It's the trials and tribulations of a lone loot goblin attempting to gain the funds to restart his tribe after a vicious slaughter, only to himself get beaten and abused by angry russian men wielding smashed vodka bottles and pipes.
"this went from what I thought was gonna be an exciting romp through Reserve into sitting in a tower eating MREs with the bros." Sam accurately describing the experience of being in the military.
@@AslanW I didn't change my address I had a credit card that was supposed to get delivered look f*** is Dennis Bailey what if they threw the new residence on our stuff we no it's like really high pressure situation where somebody is trying to land Lane and the guy just like keeps coming in and like like legit like five or six times he's like just want to let you know no pressure we're all counting on you good luck we're all counting on you goodbye guess how long the Google assistant's been listening for come look at this it's literally transcribing everything I'm saying right now why is it picking up your voice this is some absolute b******* it asterisk out the word b******* definition
@@Purplegreen45 In order not to be a boomer, I need to donate how many dollars to a streamer tits? How many likes do I need to give to a woman that I will never have sex with?
With my 21 year old cat on his way out, im troubled with my thoughts and un able to sleep. Im holding him while watching your videos to help ease my mind. He is as old as I am, and we watch your videos all the time even though he is cross eyed.. anyways thanks for the laughs General
@@NickC_222 actually "sent to Gulag" is the most retarded myth created by western propaganda, because thats not a camp, its a Main Office of camps, you could be acquitted there or get "do not leave" notice, there were also different types of camps, prisons, etc. But most people think its like if in USA everyone who is convicted gets Death penalty, thats how retarded it is.
I was about to no brain comment before I watched the whole video. And say “I bet that’s not Sam playing” but he came in and said this isn’t accurate to his gameplay.
At 6:40 when you looked at the bullet holes in the door and then at your dead team mate, i damn near lost control of my bowels. Getting old is fun. Thx Sam.
hey my man the general sam, i have noticed a couple of vids ago that you are a good influence on aquafps, the bulying helps. keep going sam you are making aqua a strong chad
This is the best Tarkov experience. With the buds pulling tons of shenanigans pissing off every thicc boi Chad out there. Hit them with that RAT ATTACK GENERAL SAM!
Finally! A video for men like me: a man who remembers beta max videos, tv remote controls on a wire to flick to one of three channels, a man who remembers when 'wireless' meant radio, who remembers when there were only 2 genders, a man who leaks intermittently from every orifice, a man whose GP has a sudden fascination with his prostate, a man who hears the word 'discharge' referring to hospital visits as well as describing the yellow pus-like substance coming from his pee-hole, a man old enough to remember when Scotland had a football team to be proud of (or was so pished so often thought Scotland had a football team to be proud of), a man who is single and didn't know why... until reading what he typed here A man who, unlike the whisky Scotland is so proud of, has not improved with age and whose experiences have left him two things, the two things all men his age should have: an irrational and uncompromising bitterness and a burning hatred of those in the full blossom of their youth
I'm also old (middle aged 42), my eyesight is not what its used to be, my reflex have gotten sluggish, my senses have slightly dulled, but my instincts and patience have become better and despite all the handicaps I still love to fight in the digital battlefields.
I feel like Sam’s just on some weird cocaine and tarkov diet, I can’t remember the last time he uploaded this frequently
Ed Boi I know right!
Yeah... he was talkin about some sorta coffee thing last video, but we all know it was just the UA-cam friendly wording.
Old Skyrim days when I'd record 7 videos in a day and upload them over a two week period
It's probably a vacation month coming up or w/e
He will being leaving the house soon to get some milk if you know what I mean
most of this is just skillful indiscriminate gunfire.
Yeah I believe the title says it all.
Tarkov in a nutshell
And a tactical strike in Syria is just a missile.
The 'Nam Strategy
Nah, he just fires about 4 dozen warning shots and then realises he's not backing down and gets em 5 times square in the head.
Sam's editing skills have become so powerful his very eyes have become green screens.
When that happens it is better to just close out of UA-cam and rub one out instead lol
It's the spiral
Damn I had to leave cuz I have a working prostate, tell me how good the vid is guys
Its ight
P damn good
pretty shit
It's the trials and tribulations of a lone loot goblin attempting to gain the funds to restart his tribe after a vicious slaughter, only to himself get beaten and abused by angry russian men wielding smashed vodka bottles and pipes.
+@@disgustingweeabootrash1542 *cyka moment*
Aqua sounds like squilliam tentacles, but if he was extremely poor.
i had a stuffy nose that day haha
AquaFPS it’s flu season homie, stay safe
Dont make fun of my boy Squilliam like that fam
@@Kc-sw8dh don't get the flu shot kids
This is legitimately the funniest comment I have ever seen.
Aqua: [uses DOOM soundtrack in Tarkov video]
Sam: *yeah I'm gonna tax that*
Aqua who? Never hear of him
Actually inspired by FairTX.
My Tarkov gods are FairTX and Pestily.
@@GeneralSam shut up boomer
@@GeneralSam I won't even meme on that, FairTX and Pestily are in fact Tarkov Elites
@@GeneralSam FairTX is the shit
"this went from what I thought was gonna be an exciting romp through Reserve into sitting in a tower eating MREs with the bros."
Sam accurately describing the experience of being in the military.
Lol fair
Flashback inducing facts here.
“Don’t hate the player hate the game”
-Joseph Stalin
"The problem with quotes on the Internet is that people unconditionally believe in their authenticity."
Vladimir Lenin
mars9 “Don’t worry, be happy”
- Adolf Mussolini
Dre Stalin?
@@maps9 would have been more funny if he just said Ice Tea.
0:01 SAM REALLY OUT HERE FEATURING MY BOY АНДРЕЙ БАДИН WHAT A LEGEND
That's 'Andrej Badin' for the alphabet people out there
@@AslanW
Latin all day, every day
@@AslanW Comin in to save us all for our sins again.
@@AslanW I didn't change my address I had a credit card that was supposed to get delivered look f*** is Dennis Bailey what if they threw the new residence on our stuff we no it's like really high pressure situation where somebody is trying to land Lane and the guy just like keeps coming in and like like legit like five or six times he's like just want to let you know no pressure we're all counting on you good luck we're all counting on you goodbye guess how long the Google assistant's been listening for come look at this it's literally transcribing everything I'm saying right now why is it picking up your voice this is some absolute b******* it asterisk out the word b******* definition
Where can you find that footage of him drinking and injecting himself. Ive tried searching but cant find it.
i felt the evil in that plan when the dark souls 3 theme was playing, it felt awful.😢
Cant wait to see Boomer Sam in 20 years literally unable to move half the muscles in his hands still on that Tarkov Grind
Like a true gamer
Do you know what a Boomer is?
Michael Sagget a lifestyle that’s what
LOL growing older doesn't make you into a boomer.
@@andrewdean6175 ok boomer
I think your fleamarket calculations failed to factor in the fee
N WORD
N WORD
N WORD
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Sam finally escaped Tarkov that's why we're getting so many films from him
films
Adam Segura fucking films
You don’t actually die in Tarkov, but you get stuck in a simulation
Arklados sounds like a drug problem
@@Purplegreen45 In order not to be a boomer, I need to donate how many dollars to a streamer tits? How many likes do I need to give to a woman that I will never have sex with?
The terms Meta and General Sam shouldn’t be within 500 yards within each other
Well to be fair, it was the Meta for Betas. So it all works out in the end.
"The only reason I won that fight, is because the kid's mom told them to go unload the dishwasher"
I've been called out
He really likes that new text effect he found online huh.
True
Sams really going hard with releasing new videos so frequently lately. Its a Christmas miracle!
nah, these are just gifts for Hanukkah
More of a Festivus Miracle tbh.
@Brian Sullivan Boston Terrier?
@@ziggityzoo9681 hell yeah
@@bs70005 Got one, he's a little shit, but he's my little shit.
With my 21 year old cat on his way out, im troubled with my thoughts and un able to sleep. Im holding him while watching your videos to help ease my mind. He is as old as I am, and we watch your videos all the time even though he is cross eyed.. anyways thanks for the laughs General
Gay
Big Mac wow how kind of you.
SpearHunked gay
hay man that’s like.... your opinion or whatever
F
6:32 that happens when the player is far away, the LOD won't load textures but he can still see you.
marcelo oberauer LOL I’ve done that in PUBG when my ping was shit
@@rotten6253 "Working as intended "
The amount you’re uploading makes me think that you’re trying to pay for a divorce.
Hes just trying to see his kid man :/
If that was the case, it would likely be smarter to hoard videos and release them after the divorce lmao.
When Sam says it's a dirty tactic, you know it's real big brain time
“As Stalin once said don’t hate the player hate the game” words from a true hero
Sam you have a real hard on for the dark souls OST I swear
It's the only gothic orchestral music I can find thats royalty free
General Sam Bro I could record some at a discount for you, I recently came into possession of some organs
seeing aqua getting laid out at the end made my day thanks.
For anyone wondering, the song is Big Foot from the F-Zero X OST
thanks
Took me forever to find it your a legend mate
“My intros lack spice..." *Looks at fairTX's intros* “Perfect...”
He got shot through the door cause the shooter was so far away, the door didnt render for him. RIP
*Literally unplayable*
I love how I can watch these videos, say “oh that’s easy” then get dropped within the first minute of getting into a raid
1:50 RIP 60% of his audience.
Prolly not
@@NickC_222 you have a prostate?
@@apenguingames4305 not a working one
“Don’t hate the player, hate the game”
-Stalin sending his citizens to the gulag
Gulags*, dawg. Plural. In the prime of the Stalin-era Soviet Union, (that is, as of March, 1940,) there were 53 Gulag camps and 423 labor colonies.
@@NickC_222 the dawg is you. Gulag was the head ofice. The world literaly means "main control of camps"
@@NickC_222 actually "sent to Gulag" is the most retarded myth created by western propaganda, because thats not a camp, its a Main Office of camps, you could be acquitted there or get "do not leave" notice, there were also different types of camps, prisons, etc. But most people think its like if in USA everyone who is convicted gets Death penalty, thats how retarded it is.
@@user-yo5ee5kx4y calm down there Stalin enjoy the FREEEDOM we brought to the world you're welcome 😉
@@TheMetasora fam youre entire country is just a shitty DLC of Europe
The soundtrack in the intro sounds like something from Zoids Battle Legends and I love it.
2:55 The Dark Souls music while you described your diabolical plot had me geeking - great video 👍🏽
"I only lost 67 roubles"
Seriously tho, ever heard of market fees?
I was about to no brain comment before I watched the whole video. And say “I bet that’s not Sam playing” but he came in and said this isn’t accurate to his gameplay.
they are my clips but boy are they few and far between
5:30 where the hell is this audio from? I think back to it so often. It haunts me. Please someone help.
Operation exodus by jippy
@@jordangoode4696 I love you, good sir
im loving the frequent uploads. you've been making my favorite content as of late! keep it up!
The ultimate tarkov strat: GAIN RUSSIAN HERITAGE
Bllume one step ahead of you mate
6:47 Sam is a shekel god. The instant his buddy is confirmed dead he goes for that sweet, greasy loot.
OY VEY!
4:31 This statement really resonates with someone whose been on a combat deployment.
I genuinely don’t know how you don’t have more subs. Keep up the good work and thank you for the rapid uploads.
All of the footage was actually Aqua's gameplay - Sam didn't even get any kills.
Sam be doing “BIG BRAIN TIME”
Finally a Tarkov video for me and my Prostate!! Appreciate it! Keep em coming!!!
Ngl I like the chill music behind all this chaos, General Sam channel is a blessing
Me: googles prostate removal surgery because I don’t want to have to wait 13 years to watch this video
sam-
"struggling with erectile dysfunction"
I'm loving the fact that you're dishing out videos... Great quality too!
You and Aqua have been killing it with the uploads lately Sam, keep it coming my guy
This upload schedule is making me wonder how long it's been since Sam has even looked at his kid.
The intro song is like Master of Puppets mashed with the Doom Level 1 song
I feel spoiled with all these uploads, thank you Sam. love you and these vids.
This new, unprecedented level of content consistency is really moistening my jorts Sam. Thank you.
Love you grandmaster Samuel the 3rd
The intellectual version of daddy sam
No thats what his grandkids will call him you doughnut
Grand wizard
No one:
General sam: baits a manhole
Also general sam: *laughs in sith lord*
I got to tell you I REALLY needed this video after playing this game for 10 hours now. Thank you.
I'm so happy we just have a near continuous flow of new videos this last few weeks
Anyone know the song at 9:15 lol
Kyle You know he puts the credits for the music at the start of EVERY video?
The music in the intro sounds like the DOOM soundtrack if it was composed by TOOL.
At 6:40 when you looked at the bullet holes in the door and then at your dead team mate, i damn near lost control of my bowels. Getting old is fun. Thx Sam.
hey my man the general sam, i have noticed a couple of vids ago that you are a good influence on aquafps, the bulying helps. keep going sam you are making aqua a strong chad
Damn hittin us with the 4th upload of the week
OH YEEAHHEHAHEHAEHEHHE ITS GAMER TIME!!!
loving the amount of uploads keep up the good work man
Listening to how he leveled his jaeger over here in 2021 makes me sad, those were good times for the flea
Sam if this upload schedule stays the same I'm gonna start to uncontrollably coom, and I love to coom
Me-Me love frequent uploads
This is the best Tarkov experience. With the buds pulling tons of shenanigans pissing off every thicc boi Chad out there. Hit them with that RAT ATTACK GENERAL SAM!
Loving the new song you used in the last vid and this one at 8:15
JCglitchmaster whats it called?
I wish I could play tarkov but whenever I get into a game my ping go’s to 70-1400
HiGuy pick better servers in the launcher
6:30 the Guy wasnt hacking, the door just didnt render in from that distance so he could see you Guys behind it
Sugar Stealer was it you...
6:35 “thanks for watching GuYs” great video. HE KILLED ME WITH UH STUN!
You should do the same thing except you buy a zero'd gen4 top for around 30-40k and drop it at cliff descent, and camp it.
I'm under 30, but I don't have a working prostate. Can I stay?
The secret ingredient is *extract camping* XD
That fire fight brought us back together, lol it's the realist shit that happens to any group arguing XD we squash the beef to squash the weak!
11:55 yep nothing can get your whole crew back on the same page as getting shot at.
“If your under the age of 30 and or have a working prostate”
1:50
Sam just lost 80% of his viewers, let’s be honest most of his viewers are teenagers.
Finally!
A video for men like me: a man who remembers beta max videos, tv remote controls on a wire to flick to one of three channels, a man who remembers when 'wireless' meant radio, who remembers when there were only 2 genders, a man who leaks intermittently from every orifice, a man whose GP has a sudden fascination with his prostate, a man who hears the word 'discharge' referring to hospital visits as well as describing the yellow pus-like substance coming from his pee-hole, a man old enough to remember when Scotland had a football team to be proud of (or was so pished so often thought Scotland had a football team to be proud of), a man who is single and didn't know why... until reading what he typed here
A man who, unlike the whisky Scotland is so proud of, has not improved with age and whose experiences have left him two things, the two things all men his age should have: an irrational and uncompromising bitterness and a burning hatred of those in the full blossom of their youth
Man thanks for this mayde my day laughed so hard through out this video
Merry Christmas Sam!
sams pumpin out vids the boy is hyped
i’m loving these daily uploads!!
You’ve been pumping these videos hard Sammy
yo dat gunfire kinda brought us back together doe. been laughing at this since the video came out got it randomly recomended and i am happy
I've been doing this the whole damn patch, now ppl are gonna throw nades into that tower all the time, DAMMIT SAM!
the gunfire hits different on percs Sam, I love you
Sam really going sicko mode on these consistent uploads
Aqua is such a nice guy for letting you dub over his footage.
So happy you're uploading so quickly lately.
11:58 - "Yo that gunfire kinda brought us back together tho..."
lollll
lol still my favorite part apparently.
I love it
I'm also old (middle aged 42), my eyesight is not what its used to be, my reflex have gotten sluggish, my senses have slightly dulled, but my instincts and patience have become better and despite all the handicaps I still love to fight in the digital battlefields.
I'm still waiting on the continuation of them big 'ole cannibal women but you once again convinced me to stow away my anger.
Love the upload frequency
The "healing up between raids" in the beginning made me laugh out loud, for real.
Never gonna get tired of these Jippy tunes.
3:50 notice same put a mustache in his gamma, a true man of culture
4:23 “Oh my god that’s dirt nasty” “they don’t stand a chance”
Sam uploading this frequently gives me a hearty chub.
2nd General Sam video I've ever watched. I decided to subscribe @ 1:49
Sam is using a new set Jippy songs and pumping out good videos.
[Everyone liked that.]