Ok as someone who was raised in a cult, I love watching comedians make fun of these wild pastors. My own grandpa was a pastor and called my own mom a witch in a church service like this. Called out a women's Bible study group saying we were all demon possessed. Disowned me as his granddaughter because I skipped a church service. They live in their own reality where everyone is doing something against THEM. Imagine being so delusional. It's wild.
They are suspicious of others because they assume everyone is as devious as they are. My dad did the same shit. He would accuse me of "huffing" drugs in the bathroom when I was 12. I was like, what is huffing? I'm 12 bro. He accused me of being in a gang. We lived in the suburbs, middle class. I was in marching band but I wouldn't consider that gang related activity. Gang opportunities were hard to come by at that time in my life. Now that I'm an adult, he would accuse me of stealing real estate deals from my brother, who is not an investor and has no interest in buying real estate. He went behind my back to my real estate agent to accuse me of this. It's funny, because he and my mom actually stole a deal from me, but I let it slide in the interest of keeping the peace. Anyhow, once I realized he was never going to change and become decent, I finally had to cut him out. It's unfortunate. Not surprisingly, he is also ultra-religious.
Ppl love to call religion a “cult” like bro u can say anythings a “cult” religion promotes good and ppl like u hate it but in the afterlife WILL regret it.
@@Manhandle730You don’t have to be so immediately nasty to someone simply because you disagree with a single opinion they shared. You should try that. We all should. The world needs that from us right now. Also….absolutely guarantee you wouldn’t have said that to him if he was standing right in front of you.
A few people in their group probably shared a post about "the power of manifestation" on facebook, and it maybe had a picture of a moon on it. No "witch" would be wasting their time in a christian church, unless they wanted to laugh.
Just remember people would get killed back in the days for someone just accusing someone of this bullshit 😂😂 just the first 30sec tells me this video is going to be hilarious
Imagine joining the Pastors Wife’s Bible study group to prove you’re a good Christian, AND THE PASTOR POINTS HIS FINGER making the whole church suspicious.
My son and I did something similar when we went to a new church in Southern GA . Trump just won the 2016 election , and the pastor decided to lead the delegation in prayer for him. Instantly my Son looked at me with astonishment and were like "check please" . Got the fk up out of there , it wasn't so much that it was for Trump , (a little i admit) but for this fkn guy to bring up politics in any manner was just out of bounds for me . By the way , im a CPA and a huge part of being a non-profit and not being subject to income taxes is that you MUST state you are not affiliated with any political party. Once you do , you should lose your tax exempt status ! Full stop
Why would any witch waste their time here? OH, he’s just announced the big broom giveaway next week. WAIT- is he trying to attract witches? Does Jesus know about this?
Witches do exist but that's beside the point, he was blaming witches because he told people not to get vaccinated and then a bunch of them were getting sick so he pretended he found witches
This will never get old
🫵🤬“ we ain’t afraid of you you stinkin’ Witch!” 🤣🤣💀
lmao in tears
😂😭
6:29 oh wow it’s William Montgomery
The “ope! We gotta go!” While quickly gathering your things to leave is so relatable in so many situations.
Bro i bet you nailed it on the fact that he hit on them and they told his wife.. makes so much sense!!
Ok as someone who was raised in a cult, I love watching comedians make fun of these wild pastors. My own grandpa was a pastor and called my own mom a witch in a church service like this. Called out a women's Bible study group saying we were all demon possessed. Disowned me as his granddaughter because I skipped a church service.
They live in their own reality where everyone is doing something against THEM. Imagine being so delusional. It's wild.
dam . if your pastror grandpap only knew your mom raised a witch...
They are suspicious of others because they assume everyone is as devious as they are. My dad did the same shit. He would accuse me of "huffing" drugs in the bathroom when I was 12. I was like, what is huffing? I'm 12 bro. He accused me of being in a gang. We lived in the suburbs, middle class. I was in marching band but I wouldn't consider that gang related activity. Gang opportunities were hard to come by at that time in my life. Now that I'm an adult, he would accuse me of stealing real estate deals from my brother, who is not an investor and has no interest in buying real estate. He went behind my back to my real estate agent to accuse me of this. It's funny, because he and my mom actually stole a deal from me, but I let it slide in the interest of keeping the peace. Anyhow, once I realized he was never going to change and become decent, I finally had to cut him out. It's unfortunate. Not surprisingly, he is also ultra-religious.
Religion is wild
@@juliancasa9602 didn’t he also raise a witch too? Witch might be in the genetics. 😂
Ppl love to call religion a “cult” like bro u can say anythings a “cult” religion promotes good and ppl like u hate it but in the afterlife WILL regret it.
“and that’s on GAWD!”
You can't just get up and walk out. Your trapped. If you get up to leave.....then your the witch 🧹
Imagine you had to pee so bad started to get up and nope gonna hold this in forever sit right back down 😂
Lmaooo this is hilarious because by default you become the witch or witchman😂 .
We even got yo address 💀
It’s hilarious if you in your head switch out every time he says “witch” with b*tch😂
2:36 😂 I cried actual tears
How is nobody talking about the very end of the video 😂 I almost died laughing
The fact that people take time to go to church and listen to this is mind blowing
The fact you think we come from chimps is ironic,you chkmp
"CAUSE THURRR ARE NOT WITCHES" 😂😂😂
No inner witch, only inner b*tch 😂
Why am i laughing through the shits right now!?! Literally on da potty laughing till i die at 11:40 at night 😂😂😂
Oldie but a bloody goody. You stinkin 🧙♀️!
Plot twist: there ARE witches
Truth. Would you like to know a high level witch that roams this earth? Marina Abramovic is she.
Plot twist:turns out huffing gasoline in the evening to “relive stress and help you sleep” is actually pretty bad for you.
@@Manhandle730You don’t have to be so immediately nasty to someone simply because you disagree with a single opinion they shared. You should try that. We all should. The world needs that from us right now.
Also….absolutely guarantee you wouldn’t have said that to him if he was standing right in front of you.
@@TheNeighborNicky Been following her since 2007-ish and... still not convinced.
Made of sand?
A few people in their group probably shared a post about "the power of manifestation" on facebook, and it maybe had a picture of a moon on it. No "witch" would be wasting their time in a christian church, unless they wanted to laugh.
"witchcraft" is fucking retarded kiddy shit
Just remember people would get killed back in the days for someone just accusing someone of this bullshit 😂😂 just the first 30sec tells me this video is going to be hilarious
Triple down on it....💪💖
Imagine joining the Pastors Wife’s Bible study group to prove you’re a good Christian, AND THE PASTOR POINTS HIS FINGER making the whole church suspicious.
“ get Kevin”
Chris they've just found Hogwarts. you need to apologize to this pastor man
6:29 oh wow it’s William Montgomery
If the pastor says there are witches in the church, I wouldn’t get up to leave or else everyone will think I’m the witch
My great grandmother X9 was Rebecca Nurse 👍
Chris says the words that everyone thinks even if they don’t mean to
He’s the human embodiment of the shared consciousness
I went to High School with this "witch hunter"!
I've got some stories!!
I'm gonna be honest with you all, didn't recognize Chris in this clip at first because this was pre-yatted Chris. Yatted up! 🎉🎉🎉
Hahaha
If there weren't witches then who the f#ck did we burn at the stake ?
Is this a serious question?
Innocent women... most likely mentally ill.
Chris does this stuff when he's by himself no camera, that's why I fux with Delia lol.
Dude the stinkin witches! Yes this is out of control. I would go to this church it’s so so out of control
For the first time in his life looking at an adult woman must have made him hard and he comes to a conclusion that she's a witch
I'm pretty sure one of them was that mother fkr at Target yelling about repenting and brimstone
Is the Cincinnati thing a reference to something else? Why does he hate Cincinnati lol
So insecure > s'insecure > cincy from Cincinnati. It has nothing to do with the city, it's just a way to say insecure by calling people cincy.
Win for witches🧙♀️
I bet these six witches started learning about mindfulness or law of attraction, and they shared a book that got to him.
My son and I did something similar when we went to a new church in Southern GA . Trump just won the 2016 election , and the pastor decided to lead the delegation in prayer for him. Instantly my Son looked at me with astonishment and were like "check please" . Got the fk up out of there , it wasn't so much that it was for Trump , (a little i admit) but for this fkn guy to bring up politics in any manner was just out of bounds for me . By the way , im a CPA and a huge part of being a non-profit and not being subject to income taxes is that you MUST state you are not affiliated with any political party. Once you do , you should lose your tax exempt status ! Full stop
I burn sage 🪄
Why would any witch waste their time here? OH, he’s just announced the big broom giveaway next week. WAIT- is he trying to attract witches? Does Jesus know about this?
is this what we call comedy nowadays?
Sincy
I think Chris may seam himself in the mirror in some of these Pastors.
which is our 100% real!I think this dude is funny but🤘he does that all the time and we know what that means!Jesus Christ is King!
This the same pastor who now accused of killing his wife???
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Chris called it too, cause he is divorced now for having an affair with his wife's best friend. yeeesh.
Witches are real Chris ,what are you 12
But they don't have black hats and brooms like you imagine. They like nature. 😘
Witches do exist but that's beside the point, he was blaming witches because he told people not to get vaccinated and then a bunch of them were getting sick so he pretended he found witches
Funny how you don’t believe in god,and now you were acused of s.A . You don’t believe in the devil? That controls your wicked life
Just play the damn video!
So much for inclusiveness
S’witch