@@izstrella I can answer that for you. Its neither. Its literally just an audiobook, specifically from the horror genre. My gf listens to them at night to help her sleep. How, i have no idea.
@@blademaster2390 No no, your GF is absolutely Right and has her Priorities! Horror Audiobooks are so boring that they Make you Fall Asleep. But, you might be Slightly Terrified. You will get Used to Listening it.
4:41 and *that's* how you know that both Robin and Lexi are wholesome beings! Both went super squishy soft when they saw this! And i'm here for this content, yes.
12:42 one time I woke up at a friends house before him and completed an entire shiny hunt in Pokemon. I was too scared to leave his room because I thought it might wake him up.
I recently started replaying cuphead. And when I heard the king dice theme I was like, "wait that's the EmKay theme..". Just goes to show that more ppl think of EmKay when they hear the song more than they think of King dice.
The Naraverine: *gets transported to the real world, then somehow gets an uber* "quickly now, I must get to Vivec, here's a map if you need it." The uber driver: "well a paycheck is a paycheck."
My choir teacher in the zoom was like "we need to see your faces" and I was like "you want to see my collection" not knowing the message was privately to her, not to the entire class. That gave me full body stress
The one about girls being able to carry things with one hand in weird ways was true. I tested it, I held 5 pencils, 1 music book, a ribbon holder thingy, and a fucking box. Best part is I held the box, the heaviest item on my pinky. Idk how I did it, but men should run. Or else I might pick them up with my pointer finger. Lol
Notice me Day 46 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/ihadastroke -r/sbubby -r/trippinthroughtime Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/Wellthatsucks -r/BreadStapledToTrees -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Lexi: -r/mildlyinteresting -r/notlikeothergirls And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
6:56 that’s actually how I found them! So I was watching the one with Zach in it (or maybe that one was the one with Damien) and then y’all were in my recommendations!!
6:50 - "that's how people found EmKay in the 1st place" That's how I find EmKay every 3 months. And I am subscribed already. UA-cam algorithm is weird.
1:07 As a person who wakes up as six thirty a.m. to take a shower before online class; I can confirm, we crazy. Edit: Also, as a mexican, our food is the best.
Robin: “We’re getting real close to that revolt part.” Robin after seeing the riot at the Capital in America: “I should not have said that. I REALLY should not have said that.”
Dude am I the only one who's genuinely excited when Robin narrates..? Like dude I know this sounds stupid but I imagine a little robin bird narrating and it's so hilarious.
I actually did find this channel on accident. But I love it more then I can explain. Best laying in bed depressed because I have 45 assignments due in one hour but your procrastinating because now its too late to do them. *clears throat* I mean that's what that kids doing. Not me
11:50 I live in PA. Our roads suck ass. I had pancreatitis and was in an ambulance vomiting (because it was the only way I could alleviate the pain) while sobbing because I was in so much pain. We hit a pothole, HARD. I swear I saw my soul leave my body.
3:05 for those wondering, in the cursor configuration you can enable that each time you press Ctrl the cursor is marked by a circle for a moment so you can find it easier.
Robin is clearly impersonating Shrek, from “Shrek: The Musical”
I was gonna say he was impersonating the ref from the dbz tournaments.
@@kennethboysel4871 weeb
@@______xxfunky_space_panda4183 furry
@@MeeMaw1971 REVERSE CARD!, YOU FELL RIGHT INTO MY TRAP! I ACTUALLY AM A WEEB I BET YOU ONLY WATCHED DBZ AND NARUTO DIDNT YOU?!
@@______xxfunky_space_panda4183 UNO REVERSE! IM NOT A WEEB IM A *GAMER* !!
AND I HAVE A DOGGO! AND TWO CATS AND A TURTLE!
"Unless its Casa Bonita." True words have never been spoken.
Yes that is true
11:09 Have you SEEN the 2018 film Gotti, based on John Gotti the NY crime boss?
r/whoosh
@@garretthamtop3828 what
@@garretthamtop3828 you're 8 years old aren't you
oh, Hi Gonzo! :D
@@garretthamtop3828 you must be 8 or 5
"All dreams have a meaning"
Then do.... do I have a kidnapping kink
Yes
Oh god 😂
↖️there is another
sir wich side you play?
sir, this is a wendys
"Crying is not an emergency"
Kid: *starts crying*
The parent: *YEET* no more money waste
Ah yes, Chara
Ok.........I’m confused
certified cringe comment
The kiwi approves.
@Swap Paps
Child: Coughs
Spartan doctor: Out of the womb and into the tomb!
I literally read it as "the f in friendship stands for frog" first
It's true. True friends are frogs. And if frogs don't like you, You are truly an incompetent human... Just like me!
The frog is your friend
f = frog
r = rabbit
i = iguana
e = earwig
n = nurse shark
d = dodo
also correct
@@Beterperter you gotta be one with the frogs and you'll achieve all your goals 😌
Random fact I was listening to a horror narration then emkay started playing on auto play. I've been here ever since
That's cool, I just happened to see a vid made by emkay and now I am subbed
@@-brye_the_bun- same
What is a “horror narration”? Is it just creepypastas read out creepily, or is it original fiction?
@@izstrella I can answer that for you.
Its neither. Its literally just an audiobook, specifically from the horror genre. My gf listens to them at night to help her sleep. How, i have no idea.
@@blademaster2390 No no, your GF is absolutely Right and has her Priorities!
Horror Audiobooks are so boring that they Make you Fall Asleep.
But, you might be Slightly Terrified. You will get Used to Listening it.
1:30
Basically me when I grew my love of jokes and hoodies from Sans
*X same.*
but 8ts puns
4:41 and *that's* how you know that both Robin and Lexi are wholesome beings! Both went super squishy soft when they saw this! And i'm here for this content, yes.
6:51 that is how i began watching EmKay
how did he know
Same tbh XD
lol I think i did too
Yea, I was watching The Click and ended up on EmKay.. I don't know which one is worse..
Help, The Click has me in his basement
1:53 "Legend-Dairy"
The coke can says Legend and the milk is Dairy
12:42 one time I woke up at a friends house before him and completed an entire shiny hunt in Pokemon. I was too scared to leave his room because I thought it might wake him up.
so which ones did you find?
"Unless your going to Casa Bonita"
never before had i have to agree more in my life
Hello furry how are you. (don't reply, I'm too lazy LOL)
@@dougletcalitionb.lorendzo2269 ᵗʰⁱˢ ⁱˢ. ᵃ ʳᵉᵖˡʸ, ʰⁱ
@@fastcsx1412 I'm maybe lazy, but I will still reply, Hello 😀
*_Toaster detected_*
The "g" in frog actually stands for gorf.
The g in gorf stands for gay
@@mothmanlol6263 In fact, the g in gorf stays for "good at being communist".
Technoblade yes yes
Ah I get it
@@mothmanlol6263 The o and gorf stands for osteoporosis
6:35
*Me, an ambidextrous person:*
"Am I a joke to you?"
Yes
@@micro11. I’m not offended because it’s true
@@annafurmaniak8981 everyone is a joke
@@micro11. don’t call yourself a joke, jokes have meaning!
2:39
Two words
Mötley Crüe
If you need a specific song “kick start my heart”
I'm short but my girl is tall,guess we're doing e9.
Lol
Im dyingg helpp
That would be hugging because you both facing the same way.
What if it’s me a 5’11 tall person, and the 40 kids in my basement?
@@Travinater genocide
Did anyone see that that map on the thumbnail was Elder Scrolls? I got so hyped.
Yeah qwq
I have the map of skyrim and we must go to solitude and capture it for the stormcloaks
I want this Uber
@@ihateyou1379 Same mate
Fus ro da
One day we are gonna calculate compatibility with someone by how many chicken nuggets they can eat without getting paralyzed
12:09 don’t do it. it can burst your eardrum and the school will demand payment for a replacement for the band class.
I did a "Will You Press the Button" today.
Press the button and:
You become a vampire
But
You Sparkle.
No downside.
NO DIO NOOOO
press da button
ORE WA NINGEN WO YAMERO ZOO, JOJO!!
*Then you’re a person with sharp teeth and glitter*
The downside is becoming a Twilight reference.
Besides, I like having some solar danger in my vampirism.
I recently started replaying cuphead. And when I heard the king dice theme I was like, "wait that's the EmKay theme..". Just goes to show that more ppl think of EmKay when they hear the song more than they think of King dice.
I thought of King Dice, means I haven't seen enough Emkay
u didn't know-
i made this mistake in front of my friend
I don’t know what your talking about but it seems to be good
the bad thing is that king dice’s music is being stolen because they didn’t even give credit. like ever.
4:04 The moon from Majora's Mask is lowkey nightmare inducing
The Naraverine: *gets transported to the real world, then somehow gets an uber* "quickly now, I must get to Vivec, here's a map if you need it."
The uber driver: "well a paycheck is a paycheck."
“Don’t you need friend to throw a party”
Ooooo
That hurt more then killing pap in genocide route of undertale
Hurts more than killing toriel... papyrus is hard too though ;-;..
I'm starting genocide soon too..
are there any other people who don't care about the monster deaths
Monsterism
It also hurts to kill Tempe, am I the only one that thinks that or anyone else.
MONSTER JUSTICE!!
after all, I am a humanoid squid--
My choir teacher in the zoom was like "we need to see your faces" and I was like "you want to see my collection" not knowing the message was privately to her, not to the entire class. That gave me full body stress
For every single person that has been in Merrill, WI, you know that Chiipp's is bomb.
6:53 holy hec u literally just described what I’m doing PERFECTLY
1:07
Me: laughs and cry in sleep deprivation.
Americans: *Makes fun of a state
Me: "Is this supposed to be some american joke that I'm too European too understand?"
America is the Florida of the rest of the world. Is it that hard to have common sense other Americans?
@@crossmane "Local American man throws $1 million worth of European tea into harbor"
Think of it like making fun of another providence in your country. Works the same way.
@@DenvaProbablyDraws i love history humour
Is this a joke that I’m too not a foetus for me to find funny?
Me when I need to pad the word count for my essay: father, human being that supplied the sperm causing my birth.
When he said getting close to that revolt, I made an audible sound of uncomfort
Robin: "I haven't 'touched' my village in a week. I better get back 'IN' there."
O h.
why ya gotta be like that man. Why can't you let an innocent comment about a kids game be innocent.
no
Please no
@@lankymaccrazyhair264 r/woosh
2:06 Me, a 14 year old with a B in geometry: Well shoot, sorry mom and dad but I guess I ain't going to college.
*laughs in 15 year old with a C in Algebra*
@@rexjolles -Me Laughs as a fetus with a F in Daycare-
Me: LAUGHS IN B’S AND C’S
3:55 I burst out laughing at the voice he used for “motivation”
2:51 professional ride operator here!
This statement is more or less true, for me it depends on how many kids there are
I realized I was an adult after coming home from school and watching UA-cam waiting for my parents to come home and make dinner it was a sad day
bob: can we fix it
bob’s wife: no bob just sign the divorce papers. I did not make this up I saw this meme on google
ⁿ
6:55 yeah that's how I skipped a week and a half of hw and about 2-5 hours of sleep every day
6:50 That is literally how i end up watching EmKay every time. I don't think there was a time when that's not how I ended up here...
Same.
*Papa Kim is proud*
Daddy Kim 🤤
@@moistbeans4242 please, please stop.
do u realize un means 1 In French
Burn in holy hell fire
@Moist Beans NO NO NO NO NO
Am I the only one who laughed so hard that I lost my breath because of hearing the judges reaction "how were you going 420mph in a 55mph zone??"
Imma be honest, ding-dong-database sounds like a database for doorbells and I love it
“i havent touched my village in a week”
meanwhile my village that i abandoned in 2016
The last time I fell into the UA-cam black hole, I found a comedy cortet singing banana phone... no regrets
Newfangled Four my beloved
"I haven't touched my island in forever"
My Tomodachi island miis: *am i a joke to you?*
where the fuck is that 3ds?
GUYS I FOUND MY DS AND THEY DIDNT EVEN RECOGNIZE ME THEY DESERVED TO BE DELETED
@@A_Shadow87 LETS GO!!!
EVERYONE VISIT THEM!
Oof, I think I need to visit my miis...
1:40 woody woodpecker
Fun fact: emkay showed up in my recommendations when Damien was still doing it and I’ve watched this ever since. It’s been a year and a half now
Imagine abandoning your Animal Crossing village smh. How DARE you?
I do it all the time and They always make me feel bad
Oh no i just remembered HELP THEY GONNA GUILT TRIP ME
I have not played for like 5 or 6 months
My Nintendo account got temp banned science august, my villagers are still waiting
The one about girls being able to carry things with one hand in weird ways was true. I tested it, I held 5 pencils, 1 music book, a ribbon holder thingy, and a fucking box. Best part is I held the box, the heaviest item on my pinky. Idk how I did it, but men should run. Or else I might pick them up with my pointer finger. Lol
I'm safe, no girl ever wants to come near me.
Nope if people were magnet then I would be the same polarization as girls.
I expected nothing more from you Junko XD
@@mikevigers9948 probably cause of that attitude. As long as you're a good person, you'll find someone.
once you witness all the EmKay narrators, you get the *golden viewer skin*
You know it’s gonna be a good video when it makes you laugh ten seconds in
9:22 YO YOU DISRESPECTING MY FREAKING CAR?????
ADDRESS DATE AND TIME
YA BOI REPTAR
White House
6 A.M
11-11-2021
Notice me
Day 46 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/ihadastroke
-r/sbubby
-r/trippinthroughtime
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/Wellthatsucks
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Lexi:
-r/mildlyinteresting
-r/notlikeothergirls
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
2:30
The judges concern wasnt why he went that fast, it was *how* he got that fast. God that was hilarious.
All jokes aside, robin’s sonic impression is the best I have ever heard
6:56 that’s actually how I found them! So I was watching the one with Zach in it (or maybe that one was the one with Damien) and then y’all were in my recommendations!!
6:50 thats is exactly how i found EmKay XD
(6:05) Similar to; turns on science based UA-cam video.
It's using Imperial units.
12:07
Technically, you can factory reset yourself like that. Just let the blood flow until you bleed out.
Let me just quote RussianBadger
When Santa comes out of Guadalajara with his Mexican meal sled
Day 4 of asking Robin to open with "I'm the robin that leaves ya throbbin'."
Some wonder if he's still at it to this day
Im not the onlty thing out in the open thats throbbing in that situation.
No
He needs to open with "im robin..no I'm not Robin dabank"
@@Smelly556 pretty sure he already done that once or twice.
1:06 Y’ALL, ITS LEGIT 6;40 AM WHERE I AM RN, AND I HAVE’T SLEPT YET 💀
6:50 - "that's how people found EmKay in the 1st place"
That's how I find EmKay every 3 months. And I am subscribed already. UA-cam algorithm is weird.
Imagine if the emkay hand wasn’t in the “ok” pose and we could all put our phones below our lap without having to neck ourselves
Why?
@@Unknown-is3qr I did my want to have to keep it above my lap all the time
Me, an Indonesian who saw Norway flags creating our flag: Wait am i Norwaygians??
Emkay: Always has been
@Hellbanisher Rockz eh we indonesians have a bad rep for these things anyway sooo
Its true, as a norwegian i can confirm this. You thought it was the dutch, but it was us THE NORWEGIANS
@@gufosufo337 ah crap xD
6:52 Glad you're a fan of Piemations.
1:29 is literally me for the entirety of my life
1:07 As a person who wakes up as six thirty a.m. to take a shower before online class; I can confirm, we crazy.
Edit: Also, as a mexican, our food is the best.
Yes it is
Imdeeed
I wake up at 7:00 and I still have time to shower before school. I also don't eat breakfast or lunch so that saves time
I wake up at 5:59 school starts at 8 i don't have enough time to eat breakfast or take a shower
I just panicked for a minute because I couldn't remember if it was morning and I had just woken up, or if It was night and I was supposed to be asleep
7:33 "I may have a new D&D character idea"
The subscribe animation is someone unsubscribing and somehow still puts on notifications
EmKay "Don't make fun of American cuisines."
Korea "Am a joke to you?"
which korea north or south
@@Coldnoah yes
8:34
you just needed 7 more...
Robin: “We’re getting real close to that revolt part.”
Robin after seeing the riot at the Capital in America: “I should not have said that. I REALLY should not have said that.”
I think robin would be more like "i don't wanna say 'I told you' but, yeah I told you"
Your absolutly right it was 4am and a emkay video was in my recomended section
Dude am I the only one who's genuinely excited when Robin narrates..? Like dude I know this sounds stupid but I imagine a little robin bird narrating and it's so hilarious.
My clock; *[11:30 PM]*
Me: *[Struggling to fall asleep]* *[Looks back at clock]*
Me clock: *[3:00 AM]*
Lmao same
The fact that it took me a second to get the legend-dairy joke is concerning
oh you mean the coke milk joke?
I actually did find this channel on accident. But I love it more then I can explain. Best laying in bed depressed because I have 45 assignments due in one hour but your procrastinating because now its too late to do them. *clears throat* I mean that's what that kids doing. Not me
The 2020 one was actually a time traveler that was telling everyone what would happen
Emkay: "Today's fanart comes from..."
Me: "The fastest 10 seconds in the west"
11:50
I live in PA. Our roads suck ass. I had pancreatitis and was in an ambulance vomiting (because it was the only way I could alleviate the pain) while sobbing because I was in so much pain. We hit a pothole, HARD. I swear I saw my soul leave my body.
I legit love robin so much he makes my day so much better
“You should be worried how your a furry in both.”
Me: *cries in furry*
“Why must you hurt me in this why?”
Don't say that here, its a death sentence.
@@LarsTonguesInAspix saying it anywhere is a death scentance tbh
@@randominternettoaster7859 scentance
That’s why I never say it, it’s scary.
@@LarsTonguesInAspix It’s a death sentence eh? F U R R Y I did it now so kill me
84 people: *dislike*
Me: *grasp child firmly*
there is 12 now
@@abishekbista5114 *yeet the child*
@@ojie285 i will i just need some time
@• Histraction • u ight
Step 1 _Approach child casually_
Step 2 _Grasp child firmly_
Step 3 _Hit with bat_
Finally, a the fox and the hound meme! And it includes Todd’s mate
6:58 that’s exactly what happened to me. I was watching the scented candle video when an Emkay video showed up
3:05 for those wondering, in the cursor configuration you can enable that each time you press Ctrl the cursor is marked by a circle for a moment so you can find it easier.
14:44 that is exactly what exploring in Morrowind feels like.
I found emkay in 2020 when i used memes to make me happy during lockdown then I found this and other meme channels a have has them make me happy
this made me laugh so hard which then made me start coughing and now ive vomited
If emkay was a toothpaste it would be 10/10 dentists recommended.
Mr.Hoover is my teacher now and I can confirm
Imagine waking up at 6 am, pathetic, I wake up at 4:30
“We have no standards. This is Emkay.”
this a mood tho XD
Robin: i abandoned my animal crossing vil-
U WOT
9:54 They didnt eaven replace the world with a giant norway. I am disapointet
8:50 pretty sure he meant 640 because that’s the amount 10 stacks in Minecraft would have
2:39
Genius strategy, say your car clearly can’t hit 420 mph so the ticket was wrong given.