Love these video’s Chris!!!!! Not gonna lie i wasn’t the biggest fan but I have made a complete U turn on that. Your literally one of the very best keep the rants coming SOARRRRR
Chris is an absolute douche when it comes up to Jesus. Sometimes even I have to go when he crosses the line. But he's so funny bro. All his church bits rip so hard. But I bet most Christians don't watch him
Chris says some pretty stupid stuff when it comes up to the topic of the Lord, and if he doesn't change that, he will pay for it. But it's extremely funny. All his church bits are absolutely hilarious
@@justinTime077 I converted to Christianity a little over a year ago. It took me a bit but I found a good church that only 10 ppl go to. I try to just focus on God. To the horrible people of the church, Jesus said something like many will call his name but he will tell them how he never knew them. It’s not enough to claim the set, you gotta rep the set properly. You will know them by their fruits!!!
@@Wheninrome111 at least you’re down to earth about it. I dunno. I’m always open to having an experience that changes my mind, but when I read the Bible, which I thought would help me come around, I was more convinced that it was on par with Scientology.
🙏Thank God for Chris- every thing about skiing- TRUTH! Yep, much like religion: lots of hype, lots of waiting, consumes way too much time for WHAT kind of benefit? Yep, the best part is sipping coco fireside in the lodge. But church? I'm done🎵...foReeeverr and eeeeEvveErrrR🎶😇
Chris, you need to checkout Islam by going to your local mosque, have a look around and talk to an imam there. No hymns, no singing, no turn your page to this and that, no sleeping, nothing. Worth a visit to find out why it's the fastest growing religion
Chris man I love You definitely one of my favorites for sure. Take it easy on us Christians man. We are already being attack by the leftie lunatics look at what’s happened to our country ever since so many people turned their backs on god the values and morals that once made this the Best country on earth are gone. Anyway thank you for all your entertainment and all the laughs man.
You're not under attack 😂 you all use an ancient fictional character to justify being an a$$hole 💀 Jesus was a brown guy you'd have called him the N word bro, give me a break 😂
It’s sad that his viewpoint on Christianity is based on Young life and traditional Catholicism. If that’s all I was given, I probably wouldn’t believe in any of it either.
Best churches are the ones with beat up parking lots and very few people in it. Usually the doctrine is more sound and they’re reading off a King James Bible, not some corrupted Bible an immoral scholar rewrote
A lot of this true unfortunately. I do attend church but I hate religion because its not what Christianity is supposed to be. Its supposed to be a relationship with God. Religion keeps millions from having a true relationship. And as a product of that relationship we do things in community such as attending church. I don't understand why anyone would even attend church without that relationship.
Jesus Christ established a Church. An ecclesia, the called out who come to him in community. It was not designed as just a personal relationship but also as a community of faithful who make up the body of Christ. This entails Church. Christianity is the true religion
@@tonywallens217 I agree that Christianity is not just a relationship. But without that relationship with Christ it is only a works based religion where your faith is in your own acts of "goodness " rather than in knowing the living God. I should have said that I hate the religious spirit that deceives many in the church.
@@pincfx ok I understand that. My girlfriend says the same kind of thing. I just think that the term “religion” and “religion” has been redefined to mean legalism or rigidity and heartless ritual. I think that true religion resides in Christianity, and Christianity is religion in the fullest sense.
I disagree with you, Chris. Jesus is the way the truth and the life. But you're spot on about church. It's a spiritual contest. Who loves God the most today!!!!! God, up there saying "I didn't ask for this".
So the afterlife is supposed to be an evolution basically right? Why is Catholicism so miserable? Life rips wayyyyyyy too much for that man....why did god make life rip so much if he wanted us to be catholic??! I am catholic tho.....fuck.
Catholicism is a great big lie . They tried to assassinate the writers of the King James Bible because they don’t believe God gave us His words, but He did!!
Hymns are more about the words than the singing. A good hymn is to glorify the Lord. It’s not meant to make us connect like a concert does. We are to glorify the Lord through word and song. The church’s that don’t do that aren’t theologically sound in my view.
@@christclinger6540 dude hymns and worship music are all the same. The point is, Chris is talking about boring churches that ONLY sing hymns, have wooden pews and stained glass windows. There are churches that make worship and learning about God interesting, as it should be. And he should go to them. That's my point
@@RalphNC09 the problem with contemporary music in churches is to make it more interesting you have to make it more worldly , since you are already consumed by the world. Christ calls us away from the world because it pleases our flesh and our eye gate 👁 . That’s the point . It’s like when immoral scholars try to revise God’s words to make it more readable The King James Bible is third grade English with mostly single syllable words . But at least every word is pure, and you won’t be reading a corrupted Bible like 99% are
if you have any other way of things that I am not going to do this for you guys can do that and if so when you have been in the past is my name and number of times and it is so important for you to the point of the year and a couple weeks so we can 🥫
"he gave him one single peach, and Paul made the peach last for 9 years" hahahahaha
I think he was thinking of master oogway from kungfu panda🤣
Chris needs to play a pastor in a movie
Haha 😂 that would be awesome!!!
I can see it now
Like George Carlin.
Another religion rant! I love these 🤩
this dude has issues
@@MS-ie2bm you are right. I used to
This brought back a lot of memories of growing up in a Catholic family
I love it when Chris takes advantage of a subject to Promote his Flawless and Natural Vibrato!! Proper Diaphragm usage!
“Three thousand nine hundred and eighty twelve” lol
That last bit had me howling lol ah shit love ya chris
“..and it’s annoying that hymn has an N in there.”
😂
"Jesus cares about you. He'd give you his last sandwich..." 😂😂😂😂😂🚲🚲🚲🚲🚲🏡🌒🛌💤
Lost it at 8:46 😆Hahahahha...🤣🤣🤣
I love it! Haha he closed eyes and feel it 😂
6:50 Jesus cares about you 🎵 he’s giving you his last sandwich LOL
"Gave him an asparagus bushel" 🤣
Chris looks like the priest in "Midnight Mass" Netlfix series lol
Dude!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂
Bro! I was thinking the same shit! But figured noone here watched that series
That show is ACE!!!
holy shit.. I love that show and never noticed this lmao
8:36 til the end was amazing hahahaha. Spot on.
Stamp it! Classic clip. Add it with the others.
My personal favorite passage is on page three thousand nine hundred and eighty twelve
Dude the last 1.5 minutes 😂😂😂😂😂
I don't think I've ever agreed with a video more in my entire life.
That he doesn’t know wtf he’s talking about?
@@thewalruswasjason101 sooooooo religious
@@rueknee9257 to be fair, my comment was s'blasphemous
@@thewalruswasjason101 Hey jason
Shut up
This is so accurate 🤣🤣🤣 why am I laughing 😭😭 🎶 Ahhhahhhaahhhaaaaamennnnn 🙇🏼♀️
This is too relatable lol
Chris may you please record a video of the Halo theme song. You'd nail it
This is jazz. It's serious though. "Be more memorable." You care.
Actually Hymn by Ultravox is a pretty sweet jam
this is my religion
Facts
Love these video’s Chris!!!!! Not gonna lie i wasn’t the biggest fan but I have made a complete U turn on that. Your literally one of the very best keep the rants coming SOARRRRR
Sounding like Bo Burnham at the end there. Lol
Asparagus bushel
I straight lost it when he said that
Omg I was dying laughing
I always make an asparagus bushel feed my family for 9 years😂
"And the good ol boys, singin bisky and byeeee"🎶🎼🎵
chris, You will reap what you sow, remember that.!!!
The bit about the Muslim stuff being boring is spot on
Bring back TMP
This is gold
Where my Christian babies at?
Chris is an absolute douche when it comes up to Jesus. Sometimes even I have to go when he crosses the line. But he's so funny bro. All his church bits rip so hard. But I bet most Christians don't watch him
lol your issue is you were brought up in the Catholic church I was too ..I left it at 16 when I got saved...another topic...
we do know who wrote the Bible. Paul and many others, uu can just look it up. basic history
Chris says some pretty stupid stuff when it comes up to the topic of the Lord, and if he doesn't change that, he will pay for it. But it's extremely funny. All his church bits are absolutely hilarious
I think maybe it could be that the authors are guys named Mathew Mark Luke John . . . Idk where you might find their names🤷🏽♂️
David. . . Isaiah🤦🏽♂️
Never misses 🎯 SOARRRRRR
guy looks like the priest from midnight mass
From the creator of Andromeda Strain and The Bible, comes The Firm, Too 😂
I’m 20, but I am also that chunky pasty white 40 year old who goes “classic”. Lol I got called the fuck out.
Is Chris talking about church or "James and the Giant Peach"?
The ending…!!
This is bro science bible edition Great
Chris, I think you have to believe in God for you to enjoy church 🤣🤣
What if you tried really hard to but the reality of church really, really reminds you why you never could? That’s no help.
@@justinTime077 I converted to Christianity a little over a year ago. It took me a bit but I found a good church that only 10 ppl go to. I try to just focus on God. To the horrible people of the church,
Jesus said something like many will call his name but he will tell them how he never knew them. It’s not enough to claim the set, you gotta rep the set properly. You will know them by their fruits!!!
@@Wheninrome111 at least you’re down to earth about it. I dunno. I’m always open to having an experience that changes my mind, but when I read the Bible, which I thought would help me come around, I was more convinced that it was on par with Scientology.
Hahahahhaha my boy
I love you. lmao
everyone’s waiting on george rr martin for the next game of thrones. i’m waiting on bible 2
🙏Thank God for Chris- every thing about skiing- TRUTH! Yep, much like religion: lots of hype, lots of waiting, consumes way too much time for WHAT kind of benefit? Yep, the best part is sipping coco fireside in the lodge. But church? I'm done🎵...foReeeverr and eeeeEvveErrrR🎶😇
Chris, you need to checkout Islam by going to your local mosque, have a look around and talk to an imam there. No hymns, no singing, no turn your page to this and that, no sleeping, nothing. Worth a visit to find out why it's the fastest growing religion
John Grisham and the Giant Peach.
You weren’t mocking God a year ago.
Haha yeah . This guy didn’t get humbled out . God’s not done with him though
hey, any of you guys commin to young life this weekend?
“398twelve”
Lmao!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Chris man I love You definitely one of my favorites for sure. Take it easy on us Christians man. We are already being attack by the leftie lunatics look at what’s happened to our country ever since so many people turned their backs on god the values and morals that once made this the Best country on earth are gone. Anyway thank you for all your entertainment and all the laughs man.
You're not under attack 😂 you all use an ancient fictional character to justify being an a$$hole 💀
Jesus was a brown guy you'd have called him the N word bro, give me a break 😂
You definitely showed up for Right Chris and were mad to find out it's just a character Chris plays 😂
Lefties and christians are equally crazy. No one deserves to burn alive forever.
When was the country the best? When black people were being hung? Those good ole Christian American values sure carried a lot of racism.
Eliecer Quintero Trump will get us into WW3 he will crash the economy bla bla seems like the lefties are the ones doing all that
i just cant )))))
It’s sad that his viewpoint on Christianity is based on Young life and traditional Catholicism. If that’s all I was given, I probably wouldn’t believe in any of it either.
Church can be cringey but Christianity is the truth brother repent and believe!
Amen
No it isn’t!
@@emmajones6067 how you figure?
Best churches are the ones with beat up parking lots and very few people in it. Usually the doctrine is more sound and they’re reading off a King James Bible, not some corrupted Bible an immoral scholar rewrote
A lot of this true unfortunately. I do attend church but I hate religion because its not what Christianity is supposed to be. Its supposed to be a relationship with God. Religion keeps millions from having a true relationship. And as a product of that relationship we do things in community such as attending church. I don't understand why anyone would even attend church without that relationship.
Jesus Christ established a Church. An ecclesia, the called out who come to him in community. It was not designed as just a personal relationship but also as a community of faithful who make up the body of Christ. This entails Church. Christianity is the true religion
@@tonywallens217 I agree that Christianity is not just a relationship. But without that relationship with Christ it is only a works based religion where your faith is in your own acts of "goodness " rather than in knowing the living God. I should have said that I hate the religious spirit that deceives many in the church.
@@pincfx ok I understand that. My girlfriend says the same kind of thing. I just think that the term “religion” and “religion” has been redefined to mean legalism or rigidity and heartless ritual. I think that true religion resides in Christianity, and Christianity is religion in the fullest sense.
John Grishop!
You’re thinking of Michael Crichton. Ehhh ssssss’40 year old.
Jews are the real OGs
That Babylon song sucks more the older I get
I disagree with you, Chris. Jesus is the way the truth and the life. But you're spot on about church. It's a spiritual contest. Who loves God the most today!!!!! God, up there saying "I didn't ask for this".
🤣🤣🤣
Nothing in religion is convincing.
And the singing part makes you stay away xD
It’s easy to mock what you choose not to understand.
millions of people who do understand it fully mock it as well. not the strongest point
I read the whole Bible and that's when j stopped being Christian actually 😆
Oh also asked people of the church and other pastors what certain things mean asked "too many questions" and was told to just have faith... OK??? No
🤣🤣
gonna burn
Chris, no one cares if your not religious. Find something else to be narcissistic about.
There’s a 100% chance that there are more people who care about Chris not being religious than those who care that you are religious.
@@austinholgate992 who said she was religious? lol
@@austinholgate992 actually no 😂 you’re 100% wrong. Jesus has more fans than Chris does. Therefore you are wrong.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
OOOOOOPPPSSS
STOP BEING THE WEEN
Chaaaange it
The ween is sore?
Thats falcon lame brohesophat.
#Gratulator
So the afterlife is supposed to be an evolution basically right? Why is Catholicism so miserable? Life rips wayyyyyyy too much for that man....why did god make life rip so much if he wanted us to be catholic??! I am catholic tho.....fuck.
Catholicism is a great big lie . They tried to assassinate the writers of the King James Bible because they don’t believe God gave us His words, but He did!!
Ok Chris doesn’t know much about Christianity but this is still hilarious
He does know how his friends abandoned him when he needed them most, LOL.
@@mewkatlol Thats true. Messed up stuff
I’m the 666th like lol
They do know who wrote the Bible lmao you just don’t
Wow, a white guy ripping on Christianity. How original.
This also explains why you dont like music
Chris is Italian which means he was catholic which means his church is bs which made him lose faith in it
You should go to a church that doesn't sing hymns. What you're complaining about is something many churches abstain from
Hymns are more about the words than the singing. A good hymn is to glorify the Lord. It’s not meant to make us connect like a concert does. We are to glorify the Lord through word and song. The church’s that don’t do that aren’t theologically sound in my view.
@@christclinger6540 dude hymns and worship music are all the same. The point is, Chris is talking about boring churches that ONLY sing hymns, have wooden pews and stained glass windows. There are churches that make worship and learning about God interesting, as it should be. And he should go to them. That's my point
@@RalphNC09 the problem with contemporary music in churches is to make it more interesting you have to make it more worldly , since you are already consumed by the world.
Christ calls us away from the world because it pleases our flesh and our eye gate 👁 . That’s the point .
It’s like when immoral scholars try to revise God’s words to make it more readable
The King James Bible is third grade English with mostly single syllable words .
But at least every word is pure, and you won’t be reading a corrupted Bible like 99% are
If you want to be lied to about everything but the music is good, go to a black church.
if you have any other way of things that I am not going to do this for you guys can do that and if so when you have been in the past is my name and number of times and it is so important for you to the point of the year and a couple weeks so we can 🥫