Everything is Samuel L. Jackson's Fault

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  • @milascave2
    @milascave2 5 років тому +2922

    My son learned the metric system because he saw you in "Pulp Fiction!" Now he runs an import and export business. Thanks, Samuel L. Jackson!

    • @dewaunwarren1
      @dewaunwarren1 5 років тому +17

      That sounds like a good thing

    • @milascave2
      @milascave2 5 років тому +16

      @@dewaunwarren1 It is!

    • @milascave2
      @milascave2 5 років тому +25

      @@Matthew_Fog Sorry, but no, not for real. It was a joke.

    • @jimalemartinez
      @jimalemartinez 5 років тому

      Lol FACTS 💯

    • @Sergio-fu7mv
      @Sergio-fu7mv 5 років тому +4

      In America we use the imperial system. Long live the USA. Best country on earth. ✊🏼🇺🇸

  • @errorcode99
    @errorcode99 10 років тому +21012

    My son is black because of you Samuel L. Jackson!

    • @TrustATinOwl
      @TrustATinOwl 9 років тому +637

      I'm disappointed that wasn't a line in the video.

    • @multismashify
      @multismashify 9 років тому +189

      Kai Keeper I believe you've cracked the case, Holmes.

    • @Toru_01
      @Toru_01 9 років тому +79

      Thanks dude. You made my day.

    • @juffurey
      @juffurey 9 років тому +36

      Riley Kard how do you know that they didn't steal his semen?

    • @frtard
      @frtard 9 років тому +30

      juffurey Yeah, Nedry could have stole the wrong samples...

  • @Th3Shrike
    @Th3Shrike 7 років тому +5113

    "that wasnt even me! that was Morgan Freeman!" most glorious line Samual L. Jacksons ever

    • @juansalcido2037
      @juansalcido2037 5 років тому +29

      well fuck you anyway jajajajajaja

    • @TheSaryne
      @TheSaryne 5 років тому +26

      That really made me laugh out loud.

    • @The482075
      @The482075 5 років тому +42

      People confuse Samuel with Lawrence for some reason. Lawrence is stoic and never raises his voice. Samuel is angry in a comedic way.

    • @jimijamesjowitt
      @jimijamesjowitt 5 років тому +40

      Are you sure it wasnt Denzel Fishburne?

    • @BeezOne84
      @BeezOne84 5 років тому +20

      @@jimijamesjowitt I thought it was Will Washington

  • @markparkinson6947
    @markparkinson6947 3 роки тому +2909

    "YOU LET YOUR KID WATCH DJANGO?!"
    Gets me every time. 🤣

    • @mattw6399
      @mattw6399 3 роки тому +49

      I watched DJANGO as a kid, and many other things I shouldn't have, but my parents had told me about place and times for things.

    • @markparkinson6947
      @markparkinson6947 3 роки тому +4

      @@mattw6399 Like what?

    • @isweartofuckinggod
      @isweartofuckinggod 3 роки тому +11

      My sister had a friend in early elementary school who's favorite movie was Chucky.

    • @carloslopezortega3327
      @carloslopezortega3327 3 роки тому +4

      What.

    • @markparkinson6947
      @markparkinson6947 3 роки тому +5

      @@isweartofuckinggod Nice!

  • @gertigegollari2456
    @gertigegollari2456 5 років тому +4468

    "You let your kid watch Django?"
    -Samuel L. Jackson

    • @ComicBookGuy420
      @ComicBookGuy420 5 років тому +62

      Yes, yes I did😈

    • @thc4825
      @thc4825 5 років тому +62

      Lmao the white guys face tho when he said that

    • @ComicBookGuy420
      @ComicBookGuy420 5 років тому +44

      @jmarks881 Django was a masterpiece of violence

    • @ragileksbean
      @ragileksbean 4 роки тому +23

      Yes i do! ...
      And Hentai to..

    • @TOM15555555
      @TOM15555555 4 роки тому +4

      He’s correct that was a crazy 😜 movie 🎥 with Samuel Jackson and the cast Django R rating for the Kid 🧒

  • @forkspoon4904
    @forkspoon4904 6 років тому +7485

    Because of you, Samuel L. Jackson, my son can't find his supersuit

  • @nttiv7725
    @nttiv7725 8 років тому +2733

    "My nicknames Gator and I smoke Crack"
    "You've seen Jungle fever"
    "No I just like Crack"
    Lmao

    • @BayuAH
      @BayuAH 8 років тому +84

      Thank you very much for the transcript!

    • @vodoumyers
      @vodoumyers 3 роки тому +9

      This shit will never get old😆

    • @SS-xo5iz
      @SS-xo5iz 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @MF-Rell
      @MF-Rell 2 роки тому +2

      Gator was the first Nikka I saw do the Harlem shake. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @acb723
      @acb723 2 роки тому +1

      " welcome..TO DA TAJMAHAI" 😎😎

  • @theiammike123
    @theiammike123 2 роки тому +465

    *"But if my picture's on the poster, **_MAAAAYBE_** your kid shouldn't watch it!!!"*
    Straight up facts.

    • @donnadaisy333
      @donnadaisy333 2 роки тому +1

      True

    • @JD92205
      @JD92205 2 роки тому +5

      Okay kids, incredibles isn’t a movie you should watch

    • @destroyerblackdragon
      @destroyerblackdragon Рік тому

      So, no kid should watch the Incredibles or Turbo. The latter goes without saying.

    • @theiammike123
      @theiammike123 Рік тому +1

      @@destroyerblackdragon um, he did said "maybe"

    • @jurassic_benjamin106
      @jurassic_benjamin106 2 місяці тому

      @@JD92205he isn’t on the poster, it’s just the family

  • @teddyadonia
    @teddyadonia 5 років тому +2606

    *My son scared of saying "what" because of you !*
    damn you Samuel L. Jackson!

    • @shockfang2239
      @shockfang2239 5 років тому +85

      SAY WHAT AGAIN!!!!

    • @shockfang2239
      @shockfang2239 5 років тому +3

      @Olaide Oyetade idk ivr only seen that scene
      Nit the movie yet

    • @desiderata6048
      @desiderata6048 4 роки тому +14

      Not any country I've ever heard of....

    • @stas_fri3124
      @stas_fri3124 4 роки тому

      Whaskdbdldnslsksnsksbsb.. ......... .. . . .... ....

    • @Werhgrjdtvrykum
      @Werhgrjdtvrykum 4 роки тому +16

      @@shockfang2239 DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT!?!

  • @ShFred
    @ShFred 5 років тому +6362

    *That wasn't even me!*
    *That was Morgan Freeman!*
    I laughed so hard I got nauseated.

  • @CanadaDan1971
    @CanadaDan1971 4 роки тому +1181

    My daughter saw you in the Avengers and now whenever I ask her if she’s done her chores she replies, “I heard your order, but given that it is a stupid order I have elected to ignore it!”

  • @thomastaylor8910
    @thomastaylor8910 3 роки тому +122

    Samuel L Jackson actually helped me get over my stutter. After hearing that he cursed so much in the beginning of his career to get through his stutter, I tried and learned how to overcome it

  • @marcalbert674
    @marcalbert674 5 років тому +1283

    "My son was attacked by a shark because he saw you in deep blue sea" WTF xD

  • @bananamuncher741
    @bananamuncher741 5 років тому +5573

    *_Because of you Samuel L. Jackson, my son watches hentai too_*

    • @tumadrev598
      @tumadrev598 5 років тому +106

      I didnt read the thank you in that comment 👀

    • @ellaew6
      @ellaew6 5 років тому +150

      Your son is a man of culture 👍

    • @jetrickgordo4026
      @jetrickgordo4026 5 років тому +41

      Finally a comment I can completely comprehend.

    • @NRX25
      @NRX25 5 років тому +27

      It's art.

    • @HenriRegnaultUserpage
      @HenriRegnaultUserpage 5 років тому +30

      i was loosing faith to find creativity in this comment section. But you... my friend... are the one.

  • @stevenfriedman2902
    @stevenfriedman2902 8 років тому +3013

    He was Nick Fury in Marvel movies so my son cut out his own eye!!!

    • @Mesergschmidt
      @Mesergschmidt 8 років тому +38

      naaah that's the reason he was born without one eye ;)

    • @crunch1757
      @crunch1757 7 років тому +9

      but nick fury jr. had his eye torn out he didn't rip it out

    • @zeeshanmukhtiar5241
      @zeeshanmukhtiar5241 7 років тому +1

      Steven Friedman I know his acting was so bad I wanted to poke my eyes too

    • @SoupDumpling_
      @SoupDumpling_ 6 років тому

      HAHAHA

    • @marksmales2204
      @marksmales2204 6 років тому

      LOL

  • @ivanvrkljan1056
    @ivanvrkljan1056 3 роки тому +294

    I blame Samuel L. Jackson for giving me the best childhood ever, thank you Samuel.

  • @ThaBlkRainbow
    @ThaBlkRainbow 7 років тому +1726

    My son got eaten by a shark because you played in Deep Blue Sea,
    How is that my fault? LMAO

  • @jordan999fire
    @jordan999fire 4 роки тому +1697

    "MAYBE, IF I'M ON THE COVER, YOUR KIDS SHOULDN'T WATCH THE MOVIE!!!"
    *Disney did not like that*

    • @brandon1234
      @brandon1234 3 роки тому +19

      Winter soldier movie

    • @lwh2113
      @lwh2113 3 роки тому +22

      “This action will have consequences “

    • @jomo2483
      @jomo2483 3 роки тому +12

      Hahahaha, Goodbye Avengers paycheck

    • @Dargoneth
      @Dargoneth 3 роки тому +6

      @@brandon1234 To be honest, winter soldier is quite a brutal movie for being restricted to what? 12?

    • @jnnx
      @jnnx 3 роки тому +6

      @@brandon1234 That’s PG-13. What are you doing letting your kids watch a PG-13 movie?

  • @príncipe.s.a
    @príncipe.s.a 5 років тому +2618

    My son took of his eye because he saw you as nick fury Samuel L Jackson.

    • @davidfallows6153
      @davidfallows6153 5 років тому +36

      *off*

    • @nyacodm5887
      @nyacodm5887 5 років тому +22

      @@davidfallows6153 *Oof*

    • @The_Notorious_N.O.E.
      @The_Notorious_N.O.E. 5 років тому +12

      I believe Nick still has his eye it's just damaged and he can't see with it.

    • @Ihatemylife293
      @Ihatemylife293 5 років тому +3

      Matheus Portela hahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahaahhahahahahhahahahahahjajahahahahahha

    • @paperbox47akahouseofmadnes23
      @paperbox47akahouseofmadnes23 3 роки тому +11

      My son jumped off a building because he saw you in the other guys

  • @takaetono6773
    @takaetono6773 Рік тому +49

    I love how he said "that wasnt even me, it was Morgan Freeman!"
    Denzel Washington is just hilarious.

    • @naptime43x
      @naptime43x 2 місяці тому +4

      Thats not Denzel Washington, its Laurence Fishburne.

    • @darthdrawssometimes8451
      @darthdrawssometimes8451 26 днів тому +3

      ​@naptime43x that's not Laurence Fishburne, that's the All State guy.

  • @b.dalius5136
    @b.dalius5136 5 років тому +2033

    My son calls a cheese burger a royale with cheese now because he watched you in Pulp Fiction!

    • @GinoongVince
      @GinoongVince 5 років тому +31

      Isn't that a good thing? 😂

    • @b.dalius5136
      @b.dalius5136 5 років тому +24

      @@GinoongVince absolutely! Its such a damn good thing because of Samuel L Jackson!

    • @chillimack
      @chillimack 4 роки тому

      Me too tbh

    • @avenger25
      @avenger25 4 роки тому +26

      Actually it's a quarter pounder with cheese, not a cheeseburger.

    • @stephencook7337
      @stephencook7337 4 роки тому +11

      The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast! 😂

  • @petebegnell9480
    @petebegnell9480 6 років тому +653

    My son gave up being a paid killer & found god because he saw you in Pulp Fiction, Samuel Jackson..

    • @madnessbydesignVria
      @madnessbydesignVria 5 років тому +11

      Did he 'walk the Earth', like Cain in Kung Fu?

    • @zefanyalt5944
      @zefanyalt5944 5 років тому +8

      that's what you called divine intervention

    • @greatest_bumble_bee_dude
      @greatest_bumble_bee_dude 5 років тому +4

      The supernatural powers sent an angel came down and stopped those bullets so basically not only Jules can get a second chance so that they can save that bloke in the car from who knows what marcellus Wallace the mafia boss had planned

    • @cvf628
      @cvf628 5 років тому

      Not that much of a stretch.

    • @pedromelgarracine5068
      @pedromelgarracine5068 5 років тому

      @@zefanyalt5944 haha miracle acknowledged!

  • @BackwardAssassin
    @BackwardAssassin 8 років тому +483

    "That wasn't even me, that was Morgan Freeman!" LOL!!

    • @babbisp1
      @babbisp1 6 років тому +11

      "Well... fuck you anyway!"

  • @DeltaDanner
    @DeltaDanner 3 роки тому +98

    I like that it’s always “Samuel L. Jackson”. No one ever says “Leonardo W. DiCaprio” or “Denzel H. Washington Jr”

    • @rustygear447
      @rustygear447 3 роки тому +1

      @moimoi moi This cracks me up 😂🤣

    • @AJ--212
      @AJ--212 3 роки тому +4

      id be very surprised if someone called Sam L J 'Leonardo DiCaprio'

    • @calebsyswerda
      @calebsyswerda 3 роки тому +3

      I think it’s a Screen Actor’s Guild thing, for purposes of differentiation. Like Micheal B. Jordan being credited that way because Micheal Jordan was already a credited actor after Space Jam. There’s probably a lesser-known Samuel Jackson out there somewhere.

    • @centauri9458
      @centauri9458 3 роки тому +2

      Michael J Fox, two completely different types of comedians same middle initial 🤔 Imagine if SLJ had been in Back To The Future as Marty McFly

    • @StarkIller-df7gw
      @StarkIller-df7gw 6 місяців тому

      @@calebsyswerda It's a trade secret that I can't reveal to the public why he has the L just like the B in Michael B. Jordan & the J in Michael J. Fox. Revealing this secret will put my life in jeopardy! 😂🤣😂 No seriously that is funny but it's also true! 😂🤣😂

  • @mastermonkeyman34
    @mastermonkeyman34 8 років тому +836

    This is an accurate representation of modern parents

    • @Ayplus
      @Ayplus 7 років тому +6

      Harry Oldaker lmao. I get it now

    • @donnadaisy333
      @donnadaisy333 2 роки тому +4

      Damned straight!

    • @flatearthisahoax4030
      @flatearthisahoax4030 Рік тому +3

      My mom is like that. I remember in Kindergarten where I was playing with my neighbour friend's toy shotgun. My mom took it away and said that toy guns teaches kids to be violent. She also discouraged me from watching Tom and Jerry for the same reason. Oh lord 😂

    • @223ndog
      @223ndog 2 місяці тому

      They aren’t parents, they are friends.

    • @lewisgreen6722
      @lewisgreen6722 2 місяці тому +1

      Maybe in your country. Not most.

  • @reztra4157
    @reztra4157 9 років тому +3067

    "Because you're in shawshank redemption" XD laughed my ass off

    • @FunnyOrDie
      @FunnyOrDie  9 років тому +41

      +ReZ TRA Thanks for watching!

    • @joshjackson9664
      @joshjackson9664 9 років тому +3

      +Funny Or Die sweat dreams

    • @thechargeblade
      @thechargeblade 8 років тому +5

      i am crying tears becaude of that lmfao

    • @Greyshadow_17
      @Greyshadow_17 7 років тому +3

      I died of laughter there

    • @Austin-wh4yi
      @Austin-wh4yi 7 років тому +26

      The sad thing is, I also thought he was in that movie.

  • @JosephDickson
    @JosephDickson 6 років тому +472

    My kid saw Samuel L. Jackson in a Capital One commercial and now has crippling debt.

  • @clementnade972
    @clementnade972 3 роки тому +236

    "my son was attacked by a shark because he saw you in deep blue sea."
    I died laughing.
    And that's Samuel L Jackson's fault.

    • @hardcoreking52
      @hardcoreking52 2 роки тому +6

      Same here dude.
      "How's that even my fault?"

    • @lupinvash3
      @lupinvash3 2 роки тому +3

      Wait, are we sure it’s Samuel L Jackson? Maybe that snot nosed brat was thinking of Mario Van Peebles in Jaws The Revenge or Ernie Hudson in Shark Attack.

  • @Lyssebabz
    @Lyssebabz 6 років тому +2112

    i have a son which is in prison because he saw you in shawshank redemption

  • @futanarispaceelf2080
    @futanarispaceelf2080 9 років тому +636

    Me and my son watched Pulp Fiction and my son is now a retired hitman that believes in miracles!

    • @stephaniecruz187
      @stephaniecruz187 9 років тому +1

      Rape 😑

    • @carultch
      @carultch 9 років тому +19

      +Somebody Say Cake?
      At least he didn't become John Travolta's character. A hitman who leaves his own gun on his target's counter while using the bathroom, only to be shot to death by his target with his own gun.

    • @JiggSsaw
      @JiggSsaw 9 років тому +15

      +carultch That was probably Marsellus's gun, he got out to buy donuts and coffee and when Butch entered the house Vincent must have thought that Marsellus is back and that's why he didn't react to the sound of door opening.

    • @jclarkson1618
      @jclarkson1618 7 років тому

      JiggSsaw never thought of it like that

    • @Kickiusz
      @Kickiusz 7 років тому +1

      +JiggSsaw I don't think Marsellus Wallace, or any other mafia boss would personally show up on a job. He has people like Vincent to do dirty work for him. And he definitely had that attitude back when he was white.

  • @afro4640
    @afro4640 5 років тому +688

    Me: “My son saw Book of Eli, went blind and started roaming an apocalyptic wasteland hunting bandits with a white girl!”
    Sam: “That’s DENZEL WASHINGTON!”

    • @Pancakes4dindin
      @Pancakes4dindin 4 роки тому +7

      Token Black lmao

    • @MrSanteeclaus
      @MrSanteeclaus 4 роки тому +6

      Did he memorize the Bible also

    • @gmork1090
      @gmork1090 4 роки тому +8

      @@MrSanteeclaus Literally all of it. Like, word for word. In English and in braille.

    • @noname768397
      @noname768397 4 роки тому +3

      At least he memorized the Bible

    • @asyamrachannel6595
      @asyamrachannel6595 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao 😂😆😁

  • @AggressivelyLoving
    @AggressivelyLoving 3 роки тому +16

    Think about this: Probably no one, no person in the world ever, would be in a position to say "F you Samuel L Jackson" and then flip his burger. This scene is so unreal it's fascinating.

  • @SMAXZO
    @SMAXZO 7 років тому +450

    My kid watches the Incredibles...and now he can't find his super suit.

    • @CurtisLittlechild92
      @CurtisLittlechild92 6 років тому +4

      SMAXZO Fuck you Samuel L Jackson!

    • @AMuffler
      @AMuffler 6 років тому +4

      Someone stole your comment and got more likes!

  • @lewiskielty4230
    @lewiskielty4230 6 років тому +217

    "My kids in prison because of you in Shawshank Redemption. That was Morgan Freeman" I'm dead 😂

  • @Stuart267
    @Stuart267 8 років тому +283

    Even in skits Jackson gives it his all. Guys a fucking legend

  • @ushalweerathunga7081
    @ushalweerathunga7081 3 роки тому +20

    @0:55 Now we know who he was before working for TVA.

  • @amanms1999
    @amanms1999 5 років тому +671

    My son died when he tried to jump from one building to another like you did in the matrix
    SLJ : I'm not Laurence Fishburne !!!

    • @bineshsukumaran1994
      @bineshsukumaran1994 5 років тому +30

      In other guys he actually died from jumping from 7 storeyed building. So it's Ok.

    • @deus3953
      @deus3953 5 років тому +7

      We don’t all look alike!

    • @ispartacus1337
      @ispartacus1337 4 роки тому

      Damnit you beat me by 4 months!

    • @ruizma9826
      @ruizma9826 4 роки тому

      Damn it you stole my joke, I'm 5 months too late!😆

    • @lukecalumlyonwrath7723
      @lukecalumlyonwrath7723 4 роки тому +4

      Aim for the bush

  • @lucashammar8180
    @lucashammar8180 6 років тому +777

    My son is now wanted for cyber crimes because you were in The Matrix!

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 6 років тому +54

      You complete bastard.

    • @wunzeptepwun6175
      @wunzeptepwun6175 6 років тому +183

      "That wasn't even me, that was Laurence Fishburn"

    • @mactavish2401
      @mactavish2401 6 років тому +8

      Ey ey... Is lawrence fishburn 😂😂😂
      (I know is typo 😁😂)

    • @nightwarper1760
      @nightwarper1760 5 років тому +15

      My child’s playing basketball with cartoons because you were in Space Jam!

    • @cymes82
      @cymes82 5 років тому

      @@mactavish2401 It really is Laurence , I know , I was shocked too , when I first found out.

  • @Redem10
    @Redem10 10 років тому +568

    Well one of my kid is going to become Nick Fury, Thank you Samuel L. Jackson

    • @Alex-tx2em
      @Alex-tx2em 10 років тому +5

      Congratulations to your son hes gonna be a MUTHAFUCKAN BADASS mhm excuse my language

    • @arunhai08
      @arunhai08 7 років тому

      It means he won't do anything ?

    • @darthvenom305671
      @darthvenom305671 6 років тому +7

      the leader of shield and the one who assembled the avengers ? fucking awesome !

    • @ThePathStrider
      @ThePathStrider 6 років тому +6

      Did he lose an eye? Well, you know who to blame.

    • @nadrmutsb
      @nadrmutsb 6 років тому +5

      Congrat bro , you about to have one eye kid

  • @TheTechAdmin
    @TheTechAdmin 3 роки тому +13

    2:10 Actually, in the movie Sphere, he sleeps for 90% of the movie.

  • @martinmatocha3496
    @martinmatocha3496 5 років тому +509

    Samuel L. Jackson: defends himself
    Angry parent: I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOD DAMN THING!!!
    EDIT: I watch this one year later and it turns out that this is my most liked comment ever. So thanks to everyone who thought my comment is funny. I literally wouldn't be here without you

    • @AthenaLeApple
      @AthenaLeApple 3 роки тому +9

      Angry parent: I recognize the council has made a decision, however because it is a dumb decision, I elected to ignore it.

    • @a_22_romitbhaumik89
      @a_22_romitbhaumik89 3 роки тому +1

      The woman with the glasses was a typical karen though

    • @AJ--212
      @AJ--212 3 роки тому +2

      wdym, where are you, where did this comment take you bro we have to know as your new supporters bro!

  • @anthonyizci1415
    @anthonyizci1415 5 років тому +523

    "i have a son who is in prison because you were in shawshank redemption!"
    "THAT WASNT EVEN ME IT WAS MORGAN FREEMAN"
    2:00

    • @shockfang2239
      @shockfang2239 5 років тому +13

      WELL SCREW YOU ANYWAY!!

    • @rionesenobi9563
      @rionesenobi9563 4 роки тому +6

      she said "well, fuck you anyway!"

    • @DillyBobBanana
      @DillyBobBanana 4 роки тому +1

      I wanted them to say well fuck you and Morgan Freeman 🤣 even though I love them both ❤

  • @JPLarkin01
    @JPLarkin01 10 років тому +306

    Oh my god, when he said "that wasnt even me, that was morgan freemen"
    i just burst out laughin :D

    • @shaunbolin178
      @shaunbolin178 10 років тому +4

      Me too lol!!

    • @AFriskyGamer
      @AFriskyGamer 10 років тому +1

      best line of this by far xD

    • @oldstoffire
      @oldstoffire 10 років тому +4

      That wasn't even me! That was Morgan Freeman!
      Laughed so fucking hard.

  • @kingramessesii1171
    @kingramessesii1171 3 місяці тому +2

    Every few years I have to come back to this videos

  • @XGamingPhunX
    @XGamingPhunX 8 років тому +285

    It's funny (and sad), cuz this is how it is with video games. Parents buy their kids M rated game (GTA for example), and then start whining about the violence etc. Those are the ppl that shouldn't have kids.

    • @XGamingPhunX
      @XGamingPhunX 8 років тому +1

      ***** what an idiot.

    • @matthew5200
      @matthew5200 7 років тому +6

      XGamingPhunX person at till: your kids eight? you know GTA isn't for eight year olds?
      parent: I know I know, but he only knows about the shooting and driving, that's the worse thing about it right?"
      really????!?!?!!?

    • @ericdouglas1359
      @ericdouglas1359 7 років тому +3

      I used to have to sneak to my cousins house and play gta 4. And all we did the whole time was blow all our money in the strip club and then shoot it up after we gone broke.

    • @terrenceelijah6488
      @terrenceelijah6488 7 років тому +1

      ironic since samuel l jackson did a voice in GTA San Andreas

    • @vandamme6379
      @vandamme6379 7 років тому +2

      GTA was created in my Hometown. So now my mum kills hookers with someone else's car.

  • @hashtastic3537
    @hashtastic3537 7 років тому +306

    'Never saw it, I just like crack'.....Yes.

  • @anthonysimpson01
    @anthonysimpson01 5 років тому +395

    "my nicknames gator and i smoke crack"
    "cause of jungle fever?"
    "no i i never saw it i just like crack"
    _"what?"_

  • @holycow818181
    @holycow818181 Рік тому +4

    It's been a while since I've seen this video. At 0:05, that's D'Arcy Carden, a.k.a. Janet from The Good Place (but several years before The Good Place).

    • @DareDevilJuly
      @DareDevilJuly 11 місяців тому

      There's also Pill Boy, the lady from the post office in the Good Place and Glen!!!!

  • @jaredthompson5323
    @jaredthompson5323 4 роки тому +173

    Man Janet just yelled at Samuel L Jackson. She’s come a long way from having no emotions

  • @DaDestroyer1986
    @DaDestroyer1986 5 років тому +111

    At least two actors from “The Good Place” in this...

    • @octaneeatshiscereal7851
      @octaneeatshiscereal7851 3 роки тому +13

      Three I kept seeing it too, the heaven mail lady, d'arcy, and pillboy

    • @lebangood
      @lebangood 3 місяці тому

      And I think the guy in the red shirt is the guy in the final scene who delivers the discount card.

  • @musicfreak611
    @musicfreak611 4 роки тому +103

    As someone who use to work in a video store.... the amount of times people would get mad at us for letting them show their own kids movies that aren't age appropriate was astounding

  • @AJ--212
    @AJ--212 3 роки тому +4

    the cashier switching from nodding his head to shaking his head when he turns is very subtle lol love it

  • @yesiamluchol6048
    @yesiamluchol6048 6 років тому +203

    "That wasn't even me, that was Morgan Freeman" lmao

    • @itanmayi
      @itanmayi 5 років тому +2

      Wtf ...I read your comment the same time the scene really came

    • @Theproclaimed
      @Theproclaimed 5 років тому

      Tanmay that happens more than you think

  • @Markus_Andrew
    @Markus_Andrew 5 років тому +206

    "My son believes we're all living in a matrix because you ain't Laurence Fishburne!"

    • @aliciabell6688
      @aliciabell6688 5 років тому +1

      Rotflol...ty for this!

    • @TtheguyfromZA
      @TtheguyfromZA 2 місяці тому

      My brother's son does the shimmy everytime he calls him because he saw Samuel L Jackson on Jungle Fever

  • @jacobfoxworthy3978
    @jacobfoxworthy3978 6 років тому +169

    He was Officer Tenpenny in GTA San Andreas and now my son is a corrupt drug loving police officer who’s involved in gang crimes!

    • @Wavemaninawe
      @Wavemaninawe 6 років тому +7

      "you voiced Officer Tenpenny. So its your fault that my kid drives like a strung out junkie and parks the car up trees. Fuck you, Samuel L Jackson!!"

    • @TtheguyfromZA
      @TtheguyfromZA 2 місяці тому

      My best friend likes guns now because he saw Samuel L Jackson on the boondocks

  • @ImpactFrame
    @ImpactFrame 2 місяці тому +3

    0:53 This guy got sent to the TVA after this. Thanks a lot, Samuel L. Jackson

  • @TimpossibleOne
    @TimpossibleOne 6 років тому +441

    My kid turned to dust because he saw you in Avengers Infinity War

  • @psychoguy2922
    @psychoguy2922 6 років тому +199

    My kid became addicted to Hawaiian Cheeseburger's because of you! Thank's Sam L. Jackson!

    • @ownpetard8379
      @ownpetard8379 6 років тому +12

      Big Kahuna Burger, Hmmm, that's a tasty burger.

    • @bruceaskew2107
      @bruceaskew2107 5 років тому +2

      I was lookin for it before i said posted that,, good shit bro

    • @LukeDogg20
      @LukeDogg20 5 років тому +8

      This is a tasty burger.

    • @TtheguyfromZA
      @TtheguyfromZA 2 місяці тому

      My friend thinks it's cool to drink beer all because he saw Samuel L Jackson on Menace II Society

  • @Canadianvoice
    @Canadianvoice 5 років тому +89

    An ad for Samuel Jacksons Masterclass literally before watching this...I was confused.

    • @VarunGupta3009
      @VarunGupta3009 5 років тому +6

      It's your fault I get to see ads before UA-cam videos, Samuel L Jackson!

    • @thehalfbee9767
      @thehalfbee9767 5 років тому

      Huh same

  • @siaa7078
    @siaa7078 Рік тому +9

    1:40 the best line I've heard in a while

    • @amoreland1983
      @amoreland1983 2 місяці тому

      Fasho. Why was he even in the water?? 😂😂😂

  • @TheMissingSock
    @TheMissingSock 8 років тому +525

    "That wasn't even me!" LoL so funny :)

    • @ivargas8492
      @ivargas8492 7 років тому +1

      TheMissingSock classic,

    • @RichardServello
      @RichardServello 6 років тому +5

      I think that was a reference to that interview that confused him with Morgan Freeman and he went off on the guy asking if he thinks all black people look alike.

    • @ysdom
      @ysdom 6 років тому +3

      It was Laurence Fishburne you knucklehead.

    • @RichardServello
      @RichardServello 6 років тому +1

      It was like 3 years ago...excuse me for not remembering a specific commercial.

  • @pyrl_av
    @pyrl_av 8 років тому +210

    "That wasn't even me, that was Morgan Freeman" 😂

  • @GregStallion
    @GregStallion 8 років тому +106

    Sammy L.J. is a national treasure.

    • @Whosaskin
      @Whosaskin 8 років тому +3

      Christopher Quinn That's Uncle Samuel L. Jackson for you sir.

    • @xxMrBaldyxx
      @xxMrBaldyxx 7 років тому +1

      that should be samuel L jackson's nickname - Uncle Sam lol

    • @frostamatus
      @frostamatus 6 років тому +3

      National Treasure was one of Samuel's best movies, he played Nicholas Cage very well.

  • @wolfrainexxx
    @wolfrainexxx 3 роки тому +16

    "You let your kid watch Django!?"
    Yeah, they let them play GTA V.

    • @Cupcom5
      @Cupcom5 3 роки тому +1

      And call of duty

    • @wolfrainexxx
      @wolfrainexxx 3 роки тому

      @@Cupcom5 "No Russian."

    • @ProfessorArt1
      @ProfessorArt1 3 роки тому

      @@wolfrainexxx Wait so you're saying you raise your kids? What kind of modern parent are you?

    • @TheMan-The-Myth-The-Legend
      @TheMan-The-Myth-The-Legend 2 місяці тому

      @@wolfrainexxx you just gave me PTSD please don’t do that again 😂

  • @ShiitakeWarrior
    @ShiitakeWarrior 9 років тому +66

    2:17 - _"YOU LET YOUR KID WATCH _*_DJANGO_*_?!!"_

    • @brodycole4125
      @brodycole4125 6 років тому +2

      ShiitakeWarrior "who dis ni##@ on that nag!"

  • @luggilu7864
    @luggilu7864 5 років тому +160

    "you let your child watch django?"
    Appropriate reaction

    • @modrenwarefare
      @modrenwarefare 4 роки тому +4

      Tarantino would have applauded and called him a “cool parent.”

    • @yuutokasane3332
      @yuutokasane3332 3 роки тому +2

      waaaait...were parents not supposed to do that...?

    • @obrienjackson6907
      @obrienjackson6907 3 роки тому +1

      @@yuutokasane3332 Not when it comes telling others if u did

    • @carlosescalera2894
      @carlosescalera2894 3 роки тому +2

      My old man let me watch Django and The Hateful Eight. I do recommend these movies for the general public

  • @biancaroulette3463
    @biancaroulette3463 8 років тому +418

    "Ever see any movie ever? Yeah he's the black guy!" - Family Guy

    • @KorsarNik
      @KorsarNik 8 років тому +61

      That's from TED 2

    • @SanjanaAhmed3527
      @SanjanaAhmed3527 8 років тому +13

      either him or morgan freeman, damn it

    • @HafidzMurshidie
      @HafidzMurshidie 8 років тому +5

      +KorsarNik What's the difference..?

    • @vishusvic8793
      @vishusvic8793 8 років тому +12

      No offense, but you just failed horribly with your comment

    • @tommyblade8093
      @tommyblade8093 6 років тому

      Bianca Roulette that's not even from family guy, it's from ted 2 xD

  • @noam65
    @noam65 3 роки тому +4

    I had a friend like that in summer camp. No matter what happened, or who else might have done whatever it was that shouldn't have been done, his was the first name yelled.
    We became friends that summer. He was actually a great kid.

  • @sellyoursoul1742
    @sellyoursoul1742 7 років тому +106

    YOU LET YOUR KID WATCH DJANGO!?!?!

  • @kenyeken
    @kenyeken 10 років тому +21

    2:49 My new favourite Samuel L. Jackson quote. Hands down.

  • @BifronsCandle
    @BifronsCandle 9 років тому +186

    But he slept in Goodfellas. That's probably why he doesn't sleep in movies anymore...

    • @vladfuruncul7787
      @vladfuruncul7787 8 років тому +8

      :)))) fuckin' GOLD one here! Probably he doesn't want to get killed by an insane midget called Joe Pesci once more time! XD

    • @davidking6632
      @davidking6632 8 років тому +7

      yeah yeah you're always late...even for your own funeral

    • @CBright7831
      @CBright7831 7 років тому +4

      +Michael Myers - C'mon make that coffee to go. Let's go!

    • @ownpetard8379
      @ownpetard8379 7 років тому +2

      Everyone loves Stacks

    • @brodycole570
      @brodycole570 6 років тому

      Do you sleep in true romance

  • @ajayrulezzz
    @ajayrulezzz 3 роки тому +8

    "My Son is in the hospital for fighting a gorilla at the zoo because you starred in Kong:Skull Island!"

  • @klystron2010
    @klystron2010 5 років тому +116

    "You let you kid watch DJANGO?"
    "Yes. Also, would you mind signing my kid's N-word pass?"

  • @alternativejasper3937
    @alternativejasper3937 10 років тому +36

    He's actually a nice person, Samuel L. Jackson. Outside of his movies he's not always angry. I don't think anyone can be angry all the time.

    • @MrIkana
      @MrIkana 10 років тому +4

      Except the Hulk, that is.

  • @FlyBoyKhi
    @FlyBoyKhi 10 років тому +666

    So fucking awesome.

    • @FunnyOrDie
      @FunnyOrDie  10 років тому +28

      Glad you like it @flyboykhi - thanks for watching!

    • @MrHartApart
      @MrHartApart 9 років тому +9

      ***** watch your motheruckin language

    • @4Shaman
      @4Shaman 9 років тому +44

      +Fly My kid saw the Incredibles, and now he can't stop throwing cold water on police officers because you played Frozone!

    • @skarritan2778
      @skarritan2778 9 років тому +2

      +Fly I would love to like that comment but it has 420 likes

  • @Gumbier_Than
    @Gumbier_Than Рік тому +4

    My kid saw "Paws of Fury" now he's trying to teach dogs how to wield a katana!

  • @RustyGrapes
    @RustyGrapes 5 років тому +110

    I legit got an ad that featured Samuel l Jackson before watching this video

    • @no.8466
      @no.8466 5 років тому

      Same... fuck sam Jackson

    • @drysand8401
      @drysand8401 5 років тому +1

      Fucking Master class ad just brilliant dude XD

    • @VarunGupta3009
      @VarunGupta3009 5 років тому +2

      It's your fault I get to see ads before UA-cam videos, Samuel L Jackson!

    • @huubhuijbens8816
      @huubhuijbens8816 5 років тому

      I got an ad for the new Quentin Tarantino movie, now I see what could happen to people after watching those movie I don't know if I want to go to the the new movie anymore :(

    • @aysn2277
      @aysn2277 5 років тому

      masterclass? Saaaaame

  • @OceansOfMotionStudios
    @OceansOfMotionStudios 8 років тому +129

    My son got shot in the dong bcause he saw you in hateful eight 😂

  • @coldsalad6686
    @coldsalad6686 5 років тому +134

    Because of Samuel L Jackson, my extra large Oreo won't fit in my glass of milk.

    • @coldsalad6686
      @coldsalad6686 5 років тому +2

      _Sighs_ "Thanks Samuel L Jackson"

    • @Dargoneth
      @Dargoneth 3 роки тому +1

      Thats so random that its funny

    • @brodybingham6808
      @brodybingham6808 3 роки тому +1

      @The Pumpkin I love the thanks Obama meme. Political opinions aside our modern presidents sure do have a way with memes. The last time I said political opinions aside people started arguing, please don't.

  • @joeparedes6974
    @joeparedes6974 Рік тому +3

    My son wears an eyepatch and keeps talking about something called the Avengers Initiative, thanks to you Samuel L. Jackson!

  • @MarioFanaticXV
    @MarioFanaticXV 10 років тому +76

    No "My kid saw Avengers, so he poked his eye out because he wanted to wear an eye patch!". Or was that not him?

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 9 років тому +5

      I love how you had to question it.

    • @MarioFanaticXV
      @MarioFanaticXV 9 років тому

      Mike Hawk
      I'm horrible with celebrities/actors. I get them mixed up all the time.

    • @siegfriedsiegfried726
      @siegfriedsiegfried726 9 років тому +1

      I'm pretty sure it was Morgan Freeman.

    • @typingreallyfast
      @typingreallyfast 9 років тому +2

      MarioFanaticXV No that was Forest Whitaker

    • @MarioFanaticXV
      @MarioFanaticXV 9 років тому

      typingreallyfast After a quick Google search, I don't think I've ever seen that guy.

  • @nicholaswhite4301
    @nicholaswhite4301 4 роки тому +88

    My son tried to rob a fast food restaurant, but his plan was thwarted by an African prince who was only working there to gain the affection of the owner's daughter and the prince's best friend. Thanks, Samuel 😒...

    • @swenhtet2861
      @swenhtet2861 Рік тому

      Coming to America XD.

    • @RestoreTechnique
      @RestoreTechnique Рік тому

      Samuel L. Jackson you diseased rhinoceros pizzle!

    • @AuntyCleo
      @AuntyCleo 2 місяці тому

      Best. Comment. Ever.

    • @TtheguyfromZA
      @TtheguyfromZA 2 місяці тому

      My son hit another kid in school... All because he hit Denzel Washington in Mo Better Blues

  • @mezykin
    @mezykin 10 років тому +36

    "my son reads the bible after watching you recite ezekiel 25:17 in pulp fiction!"
    "okay cool, glad i could inspire faith in him"
    "HE'S A MUSLIM, THAT'S THE MOTHERF***ING PROBLEM!"
    *no offence to any muslims or christians on this thread*

    • @mad_ace
      @mad_ace Рік тому

      Kid's gonna be disappointed when he finds out that line doesn't actually exist. Right?

  • @tomfullery9710
    @tomfullery9710 5 місяців тому +2

    My kid got in trouble for chewing gum in class because he saw Samuel L Jackson buying gum in this skit!

  • @teebofreestyles1000
    @teebofreestyles1000 5 років тому +109

    She said “ I have a kid with insomniac because you don’t sleep in your movies”💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣 now you think about it and he doesn’t🤷🏽‍♂️😂😂

    • @sctncl
      @sctncl 4 роки тому +20

      He got killed in Goodfellas because he slept in and was late for a job.

    • @1winna
      @1winna 4 роки тому +2

      Who sleeps in movies??? Doesn't require a lot of skill.

    • @HerrCherno
      @HerrCherno 4 роки тому +5

      He does in "Sphere", leading to the manifestation of the Giant Squid!

    • @mrjohnnywheels
      @mrjohnnywheels 4 роки тому +2

      Was dozing off in Hitmans Bodyguard

    • @dominikdomazet1231
      @dominikdomazet1231 4 роки тому +2

      @Tebo Freestyles
      He doesn't need sleep..he needs answers....

  • @VincentStevenStudio
    @VincentStevenStudio 11 років тому +60

    My kid poked his eye out because he saw Samuel L. Jackson with an eye patch on the Avengers!

    • @jasonambeau3358
      @jasonambeau3358 11 років тому

      Aha so true

    • @sasukeuchiha5110
      @sasukeuchiha5110 11 років тому +1

      Hey guys do you know the meaning of this video?

    • @Xqvvzts
      @Xqvvzts 10 років тому +9

      My kid turned black and scary because he saw Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction.

    • @stevenserna910
      @stevenserna910 Рік тому

      My kid joined up with the, "Colonial Penn Life Insurance" plan because of you and your $9.95 a month plan. And he can't be cancelled for any reason with the "price-lock guarantee". Thanks Jason...er..Samuel.

  • @dante340
    @dante340 5 років тому +50

    Easily one of my favorite actors! He definitely deserved the oscar he got for Training Day! His performance in Men In Black was pretty flawless too!

  • @CrazyBunny123
    @CrazyBunny123 Рік тому +9

    Samuel L Jackson deserves to win more Oscars. Glory and Training Day aren’t enough.

    • @MegaMaverickMan
      @MegaMaverickMan Рік тому +1

      Too bad he's been banned from the Oscars for slapping Denzel.

  • @angbandsbane
    @angbandsbane 8 років тому +39

    My kid used to be a super hero, but ever since he saw SLJ in the Incredibles, he can't find his super suit. I died in a tornado because of you, Mr. Jackson!

  • @TimDanDanTheMan1
    @TimDanDanTheMan1 6 років тому +43

    "It's your fault my kid smokes!" LOL

  • @codemeister1121
    @codemeister1121 3 роки тому +70

    My son tried to kill a gorilla in the zoo one time 'cause he saw you in Kong: Skull Island

  • @jefftenormen666
    @jefftenormen666 6 місяців тому +1

    Ik this is 10 years old but can't believe this still needs to explained to people

  • @davidwas77
    @davidwas77 4 роки тому +205

    My dream is to meet Samuel L. Jackson. Tell him im a big fan, and when he says "thank you i appreciate it" I just say "I DONT REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOD DAMN THING"

    • @fluxdrive8975
      @fluxdrive8975 3 роки тому

      Your simon cowell you can do whatever the hell you want lol

    • @hd591
      @hd591 3 роки тому +7

      And if he says "What?"
      You reply "SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DARE YOU. I DOUBLE DARE YOU....."

    • @fuuuuuuuuuckyouprerna
      @fuuuuuuuuuckyouprerna 3 роки тому +1

      I don't like simon

  • @KevinFinkbeiner
    @KevinFinkbeiner 10 років тому +30

    Whoever thought of the idea for this sketch; give that man an Oscar, quick!! :D

  • @pheniellanz5271
    @pheniellanz5271 4 роки тому +29

    2:12 you dont blame Samuel L. Jackson for that. You blame Quentin Tarantino 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @danielwilliamson6180
      @danielwilliamson6180 3 роки тому +2

      Samuel L. Jackson is right at 2:37. Samuel L. Jackson is an actor doing a job and it's the parent's responsibility if they let their children watch his movies.

  • @lobowolf1540
    @lobowolf1540 2 місяці тому +1

    " You let your kid watch Django." The shock in his voice killed me😂

  • @rowanatkinson3594
    @rowanatkinson3594 8 років тому +63

    You let your kid watch Django?

  • @smilingdog4067
    @smilingdog4067 9 років тому +478

    Isn't he the black guy in every movie ever made?

    • @personmcpersonstein3571
      @personmcpersonstein3571 9 років тому +10

      Yep

    • @smilingdog4067
      @smilingdog4067 9 років тому +41

      ***** Have you ever seen the two of them together? hmmmm...

    • @albinomoreno8358
      @albinomoreno8358 9 років тому +10

      morgan freeman is samuel l. jackson with freckles. illuminati

    • @2FEDTheRealOne
      @2FEDTheRealOne 9 років тому +1

      +Albino Moreno Or Samuel L. Jackson could be Morgan Freeman without freckles

    • @albinomoreno8358
      @albinomoreno8358 9 років тому +2

      Isaac Bell or samuel l. jackson is A MUTHAFUCKIN SNAKE

  • @xXSCAR117Xx
    @xXSCAR117Xx 7 років тому +10

    And this is why we will always love Samuel L. Jackson. Anyone who says they dislike him is a liar.

  • @zoe-janesutherland4359
    @zoe-janesutherland4359 Рік тому +4

    My son ended up driving through L.A. in a car covered in blood because his work colleague shot someone else in the car by accident and then had to visit a friend called Jimmy to try and get the problem solved because of you Samuel L Jackson.

    • @TtheguyfromZA
      @TtheguyfromZA 2 місяці тому

      Samuel L Jackson is to blame for the reason my coach made me run and not let me play because he saw coach Carter