YTP | Rats and Patooie 🐀
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- Опубліковано 5 лют 2025
- RATS! Rat Patooie, whiCh does NOT souND DelicioUs
Disney Ratatouille YTP
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1:09 “SO LETS DO THIS THING”
*Attempts to get bike inside*
I feel like you could convince someone that was what actually happened when he said that.
"SO LETS DO THIS THING" *throws the rat that was in the jar in the river forgetting evrything
@Robert Stephen
You definitely could if they haven’t seen it.
CincC Indy that’s me when I see a rat ._.
@@cinccindy6147 you mean everything?
0:11 "What's my problem? First of all, you." PFFFTTTTT
M. Nourishad That part got me laughing so hard, and only a few people can do that this early on in a YTP!
Qwistoff rules.
M. Nourishad Jeepers, I'm crying now.
Scoffs
Ikr lol
That's me when I'm at school.
😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒
I'm surrounded by idiots.
"What did the customer say?"
"It was _soup!"_
"....soup?"
"The _soup_ was the crtic."
1:52
It wasn’t “....soup?”
It was “wut?”
(Mental break for the almost insane!)
Edit: Captions gang
Wot.
Where are you
I’m at soup!
“It was soup”
“The soup is a critic”
Weirdest name for a critic if I ever heard
Where are you?
*_iM aT soUp!_*
@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!
@@Evilriku13 *IM AT THE **_SOUPSTORE!_*
@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
@@JustCallMeLegion *_FUСК YOU!_*
"What is my problem?"
"First of all: You."
*THAT'S ALOT OF DAMAGE!*
And second, I have a highly developed sense of GARBAGE
I was feeling pretty good about my gift until dad gave me a mushroom.
The key is to keep turning it...
⚡️💀
OOOOH we gotta go that again!
⚡️💀💀
Again!!
⚡️💀💀💀⚡️
Again!!!!
NOOOO
I died
Ah, a fellow phil swift quoter.
"Linguini!"
"I'm just hungry"
Yeah, that's me when I go into the kitchen after dark
Yeah
4:01
Somehow I can relate to that even though I never experienced it myself.
True
Reminds me when my mom said to brush my teeth and I wanted an apple I got in bbiigg trouble😳
“It was not a customer.” “It was soup!” XD, I LOST IT
Yes. Go to 1:54.
Wut
*The SOUP Was A Critic!*
Me too!
Galaxii Foxy Foxu *Guitar Intensifies*
"This is muh knee. What's my problem?
First of all: Y O U."
- Remy, 2018
Yes
Also Remy:
"second of all, I have a highly developed sense of GARBAGE(lmao)"
"I was feeling pretty good about my gift, until dad gave me a mushroom!'
@@laylathelpsqueen65 “The key is to keep turning It” *GETS ZAPPED*
Remy:OHHHH! WE GOTTA DO THAT AGAIN!
*GETS ZAPPED*
AGAIN!
*ZAPPING PAIN*
AGAIN!
Shrek:NO!!!
*guitar time*
4:22 This is a work of art
Flaming Nebula he gotta make that an official song
We need an extended version. We still don’t. :’(
Where is the full song
Still not a thing.
Literaly read this than ot played
"It wasn't a critic. It was SOUP!"
"What?"
The SOUP was a critic!"
i thought the critic was a soup
Wait it wasn't a critic...
but the soup was a criti-
Yyyyyyyyaaaaaaaa
•Opens door•
You are guestuo
Oh yeah you could say that. But you didn’t get it this time. Because I love egg rolls. And fact the soup was critic and fantastic.
0:57 I'M STEALING FOOD!!! LOL
BREAKING NEWS! Linguini stole food!
After he said, "Don't steal." It means nothing to him except the rat. What's his name again Lemmy?
King Z-Man. Remy
Colette: What are you doing?
Linguini: I'm stealing Food!!
@@pepsidog3060 Thank you! That's what it was.
2:51 "Don't come back or I'll treat you the way restaurants are supposed to treat pets."
That had me laughing 😂
Lol but it’s pests
@@trop1cal_blossom232 I thought linguini said pets. I guess I was wrong.
I…
Love it!
Oh, now you done it!
:O
“This is my *knee* .”
“What’s the problem?”
“You”
Life choices, rethunk
Lmao
Babababababa nononono deahahhahahahhahahaha
XD
0:07
Can we just get an endless loop of Remy playing the guitar???
DuoBird omg yes please 🙌🏻
Woa, duo lingo watches ytp? XD
@@nickhyena2674 Who makes fun of people's profiles these days?
@@logandibble9662 how was that 'making fun'?
@@nickhyena2674 U laughed at him because of his profile. It's his profile, so he can be on yt whenever he wants.
Linguini: "It's delicious, but *D O N ' T. S T E A L."*
(Later On...)
Collette: *"W H A T A R E Y O U D O I N G ! ?"*
Linguini: **Laughs** "I'm *STEALING FOOD."*
This was so funny
0:52 is the entire moment you just said and a luv it one like to you Izuku
I was the 69th like haha funny number
Liguli: look I know it’s stupid and stupid but neither of us can do a stupid THING
@@kayshaduke5080 y e s.
1:53: “what did the customer say?”
“It wasn’t a customer. It was a S O U P”
“Wut”
“The S O U P was a critic”
Liguli: Are you stupid
Ego: You’re slow
Liguli: And you’re a IDIOT
*GASPING*
Ego: I rule you drool
Liguli: And you’re A ULGY OLD MAN
ME: har har har har
@@kayshaduke5080 Ego: "LOL. I love egg rolls."
the food told you what it thought about you eating it.
"I am the soup man" - some drunk Scottish man in a red/blue team.
So if that was a soup / critic then it would be a soup just sitting there and eating lol
3:06 *This genuinely scared me to death.*
Then how are you still alive OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!
⊙○⊙ how you still alive?
I LOVE IT!
Electro.Dash.666 X idk why but I have a feeling he’s being raped-
When people don't know the difference between the word genuinely and literally.
0:53 “don’t steal food” seconds later “I’m stealing food”
Linguini: WHAT DID I SAY?!?!?!
That sounds like my friend
@@arzej4729 sounds like my parents
0:57
Hypocritical Damage!
3:31 "Yes. I'd like E G G R O L L S." 😂
My god I died laughing at that! XD
E G G
F * C K I N G
R O L L S
*E G G R O L L S*
E G G R O L L S
E G G R O L LS
3:25 the zoom in on the eyes makes the scene look way better! Thank you Qwistoff for making Amazing YTPs
We need an extended version of that Rata tata song. That was beautiful
Ikr
You know uno rata tata
u no uno?
Yes! I keep replaying 4:22 because it is catchy. It's fabulous!
Ikr XD
Linguine: Look its Delicious But Don't Steal
Later On..
Girl: What are you doing?
Linguine: Stealing Food.
Me: Logic
*ahem* lemme fix that for you.
Linguini*
Colette*
Hermione Granger Hypocrisy.
Its LeviOsa, not LeviosA
Remy: ( Facepalms )
Real mature
“You know UNO. Ratattata!”
I was at the point of that video
Why do they call it that
YOUR FIRED
I do know Uno and I suck at it lol
That was so dope ! Eheh ah eheha
“It was soup! The soups a critic!”
The soup: *I don’t like the way you cooked me Jeff*
My funny scenes 3:55, and 4:17
"I have a highly developed sense of GARBAGE." I died laughing at this.
Then how u type it then? Are u zombie with brain???????
I was feeling pretty good about my gift. Until Dad, gave me a MUSHROOM!
"The key is to keep turning it"
*lightning strike*
"Oooooooooh we gotta do that again."
@@slojoesdojo8836(Gets zapped) AGAIN!!! (Gets zapped) AGAIN!!! NOOOOO!
3:19
*”I mean tonight a big Knight is coming to order a big eagle.”*
The knight is S N I C K E R T H I C C
*laughs in crusader*
Ego
I died when I saw that
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
0:57
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
*"I'M STEALIN' FOOD!"*
(gets fired afterwards)
LOL
Iced Pancakes prolly the voice.
(Remy plays guitar)
0:52
I can’t stop playing this part 2:40
Me too.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
“I’M GONNA LOSE IT!”
2:51 Actually an insanely good roast for a food critic.
James Deats ohhhh
So true.
I *L O V E* *I T*
That dude:😎😎😎
Sekiko Gaming R̵̡̢̰͙̻̻͚̠͕̦̩̣̱͍͑͗͊̊̅̃͜ ̸̢͕̪̞̮̮̄͊̋͂̈͌͊͋͒̽͂̈́̍͘͜U̷̻̹͓̬̪̻̟͔̮̞̤̪̻̩͑̀̄͌͗́̇̀̏͝ ̶̩̬͙͎̣̟̰̯͖͇̪̮̈́̍͒̕͝ͅḂ̷̡̭̔̽͑̎̊͌̈͜͠ ̵̖͎̝̲͚͎͓͙̂̄̑̔̉̋̓̾͘̕͜ͅB̶̩̖̃̅͂̄̓̑̐͌̈͐̚̚̚͠͝ ̶̡̛͚͍̫̥̈́̈́̍̔̿̾̊͘Į̵̡͔̻͕̯̤̤̫̠̪̪͙͚̂͊̈́͌͋̉́̈́͘͘͝͠͠ ̴̛̛̞̠̝̏͆̇̊̌̈́̌̈́̿Ş̸͓̜̖̍̇͆͆̅̓ͅ ̵̨̠̞̞̟̖̩̜̺̰̩͈̿̀͑̕͝H̵̻̦͠
3:11 to 3:27 is me when doing a presentation in front of the class.
Tigertempertantrum me too
This is basically footage of my last presentation. XD
After I get done saying something in a group, there's always this awkward pause that lasts, like, 2 seconds before my teacher says something.
A presentation of EGG ROLLS
Same
2:51: Don't come back or I'll treat you the way restaurants are supposed to treat pests.
2:57 Aunton Ego gets mad.
3:06 then death
3:19 tonight is a big knight 3:22 order the big eagle. LOL 3:32 the curse of eggrolls 3:42 uh you know uh fimilirizing myself with TVs and such 3:48 do you just hate vegtibles. 3:54 uh vegtibles 4:00 I'm just hungry 4:16 lugwiniiiiiiiiiiii 4:23 you know Uno data Tata song 0:51 I trusted eggs. 0:54 don't steal steals 1:00 I'm stupid and this is stupid so let's do this thing attempts to get bike inside. THOSE ARE THE BEST PARTS OF THIS YTPPPPPPPPP. Includes 12 parts.
@@chezar2746 jeez dude
Thank you guys so much for 87 likes on my comment
@@loganziswiler334 allgood
3:52 Chef Skinner: What are you blabbering about?! >:(
Linguini: uhh Vegetables?
Chef Skinner: G E T O U T>:[
That damn thumbnail. Gets me every time.
Thicc Boi same it's to good
*PaToOiE*
O
u no uno?
Same
3:37 you should have had him say
*IM STEALIN FOOD*
Linhuini: 0:58
You mean 3:40
DoctorWhoRoblox1935 o
Jacobo Prado Lemos Remy: Oh my god Linguini....
327 likes
I lost it every time remi played the gitar.
Bro same
The Remy-guitar transition is genius
Ya.
4:30 this is the sickest remix I’ve heard on a ytp in long time , it’s so catchy I love it
I looooove it!!!
YEAH
Bruh I'm vibin
agreed :D
This remix is good for a ringtone or alarm ringtone.
2:58-3:10
This part would make a great scary movie!!!
When Linguini suffers panic attacks and gets nightmares from Anton Ego and his eggrolls!!!
Then got spooked by Ego and tries to find a way to escape through downtown Paris!!!!
This October, Get ready for egg rolls!!!
Nightmare of Anton Ego!!!
In cinemas now!!!
Rated 18!!!!!
Ego: *Deep voice* I LOVE IT!!!!
Linguini: Aaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!
Yeah.
Yeah.
I would like some...
*E G G R O L L S*
EGG ROLL
I LOVE EGG ROLLS
*I* *L* *O* *V* *E* *I* *T*
I
LoVe
EGGROOOOLS
Me
2
3:07
Anton Ego: I Love it.
(Linguini screams terrified)
Me: DED!
Linguini: “Laughs evilly”
Collett: What are you doing?!
Linguini: uHH stEaLinG f0@d hEhE
4:23 This is my favorite remix ever!
A
This is also my favorite remix of them all. Bravo Qwistoff!
Me too he said Ratatta you know UNO rattatta
anybody know the original mix?
Seriously it needs to be put on Spotify
Look. It’s delicious, but don't steal
*I'M STEALING FOOD!*
What are you doing?!
@@lortappethedwarf7744 I'm stealing food!
*guitar*
@@agawar6907 Look, I know it's stupid and stupid but neither of us can do this stupid thing alone, so we gotta do it together, right?
You with me?
@@CGF-LieutenantMireille
alright,
*LETS DO THIS THING*
2:25
"You are an Ugly old man"
This scared the shit out of me because the dolby atmos felt so weird
Like someone wouldve screamed this right next to me i swear
Or maybe it's because the left channel is an inverted version of the right channel
4:30 - 4:50
Those 20 seconds of Remix are more beautyfull then most pieces of modern Music in my opinion.
Good Job,
Qwistoff YTP
Imllllllll9oooove it
So true
Dave aubergine wrote a 2 min version of it.
Here's the official remix if anyone wants to know:
ua-cam.com/video/-FA6oGXVYDA/v-deo.html
The soup is a c r i t i c
Jeremy Boateng I lost it at that one
IT WAS SOUP! wot.
Jeremy Boateng soup 🥣 is the coolest
It vos not a cozstomeer. it vas SOOP
Hyperspatial Hyperspace wot
3:19 tOnIgHt A bIg KnIgHt iS cOmInG tO oRdEr A BiG eAgLe..... DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH for some reason I laughed so hard at that part XD
Me too
@@paris7119
*likes my own comment*
me three
That's the "mighty eagle"
Mighty Eagle: *WHAT THE HECK?!?!?!? WHY YOU GUNNA ORDER ME ON DAE MENU*
0:57 1:57 made me laugh so incredibly hard I almost cried IRL!
😂
that transition with the guitar gets me every time
1:54 it was not a customer it was soup! LOL!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"What?"
IT WAS SOUOS
@@mercimercuri "you are gusteau"
*I LOVE EGGROLLS*
@@mercimercuri **gets scared** **wakes up**
3:06 I... LOVE IT *linguini almost dies of heart attack*
Omg sooooo underated
Attention everyone tonight ego and he’s gonna have something *big*
Uh..
I know he is saying “love it” but I like to think he’s saying “RUBBISH”
Haha lol
Ya mean sheer heart attack?
3:20 "Tonight, The Big Night is coming to order a big eagle." Linguine, 2018
Guess Ego's a lot more violent in this movie than I remember
absolutely haha
And LOVES egg rolls
*I*
*LOVE IT*
2:56
IT WAS AT THIS MOMENT LINGUINI KNEW
*H E F U C K E D UP.*
This is a kid friendly sight m a n
*A H H HH!*
AJ LIFE it’s really NOT.
Gamer Guy! Gamer guy! Gamer guy! Gamer gui£!!!
My momma always told me; Don't trust eggs
e g g s
Alexander EGG ROLLS
Your mom's right
EGGS EGGS E DOUBLE G’S EGGS
EGGS!! EGGS!!
0:41 “ IIIIIDOIT, i new this would happen I let an IDIOT into my place and told him what’s mine is mine. Egg rolls gone, STUPID food gone. What did I expect, that’s what I get for trusting EGGS”
Greatest line of dialogue in history
4:15
Me casually walking back to my room while trying not to have a mental breakdown
When someone else is already in the room: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE!?
@@chaseelliott8578 more like when you enter the wrong restroom.
The chef has the power to teleport
@@Behind_the_scenes_ALOVARE Yep, or unless he can walk super fast and on one saw him walk in the pastry
Exactly
-Look, it's delicious, but don't steal
...
-What are you doing??
-*Stealing food :D*
_Oh my god_ 🤣🤣😂😂😂
Every time Rhemy plays the guitar.
0:34
1:00
1:59
3:35
4:21
Suga Kookies you forgot 4:21
You forgot 1:17
The best parts
@@yohn.mp359 What are you doing in here?!
Suga Kookies u forgot one
0:23 The way he says "mushroom" is so cute.
mUushroom ☺
Yeah
Ego: You're slow
Press: gasps.
Linguini: You're AN UGLY OLD MAN!
Press: HUUUUUUUUUH?!!!
Oh i have one! MR EGG-OL
LOL
This... is my knee.
What's my problem?
First of all, you.
And second...
I have a highly developed scent of GARBAGE!
I was feeling pretty good about my gift.
Until my dad gave me a m u s h r o o m !
I bet Mario isn't here ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The key... is to keep turning it.
Oh we have to do that again!!!
Again
Again
*AGAIN*
*NO!!!!*
*Guitar*
@@thebowz998 *yawn*
I’ve Never Been Scared Of Egg rolls
Until Now
E G G R O L L S
I *L O V E I T*
I love
*_EgGrOlLs_*
Yeeessss, id like E G G R O L L S
Linguini: Hello sir, do you know what you would like this evening?
Ego: Yes, I would like EGGROLLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0:52 “Look it’s delicious, but DON’T steal”
Later
0:57 “What are you doing!?”
0:58 “I’m stealing food!”
0:57
''WHAT R YOU DOING''
''IM STEALING FOOD''
*den den dren recording attempt 2*
3:32 Even after Linguini awoke, he could still hear the sinister eggrolls echoing in his brain...
Warning: do not trust eggs, if you trust eggs, they eat your eggrolls.
CANNIBALS MY GOD THE EGG CANNIBALS
Haha cannibalism
I love this bit 2:31
My eyes are watering xDDDD
"Don't trigger Anton Ego.." 😂😂😂😂😂
EGGROLLS!!!!!!!
Aaaahhhh
Imagine this was a school project of the plot of Ratatouille 😂
“It was not a customer, it was soup!”
“...wat?”
“The soup is a critic!”
It sure was huh
“I have a highly developed sense of *GARBAGE”*
Nobody:
Drunk Linguini: *Rat Patooti*
No one:
My UA-cam recommendations: *Rats and Patooie*
Ok, Peppa. *If anyone else sees this and they have a different profile picture, it was Peppa Pig when I made this comment.*
Those are mine.
Linguini : 'uses bike to get away from Ego'
Linugini : 'sits down near by a city lake'
Ego : i love it
Linguini : 'gets scared'
Linguini : 'falls in city lake'
*.
ŁÕVĘ ÏT¡
Liguli: And you’re Anton ego
OOOOOHHHHHH
EGO: you disstpote me
Liguli: DON’T COME BACK OR I’LL TREATED YOU RESTAURANTS ARE SUPPOSED TO TREAT PETS
"What's my problem?
First of all:
you..."
XD
You wanna know what I think about this ytp?
3:06
You LOVE IT?
That was scary to me but funny too.
Linguini: AAAAHHHGGGAAHHHHHHHH
You like it so much it's LITERALLY SCARY! lol... XD
yeah...don’t trigger Anton Ego
0:00 - 0:34 Shocking Start
0:35 - 1:00 Sorrowful Stealing
1:01 - 1:17 Stupid Story
1:18 - 1:59 Munching Mania
2:00 - 3:36 Eggroll Enigma
3:37 - 4:21 Linguini's Laydown
4:22 - 4:50 Ratatata Rave
4:51 - 5:01 End
*Dude i love this YTP! Mostly Collection Of Disney-Pixar Versions with combonations!*
I love the ratatata rave
2:51-3:11 is my favorite part.
WebsterProductions I WAS DYING!
This is my knee
*I L O V E I T*
Perfection
The Critic coming soon rated R...
“It was SOUP.”
“What?”
“The SOUP was a critic.”
4.7 thousand other people: “Hey! I’m gonna make the same comment about that!”
Dude, you and Yoshimaniac are my two favourite YTPiers. Keep up the good work!
"Tonight a big knight is coming to order a big eagle."
*Realization*
"GAAAAH!!!"
The Big Knight: *WHERE’S MY EAGLE!!!!!?????*
“This is my KNEE.
What’s my problem?
Well first of all-
YOU.”
*XD*
Second, I have a highly developed sense of garbage
Lol
I was feeling pretty good about my gift
Until dad gave me a 🍄
"Iiiddoooootoiiittt"
"Stuuuisiupidddd"
Had me dying
2:49 and 3:05 Do not piss off Ego! You have been warned... XD
Just give him his egg rolls
HILARIOUS!
Deaddy Fazpool I almost died laughing! I also choked on my oreo while watching this which made it worse. XD XD XD
@@franklinclinton249 now I'm afraid to watch ytp videos while eating Oreos. I didn't know you had access to this stuff in Los Santos tho
We all have songs stuck in our head when at idle....
4:35.... Is mine
Glacier The Husky same
( ovo)=e
song name? ;-;
@@Lxncee0 You Know Uno Ratta tatta
Decryptix thx :3
2:58 I spit all my cereals on my brother
Oh RIP XD
EnthusiastJDM yes
Music name?
1:37
Literally anyone ive been in a relationship with
“THIS IS NOT GONNA WORK!” *gets bitten*
Lol, Anton is terrifying!
And poor Linguini went YOLO SWAG Mode at the end!!! 😂
4:00 I bet the reason why Linguini said "I'm Just Hungry" is because I think he wants to eat the cheese that Remy ate to see how it's like to like the things rats, Remy, mouses and mice like.
4:22 is my favorite part of the YTP
LEGO_ TRAIN_GUY AHAHA
So true
My to
You know Uno ratatata x3
YOU’RE FIIAAAD!!!
Me too
This is one of the only videos that made me laugh. That's what I get for trusting eggs.👍
Cody is Lasanga I laugh at the stupid stuff like the start
You earned a subscriber. Srsly, this is gold. I *Love it*
Thanks a lot :3
Actually more like two subs for this golden delicious egg roll y ytp
3:06 Macdonald's ads be like:
so true
Actually it’s more like those cookie ads that says wait don’t skip and if I skip it
“ don’t steal food “
Also: steals food
Cottle: What are you doing
Linguini: I’m stealing food
underrated comment
"I love egg rolls"
-Angry Ego 2018
"That's what I get for trusting-
*E G G S* "
Linguini constantly trying to get back into the cooler because of his obsession with food is the funniest thing I've seen in a while