phil” is safe in dsp chat 😭😭😭

    • @Iamatroll56
      @Iamatroll56 Місяць тому

      Nothing is safe in his chat

    • @DiscoFinalBoss
      @DiscoFinalBoss Місяць тому

      @@Iamatroll56lol even not saying anything is safe

    • @Iamatroll56
      @Iamatroll56 Місяць тому

      @@DiscoFinalBoss yeah lol

  • @D0UGLA5.F
    @D0UGLA5.F Місяць тому +7

    Hates pattern play or whatever he calls it in SF6 but wants the bosses of Eldenring to use a pattern. Pick one excuse and stick with it Phil.

  • @nunyabizniss3451
    @nunyabizniss3451 Місяць тому +6

    60 blames a second

  • @Vibechecks
    @Vibechecks Місяць тому +4

    You can just tell he’s more focused on tips than the actual boss fight, it would explain the over the top frustration

  • @CasualRacerRed
    @CasualRacerRed Місяць тому +17

    65 year old streamer refuses to retire 😂

  • @elmangodefuego5526
    @elmangodefuego5526 Місяць тому +15

    Salty bacon cooked extra EXTRA crispy by holy light ☀️ 🥓 🐖 Damn dropped inputs and pattern play dood 🐽 *SNORT*

  • @The-fk5ed
    @The-fk5ed Місяць тому +7

    is the thing he always says about "im not touching the controller" just him not understanding how input queueing works when he's mashing roll? I genuinely don't understand what he's complaining about

  • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
    @PenguinWithInternetAccess Місяць тому +10

    I wonder how many tries it would have taken him if he kept going on the jump attack stuff and didn't get backseated by chat to use the bloodfiend arm lol

  • @ForeverLaxx
    @ForeverLaxx Місяць тому +10

    "He's never done that before!"
    Yes, DSP. Keep showing the world that you think every game must do the expected action 100% of the time so you can "learn how to counter" it. For a guy that loves to rage about how he's so great at reacting to 7 frame startup moves in fighting games (it just always drops his input, dude), he sure does get mad over an attack that takes more than a full second to reach him.

    • @TimothyGod
      @TimothyGod Місяць тому

      Ironically if he played a game with Kingdom Hearts 3, The super bosses in that game would absolutely do what he's thinking. Which is my one slight complaint about the endgame fights in that one,

  • @dragonlord83
    @dragonlord83 Місяць тому +6

    Why is it that every game this dude plays drops his damn inputs? Come on developers do better.

  • @papayer
    @papayer Місяць тому +6

    DSP trying to refute Einstein's definition of madness is one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen him do.
    _'I'm not doing it over and over expecting different results, I'm doing it over and over expecting it to work'_ that's why your life is the way it is, bud.

  • @darrylwoodbury
    @darrylwoodbury Місяць тому +12

    Ah yes, the usual "Dropping muh inputs" excuse for being a terrible gamer.

  • @CloakofAuron
    @CloakofAuron Місяць тому +8

    "You tell me, I'm dodging with the exact same timing as before..."
    Yes, I can tell. YOU KEEP ROLLING TOO EARLY, YOU DOLT.

  • @Connorita91
    @Connorita91 Місяць тому +2

    DSP seems to be the ONLY person in existence who inputs the absolute correct buttons but every single game he plays refuses to register them.

  • @Sauron_the_god-king
    @Sauron_the_god-king Місяць тому +76

    Is he actually 65 or is that an exaggeration? Because if he is, wow! Once a loser, always a loser!

    • @ChickenRooster007
      @ChickenRooster007 Місяць тому +70

      He’s 42 but gin and salt make him look 65

    • @DSPTriesItMemology101
      @DSPTriesItMemology101  Місяць тому +124

      Physique - 65
      Mentally - 10
      actual age - 42

    • @DrunkDoglol
      @DrunkDoglol Місяць тому +21

      @@ChickenRooster007 Yep! That's why he hides behind his crappy 480p camera and why he stopped making UA-cam Shorts. Just watch any of his UA-cam shorts to see how bad he truly looks.

    • @ChickenRooster007
      @ChickenRooster007 Місяць тому +7

      @@DrunkDoglolthanks buddy. Been following Phil since 2016 unfortunately lol 🎉

    • @Sauron_the_god-king
      @Sauron_the_god-king Місяць тому +3

      @@ChickenRooster007 ah, that makes a lot of sense! Thanks for explaining that to me man!

  • @youtubeletmeintoyoutube4580
    @youtubeletmeintoyoutube4580 Місяць тому +12

    Lmao at him admitting he loses to Radahn in about 15-25 seconds a try

  • @TheGameCapsule
    @TheGameCapsule Місяць тому +3

    125 year old man legally blind continues to get beaten by Radahn and yells at people because he believe he's playing to a live studio audience on the Tonight Show.

  • @Thanatos9029
    @Thanatos9029 Місяць тому +5

    Miquella: I promise you.. a thou-....oh, I don't want someone like you

  • @Phantom.Gaming64
    @Phantom.Gaming64 Місяць тому +3

    You sure Phil has no brain damage? He wants people to talk to him, but when they do, he yells at them to shut up. I just don't understand why his viewers tolerate this kind of behavior. If I was a paying supporter giving him money, only to get yelled at, I'd tell him to piss off and leave.

  • @daniels.6500
    @daniels.6500 Місяць тому +15

    24:29
    Yes Phil, please, by all means, do it. You'll actually do something good for once.

    • @magellan107
      @magellan107 Місяць тому +4

      'here lies phil. he did everything correct and did nothing wrong. nothing he could do'

  • @milkinobama8160
    @milkinobama8160 Місяць тому +28

    *mashes button and then gets shocked when the player does a follow attack*

  • @UltimaterializerX
    @UltimaterializerX Місяць тому +2

    He’s now getting mad at people cheering him on? What a horrible person.

  • @zentazym1
    @zentazym1 Місяць тому +18

    Man DSP is kinda like the Donald Trump of video gaming
    1. Blames everything but himself for his problems
    2. Convinced he’s good at his craft despite a long line of failures
    3. Pathologically lies, seemingly to protect his own ego
    4. Survived numerous controversies that would end the career of anyone else
    5. Tax issues
    6. Using donated money to pay for tax issues
    7. Somehow they look the same age despite a 40 year difference
    8. Allegedly had relations with a sex worker (though I think Phil’s was actually disproven if I recall right)
    9. Impotent rage!
    10. Significant others clearly only in it for the money as otherwise how could they stand or be attracted to that crybaby attitude

    • @user-ne5lm8vo1c
      @user-ne5lm8vo1c Місяць тому +8

      Not even trying to be political but when you list it out the parallels are staggering

    • @Tammy-nl4lp
      @Tammy-nl4lp Місяць тому +6

      Trump: “I did nothing wrong, and they indicted me!”
      DSP: “I did nothing wrong, and he still hit me!”

    • @GloriaHeadly
      @GloriaHeadly Місяць тому

      He also has an oddly passionate fanbase and anyone even mildly critical of him is a hater, just like the Don

    • @DylanBurgor
      @DylanBurgor Місяць тому

      I’m pretty sure DSP blamed his financial problems on “the deep state” at some point in time lol

    • @craigcollins7113
      @craigcollins7113 Місяць тому

      More like Biden or gaming cuz he senile and ruin country 🤣

  • @Vikernes445
    @Vikernes445 Місяць тому +8

    Philbert unhinged! Save the pig!

  • @KingDDDuke
    @KingDDDuke Місяць тому +6

    Aw, I thought DSP would be 112 years old by the end of this playthrough.

  • @LilyTheNecromancer
    @LilyTheNecromancer Місяць тому +4

    He just can't handle a loss in anything.

  • @rebel4466
    @rebel4466 Місяць тому +4

    Elden Ring combined with < $10 in tips would be epic

  • @nexusgalaxy9249
    @nexusgalaxy9249 Місяць тому +7

    Elden Ring Boss RADAHN OBLITERATES ManchildsydePhil Flawlessly

  • @thatONEmachine
    @thatONEmachine Місяць тому +2

    "You guys realize that by the time you say encouraging shit, I'm already dead, right?" If only if only. He is such an awful person...

  • @expert___
    @expert___ Місяць тому +5

    3:25 boss gives him 20+ frames to react and dodge and he still manages to die somehow lol

  • @planetzdr
    @planetzdr Місяць тому +6

    He is using the most broken weapon in the DLC and he is overleveled at around 200 RL. And yet he is struggling big time. Like how can someone be this bad with this big of an advantage? Also lol’d hard as shiet when he got pissy at people saying, “you got this” because there is a delay. Like how can you get pissy over people cheering you on?

    • @SG-qi5jg
      @SG-qi5jg Місяць тому

      Lvl has nothing do to with it, how much scadutree fragments did he have

    • @planetzdr
      @planetzdr Місяць тому +1

      @@SG-qi5jg uh yeah lvl still matters. He has what looks like an 80 vigor or so health bar and lots of endurance. You can’t viably have that at the average 125-150 lvl. He can tank way more hits than most can at the same Scadutree lvl. And I believe he was at 17 Skibidi toilet tree fragments so he has no excuse for playing so poorly.

    • @euphoricpoptarts
      @euphoricpoptarts Місяць тому

      @@planetzdrAverage level 125-150? Wtf are you talking about? This isn’t DS1, idk how anyone would be less than 180 minimum by the end of the DLC. I did one NG playthrough of the main game + DLC completing all content and was lvl 245 without ever farming runes. Do you just walk off a cliff every time you have enough to level up? I seriously don’t understand how you could be such a low level unless you are intentionally handicapping yourself.

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ Місяць тому +3

      ​@@euphoricpoptartsI call skill issue. I've beaten the DLC at RL 148, just take your L, admit that you aren'r so good at the game and STOP DEFENDING DSP.
      You should realize you are in the wrong the second you agree with him.

    • @planetzdr
      @planetzdr Місяць тому

      @@euphoricpoptarts I beat the DLC at RL 125 as well as 140 on a NG character for both. I was intentionally capping myself at those levels yes. I would have been around 180-200 if I didn’t. That is way too over leveled so the DLC would have been a boring cake walk at those levels.

  • @RadicalJawzFunnyMoments
    @RadicalJawzFunnyMoments Місяць тому +6

    87 year old streamer scrubby flow chart pattern play

  • @AHPMB
    @AHPMB Місяць тому +1

    “The wall screwed me.” No Phil that would be your complete lack of situational awareness.

  • @eviled33
    @eviled33 Місяць тому +2

    I hear Phil tried to pay his taxes by pressing jump+R2

  • @facundovera3227
    @facundovera3227 Місяць тому +4

    I have a message for the Elden Ring community, so being level 137 means you have a build, but if you're level 150 you stop having a build? Those 13 levels is where you draw the line? We people are kind of a joke sometimes.

  • @Benzinilinguine
    @Benzinilinguine Місяць тому +2

    "Maybe it's me who sucks" will never come out of his mouth, will it?

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ Місяць тому

      Only if it's followed by "No, it's the game devs who are stupid !"

    • @facundovera3227
      @facundovera3227 Місяць тому +1

      He was _this_ close to admitting that during the Black Flame Kindred fight.

  • @charlesfloyd1347
    @charlesfloyd1347 Місяць тому +1

    Man, when he remarks 'I might try parrying next, that might be fun' as if that is a viable option, I lost it

  • @innocentorphan1213
    @innocentorphan1213 Місяць тому +2

    So in a shocking plot twist, after all that talk about parrying the final boss and wasting time finding a buckler and gloating to people questioning him "Dude I play street fighter I know how to parry nuhuhuh", he never even tried and just spammed one move as usual.

  • @Cevanth
    @Cevanth Місяць тому +1

    I watched his entire DLC journey, and he always had someone telling him what to do at every step he took in the DLC. They told him what weapons to max out, what ashes of war to use, what amulets to combine to make the build work, and what kind of armor he should use for every boss in the game.
    He can't finish a single game without someone telling him what to do. He did this with Armored Core 6 and, for a more recent example, Stardew Valley. He always has ONE GUY telling him in detail where everything is.
    He's truly pathetic.

  • @NekkoTheOdd
    @NekkoTheOdd Місяць тому +13

    imagine getting mad at people for cheering you on...

  • @vergil_vt
    @vergil_vt Місяць тому +4

    60 excuses per second.

  • @xanax6008
    @xanax6008 Місяць тому +3

    this "definition of madness" shtick is a good example of why you shouldn't tell your children they're funny if they aren't