Iron Duke it’s abigail shapiro and you literally find the nudes on google images www.google.com/search?q=abby+shapiro+nudes&client=firefox-b-m&prmd=inv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiMlZrG___lAhWcwcQBHdcmDKAQ_AUoAXoECAwQAQ&biw=375&bih=545 enjoy my nigga
You have no idea how badly I hoped your slav-jacket would catch fire during that NordVPN ad. I don't even dislike you, that'd just have been really funny
you know what's sad. these vids are great. i love them. i laugh my ass off at them. but when they end, a feeling washes over me, and i think to myself "it wasnt enough. it felt so short. i need MORE"
I like this style for Tarkov videos, in the past they seemed sluggish and it was hard to get into, this new setup where it's presented like a old cheesy action movie. Very nice.
Sometimes, I see the way Sam interacts with his buddies and wonder how ruthless he'd be in an apocalyptic wasteland. wait I watched the rust gameplays nvm
You make this game look playable. Now when I try to play I just die in one shot to everyone after loading them up with 45 rounds of paper bullets. 20+ Hours of game play with 0% progress, amazing, fun, and easy to get into...
Sam I've been a fan for a while now. But the pitbull thumbnail is by far the most hilarious things I've seen UA-cam. I'm about to go to work and have a great day. Thanks Sam.
The Nord 'Hack' was never about stealing saved information. It was about someone accessing the tunnel and being able to decrypt information travelling through it because they had access to the key. So although there was no saved information on the servers, someone could see the information that was being sent and received through the tunnel/s, potentially identifying information or stuff you don't want anyone knowing. In other words, the entire reason for using a VPN was compromised and although there was no data saved on the servers, there was nothing to stop the person who gained access from saving the information flowing through the tunnel. In fact, there is no way of ever knowing what information was stolen, because no data is kept to refer to. If someone has had important info stolen, they will never know.
Hey so no one heard this from me but just to let you know Since Tarkov is client-side if you join servers with high ping the game not only runs smoother, but shots connect more and it gives you up to a full second of reaction time. I know this from a vid me and some friends watched recently and it makes a lot of sense. I'm not gonna explain everything here but it works I've tried it. It makes the game much more playable and from what I know many of the big names in Tarkov are using this. Just watch the top right corner of the screen and if they have high ping it will show up as a red number. Most streamers and UA-camrs cover this. Its believed this is done in an attempt to hide their ping. Just wanna let yall know
It's ironic that before the found in raid mechanic came out, no one would want to leave tarkov, there was too much money that you could make to want to leave. Now that found in raid has ruined the game, all people want to do is leave tarkov but you can't. Makes me sad.
Yo Gs, Order some mimosa bark. Then boil it with 1 10th part vinegar. Then add some caustic acid. About 30 grams unless it's less than 1 to 9. Then add some shellite, immediately after the caustic soda. Shake the solution. Then put in a glass dish. Have fun.
hey sam, been subscribed for quite a minute now and i gotta say, keep doing ur thing man, there are literally no other well developed youtubers who capitalize on the same things you do nearly as well as you do, and i would be considerably more bored on youtube if you werent here. thanks for sharing with us man, i appreciate it. also , you should really try to play with criken again, yalls comedy would play sooooo well off of each other, just ad revenue waiting to be made man i swear edit: music fuckin bops
Sam you should make a video where you steal the train in red dead online and hunt and load all the bodies and skins on to the train and ride into town and I would recommend you do it with friends
just gotta say love the music cuts and the fact your chosing songs 44 minutes into beat tapes and not just searching nujabees wannabeats on youtube playlists.
Protip for ultimate jewery: if you grab a lootable between the time someone else tries to loot it (in animation) you can steal it from them. Same thing with locked doors: if you spam interact while someone else unlocks the door, you can open the door before they get out of animation and walk in front of them. Been a while since I played but this worked last patch.
i worked so hard to get my junkbox... watching you buy one and delete it really destroyed my self esteem.
You can’t destroy what never existed
AquaFPS ngl hes flexin too hard for you, nerd
Alright
It's ok just go play some rust it will make everything worse buddy...
What self esteem
>"give me the gun"
No
>barrel to mouth
>"I'm taking the gun
>gets gun
*Art of the Deal*
The absolute destruction and pain in your voice after you discarded that scav box was that of a broken man.
also ... a broke man
8:15 really did something to my brain
Good'ol Sam out here dressing like a classy russian gopnik.
"I am walking out with that shotgun" - Yeah, sounds about right.
yaa gopnik here and i approve sam's adidas suit
On vacation
@sa oef Yeah I know it's a oxymoron
"I hit him at least twice with the hatchet - EVERYBODY WAS GETTING A TASTE!" - World Eater Legionary
9:39 when Sam yelled I got flashbacks to that Minecraft video when Steve yelled at somebody to get out of his house.
"That's how you know you're balls-deep in a Minecraft sesh"
“GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!”
You could've called this video "I can't Escape From Tarkov". What a waste
fixed
@@thiefpolska shoulda TM
Nice
Damn what was it called before?
Hiroshima did not happen (EVIDENCE)
The earth is flat (PROOF)
I just can't imagine this man as a father.
Imagine*
It give me hope to me and all man babys all over the world that we can one day trick a women of our own into holding thy seed.
With that logic I can’t imagine the past 20 years generations being parents, we laugh at the letter 🅱️ for comedic pleasure
@@tachanka1283 true
@@tachanka1283 we?
Mayonnaise?
Aww yes Slav pudding
mayonez
Sam spent 1 million just to flex and it clashed with his inner jew.
It did kinda hurt
How much was that worth. Did he pay real money for the currency or is it all gained by gameplay.
@@Fabianwew gameplay. But 1 Million roubles is hard to grind.
@@Fabianwew Yeah he spent a real million dollars and discarded it.
@@dudeman7738 Not what I meant you fool. I was wondering if it was bought like shark cards I GTA.
Sam to Abby Shapiro: eat the whole mayonnaise.
I'd love to give my mayonnaise to abby shapiro
i still cannot believe that out of all people ben shapiro has a really hot sister who also happens to have a fuckton of leaked nude #blessed
@@____-ju6mx UMass Rachel isn't Abby.
@@____-ju6mx Damn you gotta hand out the sauce,you can't just leave the boys hanging like that.
At least give her name
Iron Duke it’s abigail shapiro and you literally find the nudes on google images
www.google.com/search?q=abby+shapiro+nudes&client=firefox-b-m&prmd=inv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiMlZrG___lAhWcwcQBHdcmDKAQ_AUoAXoECAwQAQ&biw=375&bih=545 enjoy my nigga
there is literally a "GG EZ" scav voice line and I find that hillarious
Honestly thought this was Aqua when i first clicked. Pleasantly surprised
I love how every UA-camr is suddenly going "look, I know Nord VPN got hacked" really tickles me pink
Would you prefer they pretended it didn't happen?
@@UncleTwoTimez no the joke is it's super obvious it's part of the talking points that nord gives them for their sponsorship
You clearly didn’t watch more than 2 seconds into the segment you cancer patient
@@knight1706 What???
Tarkov: One of the many reasons my wife left me, a book by General Sam
2:47 did Sam just look at his youtube demographics and pander to us?
People with mothers?
"Nah man I dont need a 'elmet I can just cup me hands over muy head" such an underrated line
Last time I came this early I had to pay Steve's mom double
Wyatt Bender I had to pay triple one time
you guys had to pay?
1:23 I didn't know I was watching Life of Boris
“Nord doesn’t retain your information.”
“Here’s this NordPass that retains your passwords.”
Sam is one of the only people on UA-camrs that makes his ads entertaining an entertaining segment of the video. Thank you sir.
Damn straight
I like that Jippy released new music
Yeah he holds onto it for a while and makes BIG DUMP
Shits lit af
"They don't retain any information" "It saves all your passwords for you"
"I'm walking out of here with that shotgun. That's whats going to happen. I'm trying to make it so you're alive" Chad gamer move
Crackers and Mayonnaise, another exotic gamer dish. . . right beside two microwaved hot dogs with a squirt of ketchup and no bun.
"That was a mil!"
My Brain: "Runescape drop party in 5 minutes"
Whenever the "Howdy Partner" bit pops up in your videos, I instantly like.
"I'm walking out of here with that shotgun"
*Immediately throws gun down😂
@ 1:19
We told Tachanka to eat an entire jar of mayonnaise and he actually did it!
The absolute mad lad!!!
I feel like Sam's forehead grows just a tiny bit longer in every video.
Waiting for the "told you so" video on Mordhau.
Ronnie Ruble he already talked about it in his podcast bruh
@@jerrodniles He talks about a lot of stuff in his podcast bruh, a lot of stuff he also makes or made videos on. Bruh.
Santa Claus Don’t bruh me bruh.
Jerrod Niles Bruhs lets not bruh each other right now, we’re all Bruhs here.
You have no idea how badly I hoped your slav-jacket would catch fire during that NordVPN ad. I don't even dislike you, that'd just have been really funny
you know what's sad. these vids are great. i love them. i laugh my ass off at them. but when they end, a feeling washes over me, and i think to myself "it wasnt enough. it felt so short. i need MORE"
This dude is one of the few ppl i watch the in video ad for, he finds a way to make it entertaining.
“Ok I’m waking out of here with that shotgun, that’s what’s happening here” fucking great 😂🤣
The intro reminds me of something you’d see on Spike TV back in the day
I think you just delivered the first sponsor spot that i didn't skip through.......Nord!! Give this man a raise!
I'm 10:38 seconds into the video and my break ended so now I'm taking a shit on the clock just so I can finish watching this video
Sam's relationship with Tarkov is like my relationship with Crystal meth except I'm sure my addiction does more for society
Wic and balls
Gives the DEA something to do.
goddamn
@Guacamole Jones got any meth I'm starving
Your addiction gives us entertainment
I like this style for Tarkov videos, in the past they seemed sluggish and it was hard to get into, this new setup where it's presented like a old cheesy action movie. Very nice.
Sometimes, I see the way Sam interacts with his buddies and wonder how ruthless he'd be in an apocalyptic wasteland. wait I watched the rust gameplays nvm
If his kenshi is anything to go by, he will be enslaved with no limbs as a fuck doll
Sam's suddenly turned into some sort of cyber weirdo that also likes to go to a fancy, expensive gym with the lads from the investment group.
“I feel like my track suit is melting to my body.” You know you have a human child under your care right?
WipeOut64 music? Absolute CHAD.
Hey Afk guy here. I was taking a shit and told my friend to cover me. He did not.
I had a toz bitch
@@dominicniederkorn2994 yeah try harder next time. Thanks to you we ended up in a youtube video
Amazing charisma and production quality are the reasons I watch your videos
I swear every time sam uploads it never fails to bring some joy to my life
You make this game look playable. Now when I try to play I just die in one shot to everyone after loading them up with 45 rounds of paper bullets. 20+ Hours of game play with 0% progress, amazing, fun, and easy to get into...
have you figured tarkov out yet? it’s fun once you figured it ouf
Anyone remember when the title of this video was “I can’t stop playing tarkov”
I didnt knew of this but thank you for however asking me my dearest! ^^
Sam I've been a fan for a while now. But the pitbull thumbnail is by far the most hilarious things I've seen UA-cam. I'm about to go to work and have a great day. Thanks Sam.
This is one of the most intense opening sequences in cinematic history.
I think this has been one of my favorite General Sam videos so far. Y'all should play tarkov hide n' seek more often
Sam and aqua actually good at a video game?
This is some nelson mandela alternate dimension shit
Therapist
I can now never unsee this and I hate it
LOL! "The fart jettisons into your belly button and parts your stomach hair like moses and the red sea" fuckin dying.
you hit me once with the hatchet!! - everyone's getting a taste. lmao
I saw Muscle and Fungle queuing up on Interchange the other day and knew the video was comin. I was not disappointed.
Sam nice choice of music in the opening. I bet barely anyone knows what it is from. You gots some good taste.
I've been playing tarkov for over a year, and i never knew you could drag roubles into the required items slot when buying stuff
The Nord 'Hack' was never about stealing saved information. It was about someone accessing the tunnel and being able to decrypt information travelling through it because they had access to the key. So although there was no saved information on the servers, someone could see the information that was being sent and received through the tunnel/s, potentially identifying information or stuff you don't want anyone knowing. In other words, the entire reason for using a VPN was compromised and although there was no data saved on the servers, there was nothing to stop the person who gained access from saving the information flowing through the tunnel. In fact, there is no way of ever knowing what information was stolen, because no data is kept to refer to. If someone has had important info stolen, they will never know.
Hey so no one heard this from me but just to let you know Since Tarkov is client-side if you join servers with high ping the game not only runs smoother, but shots connect more and it gives you up to a full second of reaction time. I know this from a vid me and some friends watched recently and it makes a lot of sense. I'm not gonna explain everything here but it works I've tried it. It makes the game much more playable and from what I know many of the big names in Tarkov are using this. Just watch the top right corner of the screen and if they have high ping it will show up as a red number. Most streamers and UA-camrs cover this. Its believed this is done in an attempt to hide their ping. Just wanna let yall know
So like TF2 spies
Got my fix in. Thanks General.
Sam you hitting 1 million subs 2020 Congrats my dude
It's always a good day when theres a new Sam video 👌
It's ironic that before the found in raid mechanic came out, no one would want to leave tarkov, there was too much money that you could make to want to leave. Now that found in raid has ruined the game, all people want to do is leave tarkov but you can't. Makes me sad.
Escape from Tarkov but it’s not escape from Tarkov it’s going to Popeyes in Chicago
Seeing Sam actually DRAGGING the money to purchase those CAR medkits killed me.
I'm dead now.
My fiance is a therapist....i've never looked at her differently until watching this video.
I appreciate the wipeout 64 track. Thanks for bringing this back into my life.
Yo Gs,
Order some mimosa bark. Then boil it with 1 10th part vinegar. Then add some caustic acid. About 30 grams unless it's less than 1 to 9. Then add some shellite, immediately after the caustic soda. Shake the solution. Then put in a glass dish. Have fun.
When sam discard that juck box i felt like crying in a corner.
Man that Wipeout 64 music hit me with a wave of nostalgia.
"I wonder why Sam's always coming back from raids with a face full of mayo. Dude needs to find a less messy snack."
The only thing in this video that was worse than wasting a million on that junkbox was when Bizzlesnaff drank a jar of mayo.
Hey Sam! Been followin' ye' a long time nao'.
Do you edit your own Videos or does someone do it for you?
hey sam, been subscribed for quite a minute now and i gotta say, keep doing ur thing man, there are literally no other well developed youtubers who capitalize on the same things you do nearly as well as you do, and i would be considerably more bored on youtube if you werent here. thanks for sharing with us man, i appreciate it.
also , you should really try to play with criken again, yalls comedy would play sooooo well off of each other, just ad revenue waiting to be made man i swear
edit: music fuckin bops
Love the use of the music from wipeout. *chef's kiss
79th
Waiting for hopefully a Christmas sale to get my friends in. I got in on Black Friday and have been scavving since then.
Man, these Tarkov vids are some of your best content yet. Keep em coming man.
Fun fact: Hanger is also a term for a type of sword.
Can’t stop playing Tarkov?
“I see this as an absolute win!”
Haha your comment doesn't make sense cuz of me
Bruh
Ok boomer
can we get more of that Australian dude at the end, please? he defo smokes the devils lettuce :')
That nordVpn segment was so great. i love it so much. thank you so much
Sam you should make a video where you steal the train in red dead online and hunt and load all the bodies and skins on to the train and ride into town and I would recommend you do it with friends
5:41 "Gotta profit real quick." *Misses fucking every shot*
Thanks to you, Jippy was my number one listened-to artist this year and all my friends made fun of me
5:05 the first thing I realized playing tarkov xD
Ah heck. Here I go NOT escaping Tarkov again.
"Everybody's gettin a taste" I laughed till I cried.
Love your music choices man, all your soundcloud buds sound like school of J Dilla graduates with honors
I love the power couple you made with Hans and Frans. Better love story then twilight
just gotta say love the music cuts and the fact your chosing songs 44 minutes into beat tapes and not just searching nujabees wannabeats on youtube playlists.
The editing in this one made me coom.
Jesus is free
@@thetreedictator3168 so is worshipping the dark father, satan, our lord.
@@grim9287 cheers, I'll drink to that bro
That junk box delete is 100% something I would do drunk. Then cry when Remember doing it in the morning.
That tracksuit do be fitting well tho😳😳
Protip for ultimate jewery: if you grab a lootable between the time someone else tries to loot it (in animation) you can steal it from them. Same thing with locked doors: if you spam interact while someone else unlocks the door, you can open the door before they get out of animation and walk in front of them.
Been a while since I played but this worked last patch.
Ultimate jewery would be being out of harm's way in the first place lol
In Soviet Russia, Tarkov escapes from you.
Took me 6 months to find out he really meant for us to put on dem 3d glasses. Cuz dat shit was cwazy