Jason can actually teleport not joking. He does it in Jason Takes Manhattan look it up plus he can easily just pick up a branch and toss it so hard it javelins your ass. Myers all you have to do is not go to haddonfield. that simple. he only stalks that specific town and specifically around halloween. Making sure you are not in a specific location at a specific month of a year should be really really fucking easy.
Fun fact: in a comic book, a predator got jumped by all the inmates in a prison and took most of them out bare handed, the inmates only won by gassing him. Im not sure your strat is gonna work
To be fair to all the people who lose these fights. They don't have batman prep time like you. The weaknesses were not known to them prior to getting into the shit. No one suspects a doll to come alive and start swinging a knife. No one suspects E.T. to have acid blood. Not everyone is carrying a gun 24/7 on the off chance a serial killer has you in their sights.
I hate how when mfs gas up Chucky they always forget that regardless of strength, he still has the weight of a doll and like a 16” wingspan. You can palm tf outta that boy’s dome and there’s NOTHING he can do.
To be fair to the chuckster, he is very fast, has insane durability, and can transfer his soul to other dolls. So he could overwhelm an kill someone if he got a bunch of himself or was prepared.
A horror film that's an all time favorite of mine, Prince Of Darkness, where beating the villain is probably worse than being killed 'cause of the constant existensial dread that makes you think "Did we really win?" It's a long story discussing the plot and lore of the film. I highly recommend Prince Of Darkness, made by John Carpenter, who made Halloween (1978).
Seven days? She's staying for another seven, and that bitch either climbing her ass back into the TV with the biggest grin on face while walking funny or screaming for me to get away from her.
i honestly dont understand how channels like this get so less few views, compared to the extremely large channels like this THAT USE LITERAL AI VOICES with no personality to them... great video!
@@blacky8987hahaha, you right... Only to immediately get the fuck back up and kill every single one of them, somehow telephort behind Karen then killed her. You ain't living Mf 💀
@@blacky8987 He gets right back up. The man got jumped by a neighborhood then proceeded to win that 1 v 30 and kill majority if not all of those people. He got back up and evicerated a firefighter squadron with their own jaws of life. It took Laurie training her whole life and the entire cities efforts to trap him and grind him up in a car crusher to finally take him down.
@@iitzmarceno not even if you insult his mom he kills for no reason if you step one foot in camp crystal lake or houses near the area like pakanak lodge Higgins haven or the jarvis residence near the lake or if hes going after someone who escaped him and their coming in your vicinity and your in his way you're done for if youre chilling minding your own business enjoying nature on the camp grounds or at a air bnb summer home near crystal lake it's on sight with jason if you fucking your broad in the tent in the woods.or a cabin in the area or skinny dipping in the lake its a wrap if you go find a nice spot to smoke a blunt or throw a house party near crystal lake its over.
But ey... Ngl them bi people are surviving ngl, cause you KNOW they can crossdress as jasons mommy then just trip him, like it don't matter what it takes I'm putting on the maid dress and then running out of crystal lake never gon find me in that camp
Jason Voorhees is canonically strong enough to sock your head off that it got chucked into the bin, just like what happened to Julius in New York City.
Me and the ring girl making a different kind of tape and I'm sharing that shit with the homies. Funny ass video broski, I gotta support this. Keep it up.🤝
@@lucifermagne7458 And when was anyone here referring to the OG version in the first place? Because I don't think iitzmarce showed any clips from the OG version
I fucking love this guy this is the craziest most outrageous stuff ive heard i just got circumcised and im trying not to rip stitches laughing holy shit 😂😂😂
In the real quiet place movie part two The characters actually go to an island but the monster gets on a boat somehow it floats to the island and you know the rest
glad to have subbed 2 u since 6k, u gon blow. I really wanna make this kinda content, I always thought I would have to refrain from saying wild shit if I were to, but you've showed me I don't need to 🙏
For how i can survive the Predator. I have have to be unappealing, thats it. They hunt game, they ignored people with lung cancer or something, and pregent people. But they only target people who knows how to fight. I just have to be unappealing and they'll ignore me because I'm not worth it.
Bad Bloods Predators will be harder. Since they don’t care about honor. They would probably thinking why is this person yelling before blasting you out.
8:49 brother, I’m taking the pitchforks out. You do realize he is indeed immortal right? He has been shot in between the eyes, burned alive, jumped, stabbed, and actually was hit with an entire town firing squad with an array of different weapons in Halloween 4 and lived. Gotta watch all the movies man 🤷♂️
Michael has literally been lit UP up with ballistics in the end of Halloween 2 and still here. You were never winning against the curse of thorn bro 🎃 🔪
Art the Clown is literally immortal. If we made eye contact I’d know I’m 100% cooked no matter what, I’d rather end myself on my own terms than go through whatever he has planned.
Lol Michael casually getting jumped by a whole town and clutching up and beating them also him after being burnt beating a whole firefighter team💀 thats just his halloween kills feats
hey man, please notice this comment, terrifier 3 is coming out soon, meaning he is BREATHING AND ALIVE AFTER GETTING HIS HEAD CUT OFF MY GUY YOU AINT WINNING
Freddy Krueger straight up fought Jason outside the dreamrealm in close combat multiple times in Freddy Vs Jason. like look at bros combo game what you smokin chief.
Mikey and Jason literally have the same powers mans say if you had a gun 😂 Mike been shot multiple times even in the face your not surviving buddy and all those people that jumped him became merch💀
@@iitzmarce yall say this but Jason died in damn every movie meanwhile Mike died twice been shot multiple times , burned alive, blown up , stabbed, ran over, etc literally the same as Jason plus Micheal was more aggressive he has no purpose Jason only kills trespassers you can be eating soup and Mikey gone come end yo shi for no reason yall Jason fans got stop bruh🤦🏽♂️
If we’re going by canon Freddy, apart from New Nightmare and the reboot I’m pretty sure all 6 OG movies AND FvJ are all canon to the NoES continuity. Freddy after being brought into the real world was swapping hands with Jason and literally almost killed him. Jason ripped off his arm but couldn’t put Freddy down and if not for Freddy getting distracted by the protagonist he would have won the fight. You’re not beating FvJ Freddy even in the real world. He was still alive after decapitation so it seems he retains some of his powers in the real world.
myers and jason are essentially the immortal snail as a horror movie villain
I think the only way to permanently defeat Jason is if a blood relative does it. So if you arent on that family tree, it’s wraps for you.
@@anthonylong9067 unless you put him in the tungstene box
Ye they always won’t stop until they kill you
Jason can actually teleport not joking. He does it in Jason Takes Manhattan look it up plus he can easily just pick up a branch and toss it so hard it javelins your ass. Myers all you have to do is not go to haddonfield. that simple. he only stalks that specific town and specifically around halloween. Making sure you are not in a specific location at a specific month of a year should be really really fucking easy.
@@anthonylong9067we all come from distant african ancestors 🤷♂️
Fun fact: in a comic book, a predator got jumped by all the inmates in a prison and took most of them out bare handed, the inmates only won by gassing him. Im not sure your strat is gonna work
We literally see a predator ko a Grizzly with a punch.
the predator gonna see them either way bro, heat vision bro
Predator tossed 200+lbs Arnold like a kid. This mf can rip SPINES out of people. Not even Mike Tyson have a chance against THIS strength.
Best part is that was an unexperienced juvenile, so imagine what just an average hunter or even an elder could do@@Agent-57
Snipers on the roof
A predator can canonicaly one punch a bear 💀
yea im cooked
@@iitzmarce glad u can admit it
That was a primitive one too. He didn't have most of that high tech shit we see them use against soldiers and xenomorphs. That was pure HANDS.
To be fair to all the people who lose these fights. They don't have batman prep time like you. The weaknesses were not known to them prior to getting into the shit. No one suspects a doll to come alive and start swinging a knife. No one suspects E.T. to have acid blood. Not everyone is carrying a gun 24/7 on the off chance a serial killer has you in their sights.
i didn't even think of that
and i keep a bazooka on me at all times
Stop the 🧢🧢🧢@@iitzmarce
You obviously haven't been to certain places in the US, dudes be packin' when they sleepin'.
@@iitzmarceain’t stopping the quiet place aliens tho
The thumbnail is crazy ngl
Unhinged
Got that classic authentic UA-cam vibe to it
she prolly gives otherworldly gawk gawk
Hear me out
I aint hearing you out@@josiahleviston648
Hollow purple is definitely packing that man up and he definitely not eating a unlimited void💀
ONG
@@iitzmarce ong
@@iitzmarceong
I won't even hold you I'd get folded by one Alien, especially the one from Isolation 😭
Everyone would get folded bro💀
Blud 100% fatality rate, no nigga from any point in history would survive💀💀💀
xenomorphs are turely the goats
Or a face hugger
@@xenogamingwinner❤
I hate how when mfs gas up Chucky they always forget that regardless of strength, he still has the weight of a doll and like a 16” wingspan. You can palm tf outta that boy’s dome and there’s NOTHING he can do.
To be fair to the chuckster, he is very fast, has insane durability, and can transfer his soul to other dolls. So he could overwhelm an kill someone if he got a bunch of himself or was prepared.
"bunch of himself" if not im cooking
5 yr old kids- Hold my wrestling doll…
He still has the strength of a human man
A horror film that's an all time favorite of mine, Prince Of Darkness, where beating the villain is probably worse than being killed 'cause of the constant existensial dread that makes you think "Did we really win?" It's a long story discussing the plot and lore of the film. I highly recommend Prince Of Darkness, made by John Carpenter, who made Halloween (1978).
youre real on the sadako one random girl whos flexible as hell coming through MY tv drenched in water is not surviving me
lol
Seven days? She's staying for another seven, and that bitch either climbing her ass back into the TV with the biggest grin on face while walking funny or screaming for me to get away from her.
So, yes, you’d fuck a corpse…
She a minor bro 😭
@@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit actually she's not. SAMARA from the Ring reboot is a minor. Sadako from the original is an adult
i honestly dont understand how channels like this get so less few views, compared to the extremely large channels like this THAT USE LITERAL AI VOICES with no personality to them... great video!
People don’t seem to realize Michael is genuinely invincible and canon be taken down for long due to a curse
kid a 60 years old lady smoke his azz.... he is not inmortal
@@blacky8987 he got up
@@blacky8987hahaha, you right...
Only to immediately get the fuck back up and kill every single one of them, somehow telephort behind Karen then killed her. You ain't living Mf 💀
@@blacky8987 He gets right back up. The man got jumped by a neighborhood then proceeded to win that 1 v 30 and kill majority if not all of those people. He got back up and evicerated a firefighter squadron with their own jaws of life. It took Laurie training her whole life and the entire cities efforts to trap him and grind him up in a car crusher to finally take him down.
@@Isaiah_Drakehow about when he got wrestled in the sewers and got his mask snatched by a normal guy
Jason Voorhees is more than just a unit, he's a force of nature with mommy issues 😭
MAN... say one thing about bro mom and your cooked fasho
@@iitzmarceno not even if you insult his mom he kills for no reason if you step one foot in camp crystal lake or houses near the area like pakanak lodge Higgins haven or the jarvis residence near the lake or if hes going after someone who escaped him and their coming in your vicinity and your in his way you're done for if youre chilling minding your own business enjoying nature on the camp grounds or at a air bnb summer home near crystal lake it's on sight with jason if you fucking your broad in the tent in the woods.or a cabin in the area or skinny dipping in the lake its a wrap if you go find a nice spot to smoke a blunt or throw a house party near crystal lake its over.
But ey... Ngl them bi people are surviving ngl, cause you KNOW they can crossdress as jasons mommy then just trip him, like it don't matter what it takes I'm putting on the maid dress and then running out of crystal lake never gon find me in that camp
Jason Voorhees is canonically strong enough to sock your head off that it got chucked into the bin, just like what happened to Julius in New York City.
If i ever get attacked by Chucky and Tiffany, im locking Chucky in a box and carrying Tiffany to the bedroom 🥴 😂
RIGHT HERE OFFICER
@@iitzmarce Aye they chose to attack me so im giving Tiffany that Redo the healer energy 🥷🏿😂
I ain’t gonna lie, a tiffany doll with certain features would make a man a billionaire!
"he got jumped by a bunch of Hill Billys"
(bro took the whole town down as soon as he touches that knife he dropped)
Me and the ring girl making a different kind of tape and I'm sharing that shit with the homies. Funny ass video broski, I gotta support this. Keep it up.🤝
ayyye thanks
BROOO SHE'S LIKE 13
Bruh she’s like 12
@@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbitshe isn't. Samara from the American reboot is a minor. Sadako from the original novel and movies is an adult
@@lucifermagne7458 And when was anyone here referring to the OG version in the first place? Because I don't think iitzmarce showed any clips from the OG version
I love this and I love how accurate he is to the Halloween one and the others.
Spot on with the ring mah dude😂😂
I fucking love this guy this is the craziest most outrageous stuff ive heard i just got circumcised and im trying not to rip stitches laughing holy shit 😂😂😂
That thumbnail is wild af. Had to screenshot it and send it to the group chat.
lmao
Found your channel recently and I can confirm I really do watch your videos while eating.
w
When the bullets bounce off assassin predator:☠
Love the video. You should totally do heroes you can fight.
i should make a video saying i could beat superman
Yes@@iitzmarce
@@iitzmarce Rocksteady already did that video
@@haroldsedit5181 TOO BAD
The whole part with Jason was gold
2:00 Ngi this is the first ever man i see would beat the ring girl like that
you’re one of the lucky ones
@@iitzmarce i mean I would plow the ring girl but consensual
In the real quiet place movie part two
The characters actually go to an island but the monster gets on a boat somehow it floats to the island and you know the rest
Just don't have a weapon around predators. In the second movie it shows that if you don't have a weapon or your not a threat they won't kill you.
This guy earnt his subs your content is soo good and humour is on point ❤
In a quiet place, all the aliens would kill all the parents because parrots are really noisy
Personally I would give Freddy Kruger that guts treatment I’m sorry if he was in my dreams
To easy for this man
Video was immaculate would of been legendary in the summer or next Halloween
james rlly made me realize how many scary movies I could actually survive in 😭
Homie did NOT need to call out our dream
How Adam smasher did rebecca is foul💀
If I had magic in the terrirfier universe I would also use hollow purple but I'm also malevolen shrine there ass
glad to have subbed 2 u since 6k, u gon blow. I really wanna make this kinda content, I always thought I would have to refrain from saying wild shit if I were to, but you've showed me I don't need to 🙏
For how i can survive the Predator. I have have to be unappealing, thats it. They hunt game, they ignored people with lung cancer or something, and pregent people. But they only target people who knows how to fight. I just have to be unappealing and they'll ignore me because I'm not worth it.
06:18 Jesus that looked horrific.
yoo big fan bro enjoyed the vid keep up the work my guy
THESE COMMENTS MAKE MY DAY. appreciate it ❤️
That alarm sound made me hurt
In a quiet place I think the best way to survive is to kill one death angel then use its armor as body armor and use it to fight other monsters.
Also you should do a part 2 of this this is very interesting
Bad Bloods Predators will be harder. Since they don’t care about honor. They would probably thinking why is this person yelling before blasting you out.
Hitting arty with a hallow purple is crazy
IM SO PROUD OF YOU BABYYY AAAAAA!!!!! ❤❤❤❤
8:49 brother, I’m taking the pitchforks out. You do realize he is indeed immortal right? He has been shot in between the eyes, burned alive, jumped, stabbed, and actually was hit with an entire town firing squad with an array of different weapons in Halloween 4 and lived. Gotta watch all the movies man 🤷♂️
How to beat Predator:
Get it caught on Chris Hansen show.
Michael has literally been lit UP up with ballistics in the end of Halloween 2 and still here. You were never winning against the curse of thorn bro 🎃 🔪
The chucky one got me
Now me personally? I am not surviving any of these😭🙏 except Chucky, bro is gonna be a football the moment he sees me
aint no way you said you gonna beat freddy krueger, that guy went up against jason in the real world bro
it prob gonna work though
That was the uncanon version, the normal one would lowkey get his ass bear
Bro is boutta die to every single one of these 😭 I gotta agree with Jennifer’s body though… I understand
you got me laughing like a schoolgirl, you're making some real nice videos
I try
i wish that you could make much more of theese videos bro love em
There is a reason... Wait my bad TWO BIG reasons why 1:32 is the most replayed part of this video
Honourable mention to 1:25 - 1:27
9:20, Mike tanked 6 shots from Dr.Loomis and just walked off, A gun aint doin crap
You should do one where you can't beat
UMM I’m calling the double triple OG Cj Christ Jesus to help me😂
Love your videos bro and you made me think about the movie Get Out, if the roles would be reversed dang ppl would melt over it
Man forgot Michael Myers just stood in a burning house like it was nun 😅
The predators be blowing they self up when they lose ain’t no winning 😂
lmao i forgot they have mini nukes on their arms
If Chucky tried jumping me unma give him that MX treatment
Bro you are mad funny you get a sub.
thanks
Fun fact you know the monsters in “A Quiet Place” the sound they make when they’re using echo location, is a fucking stun gun tazing grapes
Bro really said “Nah I’d win”
Dead meat really got me feeling like a horror movie expert even though I’ve only watched like 5 total
Predator my favorite movie monster but his strategy might actually work lmaooooo
The ring eclipse one is 💀💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🏴☠️
Im not even gonna lie at exactly 7:10 and 7:23 made me subscribe because my black ass thought i was the only one experiencing that😂😂
man i wish i didn't lol that dream changes a man ngl
the revement voice line for hallowen
When he showed that old dude with wings swinging in the forest to show freddy's dreamworld...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What a dream
Myers got crushed to death and came back you can't kill that
This shit channel is so underated ngl yo content is so good
Bro this video makes my day bro lmaoo. I'm gonna subscribe to this shi bro😭. Hi from Brasil
thanks this comment made my day 🫡
Bro this shit hilarious asf I’m subscribing 😂
Hi from Algeria 🇩🇿
That Wife And Kids Dream hit different in the worst way lmaoo
wouldn't wish it on my worst opps
Freddy is protected by the dream demons in the dream realm. They can make him invincible.
I'm pretty sure that the predator survived getting hit by a missile in the comics
Art the Clown is literally immortal. If we made eye contact I’d know I’m 100% cooked no matter what, I’d rather end myself on my own terms than go through whatever he has planned.
He wasn’t beating them. He was BEATING them. 😳
9:18 see the thing with Michel Myers is that he gets invincibility frames every now and then
the fact that you realy belive you can fool a predator to walk in a field thats obviously a trap, is mindblowing, belive me he would know.
Ion think u remember Freddy vs Jason when they bring Freddy out that dream world😂
The alarm sound diabolical
Lol Michael casually getting jumped by a whole town and clutching up and beating them also him after being burnt beating a whole firefighter team💀 thats just his halloween kills feats
hey man, please notice this comment, terrifier 3 is coming out soon, meaning he is BREATHING AND ALIVE AFTER GETTING HIS HEAD CUT OFF MY GUY YOU AINT WINNING
OMFGGGGG HE STILL FINNA EAT THIS HALLOW PURPLE
@iitzmarce nah don't exist in this universe sorry man, and if he came back from getting his head cut off hollow purple ain't doing shit
NAH EDP FOR THE PREDATOR this mann smoking that gucci pack
Who is gonna tell them about how xenomorphs kill one person.
Freddy Krueger straight up fought Jason outside the dreamrealm in close combat multiple times in Freddy Vs Jason.
like look at bros combo game what you smokin chief.
Sadako part was wild dawg chillax😭🙏
(Ngl i would do the same as bro)
Mikey and Jason literally have the same powers mans say if you had a gun 😂 Mike been shot multiple times even in the face your not surviving buddy and all those people that jumped him became merch💀
no tf they don’t 💀 what are you yapping about
@@iitzmarce you must have never watched Halloween bruh 🤦🏽♂️
@@Keshawn_fan you’re smoking bbc if you think myers is touching my glorious King jason. but fr fr myers is not jason level maybe the rob zombie myers
@@iitzmarce yall say this but Jason died in damn every movie meanwhile Mike died twice been shot multiple times , burned alive, blown up , stabbed, ran over, etc literally the same as Jason plus Micheal was more aggressive he has no purpose Jason only kills trespassers you can be eating soup and Mikey gone come end yo shi for no reason yall Jason fans got stop bruh🤦🏽♂️
Ima need the original video of this,bc this had me weak.😂😂 7:35
the game is called Pacify. i dont remember where i got the vid from
@@iitzmarce THANK YOU
You have a new subscriber btw!:3
Bro's the definition of nah i'd win
This whole video translates to : Me personally
you my new favorite youtuber 😂
BETTT
I'm still dying by Megan fox
Cool vid 😎
If we’re going by canon Freddy, apart from New Nightmare and the reboot I’m pretty sure all 6 OG movies AND FvJ are all canon to the NoES continuity. Freddy after being brought into the real world was swapping hands with Jason and literally almost killed him. Jason ripped off his arm but couldn’t put Freddy down and if not for Freddy getting distracted by the protagonist he would have won the fight. You’re not beating FvJ Freddy even in the real world. He was still alive after decapitation so it seems he retains some of his powers in the real world.
Bro has NOT watched Halloween 💀