YTP | Rats and Patooie 🐀
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- Опубліковано 7 кві 2018
- RATS! Rat Patooie, whiCh does NOT souND DelicioUs
Disney Ratatouille YTP
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4:22 This is a work of art
Flaming Nebula he gotta make that an official song
We need an extended version. We still don’t. :’(
Where is the full song
Still not a thing.
Literaly read this than ot played
0:57
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
*"I'M STEALIN' FOOD!"*
(gets fired afterwards)
LOL
Iced Pancakes prolly the voice.
(Remy plays guitar)
0:52
"This is muh knee. What's my problem?
First of all: Y O U."
- Remy, 2018
Yes
Also Remy:
"second of all, I have a highly developed sense of GARBAGE(lmao)"
"I was feeling pretty good about my gift, until dad gave me a mushroom!'
@@laylathelpsqueen65 “The key is to keep turning It” *GETS ZAPPED*
Remy:OHHHH! WE GOTTA DO THAT AGAIN!
*GETS ZAPPED*
AGAIN!
*ZAPPING PAIN*
AGAIN!
Shrek:NO!!!
*guitar time*
“It was soup”
“The soup is a critic”
Weirdest name for a critic if I ever heard
Where are you?
*_iM aT soUp!_*
@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!
@@Evilriku13 *IM AT THE **_SOUPSTORE!_*
@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
@@JustCallMeLegion *_FUСК YOU!_*
“This is my *knee* .”
“What’s the problem?”
“You”
Life choices, rethunk
Lmao
Babababababa nononono deahahhahahahhahahaha
XD
0:07
"What is my problem?"
"First of all: You."
*THAT'S ALOT OF DAMAGE!*
And second, I have a highly developed sense of GARBAGE
I was feeling pretty good about my gift until dad gave me a mushroom.
The key is to keep turning it...
⚡️💀
OOOOH we gotta go that again!
⚡️💀💀
Again!!
⚡️💀💀💀⚡️
Again!!!!
NOOOO
I died
Ah, a fellow phil swift quoter.
1:53: “what did the customer say?”
“It wasn’t a customer. It was a S O U P”
“Wut”
“The S O U P was a critic”
Liguli: Are you stupid
Ego: You’re slow
Liguli: And you’re a IDIOT
*GASPING*
Ego: I rule you drool
Liguli: And you’re A ULGY OLD MAN
ME: har har har har
@@kayshaduke5080 Ego: "LOL. I love egg rolls."
the food told you what it thought about you eating it.
"I am the soup man" - some drunk Scottish man in a red/blue team.
So if that was a soup / critic then it would be a soup just sitting there and eating lol
2:51 "Don't come back or I'll treat you the way restaurants are supposed to treat pets."
That had me laughing 😂
Lol but it’s pests
@@trop1cal_blossom232 I thought linguini said pets. I guess I was wrong.
I…
Love it!
Oh now you done it
:O
0:11 "What's my problem? First of all, you." PFFFTTTTT
M. Nourishad That part got me laughing so hard, and only a few people can do that this early on in a YTP!
Qwistoff rules.
M. Nourishad Jeepers, I'm crying now.
Scoffs
Ikr lol
That's me when I'm at school.
😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒
I'm surrounded by idiots.
0:57 I'M STEALING FOOD!!! LOL
BREAKING NEWS! Linguini stole food!
After he said, "Don't steal." It means nothing to him except the rat. What's his name again Lemmy?
King Z-Man. Remy
Colette: What are you doing?
Linguini: I'm stealing Food!!
@@pepsidog3060 Thank you! That's what it was.
3:25 the zoom in on the eyes makes the scene look way better! Thank you Qwistoff for making Amazing YTPs
“It was soup! The soups a critic!”
The soup: *I don’t like the way you cooked me Jeff*
My funny scenes 3:55, and 4:17
"What did the customer say?"
"It was _soup!"_
"....soup?"
"The _soup_ was the crtic."
1:52
It wasn’t “....soup?”
It was “wut?”
(Mental break for the almost insane!)
Edit: Captions gang
Wot.
Where are you
I’m at soup!
1:09 “SO LETS DO THIS THING”
*Attempts to get bike inside*
I feel like you could convince someone that was what actually happened when he said that.
"SO LETS DO THIS THING" *throws the rat that was in the jar in the river forgetting evrything
@Robert Stephen
You definitely could if they haven’t seen it.
CincC Indy that’s me when I see a rat ._.
3:14 Tonight, Ego is coming and he is going to have something big.
I mean, tonight a big knight is coming to order a big eagle.
*IM GOING TO LOSE IT STARE*
DDDDAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
I can’t stop playing this part 2:40
Me too.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
“I’M GONNA LOSE IT!”
3:31 "Yes. I'd like E G G R O L L S." 😂
My god I died laughing at that! XD
E G G
F * C K I N G
R O L L S
*E G G R O L L S*
E G G R O L L S
E G G R O L LS
3:06 *This genuinely scared me to death.*
Then how are you still alive OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!
⊙○⊙ how you still alive?
I LOVE IT!
Electro.Dash.666 X idk why but I have a feeling he’s being raped-
When people don't know the difference between the word genuinely and literally.
The Remy-guitar transition is genius
Ya.
“ don’t steal food “
Also: steals food
Cottle: What are you doing
Linguini: I’m stealing food
underrated comment
“It was not a customer.” “It was soup!” XD, I LOST IT
Yes. Go to 1:54.
Wut
*The SOUP Was A Critic!*
Me too!
Galaxii Foxy Foxu *Guitar Intensifies*
3:19
*”I mean tonight a big Knight is coming to order a big eagle.”*
The knight is S N I C K E R T H I C C
*laughs in crusader*
Ego
I died when I saw that
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
3:20 "Tonight, The Big Night is coming to order a big eagle." Linguine, 2018
0:57 1:57 made me laugh so incredibly hard I almost cried IRL!
😂
0:53 “don’t steal food” seconds later “I’m stealing food”
Linguini: WHAT DID I SAY?!?!?!
That sounds like my friend
@@arzej4729 sounds like my parents
0:57
Hypocritical Damage!
I would like some...
*E G G R O L L S*
EGG ROLL
I LOVE EGG ROLLS
*I* *L* *O* *V* *E* *I* *T*
I
LoVe
EGGROOOOLS
Me
2
2:25
"You are an Ugly old man"
This scared the shit out of me because the dolby atmos felt so weird
Like someone wouldve screamed this right next to me i swear
Or maybe it's because the left channel is an inverted version of the right channel
0:23 The way he says "mushroom" is so cute.
mUushroom ☺
Yeah
"It wasn't a critic. It was SOUP!"
"What?"
The SOUP was a critic!"
i thought the critic was a soup
Wait it wasn't a critic...
but the soup was a criti-
Yyyyyyyyaaaaaaaa
•Opens door•
You are guestuo
Oh yeah you could say that. But you didn’t get it this time. Because I love egg rolls. And fact the soup was critic and fantastic.
"Linguini!"
"I'm just hungry"
Yeah, that's me when I go into the kitchen after dark
Yeah
4:01
Somehow I can relate to that even though I never experienced it myself.
True
Reminds me when my mom said to brush my teeth and I wanted an apple I got in bbiigg trouble😳
“I have a highly developed sense of *GARBAGE”*
0:46 Eggrolls are gone
St st STOOOOPID food gone!
what did I expect? That’s what I get for trusting EGGS
First canonical appearance of Rats and Patooie egg rolls.
3:46 Get OUT
3:55 GET OUT
4:01 LINGUINI!!!!
4:09 I SHOULD HAVE YOU DRAWN AND QUARTERED
4:17
What you doing in HERE!!!
Actually 3:55 is more of G E T O U T T
@@logandibble9662 When you're playing an escape and choose the wrong door.
I'm just hungry-
Look. It’s delicious, but don't steal
*I'M STEALING FOOD!*
What are you doing?!
@@lortappethedwarf7744 I'm stealing food!
*guitar*
@@agawar6907 Look, I know it's stupid and stupid but neither of us can do this stupid thing alone, so we gotta do it together, right?
You with me?
@@CGF-LieutenantMireille
alright,
*LETS DO THIS THING*
3:06 Macdonald's ads be like:
so true
Actually it’s more like those cookie ads that says wait don’t skip and if I skip it
I love this bit 2:31
My eyes are watering xDDDD
Every time Rhemy plays the guitar.
0:34
1:00
1:59
3:35
4:21
Suga Kookies you forgot 4:21
You forgot 1:17
The best parts
@@yohn.mp359 What are you doing in here?!
Suga Kookies u forgot one
“You know UNO. Ratattata!”
I was at the point of that video
Why do they call it that
YOUR FIRED
I do know Uno and I suck at it lol
That was so dope ! Eheh ah eheha
2:50 🤣🤣🤣 LMAO
DON’T COME BACK OR I’LL TREAT YOU THE WAY RESTAURANTS ARE SUPPOSED TO TREAT PESTS!!
1:23
He shakes his head then just bites him.
I’m dead🤣
And biting
2:51 Actually an insanely good roast for a food critic.
James Deats ohhhh
So true.
I *L O V E* *I T*
That dude:😎😎😎
Sekiko Gaming R̵̡̢̰͙̻̻͚̠͕̦̩̣̱͍͑͗͊̊̅̃͜ ̸̢͕̪̞̮̮̄͊̋͂̈͌͊͋͒̽͂̈́̍͘͜U̷̻̹͓̬̪̻̟͔̮̞̤̪̻̩͑̀̄͌͗́̇̀̏͝ ̶̩̬͙͎̣̟̰̯͖͇̪̮̈́̍͒̕͝ͅḂ̷̡̭̔̽͑̎̊͌̈͜͠ ̵̖͎̝̲͚͎͓͙̂̄̑̔̉̋̓̾͘̕͜ͅB̶̩̖̃̅͂̄̓̑̐͌̈͐̚̚̚͠͝ ̶̡̛͚͍̫̥̈́̈́̍̔̿̾̊͘Į̵̡͔̻͕̯̤̤̫̠̪̪͙͚̂͊̈́͌͋̉́̈́͘͘͝͠͠ ̴̛̛̞̠̝̏͆̇̊̌̈́̌̈́̿Ş̸͓̜̖̍̇͆͆̅̓ͅ ̵̨̠̞̞̟̖̩̜̺̰̩͈̿̀͑̕͝H̵̻̦͠
3:37 you should have had him say
*IM STEALIN FOOD*
Linhuini: 0:58
You mean 3:40
DoctorWhoRoblox1935 o
Jacobo Prado Lemos Remy: Oh my god Linguini....
327 likes
3:07
Anton Ego: I Love it.
(Linguini screams terrified)
Me: DED!
That damn thumbnail. Gets me every time.
Thicc Boi same it's to good
*PaToOiE*
O
u no uno?
Same
Linguini: "It's delicious, but *D O N ' T. S T E A L."*
(Later On...)
Collette: *"W H A T A R E Y O U D O I N G ! ?"*
Linguini: **Laughs** "I'm *STEALING FOOD."*
This was so funny
0:52 is the entire moment you just said and a luv it one like to you Izuku
I was the 69th like haha funny number
Liguli: look I know it’s stupid and stupid but neither of us can do a stupid THING
@@kayshaduke5080 y e s.
"I have a high sense of garbage..."
"...Until my dad gave me a mushroom!"
0:39 me when my friends come over for the night
Lol
3:11 to 3:27 is me when doing a presentation in front of the class.
Tigertempertantrum me too
This is basically footage of my last presentation. XD
After I get done saying something in a group, there's always this awkward pause that lasts, like, 2 seconds before my teacher says something.
A presentation of EGG ROLLS
Same
Can we just get an endless loop of Remy playing the guitar???
DuoBird omg yes please 🙌🏻
Woa, duo lingo watches ytp? XD
@@nickhyena2674 Who makes fun of people's profiles these days?
@@logandibble9662 how was that 'making fun'?
@@nickhyena2674 U laughed at him because of his profile. It's his profile, so he can be on yt whenever he wants.
“It was SOUP.”
“What?”
“The SOUP was a critic.”
4.7 thousand other people: “Hey! I’m gonna make the same comment about that!”
Make a horror ytp where Anton Ego haunts that guy throughout the video, hides in places, and comes out every once in a while throughout the video.
Linguine: Look its Delicious But Don't Steal
Later On..
Girl: What are you doing?
Linguine: Stealing Food.
Me: Logic
*ahem* lemme fix that for you.
Linguini*
Colette*
Hermione Granger Hypocrisy.
Its LeviOsa, not LeviosA
Remy: ( Facepalms )
Real mature
2:56
IT WAS AT THIS MOMENT LINGUINI KNEW
*H E F U C K E D UP.*
This is a kid friendly sight m a n
*A H H HH!*
AJ LIFE it’s really NOT.
Gamer Guy! Gamer guy! Gamer guy! Gamer gui£!!!
0:52 “Look it’s delicious, but DON’T steal”
Later
0:57 “What are you doing!?”
0:58 “I’m stealing food!”
2:12 *roasting time starts* 🤣🤣🤣
I lost it every time remi played the gitar.
Bro same
We need an extended version of that Rata tata song. That was beautiful
Ikr
You know uno rata tata
u no uno?
Yes! I keep replaying 4:22 because it is catchy. It's fabulous!
Ikr XD
"this is what i get for trusting eggs"
i died
Remy: "What's my problem? First of all: *you* ."
Me: (intense crying)
2:51: Don't come back or I'll treat you the way restaurants are supposed to treat pests.
2:57 Aunton Ego gets mad.
3:06 then death
3:19 tonight is a big knight 3:22 order the big eagle. LOL 3:32 the curse of eggrolls 3:42 uh you know uh fimilirizing myself with TVs and such 3:48 do you just hate vegtibles. 3:54 uh vegtibles 4:00 I'm just hungry 4:16 lugwiniiiiiiiiiiii 4:23 you know Uno data Tata song 0:51 I trusted eggs. 0:54 don't steal steals 1:00 I'm stupid and this is stupid so let's do this thing attempts to get bike inside. THOSE ARE THE BEST PARTS OF THIS YTPPPPPPPPP. Includes 12 parts.
@@chezar2746 jeez dude
Thank you guys so much for 87 likes on my comment
@@loganziswiler334 allgood
The soup is a c r i t i c
Jeremy Boateng I lost it at that one
IT WAS SOUP! wot.
Jeremy Boateng soup 🥣 is the coolest
It vos not a cozstomeer. it vas SOOP
Hyperspatial Hyperspace wot
“The critic was soup!”
Remy: This is myknee.
Why the hell was that funny?
2:58-3:10
This part would make a great scary movie!!!
When Linguini suffers panic attacks and gets nightmares from Anton Ego and his eggrolls!!!
Then got spooked by Ego and tries to find a way to escape through downtown Paris!!!!
This October, Get ready for egg rolls!!!
Nightmare of Anton Ego!!!
In cinemas now!!!
Rated 18!!!!!
Ego: *Deep voice* I LOVE IT!!!!
Linguini: Aaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!
Yeah.
Yeah.
1:54 it was not a customer it was soup! LOL!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"What?"
IT WAS SOUOS
@@raymondsanford9445 "you are gusteau"
*I LOVE EGGROLLS*
@@raymondsanford9445 **gets scared** **wakes up**
That remix near the end was absolute _gold!_
*"THATS what HAPPENS when YOU trust EgGs"*
4:23 This is my favorite remix ever!
A
This is also my favorite remix of them all. Bravo Qwistoff!
Me too he said Ratatta you know UNO rattatta
anybody know the original mix?
Seriously it needs to be put on Spotify
“I don’t *liKe* you.”
Linguine: Any you’re...Anton Ego
The audience: :000000 o noe he didnt
@ Search Anton Ego on Google.
You are-Gusteau?
Linguini: DON’T COME BACK OR I WILL TREAT YOU RESTAURANTS ARE SUPPOSED TO TREAT PETS
Linguini constantly trying to get back into the cooler because of his obsession with food is the funniest thing I've seen in a while
"I, i'm just uh ya know uh familiarizing myself with uh"
"TVs"
"and such."
*"Get out!"*
4:30 this is the sickest remix I’ve heard on a ytp in long time , it’s so catchy I love it
I looooove it!!!
YEAH
Bruh I'm vibin
agreed :D
This remix is good for a ringtone or alarm ringtone.
"I have a highly developed sense of GARBAGE." I died laughing at this.
Then how u type it then? Are u zombie with brain???????
I was feeling pretty good about my gift. Until Dad, gave me a MUSHROOM!
"The key is to keep turning it"
*lightning strike*
"Oooooooooh we gotta do that again."
@@slojoesdojo8836(Gets zapped) AGAIN!!! (Gets zapped) AGAIN!!! NOOOOO!
4:36 Is this what it’s like to be drunk?
2:17 Linguini calls Ego an idiot LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Where is “idiot” from?
@@christopherlmoo I don't really know honestly
Guess Ego's a lot more violent in this movie than I remember
absolutely haha
And LOVES egg rolls
*I*
*LOVE IT*
My momma always told me; Don't trust eggs
e g g s
Alexander EGG ROLLS
Your mom's right
EGGS EGGS E DOUBLE G’S EGGS
EGGS!! EGGS!!
If I don't L O V E I T
I don't LoVe iT 3 times
2:35
My favorite part
This is genuinely one of the best YTPs ever made. The timing and gags are perfect.
3:19 tOnIgHt A bIg KnIgHt iS cOmInG tO oRdEr A BiG eAgLe..... DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH for some reason I laughed so hard at that part XD
Me too
@@paris7119
*likes my own comment*
me three
That's the "mighty eagle"
Mighty Eagle: *WHAT THE HECK?!?!?!? WHY YOU GUNNA ORDER ME ON DAE MENU*
"Don't trigger Anton Ego.." 😂😂😂😂😂
EGGROLLS!!!!!!!
Aaaahhhh
1:28 this part tho XD
I should say, this clean ytp is a hands-down winner
I’m up for it
0:22
Remy: OH WOW!!! A MUSHROOM
Remy's Dad: You're Mario now.
?
@@mareeedensos2805The Super Mushroom is the power-up that makes Mario bigger.
4:15
Me casually walking back to my room while trying not to have a mental breakdown
When someone else is already in the room: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE!?
@@chaseelliott8578 more like when you enter the wrong restroom.
The chef has the power to teleport
@@ATP_Officisl_Scratch_YT_ACC Yep, or unless he can walk super fast and on one saw him walk in the pastry
Exactly
The fact that every time im about to watch a qwistoff ytp i smile before i even watch it shows that this man makes amazing clean ytps, keep up the good work my man 👍👍👍
UA-cam: Why yes, indeed we do have good content.
Qwistoff: E G G R O L L S
2:51-3:11 is my favorite part.
WebsterProductions I WAS DYING!
This is my knee
*I L O V E I T*
Perfection
The Critic coming soon rated R...
You wanna know what I think about this ytp?
3:06
You LOVE IT?
That was scary to me but funny too.
Linguini: AAAAHHHGGGAAHHHHHHHH
You like it so much it's LITERALLY SCARY! lol... XD
yeah...don’t trigger Anton Ego
“It was not a customer. It was SOUP”
I watched this hours after it came out, and I’m revisiting it 5 years later…still got me wheezing
3:06 I... LOVE IT *linguini almost dies of heart attack*
Omg sooooo underated
Attention everyone tonight ego and he’s gonna have something *big*
Uh..
I know he is saying “love it” but I like to think he’s saying “RUBBISH”
Haha lol
Ya mean sheer heart attack?
Warning: do not trust eggs, if you trust eggs, they eat your eggrolls.
CANNIBALS MY GOD THE EGG CANNIBALS
Haha cannibalism
The subtitles make these videos 10000% more funny
*just trust me*
Remy doing the transitioning guitars make this absolutely hilarious! 🤣
I’ve Never Been Scared Of Egg rolls
Until Now
E G G R O L L S
I *L O V E I T*
I love
*_EgGrOlLs_*
Yeeessss, id like E G G R O L L S
Linguini: Hello sir, do you know what you would like this evening?
Ego: Yes, I would like EGGROLLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Linguini: “Laughs evilly”
Collett: What are you doing?!
Linguini: uHH stEaLinG f0@d hEhE
"Oh shoot... he got me" That got me 😂
The first ever Ratatouille YTP I've ever seen and still an absolute gut buster all these years on. The Ratta Tatta is one of the best songs composed within the last ten years, 1000 times more intricate than most modern pop songs.