3:17 Fun fact: that monk is considered one of the holiest people in Orthodoxy that isn't a saint! The monks in Mt Athos choose to go up there to be free of the seven deadly sins, gluttony, lust, greed etc. So the fact that he had never seen a woman made him incapable of feeling lustful, meaning he was one of the holiest people according to the orthodox church Edit: I forgot to mention that women aren't allowed on Mt Athos
The dude naked in a Cauldron with a rubber mallet is a german youtuber called HandofBlood (for all those who scroll through the comments without watching the video until 6:20 , have fun imagining a german man naked inside a cauldron with a rubber mallet for the next couple minutes)
I love the editor to death, seriously they are underrated. They have a different sensor every day and this one is just phenomenal. These editors need more respect 👏👏👏
I really love when Americans talk shit about nasa for the $10 bil used on the James Webb teliscope for not directly spooning random sci-fi stuff into their mouths when the American military will straight up be like 'sorry guys we spent a trillion dollars on a fighter jet that didn't work at all' and everyone's either like "seems about right" or a bootlicker. Like why is the standard so much higher
We're basically taught that committing violence on behalf of our corrupt, deceitful, and often treasonous government is the most honorable thing we can do, while almost any intellectual pursuit is mocked and ridicule. We are ignorant savages.
There's also the ones who go "why are the scientists trying to find life on other planets instead of curing cancer?!!!?" As if the ASTROLOGIST somehow has a Phd in MEDICINE
@@Techy404 are *they* looking for the cure? Not everyone is interested on the same things. Finding resources or life could be the solution to other problems. Also it's astronomer, not astrologist. Edit: Idk if you read the original message, I read yours wrong. My apologies if you did.
The biggest mistake i ever made when ordering the same food i always get, was NOT looking at the damn menu! I basicly just said the same number i always did, and because i was so well known at the pizza place at the time, the manager turned around and looked at me puzzled, asking "are you sure?". I then said, "of course i'm sure!", and then sat down waiting... I get my food, and when i got home, i discovered that it was not at ALL what i wanted to eat! So i checked the online menu card, and saw that they had gotten a new menu, listing the drinks BEFORE the food items now instead of after, meaning nothing had the same number anymore... I contemplated calling them to see if they would fix it, but eventually decided that the fault was mine, and since i was both extremely hungry and also hate wasting food, i eventually just forced myself to eat the pizza, even if it wasn't a great experience... So yeah, that's why i ALWAYS look at the menu, even if i know what i want!
@@rapogirl1391 For most people, not that bad, but it contained the two things i hated the most on a pizza: Chilli and green peppers! I am terrible with spicy food, and i have never liked peppers, so for me, it was quite a struggle to get through it...
Quite often I reach the end of one of these videos and realize that I can't remember any one of the jokes I've just saw, it's like my brain just flushes them out immediately to free memory space.
At work: At the "Karens" & sexist "Rednecks" done got everyone's nerves frazzled. Customer brings in a dog: Everything stops! We kindly offer the Customer that we watch the dog for them we they freely shop the store & even offer to clean up any messes the dog may make. Dog: Cashiers gives him/ her footie treats & get lots of hugs & plays with the other associates. Customer with dog leaves with dog. Manager: Ok, dog break over, back to work.
6:18 Is actually a german UA-camr called HandofBlood. He dresses up depending on which game he's playing in the video. That frame is from the video where he played, and you mightve guessed it already, Getting Over It
@@jsl151850b His name is HandOfBlood, he is a German UA-camr. And the picture and quote are from a very new video, where he tried to play "Getting over it" with a motion sensor on a rubber mallet as controller.
4:23 Bish, you ain't shiz. I carved the inscription of The One Ring in my neighbourhood's park. IN ITS NATIVE LANGUAGE. I got that shiz memorized, your puny two-word meme is NOTHING compared to me writing out "ASH NAZG DURBATULIK ASH NAZG GIMBATUL ASH NAZG THRAKATULUK AGH BURZUM-ISHI, KRIMPATUL" In four feet of snow over like 200 yards.
6:19 that’s a German UA-camr who played getting over it as the character. They even build the hammer as the remote to play without mouse and it didn’t work right
@@isappycracks It just happens Hänno has a format where he searches on steam the 3 worst, new released games (And I don't mean just bad rated, I mean games so bad it already hurts to watch the trailer) called "3 Schäbige Spiele". So if Homefront gets a terrible sequel the chances aren't that bad lol
7:53 I feel called out, I don't know how to cry either. Ive heard hrt can make you more emotional so now that Im on it Im hoping my feelings start to feel better.
FYI, if you find yourself having disproportionate or inappropriate reactions to emotional stimulations or different situations, you may have something called emotional dysregulation or inappropriate affect. And if you have particularly illegible handwriting, especially if you also have hand pain when writing, you may have dysgraphia.
Everyone loves giving excuses and illnesses for the everything. You could just be acting weird or have shitty writing but no, it's a disease. Cool. Quirky. Victimizing
There are certain things Robin says in certain ways that explains how I feel about a lot of things and I wish I could replicate them perfectly to get my point across to other people.
I am 6' 0" and I think that's marginal on the critical bump geometry - getting into the car is my main weakness. Adding more than an inch or two has got to put you into many more danger zones....
3 pizza's a day? The breakfast pizza, sausage, hasbrown, baccon, and scrambled eggs with cheese. The lunch pizzia , pepperoni, onion, green pepper, and cheese. The dinner pizza, chicken, brock, corn, stuffing, and cheese.
2:53 - They mess you up, your mum and dad. They may not mean to, but they do. They fill you with the faults they had. And add some extra, just for you.
3:05 Yes. I don’t even need to mind read to know the question. It’s one of 2 things, and both are yes. The main reason I don’t need to activate my mind reeading powers is because I don’t have any. But I can mind vaguely-aproxamate and the 2 questions are probably (can you REALLY) and (there aren’t any mind readers out there) and I say yes to both to be chaotic
If the low-hanging chandelier is in your own house, you can use wire or strong zip ties to shorten the chain, so you can no longer bang your head on it.
1:40 I kinda had this happen to me but except I remember the exact epic part. It was short but awesome. My dream became lucid and then suddenly I spawned in a magical rainbow sword and then I started riding a unicorn and entered a portal. Once I entered the portal, I woke up.
5:51 - so, based on my amateur levels of graphology knowledge, here's what I can discern: The left side of the page is usually associated with the past and the right side with the future, at least in places that write left to right. Moving away from the edge of the page like that, especially if it is a regular occurrence, could indicate a desire to avoid the past. Impossible to say from such a small sample, of course, and you'd have to pair it with other signs in your handwriting or body language to have more certainty on the matter. Handwriting is a type of body language, after all.
Last night i had a dream but all i remember is being on an adventure with a popular comedian, waiting at a bus stop atop a floating fragment of land, and encountering a kiwi bird with a pokèball for a body at a cliff edge with a wall next to it Edit: one day i will animate what i can remember of it
I was having a shit Sunday and this video made me laugh way to hard i had to stop the video to take a breather. the good night dipshit part just made my day better
I would like to confess something I do not know if it's normal I don't cry when I just sad it's often times when I'm overwhelmed with emotions or I'm starting to get confused as f***
Day 4 or 5 of asking Robin to say "WHATS POPPIN IM ROBIN AND IM SOBBIN CAUSE WE ARE LOOKING AT "insert subreddit he hates"*
YESSS DO IT
YES
Necessary
I like how you already started to lose track
@@xavieryevergreen5684 yea lol
3:17 Fun fact: that monk is considered one of the holiest people in Orthodoxy that isn't a saint! The monks in Mt Athos choose to go up there to be free of the seven deadly sins, gluttony, lust, greed etc. So the fact that he had never seen a woman made him incapable of feeling lustful, meaning he was one of the holiest people according to the orthodox church
Edit: I forgot to mention that women aren't allowed on Mt Athos
What If he was gay 😳
@@janwarlock We are literally on the same brain length
He can still be horny, even asexual people have a libido. Wait, that's probably not lust.
Pretty stupid. Easy to be free of sin if those are actively deprived from you.
@@Nella_nova Great minds think alike 😌
I love it when Robin narrates.
robin is the best narrator
i think we all do. especially with r/me_irl
@@r3dsunl1ght15 Jack is a tie.
The dude naked in a Cauldron with a rubber mallet is a german youtuber called HandofBlood
(for all those who scroll through the comments without watching the video until 6:20 , have fun imagining a german man naked inside a cauldron with a rubber mallet for the next couple minutes)
ehre alla
all i can think of is Getting over it with Bennet Foddy
I thought it was about that game called "Getting Over it with Bennet Foddy"?
@@ivoryowl It is
@@ahmed4363 @Ivory it is getting over it but this youtuber often has costumes based on the game he plays
5:03
THANK YOU! I’ve seen so many people text like that that I was starting to think I was crazy for finding it annoying!
I love the editor to death, seriously they are underrated. They have a different sensor every day and this one is just phenomenal. These editors need more respect 👏👏👏
ah yes, the good old editor sensor
HEE HEE-
I really love when Americans talk shit about nasa for the $10 bil used on the James Webb teliscope for not directly spooning random sci-fi stuff into their mouths when the American military will straight up be like 'sorry guys we spent a trillion dollars on a fighter jet that didn't work at all' and everyone's either like "seems about right" or a bootlicker. Like why is the standard so much higher
We're basically taught that committing violence on behalf of our corrupt, deceitful, and often treasonous government is the most honorable thing we can do, while almost any intellectual pursuit is mocked and ridicule. We are ignorant savages.
Yeah, of any government agency to mad about why NASA?!
There's also the ones who go "why are the scientists trying to find life on other planets instead of curing cancer?!!!?" As if the ASTROLOGIST somehow has a Phd in MEDICINE
@@Techy404 astronomer, but I feel ya
@@Techy404 are *they* looking for the cure? Not everyone is interested on the same things. Finding resources or life could be the solution to other problems.
Also it's astronomer, not astrologist.
Edit: Idk if you read the original message, I read yours wrong. My apologies if you did.
"As long as you look like Chris Hemsworth from any Thor movie, you're okay I guess."
Awesome, I look just like Thor from Endgame!
The biggest mistake i ever made when ordering the same food i always get, was NOT looking at the damn menu!
I basicly just said the same number i always did, and because i was so well known at the pizza place at the time, the manager turned around and looked at me puzzled, asking "are you sure?".
I then said, "of course i'm sure!", and then sat down waiting...
I get my food, and when i got home, i discovered that it was not at ALL what i wanted to eat! So i checked the online menu card, and saw that they had gotten a new menu, listing the drinks BEFORE the food items now instead of after, meaning nothing had the same number anymore...
I contemplated calling them to see if they would fix it, but eventually decided that the fault was mine, and since i was both extremely hungry and also hate wasting food, i eventually just forced myself to eat the pizza, even if it wasn't a great experience... So yeah, that's why i ALWAYS look at the menu, even if i know what i want!
What was the pizza?
How bad was it?
Just say the name instead of the number.
@@rapogirl1391 For most people, not that bad, but it contained the two things i hated the most on a pizza: Chilli and green peppers!
I am terrible with spicy food, and i have never liked peppers, so for me, it was quite a struggle to get through it...
As someone who has a strangely strong ability to remember my dreams which also happen to be absolutely crazy, the Batman meme is *absolutely* accurate
But when it's a nightmare, it's impossible to wake up
Quite often I reach the end of one of these videos and realize that I can't remember any one of the jokes I've just saw, it's like my brain just flushes them out immediately to free memory space.
That's what happens when you've got a cheap memory card.
What was i talking about again?
You gotta replace the brain's floppy disk or it will write over itself.
Sonic wiped your memory
I love when he says “it’s robin time” and then he totally robs
6:53 made me laugh uncontrollably for wayyy too long 🤣
8:28 i didn't expect that meme to be seen internationally
At work: At the "Karens" & sexist "Rednecks" done got everyone's nerves frazzled.
Customer brings in a dog: Everything stops! We kindly offer the Customer that we watch the dog for them we they freely shop the store & even offer to clean up any messes the dog may make.
Dog: Cashiers gives him/ her footie treats & get lots of hugs & plays with the other associates.
Customer with dog leaves with dog.
Manager: Ok, dog break over, back to work.
2:26 I was not expecting to see a Celeste meme here, but I'm certainly not complaining!
I've been watching EmKay since 9pm. It is now 4am. I should go to sleep.
*r/Me_irl*
Robin: *gets angry* HEEHEE HEEHEE HEEHEE HEEHEE HEEHEE
6:18 Thats basically sumarizing the game "Getting Over It." You you haven't played it, *thats probably a good thing.*
5:19 i have this as a t-shirt. In fact when I watched this, I was wearing the shirt.
I just saw a dude holding his cat in a jar and it was the most wholesome thing I saw in my entire day. :)
😳
a JAR??
That poor cat bro
Jar you say?
4:30 scroll of truth WHYYYYYY
6:18 Is actually a german UA-camr called HandofBlood. He dresses up depending on which game he's playing in the video. That frame is from the video where he played, and you mightve guessed it already, Getting Over It
My friends: *sobbing at Grave of the Fireflies*
Me: *laughs at their snotty faces*
Me: either feeling no emotion at all or feeling every of em at once
6:20 this guy was on here before with a tank costume he´s really awesome
I give up. What is the story about the cauldron and rubber mallet?
@@jsl151850b His name is HandOfBlood, he is a German UA-camr. And the picture and quote are from a very new video, where he tried to play "Getting over it" with a motion sensor on a rubber mallet as controller.
4:23 Bish, you ain't shiz. I carved the inscription of The One Ring in my neighbourhood's park.
IN ITS NATIVE LANGUAGE. I got that shiz memorized, your puny two-word meme is NOTHING compared to me writing out
"ASH NAZG DURBATULIK
ASH NAZG GIMBATUL
ASH NAZG THRAKATULUK
AGH BURZUM-ISHI,
KRIMPATUL"
In four feet of snow over like 200 yards.
6:19 that’s a German UA-camr who played getting over it as the character. They even build the hammer as the remote to play without mouse and it didn’t work right
i hope he never plays homefront its not because it would be hard or anything homefront is just a bad game
@@isappycracks It just happens Hänno has a format where he searches on steam the 3 worst, new released games (And I don't mean just bad rated, I mean games so bad it already hurts to watch the trailer) called "3 Schäbige Spiele". So if Homefront gets a terrible sequel the chances aren't that bad lol
I'm always curious how many people these things can actually relate to. Because at least 80% of the time they just don't apply to me.
Did HandOfBlood become a international meme? Nice.
Nun, er war schonmal in einem Video mit dem Panzer Kostüm, also ist er eher seine internationale meme-collection am ausbauen 😂😂
1:02 hotel: trivago
The one more video and then going to bed hitted me, as i only recently discovered this channel and having a blast watching it 😂
I wish life had cues like in the first meme
7:53 I feel called out, I don't know how to cry either. Ive heard hrt can make you more emotional so now that Im on it Im hoping my feelings start to feel better.
Mon-ga: Weeb
Mang-ga: Normal person
Mango: Chad
2:08 I actually hit my head on the side mirror getting off a bus. Being tall is not as fun as it sounds.
1:38 that sounds about right for tf2
The MJ 'hoo-hoo' censors really got to me this time xD
One of the best parts!
1:38 I find writing things down that you can remember from your dreams helps with remembering them later
On the first meme I either hide behind the couch or I walk to my room a whole 20 minutes before the scene comes up from second-hand embarrassment lol.
Glad emkay fixed their ads covering the actual content!
6:24 I get the same thing but instead of sad memories, I overthink about upsetting future possibilities. 🙃
Hey if i don't laugh at a serious situation, I'll start rapidly sinking mentally.
“Night night dip- he he” 😂 that censoring
I'm glad knowing I'm not the only one who can't cry
2:20 you read it backwards
7:51 lol I don't have any more tears. I used them all as a child and I'm my early teens and last night.
FYI, if you find yourself having disproportionate or inappropriate reactions to emotional stimulations or different situations, you may have something called emotional dysregulation or inappropriate affect.
And if you have particularly illegible handwriting, especially if you also have hand pain when writing, you may have dysgraphia.
Everyone loves giving excuses and illnesses for the everything.
You could just be acting weird or have shitty writing but no, it's a disease. Cool. Quirky. Victimizing
There are certain things Robin says in certain ways that explains how I feel about a lot of things and I wish I could replicate them perfectly to get my point across to other people.
I am 6' 0" and I think that's marginal on the critical bump geometry - getting into the car is my main weakness.
Adding more than an inch or two has got to put you into many more danger zones....
The new Thor movie was actually good ngl
I'm a "I'll sleep when all the gods are dead" hummingbird
"OH, YOU SON OF A 'HEE HEE'" LOL.
Hearing the “waiting for the UA-cam thumbnail” bit in an Emkay video is literally the Spider-Man v Spider-Man meme
3 pizza's a day?
The breakfast pizza, sausage, hasbrown, baccon, and scrambled eggs with cheese.
The lunch pizzia , pepperoni, onion, green pepper, and cheese.
The dinner pizza, chicken, brock, corn, stuffing, and cheese.
2:19 jokes on you, the correct pronunciation was what you said first, ha! You can hide from me, weeeeeeb!!😈
Keep your circle small.. Be careful who you trust. Keep grinding.Big things are coming soon in your life. You just gotta keep working🤞🏽💪🏽
People when nfts:😐
People when trained professionals do the unthinkable in outer space:😨😨🤢🤢😭😭😭🤬🤬🤬🤬
2:53 - They mess you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had.
And add some extra, just for you.
4:55
"Help with"?... who said help?
I’m wheezing at the thumbnail because why not
It’s genius
Congrats on 3M
Robin reading the manga panel in the wrong order 🥲
Please use the Michael Jackson "Hee-hee" more often im fucking crying 🤣💀
Chuck Norris feels you, he also cannot cry.
Love your videos man. Congats on the 3 mil.
Chris Hemsworth in ANY Thor movie? Somebody hasn’t seen all the Marvel movies. 😂
That first hee hee came out of nowhere.
I get the 6' thing I'm 6' 3" and I hit my head on the door frames, my grandmother's hanging lights, and the ceiling fans
I love robin but hated the "hehe", I'm trying to listen while falling to sleep and it keeps waking me back up
Woulda been better if they out the choking in saliva post at the end as a reference to the previous meme
This one feels so painful
8:10 Unless it's daily dose of internet, what's on the thumbnail is shown at the start
anybody got a mom who asks for something from you at a specific amount and then they proceed to like 2 - 5 more than they asked for?
This is a really relatable subreddit
3:05
Yes. I don’t even need to mind read to know the question. It’s one of 2 things, and both are yes.
The main reason I don’t need to activate my mind reeading powers is because I don’t have any. But I can mind vaguely-aproxamate and the 2 questions are probably (can you REALLY) and (there aren’t any mind readers out there) and I say yes to both to be chaotic
1:25 this happened me once
2:52 is the most godamn relatable thing in my life
If the low-hanging chandelier is in your own house, you can use wire or strong zip ties to shorten the chain, so you can no longer bang your head on it.
I actually had no problem saying Worcestershire until I heard a lot of people messing it up and picked it up from them. It's like yawning, you know
I live in Worcestershire. I pronounce it as wuss - ter - sheer
A lot of people in the US say shire (shy-r), like LOTR, but I say it like sheer
6:19 That’s a reference to Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy
@EmKay HAPPY 3 MILLION WOOOOO
1:40 I kinda had this happen to me but except I remember the exact epic part. It was short but awesome. My dream became lucid and then suddenly I spawned in a magical rainbow sword and then I started riding a unicorn and entered a portal. Once I entered the portal, I woke up.
Best. Dream. Ever.
5:51 - so, based on my amateur levels of graphology knowledge, here's what I can discern:
The left side of the page is usually associated with the past and the right side with the future, at least in places that write left to right. Moving away from the edge of the page like that, especially if it is a regular occurrence, could indicate a desire to avoid the past. Impossible to say from such a small sample, of course, and you'd have to pair it with other signs in your handwriting or body language to have more certainty on the matter. Handwriting is a type of body language, after all.
CONGRATS ON 3M 🥳 i love your videos so muchh!
Yessssssss i love this guy he make memes 10000% better
No joke I started eating icecream the second I started watching and I just finished it exactly when the video ended.
If you wake up choking you might have sleep apnea. Talk to your doctor.
Last night i had a dream but all i remember is being on an adventure with a popular comedian, waiting at a bus stop atop a floating fragment of land, and encountering a kiwi bird with a pokèball for a body at a cliff edge with a wall next to it
Edit: one day i will animate what i can remember of it
Wow. The fan art tho. Looks epic!
I was having a shit Sunday and this video made me laugh way to hard i had to stop the video to take a breather. the good night dipshit part just made my day better
Alright i know the nasa thing was serious but when it says 'heh-heh' instead of curses it’s hilarious and i can’t not laugh
7:47
that hit me
Yet again I will say congrats on 3 million subs!
Choking on your saliva? Choking on an atom i am
5:19 Nobody is identical or perfect. This is a certified 🧢 moment.
5:50 my favorite image on the internet
5:15 THATS A BIT TO CLOSE TO HOME-
I would like to confess something I do not know if it's normal I don't cry when I just sad it's often times when I'm overwhelmed with emotions or I'm starting to get confused as f***
"Annoyed by thumbnails being at the end of videos"
*Proceeds to put it really late in this video*