Samuel L. Jackson Acts Out His Film Career w/ James Corden
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- Опубліковано 7 бер 2017
- Samuel L. Jackson and James Corden act out snippets from Samuel's legendary film career, covering everything from "Pulp Fiction" to "Jurassic Park."
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the "l" in samuel l. jackson stands for "motherfucking"
firebaby7 i think it stands for ice cube wanna be
In what way is he an Ice Cube wannabe? I mean in what aspect is ice cube better than Samuel L. Jackson that he would want to be like him.
housebrigade how? Ice cube was a rapper for N.W.A. And became an actor about 20 years ago and Samuel l. Jackson has been an actor longer. They are both great actors but none are trying to be like the other. Jackson has been doing movies since ice cube was a rapper. Why are you even comparing them? They are both different and Jackson is definitely not a wanna be or visa versa. I think your just putting them together because they are black. Them being black doesn't effect the way I look at them. They have complete different styles and one was a musician. I actually look at people for their different abilities, personality, and talent not a irrelevant thing such as Their race like close minded idiots do. They are both good in their own ways and they shouldn't be compared, also no one is a wannabe here.
Tigerkem sorry, not ice cube i meant louie spence
The legend 27 sorry, not ice cube i meant louie spence
Samuel L. Jackson is too good for an Oscar. He needs a bigger medal.
Big Bad Motherfucker Awards
A big Motherf*ckrr Oscar, bigger than Leonardo
Yes, for sure!
Yes they have to give him a nobel price an olimpic gold medal and an oscar melted to getter and that is the mother f*cker award
Ps I'm from Belguim so sorry for my bad spelling
Did they really censor out Samuel L Jackson’s swearing? That’s illegal
Ikr! Its like telling snoop he cant smoke
Thats like telling trump he cant have orange skin
@@sensoryplays hes livin rent free in ur head
@@PiperAtTheGatesOfYourMom boo hoo
it's illegal to swear in the first place
I refuse to believe that Samuel L Jackson is 72 years old.
Wow! He looks 40's. Wow!
Damm bro, he is. It's sad how all the actors my dad put me on too, are getting old lol. John rambo, arnold etc.
Wait he’s 72
@@NinjaIntheMatrix188 it's the black skin, man. Melanin is a natural youth fountain. This year I figured out I was born the same calendar day as Billie Ocean. He's 70. Go see him now. The same as Samuel, looks like he just turned 40
Black don't crack
It's Samuel "Legend" Jackson my friends.
why did i say "Samuel L Legend Jackson"
His full name is Samuel Lesley Legend Jackson
OVA Polnareff
(Ezekiel) Zeke Hamish Beckley: Actually the L in his name is Leroy not Lesley buddy.
@@zekecasperanddeadpoolzgroovyst ah, my mistake
Thank you for correcting
OVA Polnareff
(Ezekiel) Zeke Hamish Beckley: Don’t mention it buddy anytime!
Samuel l. Jackson deserves a lifetime achievement. He brings life to every character he plays.
R Gregory He Received One Last Year At The BET Awards
a lifetime award? he's so influential, he deserves his own day in the year.
*COUGH* MACE WINDU *COUGH*
Incredibles Frozone impression FTW!
Ares Odin TF 😂😂
The fact they had to make him look old in django when he's in his 60s or 70s amazes me
wow
He's 73
@@rockybarzini8786 thanks
@@aglet9386 You welcome
@@rockybarzini8786 which means at the time of django, he was in his 60s . 64 I think
7:54 My favorite line... "I have had it with these motherf***ing Snakes, on this motherf***ing Plane!" 😂😂😂
Everybody strap in I'm about to open some fucking windows 😂
Love that line! Also love "Do I look Puerto Rican to you? He said HEY ZEUS. My name is Zeus. Like father of Apollo Mount Olympus don't F with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass ZEUS. Do you got a problem with that?"
I cannot believe that this man is already 68 years old!
He honestly looks like a man who's in good shape in his late 40s
wow 68? and he still has a strong voice.
Black don't crack!
Honestly!
Truly
Tortyy black dont crack, even on crack.
At this point He doesn’t deserve an Oscar and Oscar deserves him.
yesss~ 💞
Samuel: I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKIN SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN PLANE
AHAHAHAHA I laughed way too hard at my own joke lol
The Oscars doesn't deserve him at all.
@@natsukiyoro1577 But that isn't your own joke?
Any relation?
OOOH! YES!
I can't think of a more respectful and hilarious way to honor someones work ..This was awesome and it reminds us of exactly how much Mr. Jackson has given us. Great Talent, Thank You
I really appreciated their remembering that scene from Deep Blue Sea.
Epic inspirational speech then boom ripped in half by smart ass sharks lol
Yeah...me too...
How you gonna forget a giant ass shark eating Samuel Jackson.
This shows why Samuel L Jackson is the biggest box office actor in movie history. You forget how many iconic films he was in
Delboy0 .He is always the supporting guy, unlike stars like Harrison ford, Tom cruise and Tom hanks who carry their movies by themself
Salm Man not at all, he is a main character in the hateful eight, pulp fiction, unbreakable and kingsman just to name a few
Aside from kingesman, none of the movies you mentioned made alot of money, he makes five movies a year ,always supporting, never has to carry the movies himself, so i don't think he should be in the conversation of biggest movie stars of all time, but can't take away the fact that he is a great actor and always entertaining.
Salm Man pulp fiction is considered ( by critics and fans at least) to be on of the greatest movies of all time, and there are probably very successful movies in which he was the lead that I can't remember right now. I see where you are coming from though
I could mention 100's of lead actors whose movies i would not watch, however if i heard samuel l jackson was in one of them (regardless of the lead) i would watch the movie. Also why are you trying so hard to make it seem like actors with more lead roles are better than Samuel l Jackson. Am sorry but they are not that is why his movies were the highest grossing of all time for so many years in a row till harrison ford by passed him when he did the new star wars movie(the one where han solo dies). Also some of the movies in which he was lead and i mean some include: unbreakable, Amos & Andrew, Pulp fiction, Great white hype, time to Kill, the negotiator, shaft, S.W.A.T, coach carter, snakes on the plane, lakeview Terrace etc...etc. Just so you know he has also won golden globes for series and british equivalents of oscars. Finally many people want sam jackson in their movies because they know people love his acting style, and hence their movies will automatically sell. Actually to make my point more clear, tell me any single movie where Sam Jackson sucked. Unless you have not seen his work, there is none. Also the so called supporting roles are so big e.g Nic fury in avengers, Iron man, thor, captain america, star wars (second sickest Jedi in star wars universe *only jedi with purple lightsaber* with only master yoda at the top), sin city (octopus, the spirit). There is no other actor who could be given all these diverse roles and played them with such mastery.
The only reason he hasn't won an Oscar is because they don't make a BADDEST MOTHERFUCKER award.
Swaggy, the Pulp Fiction phrase sewn on the wallet is Bad Motherfucker. And Samuel will get an Oscar someday. He's among the greatest actors who hasn't yet receive one.
He never won an Oscar? That's weird.
SwaggyT Obama should have made he one,like he made hisself.
Ganiscol ...LMAO
Idk, I liked him in the negotiator. He could have one an oscar in that movie.
He still remembers his exact line from Die Hard.
He was reading the dialogue box
Him going through these scenes like that with almost perfect timing made me realize how good he really is.
what a perfect motherfucking career .... salute
That's That's
ahmad abu thaher spot on man!!!!!! :D
I am loving this motherfucking guy with his motherfucking career
Hest turning 70 this year and he looks like he's 45, meanwhile I'm 23 and I look like I'm 70.
Because u have less sex than him
@@tiktokanimals6935 but its true
It is true tbh, it's that and money
Btw wtf I've never had so many likes, life goals.
Black don’t crack
I wish he said “I recognize the council has made a decision, given that’s it’s a stupid ass decision I’ve elected to ignore it”
Omggg BEST QUOTE OF THE WHOLE FRANCHISEEEEE
Truth.
Samuel L Jackson. Met him once. One of the most humble talented person you can meet.
Wow look at all the quality movies he was in, Jurassic park, Star Wars, pulp fiction, etc.
Not many people have a career like this.
Of course Or else hollywood was great again
Samuel l jackson is in every motherfucking movie. From A list movie like pulp fiction, star wars, jurrasic park to b list movie like snake on a plane, 51 state and deep blue sea. Samuel l jackson have more than 100 movie credit to his name but his career got boost by pulp fiction when he already in his mid 40's.
Eh, but those Star Wars movies weren’t really that good thanks to George Lucas’s stupid ass...
@@wondertwo6717 Episode 3 is the best Star Wars movie of all time, 2 would be a masterpiece if there was significantly less anakin and padme scenes, and 1 would be better if all of the gungans didn't exist. Regardless, all SW movies are good in their own right. Except for 8, because it was boring and irrelevant.
@@Ragnaroktheend and 9 was an OK movie if you don't care about lore and it making it so every previous film didn't matter. It was also an extremely twitchy ADHD action movie that feels like a giant recap "Previously, on Star Wars", and then they show 2 and a half hours of summarized scenes without slowing down to make room for a good story. It's a movie about "oooo, shiny!" instead of actually getting into a fully formed plot, and the plot that actually is mixed in there is like Swiss cheese. Smells like dirty socks and is full of holes. The only good part is that it basically retcons 8 as much as it can. Honestly, the entire sequel trilogy should be thrown out and remade properly. I don't want this cannon, and neither do most real fans.
"Who is Sam L Jackson?"
"Have you seen any movie? he is the black guy"
Ted 2
Stefanija Ristovska Who you think inside the bear
Hes the one that all ways says MOTHERFUCKER
Get out lol
😂😂😂😂
Notice the crew only throw the snowball at James instead of Jackson. Lol
They know that Sam would shoot the living shit out of them “AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD WHEN I LAG MY VENGEANCE APON YOU!”
Dang. Samuel L. just did the impossible - he outcooled himself! Excellent.
Who else always forget’s that he was in Jurassic Park
.....he was in jurassic park
What?
Was he in jurassic park?
It would be easier to name the movies he isn’t in. He’s the G.O.A.T.
No just you
Samuel in how many films you took part?
Samuel: Yes
He still remembers all the lines from these movies while I can't even remember what my math teacher said yesterday
I love the MCU one.
"Avengers Assemble! My work here is done."
😂
insane how many famous movies he has been in
Khan Singh because he's a damn good actor!
He's omnipresent!
a lot
Khan Singh
Famous ?
A regular person would only know a couple of these.
A couple?? Avengers Franchise, Star Wars, tarantino films, Die Hard, XXX, The incredibles, Jurassic Park and a Time to kill. Do you realize how comprehensive this is? "A couple" your ass.
Samual L. Jackson is amazing in every role he ever does.
I loved that Samuel L. Jackson still remembered his lines from every one of those movies. Plus I love how they were dressed so they could just go into the next scene in the next movie lol if that makes sense
No one else can say Motherf*cker like him in the big screen. He's a legend
Yes Absolutely,
@@thomasjones2415 Abso f*cking lutely kkk
Samuel L Jackson and Ice Cube totally owned the MF word
I saw a cool interview with him where he talked about how he stuttered growing up. He said said words like motherfucker and so on helped him overcome it.
His genius is that in every other character type, he sells it just as well. From calm and sophisticated to simple and oppressed to batshit crazy. (I got mixed feelings about Mace Windu though. They didn't give him much to work with. Oh, he's just the black jedi.)
I was just expecting him just to say Motherfucker for 11 minutes but this is better
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣
lol lol
😂😂😂
Lol
Remember this isn’t even half the movies SLJ has played in.
He is a living legend! I saw him right next to me at Whole Foods in the deli isle & it took everything for me to not scream like a Beetles Fan! 😂
Did you at least talk to him ?😱
@@addisonkevin9518 no because he was on a phone call :) I did, however conveniently shop in many of the sections he was in that day! Haha 😂
Riiiiiight 😉
Samuel L.Jackson needs to sign a audible contract he would be a great narrator and Morgan Freeman
LIZZIE AERO didn't he narrated the March of the penguins parody.
LIZZIE AERO he narrated Go The Fuck To Sleep by Adam Mansbach
Have you not heard him read, _Go the Fuck to Sleep_?
I agree, Samuel L.Jackson would make a great Morgan Freeman.
he voiced offiver tenpenny in GTA:San Andreas
The “L” in Samuel L Jackson stands for “legend”
Samuel l jackson in I am legend with will Smith
hell no it stands for "ligga"
It’s actually lesley but i see the joke haha 😅
That's Right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Why you keep callin' me Jesus? Do I look Puerto Rican to you?!" Classic.
I love this man!!!!! What a hysterical treat. James and Samuel you both own my heart... Just for this.
Samuel L Jackson doesn’t act he just plays himself, and does it amazingly!
Yes True.
Even saying MF many times is like he really owns the MF word and know one could take that word from the legend
You don't know him to make that assumption also he is a great actor
Exactly lol
He is not those characters, those characters are him
IVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!!!!
Benjamin Frye okay okay chill, why? Did a snake bite you
I hope that's sarcasm HMV
CaptainGrumpy it is 😊
Benjamin Frye omg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Benjamin Frye 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
They had a surprisingly diverse variety of guns for these scenes 😂
Even after all this time -this is STILL one of my favorite clips💜
All these movies and still no Oscar smh
Not only that, but he was only nominated once: Best supporting actor for "Pulp FIction". Martin Landau won that year for his work in "Ed Wood'. Both were great performances, but obviously Samuel's was so much more iconic in retrospect.
ITS GOD DAMN BS THAT THIS MAN HASN'T WON A OSCAR......FUCK THE ACADEMY!!
Which shows how pointless awards/award shows really are. You can be literally the greatest actor to ever live & never win anything for it
Lamine Diallo They snubbed him for the Hateful Eight
Don't worry he will get one of those lifetime achievement awards from The Academy for sure.
Everytime Samuel L. Jackson quotes that Bible verse it gives me the chills 🙊🙈🙉
Amazing it's not even a real line in the Bible.
What do you mean good one? I watched Pulp Fiction on my LA Noir class and my very Christian teacher who knows the Bible inside out informed us it's not real.
Please inform me of why you decided to say "good one", if you wouldn't mind.
exactly
j michelle I agree
Omg! I pissed myself--- love the skit.
Can't stop laughing!!! Thanks I needed a good ass royal laugh🤣😂😆🤣😅😍
Brilliant! Have laughed so hard! Samuel L. Jackson is just genius!
- "Do you think you'll do more Tarantino movies"
- "Haha hell yeah"
I like that attitude!
The Earth Is a Cylinder!! All two of them.
He has no choice
That made me so happy.
I really hope he meant it
The Earth Is a Cylinder!! Ok
ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD DAY
Great now I wanna see Pulp Fiction again for the 50th time
Ha. One time FAMILY GUY was on, and they referenced the rape scene from PULP FICTION, and I immediately switched to watching it. I know the feeling! It's really one of the greatest movies ever made. I have many movies on my list, but so far, PF is definitely on my top five.
I wonder if there's any other reason why it's so great, apart from that it's just much fun to watch.
My friend thinks it's boring for some reason. I tell him it is regarded as one of the greatest movies of all time.
The 50th?! You're short, man. Somewhere around 170th-200th for me, thou :)
Tyler Cameron he's not a good friend i guess haha
*My face sitting here waiting for Star Wars to come up* : 😶
*My face when Star Wars finally comes up* ( 7:27 ) : 😁
*My face when the Star Wars one is only 26 seconds long* : 😣
The man truly is a living legend. I mean at this point he starred in too many famous movies. Some of them became famous *because* of him, some others not but he was in them, and never as a side character. I honestly can't think of another actor who had such an impact on our current generation (and a few ones before that). He's just *that* iconic. Sure you can say he pretty much plays himself in every role, but that ain't exactly true.
A lot of classics in his catalog.. Respect!!
Wrong!
He’s 70 and I thought he was 54 at most
He's WHAT
Surely you can't be serious. He looks just like he did almost 20 years ago on Star Wars. Google says 71
Black don’t crack
Random Account black definitely can’t crack in *that* section
He’s 70
He is seriously an amazing beautiful actor.
This was awesome! Bravo!
He's turning 70 this year and he looks like 45.
HeHoZy as long as we get incredibles 3 with him
Black dont crack man =)
Black dont crack
Wait he’s turning 70
.....and still didint win an Oscar
I adore these skits and love any celebrity who is willing to do this.
Coming to America? lmao
Thanks so much and if you dont mind let me get to know a true fan much better by giving me your phone number so i can text you and get to know you much better. samuelljackson0210@gmail.com
This has got to be the best show. Ever.Needed it today, thanks!!
When he started singing in BSM. Man, some badass gangsta shit.
this is amazing he is a legend.
I made him.
Were you drunk when you made Justin Beiber?
Oscar Barahona œ what?????
most of them are just Samuel yelling with a gun. LEGEND!
The Pulp Fiction, Star Wars episode l, ll and lll , Snakes on a Plane, Django: Unchained and the Soul Men singing reenactments were the best!!! Samuel L. Jackson is Soo funny and iconic!!!
That line from Snakes on a Plane is just sooo good!
And let’s not forget Tenpenny from GTA San Andreas!
Me first seeing him in Star Wars, then Avengers, ext. I’m just saying he’s a great actor.
They summed up every avengers film in 10 seconds.
Uhh...there were only 2 Avengers films.
Anirudh Menon Every Avengers film = 2 Avengers films.
That's nothing. Channel Awesome has a series called "5 Second Movies".
And the only thing that both of them have to summarize about is Nick Fury saying "Avengers Assemble"? (Which he says in neither film btw)
Anirudh Menon even Cap doesn't say that! I mean he does say "Avengers.."
The fact that he recreated his finest lines and best pieces in under 11 min is crazy
All those set changes... they rehearsed it. And I don't think the Royale with cheese segment would qualify as a finest line or best piece. That is just what Corden picked.
It just goes to show that Samuel. L Jackson is one of the most talented and iconic actors of all time. You have to respect this man and what he has achieved, I grew up watching Samuel and I have to say, in my opinion he is the greatest there has ever been.
4:10 I'm here after the Vin Diesel family memes. 😂
Same 😂😂
FUN FACT: I was in the audience when they filmed this! Really fun show, very happy I could watch it live!
RogersBase
lucky lookin ass....
RogersBase P
RogersBase Yo that's lit, surprised you took a break from Breath of the Wild
I think I actually heard you say MammothBoyz around 11-12 seconds into the video too lol
RogersBase Yo wassup Roger
Jackson is one HELL of an actor. He's always been one of my top actors on my list. Every movie he has done is golden.
God loves you 🙌🙏
He is like my top of the list too...
Lol.. wicked segment. Love Samuel Jackson.. he's such a diverse actor & capable of playing in so many genres.. True Hollywood Royalty
A true legend! The majority of my favorite movies he’s in so he is definitely one of my all time favorite actors.
I love how effortlessly he plays his character in pulp fiction
Samuel L Jackson needs to do audio book of the bible.
The SLJ Version:
"And God said, Let there be some motherfuckin' light! And hot damn, there was light."
That would definitely make it more interesting
Melissa Peters and damn funny tho :D
C. Wilson damn dude. Chill
THE TEFLON DON lmao
Sam Jackson cracked at the XXX with the terrible Vin Diesel impression! 😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣
I died when Samuel broke character once lad took off his hat 😂🤣
Wish this man could live forever just like Morgan freeman
I'm already sad for what we all know will happen hopefully later than sooner
@@nelsonmuntz9317 yup fact of life no escaping this
Morgan Freeman been looking like that since forever
If Morgan Freeman is God, maybe Samuel Jackson is Jesus
great vengeance and fuuUUUUUUUURIOUS anger
Fawn Kongsiri feeYUUUUUUURIOUS! XD
Wonder which film that quote is from hmm mm. ......
Trash literally
Uhm
No
Uhm
Pulp Fiction!
xD xD
zztop3000 😂
Robert Meacham pulp fiction
Wow. Goosebumps. That’s some good acting even when switching scenes so quick
This guy has done everything in film. Simply amazing.
Samuel is one of the greatest actors
Bush Woman, so true
He And Morgan Freeman
He's the black man in every movie
Arabian_Warrior SA Its said tht he is Hollywood's insurance policy for a movie.. Such is if you cast a lead who is a sh1tty actor, but can sell sickets, you hire someone like Samual Jackson or Morgan Freeman as co-stars to carry the film.
+Arabian_Warrior SA Maybe but he doesn't die in half of them ;p
I completely forgot he was in Jurassic Park
Ryebread095 To be fair, he had a small role in that
Ryebread095 I forgot he was in Goodfellas! I had to watch the actual scene to remember his part in it. He almost looks unrecognizable.
LMAO I say hold onto your butts at least once a day
Greg Baldwin oh yeah, he was sticks, he wss suppose to get ridof the truck but he got stoned instead haha classic coffee scene too.
Ask anybody, "What's your favorite Sam Jackson part?"/No one's gonna say, "What's-his-name from Jurassic Park!"
I counted 35. And there's a lot more that he's been in, including one of my all-time favorites that they left out.
"The Long Kiss Goodnight"
Simply One of The Best!
Lets be honest. Sam L Jackson is gonna be one of those celebs that’ll be missed when he’s gone and his movies will live on
ToxicSkull0 why are you stating the obvious lol
No he is immortal.
ToxicSkull0 apart from snakes on a plane, that was shit
Not if 30 white birches decide he raped them 80 years ago
Richard Bryant he’s still the best part of it
The kingsman voice gets me every time 😂😂😂
The voice wasnt supposed to be part of the character he ad-libbed the voice and they stuck with it
The throwing of the snowballs in the Hateful Eight was hilarious 🤣
We love you SLJ!! ❤❤❤
I don't know how you remember all that!
This made me smile so much. They should have this for all actors
3:10 he forgot to take off the hat! 😂 and look at Sam’s face when he does. That was pretty much the only time he broke character 😂
Hello
@@samuell.jackson9872 hello? This is a joke right?
I miss Robin William's. His role call would be epic
I was thinking the same thing when I first saw this series back with Tom Hanks. I want to see a Tim Curry Role Call. That be hilarious!
you would be surprised by the number of classics he was in then.
I wouldn't be surprised if he made James do a few of his roles, just to mess with him a little.
Why the apostrophe?🙄
Samuel Jackson is such a great actor
Love it ..made my day. thx guys
*“Avengers, assemble!... my work here is done.”*
LOL I was waiting for Snakes on a plane like a kid waiting for Christmas!
VikkyAthina Me Too! Also The Incredibles, Deep Blue Sea, Coach Carter. But My Favorite Was Soul Men
VikkyAthina Lol I was too
Me tooo 😂😂😂😎
Absolutely love this compilation
Samuel is such a good actor and a good sport, what a cool guy.
i love Samuel so much. It pains me that one day he isn’t going to be with us anymore, I hope (when that time comes) that his legacy thrives and lives on.
I hope he at least get a Oscar before that happens! They robbed him for his epic performance in Pulp Fiction.
his movies will always be around for us to enjoy at least he's one of my favs too man, and i'm 100% positive he's got a lot life left in him he looks pretty damn good for his age.
The entire human race would go into a frenzy. It sucks that he can’t live forever
Bold of you to assume he's gonna meet a mortal end.
Why the duck think about that
"Who the fuck is this asshole?" killed me
HeikkiP lol..he said it as I read it
Totally awesome as always!
SO AWESOME!
If I had to choose anyone to narrate my life, it would be Samuel L. Jackson
Jboybreezy What about Morgan Freeman?
TitoRag my life needs the constant use of the phrase "muthafucka" lol
This is a story of a muthafucka won't get out of his muthafuckin' Bed!
efnarios exactly haha
"On a cold motherfucking day in February as I lay on my motherfuckin bed I would recall all the God Damn times I used to visit the circus with my great aunt Carol when I was 9 years old. I had had it! with all the motherfuckin cotton candy! ....."